00x02 - The Ridonculous Race Episode 2 - "None Down, Eighteen to Go Part 2"

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race

18 teams started to race around the

world after a lot of running

waiting even more running confronting

fears and pushing themselves further

than i thought possible

everyone reached the airport and booked

themselves on three different flights

to morocco flight number one with six

teams aboard has already departed

the next six teams are on flight number

two which is about to take off

meanwhile the goths larpers adversity

twins

surfer dudes step brothers and tennis

rivals flight will not be departing for

another

hour will one of these teams suffer the

ultimate reality show humiliation

and get kicked off first time to find

out

this is the redonkulous race

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twelve teams are already on their way to

morocco six

are still at the airport waiting

anxiously

sanitizer no need i made a point of not

touching anything

juice greetings gentlemen what say you

to an amalgamation of adversaries

a weaving of wizards and double gangers

to rule them

all god i'm allergic to confetti

jay your calamine lotion your plan won't

work mom

we're not gonna become friends because

lorenzo was a poo

head that's why can't you just divorce

his dad

hey is that my dad no my mom dad

you got a divorce chance mom quit it

salutations we wish to propose an

unstoppable adjoining of alchemy in

alabaster

to vanquish those who dare to cross us

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surely you shall not say nay

come on tammy go easy on that we've only

got the one bag

timmy and i first met in ninth grade and

we were immediately very close

we were stuffed into the same locker and

a friendship was formed as we

accommodate our lunches

and waited for the janitor to locate the

boat cutters

morocco originally named italy until it

was discovered there already was

an italy home to scorchingly hot foods

as well as scorchingly hot deserts

flight number one has just

landed now the teams need to find the

dawn box and collect their next travel

tip

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this spice is right it's an all-in

an all-in requires that both team

members take part in the challenge

in this case teams must make their way

to yusuf spice kiosk

and choose five spices from the

bountiful array summer ow

some are sweet but some are so

blisteringly hot

they'll turn your tummy into a volcano

of pain

it says pick five spices from the kiosk

ideally

cumin cinnamon paprika saffron and

ginger to receive your next travel tip

see that huh right into a taxi and

headed for spice town

we're doing great pal yeah

i'm dwayne this is dwayne jr they

already know that uh we're

we're a father and son team i know that

too dad well

we're gonna win this thing but they

didn't know that news flash

just in father and son team win the

million

i know a lot about spices i eat them in

restaurants

she does you do i love that you know

about them

i love how you love that

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even after total drama world tour i'm

still kind of scared of flying

so his name's barry

get it because he's a bear yeah

[Laughter]

well he keeps me calm when i fly noah

doesn't like him but

he likes noah oh yes i do

meanwhile the teams on flight number two

prepare for cold-hearted battle

oh i'd look so good in that

spud and i have never been on a plane

before not scared though

i've seen lots of planes on tv uh

oh yeah i love that cartoon some of the

teams from flight one have reached the

spice kiosk

these aren't labeled hey why aren't they

labeled it's this one

this is cinnamon this is cinnamon this

is cinnamon

cinnamon cinnamon cinnamon cinnamon

you totally would have missed it homie

ha ha we call each other homie and as

if i would have missed it i'm the one

who lives for cinnamon lattes

yeah which you constantly spill on me

fair enough i'll never doubt your

ability to detect cinnamon again

wait that's cumin yes uh no

no wait yes no

yes stupid

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that's fine after selecting five spices

the teams get their next travel tip from

yusuf

we have to ride to a restaurant in the

desert on a camo

is there a restaurant around here a

restaurant

we looking for eat

easy sanders he's not deaf he just

speaks a different language

sorry about that i am sorry

apologizio you understand

oh gross man did these camels stink

uh she's right it's uh it's the camels

as the first teams head off into the

desert flight number two

arrives in morocco

hurry up mom meanwhile flight number

three

is finally in the air and teams discuss

some strategy

if you try it with a higher arc your

boss i won't let you down

dude score

um

picking spices wasn't easy but i didn't

panic

why do you all look the same

it's not a man's job to know spices in

ancient times women were the spice

collectors and men

were the hunters ah those were the days

that man had the power and

you know mom's gonna see this on tv

right

and uh times have changed yay

oh no the other teams are coming we're

gonna lose our lead

uh let's just pick out any five good

plan just give us the five closest to

you

come on man snap to it my teammate will

eat anything i want some chow down on

half a shower curtain

there were pictures of cupcakes on it

we predict there's an eating element to

the next challenge so

picking the right spices is of the

utmost importance

cumin and cinnamon paprika saffron

ginger that was surprisingly elementary

i know right as more teams reach the

spice kiosk flight number three has

finally arrived in morocco

they'll need to hurry if they hope to

catch any of the teams already in search

of

the culinary

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not to worry son camels are the ships of

the desert they're tireless

oh great we got a broken one last one

cumin cumin i think it's this one

[Applause]

this is no time for guessing games kit

uh i don't know

this one so you can guess but i

can't mine is an educated guess can you

please not throw a temper tantrum right

now

hurry up

is this one cinnamon

apparently we can't breathe cinnamon the

last teams gather spices

greetings do you accept dragon queen

but they've still got a long journey

ahead of them our camel benefit was

beautiful

and deserts are really hot if we win the

million

we're launching a stop riding camels

campaign take hikes

not humps or we could call it something

else

we're currently in last place but that's

no cause for concern

but we were delayed by a very angry taxi

driver

the fool wouldn't accept my dragon coins

as payment ugh

he'll ruin that choice when our metheus

the dragon ruler takes the throne

oh he'll ruin

things are starting to heat up as the

cadets are the first to reach the desert

restaurant

there's the dawn box i can't take this

heat

someone turn off the sun

it's a butcher watch just stew it

that's a challenge only one of us does

right okay

hand your spices to the chef so he can

add them to a bowl of moroccan stew

which one of you must eat

oh i hope we picked the right spices or

this could get ugly fast

when you finish your stew race on foot

as fast as you can to the chill zone

because

the last team to meet me here will be

cut from the race

i can't do it i'm sweating like a

perfect question inside a hot dog cart

okay ew

come on bun bun don't let us down i'm

not superstitious at all

i just believe that this rabbit's foot

is responsible for everything good in my

life

can i rub it of course you can't

i don't wish to overstep but it's easier

if you ride

the camera well thank you very much

you're welcome greetings ladies

take hikes not humps okay that slogan is

really growing on me

miles and i became friends when we met

at an anti-meet meeting

when laurie suggested we just call them

instead of meetings i knew we were gonna

get along

while the larpers dig themselves out of

last place the race for first heats up

as more teams dive into the restaurant

challenge

oh devon um that

that was i was just okay i love him

i've loved him since we were four and he

peed in my turtle pool

i mean that's not why i love him that's

just when it started but after all this

time

how do i tell him and what if he doesn't

feel the same way

he already has a girlfriend shelly

who will see this on tv what am i doing

yeah done

come on we're in first come on

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stop wiping your face and chuck

this is how civilized people eat this

ain't a tea party it's a race for a

million dollars

freeze i mean done whoa

oh allow me to get that for you princess

a wonderful performance of grace and

efficiency bravo

oh move it

whoa you okay homie

whoa easy romeo you know it would be

awkward for most teams to be so close to

each other but

carrie and i we're such good friends

it's like whatever

totally whatever huh

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friends

do it baby show that stu you're the man

when i first met brodie he was eating a

cat's hair ball on a dare

it was pure awesome i met mary at an

engineering student's potluck dinner

we both brought pie chart pie they were

quite whimsical

huh pies

oh it's hot oh

i think you picked the wrong spices oh

come on i've seen you eat you're about

as picky as a raccoon just do it

oh oh i got a stew cramp

oh hurts never leave a man behind ow

this hurts not my fault you got no meat

on your bones

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we chose some of the wrong spices um you

chose

all the spices which is good

because i was just gonna guess phew

whoa slow down tom you don't want to get

anything on that shirt oh

you are so right can you

i imagine the way you eat you focus on

the challenge dork

i hate the way you slurp

can you see the chill zone homie no i

think we might be

lost

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welcome to the chill zone you're the

first team to arrive

congrats

we did it we did it man

i wish i could call shelly

yeah shelly coming in first is a bit of

a shock i mean i knew it'd be a great

team but

first place wow

need need water

do not spit that out yet or we'll lose

my dad is a motivational speaker

and has taught me everything there is to

know swallow

do it do it

my barf is actually less spicy than the

stew we have to eat our own

barf

real organic camel munch

oh it hurts so bad

well that's just creepy

later skaters you see what i did there

yeah

because they're actually uh skaters yeah

i got it

yes done done

let me down no time

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hey who called the cops what fun

you're team number two well done all

right

so as a canadian ice dancing team you

probably hear this a lot third place

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fourth fifth sixth seventh

eighth ninth tenth eleventh eleventh

you have to start doing more i would

love to do more please

i'll tell you when you can do more okay

i will tell you

get up you gotta eat this stew um

i'm coming in a minute

my mom's done not so fast

we're done i don't feel so good that's

cause you ain't puke puke eater

you're a puke eater watcher i didn't

sign up for the show and i don't really

want to be here

but now that i am i sure don't want to

be the first team kicked out

come on dad like you always tell me

never say quick

actually college it's never say never i

don't really listen to you

just get up and eat 12.

13 14 15. that leaves the vegans larpers

and father and son

one of these teams will be heading home

i hope we got the right spices

dad we're in last place you've got to

hurry and down this stew

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level completed onwards of victory

so what's a little spice yeah let's do

this thing

thing i sound like a kid when i talk

like that you really

don't

wow we're done

i know i can't see temporary flying this

come on yes we're catching up

it's so early in the race it would be a

shame to be sent home now

but i gave benefit the camel my email

address so

i hope to keep in touch they were

catching up

so fast we were left with no choice to

maintain our lead

we would need to use magic

song of slumber

chaos barrier there's something wrong

with my stick

hurry

congrats vegans your 16th we stuck to

our principles and we're still in the

race

i guess nice guys finish almost last and

here comes 17 are there any trees

or maybe see a tree we're almost there

dad

how long are you gonna let him run for i

just needed a little break

17th place we we have got to do better

pal

hey i know we're gonna stay up all night

and talk strategy

great the redonkulous race is about

skill it's about determination it's not

about

magic you're done time reversal spell

security i think we could have done

better

i got to do a lot of things i never

wanted to try so that's something

uh i'm glad we did this together we

could share these memories

forever i still don't get why we have to

walk home

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