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02x03 - Dueling Space Stations / Don't Look Me Now

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

02x03 - Dueling Space Stations / Don't Look Me Now

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[Applause]

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it's time to play come on Captain Buddha

let's welcome the day where's that

sneaker ready to go

to Glow speakers

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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thank you

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space it sounds even bigger when I say

it in fact everything I say sounds

important

oh

this time I'll get a hole in one

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a hole in 1000 would be an improvement

[Music]

[Music]

tell me again

it's relaxes me I can see that maybe

those regular size holes are just too

itty-bitty for you Trixie you're right

bigger holes now where would I find some

really

really Mercury why are they going to

Mercury because they're crater Raiders

and mercury has Oodles of craters is

that why Gorga made a giant cheese ball

shaped like Mercury

you made the craters with us now who's

the party for moldo a group of crater

Raiders that's dropping by on their way

back from Mercury you know I'm a charter

member of the greater crater greatest

Society

what's a crater Raider crater Raiders

are zoo lions whose hobby is traveling

through space taking photographs of

craters then they rate them which is

like giving a grade according to which

ones they like best

I'll bet they're on Mercury rating some

exciting craters right now

I made this crater when the bullion

I read this one a double cabling

that one looks like my aunt Edna I've

got to give it three billions and a

Winkle

[Music]

[Music]

Mercury

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there's never any atmosphere still I can

help but like it here it's tiny and it's

Rocky and it's bare but we'll just learn

to know but more right until it's on

caucus Mercury's got craters everywhere

[Music]

Raiders there are more creatures to rate

[Music]

I don't get it it was working fine when

we landed allow me to introduce myself

true Buddha bus driver to the Stars you

folks need a ride

[Music]

that's what you get when you pick

something up cheap on flea Bay did your

mustache just talk

what mustache climb aboard

[Music]

Raider Raiders huh so you must know

where all the best craters are our very

next stop is one of Mercury's coolest

it's called

is your beard taking notes yeah what

beer I say where do you find the biggest

craters on Mercury huh

[Music]

rating sounds like fun I'd love to be a

Zula Berry Burger reader Creator Raiders

don't do it just for fun studying one

planet's speeches like creative can

teach you about other planets too

comparing Mercury to Earth for example

can tell you a lot about Earth let me

show you what I mean with my multi-pedia

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[Applause]

Mercury is like Earth in many ways

just like Earth mercury has an iron

Center and a rocky crust or outer pot

[Music]

I said Rocky not rocking now where was I

oh yes

just like Earth mercury has craters I

haven't I haven't seen too many craters

on Earth there are some we can see like

the Behringer crater in Arizona

but most have been destroyed over

billions of years or are hidden under

plant life or the oceans but Mercury's

Critters are out in the open and easy to

see all those craters tell us that

mercury was hit by a lot of space rocks

and other space rubble and since Earth

also has craters then that means Earth

too was hit by space rocks at one time

but Mercury is still very different from

Earth Mercury is much smaller than Earth

really just a little bigger than Earth's

Moon it has nowhere to breathe and

because it's the closest planet to the

Sun the part of its surface that faces

the sun gets really really hot that

reminds me the Zula Berry burgers are

getting really really cold I wonder if

the crater rate has arrived yet

the crater Raiders still aren't here

I just tried to radio them and they

didn't respond oh dear I hope they're

not in any trouble this is a job for the

Zula Patrol

[Music]

those are our cold weather coats but

Mercury is the closest planet to the Sun

so isn't it really really hot it is hot

on one side but it's freezing cold on

the other

Mercury be so hot on one side and so

cold on the other I have a hypothesis

there are frozen yogurt mountains on the

cold side of mercury and that's what

keeps it cool yummy hypothesis but

wouldn't the frozen yogurt melt when

that part of mercury turned towards the

Sun

what if the melted yogurt ran around to

the cold side and froze again frozen

yogurt mountains and frozen yogurt

Rivers Rivers I can't wait to get to

Mercury

gorg and I will search the cold night

side Malto you and zeter can take the

hot day side and wizzy and wig I want

you to search the place where the day

side and the night side come together

it's called The Terminator but be

careful it's super hot on one side and

super cold on the other bring it on

we're ready for anything

we've been searching for a while but

there's no sign of the crater Raiders

any luck on the day side

not so far how about you wizzy and wig

what's happening at the Terminator

nothing on the warm side or on the

run the Terminator

husband about to set for hours I bet the

days here last forever maybe the really

long days have something to do with the

temperature on Mercury

hey gorgazonda something gotta go

this crater is called the colorus Basin

very big

I like it colorus Basin you got it I got

it I got it already

Bula calling the Zula Patrol we just

found the crater Raiders and they're

fine

looks like they got a lift from some bus

driver

[Music]

painted egg Gorga it's not Easter

dark Trudeau

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crater Raiders that's no bus driver

that's darktruder you're too late drool

a patrol I've got everything I need on

this list you've got the list right got

it now I can steal the biggest craters

on Mercury and make my own try of course

I'll hit a hole in one every time if

we'd known your plan we'd never have

shown you all these great creatures

you're not stealing anything trooter how

many times do I have to tell you we do

the rotten stuff first then we brag

about it

[Music]

yeah I was going to use this to scoop up

the craters but first

[Music]

if you want to steal Mercury's best

crater you'll have to go through us

[Music]

I was hoping you'd say that

[Music]

thank you

great now how do we get out of this

crater well Mercury's Gravity the

invisible force that pulled things

toward a planet it's much lower than

Earth so if we all jump

motto we figured out why mercury has one

side that's really hot and another

that's really cold we saw that a damn

Mercury is really really long

176 Earth days to be precise and that

means that the side facing the sun gets

hot and stays hot for a really long time

and the side facing away from the sun

gets cold and stays cold for a really

long time but that's only half the story

more importantly mercury has no

atmosphere or air to keep the heat in

like Earth's atmosphere does so the side

that's not facing the sun loses very

quickly

speaking of called we better get a move

on before it gets too cold for our

outdoor party

and for the first time ever we award a

rating of super duper caboolian two the

Zeal of Patrol

how come on never win an award I

wouldn't mind winning a gabulian or even

half a gabouillon

one measly Winkle

[Music]

welcome to the multi-moment Mercury

lovers we can learn a lot about Earth by

studying other planets Mercury and Earth

for example both have iron centers and

Rocky outer crusts my mom cuts off the

crust and both have craters too though

Earths are harder to find but there's

also many differences Mercury is much

closer to the Sun it has no air or

atmosphere and it's also a lot smaller

18 mercuries would fit inside Earth

also Mercury rotates much more slowly

than Earth which means that each day on

Mercury takes 176 Earth days because of

this the side of mercury facing the sun

gets very very hot and the side facing

away from the sun gets very very cold

till next time bye bye