01x04 - Sunako, You're Needed

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Hiroshi here.

Human life is ephemeral, but beautiful
and can be scary too.

Turning Sunako into a wonderful
lady is our mission.

But how?

We just have to take some time
and do it diligently.

Oh, I hate stuff like that!

Don't be like that.
Slow and steady is the way to go.

I'm sorry.

Ah, kimi wo omou yoru wa

Amaku kaoru kaze no naka ni

Nagusameru you na

Yasashisa ga boku wo toori sugiru yo

The Wallflower

Itai hodo shitteru yo

Kaiwa ga togirete shimattara kanashii tte

Ima no goku wa kodoku to iu jiyuusa kara

Hazurete shimatta ato

Ah, kimi wo omou yoru wa

Amaku kaoru kaze no naka ni

Nagusameru you na

Yasashisa ga kokoro toori sugiru yo

I have no money.

What? But you were working part-time!

I got fired.

Who did you beat up this time?

The president of the company.

Why would you do such a thing?!

Good grief, why can't you
just control yourself?

'Cuz he touched my a*s!

Use words before your hand!

I can't !

Do you know what it's like to
be groped by a dude?!

No! But you still have to control yourself!

Kyohei, Takenaga, just calm down!

Oh, hey, you know what I've heard?

At tomorrow's school cultural festival,
if people pick your stall as the best one,

you'll win a prize of 500,000 yen!



Well, after dividing that with your classmates,
your cut would be 12,500 yen though.



All right, I'm not gonna be
outdone by your class!

But we're not participating!

What? Why?

I'm supposed to give a tour to some
girls from another school!

And I'll be...

Lovey-dovey with Noi!

What did you just say? What did you just say?
At the cultural festival, you can hook up with
girls from the other schools all you want.

I'll take love over money.

Yeah, yeah.

Speaking of which, what is your class
going to do for the festival, Sunako?

Huh?

Creepy!

Mori High Festival

Mori High Festival
Entrance

MoriHigh Festival

MoriHigh Festival
Looks like we're going to have a lot
of people from outside today!

MoriHigh Festival
What did you expect? We have
those four in our school!

Yuki!

Takenaga!

Ranmaru!

Kyohei!

They're so dreamy!

Rock-a-bye baby...

What's that?!
In the tree top...

In the tree top...

When the wind blows the cradle will rock...

Why is a girl like her living with
those hot guys anyway?!
When the wind blows the cradle will rock...

Yeah, she may be the niece of
their landlord, but so what?
When the wind blows the cradle will rock...

Yeah, she may be the niece of
their landlord, but so what?

Waaaaagh! Waaaaagh!

The girls are running away.

All right, I'm gonna do my best
and win the prize money!

I see you're all fired up!
You're gonna do a takoyaki shop, right?

Heeee... Heeee.... Heeee....

Sh.. She's fired up too.

Sunako...

I'm so scared!

Oops! Damn!

TAKOYAKI

What time do you close your shop?

I'm gonna buy ten of them so kiss me!

I'll eat a hundred of them so give me a hug!

The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!

In case you're invited to formal dinner...

Do you know how to use this bowl?

WRONG!

The water inside the finger bowl
is to wash your fingers!

Splash, splish, splash, splish!

WRONG AGAIN!

Putting both hands in the water at
the same time is a big no-no!

Wash one hand at a time and do it quietly!

That's a pain in the a*s!

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued
That's a pain in the a*s!

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

TAKOYAKI

So irritated...

So irritated...
I need to be patient.
This is all for 12,500 yen... 12,500 yen...

So irritated...

So irritated...
C'mon, move! Move!

C'mon, move! Move!

What's your problem, ugly?!

What did you just say?

Get out of here!

All right, if you're buying
please get in line, kids.

I couldn't believe it at first, but pretty boy
Takano is making takoyaki for real!

You're so cool!

I wanna be like you!

Oops, my hand slipped!

Dude, his nasty-looking takoyaki
is looking even nastier now!

What? I didn't realize that stuff was takoyaki!

I could've sworn they were mud ba*ls!

Hey...

What? You want a piece of me, eh?!

Sizzling. . .

What the hell did you do that for?

Let's kick his a*s!

Irritated
Let's kick his a*s!

Irritated
Don't irritate me any more than
you already have!

Don't irritate me any more than
you already have!

Get his a*s!

You tryin' to get between me
and my 12,500 yen?!

Who gives a damn!

What the hell are you talking about?
Who gives a damn!

What the hell are you talking about?
Are you stupid or what?

Are you stupid or what?

Wh.. What's that?

I don't know...

Hey, they said something
exploded over there!

Really? Let's go check it out!

They said " exploded" ...

More importantly, Takenaga, I wanna go
check out that over there!

Okay...

They said it was gas.

It exploded, right? One of the stalls, huh?

Shut up!

Um, if you wouldn't mind...

Could we walk around together?

Isn't there anywhere quiet?

Huh? Horror house?

HORROR HOUSE
Huh? Horror house?

HORROR HOUSE

Hiroshi... Akira... Josephine...

This is an oasis.

All I need is to be surrounded by stuff I
like and not have to be with anyone.

I love them... I love them all!

I am so happy!

Su.. Sunako Nakahara!

Creature of Light?! Don't you come in here!

Why not? Let me in.

Please, don't come in!

I understand how you feel for the first time.
Please, don't come in!

I understand how you feel for the first time.
I said, don't come in! Not here! No way!

I understand how you feel for the first time.
It's so bright! It's so bright! I'm gonna melt!

It's so bright! It's so bright! I'm gonna melt!

Sob, sob, sob, sob...

Sob, sob, sob, sob...
Sob, sob, sob, sob, sob, sob...

Sob, sob, sob, sob, sob, sob...

This is so relaxing,
just let me cry alone.

HORROR HOUSE

HORROR HOUSE
No way! What do we do if
someone comes in here?

No way! What do we do if
someone comes in here?

We'll be fine, since I'm the head of
the executive committee here.

Really? But is it okay for you
to be slacking off like this?

Don't worry about it. I'm just gonna dump
all the work on that creepy girl!

More importantly, come on...

Yeah?
More importantly, come on...

Go ahead, I'm all yours.

Hehehehehehehehehe...

Na.. Nakahara?!

Hey, you...

Wh.. What's this?

St.. Stop it!

M.. My leg! H.. H.. Hand! My leg!

Dump it all on Nakahara, huh?
That's unacceptable.

Kyo.. Kyohei Takano?!
N.. No, it's not like that at all!

What do you mean it's not like that? Well?!

We already promised her that we'd
give her all the prize money

if we're picked as the best stall!

What? You're not lying to me, are you?


What? You're not lying to me, are you?


I'm not! I'm not!


Like we'd actually win the first prize anyway!



Do you want this pink one instead?

I don't know.

Yuki!

COTTON CANDY

COTTON CANDY
I don't know...

I don't know...

So anyway, so anyway...

Takenaga!

Kyo.. Kyohei?!

So anyway! So anyway!

You guys are my angels...

Ranmaru!
You guys are my angels...

So, we should work together and make
this Horror House a success!

I smell personal greed.

My angels...

You're just after that 500,000 yen, right?

I... I guess you could say that,
but if we had 500,000 yen,

even if we failed to turn
Sunako Nakahara into a lady,

it'd still help us with the rent, right?

That makes sense.

Even if we split it among the five of us,
everyone will get 100,000 yen each!



That aside, we just can't sit here...

And watch you help Sunako all by yourself.

Exactly!

Guys!

Stop it! Stop clinging to me!

MoriHigh
Festival

MoriHigh
Festival
Hey, where should we go next?

MoriHigh
Festival
Let's see...

MoriHigh
Festival
Pardon me, you beautiful young ladies.

Pardon me, you beautiful young ladies.

Huh?

Would you like to come to the Horror House?

We're coming!

We're coming in...

Coming in...
We're coming in...

Coming in...

What's this?

They just have a few displays.

Oh no, that doll is so creepy!

Did you just call me a doll? How insultinng!

Did you call us creepy?
What kind of greeting is that?

Hey, it talked!

No way!

Goth, goth, loli, loli, goth, goth,
loli, loli, goth, goth , loli, loli...

Waaaugh!
Goth, goth, loli, loli, goth, goth,
loli, loli, goth, goth , loli, loli...

Waaaugh!
We wish you ill luck!

We wish you ill luck!

Goth, goth!

Loli, loli!

Huh?

Wh.. What is this?
Is it a real doll this time?

So beautiful... Is it okay to touch it?

Waaaaugh!

Pretty good, Kyohei.

You're the best when it comes to the evil glare.

Why am I the only one in drag?

Because you're not scary.

That can't be helped.

Why? I can do it too!

Check her out! She's cute!

We'll buy her yakisoba later,
and have her hang out with us!

Sounds like a plan!

Hey! Hey, Nakahara!

Sunako Nakahara!

Where are you? Stop hiding!

Hey!

Jeez! We're trying to liven it up for her,
but she's still being sneaky.

Sneaky... Sneaky...

What the hell are you doing here?
Stop hiding and get out here, dammit!

I don't wanna get in front of people!
I don't wanna get in front of people!

But 500,000 yen is on the line!


Why don't you get a part-time job?
You know, a job dealing with girls!

I can't , so I have no choice!

Why not?

I don't know. I don't have a reason.

I just don't wanna kiss someone's a*s with
a fake smile on my face. That's all.

SELFISH
I just don't wanna kiss someone's a*s with
a fake smile on my face. That's all.

SELFISH
That's called being selfish!

Oh, shut up! You're hiding because
you're selfish too, aren't you?

But that's because I'd actually melt.

Don't give me that crap!

Come on, let's go!

No! No!

I said, come on!

No means no!

Come on!

No!

THROB

Ah, that hurt! Can't they even make
a decent shelf? Ouch...

Huh? Look, you're bleeding.

Are you all right?

SPLASH

SPLASH
Not again!

Not again!

I did it again!

Damn it, get up! I said, get up!

This is it, right? Supposedly there's a
super good-looking wax doll in here!

Are you sure that's true?

Oh, no! Don't do it! Don't look at us!
Don't suck our blood!

Suck my blood!

Me too!

Unbelievable...

Why?

But now...

The 500,000 yen is ours!

Anmitsu

MoriHighSohool CulturalFestival

MoriHighSohool CulturalFestival
All right, let's start the
closing party, shall we?

MC
All right, let's start the
closing party, shall we?

MC
Come on, come on, come on!

MC
No!

No!

Oh, don't say that!

I absolutely refuse!

Everyone, hold her down!

Noooooo!

You've got the lead role,
so you need to look pretty!

Okay, let's go!

Hey, wait a second!
Aren't we going to change?

We won't be able to prove that we did the
Horror House unless we look like this, right?

C.. Can I change at least?

Nope!

Closing party, closing party! Girls, girls!

Contestant No. 25, I'll sing,
" The Northern Bar on a Foggy Night Blues" !

Just kidding!

Old men, boys and girls! Old women,
young men and ladies! Young and Old!

I know you all have been waiting
for this moment!

Now I'm going to announce the
best stall of the festival!

Well, drum roll please!

Sorry, we're late!

Hey, you're so late! What took you so long?!

I'm sorry!

Shhh! Be quiet!

Glorious first place goes to!

Class 1-G's Horror House!

All right!

We did it!
All right!

We did it!

We did it!
Sob, sob, sob...

Sob, sob, sob...

Mori High School Cultural Festival

Mori High School Cultural Festival
Congratulations, guys!

Congratulations, guys!

Tell us how you feel right now!

I don't think I can lose!

But you've already won...

Oh, anyway, where's Nakahara,
the star of this stall?

She's right... She's gone!

Maybe she's gone to the bathroom.

She went there really fast, didn't she?

There are too many people...

There are too many people...

Next, we're going to announce who will be
our Miss & Mister Mori High School!

Huh? What's that?

We didn't hear anything about that.

Of course, you haven't !
Because I made it up just now,

so this is my personal choice!
Mister Mori High School is...



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Like I care...

For Takano, prize money of 100,000 yen
and free meal tickets for one whole year!



Boy, it was a close contest!

The fact that both Ranmaru Morii and
Takenaga Oda were accompanied by girls

was the decisive factor in this contest!

There's nothing I could do about that.

Because you just won't catch me not
being surrounded by girls anyway!

YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Takenaga is mine and mine only!

Noi...



Kyohei Takano has won the glorious title
of Mister Mori High School!

Objection!
Objection!

Objection!

I have an objection to the Mister
Mori High School selection!

And Class 1-G will refuse to
accept the first prize!

Mumble

Because these four aren't students of 1-G!

What did you say, you jerk?
Come up here, now!

Kyohei, calm down!

And Takano being chosen as Mister Mori
High School doesn't make sense either!

He's the guy who caused the gas expl*si*n!

Look at his injury!
Kyohei Takano did it to him!

A violent man gets chosen to be Mister
Mori High School? That ain't right!

We denounce Kyohei Takano as
Mister Mori High School!

Stop being bitter about it!

You'd never be able to complete against
Kyohei in a million years!

That's right!

That's right-nne!

We denounce his nomination!

Shut your ugly faces!

Who are you calling ugly?!

All men besides Kyohei are ugly!
No competition whatsoever!

What did you say?!

What's your problem?!

ROAAAAAR! WHAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM?

ROAAAAAR! WHAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM?
It's not my fault! It's not my fault!

We're ready to do whatever it takes
for Kyohei's victory! Yeah!

You'll never beat us!

Everyone, please calm down!
It's not my fault!

Man...

H.. Hey, Kyohei, what are you
going to do about this?

Who cares?

Kyohei!

Let them do as they like.

Ouch!

This place is pretty relaxing too...

A skull, a skeleton, a worn out cranium...

Sunako!

It's not the time to be polishing skulls!

It's the Creature of Light series!

GRAB
It's the Creature of Light series!

GRAB

It's all right, just come with me!

No, it's not all right!

We're not ugly!

Yes, you are! Yes, you are!

Are you okay, my little dove?

Y.. Yes!

Sunako, that's enough already!
Get up and walk!

Ouch!

Noi!

Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay! I'm not okay at all!

Hey, now...

Very nice to meet you!

I decided to do this the moment
I first laid eyes on you!

Please...

Please...

Please be friends with us!

I'm sorry! I mean, I'm a man!

I don't care, just give me my 600,000 yen!

Why are you so hung up on the prize money?

Isn't it easier to find a part-time job?

It's not easier.

What?

It doesn't matter if it's brain work or physical
work, when it comes to business owners,

whether they're women or men,
they're a bunch of sexual-harassers.

Thank you!

Oh, Takano, I know it won't
hurt to ask you this,

but don't you want to make
even more money?

As long as you're okay with it, I'll pay you
double what you're making now.

No, I'll make it three times,
even four times more!

Are you serious?

It's not a bad deal, is it?

You gotta be kidding me!

Hey, you're one hard-working kid,
you know that?

Oh, thanks!

Look here, if you wanna make more money,
I might be able to help you out on that.

Really?

Yeah, sure! The more I see it,
the better your a*s looks!

Don't be breathing heavily
on other people's asses!

Thank You for
Your Cooperation

Takenaga would tell me that I need to be
patient whenever I'd get a new job,

and so I'd tell myself to stay cool
and be patient, but...

Some employers were happy because I brought
a lot of customers to their businesses, but...

Takano, what time do you get off today?

Wanna go hang out with me after work?

Hey, I was first!

No, I was!

Excuse me, ladies...

COLDSTARE
Excuse me, ladies...

You stay out of this!

The store would get packed with
a bunch of annoying people,

who wouldn't buy anything
and sometimes they'd break stuff.

I got fired eventually.

Oh, no...

It's always the same thing.

It's just not for me to begin with.

It's not for you?

Maybe my existence itself is a problem.

Kyohei Takano! What the hell are you doing,
being all relaxed?!

Remember you're the cause of this mess!

Shut your mouth!
What the hell do you want?

Get your a*s up!
I'm gonna settle this with you!

Fine...

Bring it on!

Mori High School Cultural Festival

Mori High School Cultural Festival
What's going on?

Mori High School Cultural Festival
It scared me!
What's going on?

Mori High School Cultural Festival
It scared me!

What's that?

A gh.. ghost!

You're mine!

What a fool...

She disappeared!

Where did she go?
She disappeared!

Where did she go?

Where did she go?
That was awesome!

That was awesome!

Well, let's pretend nothing happened,

and move on to the announcement
of Miss Mori High School now!

It is her, the one who played the role of
the antique doll at the Horror House!

Huh? Me?!

Grand total 700,000 yen!
That's 1 40,000 yen each, huh?

You and Sunako should split it.

What?

He's right, you're the one
who did all the work

and Sunako was the one who saved us
from the pinch we were in!

Besides, we're all about love,
not money, you know?

You guys!

I LOVE YOU
You guys!

I LOVE YOU
Stop it!

I don't need it either.

Y.. Y.. You...

She's a nice person.

She is.
She's a nice person.

She is.

She sure is.

But instead, I want you to
never bother me again.

You too?!
But instead, I want you to
never bother me again.

You too?!

Smooch
You! You! You!

You! You! You!

Smooch
You! You! You!

You! You! You!

Smooch
You! You! You!

Smooch

SWEATY. . .

DRENCH

Su.. Su.. Sunako!

Sunako, get a hold of yourself!

Idiot! Idiot! Kyohei, you idiot!

Hello? Thank you for your love call!

Huh? Kyohei Takano?

Hello?

The repair fees related to
the gas expl*si*n?



Mumble Mumble Sob Sob Sob
Die, k*ll me, get k*lled, die...

Mumble Mumble Sob Sob Sob
Money... Money is 700,000 yen...

Mumble Mumble Sob Sob Sob
That money is...

Mumble Mumble Sob Sob Sob

Mumble Mumble Sob Sob Sob
Oh, no!

Mumble Mumble Sob Sob Sob
How did this happen?

Mumble Mumble Sob Sob Sob
Help us!

Mumble Mumble Sob Sob Sob

Sunako, You're Up!

Nugui toreta nowa

Hitotaba no yaiba de

Kou aishita yo, waiting, waiting

Feruto no hanabira de, waiting

Mou aenai yo, waiting, waiting

Kimi ga inai umi de tada matteru

Kou aishita yo, waiting, waiting

Feruto no hanabira wa, waiting

Mou aenai ne

Waiting, waiting

Kimi ga inai umi de kitto matteru

Sunako, did you say photo sh**t?!

Please don't !

Now give me a good smile!

I can't do that!
Now give me a good smile!

I can't do that!

I can't do that!
Look at me over here!

Look at me over here!

I really shouldn't !
Look at me over here!

I really shouldn't !

Now, can you take one layer off?

One... Two...

The Beautiful One's Banquet

The Beautiful One's Banquet
Next time on The Wallflower:
"The Beautiful One's Banquet"

You're in my way! Let me through!

Who do you think you are?!