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03x04 - Vanishing Cream / There Goes The Neighborhood

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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03x04 - Vanishing Cream / There Goes The Neighborhood

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[Applause]

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making something new way way up where

the planets

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it's alive

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behold the Grandeur of the moon's

craters

vaping wide like giant trash cans hey

you dropped a banana peel on my shoe

that's all of it madam

not quite yet

unusual weather we're having it's

raining cucumbers that's not weather

that's delirious and she's littering

again that's the fourth time this week

joint sizula Patrol put your metal to

the pedal

apologies Madam I seem to have been

defeated

how delightful another littering ticket

not this time deliria you've made a mess

of all these craters so you're going to

have to clean them

Cloyd what clean those unsightly craters

why I simply get rid of them

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this is the perfect excuse to try out my

newest product delirium brand blemish no

more cream

guaranteed to remove unsightly pits and

bumps like those hideous craters but

wouldn't Madame be illegally spoiling

moons and planets

who knows better than I how things

should look now come we have a Galaxy to

make over

at least deliria didn't trash this spot

I am really looking forward to our

weekend Moon crater hike

goodness what a wonderful sample of mold

ew maybe I should clean this thing out

more often

into that crater I wonder what made it

easy it's probably somebody's empty

swimming pool

I bet it's a Giant's footprint not

exactly but crate is the kind of like

Footprints the footprints Left Behind

from space rocks space rocks wear shoes

not quite perhaps we'd better check the

multi-pedia

craters on the moon are made when

asteroids comets or other space objects

fall from space and crash into the

moon's surface planets asteroids even

comets can have craters too whoa not so

close we don't want to make another

greater wow mercury has a ton of craters

craters aren't always that easy to see

sometimes they're hidden sandstorms

earthquakes volcanoes and Glaciers are

just some of the things that can smooth

out the surface of craters causing them

to be hidden with all that I died too

we say the surface of a planet or a moon

is old if it hasn't changed in a very

long time and young if it is still

changing a lot craters help tell you how

old the surface of a planet or moon is

the fewer craters the younger the

surface is

Raiders can come in different sizes too

small

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and some are downright cheerful

might have been a really happy asteroid

that made that one

well we'll have plenty of time to hike

these craters tomorrow

let's just get some sleep

might wonder if craters mean a planet or

moon was hit by something why do some

planets and moons get hit more than

others I don't know maybe they

volunteered for target practice it's

absolutely fabulous Floyd my blemish no

more made Venus craters smoother than

silk

soon the universe will be greater free

if you're covered all in craters from

your poles to your equators and you're

wishing that your surface was flat

I got just a thing for that oh Critters

come from asteroids crashing plus comets

do a lot of the bashing but if you try

my blemish no more you have compliments

a planet a comet or asteroid have

craters too just pour out my blemish no

more clothes

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lovely and what would Madame like to

beautify next I need a challenge Cloyd

Venus hardly had any craters to begin

with

Earth's Moon that's it stop here Floyd

Now activate the blemish no more

depository

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it feels so good to make the universe a

more beautiful place

last one to the crater is a rotten Space

Monkey

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it was right here last night where did

they all go

everybody ready for our big hike

everybody but the craters

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sounds like Gorga found something

it's just more of delirious trash I

think we'd better ask the moon if he

knows anything about this

my craters are gone

how when

you have to get them back

I'll be so lonely without them don't

worry we'll find them let's check with

the other planets and see if any of them

are missing craters

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y'all coming for a visit

oh my god Venus doesn't have any craters

either well you sure are sweet to notice

I just love my new smooth surface

now I never had many craters to begin

with but the ones I did were deep see my

yearbook photo she hardly had any

craters even

I wonder why maybe she's got trampolines

that bounce the ashtrays back into space

but where did your craters go having the

faintest idea sugar

I'm starting to get an idea

this is wonderful now I'll never have to

see those Dreadful craters again shall I

proceed to Earth Madam yes and then

Mercury and then the universe

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gosh I still got my craters good thing

too someone sees how many hits I can

take and still stand up don't they know

how tough I am capisce I'd say they add

to my atmosphere but I don't have any

well that's a relief I was beginning to

think the whole solar system was being

de-created

horrible my greatest The Disappearance

you gotta help me this is a job for the

Zula Patrol

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some of Earth's craters are in hard to

reach places like under the oceans if

someone is stealing craters that water

might slow them down maybe we can still

catch them there sure are some

interesting looking creatures down here

there are a lot of different fish yeah

and have you ever seen one that's pink

and green striped and wearing glasses

I need more blemish no more this

this water is washing it off

directly Madam deliria hold it right

there you crater erasers the Zula Patrol

what is this

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I think we've got her cornered oh my

maybe she's got us cornered I'm on my

way madam

well this comes as a shock

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this is all a big misunderstanding I was

making the planets beautiful oh haven't

you heard this year the natural look is

in and you can help by cleaning your

blemish no more off of every crater till

they're all back to the way they were

no one appreciates true genius

well I guess we'll have to hike our Moon

crater later that's okay that'll give us

a chance to draw Earth's craters and

maybe even see them being made look up

meteor

burned up before it could make a crater

the atmosphere the layer of air around

the planet stopped it maybe that's why

some planets get hit more than others

and get more craters

Mercury doesn't have an atmosphere so

there's nothing to stop asteroids from

hitting the planet that's why mercury

has lots of craters Venus has a thick

atmosphere so only really big asteroids

can make it through that's why Venus

never had many Critters wonderful

observations of course some planets and

moons have changing surfaces that hide

their craters so you can't always judge

a planet by its cover

another distress call

oh I've changed my mind y'all must find

my creators no body knows who

are my own mother thought I was a space

marble this sounds like a job for

delirious

you're doing a lovely job of applying

yourself Madam oh you missed the spot

and so the creators of the universe are

restored I know how Venus feels I

wouldn't want anyone messing with my

dimples they're what makes me so cute

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hi crater fan welcome to the Malto

moment planets moons asteroids and even

comets can have craters remember what

makes them dinosaurs on pogo sticks no

silly craters are made when asteroids

comets or other space objects crash into

the surface of another space object like

a planet or Moon the number of craters

on a planet are moon's surface can tell

us how old that surface is the more

craters the older the surface you might

say they leave quite an impact

bye for now

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it's time to play

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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space

deep dark mysterious

you know

one little night light couldn't hurt

amazing everything is so organized

what are you talking about

i'm talking about my new ant farm take a

look i just love a smoothly running

habitat don't you habitat what's a

habitat a habitat is any place where an

animal or plant lives

insects and many other creatures make

their habitats in canyons

what is a canyon anyway let's check the

multopedia

a canyon is a deep valley with deep rock

walls on either side they can be formed

over a long long time by glaciers or

flowing water

or by the motion of plates big chunks of

a planet surface that fit together like

a jigsaw puzzle puzzle

canyons exist everywhere even on other

planets and moons on earth canyons

include habitats for many living things

different kinds of plants and animals

live in different parts of the canyon

they work together with non-living

things like water rocks and sunlight to

help each other survive they all depend

on one another and that's called an

ecosystem

but why do different animals live in

different parts of the canyon

yeah i wonder why they don't all just

move in together

canyon perfect

every time i move my asteroid hideout

the zulu patrol finds it right you

noticed that did you

but not anymore

my new super hideout will be in the last

place they'll ever think of looking it's

right under their

it's a whole ecosystem chock full of

habitats right and if we're gonna figure

out why different animals live in

different parts of the canyon

you might as well start

in the middle

look there are birds and wood rats in

the cracks in the canyon walls

i bet those are good places for them to

spot things they can eat

oh sorry excuse me my fault it's these

dark sunglasses

so why are you wearing them because i'm

not used to being out in the daytime

oh my gosh the moon's on fire

uh that's the sun i'll be glad to get

out of here all us bats and the rats and

birds are leaving because of the rock

slides

something way up in the canyon is making

all kinds of noise and shaking

everything

our homes are wrecked most of my friends

have already moved away it's messed up

our habitat in the whole ecosystem with

no bats left to eat their bugs there are

more bugs than ever so the bugs are

eating all their plants in the canyon

and that means there are no plans left

for the other animals to eat

so now everyone's moving out

look it's terrible a catastrophe a

disaster

well

have a nice day

we better call for help

this is awful those rock slides are

ruining the canyons ecosystem

but what's causing the rock slides let's

start looking for clues

now that's a clue follow that sound

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there

what do you think very inspiring can you

make a smaller one for my wallet

this is the best hideout a villain could

have tracksy

it's the zulu patrol

hello i'm clock fruiter

local resident flamingo dancer with a

french accent

i'm not a villain a lake

uh okay so you're a local resident

flamenco dancer with a french accent

we're asking around do you know what

might be causing these rock slides uh-uh

no not a clue besides as i mentioned i

am not a villain

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what a beautiful rock sculpture

that cliff oh well some people say the

rocks look like faces if you look at

them just right

i don't see it

thanks for your time mr uh fruiter well

it's time to go on our daily patrol if

there's more trouble here we can come

back later and we'll come back to learn

more about canyon habitat

i'm not letting those party poopers

scare me away especially when i'm about

to start my next project the world's

biggest swimming pool

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hey

the bugs are gone guess the rock slide

stopped

okay this time we're visiting the canyon

floor to find out why lizards and snakes

and so many plants live here because it

is here that we become one with the

canyon um

what do you mean one with the canyon we

reptiles do not make our own body heat

so we must get heat from our

surroundings that is why many of us live

in the warmest part of the canyon the

bottom

oh

right now it looks like you're the only

one

it's true there are hardly any of us

left since the river dried up our

habitat has lost its water uh even the

insects have moved out and the few

plants they left behind wilted from lack

of water

so now there is no food or water why

would the river just dry up

we better make a call

looks like someone dug a trench at the

head of the canyon that led most of the

river away into a

a humongous swimming pool

are you sure you don't know anything

about an enormous swimming pool

absolutely totally

why because you're in it oh

this little puddle

if i didn't know better i'd be

suspicious mr fruiter well

make sure you stay out of trouble

those meddling meddlers they've turned

my pool into a big mud pie they still

didn't recognize you so let it go

why don't you stay inside your hideout

for a while you know you are supposed to

hide in it hide out hmm

good idea

today let's see who lives up here at the

top of the canyon and why

hey

i'm sweating you and me both

the canyons upper rim is usually way

colder than the other levels especially

this time of year so what happened

oh by the way don't eat me

who knows a whole habitat suddenly

turned warmer

there isn't even any snow left

look there this is usually a great home

for bears and deer they've got those

thick coats to protect them from the

winter cold

those coats aren't doing them any good

today

well no wonder it's so warm up here at

the top of the canyon these huge

generators are melting all the snow

it's worse than that

look

that reservoir holds water for zooland

towns if that dam breaks let me guess

that will happen

this is a job for the zuma patrol

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now that's what i call a repair

these overheated generators caused all

this trouble

it's time to pay mr fruiter another

visit

generators

what generators hey did it get cold out

here

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we should have known truder you've

wrecked the canyon's habitats and

damaged the rock they're built on the

whole ecosystem is ruined you're not

welcome in zula canyon well i'm staying

and there's nothing you zula patooties

can do about it

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you saved us

thank you zula patrol the river will

soon be back to normal the insects are

returning and the bats and the birds

will soon find cozy new crevices to live

in and we can help with replanting it's

important for all the creatures to come

back to their habitats and make the

canyon like it was each part of the

canyon ecosystem is different and

special when we change even one thing we

risk changing and losing a lot of other

things too

come back to the canyon with all your

companions we'll make it like it won't

be far

the lizard snake now can come back and

bake now on the roasty toasty canyon

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the birds and the wood rats can put up

their doormats with all the canyon

looks like dog trudeau lost as usual

i love it when that happens

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hello canyon explorers welcome to the

malto moment canyons are deep valleys

with steep rock walls on either side

different plants and animals get shelter

water and food in different areas we

call these areas habitats

some need the warmth and sunlight at the

bottom some live in cracks in the walls

while others prefer the chilly weather

at the top

do you know what we call it when living

and non-living things interact with and

depend on each other crowded

no not at all it's called an ecosystem

say you didn't put on safety gear for

climbing why we're just here in the lab

but now you're high off the ground and

you're made of glass oh

well as they climb down we'll say bye