01x07 - I Am No. 1

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Hiroshi here. When I showed my
picture to a girl I found online,

she stopped contacting me.

Hey, we've gotta hurry up and turn
Sunako into a lady, y'know?

Stinky
Hey, we've gotta hurry up and turn
Sunako into a lady, y'know?

Hey, we've gotta hurry up and turn
Sunako into a lady, y'know?

NOOOOOOOOOO!!
Hey, we've gotta hurry up and turn
Sunako into a lady, y'know?

NOOOOOOOOOO!!
If we don't pay the rent, Auntie will
come to collect it for sure.

If we don't pay the rent, Auntie will
come to collect it for sure.

But you know, Sunako's begun to
open up a little lately, right?

What the?!
But you know, Sunako's begun to
open up a little lately, right?

But you know, Sunako's begun to
open up a little lately, right?

I guess so.

Then I guess I'm friends with you too, huh?

No, you're different!

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feel soothing tenderness

Pass through me

The Wallflower

It hurts because I know painfully well

That it will be sad when the conversation ends

Now I've detached myself

From the freedom called loneliness

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feel soothing tenderness

Pass through me

Here I come clacking my wooden clogs!

So, this is the town where the
strongest man lives, eh?

Yessir!

Yessir!

Let's do this, kids!

We will dominate this entire nation!

Yessir!

Yessir!

Yessir!

Stupid dog!

What the hell?!

Nationwide
Domination

Sunako!

You're gonna be late for school.

What's wrong, Yuki?

What happened?

It's so creepy no matter how
many times we see it!

I'm not gonna cry! I'm not gonna cry!
It's so creepy no matter how
many times we see it!

I'm not gonna cry! I'm not gonna cry!

What the hell are you doing at
this hour of the morning?!

I'm airing him out and polishing him off.

"Airing" , huh?

It's a disturbing sight to behold.

But more importantly, we better hurry,
or we'll be late for school!

Let's go, guys!

Stop crying already!

You'd better hurry up too!

Hiroshi!

When you fall...

Fall forwards!

And that's how a real man does it!

Yessir!

There's nothing to look at here!

Take a hike!

Yeah, but still...

We can't go in there because you
guys are blocking our way!

Did you say something?

Nothing at all!

Sneakily sneaking, Yvonne!

Th.. This is ugly-nne!

It feels like I'm going blind-nne!

It sucks! It's too early for this-nne!

I just wanna go home-nne!

Don't mess with the big dogs!

Goth, goth!

Loli, loli!

Hold it right there!

Nne?!

Whaddya think you're doing running
away after seeing our faces?!

Well?!

Well?!

Well?!

Well?!

Well?! Well?! Well?! Well?!

Hey, which school are you from?!

We.. We're gonna call the police!

Hmm?

Fine by me.

Call the police, will ya?

He.. He's huge! He's visually huge!

If you think you can call them on us,

then do it!

Rest in peace...

Teacher!

G.. Guys! Wh.. Wh.. What do you
think you're do.. do.. doing?!

The Chinese character " kan" :

MEN
The Chinese character " kan" :

MEN
You read that as otoko, or " man" !

You read that as otoko, or " man" !

Yessir! Boss!

I'm the national executive g*ng boss,
AKA " The Bear k*ller" ,

Hiromi Hanay!

J.. Just what you'd expect from
Sunako Nakahara.

Her weirdness is enough to
creep out even g*ng bosses!

Blood...

Please don't do that!
Blood...

Please don't do that!

I... I...

What the hell are you doing?!

You're gonna get your a*s kicked!

Boss, she's ...

Blood... Blood...

I...

I...

I?

I... I...

I... I...

I?
I... I...

MAN FESTIVAL

MAN FESTIVAL

MAN FESTIVAL

I'm in love.

THUD

Sh.. She's so cute.

B.. Boss?!

He's got the weirdest taste!

You wait right there!

Oh, no, you don't !

Whoa, what a beautiful girl!

Boss, she's super hot!
This one is a hundred times cuter than her!

What?!

Who the hell are you?

Sunako's already set her heart on Kyohei!

Strange

Strange
Please don't go saying strange
things like that.

Strange
What, isn't that the truth?

What, isn't that the truth?

Kyohei?!

You mean, Kyohei Takano?

Th.. That's right!

But he's not hers! He's everyone's ,
I mean, he's all mine!

Here I've come all the way to meet this
Kyohei Takano, the fighting g*ng boss

from the Kanto region, after hearing
all the talk about him,

but who'd have thought I'd end up
becoming his love rival?

Love rival?!

It's not a love rivalry!

There's no way Kyohei would be
in love with a creep like her!

Kyohei Takano, where the hell are you?!

What the hell?

What's all the noise this
early in the morning?!

Kyohei!

S.. So, that's Takano?!

He's like one of those " hunks" .

I can't stop laughing!

A wimpy-looking dude like him
is the fighting g*ng boss?!

Whoa, who's that?

Talk about an anachronism...

That's one picture-perfect
classic g*ng boss.

That is a picture of a g*ng boss!

No joke.

LETTER OF CHALLENGE
No joke.

LETTER OF CHALLENGE
Kyohei Takano!

LETTER OF CHALLENGE
Huh?

Huh?

I promise I'll cut you some slack, so challenge
me to a fight over this beautiful girl!

Beautiful girl?

SLOPPY. . .

You called this beautiful?!
You mean this is beautiful?!

What's so funny?

You'll never find a finer-looking
woman than her!

"Woman" ?! You mean this?
This? This? This? This?

That hurts.

M.. My stomach hurts!

Well, good luck to you!

Wait, dammit!

I'm not interested in such
a meaningless fight.

Kyohei, you're so cool!

Let's go, Sunako!

Boss, you totally got dissed!

Now it's come to this, by all means
necessary we will...

Boss?

L...

L?!

Lovely!

This is hopeless!

Hey, you guys, after classes are over, I want
you to find out where Kyohei Takano lives!

Yessir!

Lovely!

Anyway, that sure was surprising earlier.

Hey, do you think that guy
will come back again?

I'm sure he will!
To win Sunako Nakahara's heart!

Whoa! Is this a sign of possible
romance in Sunako's life?

More power to her! They say love
changes a woman anyway.

This might help her take a
first step towards womanhood!

You mean, by dealing with that g*ng boss?

MEN
You mean, by dealing with that g*ng boss?

MEN
Hmph!

MEN

Don't laugh! We shouldn't laugh!

What a combination!

Impossible! It's just too funny!

That was a nice bath.

Let's give you an airing in
the garden tomorrow.

And wax you until you look
all nice and sparkly.

She took a bath with the mannequin?!

Hey, I see your eyeball floating, Hiroshi.

Oh, your right ear too.

This is so creepy!

I wish the g*ng boss could see this!

Okay...

What?!

Takano and the lily of my heart
are living to.. to.. together?!

Yeah...

What do you mean, " lily of my heart" ?

That's the nickname the boss gave that chick.

Kyohei Takano, I'm not gonna ignore this!

Let's get him, Boss!

Boss!

One... two... three...

B.. B.. Boss!

She loves me... She loves me not...

The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood!

If you receive a bouquet from
that special someone...

...what should you do?

WRONG!

Cut the tips of the stems diagonally while
holding them in a bucket of water!

Be sure to let the stems soak
in the water in a cool place

more than three hours before
you put them in a vase!

Now your love romance with him
will also bloom beautifully!

Maybe!

Of course, they will wilt eventually!

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

She loves me...

NOOOOOOOO!

Don't you underestimate
Hanayashiki the g*ng boss!

Akira...

Hiroshi...

Josephine...

I... I've never seen a girl who's
that creepy before!

We gotta kidnap a girl like that? Hell no!

The inside of your stomach is clean, clean!

Akira, your entrails are always squeaky
clean every time I see them!

Oh, yeah! Would you mind letting Hiroshi
borrow some of your guts?

Yuck! Yuck!

I can't ! I could never do this!

But the boss is...

All right, you go!

What? Hell no! You do it!

Huh? I don't do guts!

Come on, dude! Hurry up!

Can I help you?

Hey, where's the food?!

I'll be right there!

No! We can't take this anymore!

Run!

Hi... Hi...

Hiroshi!

Date with Takenaga! Date with...

Except, it's at the library.

I don't know what to think about that.

Date with Takenaga! Date with...

I know, seriously...

How am I supposed to get the ball rolling
in the frickin' library?

Oh, how about this?

While he helps me studying, I'll
make a situation like this...

Takenaga, I don't really understand this!

Jeez, what am I going to do with you, Noi?

This one should be like this.
Do you understand?

No, that wasn't what I was
talking about, Takenaga.

Huh?

What I don't understand is...

...how you feel about me.

I'll show you how I feel.

Noi...

Takenaga...

And here's more! Here's more! Tonight...

Move!
And here's more! Here's more! Tonight...

Move!
Huh?

That hurt!

What if I had broken a bone?!

Hey, were those the delinquents from yesterday?

Oh, Sunako! Where are you going?

So, that's why you came back empty handed?

Y.. Yes...

B.. But that's because...

Stop goofing around!
Don't give me that crap!

Huh? What the hell is that?

Get it off me! Get it off me!
Get it off me! Get it off me!

It won't come off! It won't come off!

Wh.. Wh.. What the hell are you doing?
H.. H.. Hurry up and...

The boss is possessed!

Get a hold of yourself, Boss!
The boss is possessed!

Get a hold of yourself, Boss!
It's eating him!

It's eating him!

Gross!

I can't bear to watch!

Let's burn that junk!

Yessir!

I'm gonna burn it.

Huh?

Hiroshi!

Y.. You are...

Did you come to see me?

Boss!

Oh, I'm so happy, lily of my heart!

AAARGH!!

GYAAAAAAAA!!

GRAAARGH!!

How... How...

How cute!

What's wrong with you?!

Hey!

If you don't chill out, I'm gonna frickin'
destroy this creepy a*s doll!

SURRENDER

What the hell is wrong with this girl?!

Like I said! Like I said! Like I said!

Like I said, there were a bunch of delinquents!

And Sunako was all by herself,
and the delinquents were all beat up

and Hiroshi was kidnapped and...

Noi, calm down a little, have some water.

Thanks!

Ah, that's better.

Noi, next time, try to calm down
by drinking it.

So, anyway, why are you
dressed up all cute like that?

D ATE

D ATE
Huh? Oh, this is just, you know...

D ATE

More importantly, Sunako was captured by
that g*ng boss guy from yesterday!

By that curious g*ng boss fellow?

Really?

If we don't hurry up and go rescue her,
he might do this to her! Or that!

I think he will! Or maybe he already has!

Maybe...
I think he will! Or maybe he already has!

Come on, don't hold out! Don't hold out!

Like this? Is that what's gonna happen?

Wh.. What's so funny?!

She's tough so she'll be all right!

Who knows, he's the one who might
get screwed by her instead!

What the...

Sunako is a girl!

If you're not going, then I am!

W.. Wait, Noi!

Noi!

Damn, I'm surrounded by idiots.

What's the big deal anyway?

Um, err... What are your hobbies?

Tell me what kind of food you like.

Actually, I like M.. Monc Blanc.

I'm sorry that I have to ask you all this, but try to
hang in there until I kick Takano's a*s!

Oh, yeah! Do you like flowers?

Do you want more?

Want some more?

How about now?

Yes! You look great!

Sunako!

Are you okay, Sunako?

Sunako!

He's having a memorial service for her!

Who the hell are you?

Hey, let Sunako go!

Fine! If Kyohei Takano beats me
in a fight, I'll let her go.

Kyohei isn't coming.

I see! Then I'll take...

all of you hostage!

Huh?

Hey, what the... What's going on?

V.. Violence doesn't my fit my character.

Oh, no... What should we do?

Sunako is a girl!

She was totally overreacting.

Jeez, why did we have to get captured?

There's no way we can win
against that many of them.

I wish Kyohei was here with us.

Who gives a damn about a man like him?!

Hey!

Huh?

What are you all mumbling about?

We're not " mumbling" !

If you wanna talk that badly,
I'll chat with ya.

I don't have any time for
an ugly guy like you!

What did you say?

Cut it out!

Takenaga!

I won't let you lay a finger on Noi!

Think you'll act all cool, do ya?!

Takenaga!

Takenaga!

Must be nice...

to have a pretty girl like her
worrying about your sorry a*s!

BAAAM

Kyohei!

Kyohei!

What do you know? Looks like things have
gotten pretty out of control here, eh?

Glad you could make it, Kyohei Takano!

You unforgivable son of a b*tch!

So, you're living with the lily of my heart
without tying the knot, huh?!

Living Together Without Tying the Knot

Living Together Without Tying the Knot
Living together without tying the knot?

Living together without tying the knot?

Lily?

Lily
Lily?

Lily?

I'll frickin' k*ll you! Outside, now!

Go to hell!

What the...

Kyohei, you're so cool!

He's strong.

What the hell? Aren't you embarrassed getting
your asses kicked by a pretty-boy like him?!

Takano!

Don't forget that we've got
your girl right here!

You son of a...

You dumb a*s! Don't you mess with my lily!

What? Then what's the point of
having her as a hostage?

Kyohei!

You're a bunch of hot-blooded
sons of b*tches!

There's no telling what might happen
to my lily if I don't crush you!

I'm gonna go all-out on your a*s!

Dandelion punch!

p*nsy hook!

Tulip upper-cut!

I'm the national executive g*ng boss,
AKA " The Bear k*ller" ,

Hiromi Hanay!

Kyohei!

Stop it!

Stop it already!
Stop it!

Stop it already!

Stop it already!
Enough is enough!

Enough is enough!

Hmph!

If you admit defeat, I'll hold back.

Kyohei...

So, you care about the girl, eh?

Well, she is a girl, more or less.

Don't go tryin' to be a hero!

Now she's unstoppable...

Go! Get him!

It can't be!

I'm the national executive g*ng boss,
AKA " The Bear k*ller" ,

Hiromi Hanayashiki...

It'd be better not to mention your name now.

Now that I think about it,
lilies are poisonous.

Sigh...

Kyohei!

Sunako!

Noi, can you still call her a girl
after what we just saw?

Sunako!

Kyohei was pretty awesome, huh?

Well, he did pass out after talking mean about
Sunako, but I guess he did all right overall.

Should we start calling him " Boss" tomorrow?

Sounds good!

Noi, what's with the grin?

Oh, nothing!

I just think that it's really cool for a guy to
be able to protect a girl when it matters!

"I won't let you lay a finger on Noi!"

Sh.. Shut up!

Hiromi?

I am Number One!

What I managed to obliterate

Was a bunch of blades

I loved it like this, waiting, waiting

With felt petals, waiting

I can't see you anymore, waiting, waiting

I just keep on waiting in a sea without you

I loved it like this, waiting, waiting

The felt petals, waiting

We won't see each other anymore

Waiting, waiting

I will probably be waiting in a sea without you

Cod hotpot! Tofu hotpot!
Chicken casserole! Sukiyaki!

Hotpot!

Hotpot, baby!

Shabu-shabu! Oyster and miro hotpot!
Blowfish hotpot! Seafood hotpot!

Hotpot!

Hotpot, baby!

Citrus-flavor soy sauce, spicy miso paste,
sesame sauce, citrus powder, hot pepper!

Hotpot, hotpot, hotpot, hotpot!

Hotpot! Hotpot, hotpot!

Hotpot! Hotpot, hotpot!

Next time on The Wallflower:
"Winter Wonderland!"

Next time on The Wallflower:
"Winter Wonderland!"

Hotpot! Hotpot, hotpot!

Hey, who are you?