00x23 - Darjeel With It

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last time on the redonkulous race

our teams got down and dirty dirty

dirty most teams rose to the occasion

but

sanders plummeted seven full miles

thanks to macarthur

sanders arm was severely broken but her

spirits weren't

so she decided to stay in the race we're

down to the final five

let's see who's gonna survive on the

redonkulous race

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welcome back to siberia where

yesterday's cheaters

i mean winners are collecting today's

first travel tip

we're going to darjeeling india yes

darjeeling where the world's finest teas

are grown

like assam nilguri and several more i

can't pronounce

teams must fly to bagdogra india then

take taxis here

to the mountains of darjeeling to find

this dawn box with their next travel tip

taxi we call this one

okay what we're down to the final five

every second counts it sure does

except when all the teams are on the

same flight i'm

gonna do it this leg of the race i'm

gonna tell her i love her

i just hope she doesn't kick me in the

kiwis carrie

i love you tencels

um cool i'll be right back oh

okay this is hard ah

if only carrie could understand what i'm

going through

well that guy is oblivious sorry

i didn't mean to

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would you please stop crying can we just

move on

if that's what you want then that's what

i'll do from here on in what you say

goes

you taking orders from me that'll be the

day

i know what you're thinking macarthur

it's the final five

you've carried your team this far why

change it up now well

sometimes friendship is more important

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this humidity is bad for my hair tell me

about it

oh so hot and sweaty i could cook a race

in my armpits

that's pungent too much information

gotta make it

tea time please let it be iced tea

wouldn't that be nice but no each racer

must strap on one of these baskets and

fill it to the brim with these

tea leaves once full teams must bring

their basket to this local

if she approves of their haul she'll

give them their next tip

it's like like being inside the sun

just focus on the challenge don't think

about the heat how do i not think about

the heat

my skin is melting this is impossible

i can't do it hey now remember last

year's city marathon

when i wanted to quit what did you say

to me huh

one step at a time okay then

so let's do it one leaf at a time

i had been pushing myself very hard up

to that point

uh-huh and it was really hot uh-huh i

don't do well in heat so

uh-huh say uh-huh again the time to win

the sisters is now

well it was actually last round but

somebody had an accident

tough break

[Laughter]

what too soon a broken arm is no excuse

for failure

i once broke an arm dislocated a jaw i

knocked out four teeth in the middle of

a performance

and i still won all we have to do is

open the bottoms of their baskets

without them noticing

but we need a diversion i'm your gal i

can do fake injuries

real injuries real injuries that were

supposed to be fake bird calls

goat calls ox mating calls check this

out

i'm calling the shots remember fine you

do the ox mating call we're not getting

involved

i don't want to get hit with a penalty

but it's perfect

the sisters don't suspect a thing the

answer is still

no well fine then this round it's every

team for itself

which means in case you didn't figure it

out that you two are in our cross

target thingies the bullseye on the

we're coming for you two now get ready

leadership is tough and you can't

question your decisions that's

my job oh my back is an agony how do

people do this all day

are you stuck do you want help no

i could do it myself one

step at a time like you said

steph has a really hard time asking for

help one time we went out for burgers

and she couldn't get the cap off the

ketchup bottle she broke a fork

a chair and a table before she asked for

help

can you guys pick somewhere else and

where did you have in mind

how about anywhere but here we know

you're up to something how naive do you

think we are

excuse my pardon wait fine

you're right but we're not here to cheat

against you

we're here to cheat with you it's time

for a new alliance

we want your help to eliminate the

haters and why should we believe you

because when we see weakness we attack

it

and right now you are not the weakest

team here

oh come on okay

i believe you whoa steph's brain is

snapped like a pencil

oh you're good i know

sometimes i even impress myself thanks

but no thanks we have no interest in

cheating

and i'm pretty sure the haters will take

themselves out but more importantly

because we're better than that yeah that

too fine play it safe

it's your funeral it's not good telling

them to beat it

playing dirty never works kitty does

your basket feel light

they tricked us by pretending they

weren't tricking us

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all the teams are scrambling to finish

first who will it be

whose drive and determination will

launch them into first place

ahead of everyone else here by you guys

again

why can't you just get eliminated

already in your dreams

yes i do dream about it and what sweet

sweet dreams they are

it's all there get sent reeling on the

darjeeling

this is the darjeeling express train

cars here alternate

between people animal people animal and

so on

each team will be assigned to one of the

passenger cars based on the order in

which they arrive

but here's the kicker before the train

reaches the chill zone station

teams will have to fight their way here

to the front car in order to exit

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we might be one hand down but we're

still in this yeah

i'm used to working short-handed

remember during that triathlon we were

biking up that steep hill

i was slowing up and you said don't let

this hell beat you when i know you can

beat this hill

i did i did say that but no points babe

you can beat this hill it's showtime

show me

yeah way to rip steph wait a rip

finished let's go go go baby

you did it you did great oh that's gotta

be enough

i did it forget that

i'm not gonna let some breeze take us

out come

on i'm right behind you

oh yeah um pretty sure the leaves are

supposed to be

in the basket

good enough for me

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the train is now on its way the ice

dancers are in the front car

followed by the best friends cadets

sisters

and the daters that's if they can catch

it yeah this is us

ryan

hello racers in cars two through five

you are free to begin making your way to

cabin one

now so we just have to sit here and let

the other teams catch up

i guess so or

we could bury the cadets and everyone

else too

they can't get to our car if their cars

aren't attached to it

well what are you waiting for

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okay we only have one car to get through

we can do this actually while we're

still alone there's something i gotta

say

what is it

i thought i might get kicked in the

kiwis but the goat was a surprise

[Applause]

i know i should tell her to stand down

but when she gets that look at her eye

it's hard to say no

that poor bowl uh i hope you like

chicken

you ready on three one two

three

wow chickens are tough i think i

swallowed one

and we've got three more cars to get

through we're not gonna make it

i have an idea you know how most train

windows have signs that say keep your

arms in

yeah well this one doesn't so whatever

this is so unsafe let's get back inside

oh come on you never take risks oh like

that time you went to bargaining

blindfolded

oh emma loves bringing up the

blindfolded tobogganing story

it speaks to the reckless behavior

kitties displayed her entire life

i was 10. come on live a little

she slammed into a tree and then lived a

little in the hospital for two weeks

okay um ready to try again

not um not just yet

kenny hey neighbor you okay jeff took a

goat to the crotch

can we follow you sure let's all die

come on

up we should hang with dev and carry

more with the axes focused on us we need

all the help we can get

i guess aside from us they're the only

same team left

come on devin we're almost there so

carrie how's it going with

devin hardly talks to me anymore and

what he does

is just awkward small talk and i know i

said i was over him but

but

or not i can't remember the last time i

sweated like this

i'm soaked here dry off thanks

and thanks for the coaching you did back

there too i gotta tell you

it felt good to be the strong one for a

change you kept me in the game

thanks partner i learned all of that

from you

you make what you make me a better

partner

i'm gonna give myself a hemorrhoid

hello maybe you should try the lever

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the cars are separating what do we do we

jump

come on

not again

jumping from train car to train car as

they're separating way crazier than

blindfolded we had no other option it

wasn't thrill-seeking

big difference yeah but you kind of

loved it

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that was close

i can't get the door open

yeah you better run the train

devon unhooked it damn it that was a

big mistake what was oh the train

no i hey best friend guess what

you are now our worst enemy oh good

devon won't talk to me and now the

cadets hate us

just wait door's locked

there's no way in where's carrie can't

you pick the lock or something

i don't know how to pick a lock you

could try what what's carrie doing

is she okay oh what do you care

i i i do care you don't act like you

care

well i do okay i'm i'm in love with her

are you kidding me are you kidding

me what kitty means is

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with you you turkey come on kitty let's

go try to get that door open

carrie loves me and she always has oh

man

when i tell her i love her boom

relationship on we'll remember that

moment for the rest of our lives

hey carrie hey

hey i was uh i was gonna wait but

wait wait for once

uh

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i've been so horrible to you this entire

race ah

we both got carried away started

competing with each other

we forgot what brought us together our

love

of beating other people yes

are you gonna kiss me are you just gonna

talk all

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us back together i did not see that

coming

well at least if we go home today it

won't be a total loss

but let's not go home am i right baby

you've never been

ryder oh

they must have gone over the cars

instead of through them smart

what if all the teams did that what if

we're in last place

with no way to catch up we'd be toast

are you thinking what i'm thinking no

i'm thinking what i'm thinking which is

probably different i'm thinking we

should ride the bull

the only problem is how if we could

sneak up on it

or that'll work

maybe this isn't the best time to say

what i need to say

just tell me i can take it carrie

i don't love unibrows or utensils

okay i

we're gonna win this race but not as the

haters as the

daters is this train still moving

uh no it isn't run

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homie i'm coming first place

ice dancers rule oh

yeah in your face

ice dancers you're in first if no one

makes it in the next hour

you have a penalty us

what did we do seriously you thought i

wouldn't notice the rest of the train is

missing

oh whatever the other teams are miles

away there's no chance

first place goes to the sisters

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what does dawn have against us are we

too talented

too attractive to all of the above

devin you're alive i just hurt my ankle

it's not bad now that's

bad and the cadets take second

i'd rather take first but any day we

beat those ice for brains jerks is a

good day

good call on not joining up with him

again way to lead partner

are you okay anything broken

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no carrie i just ow

good gotta get to the carpet

and the best friends take third that

leaves the haters

and the ice dancers how are you feeling

about your chances now

never better a minute away from the end

of your penalty and here come the haters

pump those legs to victory

tick tock tick tock each second passing

slower than the last

the haters are going to make it you mean

the date is done

that's right we're dating again and

we're going to win

with love

that was heartwarming but you missed one

important step what step

that one your penalty is expired

ice dancers you're in fourth

what and haters you're last it's daters

whatever you're out you had to get

romantic then

what you kissed me i couldn't help

myself look at you you're hotter than

the sun

ah girl style we didn't win but we

actually did some amazing

things as a team partner when things got

hot

we took the heat and pushed each other

when needed which was a lot

even carried each other sometimes and

when we failed the first time

we tried again this experience has made

us a better

stronger couple i know what i want now

and it's stephanie and i

want ryan ryan and 380 pounds max

deadlift

hey whoa babe save that cozy topper when

we get home

oh yeah that's gonna last who will

survive the next set of challenges

the only way to find out is to keep

watching the redonkulous race

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