01x06 - This Island Mouseville/Mighty's Musical Classics

[bunniefuu]

[theme song playing]

♪ ♪

♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Here he comes,
that Mighty Mouse ♪

♪ Coming to vanquish the foe
with a mighty blow ♪

♪ So don't be afraid anymore ♪

♪ 'Cause things won't be
like they've been before ♪

♪ "Here I come
to save the day" ♪

♪ Thank goodness
Mighty Mouse is on his way ♪

♪ So let
the trumpet players play ♪

[chorus sings heroic fanfare]

♪ For Mighty Mouse
is here today ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh... ♪

♪ Here he comes,
that Mighty Mouse ♪

♪ Just like a bolt
from the blue ♪

♪ With a heart that's true ♪

♪ Fighting evil,
fighting crime ♪

♪ And always there
in the nick of time ♪

♪ Here he comes
to save the day ♪

♪ And he will prove
that crime will never pay ♪

♪ So let
the trumpet players play ♪

[chorus sings heroic fanfare]

♪ For Mighty Mouse
is here today! ♪

[beeping]

NARRATOR:
Unidentified flying object

on collision course
with the earth.

It's only minutes away.

Where is the mouse of steel?

Only he can save us now.

Mighty Mouse,
don't let us down.

♪ You can always trust
this sound ♪

♪ I will never let you down. ♪

[whirring]

[groans]

[groaning]

[screams]

[screams]

[mice booing]

Come on! Come on!

Stand aside, puny earth mice.

I claim this planet,

in the name of the great
universal master,

Cat Core, the merciless

plunderer of planets,

conqueror of comets,

monster mangler
of the Milky Way.

And of course, I,

as his only appointed
representative

am now grand ruler of the earth.

Oh, I don't think Mighty Mouse
will like that.

Mighty Mouse?

Ha! Watch this.

[mice gasp]

Face it, it is useless
to resist.

We are so futuristic
it scares me.

Look at this.

[whirring]
Think you could ever make this?

What is it?

Oh, no, you don't!

Trying to learn our secrets,
huh?

And, now, I am going to show you

the greatest sight
your eyes have ever beheld.

Witness the most awesome
fighting machine

in the galaxy.

Behold Durling--

the eighth wonder
of the universe.

[chains clinking]

Durling, bend
something

to demonstrate your
awesome strength.

Duh!

There!

That's enough, Durling.

Well, what do you say, huh?

Huh? I take over?

What do you say?

[all murmuring]

Huh?

Durling, these mice are
more clever than I thought.

They are buying time
to plot a rebellion.

[birds chirping]

And every lot
comes with a TV.

Here's our best space
right here.

Ooh, you're cute!

Trying to palm off
an inferior lot

on the grand ruler
of the earth.

I'll take that one
with the beautiful

rock formations.

Uh, how are you gonna
pay for this?

Uh, pay?

Pay?!

It is fortunate
for the earth mouse

that the great ruler has chosen
to show compassion today.

Durling,

give this man a norloch.

[squeaking]

[rattling]

[screaming]

Oh, how stupid of me.

Of course the earth mice
wouldn't appreciate real money.

Durling, give him some
of the green paper

the grand master gave us.

Wow, thanks!

[sighs]

What a perfect day
for oppressing mice.

You know, Durling,

a cat does not get to be
grand ruler of the earth

without a dream.

And you want to know
what my dream has been

ever since I was
a little kitten?

I'd dreamed of the perfect day.

Can you picture it, Durling?

Durling?

[over TV]:
♪ The Dippy Chipmunk Show ♪

♪ The Dippy Chipmunk Show ♪

♪ Everyone must know it's
The Dippy Chipmunk Show! ♪

[laughs]

[laughter]

You, blockhead,
give me that!

How do you expect to...

Bad man take
Dippy Chipmunk away.

[grunting]
♪ The Dippy Chipmunk Show ♪

♪ The Dippy Chipmunk Show ♪

♪ Everyone must know ♪

♪ It's The Dippy
Chipmunk show. ♪

[groans]
MOUSE:
Here's your pizza, sir.

That'll be five dollars.

Ooh, that was fast!

Durling, give the lad the
rest of the green paper.

[crying]

Wow!

Thanks!

Well, uh,
I'd better be going.

Wait!

My conscience
is getting to me.

I can't bear to cheat you
like this.

Durling, give the boy a norloch.

[boy screaming and yelling]

Even the grand ruler
of the earth has to live

with his conscience, Durling,
remember that.

Now, let's enjoy
this fine pizza.

Are you ready?

Uh, duh, yes.

Okay, masticate.

Ooh, that was some
fun, huh, Durling?

[chuckling]: Happy, happy.

[in soft voice]:
What a big nose you have,
Grandma.

[in deep voice]:
"The better to smell you with,"

said the Wolf.

[in soft voice]:
What big eyes you
have, Grandma.

[in deep voice]:
"The better to see
you with,"

said the Wolf.

[in soft voice]:
What big teeth you have,
Grandma.

[in deep voice]:
"The better to eat you with,"

said the Wolf.

[screaming]

Oh, okay.

Let's-let's turn out the lights.

Duh, I want my teddy bear.

Okay, okay.

Ohh!

♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Zoom, zoom... ♪

What you need is a
power-breath milkshake.

Here we go.
Garlic.

Corncobs.

Jack mackerel
ice cream.

[whirring]

Cheers!

[gulping]

[inhaling]

Now to save Mouseville
from those alien saucer cats!

[horn tooting on TV]

TV ANNOUNCER:
Time for another cartoon reel,
fans.

[yawns]

[fast-paced music playing ]

Ahem!

[horn honks on TV]

Durling?

[singsongy]:
Oh, Durling?

[shouting]:
Mighty Mouse is here!

[groaning]

CHIPMUNK [on TV]:
It's me, Ted.

Durling, get him
from behind!

Duh!

Du-u-uh!

Good old Durling.

Always redefining
the word stupidity.

♪ You dirty cad,
you're really sad ♪

♪ Why don't you give up now? ♪

♪ No, I won't,
oh, no, I won't! ♪

This is ridiculous.

Why are we singing?

[grunts]

Ooh.

[grunting]

This is it. Durling, get him!

Duh!

[TV playing]

[straining]

[whooping]

[whirring]

Wow!

These futuristic weapons
are great.

[grunting]
CHIPMUNK [on TV]:
...to cartoons. It's cartoons.

We have cartoons.

Hi, kids, look,
there goes Billy the Bird!

Everyone wave
hello to Billy.

ALL:
Hello, Billy!

Duh. Hello, Billy.
[grunting]

Duh. Hello, Billy.

[laughter on TV]

Wasn't Billy Bird
a friendly bird?

Wasn't he, kids? Hmm?

KIDS:
He sure was, Dippy!

[cheering, laughter]

Where's the mouse?

MIGHTY MOUSE:
♪ Here's the mouse ♪

♪ There's the mouse ♪

Oh, singing again.

Are we battling for earth
or trying out for the opera?

Get Mighty Mouse!

[grunts]

[grunting]

Aha! Ha!

[grunts]

Ha, ha, ha!

[chuckles]

[laughs nervously]

Ha!

It's curtains for you,
Mighty Mouse.

This g*n is so futuristic that
even I don't know how it works.

Uh, how does it work?

Huh?

Some days it doesn't pay
to leave your asteroid.

[cheering]
♪ The Dippy Chipmunk Show,
The Dippy Chipmunk Show ♪

♪ Everyone must know it's
The Dippy Chipmunk Show. ♪

[cheering]

[chuckles]

Now, kids, it's Dippy's
favorite pal-- Uncle Durling!

♪ Uncle Durling is your friend ♪

♪ Uncle Durling is your pal ♪

♪ Even if you have muskrats
on your face ♪

♪ Whether you're a guy
or a gal! ♪

[cheering]

[laughing]

[laughs]

MIGHTY MOUSE:
♪ Uh-uh-uh-uh! ♪

♪ Uncle Durling is your friend,
Uncle Durling is your pal ♪

♪ Even if you have muskrats
on your face ♪

♪ Whether you're a guy
or a gal! ♪

[static crackling]

[rock and roll intro
to "Loco-motion" plays]

♪ Everybody's doing
a brand-new dance now ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ I know you'll get to like it
if you give it a chance now ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ My little baby sister
can do it with ease ♪

♪ It's easier to learn
than your ABCs ♪

♪ So, come on, come on ♪

♪ Do the loco-motion with me ♪

♪ You gotta
swing your hips, now ♪

♪ Come on, baby ♪

♪ Jump up, jump back ♪

♪ Oh, well, I think
you've got the knack ♪

♪ Oh, oh, now
that you can do it ♪

♪ Let's make a chain now ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ A chug-a, chug-a motion
like a railroad train now ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Do it nice and easy now ♪

♪ Don't lose control ♪

♪ A little bit of rhythm
and a lot of soul ♪

♪ Come on, come on,
do the loco-motion with me ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Wah, ooh ♪

♪ Wah, ooh ♪

♪ Wah, ooh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on, do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on, do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on, do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Ooh, wah ♪

♪ Ooh, wah ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Ooh, wah ♪

♪ Ooh, wah ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Ooh, wah, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, wah, ooh ♪

♪ Come on, come on, do ♪

♪ Ooh... wah, ooh... ♪

♪ Wah, ooh... ♪

♪ Wah, ooh... ♪

♪ Ooh... ooh ♪

♪ Ooh... ooh ♪

♪ Ooh.... ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh... wah, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh... wah, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh... wah, ooh ♪

♪ Wah, ooh... ♪

♪ Wah, ooh... ♪

♪ Ooh... ooh ♪

♪ Ooh... ooh ♪

♪ Ooh... ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh... wah, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh... wah, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ You gotta swing
your hips now ♪

♪ Come on, baby ♪

♪ Jump up, jump back ♪

♪ Oh, well, I think
you've got the knack ♪

♪ Move around the floor
in a loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Do it holding hands
if you get the notion ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ There's never been a dance
that's so easy to do ♪

♪ It even makes you happy
when you're feeling blue ♪

♪ So come on, come on,
do the loco-motion with me ♪

♪ You gotta swing
your hips now ♪

♪ Come on, baby ♪

♪ Jump up, jump back ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Come on, baby ♪

WOMAN:
All right.
WOMAN 2:
Let's do the loco-motion!

Let's do it!
Let's do it!

All right!
All right!

Let's do it!

[overlapping chatter]

[woman whooping]
Oh, come on!

Let's do the locomotion!

[overlapping chatter]

Come on!
Ooh, I love it!

[indistinct,
overlapping chatter ]

WOMAN:
Girlfriend!

WOMAN 2:
You go, mister!

[overlapping chatter]

♪ Come on, do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on, do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on,
do the loco-motion ♪

♪ Come on,
do the loco-motion... ♪

I love these old Irish tunes,
don't you?

[intro to "Why Do Fools Fall
In Love?" plays]

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Why do fools fall in love? ♪

♪ Why do birds sing so g*y ♪

♪ And lovers await the break
of day? ♪

♪ Why do they fall in love? ♪

♪ Why does the rain fall
from up above? ♪

♪ Why do fools fall in love? ♪

♪ Why do they fall in love? ♪

♪ Love is a losing game ♪

♪ Love can be a shame ♪

♪ I know of a fool you see ♪

♪ For that fool is me ♪

♪ Tell me why-hy-hy ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

[instrumental interlude]

♪ Why do birds sing so g*y ♪

♪ And lovers await
the break of day? ♪

♪ Why do they fall in love? ♪

♪ Why does the rain
fall from up above? ♪

♪ Why do fools fall in love? ♪

♪ Why do they fall in love? ♪

♪ Why does my heart
skip a crazy beat? ♪

♪ For I know
it will reach defeat ♪

♪ Tell me why-hy-hy ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ Yeah, doo-mata, doo-mata,
doo-mata, doo-da ♪

♪ Doo-mata, doo-mata,
doo-mata, doo-da ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah,
ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Why... ♪
♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Why, oh, why ♪
♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Fall in love? ♪
♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

[instrumental interlude]

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, wah ♪

♪ Ooh, wah, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah,
ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪

♪ Ooh, wah, ooh ♪

[instrumental interlude
featuring sax and piano]

♪ ♪

♪ Why do birds sing so g*y ♪

♪ And lovers await
the break of day? ♪

♪ Why do they fall in love? ♪

♪ Why does the rain fall
from up above? ♪

♪ Why do fools fall in love? ♪

♪ Why do they fall in love? ♪

♪ Love is a losing game ♪

♪ Love can be a shame ♪

♪ I know of a fool you see ♪

♪ For that fool is me ♪

♪ For that fool is me ♪

♪ Tell me why-hy-hy ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ Why do fools fall in love? ♪

[song ends]

[laughs]