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00x24 - Last Tango in Buenos Aires

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Total Drama". Aired: July 8, 2007 to present.*
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.

00x24 - Last Tango in Buenos Aires

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last time on the redonkulous race

sanders wore her new cast and the pants

as macarthur let her take charge of all

team decisions

devon told the sisters the truth about

his feelings for carrie sometimes the

truth hurts

maybe next time he should tell carrie

the evil axis lived up to its name and

quickly fell apart

evilly the haters fell back in love and

returned to being the daters

right before they became the losers and

got sent home

we're down to our final four teams

battling it out for

one million dollars who will survive the

next set of challenges

time to find out here on the redonkulous

race

[Music]

welcome back to darjeeling india where

yesterday's winners

sisters emma and kitty are about to

receive today's first tip

we're going to argentina auto photo the

capital of argentina buenos aires is a

world-class city famous for its love of

football

theater and delicious red meat once

teams land they'll find the dawn box at

the airport with their next tip

not bad tips in hand

all three teams are now racing to the

airport to get seats on the next flight

out

looks like the sisters are in the lead

they're strong competitors

but all i want to do is get rid of those

annoying ice dancers

leave them to me i know how to make

people heart

sorry again how's your ankle totally

fine i bet today

nothing goes wrong oh don't say that ugh

now something is guaranteed to go wrong

[Music]

faster if the other teams catch an

earlier flight i'm going to do something

bad

very bad you know you can't crash

airplanes with your mind right

no zach i don't know that do you

come on move it ah

a lineup great hurry up get us in the

sky

oh don't mind them they're our friends

and they're just worried they won't get

their usual seats at the very back of

the plane

do you think you could save those seats

for them

all the teams are now on the same flight

but two of them

almost wish they weren't

oh sitting beside the bathrooms is the

worst

it was the sisters they sweet talked the

ticket guy into sticking us with the

worst seats on the entire plane

oh come on how long is this flight to

buenos aires

24 hours those sisters are toast

i don't think i've ever seen you drink

tea just

tense a little just uh figured you know

tea i'm in love with carrie but every

time i try to tell her i get all

tongue-tied and bail

i just have to do it today is the day

anywho uh here's the thing there's a

thing

yeah i guess i'm just i'm kind of i

i just i just need to say something and

[Music]

have you told her yet i wanted to but i

got nervous and

and you peed yourself no i did myself

devin you need to tell her

our teams arrive in buenos aires and the

sisters take an early lead

there's a dawn box

it's an all-in tango takedown

for this all-in challenge teams must

head here to the national academy of

tango to learn

and then perform this passionate

argentinian dance

one misstep means starting over but get

a thumbs up from this local tango

instructor whose name i never

learned and it's another cab ride to

this

ranch where they'll find the dawn box

with their next tip

normally i hate it when you dress them

up but this one i love

a tango challenge

see we are ice dancers if you take the

word ice away from that

what are you left with dancers why not

just hand us a million dollars

i'm worried about this challenge i'm not

much of a dancer

don't worry i'm a great dancer just hang

on tight cause i'm gonna twirl you like

a human baton

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

the tango isn't that kind of a romantic

dance

my act shelly made me take dance lessons

and we got pretty good at the tango

at the end there's always a dip perfect

time to make my move

the grand gesture the yeah yeah the kiss

we get it it's about time just do it

already

kitty and i will be fine we used to

dance together all the time when we were

kids

and to help emma get ready for prom

which worked out because when no boys

asked her we went together

kitty oops okay here we go

one two three

[Music]

this is bogus a dance challenge when one

of the teams just happens to be dancers

yeah why hasn't there been a chase a bad

guy for three blocks tackle them cuffing

to a fence while you go back and look

for your sandwich challenge

for example we're not graceful like

jacques and jose so we gotta bring some

serious energy to this

agreed 800 percent

[Music]

and yeah ow

crud what was wrong with that judge

needs to open his eyes

he couldn't we were sitting on him okay

just maintain eye contact and follow my

lead whatever you say

homie

[Music]

carrie oh right neal sniffer

i'll get some tissues i'm nervous when i

get nervous i make mistakes

i need to focus focus devon

[Music]

can you take a pic no time let's go

about your watch right um gaucho for

this botcher watch the team member who

didn't play ring toss in the arctic gets

to ride a horse

and use a traditional boleodora to tie

up their team's designated emu

once their emu is wrapped up they must

bring it by taxi to the chill zone

located here atop mount akunkagua in the

andes but hurry

the last team to arrive may be heading

home

back at the academy the best friends

aren't letting a little thing like a

nosebleed stop them

ah i'm sorry

way to hurt your partner i mean

it happens this is ridiculous

i bet no one else in the world ever had

this much trouble trying to tell their

best friend they're in love with them

okay we know the moves this time let's

slow it down a little

got it on it let's do this thing whoa

we are k*lling it

you have more roses right

oops i accidentally got vegetable oil

all over the sisters

emu i hope that doesn't make the

challenge harder for them

easy

[Music]

we got the tip while poopy in the face

i'm frustrated that we still don't know

how to work well

as a team there's no i in team but mix

up the letters and

you've got meat

[Music]

where did you even get that forget it i

don't want to know argentina

it's a botcher watch and it's your turn

to botch nice horsey

now which mew is ours there

um is it just me or does our emu look

suspiciously oily

oh we should have known what makes you

think we did it

yes come back when you have some proof

[Music]

that evidence is circumstantial lawyer

girl oh and

thank you for selecting our seats on

that flight so kind

it's called karma and there's plenty

more of it coming your way

yeah what are you doing dear karma

i found two people you seem to have

missed check your record books and

please correct this

at your earliest convenience

sweet it's my turn to botch tell you the

truth i'm just happy to be away from

bossypants grumpster mcarmcast

now i'm on a horse and i'm in charge

i said george yiddy up

great

this might be a tough one while the

sisters find themselves in a slippery

situation

the best friends are still at the

academy dancing like no one's watching

cause no one wants to ow

sorry my bad

ah why can't i get this right

i don't know but is there a way to get

it wrong without

hurting me look i know how to do this

shelly and i used to

i don't care what you and shelley used

to do okay

come on

[Music]

okay just a little more

and dip

[Music]

yes

oh man

[Applause]

hmm the best friends finally arrive and

join the other teams struggling with

this botcher watch

oh i have you now

oh this stupid oil

like i said we need to go this way

carrie carrie huh

oh what what is it i'm really sorry

about the dance

not now we've got to catch up yeah

come on you mangy fleabag get up

like i have to yell to get the stupid

thing to listen that must be frustrating

yeah you have no idea up

up up up up good horse

you're on our team and teammates listen

to each other okay

our emu is over there go get him

[Music]

whoa check me out now why can't that

kind of talk work on macarthur

my shirt refuses to absorb the oil it's

polyester's only downfall

polyester is the only fabric that moves

as beautifully as we do have you ever

tried doing a triple lots wearing cotton

of course you haven't because it would

be impossible

the bowl won't stay on the emu it's too

greasy

i know but you can't quit just keep

trying and i'll think of something

[Music]

ah that is it

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

oh i need something to absorb all this

oil off my hands or i'll never be able

to

my ends are dry i can't believe you

sacrificed your hair so that we can i

don't want to talk about it

freeze dirtbag

boom you have the right to be rotisserie

yeah i don't know if they eat these

things or what but it felt like a cool

thing to say

[Music]

the race for first place is underway

but for the sisters things are still

going downhill

[Music]

literally

yes sure i snapped a selfie what am i

ever gonna slide down a mountain riding

in emu again

hopefully never phew

we've all survived now i just gotta get

you back up top

oh emma what are you doing down here

i just saw my little sister fall down a

mountain and i was worried

are you okay i'm okay i'm okay

wanna help me carry the emu ew no it

smells like expired cheese

i didn't mean to hurt the emu's feelings

i was just stating a fact the truth

hurts

come on devin get your head in the game

the first two teams are racing into the

chill zone area

it's the police cadets and the ice

dancers in a foot race to the finish

line

it looks like the cadets are no no ice

dancers have just taken it the cadets

pull ahead

who's it going to be

[Music]

ice dancers take first ice dancers i

can't believe it what a glorious

oh and the cadets come in second

in your face no cops

two teams are now one step closer to the

million dollar prize

and the other two teams are fighting to

avoid elimination

come on devin you can do it where did

the sisters go oh

no are we in last place

grab the bird got him

done uh are we the last team

yeah i think we're done come on let's go

get eliminated

wait no i need to tell you

i'm in love with you like really really

in love with you

and i'm sorry it took me so long to see

it to see just

how how great you are and if there's any

chance at all that you feel the same way

about me

the sisters that means we're still in

the race okay

grab the bird we gotta go it's carrie

and devon

and they're leaving we need to tie up

this bird now here

be ready what are you doing helping my

big sister pay for law school

you okay i'm good let's go

the sisters are catching up i see a taxi

hey

they're getting into a cab here comes

another one taxi

follow the cab whatever you do don't let

that other taxi pass us

the last two teams are on their way

they're gonna have to put their

friendship aside in order to win

it's gonna be another close one

for true love and third place goes to

[Music]

the best friends

[Music]

how do i steer this thing

accidentally right yes

but hey don said it's not an elimination

round so

we get to stay that's good news right

oh i love you i love you so much

i love you too i'm gonna be okay hi

this is more of a rhetorical question

but will you be continuing with the race

no can do i'm so sorry carrie

oh i'm just happy you're alive

any team in the final four forced to

leave due to a medical emergency

must choose a previously eliminated team

to bring back into the race

it's crazy who will they pick the hater

daters

i hope it's noah no wait no i don't i

don't care who it is we're just going to

send them back home again

okay well they sacrifice themselves for

us in vietnam so

we choose the surfers done carrie and

devin good luck with

all of that all right the servers are

awesome

sorry let's go

[Music]

the best friends are gone but the

surfers return four teams will buy for

the million who will

win keep watching the redonkulous race

it was a super hard race but you were my

hero the whole time

i had a blast too

i love you too devon

[Music]

did you say shelly just stop talking and

rest now

no seriously stop talking

[Music]