06x23 - Circling the Drain

[bunniefuu]

[Chris]: Last time on
Total Drama Island.

The campers were challenged
to bring back

the biggest thing
they could carry.

Only to be told
the real challenge

was to fit the whole thing
through a teeny tiny hole.

Julia proved to be
the landscaping company

you don't wanna hire
while Raj upchucked

a weeks worth of sloppy joes.

Ew!

Caleb was up the creek
without an alliance

until he was saved
by winning immunity.

And so, it was MK who
got sent home

when she was out
Julia'd by Julia.

Who will get voted off
the island today?

Time to find out, here on.

Total Drama Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest even
bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
and I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players dreams
yeah you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪

[whistling tune]

[intense drums]

[mysterious music]

- Since receiving that
mysterious letter,

I've been changing where
I hide the immunity idol

at least four times a day.

Sometimes I'm not even
sure where it is.

- Raj's still getting back into
the solid food game

after getting food poisoning
yesterday.

So, I'm feeding him the same
way my mom fed me

when I was a baby.

[static]
Okay, Raj.

Here comes the puck...

Toe drag! He circles the net!
Pass, pass, pass!

He goes back to the line!

[squish]
He shoots!

Oh, off the post! He shoots!

[squish]
He shoots!

[squish]
He shoots! He shoots!

And that's how you feed a baby.

[drip]

[sigh]

- I know Priya said she never
wants to talk to me again,

but I'm sure that doesn't
include explanations

about why she's wrong.

[static]

[sad music]

Ah-hem.

- I thought I made myself clear

- You did! I mean, I just--

Can I please have one
minute to explain?

[ticking]
- I'll give you 30 seconds.

- I just-- look, what zee said
about me only hanging with you

for the alliance was true.

- Well, thanks
for clearing that up!

- I said it was true.

But then I got to know
you and now I, now I--

[static]
C'mon, Caleb. You got this.

Dropping the l-word in
three, two, one!

[static]
I, I, I,

I looo--

[beeping]
- Times up!

Wh-- I.

[sigh]

[♪♪]

- Those two almost made up.

I cannot let that happen.
Time to mess with their heads.

- Credit where it's due,

you knew exactly how to play
that situation.

- Yeah, I know, Julia.
What situation?

- Caleb, duh.
- Right.

- And how am I playing it?

- Double duh.
By freezing him out.

- Freezing her out?

- It's the only way
to win her back.

- The more you go after her,
the more you'll drive her away.

Make her come to you.

And when he does?
Give him nothing but stink eye

and a cold shoulder.
Guys love that!

- They do?

- If he's really into you,
he'll keep trying.

But whatever you do, do not
tell her how you really feel.

- He totally needs you, but--

Act like you don't need her.

It's all about--

Making her--

Chase you.

Trust me.

- Why are you being helpful?

- I'm just sayin'.

Your mess with Priya's getting
hard to watch.

- Uh... I am Priya.

Yeah. Heh. You're messing
this up for Priya.

As in you.
Pay attention.

[static]
Whew. Heh.

Stomping out love
is harder than it looks.

[squirting]

[Chris]: Attention campers!

Please report to the Total Drama
field immediately.

Welcome to today's challenge:
painful memories.

[gulp]

- Ever play that memory game

where you have to match pairs?

- Chef I don't remember.

- Nope, drawing a blank.

- Well, that's a shame,
cause it's basically that.

- A memory game.

Ha, none of you stand
a chance.

- Against whom?

- Me! Obvi.

[static]
Vengeful people forget nothing.

That's why elephants
are so mean.

[static]
[Chris]: You'll have to memorize

the placement of these
annoying campers.

[Chef]: It's about to vanish so
you better study harrrd.

[dramatic music]

[♪♪]

[Wayne]: Uh, Chris?

Raj and I have a tutor who
studies for us

so we can focus on hockey.

- Yeah. She even takes
tests for us.

It's pretty great.

[gasp]
Is she here?

- Nope. Each round a face will
appear on the jumbotron.

Campers will have ten seconds
to select one of the squares

that face appeared on
with these tablets.

There are a few of each,
so you have a good shot.

[Wayne]: Um, chef?

[sigh]
[Chef]: Yes?

- If it's just matching faces,

why is it called painful
memories?

- Unrelated question, why are we
all standing on metal circles

that look like trap doors?

- Great questions.

Pick the right square
you get a point.

Pick the wrong square and
the punishment pods

spring into action.

- What kinda punishments
are we talking about?

- Finding out is half the fun.

Each punishment will be
a reference

to the camper you picked.

Please keep arms and legs
inside the pod at all times.

- Everybody take one last
look at the board.

First camper to 10 points
wins immunity. Good luck!

- First up, chase! There were
six chase icons up there.

All you gotta do
is remember one of 'em.

[electronic chirping]
Go!

[beeping]

[beep]

[suspenseful music]

[static]
I think I have
an advantage here.

You need a reeeally
good memory

to recite the periodic
table.

Which I can.
Hellooo laaadies.

[static]
Easy peasy.

[chime]

Oh, hey. We both picked
the same icon.

- What do you want a medal?

[static]
Is Damien copying me?

- I think I remember a Chase
right over here.

- Hey Priya, I just wanted
to wish you good luck.

- Stay strong.

- I know I should never
take Julia's advice.

But she's really good
at manipulating people,

so, here we are.

[static]
- Why are you

even talking to me?

- I was just um--
- I need to focus.

[sad music]

[static]
- Everything was perfect.

Then you ruined it.
By talking.

- I guess you were right.

- Yeah, you ruined it.

You'd be married by now.
But you ruined it.

[static]

[beeping]

[air horn]

- Times up! Now we find out who
gets points

and who gets punished.

[chime]
Julia, Damien, Caleb

Get one point each!

- Yeah!
- Woo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- Wayne and Raj
let's see who you chose.

[buzz]

- Cool, did we get a point?

- No.

[rumbling]

[splashing]

- Wooo-hoo!
- Right on!

[screaming]

[thud]

- Ha! It was soda

because Zee always
had those sodas!

Remember? Zee n' his sodas?
Chef? Remember

- I get it!

- Hold up! Are they okay
to keep playing?

- Are they on their
punishment pods?

- Yeah.
- Then yes.

Now let's see who
Priya selected.

[buzz]

- No. Not ripper.
Anyone but him.

[fart]
Bleeegh!

[coughing]

They really captured
his essence.

[farting]
Somebody help!

- What was that? I can't talk,
gotta focus on the game.

[fart]
- You're doing great!

- Ignoring the woman,
I fell for.

While she's in pain.
Yeah, that feels right.

[fart]

[coughing]

- I breathed a lot of that in.

- Next face to find, Millie!

[beeping]

[beep]

[ding]

[beep]

[chimes]

- Oh, hi. Looks like great minds
think alike.

- Yeaaah. Funny how
that keeps on happening.

[static]
- If he thinks he can ride

my coattails to a win,

I'm about to teach him something
he will remember.

[static]

[yawn]

Oopsie.

[chimes]

[air horn]

- What was that?

- Knockoffs get knocked off.
It's the law of fashion.

And the jungle.

- Let's see who got it right.

[chimes]
Julia, Caleb and Priya.

- Nice.
- Yeah!

[sigh]

- Now let's see who
Damien selected.

[buzz]

[whimpering]

[rumbling]

[gasp]

- Don't look up buddy.

[♪♪]

[thud]
- Ah!

[♪♪]

[crunch]

[groaning]

[thud]

- Aw, scary girl loved
that skull.

[groan]

And I believe we have another
punishment

coming to Wayne
and Raj.

[beep]

[ding]

- What? How'd they get it right?
They were unconscious!

- Must of drooled on their
tablets and got lucky.

- H-Hey, we're back in the game!

[rock music]
- Let's do this!

- Next up, everyone
select ripper!

[chimes]

[beeping]

[chimes]

[birds chirping]

- Um...

- Did you say something?

- No.
You say something?

- No.

- Heh-ha!

[static]
I'm good at what I do.

[beep]

[chime]

- Julia don't move!

There's a big nasty bug
on you.

- Ew, where? Ahh!

- There!

[booping]

[air horn]
[Chris]: Times up!

- Oh, it is on!

- Girl, it was already on!

- Okay easy, let's see if
Damien's choice was correct.

[chimes]

- Woo yeah!

- Now let's see
who Julia selected.

[buzz]

- MK.

[panting]
Hey girlfriend.

What's goin' on--

[whirring]
Ahhhh!

- To commemorate
my stolen hairdryer.

Lest we forget.

[screaming]

[thud]
Ow!

- Now that's a shame.

- Wayne, Raj, let's see if you
selected the correct square.

[buzz]

[bang]

[screaming]

Haha! Worst choice ever.

- Whoa!

- Oh!
- Oh!

- Caleb, you look
a little nervous.

Let's see who you picked.

[buzz]

[scream]

[squelch]
- Is that all?

[chittering]
Ah! Get 'em off!

Priya! Help me!

- It's like she doesn't
even care.

[static]
- I couldn't bear to watch.

Does that mean
I still care about him?

[buzz]

Waaah!

- Whoa, what's going
on? Let me out!

[whirr]
Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!

- That is the fake contract
Julia gave her.

- Being in there was like death
by a thousand paper cuts.

[dramatic music]
- Next up, everyone choose MK!

[beep]

- This one's easy,
right Julia?

[screaming]
- You ruined my hair!

- Julia, you are not
a good person!

[racoon chittering]

[growling]
- Ah! What? Is this allowed?!

- They're trash pandas
they don't have time for rules.

[chittering]
- Ugh!

Ugh!

- Gotta stay in the game.

- Yeah! You remember
who we're looking for?

- No. You?
- No.

Aw, who could it be

- It's MK! It's right
there on the board!

- Hey, no helping!

- Ah!

[whiz]

[air horn]
Uh-oh.

I hope I got that right.

- Hey, we chose the same square.

- Great minds, am I right?

- Not a good sign.

- Okay, let's see
who Priya picked.

[chimes]

- Yes!

- Next up is Damien.

[buzz]

- Ah!

[splash]
Blaah!

Honey? Why do
I hear buzzing?

Ahh! Woah-hey! Put me down!

As your new queen,
I command youuu!

[Chris]: And Damien's out
of the game!

Julia's up next!

[buzz]

[rattling]

[thud]

[groaning]

If you broke my phone,
we will have words.

- Did Caleb, Wayne
and Raj pick correctly?

[buzz]

- Hey, it's Bowie.

[electronic whine]

- Oh no!

[gasp]
[Caleb]: A goose!

That's where winter
coats come from.

[screaming]

[screaming]

- No goose! Bad goose!
Give me back my tablet!

[thud]

[honk]

- Whoa!
Ugh!

[♪♪]

[Chef]: Priya, Caleb and Julia
are tied at two,

Wayne and Raj are in last with
one, no surprises there.

- We always live up
to expectations.

[tap]

[coughing]

- At this rate none of you

will make it to 10 points
this century.

So, I'm going to
sweeten the deal.

For the first time ever,

not only will today's winner
earn immunity for themselves

but they can share it with
a special someone

of their choosing.

- What?
- Are you serious?

- But that's huge!

- Bro, if I win,
I'm picking you.

- Bro, if I win,
I'm picking you!

- Anyone with a chance
of winning

should think about who they'd
like to give immunity to.

- It should be someone
you want 'til the end.

[soft music]
Someone you care about.

Maybe deeply.

Maybe they're standing right
in front of you.

Right now. Just waiting
to find out how you feel.

It could be anyone.

- A lot of feelings for a simple
rule change, but sure.

[static]
That's it.

It's time to tell Priya
my true feelings.

[static]
- Chris! I'd choose Priya.

- Why? We're not allies
anymore.

- Don't answer that, Caleb!

- I have to.

- I choose you because
not a second goes by

that I'm not thinking
about you.

- No wait!

[sinister music]

[beeping]

- The punishments!
They're active!

- Well, this should add
some fun!

- I choose you because I love
the way your nostrils flare

when you get all competitive.

[chime]
[buzz]

[bang]

[clattering]

I love the way you let bugs

crawl out of your food instead
of crushing them.

[growl]

I love that you always say
the dorkiest things

when you're trying
to be cool!

But most of all--

[buzz]
whoa!

[thud]
Ow.

[chittering]

I love you.

- Why didn't you say
any of that sooner?

- I guess I got bad advice.

- Heh, me too.

[soft music]

- Awe.

[gasp]
- Whoa!

- Blek!

- Wait. Who did you
get bad advice from?

- Julia.
- Me too.

[dramatic music]

- Farts.

[static]
- You mean Julia

was manipulating
me this entire time?!

- Wait, never mind,
I just heard myself.

[static]
- No hard feelings?

[♪♪]

- I don't care which
one of us wins.

She's going down.

[♪♪]

[Chris]: Well, that ate up
a lot of time.

And I have a mani-pedi
to get to.

So, the next point
wins the game.

- Woo, we got a shot!

- Not you two, so you're out.

- What?
- How come?

- You only had one point.
That you got while unconscious.

- At least we did our best.

- Only one of us has to win.

You focus on picking
the right square.

I'll distract Julia.

- We're down to Priya,
Caleb and Julia.

Chef, who are they
looking for next?

The final face to find Zee!

[electronic chirping]

- Okay.
How you gonna--

[screaming]
- Whoa, okay, we're goin' big.

[screaming]

[banging]

[growling]

[beep]

[air horn]
[Chris]: Time's up!

[groan]

- Let's see who got it right.

Good round. Sorry you didn't get
a chance to pick a square.

- Really? Then why am
I up on the board?

[♪♪]

- What? But how?

- Looks like you picked
up my tablet, genius.

- If you picked right,
you just won me the game.

- Chris! Surely that's
against the rules.

- Says the one who turned
a memory game

into a pro-wrestling match.

Let's see how Julia did!

[ding]

- Yes! Thanks, Priya.
I knew I could count on you.

- Let's hope you got it, so you
win this in a tie breaker.

- Caleb let's see if you
chose the right square.

[suspenseful music]

[buzz]

[screaming]

- It's the gears that Millie
pushed Damien into,

remember that?

[clattering]

[screaming]

- Ugh!

- Julia wins immunity!

And she has also won immunity
for one person of her choosing.

- Yes, ah! Woo! Woo!

[groaning]

- I just want you to know,
I deserved to win.

[giggles]

- The worst part?
She's totally right.

Guess I'm on the chopping block.

- It might be me leaving.

- Even if I'm not,
if Priya goes home,

I'm gonna be heartbroken.

[♪♪]

[honk]

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

- Welcome to an extra dramatic
campfire ceremony.

For the first time, our winner
can share their immunity.

The person Julia has chosen
to share with is...

[♪♪]

Someone who we'll name later.

- Aw.
- Aw.

- Raj and Wayne.

You proved that you either have

the worst memories
of all time

or that you're serious gluttons
for punishment.

- Heh, wrong bro.

We're glutton free.

- All burger, no bun! See?

[crickets chirping]

- Damien. You were eliminated
by bees! Bees man!

- Did you think I forgot?

My face looks like
an armadillo.

- Priya. Your wrestling match
cost you immunity.

For you and for someone
close to you.

- Hey. Don't sweat it.

- And Caleb, you have nothing
to worry about.

- He doesn't?

- That's right, big guy.

Julia has given you immunity!

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

- W-what?

- You n' me 'til the end,
big guy.

- Excuse me!

[static]
What just happened?

How long were they
planning this?

Was I his plan b this
entire time?

I do not flare my nostrils!

[panting]

- Fine. In exchange
for immunity,

I, Caleb, agree to vote,
however, Julia wants

for the rest of the season.

- Figured with video evidence,

there's no way he's gonna risk
going back on his word

and Priya thinking
he's even more of a liar.

Hehe. Wow, this might be an even
better play

then when Bowie destroyed
Milly in season one.

Hashtag, diary drop, hashtag
friends become frenemies.

[static]
- You and Julia are in cahoots?

- Priya wait, I can explain--

- Silence!
It's marshmallow time.

Raj and Wayne? You are safe.

- Phew.
- Phew!

- So, with Julia and Caleb both
having immunity,

the vote comes down
to Priya or Damien.

And tonight's final
marshmallow goes to...

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

Priya!

- Ah! We're so sorry, bro!

- We couldn't vote
for Priya or Caleb

after they just got back
together!

- I mean look how happy
they are!

[growling]

- Bros! Don't trip cause
I'm not going anywhere.

'Cause, I got this!

- A toilet plunger?

- Huh? What? No.

This isn't what I had!
It was the real idol!

I hid it and everything!
I swear!

- Sorry Damien, but "had" isn't
the same as "have."

- But if I don't have it,
one of you stole it from me!

- C'mon, let's head down
to the dock of shame.

[static]
- Mark my words,

I am not leaving this island!
'til I get the idol back.

[static]

- Yeah, we got a runner.

[whirring]

- No! No, no, no, no, no!

[screaming]

[screaming]

- Bye Damien!

[screaming]

- Woof! Tough end to the day.

Hope Damien has a short memory.

But don't you forget to join
us back here next time

for an all new
Total Drama Island!

[♪♪]