01x13 - Top Ten Boyfriends

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[Adapted from the novel
"Counterattack" by Chai Ji Dan]

[Episode 13, Top 10 Best Boyfriend]

What?

Have you lied to me?

Actually,

I had an ulterior motive...

when I approached you back then.

What ulterior motive?

That's enough.

Didn't you have a girlfriend
whom you dated for three years?

She despised the poor
and curried favor with the rich...

and dumped you.

Then you wanted
to borrow my shoulder...

to climb on.

You knew I had a girlfriend
of three years?

Yes.

Then...

Then...

Do you know who she is?

No.

But I don't want to know either.

Why?

Because I can't stand that you had
an unforgettable relationship...

in a history that I can't change.

Da Wei,
did you tell him the truth or not?

I wanted to.

But I couldn't
after hearing what he said.

Now that I think about it...

Just forget it.

I'll leave it at that.

He and I are
from different worlds anyway.

Our friends are worlds apart.

Aside from Guo Cheng Yu,

no one would tell Chi Cheng
about us.

That makes sense.

If you can hide it,
it's better not to take the risk.

When your relationship
becomes stable in the future,

maybe you can chat...

and bring it up one day.

You're right.

Wei Wei, transfer some money
for my phone bill.

Can't you reload it yourself?

Aren't you in charge
of our family's money?

I'm not your family.

[Remaining bill,
Pay, Self-defined payment]

[Cheng, local user, pay 30 now]

[Pay 30 for Cheng,
confirm payment now]

I reloaded 30 yuan for you.

You're so stingy.

It's not about
being stingy or not, okay?

Chi Cheng is doing this on purpose.

Who calls once they go out...

and won't hang up
when they have nothing to say?

Isn't that good?

He's being clingy
because he loves you.

If you want love wants to last,

there should be give and take.

You should be clingy to him too.

But I also need my own space.

We are two guys dating.

Do we have to be so melodramatic?

Do we?

You do.

Can the pants you buy me...

go up...

one size?

This is already the biggest size.

Can you return them?

It's fine.

It's okay.

I'll just...

pull them down to wear them.

Wang Shuo gave you a snake...

and you kept it for seven years.

I gave you a pair of pants.

Can you wear them for seven years?

If you only give me
this pair of pants,

I can wear them for life.

Are you saying...

this pair of pants
isn't good enough...

and you want me to buy another pair?

How much money
do you have in your safe?

Don't go after my money.

Wei Wei.

You're really a miser.

What do you mean?

Not only are you stingy,

but you even suck money from others.

During the day,

didn't you say we're not family?

I can't let you suck money for free.

What do you want?

Wait. I have something to do
at the office tonight.

- I have to work.
- How can I not know...

if there's work at the office?

Let go of me. Let go!

[How two guys can date]

[Can two guys date?
How to make it smoother?]

Mr. Wu.

This is the meeting minutes
from our discussion just now...

with our new partner.

Their requirements
are a bit over the budget.

But overall, I think it's doable.

Please take a look.

Mr. Wu.

What nonsense is this?

[How two guys can date]

Do you think the price
they gave still isn't right?

No.

Hold on.

I don't think there's a problem.

I suggest that we reduce
some mechanical designs.

This way,
we can control the cost better.

As long as we can give them
the results they want, it's fine.

Okay. I'll keep track of this then.

Okay.

[Show true self, let him
get to know your weaknesses]

Why are you following me?

Has the company gone bankrupt?

As if.

Our company is on a roll.

So you two had a fight.

It's the opposite.

We're so in love now.

Forget about having a fight.
We don't even bicker.

Then why are you frowning here?

Because we're so close,

I have to hide a bit.

As you know,
he's so young and vigorous.

Whenever he sees me,

he can't control himself.

Darn it.

He's that passionate?

Do you know
what he did to my bedroom?

What?

- Look.
- Darn it.

How fun.

But let me tell you.

The best way to trap a man...

is not to get him satisfied.

I want to get him satisfied.

The problem is he can't get enough.

Regarding this matter,

I can't help you.

[Childlike innocence with love
and respect for the elderly]

[Serve elders and care for children
to create a harmonious society]

[Love Clinic]

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

All right, Ms. Chen.

There's no problem.

When you go home, watch your diet.

- Rest well.
- Okay.

All right. Go home safely.

Okay. Thank you.

- Take this.
- I'll get going.

- Mr. Li. Here, have a seat.
- Hey.

All right.

Dr. Jiang, how often do you do this?

Every two to three months.

- Okay. When you go home...
- Why is there such a long line?

Okay?

Dr. Jiang.

Have you thought
about expanding the clinic?

I have.

But currently, I'm lacking this.

Then I hope...

you can win the lottery soon
and get rich.

Okay, when I get back,
I'll buy a lottery ticket...

and win five million yuan.

Is that free clinic a scam?

What?

Let me tell you.

Dr. Jiang is famous far and wide.

He's a good doctor
who's hard to come by.

Done. It's fine now.

What?

Young Master Guo.

- Mr. Li, claim the masks there.
- Okay.

All right.

I'll be right there.

- Thank you.
- Dr. Jiang.

Do you think Guo Cheng Yu likes you?

Next.

He's not around.

He's been gone for a long time.

How can he like me?

[I'm busy at work,
so I can't spend time with you]

[Remember to eat well]

There he goes again.

None of those men...

in the past...

has tried my cooking.

Then who has?

Their next boyfriend.

Chi Cheng.

Yes.

The greenery and the liverworts
must be the freshest ones.

Don't plant them,
then pull them out.

Yes. I think this
will make it more comfortable.

Yes. That's good.

Go with this plan.

Then go with whatever's comfortable.

Okay.

Who are you making more comfortable?

The client...

is requesting a revision.

We're now back to the first version.

What are you thinking about?

I'm thinking...

that in this beautiful sunset,

the person next to me...

didn't shave.

It's an eyesore.

Your godfather is full of hormones.

I shaved this morning.

Who are you calling your son?

Green-Eyed Monster is your brother.

Stop poking me with it.

Stop showing off...

your love here.

It's none of your business.

Sir.

Let me explain.

Explain what?

You're still poking me.

- That's enough. We're not alone.
- What are you afraid of?

Goodness.

Xiao Shuai.

Xiao Shuai.

What's wrong?

Did you follow Chi Cheng's car here?

Why would I follow him?

I'm here to see you.

When Chi Cheng's not here,

you don't come to see me either.

Are you blaming me...

for not visiting you for so long?

Yes.

You haven't been here for so long,

but saw how lovey-dovey they were
as soon as you got here.

Do you feel uncomfortable?

The two of them...

being lovey-dovey?

Uncomfortable?

Wait.

Who is being lovey-dovey...

and making me uncomfortable?

Keep putting on an act.

Keep pretending.

Are you...

Are you...

angry about that night?

That day,

I didn't touch you.

I know.

Don't worry.

Before you officially accept me,

I won't do anything to you.

Then we'll see...

if you're capable
of achieving that or not.

Do you really think...

I can't do it...

and not that I don't want to?

All you think about is Chi Cheng.

Of course you don't want to.

You don't think
I like Chi Cheng, do you?

Don't you?

But I advise you to stop quickly.

Right now, Chi Cheng
likes Da Wei too much.

You two are both tops.

It's not compatible.

I'm getting off work.

You should go home first.

I should go home first?

I...

[Xiao Shuai, look at this.
He's such a jerk]

What's wrong?

[Meng Tao]

I'll get going.

Xiao Shuai.

Stop drinking.

You...

You look like Guo Cheng Yu.

What do you think?

Am I handsome?

Yes, you're quite handsome.

As if.

Give me a drink.

Xiao Shuai.

Stop drinking.

Let me be!

Leave me alone!

It's not my fault.

It's not.

It's not.

It has nothing to do with you.

- It's not your fault.
- It's not my fault.

- It's okay.
- It's not my fault.

It's not your fault.

Don't think about it anymore
after crying it out.

Don't look at my password.

Slow down.

This is my house.

I know the way.

Come on.

Be careful.

Watch your head.

Slowly.

Give me a drink.

Okay. I'll get some drinks.

Wait for me.

Liquor.

Here's the liquor.

Liquor.

- Slowly.
- I want to drink liquor.

Slowly. Here, cheers.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Be careful. Slowly.

What's the matter?

Why are you doing this to me?

What am I doing to you?

Don't be so nice to me.

Why?

Because...

Because...

My goodness.

It's gone.

How much...

did I drink yesterday?

Apologize.

Make him apologize to me.

Apologize.

Apologize.

Apologize.

- Apologize.
- I apologize.

I apologize.

My goodness.

You're awake.

Come on.

Go and drink some hangover soup.

I also prepared breakfast for you.

Here.

Have some milk.

How are you feeling?
Does your head still hurt?

If you don't move it, it won't hurt.

If it doesn't hurt, don't drink it.

I'm going to drink it.

Let me ask you.

Yesterday,
did I keep talking nonsense?

You didn't talk nonsense.

You just kept saying...

that I'm tall,

handsome,

considerate,

and treat you really well.

Compared to when you're sober,

you're much more honest.

I can't drink anymore.

You wanted to come out...

to go shopping?

Yes. I looked it up.

When people date, they go shopping.

We can't continue staying at home.

You're going to k*ll me.

[Top 10 Romantic Date Places
for Couples]

That's what straight people do.

Stop looking at your phone.

Talk to me for a while.

Give it to me.

Sir, this is a magical couple watch.

Look, when the time
on one watch is adjusted,

the hands of the other watch
move too.

Even if you're thousands
of miles apart,

both watches can move
at the same time.

Isn't that magical?

It's true. Look at this.

He doesn't like it. Thank you.

- Who likes you?
- You.

- How do I like you?
- Look at your hand.

Wait for me.

- I'm going to the restroom.
- Okay. Go ahead.

Isn't the restroom at...

Just say you want
to buy the watches.

What a cliché excuse.

You're back.

Let's go.

What's wrong?

Did you really go to the restroom?

What else?

Let's go.

I'll buy you a jacket.

Come on.

You really bought it?

How did you put it on me?

Do you think you're the only one
with some tricks?

It's time to buy me clothes.

I'll buy them.

Let's go.

Come on.

Today, I'm going to exhaust
all his energy.

Didn't you say you're going
to buy me clothes?

Why did you bring me here?

Let's exercise first.

Open your arms.

Inhale.

Exhale.

Come on. Let's go and warm up.

Okay.

We...

We'll see.

You,

swim 20 laps first.

Okay.

Let's hug for a while.

What...

What are you doing?

People are watching.

I know.

I just want to cling to you.

Back then, Yue and I...

"Yue" what?

I'm starting to think
you're frivolous.

I've always been frivolous.

Let go.

Wu Suo Wei.

Wu Suo Wei!

Wu Suo Wei.

Wu Suo Wei.

Hello? The stuff has arrived?

All right.

Okay. I'll go back now.

Okay.

Let's go.

Come to the office first.
I'll talk to you tonight.

Can we go home now?

I...

I just remembered
that there's an emergency at work.

I have to go and take care of it.

I'll drive you
and work overtime with you then.

There's no need.
I can handle it myself.

I'll get going.

g*ng Zi.

Wake up.
Play one more round with me.

I really can't play anymore.

Wu Suo Wei's not coming home yet?

What time is it now?

It's 12am.

It's still early then.

He leaves early every day
and comes home late.

He's so focused on work.

Is your company that busy?

There has been a lot of work lately.

However,

he doesn't have to sleep
in the office every day.

Would he cheat on you...

at the office...

behind your back?

No way.

He doesn't have the guts to do that.

He doesn't have the guts,

but he's so handsome...

with his sparkling eyes.

Other people might have the guts.

I think this
will make it more comfortable.

That's good. Go with this plan.

Then go with whatever's comfortable.

Okay.

Who are you making more comfortable?

The client...

is requesting a revision.

We're now back to the first version.

I'll treat you to a meal
another day.

You can come to the office today?

- Okay.
- Let's go.

Come to the office first.
I'll talk to you tonight.

I...

I just remembered
that there's an emergency at work.

I have to go and take care of it.

I'll drive you
and work overtime with you then.

There's no need.
I can handle it myself.

I'll get going.

Come on.

Let's catch them red-handed.

Hurry up.

Darn you!

g*ng Zi.

Go over there.

Darn it! Why are you here?

Am I not allowed to be here?

Well, not really.

What's this?

This is the vivarium I made
for Green-Eyed Monster.

The one I made before
didn't have enough materials,

so it was quite small
and uncomfortable.

Now that I have enough materials...

and there's a lot of space
in the new house,

I want to make a new one
for Green-Eyed Monster.

Look, this old log, the leaves,
and this wood.

Look at this skeleton.

Doesn't it look
like a condensed rainforest?

I've looked up
Green-Eyed Monster's species.

I'm sure he'll like it.

Are you stupid?

Does it hurt?

No.

I just need to put on a Band-Aid
for a couple of days.

I was wondering why you've been
sneaking around these past few days.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Chi Cheng.

Right now, I'm not used
to a same-gender relationship yet.

But I'm smart.

I'm sure that in no time,

I'll become
one of the top 10 best boyfriends.

You...

already are.

Cheater! Take this!

It's okay.

Don't mind him.