00x19 - Dude Buggies

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race

the final eight teams went to flores

indonesia there were dragons

and poison great displays of bravery

and a little bit of cuddling the dancers

made a dirty play for gold but the gods

won by a hair

which is a fancy word for rabbit and

sadly

the reality tv pros were sent home after

failing to reach the carpet

but today's a new day and anything can

happen because this

is the redonkulous race

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welcome back to yesterday's chill zone

in flores indonesia

where the gods still giddy from their

latest win wait for the first tip

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we're going to las vegas located in

nevada usa

las vegas is famous for its bright

lights bold entertainment

and very very bad judgment and our seven

remaining teams

won't see any of it instead they'll head

past las vegas to this desert dawn box

to get their next tip

the teams are off and with some stock

footage and clever editing like this

and that an 18-hour flight only lasts

eight seconds you're welcome

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not the worst place we've been agreed we

particularly like the city's

overwhelming feeling of sadness

coming in second again is bad enough

losing to the goss is unacceptable

oh i'm on to them now and i will do

whatever it takes to bring them down

that's why i picked up these garlic and

a wooden steak

oh sakura series are you losing it

they're gods not vampires

aren't they shocked

last week we got a little preoccupied

with the dragon things yeah but this

week we're staying focused

there's no dragons in vegas right dragon

free bro

finally made it through all the stages

of heartbreak taxi

it was tough to keep putting aside my

own needs to be supportive but

now that he's over shelley i'm waiting

for the perfect moment to tell him how i

feel

and let the magic happen taxi i'll admit

it i was depressed for a while but i'm

totally over my breakup with shelly

and there's only one thing that matters

now

when in the race ah what

got one

looks kind of old and slow maybe we

should take the next one

carry a cab's a cab come on

come on chaby really step on it

noah hated cabs he called them germ

incubators

oh so noah i keep falling into noah

dazes

every once in a while you might have to

slap me ow

i meant when i go into a noah days hey

if you're gonna be a lawyer you gotta

learn to be more specific

i can see a perfect outline of my hand

on your face

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it's an either or dune buggy bonanza or

magic show dudes

in this either ore teams can either race

dune buggies around this course and

collect three flags in under a minute or

perform a classic trick from a vegas

magic show and make a lion disappear for

this judge complete

either task and it's a foot race all the

way to

the chill zone as always the last team

to arrive could be headed home

empty-handed and ashamed what you think

dude

dude dude

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magic magic

noah would have loved doing the magic

show

buggies okay so we gotta collect three

flags in one minute or less

one dude controls the buggy with the

remote from that watchtower

the other dude is in the buggy holding

on while collecting the flags and try

not to crash

i know right so awesome and

if the buggy crashes or loses its

passenger we gotta start over

get in bro i'll do the remoting you're

letting me

do the dangerous part best friend

ever all right what do we do

so the assistant goes into one side of

the cage the line is in the other the

cage gets covered

and the magician puts the lever to the

correct position to drop the divider

and the lion off the stage that way the

assistant doesn't get mauled

let's go i'll be the magician no no

the girl is always the assistant the man

is the magician

you better hope that dress can fit over

your thick head oh come on steph be

reasonable

says the guy who dumped me on television

as the cadets and sisters race ahead to

the dawn box to choose an either or

best friends carrie and

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hey driver the next cactus turn west

now that i'm done with my ex winning

this race is all i have left

i'm gonna kick it so far into overdrive

they'll come up with a new word for it

like double drive double overdrive oh

devon drive ready dude

you know it bro drive it like malibu

street racer five

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[Applause]

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all right nice driving bro

what's our time 18

seconds you know what i

hate when people say video games don't

teach you any real life skills

totally take not every teacher i never

listen to

to those people i say did you see how

much we k*lled that challenge

dude i know we should head for the chill

zone but since we're way ahead of

everyone

else you want to go again me too if we

get enough speed off that big dude man i

think we can totally nail a double crop

new foot of rodeo

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sanders i'll do the driving as police

cadets we've been trained to ignore all

the rules of the road

speed limits the right-of-way paying

attention

those rules are for civilians but you'll

pay attention right

which one of us should drive you're

better at video games than me but can

you handle it

i think so i used to be obsessed with

video games

one time i played hockey all-stars for

two days straight i would have kept

going but emma unplugged my game station

and refused to give it back until i took

a shower

she smelled like a bag of wet popcorn

ugh not my finest hour

all right i'm dressed your turn

i have to wear that nah no way i know

i look great i have no problem being the

assistant here

when we scared i'm always the magician

say what i lift you

carry you throw you around all you need

to do is smile and not fall down

wow i hope i do this trick right i'd

hate to watch you get eaten by a lion

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the divider jose can you put the divider

back

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oh great the worst part is that we have

to let the other teams have a turn

before we get to try again that's the

worst part

really yeah

yeah hardy harhar no

it's just that you actually look good in

that thing

i do wait why is that funny

would you get in the cage already

too small oh come on

suck it in

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nice undies hey don't look at my butt

you wish i'd look at your butt

now get in there

i totally looked at his butt i can't

help it it's so round and perky

but it's not cute enough to win the

challenge looks like i have to do

everything myself again

it's an either or buggy bonanza or magic

show

magic show awesome we could do a real

magic trick on an actual las vegas stage

that would be incredible dune buggies

could be tough but then again

magic sounds easy so it's probably super

hard

buggies it is really i don't know well

if you don't know what you want and i

want the buggies it's a pretty simple

answer

buggy time no wait devin wow

now i actually am starting to question

what i want

man it feels good to be back in control

totally focused on the race

i feel like i'm unstoppable spoke too

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soon

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yes

you just cut me off no one cuts me off

i'm just trying to get flags same as you

let it go

let it it go

fun you're gonna have a hard time taking

selfies after i snap your little

toothpick arms off

back off mall cop i've got a brown belt

infusion kickboxing yoga

bring it on princess oh it's already

broke

right whatever

yeah i'm gonna get out of here

i never let anything go when i was six

my babysitter forgot to give me dessert

which

she promised what did you do to her

nothing yet i know where you live

jennifer masterson

maybe putting you in charge of the

controller isn't the best idea

of course it is i'm on fire one time

kitty got pwned online

and she smashed the console and the

living room things got a little out of

hand but i'm cool

i swear i've got this

while the sisters police cadets and ice

dancers struggle to complete the

challenge

and i do mean struggle wow

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the gods take another crack at making

magic happen

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[Laughter]

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oh i mean so sorry for your loss

that is it judge said it was the

greatest trick he'd ever seen

he offered us eight shows a week we said

no just

wearing our happy faces for these

cameras is exhausting

is a lot more fun when it's not your own

vehicle you're smashing up or your body

this time we nail it

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what's with you are you hiding

hamburgers in your dress oh it's not my

fault i'm irresistible

it must be my natural manly musk

yeah that's it all right look we'll try

this again

[Applause]

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we did indeed

it's not my fault my controller's

totally broken

oh dude you're holding it upside down

oopsie

thanks as the dune buggy teams fight for

flags

the haters are flipping their rolls and

crossing their

fingers

what are you doing give it a minute

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yes i messed it up i was trying to keep

the lion

and make stephanie disappear

this is our sixth try stop playing smash

um get me near the flags

you need to chill too macarthur you're

right that sounds like me

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the ice dancers have switched challenges

also mixing things up are the surfers

who've completed their challenge several

times over but have now

traded places

as the cadets and sisters work on

obtaining their last flag the best

friends

work on driving the right way

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no you just need to stop assuming we

always do whatever you want and try

listening to me for once

it's magic time let's do this

as the best friends and ice dancers lose

time switching challenges

our two front runner teams have already

completed the task and are in a foot

race to the chill zone

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how is anyone that quiet congrats on

coming in first again

can we hang some bells around their

necks or something haters you're in

second place

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get off my carpet you definitely drive

me crazy but i sure don't hate finishing

in the top three

hey that's something we have in common

you take the tower

i'll take the buggy

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grabbing flags is the most important

part as if

i'm going to stand back and let leggy

mclion food do it

i'm surprised she gave me the tower

considering how much she enjoys looking

down on people

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emma let's yes sanders i'm proud of my

sister for finishing that challenge

without breaking anything

especially me oh i never would have fed

kitty as the race rage type

makes me like her more everyone's

jetting we should go

but we haven't done the 360 tsunami

let's do that again dude

dude good point

oh man we gotta hurry i don't want to

come in last neither do i

that's why we switched come on cadets

your third

fourth place surfers first to finish

fifth to arrive

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only two teams remain who will make it

to the chill zone next

the pressure is on okay

fingers crossed

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carrie

well are we done five seconds over

oh come on carrie terry

terry what did i do she's my best friend

she's like the the most important person

in my life

and i love her

whoa do i yeah

i do i love carrie

terry where is she i gotta find her

i'm coming baby

okay this is a sign that i need to get

over

devon it's obviously never gonna happen

oh i've wasted so many years maybe

maybe it is time i stand up for myself

no more putting my knees aside for what

he wants

no more trying to make him see how good

we'd be together

i am moving on

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why won't

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carrie there's something i have to do no

time devin we gotta move

carrie is so amazing why didn't i see

this sooner

the two last teams are on their way to

the chill zone but i'll only get to call

one of them a loser

which team will it be

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the ice dancers take sixth place i can't

believe the goths came in first again

i knew i should have used this they're

not vampires

oh at least we didn't finish last and i

got to keep the outfit

did we make it yes

in last place carrie

i'm so sorry it's totally my fault

but i realized something did you realize

this is a non-elimination round

because it is oh no

so all seven teams survive sort of but

only one can win the million

who will it be i guess you'll just have

to tune back in to see more of

the redonkulous race

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