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02x08 - Olivia's Tip Top Tapper Olivia Plans a Tea Party

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

02x08 - Olivia's Tip Top Tapper Olivia Plans a Tea Party

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oh

excuse me tap dancer coming through

step and skip step and skip step and

skip careful olivia the floor's slippery

i don't want you to step and slip okay

mom but look

backwards

you like that william watch this

sweetie why don't you take a break

i can't i have to rehearse for my top

dance recital tonight francine and i are

partners and we want our dance to be

tap-tastic

that's tap dancer talk for super dude

oh olivia are you all right

i'm fine

but i don't think my foot is

there you go

one shiny new cast for a newly sprained

foot

now you can stand up and walk around and

your foot will be fine

you're right it doesn't hurt a bit

does that hurt nope

how about that still no

so is that it almost olivia needs a few

more things crutches to help you keep

your balance

and because you're such a good patient

sticky stickers

wearing a cast is a lot like wearing a

tiara it's fancy and special and looks

good with everything

i can't wait to show francine

in

well francine what do you think

i think

i think you think it's pretty cool i

know you want to sign it

i saved you a place

what's wrong how are you going to tap

dance in our show tonight with a

sprained foot

easy

like this

that's what i was afraid of

wait

i forgot to use my crutches

oops

olivia i really like being your partner

but we have to quit fooling ourselves

you can't dance with a cast on your foot

sorry

hey olivia some of my stickers are

falling off can i borrow one of yours

quit it ian i'm trying to think

i've got to find a way to dance in my

recital tonight

maybe i just need a better cast

i wonder

is the patient ready for a much much

better cast ready doc prepare for full

cast formation

thanks doc this cast is much better i'll

never fall now

it just needs one more thing

look i'm dancing

i'm dancing i'm falling i'm falling

there's gotta be some way i can dance

without falling down ian i just wish i

knew what it was

hey

that's it

i'll build my own rolling walker

it'll be just like williams only bigger

and instead of rolling and walking i'll

roll and dance

you know some olivia with the right

wheels this just might work

did you find any wheels yet no

but i found this

perfect

come on

what about wheels

i think we still need wheels olivia

i'll be right back

here you go ian wheels

lots of them yeah

all right william snack time is over

what do you say we go for a roll

huh

hey have you kids seen the wheels for

williams i hope you don't mind dad but

we needed them for my invention

see

i sit in here and my legs come out there

i call it the olivia tip top tapper

it'll help me dance in my recital

tonight your recital but olivia what

about your foot a dancer never quits dad

well as long as a dancer puts all the

wheels back when she's done

on with the show

this is terrific

i'm so excited about this good afternoon

everyone and welcome to our top dance

recital

there's a lot of excitement backstage

the dancers can't wait to show you

everything they've learned so

let's begin our show

hi olivia

hi francine

olivia

ready for our big dance

no i mean

yes

i mean i didn't think you'd be dancing

so

i found another partner

harold hawkinberry

hi olivia

wonderful job boys and now our next

dancers sophie and alexandra will dance

to snappy feet

thanks harold but i can take it from

here you mean i don't have to

dance could i still wear the head

go for it

everything's ready olivia

what's ready

you'll see

and now for our final act francine

and olivia

and olivia

olivia

cool

it's working

bring it home girl

let's go faster francine

that's my girl

bedtime olivia five more minutes

i'm teaching william how to tap dance

tap tap tappity tap

i think william needs to walk before he

learns to dance

and both of you need to get some sleep

but i'm not a teeny bit tired

they

say

good night olivia your big day is

through

but how can i sleep there's still so

much to do

it looks like i'm tucked inside snug in

my bed but tomorrow is chasing

i'll do anything go anywhere just don't

ask me to go to

sleep

there's

still so much to do

sweet dreams little dancer

Olivia Plans a Tea Party Written by Madellaine Paxson

[Music]

more pancakes coming right up

oh

are you feeling okay mom

oh

you do look a little pale why don't you

sit down and get some rest oh i'm fine

besides i have work to do parties don't

plan themselves

i can help i can be your assistant

that's a great idea olivia

you'll be

my official assistant party planner i

want to help too

i just need to finish planning the

birthday party for otto and oscar next

weekend

honey i think you'd better rest huh

okay maybe i do have the sniffles i'll

take william to the park olivia it's

very important that your mother rests so

i'm leaving you in charge don't worry

i'll take care of everything

now i don't want you to do any work you

don't have any parties to plan for a

whole week and i'm your official

assistant party planner and as my

official assistant party planner you can

do me a big favor answer my office phone

if it rings and take a message you got

it

mom let's call africa

ian this isn't an africa calling phone

it's mom's special party planning phone

it's ringing

mom's party planning business this is

assistant party planner olivia olivia is

it

my ladies garden club has a tea party

scheduled for this afternoon but we need

a little help could you plan a party for

me today um of course hold one moment

[Music]

mom

there's a party emergency

[Music]

mom mom

mom

mom

you rest i'll take care of

everything don't worry mrs berkshire

we'll put on the best tea party ever oh

that is truly splendid thank you

how are you gonna plan a tea party

without mom

[Music]

francine

i need to plan a tea party

did somebody scream tea party yeah with

fancy sandwiches and tea oh and it must

be served in pretty teacups pretty

teapots and pretty plates i hope mom has

that much pretty

[Music]

we'll need these pretty napkins

and this pretty plate

we definitely need some of these and

these and these

there everything you need for a proper

tea party

except for the food of course

the food

[Music]

i bet mom would love this

be right back

francine you're in charge okay

we'll practice serving tea

i'll get the guess and you're in charge

[Music]

mom i brought you some tea and a dainty

sandwich

and francine and ian and i planned a

whole tea party for the ladies garden

club

mom nice

hello

we uh plan parties

hi it's oscar and otto's mom about their

party we still want the bounce house but

we also want pirates boys hey got that

yep

pirates

yes lots and lots of pirates oh don't

come without pirates

[Music]

uh

who was on the phone

a lady called to add something to her

party order

now she wants a bounce house and pirates

pirates at a tea party how would that

work yeah

how would it work

i wonder

[Music]

may i pour you a spot of tea miss how

delightful

i can definitely see it working

[Music]

it just needs one more thing

now all we need are pirates

cool

[Music]

shimmery timber

itchy

we have to go now or we'll be late

late for what

[Music]

this is the place

you look great dad and you too william

come on

oopsie

one little pirate needs a diaper

we'll be right back all right

let's get this party started

these sandwiches are lovely aren't they

winifred sandwiches with chopsticks

upset

goodness what are you

i'm a pirate madam

nobody seems to be having fun that's

because pirates don't belong at tea

parties but ian said that's what they

wanted

that's it no one is acting like pirates

and that's the problem quick tell the

pirates we need to talk

[Music]

tea party time

huh whoa put down that tank up and fight

like a mom hand over your treasure oh oh

damn excuse me dad you're just in time

get in there and act like a pirate

olivia are you absolutely sure this is

what these ladies hang on a second

hey francine do it

[Music]

i have no treasure i tell you whoa

i just wish mom was here to see this

[Music]

oh

olivia

oh i had the funniest dream that you

were putting on a tea party for a ladies

club

[Music]

it wasn't a dream

come back here

[Music]

are you the party planner i need to have

a word with you yes i'm so sorry the

pirates must have been meant for a

children's birthday party but got

accidentally mixed into your tea party

the pirates were meant for oscar and

otto's party

oh not to worry these tea parties are

usually dreadfully boring and this one

is

fun we rather like the pirates

especially winifred i'll have you walk

the plank

[Music]

how are you feeling honey

[Laughter]

you should get in the bounce house

[Music]

mom let me tuck you in it's okay i feel

better now

mom i'm still your assistant for today

and you've been a great assistant in

fact mrs berkshire was so happy with the

party that she sent you this

it's perfect you're perfect good job

olivia you made me proud

you made me proud too night mom sweet

dreams

dreams i can't go to sleep yet

they

say

good night olivia your big day is

through

but how can i sleep there's still so

much to do

it looks like i'm tucked inside snug in

my bed but tomorrow

[Music]

i'll do anything go anywhere just don't

ask me to go

to

sleep

there's still

so much to do

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

why don't you sleep here tonight

Olivia's Dog Wash Written by Peggy Sarlin

okay perry get ready to make the biggest

catch of all time

[Music]

yes and perry is the catching champion

of the world and also the splashing

champion of the world

[Music]

hey that's the library mm-hmm the

children's reading room needs more books

and i'm trying to help them raise money

to buy them more books just for kids

that's right and the more money we raise

the more books we can buy so if you

raise lots and lots and lots of money

you can buy lots and lots and lots of

books yep and wouldn't that be wonderful

definitely i could read and read and

never run out of books huh i wonder

[Music]

hello mrs librarian i'd like to check

out some books please oh sure thing did

you bring your library card

here it is

and here are a few more books too good

sweet do we wait i've got more

[Music]

[Applause]

oh my

my brain is happy just thinking of all

those books well we don't have them yet

we still need to raise the money

i'm on the case terrific what's the plan

there isn't one

yet but i'll think of something

[Music]

can you think and scrub at the same time

perry got pretty muddy in that puddle

sure mom come on perry come here boy

bath time

[Music]

good boy

now what can we do to raise money

good idea perry hey francine

wanna help me

raise money to buy books for the

children's reading room if we're talking

princess books i'm in what do you want

me to do hand me that soap

that's it and help me think of something

we could do that's really fun animals

are fun especially dogs isn't that right

perry

pose

if only there was something we could do

with dogs to make money

[Music]

wow look at that clean pup what can i

say i have a way with animals

hey that's it

we'll have a dog wash

everyone agrees a dog wash it is

want your dog all nice and clean

cleanest dog you've ever seen

bring your dog to us today olivia's woof

woof wash hooray

oh hello olivia francine please tell me

you're not littering

we're letting everyone know about

olivia's woof dog wash

wanna help daisy the money we raise is

going to buy books for the children's

reading room only if i get to brush and

comb when it comes to dog grooming i'm

an artiste

right mrs

you've got a deal

hi firefighter fred hello olivia hello

francine wanna come to our dog wash

we're raising money for new library

books well

it is for a good cause and we guarantee

we'll get all his spots out okay it's a

deal but if you don't mind

we'll keep the spots

if your dog is very dirty we can wash

them nice and pretty

well

look who's here hi mrs hogan mueller

guess what we're doing hmm a dog wash to

buy books

what a wonderful idea but i don't have a

dog just my darling cats and my precious

little gobbles

[Applause]

hmm do they need to be washed well

gobbles here is due for a bath

[Music]

why don't you bring him by this

afternoon wonderful we'll see you then

all set sweetie almost just one more

thing

okay woof woof washers everybody ready

sudsing station ready to suds rinsing

[Music]

ready to rinse

drying station

ready to dry

grooming station

grooming

the artiste is here with her assistant

mrs buttercup isn't she going to get

washed and mixed with the woof riffraff

i don't think so then if everyone is

ready bring in the customers

[Music]

welcome doggies and dog owners and

turkey

before we start i'd like to introduce

mom

thanks for coming everybody all the

money we collect today in this jar is

going to buy books for the children's

reading room at the library everyone

will be ready for pickup in about an

hour see you then

okay perry you go first

[Laughter]

what what what

once

[Music]

it's just a squirrel as i was saying

woof dry dry

[Music]

go away squirrel sh**t

[Music]

oh

[Music]

oh

what are we gonna do the dogs are out of

control and they're getting dirty thanks

to olivia's annoying squirrel my

squirrel

only there was something dogs liked more

than squirrels

hey wait there is

[Music]

oh

i found it a dog bone not just any dog

bone

a dog bone they can chase

they'll chase this bone right through

the dog wash

okay dog

[Music]

[Music]

dry dry

not bad for woof

olivia's

dog wash

and turkey wash

is back in business

we did it five perfectly pampered pets

[Music]

looks like someone's woof woof dog wash

was a big success

whoa

that's a lot of money this will buy a

lot of books

olivia

here mom i'm just reading one of the

books we bought for the children's

reading room you can finish it in the

morning after you've gotten some sleep

but

they

say

good night olivia your big day is

through

but how can i sleep there's still so

much to do

it looks like i'm tucked inside snug in

my bed but tomorrow is chasing today

through my head

[Music]

oceans deep

i'll do anything go anywhere just don't

ask me to go

to

sleep

there's still

so much to do

[Applause]

[Music]

perry you smell nice and clean

[Music]

Olivia's Hiking Adventure Written by Mark Valenti

has been called to order

what's first olivia

merritt badges if we do any of the

things in this book we get a badge bird

watching

basket weaving

here's one we can get by always saying

please and thank you thank you for

telling me about that badge francine

please tell me more

hey

here's something we could do hike to the

top of a mountain and maybe if we hike

to the top of a really big mountain

we'll get a really big badge

i wonder

[Music]

actually olivia it says here that any

hill will do as long as we plant a flag

on top

then let's hike up maywood hill okay

now we just need a flag

leave it to me

beach towel

um

baton and clothespins

[Music]

it looks so pretty

and it'll look even better on top of

maywood hill

what's going on girls

we're gonna hike to the top of maywood

hill and earn a merit badge

really can i have one too um

this is a merit badge for pioneer scouts

oh well that's okay i'd still like to

come on the hike with you i've been up

and down maywood hill 100 times i know

every trail and tree

what's that perry

really he says he wants to come too i

have a way with animals in that case

let's all go maywood hill here we come

a pioneer scout can never be too

prepared girls so i packed a few things

for our hike

a map of the trail a compass to keep us

headed in the right direction a nature

guidebook huh and plenty of water in

case we get thirsty i packed a few

things too

they're in my knapsack

[Music]

a few

things a pioneer scout can never be too

prepared dad remember some extra clothes

pins

a fancy headband jumbo snowshoes and

even some yummy smelling trail cookies

olivia you think of everything i do

don't i

then is everybody ready

forward

march

we're taking a hike

[Music]

we'll reach the

top feet

pooped

must

stop

must

sit

whoa look

a tree fell and it's blocking our trail

let's just hike around it i'm afraid we

can't it's

too big oh well

i guess we'd better call it a day

and go home and not get our merit badge

come on we have to think of something

olivia it wouldn't be safe to go off the

trail and wait i have an idea if we

can't go around it we'll go over it

[Music]

olivia

this is no time to skip rope it's not

for skipping it's for climbing

well i'll be olivia that's pretty clever

come on girls up and over all right here

you go hold on

we did it thanks to you what can i say a

pioneer scout is always prepared

we're taking a hike

[Music]

and soon i hope poop will reach the top

what is that

looks like a bog

oh that's kind of like a squishy mud

puddle can we walk on it uh well we need

special shoes sweetie otherwise we'd uh

would sink to the bottom

okay

meet you back at the car

not so fast francine

[Music]

snowshoes uh-huh if we can't go through

it then we'll have to walk on top of it

i brought enough for everyone

well

except for you perry

but don't worry we'll carry you across

olivia i like the way you think

me too

[Music]

come on dad one minute

come here perry

perry

what are you doing

[Music]

wow

i guess he doesn't need to be carried

dad

[Music]

we're taking a hike

[Music]

look there it is the top of maywood hill

and we can plant our flag

and finally earn our merit badge wait

girls stop don't move what's wrong over

there

a skunk

very quiet you'll get sprayed yeah

with the stinkiest smelling smell you

ever smelled let's all just back away

slowly

okay

come on girls this isn't working

somebody do something

uh according to this nature guide skunks

are naturally curious and uh spend most

of their time looking for food food

that's it

now where's my fancy headband

dad you take one end francine you take

the other and oh i hope you're hungry mr

skunk because i've got a cookie for you

hurry no come back

[Music]

uh oh

oh the skunk sprayed them

hey

you stink it's awful something

what are we supposed to do with those

works like a charm

forward

march

and halt

we made it we had to the top of maywood

hill

oh we made it

[Music]

and our flag made it too

[Music]

doesn't my new merit badge look great

dad it sure does olivia and you earned

it with your help

hmm my badge looks great but i think it

needs just one more thing

perfect

they

say

good night olivia your big day is

through

but how can i sleep there's still so

much to do

it looks like i'm tucked inside snug in

[Music]

i'll do anything go anywhere just don't

ask me to go

to

sleep

there's still

so much to do

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

night little hiker

[Music]

[Music]