06x24 - Working K9 to 5

[bunniefuu]

[Chris]: Last time
on Total Drama Island.

Campers went on a
stroll down memory lane.

So many memories.

Despite Julia's best efforts,

Caleb and Priya got back
together.

It was very romantic.

In a surprise move,
Julia extended her immunity

to cover Caleb.
What's that about?

Damien was voted off,

but it turns out he had an ace
up his sleeve...

Wait, no he didn't.

He went home.

Who'll get cheated today?

Time to find out, right here
on...

Total Drama Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
And I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players' dreams
Yeah, you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪♪

- Rajie, I feel bad
'bout voting off Damien.

- Me too, Wayner.

Things aren't gonna be the same

without him screaming us
to sleep.

- Or telling us not to floss

with the waistband
of our undies.

- Or not to blow snot rockets
at the dinner table.

And not to be a "poo pusher",

but just "let it happen"!

[both]: We miss you, Damien!

- Well, look who it is.

Caleb, that traitor.

Come to grovel no doubt.

Probably thinks he can
pec-dance his way back

into my heart.
No chance!

Caleb!
- Ah! Priya. Hey.

I was just going for a hike.
- A hike.

Through poison ivy
and bear poop.

- It's not like I was waiting to
run into you so we could talk.

- Well.
Don't let me stop you.

- Okay, I'm not hiking.
Can we talk about last night?

- You mean when I found out that
you were partnered with Julia

this whole time?

- I'm not partnered with Julia!

I mean not the whole time.

It was out of nowhere.

She just came up
and offered me immunity.

- Uh-huh. Why?

Did you pretend to like her too?

Give her the ol'
Flirty McMuscles?

- Flirty McMuscles?

- Insults don't come naturally
to me, okay?

Ugh!
- Priya, wait!

I was gonna be voted off!

When Julia offered immunity,
I had to take it!

- I get it.
You wanna win.

And you'll do whatever it takes.

- That's not why I did it.

- What other reason could
you possibly have?

- You, Priya.

Immunity gave me another chance
to spend more time with you.

[sighs]
- Fine.

We can give our alliance,
just our alliance,

another shot.
But if you betray me again,

I'll... I'll...

- You'll what?
- I don't know!

Threatening people doesn't
come naturally either!

[Chris]: Attention, campers!

Get your butts down to the
field, it's challenge time!

Good morning, campers!

Before we get started,
by a show of hands,

who here likes puppies?

- Oh-oh!

- We love puppies!

- It's like a dog...
and a dog... had a baby!

- It is exactly like that.

- Then you're all gonna love
today's challenge!

Man's best frenemy!

I'd like to introduce you
to a very special guest:

Marine K9 unit leader, Master
Sergeant Valentina MacArthur!

- You kids wanna meet
some doggies?

- Yes, yes for sure, eh?

- We're gonna get licked
so much!

- Let me introduce
you to my babies.

[aggressive barking]

[shrieks]

[stomping]

[growling]

Please give a warm welcome to...

Edward Scissor-Mouth!

Bear Trap!

Chainsaw!

Blood-Hunter!

And... Booger.

[record scratching]

- Is Booger subbing
in or something?

Maybe for an actual attack dog

who's in prison for mauling
a tiger?

- I could send Chef
to break it out.

- Oh, no, no.

Booger's right where
she belongs.

Trust me on that.

- I used to have a
little purse dog.

It got more likes than me,
so I had to get rid of it.

- Anyway.
Chef, give 'em the deets.

- You will all have
two minutes to run for it.

Then we release the hounds
to hunt you down.

- Hunt us down and then what?

[barking]

- Scissor mouth says
Chomp-chomp.

Draggy-draggy.

- They drag you back to
the circle

you're currently standing on.

- These dogs have had their
rabies shots, right?

- No need for shots.

Rabies are too scared
to come near these dogs.

- With these smelly socks
I found on your cabin floors,

these monsters...
- My sweet babies.

- ...will memorize
your individual scent.

So you'll each have the same
dog chasing you

and only you the entire game.

- It's like each one of you
gets your own puppy.

- Please stop calling them that.

[Chris]: Here are the rules.

If you get dragged back
three times,

you're out of the game.

Last one standing wins immunity.

Any questions?

That was clearly rhetorical.

Your two-minute lead
starts... now!

[horn blaring]

Was that two minutes?
- No.

- Release the hounds!

- Hyah!

[barking]

- They're gaining on us!
- Wait, I got an idea!

They know us from smelling
our socks, right?

- Oh! So all we gotta do is...

[both]: Eat our socks!

Jiinx!

- Eh, great minds think alike!

- Look at them!
They have no idea who we are.

[burps]

[growling]

- My bad.

[barking]
[screaming]

This is the third time we've
eaten our socks for nothing.

[panting]

- Phew.

Okay, so dogs can't
open doors, right?

Then why run around like
the rest of these dorks

when I can just chill on my bunk
and answer DM's?

My phone... Where is it?

[door creaking]

[scream]

[growling]

- Whoa! Okay.
End of the road.

Listen, I think this dog
is only after me.

Go, save yourself.

- I'm not leaving you!

- There's nowhere for me to go!

- I'm really sorry,
but... there is.

- Whoa!
[screaming]

- A little much,
don't you think!

- Wow!

Well I guess that's one way

to make the girl of your
dreams fall for you.

- You tackled me off a cliff!?

This re-alliance
is off to a bad start.

- Hey! I went off the cliff too!

How are you mad?
I saved you from that dog!

- Okay, fair.

Um, Caleb?
You might wanna run.

- Why?

[groaning]

Aw, you're not so bad.

You're kinda cute.
Like a sweet, bug-eyed baby.

[barking]

[screaming]

- Help! Help me!

How is this dog so strong?!

I thought we were a team!

Okay, I'm okay.

I think it's gone.

Ah! Help!

- I could've done something,

but I really wanted to see what
that little monster could do.

[Chris]: It's only been

and the dogs have made short
work of Julia, Raj, and Wayne.

- I love it when they struggle

- Oh-h*!

It looks like I underestimated
Booger.

Campers, you've each
earned a red X.

Strike one!

Two more to go.

How about another head start?

- Last time was not two minutes!

- This time it will be.
I swear.

- Being a jerk with a knack
for cruelty myself,

I'm guessing your fingers
are crossed?

- You know me so well.

- Go on, 'git!

[barking]

[panting]

- Just got to make
it to the water!

Later flea bag!

[screaming]

Right.
Dogs can swim.

- Let's hide in this tree, bro!

They can't follow us up there!

- Dude, how are you so smart?

- Sometimes, at school, I get
so bored I actually listen.

[straining]

It's too high, bro!

[barking]

- I'll boost you,
then you pull me up!

- Just a little higher...

[barking]

[straining]

Got it!

Rajie, come on!

- There's no time!

- There's a shed!
Quick, hide!

[barking]

Oh! You'll never get up here
because you are not a giraffe.

- I didn't name him Chainsaw
for nothing!

- This is horrifying.

[laughs]
This is my Christmas!

[thumping]

- Think, Rajie, think!

Eating my socks didn't work.

But what if... I take off
all of my clothes?

[epic music]

- Look at the big brain
on Wayne.

[growls, whimpers]

- Lookin' good,
feelin' gorgeous!

[growling, thumping]

Ah!

- Julia! Congrats, you're in the
lead for last place!

But hold on now...

Guess we've got a tie!

- We need to step up our game

if this alliance is gonna
have a shot.

- We have an agreement,
not an alliance!

- Call it whatever you want.
Your vote belongs to me.

- Oh, and by the by,
Priya has yet to be caught.

So looks like she's about
to win immunity.

Another head start?

- Care to do the honours?

That's very sweet of you.

Sick 'em!
[barking]

- All clear, Rajie!

Come on, we can...

[screams]

The horrors I've seen, bro.

That maniac dog... tearing my
buddy limb from limb,

plastic guts everywhere!
[sobs]

No pulse... no breathing... his
heart and lungs are... gone!?

But how am I gonna put him back
together?!

Rajie!

- Somewhere out in these
woods is a boy.

Pantless and afraid.

- Let me handle this, big guy.

Put the boy,
back in the pants.

Boy. Back. In. Pants.

- Not the first time your
puppy's pantsed a civilian, huh?

- Not even the first time today.

[sobbing]

- We didn't even get
to the cup finals.

- Oh! That would've been sick.

- What?
Two Rajies?

- How?
- Bro, I made a fake.

I'm the real one.

- Oh man, that's a relief, bro!

Sweet fake out.
- I know, right?

[growling]

- Oh right, the dogs.

[screaming]

[panting]

- Oof, ugh, what is that
stench?

Ew, nasty.

Huh. These dogs are tracking us
by scent,

so to throw them off you need
something

that smells really strong.

Ugh, this is my only shot
at winning immunity.

- Ugh, that smell will
never come out.

- Raj, where are your pants?
This is a family show.

- Blood-Hunter!

[Chris]: That's two strikes
against you, boys.

One more and you are out.

- Just 'cause we play hockey

doesn't mean we don't know
how doggie baseball works.

- Then you know what comes next.

Run.

[screaming]

[barking]

[sniffs, whimpers]

- It worked!

Ugh, I smell worse than this
outhouse, but it worked!

And now I make sure
Priya gets fetched.

A bucket filled with bacon
grease should help.

[sniffing]

- Phew.

Oh!

Bacon grease?!

Whoa!

- Oh, and Priya gets served
up like a glazed ham.

- She's what's for dinner.

[sniffing]
- Nice doggie...

No!
[screaming]

- Not my first bacon
grease rodeo.

- That's a strike for Priya!

Aww, he loves you.

- No, he loves bacon.

And he's five seconds
away from eating her.

[gaps, screams]

[growling]

- Booger may be freakishly
strong but those little legs?

No way she's
out swimming a canoe.

[gasps]

[rumbling]

No, no, no!

If I wasn't so terrified,
I'd be impressed.

[barking]
[panting]

- Please tell me you weren't
being chased by dogs.

- No, why?

- Chew toy!

[screaming]

A chew toy?

Where did that even come from?

- Mmmm, I love same day
delivery!

- Raj, Wayne, you're out!

- Ah, man.
- Bummer, dude.

[Chris]: Ha! And Caleb's out
too!

Good work, Booger!

- I've got skills.

Booger just played
the better game today.

[Chris]: Oh and Priya loses
another game of fetch!

It all comes down
to Julia and Priya.

- Don't worry, Caleb, I've
got this alliance... mate?

Why can't I sound cool?

You can count on me!

[growling]

- I mean, I'm in the clear
either way.

But I wasn't gonna say it.

- Oh good, you're still here!

You wanna be friends, right?

Just let me hide behind you
and scare away a dog, okay?

Great.
[bellowing]

[growling]

Ugh, farts.

No! Ow! Bad dog!
Let me go!

- And Julia is caught!

It's all over!
Wait. What's this?

Here comes Priya!
First one here loses the game!

Priya is gaining fast,

but is there enough time for her
to catch up?

This is gonna be a close one!

- Absolutely not!

I have the power
of fake nails!

[groaning]

- Julia wins!

- Woo! Yes!

Thank you.

Now that I have immunity,

I need to get the hockey bros
to vote for Priya.

That girl is gonna be gonzo.

What are we thinkin'
for this vote?

I like the sound of Priya,
don't you?

- Hm, we don't know, Julia.

- Yeah, this decision's
been hard!

- Totally, right?

Super hard.

But Priya was last season's
winner...

- Well, see, it was hard,

but then we let the moose
decide!

- Moose?
What moose?

- Queen is for Priya,
moose is for Caleb.

- It's moose!
Pull me up!

- What? I can't here you.

- Moose!
Pull me up!

[laughs]
- What?

- So yeah, that's how
the moose picked Caleb.

- Guess there's no arguing
with... the moose.

See you at campfire.

That didn't go quite as planned.

But I can still make this work.

- Well, this feels terrible,

but are we voting off Wayne
or Raj?

- Don't know.

I'll have to check with Julia.

- Right. Touch base and...
Wait, what?

You let Julia tell you
who to vote for?!

- No! We just made a deal where,

in return for immunity she tells
me who to vote for from now on

and... yes, I'm realizing
the answer is yes.

- Seriously!?

What is happening?!

I want to trust him, but every
time I turn around,

he's made another deal
with Julia!

You never should have
agreed to that!

Now you're her puppet!

Bye Caleb, I'm voting
for whoever I want.

Maybe Wayne, Raj,
or even... you!

- For the record.

I agreed to it because I made
Julia promise

we'd never vote off Priya.

- One last look before you
take your lover out?

- Leave me alone, Julia.

- Hear me out.

Wayne and Raj have consulted
their moose.

- Their what?

- Don't ask, but they're
voting for Caleb.

So either you vote with Caleb
and I or Caleb's going home.

And I bet you don't want that.

[epic music]

[barking]

- Ooh!

Quite. The. Day!
You all look dog tired.

[moans]

I don't think they get the joke.

- No, no, we all got it.

- Fine. Just go ahead and do
your little recap thingie.

- Julia. You started the day
with no friends

and ended the day
with even less.

- Immunity.
Don't care.

- Raj. You let your BFF think
you'd been torn apart by a dog

then ran around in your undies.
- He looked like a superhero!

- Caleb.
You pushed Priya off a cliff.

- Because I care about her!

- You have the wooing skills
of a dumpster fire.

- Okay, let's do this.
You know the deal,

a marshmallow takes you
to the final four.

The following campers are safe:
Julia,

Priya, and Wayne.

One marshmallow remains.

Will Raj skate through,

or will Caleb manage to muscle
out the competition?

And the final marshmallow
goes to...

[tense music]

Caleb.

- You... saved me?

- I... couldn't say
goodbye to you.

Not yet.

Could've told me it was all
coming down to my vote,

ya big dummy.

- I'd rather go home than cause
you even one more second

of heartache.

- Raj, you've been benched!

Dock o' Shame time, bud.

So, any last words Raj?

I'd just like to shout out
to all my teammates

watching from home:
Show owls rule!

Bowie, put your dancing shoes on

'cause we're going out.

And Wayner.

We won't reach the end together,

but we'll always be together
in the end.

[sobbing]

- This is all very touching,
but... time to go!

[rumbling]

- Hoot hoot!

- What a day.

Friends torn apart,
lovers reunited,

alliances broken... for good?

Find out next time on...

Why are you still here?

- I don't know.

- On Total Drama Island!