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01x05 - Pizza Eclipse/The Robot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales in the City". Aired: February 24, 2017.*
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Larry, Bob and all their Veggie friends share their city adventures.

01x05 - Pizza Eclipse/The Robot

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there is a great big city where each day

begins with exciting New Adventures for

our veggie friends the hustle and the

bustles going to make you smile when you

see all of our veggies live in City sty

they're

unforg Inc

Inc tell because

vegetable vegil broccoli vegil C

veg in the city veg tales in

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City you've tuned in to Astro geek radio

bringing you live coverage of the

billion Millennium Eclipse only 10 hours

before the eclipse but a word of caution

make sure you don't look directly into

an eclipse it will harm your eyes with

these techno Eclipse sunglasses I can

safely look at the eclipse without

hurting

my they didn't break what you working on

Bob this is my newest invention techno

eclip sunglasses they let me see any

eclipse without damaging my eyes you

look pretty cool by Bob that too only 10

hours to go good night Larry I need to

get some sleep good night Bob you get

some

sleep while I pop mad wheelies on my

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bulldozer there I'll be sure to wake up

at 5:15 a.m. just the perfect time to

get up brush my teeth and see the

eclipse

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yeah Larry I'm trying to

sleep I'm practicing for the freestyle

bulldozer championships if I win I get

the biggest pizza ever

[Applause]

made you're upside down how do you get

back up it's not easy but if you're

really

skilled you can get out of it well I I

have to wake up super early so try to

keep it down will you okay I'll just

turn the volume down you can do that oh

yeah this puppy has all the bells and

whistles check it

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out wow thanks Larry no worries babo hey

when I win that pizza you me pizza party

consider me RSV Pizza done nothing's

going to stop us from having our pizza

party good night Bob good night

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Larry

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wow whoops I better get

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those just got to get some

oh

no

woohoo good morning Astro Geeks I hope

you're ready for the eclipse of the

century I am I am I am it won't be long

now just enough time to brush your teeth

and find a good place to view the

eclipse where my techno Eclipse viewing

sunglasses Larry must have taken

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them oh hey hey Bob Larry have you seen

my sunglasses well here's the thing 30

seconds get ready to watch astronomical

history in the M there's not much time

15 seconds oh the anticipation just

remember it was an accident accident 10

seconds what

happened well 5

seconds I may have crushed them on

accident you smashed my clip sunglasses

with your bulldozzer ladies and

gentlemen I'm speechless frankly I Glory

stricken how can I begin to describe the

utter Majesty the

beauty oh

no I'm sorry Bob I'm super duper sorry

you ruined it I didn't mean to Bob Larry

please I'm very disappointed and I just

need some alone time does this mean no

pizza

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party you look down in the dumps Larry I

messed up real bad this time oh my what

pray tell happened I crushed Bob's

glasses with my bulldozzer the pizza

party's cancelled it's the end no it's

not cancelled Larry I forgive you my

friend Bob how could you forgive me I

ruined your life Ephesians 4:32

encourages us to forgive one another so

I missed an eclipse it doesn't mean I

have to miss out on our friendship too

ah thanks for forgiving me Bob you're

the best I'm going to go win that

bulldozer championship for us I hope you

do then pizza party pizza

Ric oh yeah we all here at the extreme

freyle bulldo

champ down you can say that again bacon

brother so far nobody has been able to

touch stop the bulldozing dynamite of

Larry the

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Cucumber even close Larry is super duper

aloa King Kong Cooper F smack your lava

tastic and that's the final score there

are the Cucumbers number one oh yeah

that's how it's done son you just won

the biggest pizza ever made Jam here's

your

coupon better hang on to that what you

going to do next do Master Larry

tomorrow my best friend Bob and I are

going to have a huge pizza party

Victory it smells like Giant Pizza way

to go Larry what's with all the

sunglasses Bob I'm making 800 of them in

case there's another eclipse it won't

matter if you break another pair that

makes perfect sense tomorrow you me

biggest pizza on

Earth see you in the morning friend good

night

Larry oh man my house you look

remarkable

oops no bad vacuum drop

it no no no no no

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Larry I I I sucked your coupon into the

vacuum cleaner and it's gone Larry gone

my biggest pizza ever made

no yes I'm so sorry I'll do anything to

make it up to you anything I'll make you

a pizza I'll make make 30 pizzas Bob I

just need some alone

time does this mean no pizza party I

know I'll win the coupon back in round

two of the freestyle bulldozer

Championship oh look at the

pepperoni this is

wonderful Larry you don't look well what

happened my Giant Pizza coupon Bob

destroyed

it are you going to let one giant coupon

ruin a wonderful friendship it wasn't a

giant coupon it was a normalized coupon

I have lots of those Bob lost my Giant

Pizza it's gone it was Bob's

fault didn't Bob forgive you for making

him miss that Eclipse I'm canceling the

pizza party

no it's the end of the greatest

friendship between two vegetables and

the history of the veggie

verse all right I will become an amazing

freestyle bulldozzer

I'll enter the

competition I'll win back that coupon

and in doing so I will win back my

friend this thing is harder to Ste than

it

look mom was driving the bulldozer when

went out of control now he's stuck and

nobody can get him out oh no

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Bob Bob I'll save

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you I'm sorry Larry I was trying to win

back that pizza you put yourself in real

danger all because I was too mad to

forgive you I forgive you Bob I should

have all along you do the pizza party's

back on the pizza party's back on now

let's get this thing

down hey everybody look an eclipse what

there's no eclipse today wait never look

directly at an eclipse everyone put on

your techno Eclipse

sunglasses listen up Astro Geeks we've

just received word that an unprecedented

unpredicted and unparalleled eclipse is

happening right now this is an even

greater Eclipse than

yesterday's what kind of an eclipse is

that Mom it's a pizza

Eclipse they gave it to you without a

coupon look up high Pizza in the sky

Pizza in the sky Pizza in the sky fill a

million tummies with it giant pepperonis

aing in the

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sky astronomers are loving it scientists

have studied it everyone agrees that it

has yummy yummy cheese on it 100 miles

across you could swim in it sauce we

like to take AAP on it and

have look up high there's Pizza in the

sky Pizza in the

Pizza in the and what's really ni is

there's lots of awesome slices

every Pizza in the

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sky wow big pizza hooray

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I am a robot watch me do my robot

dance hello red circular Bean hey Larry

I am not Larry I am Larry bot 9000 oh

Larry bot 9000 huh and what does a Larry

bot 9000 do Larry bot 9000 can do ah

stuff do robots normally say uh uh no I

mean yes malfunction

malfunction ah forget it it's just me

Larry surprise yeah I knew you knew but

that's the longest I've ever worked on

an impression like at least 5 minutes

but you still look like Larry H so I got

to somehow get every robot in the world

to look like me or make a really

convincing robot costume the costume

sounds easier I'll do it when to help

sure I would love to play robots with

you Larry and I would love to play

robots with you playing robots with me

Bob let's get to

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work there we fixed your

car now should we get started on the

robot costume let's do it

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it's

perfect let's try it

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out hello my name is Bob what should the

name of our bot be bot be I like that

how about bot B bot B it is bot bot bot

B hello mustached grape may I have one

oil milk shake hold the

milk joke complete what's a robot doing

in my

store it's just us we made a robot

costume pretty cool huh oh very

impressive you sure fooled me Bob what

if we actually fool people into thinking

we're a real life robot with a costume

like bot B they'll be fooled for

sure they're going to be fooled

it's great to use your imagination but

if you fool people too many times they

won't trust you

anymore okay we'll just keep it

[Laughter]

fun robot are we hold around we go left

we go right we're making this sound we

go B BP B BP BP

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robots are we we do robot stuff we clunk

and clink with eyes that blink we don't

pop and pop we go b

b

b nuts and bolts keep us together so we

don't rust we avoid rainy

WEA are we a mechanical be we're

designed to M we never eat we go b b BP

BP

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B hello domesticated Olive Canine

Companion translating dog language

beepop you said Bob and Larry are super

cool dudes

the dog has challenged bot B to roll

over challenge

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accepted detecting

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jump detecting

fetchy what's a big idea what a robot I

thought robots were make believe like

dragons or people who like anshel

Larry he thinks we're a real

robot yes I am a real robot my name is

bot

B a robot boss has been wanting a robot

I've got to tell

him I can't believe this I'm going to be

famous I'll be known as the guy who saw

a robot one

time ow ow robots don't say ow

who's in there reveal

yourself it's just us bill that was just

you guys the whole time we were

pretending gotcha now I won't be known

as the guy who saw a robot that one time

I'll just be known as the guy who saw

some other guys that one

time

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Bill Rooney

that kind of backfired

huh careful motato just nice and easy

and

boss Sorry

boss but boss I saw something I think

you'd like was it a completed house of

cards made by me perhaps cuz I would

like if you saw that no boss I saw a

robot

a robot what kind of a robot a really

cool one it was doing dog tricks who

knows what else he can do H I've been

looking for a new Gadget I'm So I must

have this robot where is it out in the

city great I'll go get it clean all this

up for me will you 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 0

for a robot you're pretty bad at

counting no Tina I think that's binary

code that is correct wow this is so cool

where did you come from anyway I came

from uh motato

mot wait is that Bob and Larry in there

yeah fooled you well it wasn't funny

this is the first time I've ever not

laughed at a robot hope you're

happy I feel a little bad fooling people

like that yeah but it was all in good

fun they'll forgive

us what's going

on my very own robot oh I've always

wanted a robot no matato we're not

really a robot well that's an odd thing

for a robot to say must have fault in

programming when I get you back to the

lab I'll fix you right up no it's true

Bob we got got to get out of this

costume why can't we get out I think the

door is jammed well they must still be

working out the Kinks in your

communication eh we are not a

robot go Bob

go what do we do we need help someone's

got to get us out of this

thing the trick to balancing a baseball

bat on your head is to glue the bat to

your hat Bon B oh my is that an honest

to goodness robotic creation I see

before me no it's just Bob and Larry you

got to help us but what's the problem no

no no no no no no no don't believe a

Madam B it's a trick it's not fool me

once shame on you fool me twice shame on

me fool me three times shame on me again

fool me four times you better believe

I'll be

shame I'm feeling that shame fool me six

times hey where did they go munia Tina

mot's after us you got to help I'm not

falling for that one me

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neither faster faster faster

faster I did it I did it I got my very

own robot I'm going to go get me some

targets for you to blast you know with

your robot laser or something

Bob I never want to play robot again

that's not the problem Larry Ephesians

4:25 warns us against speaking

falsehoods we shouldn't have tricked

everyone they didn't believe us cuz they

had no reason to I want to be a veggie

my friends can

trust we saw motato chasing after you

we're sorry we didn't believe you no

we're sorry we never should have tricked

you in the first please less apologizing

more

escaping I brought these

targets my robot is escaping radishes

stop

them how handle this

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hey where'd everybody go Bill we already

escaped let's go

oh my

robot thanks for saving us our pleasure

now let's get you out of

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there P keep pulling keep

pulling thanks guys I never want to see

this costume again may I go for

it that's was

amazing Bill you're going to be known as

the guy who karate kicked a robot into a

dumpster one

time

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yes remember kids got me you special and

he loves you very

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much they're Unforgettable they are

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incredible broccoli veg celery

veg in the city

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