00x15 - Maori or Less

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race

our bunny hunting bonanza saw the ice

dancers bag bully and back bite their

way into first place

dumped devon took a trip down denial

until carrie pushed him into phase two

of the seven stages of breakup

blinding rage but the worst crash and

burn belonged to the step brothers and

the rockers

both teams lost and are nasty and by

nasty i mean fantastic

double elimination with only nine teams

remaining things are heating up

who's about to get burned time to find

out this

is the redonkulous race

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welcome back to beautiful new zealand

where the ice dancers

are about to take today's first tip

making a thick albino bunny might be

unsportsmanlike but whatever after six

horrible finishes were finally

back in the lead i can taste victory and

it is delicious

go go on the loco teams must climb a

dangerously steep path

to this train station then take an

historic ride through new zealand's lush

mountains

all the way up to decision junction

where their next tips are waiting

faster ryan we're gaining on them i'm

not slowing you down

they are move it ice nerds your frozen

butts are in our way

what are you going to do about it yell

some more take your best shot

i may turn the other cheek

that's not how you support your partner

ryan

come on you got owned

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come on dad we gotta make this train

don't worry sporto i

check the schedule oh come on

train number one leaves with the haters

gots and ice dancers

oh puss buckets language mister hey

listen we'll get the next

one huh let's play a game while we wait

i'll shuffle thanks anyway but

i'm just gonna listen to some music oh

uh

okay oh sure a million bucks would be

sweet but uh i came here for some

quality time with junior

yeah the kid will be off to high school

soon his son will be driving lessons

dating prom college

oh my little bird's leaving the nest

i'll take this maori tattoo magazine and

uh

got anything on how to chill out an

embarrassing dad

oh thanks new zealand parents

get your ankle biter to do what you want

oops i told the producers you make owen

eat that butter he's gonna blow

i guess barfing on the other contestants

is okay but

barfing on the host not so much i can't

believe they kicked you guys off just

for that

oh so unfair i'm so glad

m's giving love another shot you're not

worried at all that no

i know how important winning is to you

and you've learned from your mistakes

this time you'll take it slow right my

love life will not become my sole focus

even if noah is hilarious and does that

adorable squinty eyebrow waggle thing

and

how's the butt of a roman god and oh my

gosh when are we gonna have a first kiss

i haven't even what have you seen that

new show alligator bite

we're thinking about auditioning maybe

you guys should too

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i love happy endings

oh

so fast party boys go go go move it

we had to catch this train no matter

what but i feel

bad for emma and noah they were almost

in smooch city

bro if that happened to me my girl

bridge would put me in the doghouse for

weeks oh dude you'd be so in the

doghouse that you would be

in the dog's doghouse

drew that bam

if i ever see the surfer dudes trying to

kiss i'll be sure to interrupt them

train number two leaves the station with

father and son and the surfer dudes

hey what you're reading pally um uh a

local tattoo magazine

oh that's my boy soaking up the culture

no tattoos hey

father and son dudes righteous all

aboard the brew train

up at decision junction the first three

teams are already arriving

come on it's an either or

jump down or jump around in today's

either or

teams can either bungee jump down off

the kuaro bridge and catch a local

bowery fish with their bare hands

or teams can jump around to perform a

traditional maori hakka

a warriors challenge dance designed to

terrify anyone

subjected to watching it it's effective

once teams successfully complete this

either or it's a foot race

to today's chill zone last team to

arrive

say it with me now maybe cut from the

competition

why didn't any of you say it i said say

it with me jump down

come on the haters would rather jump to

their possible death

than face us in a dance competition

maybe they're not as dumb as they look

maybe he zips me into a board bag while

i'm snoozing

and putting me on the airplane luggage

belt thing

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yeah it's official he'd rather be with

his cool new bros than his uncool old

dad

brody you gotta say yeah sure man what's

up

hey junior really looks up to you guys

so um how do i

you know you be like you let's say

you're surfing a wave

if you try to control the wave you'll

stiffen up and totally bale

you gotta chill loosen up and let the

wave do its thing

you get me yeah thanks

dude you should be like a guidance

counselor or something

seriously thanks man i have a plan to

get us all to the finale as an alliance

i love the way you say alliance okay

first off regular team meetings to work

through any competitive feelings that

arise and to discuss kitty and owen's

behavior

hey what sticking together will also

ensure we gather plenty of anecdotes for

the rehearsal dinner what kind of person

has to rehearse eating oh

sign me up no silly billy it's what you

do the night before the wedding

got a sec sure thing maid of honor wow

it's adorable that you've got a plan on

how to spend your entire life with him

but don't tell him guys hate that

and the million is our focus right right

right sorry when i look into those dark

chocolatey brown eyes

i start swimming in them and then my

game concentrate on the game

right right right okay okay here's me

putting my feelings aside and

concentrating on the noah

the game concentrating on the game

kitty's right i really need to focus on

the game and get noah out of my head

my ex-boyfriend jake was constantly on

my mind

and look what happened i totally fell

apart i'd hate to lose because of a boy

it's all about winning the race and

getting that million dollars

this is the slowest lamest train in the

history of trains i am sick of trains

and planes

and donkey carts and rocket tracks

you do realize that traveling's part of

the whole you know race

so maybe you need to relax and don't

tell me what to do

you are not my girlfriend i know that

because i don't have

a girlfriend anymore now she is dating

her

tennis instructor oh getting devin mad

at shelley might be making things a bit

awkward but in the long run

it'll be worth it i hate trains yep

totally worth it

stop this is the express stream folks so

please remain

seated

as the teams on train two and three

jockey for position

the front runners from train number one

are enjoying a healthy lead

yeah okay we got this zach

try it on skates sometime then it might

actually be impressive

come on let's go be champions

oh fine you want me to do this challenge

i'll do it

good better me than you anyway you would

just mess it up for sure

you wish i would tank okay prove it

ready

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how did you have a nice trip

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looks like ryan is falling for stephanie

all over again

but is he down and out for the count the

answer when we return on

the redonkulous race

train number three reaches the junction

ahead of schedule and against all odds

i can't wait to post my review online

got a death wish

this is the train for you you are

hilarious

jump down or jump around i say jump

around

okay sure whatever ah

oh devon man that guy's got baggage

jump down yeah jump down

hmm okay looks like it's time for our

first family meeting

a team i mean team meeting

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hello don what are you doing here did

you skip the challenge

no we finished it i take it we're first

then

yes yes yes congratulations okay i'm

going back to makeup

[Applause]

is it just me or is this game getting

easier well well

no fish no surprise ah you couldn't

catch a fish with your bare hands if

your life depended on it

i could do it with my eyes closed i'd

like to see you try

thank you excuse me you're excused

you snooze you lose huh

whoa why am i the one jumping come on

you owned

every obstacle course at the academy

you're gonna nail it well that doesn't

mean that i should be the one

oh whatever we both know you're gonna

wear me down eventually

and a girl you go get that fish

i don't like that they butted in but i

respect it

a wiggling like you could learn a lot

from them i don't think

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oh come on we both have slamming dance

moves

bungee jumping is on my bucket list if i

were actually lame enough to have one

oh this is so tough i never thought

there'd be so many factors to balance

between you

and ah fine

we bungee jump sweet meeting adjourned

hurry dude it's over there

jump down or jump around oh oh oh

definitely

down bungee jumping is totally sick

take her ease chillaxify yourself

what's happened with you let's jet bro

jump time he's trying to be

cool hmm

i can use this you're awesome

and i value your opinion you do

i mean uh cool but if all the teams

choose bungee jumping there's probably a

way

so uh do you think it's worth exercising

another option okay let's rock it

out bro

our life is just so so awesome

i love this

i can't remember how to put this on uh

like this

you attach it to your ankle duh how can

you

even did you just reverse jiu jitsu me

with my own mind trick

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are you okay okay you push me off the

bridge ryan

ah you can't be too mad you set the

world record for the longest belly flop

did i want that record no it's not funny

noah and emma seem a little distracted

today

gee you think steph just jumped

hopefully she gets a fish and it'll be

our go

but we're probably still in last bring

your arm a little higher

okay okay good good good don't lose can

you take a pic of me and no no

now better hurry i can't hold a pose

it's why i'll never compete on the next

massive male model

might as well make the most of our wait

time in paradise right

didn't someone used to say that kind of

stuff to me all the time huh

what's taking so long we still haven't

had a turn i told you you were wasting

time

you are so selfish it makes me crazy you

are so slow it makes me

sick what a contrast gooey love on one

side

no love on the other

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the gods become the second team to

finish the bungee down challenge

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and the cadets go for third

man that fish gave you a good slap down

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is that it oh i don't think that's it

let's do

this

oh devin i think we have to start again

what

what was wrong with it it was perfect

could you just go

we passed i hate how great that

challenge felt

so good the best friends police cadets

and goths are in a foot race for second

carry and devin you're in second place

lady cops welcome to third i can live

with third

gods your fourth yoo-hoo sweaty people

we were wondering when you'd arrive

we've been waiting for hours coming in

first means you get the royal treatment

ice drinks gourmet meals foot rubs food

rubs

i didn't get one of those ah third

we are gonna chew them up like french

toast i'll bring the bacon and hash

browns today's breakfast special

ice dancer sandwiches i love it when you

get like this

we went from near bottom to second place

i mean sure devon is a titch scary but

as long as he stays this driven

we really have a chance at winning this

devon and gary have no chance of winning

this we've added them to our enemies

list

it's getting long fifth place

sixth only three teams remain battling

to not come in last

dad what are you doing i just uh you

know bro find the dance

adding some hip cool juice

check it out i'm moon walking

i've created a monster and it's so lame

you can't jump by yourself noah we

should try it together

that would be so romantic like that

movie about that couple on a sinking

ship

oh i love that movie i've seen it

700 times getting those two together

during the competition

maybe was a bad idea

should we could we we could and should

go

we are in a race still you're so close

and talk about a first kiss story to

tell our kids

god guys the game emma

yeah but my moves are super cool no

they're super not

oh but they're cool uh they're huge men

with face tattoos

so yes automatically awesome yeah but

did i

dad you are not cool you never will be

dad i'm sorry let's just get this over

with him

i would call it noah but it's not cute

enough maybe jake after my ex he called

me too intense

if you can believe it remember the part

where we're trying not to lose

yeah coming i'm just using jake's

hideous teeth to cut up a lock of noah's

hair

you what now obsess much

uh yeah maybe i have an issue

you told me to go for it not like this

the way you're going

you're gonna lose the game and the guy

you know i'm right

we need to run

whoa they're fast girls can't live with

them

can't run as fast as them dwayne senior

dwayne jr

you're in seventh place we did it dad we

sure did son

can we make a good we make a good team

i'm sorry i tried too hard i i just

thought if i could be

you know cooler maybe you'd like being

with me more according to this

i'm supposed to be pulling away a bit

right now what's happening is normal

it doesn't mean you're not cool ish i'm

cool-ish

i'll take it emma kitty emma kitty

sisters you're in eighth place i don't

know what dictionary you use

but its definition of alliance is way

off

i'm sorry noah this is what i was afraid

of

i like you a lot but i can't be with you

not on the show

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oh boy reality tv schmoes

i mean pros i'm afraid your last it's

time to go

oh is what i would have said if this

were an elimination round but it isn't

congratulations guys you're still in the

game

noah noah

ah don't be sad pal there's tons of fish

in the sea

like this one oh i love you noah

how'd you like the old man now huh whoa

dad that is full

on that is cool yeah it's just like

dad according to this magazine only

women get that tattoo

teams remain who's next to go will it be

mother and son

hey find out on the next exciting

episode of

the redonkulous race

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