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01x07 - Blue Moon / Going Through a Phase

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

01x07 - Blue Moon / Going Through a Phase

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blue

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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oh hello zeder tonight's missoula stew i

use the secret ingredient that gives it

a real kick uh this isn't like your last

secret ingredient is it you know the one

that ate my plate sorry no hints

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why look at that the potatoes going

around the onion just like the moon goes

around the earth molto's right except

the moon's nothing like a potato of

course

it's made of cheese

cheese hello the moon's not made out of

cheese that's just a silly story oh yeah

then what is it made of hey everybody

knows that it's a man haven't you ever

heard of the man in the moon man in the

moon get real that's the silly story

well as malta you'll see

malto what's the real story on the moon

great galaxies that's one of my favorite

subjects

now where did i put my multopedia

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thank you

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let's take a look at earth's moon for

example it has a truly fascinating

surface much of which can be seen from

earth

for years scientists have studied the

surface of the earth's moon

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there's the buzzer

dinner is served

tell you what why don't you all join me

after dinner and we'll study the moon's

surface together

good idea i'll bet we can all learn

something

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yeah

i just found the secret ingredient molto

uses to give a stew its kick

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wow there

now thanks to my malto multiscope we'll

be able to study earth's moon close up

ready

huh

oops

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there it is

earth's moon

look at its surface some parts are

smooth and some are rocky and some parts

are full of holes

just like cheese

actually wig those holes are called

craters

wig wig

wizzy

that's strange gorga

would you find out where wizzy and wig

have gone

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hey where are you going there's only one

way to settle this i'm going to the moon

to bring back some moon cheese then

you'll see i'm right bring back some

oh squizzy it's a man

look you see that dark spot on the right

that's his eye and that other one in the

middle that's gotta be his nose and the

one below is his mouth

now do you see what i'm saying uh-huh

you're saying it's cheese with a face

no i'm not

okay you win we'll just go up there and

find out for ourselves

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ah

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here

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tell them we've gone to the moon

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what

they went to the moon

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huh

we better go check this out this is a

job for the zula patrol

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oh mercy

hey there little light lady why'd you

have to go bite into a hunk of handsome

me like that

i'm sorry i thought you were cheese boy

nothing cheesy about me baby bob i'm one

rocking dude baby i told you the moon

wasn't made of cheese you're the man in

the moon himself right oh that's just

another saddle song i ain't him either

then

where's the moon guy

same sorry address the cheese baby

nowhere they'll

no man

no cheese

oh

let's go home

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i don't see the zulu scooter where are

we we must be in nowheresville too

oh wig we're lost

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lights on

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there's the

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i'll get a clearer view of the surface

inside this observation pod then i can

look for light from whizzy and wigs

tails to find

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how long do we have to keep doing this

my flashers fried just keep flashing

they'll see our lights eventually oh

i already missed zeter moto gorgon

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cause your buddy just done move me a

whole three feet i've been standing over

there for twenty thousand years

everything looks so

different from over here

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we were worried about you both i'm sure

glad you let gorgan know where you were

going me too

i guess we were just wasting our time

anyway the moon isn't made of cheese at

all and the man in the moon is just a

story our theories were all wrong

your theories may have been wrong but it

was your theories that led you to

explore and discover you were acting

like scientists

we were of course gee i guess we did get

to explore the craters and the rocks

they aren't exactly tasty but they sure

made us want to learn more about the

moon yeah and there's still a lot we

don't know

well the night is still young and the

moon is still full and every time you

explore the land of i don't know you

experience the best part of being a

scientist the excitement of discovery

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and so whizzy and wig have learned that

it's not what you know but what you

think you know that leads you to

discover new things

they've also learned that if you're

going to the moon bring your own cheese

and some crackers would be good oh and

maybe a salami and

is anyone else getting hungry

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all right everyone it's time for our

malto moment let's see what we've

learned about the surface of earth's

moon

for years scientists have studied the

surface of the earth's moon the moon's

surface has different features some of

it is smooth and some of it is rocky and

we call those holes in its surface

craters

remember how whizzy and wigs solve the

mystery of what the moon surface was

really like

why they explored it of course just make

sure you get permission to go exploring

before you go um now i uh i wonder if

you can help me solve the mystery of oh

where did i put my sunglasses

i'm fairly certain i had them with me on

the moon

oh yeah baby i'm cool mama i'm a coolest

you ain't nothing but a groundhog

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blue

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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do you know the legend of the zulayan

ware mouse it's an ancient poem that

begins

even the zulian who's pure of heart but

out on a new moon night

may become a were mouse when the zulu

bean blooms talk about a hair-raising

sight

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why is it so dark out

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oh yeah it's a new moon tonight maybe

instead of calling it a new moon they

should call it a no

moon oh i can't believe i forgot zula

scientist day

i hope malto won't mind getting his

traditional flower gift at night

wow

that plant's beautiful

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surprise happy scientist day

this has to be the best scientist day

gift i've ever gotten it's so beautiful

and yet

so odd yeah that's why i figured it'd be

perfect for you

i can't wait to study it further

the further the better

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huh

who's there

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something weird is going on in the

kitchen

whoa

it looks like some kind of animal tore

the place up

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gorgeous chew toy

oh has he been eating too many energy

biscuits again but he's asleep in bula's

room i think

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oh

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granted

galloping galaxies he's become a zooland

warehouse what

who left the lights on in my room

and what are you all doing here i tell

you but i don't think you'd believe me

it's too fantastic a tale

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uh try me

it turns out this is a zula bane plant

if someone is exposed to its pollen on

the night of the new moon they'll turn

into

a zoo

you mean he's going to turn into a

warehouse every night forever

i don't believe that

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uh oh huh geez anyone now do you believe

me

but but why

why a wear mouse bulla sometimes things

happen for a reason then why did this

happen for no good reason

but together we'll find a way to solve

your problem is there

any cure

not yet but only because i haven't

invented one i've got to do so before

the moon completes its cycle of phases

which takes about a month those phases

control how you turn into

a mouse what are moon phases

check the multipedia

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ever notice how earth moon seems to

change shape every night

half of the moon is always lit by the

sun

but as the moon goes around earth only

different parts of the lighted half can

be seen so the moon appears to have

different shapes as it travels around

earth

these different shapes are called phases

do the phases have names they sure do

when we can't see the moon we call it a

new moon when the moon looks like this

we call it a crescent moon when it looks

like this we call it a quarter moon and

when it looks like this we call it a

full moon

then when it looks like this again it's

a quarter moon then another crescent

moon and then when we can't see anything

again it's a new moon

wow that's really cool and it takes

about one month to see all the moons

phases right right you are

bula will look like his old self during

the day

but don't be fooled every night as the

moon gets closer to being a full moon

bulla will become more and more like a

mouse then during the full moon he'll

completely change into yeah i know i

know

zulene

but this time we'll be prepared i'll

need all of you to keep track of bonus

changes during the moon's phases while i

try to find a cure for his condition

sure molto you can count on us

first there was a new one

now look it's the crescent moon

feel any where mouse changes coming out

not that i've noticed

funny though you know my hearing just

got a lot better

have you found a cure for hula not yet

first i have to find a cure for this

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why are you shredding up my room

i don't know i guess it's a mouse thing

uh

say are you using that mouse hole

can you see me

uh

nope

surely this will be bula's cure

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are

isn't that so cute

it's almost a full moon when bula

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so far i've only discovered a cure for

measles warts and the common cold

i feel like that's a failure

you're not a failure malto you tried

your best

it's my own fault i'm the one who picked

a flower i didn't know anything about

bula you've just given me an idea but

i'll need another zula bane plant do you

remember where you found the first one

uh i think so

come on everyone this is a job for the

zula patrol

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look over there

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you did it

i believe i can use its pollen to create

a cure can you work any faster

your cure is ready

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nope

i think it was him

kitty try and hold it off

bula the cure not yet i fought being a

weremouse all along but now i see it's

the only way to save us all

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i'm not sure we'll just have to hope for

the best and observe what happens when

the moon goes through its next four

phases

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hooray

so remember the words of the ancient

legend when the moon is full and the

zula vein blooms stay inside and lock

your rooms cause if you step outside

your house

you'll become a zula mousy

greetings knowledge seekers come on in

it's time for our malto moment

good evening ma'am will you fly me to

the moon

my friend and i are trying an unusual

experiment we're going to see if she can

jump over the moon

would you like to come along

okay

here we go

this is a great way to study the moon's

phases you ever notice how the moon

shape seems to change every night half

of the moon is always lit by the sun but

as the moon goes around earth only

different parts of the lighted half can

be seen so the moon appears to have

different shapes as it travels around

earth do you remember what these

different shapes are called

that's right phases do you remember how

long it takes for the moon to go through

all of the different phases

that's right about a month my you're

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smart thanks for the ride

i hope you all enjoyed looking at the um

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