06x15 - Taking It to the Rim Reaper

[bunniefuu]

[Chris]: Last time,
on Total Drama Island...

The campers from last season
were so happy to be invited back

for a second shot
at a million dollar prize.

Instead of me picking the teams,

I let Priya and Bowie do it.

Then, team Rat Face
and team Skunk Butt

faced off in a game
of Grandma's Footsteps,

which was much more violent
than it sounds.

Team Rat Face won the challenge

and the first camper sent home
was Scary Girl,

because her version of "normal"
was terrifying.

So, let's get on with it
and see who's next to fall

here on...

Total...

Drama...

Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
Even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
And I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing player's dreams
Yeah you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪♪

- 80, 81, 82,


- Hey, Priya.
Uh, I didn't get the chance

to apologize yesterday
for not--

Priya!

- 89,


- Hello!

Oh!

I see.

Priya is great
at so many things!

Hiding a crush
is not one of them.

- I'm sorry.

I hope my morning workout
wasn't bothering you.

- Pff! Wasn't bothering me.

Feel free to do that any time.

I hardly noticed,
'cause I wasn't watching.

- You know,
you can join me if you want.

Maybe I will.

- Okay, then.

Did I know Priya
was watching me workout?

No. Did I take it up a notch
once I realized she was?

Totally.

I'm gonna make
this alliance happen.

Believe it.

- Breakfast, kids!
Come and get it!

- Let's go see what he's trying
to pass off as food today.

I'm gonna grab a shower.
Save me a seat?

- I will!

I'll save a seat
for your... bum.

[chuckles]

- Okay, real talk.

I need some...
relationship advice.

- Okay. What's up?

- Well, should I, like,
tell Axel I'm into her?

- Really? Axel?
- Yeah!

- Hmm. Maybe just be
up front with her.

- Worked for Raj.

- Best Defense
is a good Offense.

- Totally, bro.

- Okay. I'm going for it.

- This is gonna be a car wreck.

Ripper and Axel?

Uh, honestly? No.

- The show'll need
a new disclaimer:

"This episode
may contain 'gross'."

- What do you want?

- Um, is this seat, uh...

I just wanted to...
If... Are you...

- I'm done.
The table is all yours.

[Chris]: Campers,
challenge time.

Please head
to the Cliffs of Doom.

- So, how'd it go with Axel?

[whimpering]

- Welcome
to your second challenge:

Waterslide Basketball!

[whimpering]
- Buckle up!

We're gonna crush this!

Up top! Down low!
- Up top!

- Ugh, you should have
picked her.

Now, we're stuck with Ripper.

- Dude, I am right here.
[throat clearing]

- As you can see,

there are
three terrifying slides.

The one you take
is up to the slider.

- Oh, now I want sliders!

I love
those tiny little burgers.

- For sure, eh?

You feel like a giant
holding them.

- This tiny burger
tastes so deli--

- Hey!

- Sorry, Coach!
- Our bad.

- Regardless
of the slide you pick,

your goal is to launch yourself
through the basketball net

out there in the water.

- I assume the slides have
different point values?

- Correctamundo.
A successful basket

will earn your team
one, two, or three points

depending on the slide taken.

[Chef]: The 1 point slide
is an easy layup

but you'll hit the
backboard hard.

We call this one,
"The Ouchie."

The 2 pointer is a vicious,
trash filled dumpster dive.

Hope you've had all
your tetanus shots.

This baby's called
"The Trash n' Crash."

- And finally,
"The Three-Point Pooper",

a wild ride right into a toilet

that'll rocket you
towards the hoop

in a violent blast of water.

- Wow!
A three-point pooper?

- My poops
are always slam dunks.

- What about that slide?

- That slide's called
"The Death Boot."

- A vertical drop through
bone crushing gears

followed by a plummet
to the rocks below,

which you never reach
because you get punted

towards the net
by a giant boot.

- It is not part
of the challenge.

- Officially.
- At all.

[sighs]
- The lawyers said

it was too dangerous to use,

just because
one or six of the interns

didn't exactly survive it.

But if you do it,
it's worth four points.

- Now that the rules are
painfully clear,

we'll give you 5 minutes
to strategize

before we start.

- Chase is great
at stuff like this.

But I can throw him off
his game.

Hey, Chase!

Um, remember
those water slide videos

for your channel?

[gaps]
- You know it babe!

Always got way more likes
than my other stuff.

- Imagine if you like,
snagged a camera

and filmed yourself
stunting these slides.

Oh, you'd totally break
the internet.

When Chase films his own stunts,

he always overthinks his intros.
One time,

it took him 83 takes to setup
a hot sauce drinking video,

and then he just ended up
vomiting and crying.

[chuckles]
It was great.

- Chase, what are you doing?

The challenge is about to start.
- Check it, bro.

I'm gonna film
the greatest waterslide stunt

in history!

- It's already being filmed.

[chuckles]
This is a TV show!

- Yeah, but...
I'm filming too.

Yo, yo, yo!
It's your boy, Chase!

[speakers]: Attention, campers!

First team to 21 wins immunity!

Losing team sends someone home.

We start in one minute!

- How about another pep talk,
champ?

- Okay, Rat Faces, huddle up!

Let's make it
two wins in a row.

We're the smarter team.

So, let's use our heads
and then--

- Heads? Use your bodies,
you nerds!

- Who you calling a nerd?

- Not you.
You're... you're cool.

Like me. We cool.
Us cool. We is.

Are...

Crud! I'm blowing it!

I gotta show Axel
I'm the coolest dude ever.

[laughing]: Oh, oh, oh...

I got it!

- Since the Rat Faces
won the last challenge,

they get to decide
which team goes first.

- What's it gonna be, champ?

- Oh. Um...

We'll let them go first!

- I'll go for a 2 pointer.

Put them in an early hole
and never look back.

- Sacking Emma
in the last challenge

and going first today...

Julia's bringing her A-game
this season.

- Bowie still has the numbers
to potentially vote me off,

so, ugh, I need to act
like a "team player".

Ew... I know.

- Ready, set, go!

[starting horn]

[tense music]
[long screaming]

- Oh!

[crashing]
Ow!

[long screaming]

[long screaming]

Oh!

[siren-like screaming]

[laughing]

- Oh, yeah. Our team.

That was just a funny noise,
eh?

- FYI,
we rented this basketball net,

so please try not to damage
the rim with your faces!

- See that? Julia didn't tuck.

Stay tight coming out
of the slide.

- Boom! Letting them go first
was brilliant!

I'm so lucky to be on your team.

- And now, I'm gonna get us
three points.

- Nice!
- Sweet!

- Millie, wait,
that's the 1 point slide.

- I know. Oh!

I didn't mean three points
all at once.

- Oh.

[long screaming]

[tense music]

- Ooof!

[cheering]

- Okay! We're on the board!
- Yeah!

- And team Rat Face gets
the first point of the game!

- K, let's do it.
Chase, hit a quick one-pointer

and tie this thing up!
[laughing]

- A one-pointer?

No one is hitting
the subscribe button for that!

[laughs]

- Man, Emma's right!

This stunt needs to be
straight up legend!

Yo, yo, yo! It's ya boy, Chase!

I'm about to bring you
the most epic,

uh, epic-est,
epic stunt ever stunted.

- Whatever,
I'll do a one-pointer.

- Yes! Go, MK!

[long screaming]

[grunts in pain]

Yeah, I hate this game.

- With that missed layup,
the score remains...


- Wee!

[laughs]

[exclaims excitedly]

[grunts in pain]

[Chris]:
Two zip for the Rat Faces!

- Oh, yeah!
Your boy Chase is gonna--

- Chase! We need to get
on the board.

Are you going to go?

- Ugh!

I need everyone
to keep this frame clear!

This is a closed set.

[sighs]
- Whatever. I'll go.

[tense music]
[long screaming]

[grunts in pain]

[Chris]: Team Skunk Butt
is on the board!

- Okay, enough
with the kiddie slopes.

I'm taking
the three-point pooper.

- You sure?

- I'm sure.

[tense music]

Woohoo!

[screaming]

[together]: Ooh!

[grunts in pain]

[heroic music]

[grunts in pain]

- Wow! Now, that's more like it!

Three points for team Rat Face!

They now lead 5 - 1.

[cheering]

- I am not going down
that slide!

- Yo, yo, yo!
It's you boy, Chase!

Coming at you
from the top of--

- Will you just slide already?!

- Ugh, that was totally going
to be the one,

but now, thanks to you,
I gotta start over.

- If I were you,
I'd start over from birth.

- I'm not gonna do that.

- Wow! You really got
into Chase's head.

Nice work!

- Okay! Two point time!

- No wait!
We can't really--

- Weee!

That tasted like chili.

[screams excitedly]
[laughs]

Woo!

[grunts in pain]

- Hey, no fair!
It was our turn!

- I said your team
could go first;

I never said
anything about turns.

- What? Seriously?
- Go, go, go!

[tense music]

[screaming]

[grunts in pain]

[splashing]
[chiming]

- Woo!
- Nice!

- Okay, Damien.
You can do this.

I'm scared of a lot of things,
but slides?

Are only one of them.

But after last season,
I learned how to face my fears.

By not seeing them!

- Are you sure
about the blindfold?

- Yeah, I am.

As long as I can't see
what's happening

and I got teammates
I can trust,

there's nothing I can't do.

- Well, you can certainly
trust me.

Good luck.

[screaming]

What am I doing?
What am I doing?

[grunts in pain]
[splashing]

[Millie]: You rocked it, Damien!
- I did?

- 10 to 1 for team Rat Face!

- I did! Woo!

- We're already down
by nine points!

Wayne, Raj, MK, Julia,
two points, now!

[energetic music]

- What about Chase?

He's done absolutely squat
this challe-

[screaming]

- Let's do it!
- Woo!

[grunting]

[screaming]

[grunts in pain]

[splashing]

- Wow! Nice run
for Team Skunk Butt!

It is now 10 to 7

and we got a game!

[tense music]

[grunts]
[screaming]

[screams]

Rat Faces, 11.

Skunk Butts, 7.

[screaming]

[laughing]

[screaming]

[grunts in pain]

[grunts in effort]
[splashing]

- Yo, yo, yo!
It's your boy Chaseo-- Ugh!

[screams]

[grunts]
- Yay!

[tense music]

[splashing]
[chiming]

[grunting in pain]

[slowed-down screaming]

[insects buzzing]
- Being a buskit ball is hard.

- Team Rat Face is dominating
this challenge

with a 17 to 7 lead!

- I can't take much more
of this.

- Where is Ripper? Ugh!

I knew that guy was just a big,
hairy chicken.

- Chicken?

How wrong you are, friend.

But I am very well basted.

- Am I having a nightmare
right now?

- This butter has a new purpose.

To help me slide my way
into a lady's heart.

I'm gonna move so fast
Axel will be like,

"Ooh, break me off a piece
of that rocket man.'

Ah! Ah!

Wait. Where's Axel?

- She's coming back
from sliding.

Just go already!

- Get her to notice me.

Just don't be, like, obvious,
okay?

- Sure.

Yo, Axel!

This nude butter ball
has a crush on you

and wants you
to watch him slide!

- What?

[screams]

So fast!

[grunts in pain]

[stretching]

[screams]

- That is gonna be a problem.

[screams]

[creaking]

- Looks like two points
for the Skunk Butts!

Scratch that!

[screams]

[long screaming]

[bang!]

- I was going to donate
my eyes to science,

but now, they're ruined.

- I don't believe in donating.

[chuckles]

- That naked guy is funny.

- It's desperation time!

We need three pointers, now!

- Wayne and I
can go down together!

A double three-pointer,

which is who knows
how many points!

- Six.

- Double flusher
coming right up!

- Wayne, wait!

[together]: Woo!

[grunting in pain]

- Um...
- Guys?

- Perfect, they clogged it.
Now, what are we gonna do?

- If we don't unclog
the three-pointer, we're done.

Here goes nothing!

[heroic music]

I'm coming!

- Ah, man,

I feel like I'm ruining
a romantic moment by being here.

[slurping]
[laughing]

- Okay, weird.

- Okay, the toilet's clogged,

and we only need
four more points

to win it for us!

- I'll go for two!
- Right behind you!

- Zee and I will go for ones.

[screaming]

[grunts]

[screams]

[grunting in pain]
[splashing]

- Caleb!
[heroic music]

Easy buddy. I got you.

- Why is the school so watery?

- Come on.
Let's get you to shore.

- Julia! Do something!

- Well, if I've gotta do this,

I'm going in
all knees and elbows.

I'm gonna make that clog hurt!

[tense music]
[screaming]

- Huh?

- Somebody, help us!

- It's your boy Chase here t--
[Julia]: Help!

- Quiet. On. Set.

Yo yo yo--
- Great.

Guess it's up to me.
- Bear!

[roaring]

- Look out below!

[screaming]

[all screaming]

- Yes!
- Yes!

- Woo!

[screams in pain]

[grunts]
[splashing]

- Wow! Julia, Raj and Wayne
nab three points each.

And what the hay,
I'll count the bear too.

Skunk Butt takes the lead!

- What?

He's counting the bear?

[insects buzzing]

- Millie, go for three!

- You can do it!

- We can do this together,
Millie!

Send me down
for a quick one-pointer,

then you can win it for us
with the three-pointer!

- Okay. Get your blindfold on!

We need four points, now.

Sorry, Damien.

- It's funny how things
always seem farther away

when you're blindfolded.
- Yea...

[chuckles nervously]
Yeah.

Anyway,
ready for the one-point slide?

Good luck, Damien.

Why's this feel so steep?

[screaming]

Save me!

- Damien's going
for a four-pointer?

- I bet it wasn't by choice.

- Oh no. Millie, why?

[Damien screams]

[dramatic music]

[bell rings]

[gasps]

[dramatic music]

[splashing]
[shattering]

- Damien hits a painful four!

Team Rat Face wins immunity!

[victorious music]
- Woo!

We did it!

We did...

MK was gonna win it
for their team!

I had to do it!

I'm a good person!

- I'm happy we have immunity,

but what Millie did was wrong.

We all know what happens
when you can't trust your team.

[exhales]
The zombies win.

- Make Way! Coming through.

We gotta get this man
to the camp.

- I said...
I said a one-pointer.

Then-then the falling...
and the crushing...

and the boot.

[crying]: Oh, the boot!

[panicked screaming]

- But we won... Yay! Uh.

- Not great, Millie.
[sad music]

- Team Skunk Butt,

see you at the campfire
ceremony tonight.

One of you... is going home.

Ripper, please arrive
fully dressed.

- Ugh. If we keep losing
challenges,

MK and I are for sure
going home.

- So, I'm gonna find
that uniform

the fired intern left behind.

It's time to play dirty.

[suspenseful music]

- I think Team Skunk Butt's luck
has officially changed.

- Oh, yeah!

[suspenseful music]

[croaking]

- Skunk Butts, you lost.

And one of you
will be going home.

Raj and Wayne.

- You clogged a toilet

and cost your team
valuable time.

- No excuse for the way
we played out there today.

- The fans deserve better.

- Chase.

- Uh, yeah?

- While trying to film
the perfect video intro,

you didn't slide even once
to help your team.

- Wow! Truth hurts.

But my hair
was looking sick today.

Mhm!

- Ripper.
- Dude, again?

- Failing to collect
a single point for your team,

you flung your greasy naked-self
into the woods,

then brought an angry bear
into a crowded toilet.

- And there it is,

the strangest sentence
ever said on this show.

- Whatever. I cleared the clog.

- As always, get a marshmallow,
you stay.

No marshmallow, you're gone.

Bowie.

Julia.

MK.

Wayne. Raj.

You are all safe.

Ripper and Chase, it pains me to
say this,

but I can only send
one of you home.

The last marshmallow goes to...

[suspenseful music]

[dramatic crescendo]

Ripper.
- Yes!

I'm gonna butter this one up
before I eat it.

[disgusted]: Oh!

Okay. You're gross.

- Chase. Let's roll, buddy.

[tense music]

[Chase]: Ah!
What are the producers thinking?

Eliminating the best looking
contestant this early?

[inhales through teeth]
Not a smart move.

I'll show them!
When the ratings tank

and they come
crawling back to me,

crying, "Chase, please,
we need you",

I'll be like, pfft!

[happy and stoked]: Okay!

Yo, yo, yo!

It's your boy Chase
on Total Drama Isla--

Hey! No. Stop it!

You're wrecking my outro!

Dude!

- My favourite thing
about this show

is no matter who goes home,
I'm happy they're gone.

Tune in to find out
who brings me joy next time,

here on...

Total...

Drama...

Island!

[theme music]