Buzz House: The Movie 2 (2025)

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Look out! On the left is a stent.

Breaking news, ladies and gentlemen.

There's been a m*rder

in Scrovistea Forest.

Several online celebrities

were allegedly m*rder*d by two locals

while filming for an online TV show.

Among the alleged victims

is the well-known vlogger Selly.

My colleague Ana Ciuvica is on the scene

with all the information.

Good evening, Ana.

Good evening, Maria Linda.

Hello, everybody.

There seems to have been

a real m*ssacre last night.

Authorities have identified

ten people deceased.

They're all online celebrities,

Buzz House contestants.

Uncertain, at this time,

is the condition of Andrei Selaru,

the show's organizer,

who ended tragically.

The first 911 call was made

at around 3 p.m.,

by one of the survivors.

Max Constantin is with me

at this very moment.

Good evening. How are you?

Good evening.

How are we?

Terrified. As you know,

what happened last night.

It was a disaster.

The opponent was all above us,

you might say.

We got it back in the end.

I apologize for losing members,

friends, colleagues.

Dracea, my brother.

I hope he'll be found alive.

Selly, God forgive him.

He's up there looking down on us now.

Wait a minute.

We don't know at this moment

if Mr. Andrei Selaru is dead or alive.

You are right, yes.

Let's hope he'll be all right.

God grant him good health.

But let's say, through

a miracle, somehow,

God forbid if he's dead,

I mean, I'll take the reins

of Selly Media Network

and I'm gonna carry on

the Buzz House project,

and the sponsors who have paid in advance,

your money is safe with me.

-Thank you.

-Thank you very much.

So, you've heard, exclusively,

the testimony of Mr. Max,

one of the survivors. Back to the set.

TWO WEEKS LATER

But let's say, through

a miracle, somehow,

God forbid if he's dead,

I mean, I'll take the reins,

Selly Media Network

I mean, I'll take the reins

of Selly Media Network

and the sponsors who have paid in advance,

your money is safe with me.

God, babe, I'm so glad you're okay.

You know, I talked to the doctor.

and you start recuperation tomorrow.

I'm glad, but I think

it's gonna be a little expensive.

Listen, how many days have I been in here?

Two weeks.

JANUARY

Please, tell me this isn't Austria.

Babe, no. We're in Switzerland.

But that's the only place

who could save you.

We're gonna have to raise the price

to "Beach, Please".

I was gonna do that anyway.

Man, it's gonna cost a lot!

The important thing is you're okay.

It doesn't matter that Drake's not coming.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Anyway, it's a miracle that you

only escaped with a frontal lobe injury.

That's the knee, right?

No, it's the brain.

The only problem is

you'll never be able to lie again.

No way!

I'll do it this week, okay?

What, is it my fault they died?

Let them be healthy.

One moment.

A ticket to Zurich. Serban Octavian.

No seat, no checked baggage. Economy.

Welcome to Switzerland. Have a seat.

Honest answer.

Honest answer.

-Honest answer.

-I'm paralyzed for life.

You know what it's worth, man,

the truth in my industry?

-Zero.

-Still, honest.

Yes.

No way. Far too expensive.

What, a doctor and a security guard?

Find one for both for a hundred lei a day.

He beats them, he cures them.

Like it's gonna happen stuff.

Bye.

God, the world's gone crazy, listen.

We need a medic on set.

Who the f*ck needs doctors?

Still, honestly.

Medic.

Selly! I'm so glad you're alive.

What, man?

Do horses die when the dogs want, or what?

Yeah, right.

You know how it is with these haters, man.

I was coming in early, but I did

a two-day layover in Barcelona.

But look what I got you.

What time is it?

-What time is it?

-That's my watch, give it here.

Hey, don't worry, I didn't wear it long.

Well, until two days ago

it was at a pawn shop.

Anyway, I'm so glad you're okay.

Well, I was already looking for work.

It's kinda cold out.

You lie like a pig,

but that's exactly why I need you.

-He can't lie anymore.

-Really?

-Hey.

-Hi.

Can you help me with these? Thanks.

Right. I'm gonna need you to lie for me.

-Thanks.

-From now on, you're first violin.

Wait a minute, I don't want to get it

They got Rolexes downstairs,

if you're a fan.

Well, not quite.

We got work to do.

Dilinca, about the budget,

I'm gonna be very honest.

We're out!

Hello, my ladybugs! I'm Gore Grigore.

Welcome back to a new program

"Guess the word, rub the curly

with Maria Lataretu."

I want you to give us the correct solution

on the tablet.

Call 07 two of us right now,

you and me and your soft lips,

and give us the correct solution

on the screen.

I want the phone to ring right now.

Three, two, one. Ring, ring, ring!

Why isn't the phone ringing?

Hello? Good day!

What's the solution, my gentleman?

The solution is to come to Buzz House,

because your live numbers are down.

Well, I'll come, only if we have security,

because I don't want to die young.

-Make it quick.

-Kisses, man. How you doing?

Kisses. I'm making some moves. You?

I'm doing the new season of Buzz House

and I thought I'd throw you in,

because we're buds, you know.

I can't really talk right now,

but we'll work it out.

-They got you?

-Not yet.

Wait, don't hit me, boss!

Vlada's not answering.

Call her on her cell phone.

There is no WhatsApp in Dubai.

Kisses, my life! How are you?

I called to invite you to Buzz House 2.

Well, is it safe?

What's wrong with you all?

Well, after everything that's happened

last season

It's gonna be different.

We got doctors now, security, don't worry.

The point is, the budgets are gonna be

smaller now that we have no sponsors.

Costi says we don't want

to spend money, that's the idea,

we'd like to keep it.

Yes, but we'll find a way to make it work.

Okay, fine.

Well, how would you like to come

for 15 grand?

Let's make it 15 grand.

Okay. Well

Okay, I told you that you need a manager,

because you don't have these skills.

Trust me, these managers

are more important than it seems.

It's not just about the money.

You know how it is. It helps me, too.

Maybe I can steal

some of your subscribers.

Yeah, good, Theo! And cheap.

You like that?

Selly's calling you.

Hang on a sec.

Hello?

Alexia, wouldn't you like to come

to Buzz House for 500 euros?

If you want me to come for 500 euros,

you'll do find for me

three or four brand contracts?

If you've got 10 or 12 now I think you'll

still have three or four if you come.

Open Road with Miruna.

Good afternoon and welcome back

for another broadcast

with, ladies and gentlemen, the host

your favorite host, Miruna Rumina!

If I don't introduce myself like this,

then no one will.

Ladies and gentlemen, as always.

I'll be with you until 7 p.m. on PROFM,

and give you the coolest

and fresh tracks of the moment,

along with the hottest artists

invited right here

on my PROFM set.

I'm still getting calls from somebody.

Hang on a second.

What's up, Selly? Kisses.

I didn't know you listened to my show.

Never listened to it in my life,

but I didn't have your number.

Okay.

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

Selly, if you listen on our show

three to four business days,

miracles happen, and maybe we can give you

you a little fresh vibe, maximum energy.

Yeah, I doubt it. I've called

to invite you to Buzz House.

Honestly, I don't want you there at all,

but the sponsors are gonna want

someone more family friendly, more

What he's saying is that he doesn't

want you as just another contestant.

You're dynamic, energetic

You talk a lot.

And that's great,

that's exactly what we're looking for.

Because everyone else is dumb!

Yeah, and don't expect big money.

Because we don't have any.

Theo Zeciu comes very cheap, Dilinca too.

Come on, Noua Unspe, poor thing,

comes for 300 euros. What about him?

How cool! I don't believe it.

Are you coming too?

Hey, Selly,

I don't think we understand each other.

That money was just transportation money,

you know.

Hello?

I think it's been disconnected,

but we're re-establishing

the connection to Selly right away.

In the meantime, I'll tell you guys,

if he called me, the Selly situation

Yeah?

Selly, how are you, dude?

Shelinachis, why don't you put me

in this Buzz House?

You get everybody in, but not me.

How can you not put me in Buzz House,

are you crazy?

You're bringing only trash.

Miruna Rumina, Noua Unspe.

What the f*ck is this? I mean, seriously.

You can't keep me outta this.

You know I'm gonna put on a show.

And I'm the funny one,

are you brain crazy?

Shall we call Imogen?

What can I say, dictator?

Since the YouTube and the donations

are not working anymore

I buy another expensive car,

I sell it cheap, a cell phone,

a combination, this kind of stuff.

-Sad.

-What can I say, dictator?

We don't rob, we don't beat people,

we don't charge protection.

Whatever. Pay attention to me.

I wanna redo Buzz House.

How much money do you want

to be a contestant?

Hey, dictator, thank God,

money's no object to me.

Frankly, I was prepared with 20 grand,

but now, if you say money

is not a problem,

you're in for five grand, right?

Money is not an issue, but honestly

I wouldn't want it to be.

And if it does, I don't want it to become

my problem, you know what I'm saying?

But, Imogen, we're grown men,

we work it out somehow.

You give something up,

I give something up, we get along somehow.

Do the math and let me know.

So, seven days of sh**ting

I'm doing some TikTok at "Beach, Please"

I'll do some live shows for donations

My math gives me

Twenty grand. Oh, wow.

I've really hurt myself.

Come on, 15 grand.

Oh, my head.

-Come on, 17 grand?

-Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my.

All right, man, come on, 20 grand.

That's good. 20 grand's fine, is fine.

All right, so if we got this one too,

how many are we now?

Well, ten.

Okay, that's it, perfect, we're closed.

Hey, you know what I was thinking?

But don't you want Tina in?

Well, I don't see why we would.

If Davidenko came and we were 11

we'd put her in, to be an even number.

But he's dead.

God forgive him.

I think it'll still be an okay season

without Davidenko and Tina, huh?

But just think, Tina's a good actress,

everybody loves her,

don't you want her in?

I closed the budget. If she comes

on your money, we'll take her.

No. You're right, bro. We'll be 11.

What are we doing, a soccer team?

Okay, now that I think about it,

I got some money left over,

because Theo Zeciu took a little money.

Exactly! Let's get her in,

she's a good actress, everyone loves her,

she'll be great, it'll be a great show,

are you crazy?

Real show, great trials,

acting, whatever you want to do.

Wait, man, that's TV.

Three weeks after the m*ssacre

that terrorized Romania,

Selly's health has improved

and is likely to be discharged

in the coming hours.

The death toll now stands at ten.

Officers are conducting

targeted activities

to locate a missing person,

stand-up actor, Dracea Bogdan.

Selly Media, yes?

Andrei Chilea, your real estate agent.

Come in.

This is an iconic building

from the early 20th century.

Slightly atypical. Okay, "slightly"?

On a scale of one to atypical,

this is alien invasion.

No seismic risk. The former owner

knew these earthquake guys

and he told me you don't get

the earthquake here.

ArtDeco.

Sorry, it's a little dusty.

The house is isolated.

Not thermally, but it's isolated from any

access to civilization.

Haruki Murakami said:

"The truth doesn't always set you free.

Sometimes it locks you in a room

you can't get out."

Really, we have an ax,

if you want to break some seeds.

ON THE PHONE - COSTI MAX

Look! The location I confirmed for you.

-On what money?

-Five grand. Piece of cake for you.

I hope it's not like the last one,

in the middle of the woods,

to get stranded.

Come on!

That's three minutes from the subway.

I don't ride the subway.

A WEEK LATER

We're under 24-hour surveillance.

There are cameras everywhere.

Check this out. Before I came here,

I went to the ATM to withdraw some money.

When I put my card in the ATM,

it says "Hello, Albert."

How the hell does it know my name?

From the cameras, how?

That's why I don't like ATMs.

Well, I do. They give me money.

But as an idea.

Have you seen my cell phone?

I don't and I have a campaign to post.

My God, you're so confused.

Someday you're gonna lose your head.

But look on the bright side.

At least, we're beautiful.

-We are. I'm gonna go find it, okay?

-Okay.

in the middle of the intersection.

I don't know, bro. Besides, guess what?

I went to the witch, and they told me

he did voodoo on me, damn it.

I hope my ex doesn't do the same thing,

because, frankly, I think he might.

-What are you drinking?

-Tea. You have some at Production.

Girl, I'm so glad they brought us here,

up in the mountains.

I really needed to freshen up my mind,

because I felt like it was foggy.

I'm at the radio eight hours a day

I don't know if I've told you.

it's complicated,

you get into one thing or another.

But don't get me wrong.

I get along great with the boss,

and with my co-workers too,

once, I put a manea on the air, man.

It was crazy!

-Man, my phone died.

-Give it here, I know where the outlet is.

Oh, check it out, man, check it out!

Hey, man, who the hell parked the van

on my handicapped spot?

But watch where you're going,

you're a big as*h*le!

Me? I'm Brumi Bear.

Mommy's leopard!

Selly, I'm freezing out here.

Can't we turn up the heat?

Really, man. It's freezing!

Well, what, we got heat?

Check with Production, don't ask me.

Well, you're Production.

Forget it, Vlada, I'll warm you up later.

What? I've got a jacket. I've got gloves.

I have a scarf, if you want.

-Quite a bit.

-No, thanks, I can manage.

I need everyone to pay attention to me,

because we're running late.

I want all the contestants up front.

It's gonna be cameras and lights set

in five minutes,

and we'll start the discussion

and the voting, okay?

But where's Costi?

in Brasov. And I woke up in Sibiu.

Our boys

-At the hotel, right?

-At the hotel, my brother.

Just a minute.

Man, he's back!

Who, man?

The k*ller.

-What, man?

-The Chiparus.

Man, and I think it's Dracea.

Let's sh**t it faster.

Come, I'll show you the mask,

it's up here.

We're 30 minutes late.

Everyone's waiting on set.

You're giving me trouble? Let's sh**t!

Two minutes. Come with me.

It won't k*ll you. Come here!

-See what, man? What mask?

-The mask, the Chiparus! Come here!

Dude, it was right here.

I think somebody moved it.

He's gonna get us all k*lled.

Do you hear yourself? What's gonna happen?

Who's gonna k*ll us, man?

We're safe here.

We got security.

Okay, on barter, but we got security.

Listen to me, it's Dracea.

He's not dead

and he's looking for revenge.

You're driving me crazy with Dracea!

Stop it! He disappeared.

-Come on, let's sh**t!

-Dude, we're not filming anything!

Listen. We gotta tell them.

If the Chiparus is here,

they need to know.

Don't say a word. After that, we're back

at problems and arguments. What for?

We're in great danger!

The real danger is not finishing

what we have to sh**t today

and having to pay

the whole crew an extra day.

Come on,

we got promos from the sponsors too.

Move it!

I want to thank my partners

at Fashion Days.

I'm wearing an outfit today

Fashion Days signature outfit.

It's this white t-shirt that I got

Dude, I said phones on silent. Really?

Come on, Vlada, really?

-Come on, we're late.

-Sorry.

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for the baccalaureate exam.

It's the third time you're taking the exam

and you're nervous you won't pass again?

You don't have money for tutoring

but you don't want to pick strawberries

in Spain?

-Dude, you got something against my mom?

-Shut up, I begged you nicely!

These books contain all the material

for the exam.

Hey, Imogene, are you handicapped?

I apologize for calling you handicapped,

but get off the phone, really?

Zurich Elite Medical Care Hospital

gave me the best care and treatment.

Use the code "Swiss cheese" and

Take their cell phones. It's unreal.

Come here.

Everybody hand your phones

to the producer. This can't be happening.

Give the phones.

You can't refrain yourselves!

Come on, hurry up.

Come on.

What does the contract say in clause 17,

point 2?

-Come on, the other one.

-I can't do a trick with you.

You're in for a big surprise.

Good. Quiet again, please.

Zurich Elite Medical Care Hospital

took care of me

and put me back on my feet.

For 10% discount on any operation

Take them to the car or I'll go crazy.

-Take them after the sh**t.

-Dude, there's no way you can--

Yes, my love.

Yes, I can talk.

Sorry, I was a little nervous on the set.

Again, as usual.

-Okay, I love you so much. Bye.

-We love you, too.

-No problem. It's okay.

-What? I'm allowed.

Hello?

What card?

I can't check,

because I don't have Internet here.

Okay, fine. I'll text him.

Yes, okay. Bye.

-Sorry.

-Oh, my God.

What are you doing here?

It's freezing, and I just remembered

I left a backpack with some clothes

to put on, because

-Go on the set, please. Come on.

-I'm going now.

But what are you doing with this box?

I took their phones,

they weren't paying attention.

Okay.

Give me yours too.

-Come on, get in the shot.

-Okay.

-Where are you going?

-To the bathroom.

Hurry up.

Camera on Selly, we do intro until

Noua Unspe comes back from the bathroom!

-Everybody back.

-Quiet!

-Listen to the producer! She's speaking!

-Everybody on set!

We'll do the discussion

and the vote now. Let's go!

Welcome to Buzz House season 2.

In this competition, you will get

to test your physical and mental limits.

Friendships will turn into alliances.

And every misstep could be your last

Who will manage to stay standing

until the end?

-Medic!

-Uncle Tudor!

Someone's here, brother!

-He'll k*ll us too.

-Not me, man Him.

He's dead.

-Everybody in the van! Move!

-Women and children first!

Hello! Wait a minute!

I have disabled priority!

No

Let's calm down for a second,

because nobody saw this coming, okay?

I don't know about you,

but I'm not gonna die out here.

Selly, you got us in, you get us out,

because I owe it to my people

on the radio.

I'll go for help in my own car.

Wait here and I'll bring help, okay?

That's fine. I'm coming.

I'll sit up front. I said it.

I'm in. Please, take me too,

I'm on my period. Please!

No, I'll go alone.

I don't like other people in the car.

No! Wait! You want to run!

That's what you did last time

when things went bad.

Yes, you did!

-Are you crazy?

-Wait a minute!

How do you know

your car will not blow up too?

No way. How could my car blow up,

are you crazy?

Why can't it, man? Is it a hybrid?

Did I tell you he's in the house with us?

I did!

-Who?

-Who's with us?

-The Chiparus!

-What Chiparus?

I don't know, ask Selly.

Get him!

-Aren't you watching where you're going?

-Come on!

I got you, just like in Targoviste,

dictator!

Take him away!

Costi, you should tell them,

you know I can't lie.

-What are you doing? Running like a rat?

-But honestly

Bro, I told you I gotta leave for help.

Let's tie him up. Who's got one of those

What's its name, man,

that you knot with him?

What, man?

You used to have one of those

in the old days at your headphones?

Cable.

You guys look around, maybe we got

something to tie. I don't know.

Not mine. I don't use that.

What? I'm studying for the eighth grade.

Well, you got two years left.

Yeah, but I'm passing on the first try.

Hey, girls,

why don't you look around, maybe

-I found something here.

-I don't believe it.

And you weren't gonna tell us

that you found it?

I looked through all the weeds, trust me.

All right, that's it, we've got problems

much bigger than that.

Like we might all die.

Calm your t*ts.

I know!

You had handcuffs

and you're just saying that now?

What was I supposed to say?

Maybe I could use them later.

Say, did you bring us here to k*ll us?

You didn't bring us, the minibus

brought us, but you got the point!

No.

I swear to God. if I don't kick your a*s.

I swear to God if I don't punch you.

Okay, actually, I won't beat you up,

because I don't like violence.

But tell me, bro, please, what you know.

Man, I don't know nothing more

than you know.

Swear!

I swear on my family.

I can't get inside this guy's head.

He's too strong.

Here, let me do it.

Talk, do you hear?

-What is this, man?

-It's my hand, what? It's technogia.

Man, he's got some dance,

he's got all that CIA sh*t.

But, really, do you think the CIA

saw aliens?

Oh, my God! Focus for a second, please.

Man, this sock stinks.

Oh, my God, it's like in sixth grade!

Concentrate for a second.

Sorry, Beto, no offense.

So, somebody tried to k*ll us all at once.

-Well, yeah, but it didn't work.

-Right!

And now he's gonna try to k*ll us

one at a time.

I swear to God.

this guy's telling the truth.

What makes you so sure he's one of us?

-Which one of us?

-I don't know yet, but I'm gonna find out.

Anything else you wanna tell us?

Imogen, you, my life, stay on guard,

and we'll take turns.

Brothers, I feel I need

to tell you something.

Ever since I was little, and when

I was playing soccer, I was picked last.

My parents didn't pay attention to me.

My mom got me a dog once,

it ran off to the shelter.

All alone. When we played hide and seek,

I was it and all the kids would go home,

leave me for 12 hours at a time.

If I died then, I buried myself then.

It was hard. But I feel like now,

I have a say.

Man, I wanna come with you.

Dude, I feel like I gotta come with you.

Right, and his feet stink. I'm in.

I got guts. I feel like I got guts.

What a cursed fate I've had, boy.

But what's that chair, Tesla?

What is that chair?

Imogen, you stay here for half an hour,

and charge your chair,

and then we'll do the swap.

Please, listen to me.

Let's get these g*ns!

-Dilinca, you take this.

-Thanks.

Vlada?

I don't want it.

Miruna, you take this.

Thank you!

Grigore.

How crazy! Someone's been naughty here.

-Give me that.

-Here, I can't do anything with it anyway.

-But see if it's any good.

-Okay.

Costi, I'm sorry.

What do I do with this,

wipe the blood off the floor?

There's nothing I can do. That's all.

You drew the short stick today.

-Well, why me? Give me the r*fle!

-Wait, man!

Imogen?

Imogen?

Thanks for the donation, Alexander.

The hundred is gone. I'll get gas.

Imogen?

Imogen, there was a shot.

What shot, man? So I can get some sleep.

Do you hear me?

Grigore, talk to me, please. Talk to me.

Grigore, answer me!

I'll answer, but stop beating me

I'm starting to like it.

Bro, I'm sorry, I don't understand how

it happened. You realize I didn't mean to.

God, what have I done?

Look how the warrant

of 20 years passing you by.

You're so stupid.

Let's get out of here. Better in the woods

than to be k*lled here.

In the cold and with wolves

for four hours?

Well, what are we gonna do, sit here

and wait to die one by one? Or what?

I say we go too. We dress warm,

get flashlights and stick together.

I'm not going anywhere

because I have a cold.

I don't even have a jacket.

I mean I do, but I don't want to wear it.

If you're afraid of bears,

you don't go into the woods.

And knowing Dracea, he's super bear.

We better stay here and defend ourselves.

Costi's right.

-We better stay here and defend ourselves.

-What if it's one of us?

Maybe Selly was right.

Brother, I don't even know you,

I don't even care about you.

Why would I want to k*ll you?

It's Dracea, I tell you.

I've seen his Chiparus mask.

Bravo! And you didn't tell us?

I did, but you have the memory of a fish!

I could never be a fish in my life.

I don't even know why he said that.

-Gigi, it's just a scratch.

-A scratch how?

-It just missed my heart.

-I'm serious. Gigi.

Wait a second. Where is Noua Unspe?

Forget about him,

he's got the axe with him.

We're going to a spa now.

I'm serious.

Imogen?

Imogen?

Wake up. I'll stand watch, it's my turn.

Go into the living room,

everyone's in there. Okay?

That's what I deserve

for wanting in the Buzz House.

I could have f*cking stayed home.

I was making

100, 200, 300 euros from donations.

f*ck your f*cking Buzz House.

What was that? That was a g*nsh*t.

Nothing happened.

It was a little accident.

Theo, listen to me.

We got to get out of here now.

The m*rder*r has a well-laid plan

and he's one of us.

Trust me.

What makes you so sure he's one of us?

And by "us," you mean you, don't you?

It's not me. Listen to me.

You guys tied me up here for nothing.

Think logically.

Why would I do that?

After giving you so much money,

now I'm gonna k*ll you?

We gotta get help now.

This k*ller doesn't play games.

He's got it all worked out.

Just think if we all went to the van.

We'd all be dead now.

Untie me and we'll take my car.

I got the key in my pocket.

No. I'm sorry, I can't untie you,

because I look suspicious,

they'll tie me up,

we're not solving anything.

Don't leave me here.

Bro, everybody's a mess,

nobody trusts nobody.

There's nothing I can do.

We'll go. Nobody sees us.

We'll sneak in my car.

Selly, which way out? Everybody is

in the living room. There's nowhere to go.

You go.

Take my car and you go.

I got the key in my pocket.

Make sure nobody sees you.

And be careful, my assurance expired.

Yo!

Stay here another 30 minutes,

it'll look suspicious if you leave now.

Leave when the guard changes.

That wasn't here.

What's wrong?

-Calm down, we can't understand anything.

-Wait, I'll translate.

The iron doors are locked on the outside

with a stainless steel padlock

and on the inside is an alloy padlock

-Zinc.

-Zinc.

I took zinc a couple days ago.

And vitamin B.

From Beto. You could use some.

Aha, bye!

She is right.

Why are we so stupid?

Everybody, pay attention to me.

-Are we with the k*ller in the house?

-Yes.

And all the doors are locked.

Let's figure out what to do.

Man

When life closes a door,

it opens a window.

But, Beto, there are bars

on all the windows like prison.

Is Dad in Buzz House?

That's hot.

There's no bars on the second floor.

Well, how do you jump

from the second floor?

Listen to me. It's like when you fall down

in an elevator.

Before you land, you jump,

and you don't feel that impact,

you don't get the damage.

You're talking Minecraft.

You guys, take me,

drop me from the second floor,

I'll break my other leg,

and my hands, get the ambulance,

and the ambulance will run over me,

meteors falling, dogs biting me,

maybe Selly'll give me a few more thou,

he'll take pity on me.

Hang on a second.

Who had the house keys this whole time?

Man, I don't have them. The keys

have always been with the producer.

-Who you k*lled. How convenient.

-I didn't k*ll her.

Think logically.

Why would I k*ll the producer?

To look for another one,

teach her the trade for two more months?

I also paid her two salaries in advance.

-You can walk?

-It's a miracle from God!

We'd get there faster if you let me go.

No, my pleasure.

We're taking a little break.

It's better for you.

Man, they have so much food here!

If we hide here,

we can survive for three months.

What do they have here?

You hide here.

Beto, if we escape from here,

I think we should give ourselves a chance.

Chance dies last.

-You really have a good soul.

-And you got a soul about my size.

Look at the sunflower seeds

these homeowners have here!

See? I was craving for them.

Get in there, I'm gonna go get Imogen.

Vlada in the box

Don't f*cking forget where I put her.

Vlada in the box

There we go.

He's gonna k*ll us all.

Man, I was so stupid.

Calm down, Costi, I beg you.

You did your best, okay?

But I shouldn't have brought you here.

That's my curse.

I shouldn't have brought you here.

Stop it.

Let's sit down.

I'm with you, okay?

I'm on your side just like

Di Maria was to Messi,

when they lost the World Cup in 2014,

they didn't give up and in 2022, they won.

It'll be fine, I promise.

I love you, Di Maria.

I love you too, Messi.

Help!

Beto!

It's freezing.

It's so high! It has nothing to do

what Albert said. How do we get down?

I'm glad I'm not the only one

who thought of that.

-Let's get some help.

-Let's go get help.

Okay.

Go. Alexia, you go first. I'll stay here.

Hang on!

Come on, you can do it!

Stop it, Theo, I can manage.

Oh, I'm sick.

Hold this for me.

Rinu, you gotta be kidding me.

Put the glass down, damn it!

What's at the bottom is spite.

Hey, I'm sick.

Rinu, try to pull yourself together,

I won't leave you here.

-Are you okay?

-What's going on?

Rinu's sick. I think she drank too much.

I didn't!

I didn't even warm up. It's weird.

Theo?

Yes!

Vlada in the box

Vlada in the box

What is it, you panicky moron?

I got scared.

Is that how you hold the g*n?

Yes.

Look, cuz.

The more you hold it sideways

the cooler you are.

You see how the cops hold it?

It ain't right.

You gotta keep it that way.

We're either gangsters,

or we ain't gangsters no more.

Come on, I think I got it.

Like this?

Anyway, cuz.

I don't even know if it works.

We gotta run, Costi. He'll k*ll us all.

Let me check.

Come on, please.

What's that?

Stop it, he'll realize we're here.

Can you hear anything?

Costi, can you hear anything?

Where should I hide you?

No, in the closet, I'll distract him.

-Girl, you're blushing. Are you okay?

-It hurts a little, but I'm okay.

You're a little red yourself.

Are you okay?

-Am I?

-Yes.

It's not so bad.

Your skin is red.

It's okay.

Let's just get out of here alive.

Yes, but we got to get out of here.

If we stay here, he's gonna sh**t us too.

Come on, let's go.

This is a great place.

He'll come here

only if he needs to use the restroom.

Imogen!

Look at my hair!

Oh, man!

Damn puzzle,

they've painted you a picture.

Imogen!

Beto!

Beto!

Where the hell did that come from?

So now it all makes sense.

That's why he stopped answering his phone.

PAPER TISSUES

Let's think about this.

If we had some quiet

That's the agent

who rented the house to us.

And he was already dead.

This is premeditated.

And who could have done this, but Dracea?

Because he wants to get back at me.

Why would he want to get back at you?

Childish things. We joke around.

I guess he can't get over the fact

that I abandoned him in the woods.

You what?

-So it's true.

-What's true?

You told me you risked your life

to save him.

But, baby, it was either me or him.

Really, Costi?

But, baby, that's not important right now.

Wait. That's not important right now.

We have to get out alive.

Dead to the dead.

Let's put him back in the closet.

Wow, what a watch he's got!

Get him off me!

I think I hear something in here.

I think somebody's in there.

No sh*t, Sherlock!

It's me, Vlada!

I think it's Vlada.

No sh*t, Sherlock!

Hang on.

Hey, Imogen!

Who are you, man?

Hang on, man It's Imogen, come on!

Imogen! How are you?

I'm so glad you're okay, are you crazy?

-What's up?

-What the hell? Well, around.

-What are you doing?

-Look, with your foot.

What the f*ck did you do?

What do you think? Grigore k*lled himself.

I swear to God.

What? Did he k*lled himself? By himself?

Yes, he k*lled himself with a g*n.

-But I'm glad Vlada's safe.

-Really?

-Did he get you? Did he hit you?

-No, I hid in here.

I'm hiding, he won't see me.

-Let's go find Selly.

-Okay.

-Can you walk?

-Let's go.

Hey, take it easy.

Give me that.

There he is!

I can't.

Where I'm gonna sing next year?

At the Saga?

Look, these cauliflowers on your feet.

How can you die with these cauliflowers?

Old woman's knee. This one has rheumatism.

Well, you died!

Listen

Beto?

If he's dead, will they make a statue

of him in the Constitution Square?

You're just joking.

I think he's breathing!

Didn't I tell you that he's not dying

so easily?

-Let's get him up.

-Dude, check it out.

If you want to play this year

on the main stage,

you gotta give this guy

mouth to mouth resuscitation.

I think he'll come to his senses

with a couple pats on the back.

Oh, man, he didn't drown!

Did you hear that?

No.

Now I heard.

Now I didn't hear it.

Heavenly King

Miguel, estoy embarasada!

Get up!

Wake up, Romanian

From your death sleep

Plum brandy from grandpa.

Open his mouth.

It has 70 degrees.

That's enough!

Wait, man, don't waste it!

Give it here, he might come to his senses!

Hey.

He's bye-bye, there's nothing you can do.

Goodbye.

His card.

-I can't do that.

-His card.

I can't do it!

Were you gonna take my card?

Is it my fault you negotiated bad?

No, bro, I was checking your pulse,

come on!

What's up? Where's everybody else?

Yo Vlada!

Man!

It's a good thing I thought to hide Vlada!

Vlada, I've come to get you!

Dude, are you playing crazy with me?

I could have come earlier,

but I had some work with the guys.

Do you want to argue?

Did I put this here?

Do you know where I put the key?

Snow White, may Dragos die!

The way she died.

What have you done, Beto?

Vlada in the box.

I'd give anything to get her back.

Anything?

God, even her voice stuck in my head.

And I haven't told her

everything that's on my heart.

You can tell me now.

I can't believe you're alive!

But how did you change so fast?

You look good in white,

but you know you get dirty easier.

Why did you leave me here

to freeze to death?

Come on, let's not start

with those metamorpholis expressions.

You know I've been busy.

It's not an expression. I really died.

Beto!

It's like a prank!

Wait It's not my fault.

Why did you abandon me?

Beto?

But I didn't abandon you. You should have

seen me fight the assassin,

before he came after you.

You should have seen me.

How romantic. You did this for me?

I did this for you.

And I'll do anything for you if you want.

Really?

But doesn't that make me ghost-phile?

No, that would bond us for life.

I mean have a nice memory, right?

No. I mean, if we hook up,

we'll stay together

for life.

-Those dictators really tied you up.

-They did.

Hey!

-Did you hear that?

-There's a phone. Go!

-Hurry up.

-I am hurrying.

So, if we do you know what,

we have to spend the rest of our lives

together, like a curse?

Well, anyway, that would be nice

after all, right?

Like a curse.

Books always scared me.

-Trust me, you'll like it.

-So, what powers do you have?

-I can move things.

-I felt it.

What do you mean?

I mean you can help me borrow laptops,

cell phones. That doesn't sound bad.

What else can you do?

I can read minds,

but not so good with you.

And I'm invisible. To anyone. Except you.

So basically, no one would know.

-Who?

-Nobody. Just saying. Random.

Beto, you have to make a decision. Now.

What are you doing, man?

What, man? I'm looking for Imogen.

-OK We'll leave you. Come on, Costi.

-Good luck.

Oh, man!

f*ck your grandma

that makes you doughnuts!

Hey, come on! He knows how to fight!

Do you know how much Tanta beats me?

Countess of Monte Porch!

Imogen, are you all right?

Hey!

Beto.

What's the matter?

I know who it is.

Who?

The assassin.

Well, brother, who is it?

If I tell you

Tell me. One more fart and you die.

You won't believe it.

The m*rder*r is

Bro, come on, do you want me to guess?

Take a guess.

-It's Gojira, cuz.

-Man, long live your family.

Of all the names in Romania,

did you find Gojira? Why Gojira?

Then who is he?

If I tell you

Who is the cassassin.

Who is the assassin?

The assassin is

Look at him!

He can't tell me who the m*rder*r is!

And on his live feeds

he gives all the spoilers.

Damn it!

Hey, did you find out who the k*ller is?

Find out what, cuz?

Because he died before he told me.

At least I get some insurance money.

Can you untie me? Check this out.

What model are these?

I'll fix you now.

God, what were you people thinking.

to tie me up?

-Look over there.

-Come on.

Take that.

Costi, I think someone's in there.

I'm scared.

It's just Rinu, dead drunk.

She's just dead.

She's dead.

Look!

Costi.

Hold me

Who are you?

Well, are you still slick?

You didn't cut me, as*h*le!

I told you that the Chiparus is Dracea.

Yeah, I already knew that.

Why didn't you tell me?

Well, I told you.

Rock!

Rock! Where have you gone, Rock?

Rock, I'll fix you, don't go, Rock!

Hey, as*h*le, all this happened

because of you!

Wait, man, I just wanted to scare you,

as a joke.

After all, you're an as*h*le too

for leaving me in the woods.

So you're in cahoots with him!

No, I just got a text with the location.

I knew where you were filming.

Wait! Costi didn't send you

a text with the location?

Didn't you find this location?

The agent texted me, too.

And now it all makes sense,

because the agent is stiff in the closet.

It's all connected from the beginning,

but you guys are too stupid.

Hang on. He just used me.

I have never k*lled in my life

not even a calorie.

I wanted to scare you.

And you, man in your 40s,

instead of playing backgammon in the park,

you find yourself making jokes?

Yeah, man, I was wrong,

you were wrong. That's it.

I'm really sorry I left you in the woods.

I'm sorry Tina died, too.

Freeze! Nobody leaves

until we get the truth!

Get down!

-Get down!

-Come on, hurry!

Yes, boss!

My lives, are you all right?

Come on, f*ck,

now I gotta reshoot everything.

The others? Anybody else alive?

Anybody else in the house?

-Nobody else, no.

-No.

Yes, there's a boy, Crazy Albert.

He's gone that way.

What?

Come to the van, please.

Looks like I'm used to handcuffs already.

What about me, cuz?

-What about Tina?

-Better you don't know.

Next to me is the hero

of this terrifying night, Theo Zeciu,

who managed to escape from this house

where several murders have taken place.

He managed to escape the house of horror

and alert the authorities in time.

Theo, how does it feel

to be the hero of this night?

Honestly, I don't even know how it feels.

I'm still processing what just happened.

First of all, I want to thank my community

for standing by me

through this difficult time.

I have received so many messages

of encouragement, of support,

and it means a lot to me.

I'm glad, though, that I was able to save

Costi, Dracea, Albert.

-And Mr. Selly?

-And Selly, of course.

I'm very sorry for my colleagues.

It's very sad what happened this evening.

In this house, so many innocent persons

lost their lives

and some in terrible ways.

Take Tina, for example.

She had a truly terrible death.

I don't even want to remember.

Theo, who do you think

is behind these murders?

It's very hard to say,

but all I can say is that whoever did this

had a very well-laid plan

and strategized for some months,

it was all calculated.

I'm afraid we're dealing

with a professional.

With us was Theo Zeciu,

one of the survivors.

We'll stay here and we'll be reporting

from the House of Horrors,

where, may I remind you,

last night was a real m*ssacre.

I thought I was losing you, my love.

How, bro, to lose me?

You think you can get rid of me so easily?

It must have been very hard for you there.

Yeah it was really hard.

But have you thought a little about me?

Of course I thought about you.

Only and only you.

What the hell?

-What, bro?

-Something pulled my hair!

Must be the draft.

Why didn't you say you had a girlfriend?

Didn't you say you could read minds?

What?

But you never thought about her.

You told me you liked me.

Now you actually have a girlfriend?

-Come on, let's go.

-Go where?

-You're such a liar.

-Who are you talking to?

Didn't you say your whole life?

I want you to explain.

You're crazy!

I want an explanation. I don't care, okay?

My life, we got a little bit more

and we make three million subscribers.

Thank you so much for being here, bro,

and without your support

I couldn't have gotten here.

AlexGaming69 donated two euros.

"Did you expect Dracea to be the k*ller?"

My life, I honestly never thought

about that for a second,

but since the authorities

have made this decision,

I figure they have proof,

I mean, they've established there

"You grew up so fast, Theo."

Well, honestly, yeah, I have grown

really fast, and I want to thank you,

but it was really helpful

what happened in there somehow.

We need ten more subscribers

to make three million.

Come on, we can do it! Come on, ten more!

Come on with

Come on with ten more subscribers to make

Hold on, I heard something in the hallway.

Two seconds.

I don't understand what happened.

Just a minute.

Dude, what are you doing? Man!

Wait! No!