01x11 - The Book Club/The Lost Dust Bunny

[bunniefuu]

There is a great big city where each day

begins with exciting new adventures for

our veggie friends. The hustle and the

bustle's going to make you smile when

you see all of our veggies living city

style. They're unforgettable. They're

unforgettable. They are incredible.

Veggie tell. Because we're vegetables.

Veggie tail. Broccoli veggie tail.

Celery veggie tail in the sea. Veggie

tails in the

sea.

Wary wary.

Yes, Bob. Could you stop playing just

until I finish this book? Sure thing,

Bob.

Delightful. Okay, I'm done.

Me, too. Since we're both done, maybe we

can do something I've really wanted to

do. Stuff our mouths full of

marshmallows and then sing every song we

know. That's not my kind of fun. Oh,

okay. I was just hoping to do something

fun together. I actually already have

plans today. What? Yeah, there's an

exclusive and elite book club I'm trying

to join. They're very selective and have

incredibly high standards. I see. You

mean the kind of people who like to

stuff marshmallows in their mouths and

sing songs. No, kind of the opposite.

They're not a very silly bunch. So, when

do we go? Well,

uh, you know

what? Wouldn't you rather watch your

favorite movie for the millionth time?

You mean the prequel, The Planosaurus 2?

Well, it's not a prequel. It's just the

first one. But yeah, wouldn't you rather

watch that than come to some boring old

book club? I sure would. Phew. Oh, good.

I mean, that's good. You have fun and

I'll see you when I get back. It worked.

I feel kind of bad. Seems like you

really wanted to hang out. Anyway, who

am I even talking to? I got a fancy book

club to join.

Instead of a dictionary, I just look at

a piece of paper that says, "You already

know every word."

Delightful. Um,

hello. Is this the book club? I'm Bob.

Yes, Robert. Hello. We are happy you

wish to join our prestigious club. Thank

you for the opportunity. There's only

one open spot, Robert. So, if you prove

to be the intelligent veggie we're

looking for, we're happy to let you fill

it. So, tell us, what did you think of

the book? Well, it's got a great cover,

but I didn't judge it based on that.

Oh, I know you're a giant clad monster,

Platosaurus, but does that really mean

we can't be friends? And this book club

thing seems really important to Bob. He

probably wishes I was there.

Pause this puppy.

In chapter 3, I think it's fairly

obvious what the subtext is, but what's

less obvious is the subtext of the

subtext.

Oh, do tell. Well, hello book people.

Oh, no. Hey, Bob. It's me, your best

buddy, Larry. You know this man? I Well,

I

Are you guys Bob's new best friends? I'm

Bob's best friend, too. If we're all

going to be best friends, we should get

to know each other. What's your blood

type? Um, Larry, uh, can I see you for a

moment? Can't you see me right now? I'm

right in front of you. No, can I talk to

you over here just for a moment? Sure

thing. What are you doing here? I mean,

what happened to the movie? Oh, I've

seen it a million times. This book club

seems more fun. Uh, okay. Well, you know

what's better than a book?

What a comic book. And look, the comic

book shop is right over

there. Why don't you pop on by?

Cha-ching. Now we're talking. Phew, that

was a close

one. You know what books are great for?

Juggling. Larry, give me those.

Whoa. Larry, put me down. Whoa. Oh, hey

Bob. You're not a book.

Uh, say Larry, can I see you for a

moment? Do you need glasses? I'm right

here.

Larry, buddy, have you even read the

book? I don't think so. Well, you have

to if you're going to be a part of book

club. So, why don't you sit here quietly

and read it? Sounds like a plan. I'm in.

Okay, deep breaths. mistake. Don't Hey,

Bob. I finished the book.

So, as I was saying, reading books

forward is great. Sure. But you know

what's even better? Reading them

backwards. Nothing makes any sense. Oh,

hold that thought. Be right back.

What's up, Bob? Having trouble seeing me

again? I I just I just want to impress

these people. What's that have to do

with me?

you. I'm a little

embarrassed. This crowd isn't for you.

Oh, I see. I embarrassed you. Got it. I

It's

not I need to get

back. See you when I get

home. Sorry about that. Oh, nothing to

apologize for. Good. So, where were we

in the book? Where did your friend

Lawrence run off to? What? He's

wonderful. He is absolutely delightful.

Hear that, Bob? I'm delightful. Can you

believe this guy didn't think I'd fit in

with you? Is this true, Robert? Uh, I

just thought poorly played. Undelightful

indeed. Wait, hear me out. I believe

it's time to vote on whether or not

Robert can join the club. All four say

yay. All oppose say nay. Nay. Wait. You

didn't give enough time for anyone to

say yay. Now if you wish Lawrence to

join the group, say yay. Yay. It is

decided. Welcome to book club. Lawrence.

Okay.

Don't worry, Bob. I'll let you know what

you missed.

They pick him over me. I'm the book guy.

I'm the intellectual. What's so great

about

him? Sure, he's funny. He's nice. He

makes everyone happy with his

silliness. I guess there's a lot that's

great about him. I love watching this

movie with Larry. Remember,

Plantosaurus, a man of many companions

may come to ruin, but there is a friend

who sticks closer than a brother.

Proverbs 18:24.

Oh, I never should have put the book

club guys over my friendship with Larry.

He's my best friend. Seems like you've

learned a valuable lesson here today,

Platosaurus. You got that right.

What a scathing commentary on the

outofcontrol nature of public park

benches. Delightful. If you guys like

that, just wait till you see all the

other stuff I can spin on my head.

Lawrence, we could not be happier to

have selected you. Thanks. But we should

probably get to the book discussion. Who

would like to start us off? Well, hey,

wouldn't it be fun to share our opinions

while our mouths are full of

marshmallows?

I beg your pardon. Marshmallows?

Yeah, we cram them in our cheeks and no

one knows what we're saying.

Lawrence, your whimsy can be quite

charming, but this is a serious book

club. Does stuffing our cheeks full of

marshmallows sound serious? Yes. Do you

want to be part of a serious book club?

What do I want? What do I want? Huh?

Plantosaurus, it's time for you to go

back to your home planet. But I'll never

forget you because, well, you're a giant

plant monster from outer space. And

that'd be hard to forget. Yay!

Planosaurus. Woohoo! Larry,

I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Larry, you're a better friend than that

book club will ever be. I'm sorry I put

them over you. I'm sorry I actually

joined the book club without

you. Talking about my best friend. I'm

talking about my best friend. It's me

and him through thick and thin. My

best

friend.

Yeah. When I'm with Larry, I'm feeling

blessed.

Yay. Even when he's got breath.

Yeah. It's the truth. I like his truth.

Uhhuh. And when it comes to having fun,

Larry is the very best. Ooh. I'm talking

about my best

friend. Talking about my best friend.

It's me and him through thick and thin.

My

best friend. Yes, he is my

best friend. He's awesome. My

best

friend. Want to do something fun? Only

if you got nothing else planned. Want to

stuff our mouths full of marshmallows

and sing every song we

know. My best

friend talking about my best friend. Me

and him

through my

best friend.

Be careful, Bob and Larry. It's a long

way down. How often do you make this

trip? I come up here every day. I just

love my dust bunnies.

Whoa.

Oh, no. flicking. Andy, get off me,

Emily. Oh, silly

Lacy. I know you're all excited to see

me, but it's time for our weekly head

count.

They're so obedient. All right, let's

see. 1 2 3

4 5 This could take a while. 6 7 8 9 10

11 12 13 40 56 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37

38 39 40 That escalated quickly. 41, 42,

43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52,

53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62,

63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72,

73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82,

83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92,

93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 99. One is

missing. Where's Riker? Has anyone seen

Riker?

You saw Riker stray away towardes.

We got to find Riker. How can we help?

Bob and Larry, will you watch over these

99 dust bunnies while I look for Riker

at Ikabzes? Sure, we will. Thank you.

No. Where' I put my go-go mover, boy?

Ah, there it is. That is one helpful

nose you've got there, Mr. Eabaser.

Oh, it's you. Have you seen a dust bunny

around here? Was it gray, puffy, covered

in dust? Yes. No.

What's that, Rooney? A dust bunny trail,

you say? Riker's trail passes right

through that fence. I can track him.

Aha.

Just what do you think you're doing? Can

I borrow this? I need it to track Riker.

Do you know how to drive such a fine

piece of machinery? I'm sure I can

figure it out.

Well, at least he's off my lawn.

But this dust leads straight

to the comic book shop. I'm coming,

Riker.

They're staring at us. That's only fair.

We're staring at them.

They're getting closer. I could be

wrong, but this looks like the making of

a bunny

pile. That tickles. Larry. Yes, Bob. All

I can see is dust bunny.

Boy, Archie's got a sneezy job. I hope

he's doing okay.

I'll trade you one Mayor Archerald card

for two Larry Boys. No way. Larry Boy is

a great superhero, while Mayor Archerald

is a

bureaucrat. I'll trade you this gray

rock for your Mayor Archerald card.

Thinking about it.

Whoa, nice moves, mayor. I'm following

my dust bunny's trail of dust, and it

leads right into this store. Have you

seen my dust bunny? Avocado, you're the

one with a mind like a steel trap. Sure.

He came in here Oh, a couple of minutes

ago. Oh, no. It could have been three

days ago. Oh, no. Wait, I probably don't

remember. The junk. That's the sound of

a steel trap. I have no time for this.

Which way did he go? Out the back door.

Thank you.

I'll give you my entire veggie card

collection for your mayor Archer Ball

card. No way. I'm keeping this baby

forever. Forever. I say

this way. I do hope Bob and Larry are

all right.

Larry, these dust bunnies need something

to do.

I got it. They need exercise. I don't

see exercise equipment anywhere around

here. We don't need exercise equipment

to exercise, Bob. Let's take them for a

walk all the way to our house. Good

idea. I could use a walk myself. Follow

us, dust bunnies. Hopup, hop, hop.

Try to keep up, Justin. No lolly

gagging, Tim.

It's working, Larry. I wonder if Archie

found that missing dust bunny.

Reich, where could he be? Riker, Riker,

my precious dust bunny. I'm looking

high, I'm looking

low. Where oh where did Riker go? He's

up there on Visa's

lawn. All I know is Riker's

gone. Junior, have you seen him? She's

shaking her head now. Can somebody tell

me where did Riker go? Reicher. Reich.

Where can he be? Riker, Riker, my

precious dusk bunny. I'm looking

high, I'm looking

low. Where oh where did Riker go? Where

oh where did Reika

go? The trail runs out here. Which way

did he go?

He went this way, the opposite direction

of Bob, Larry, and my dust bunnies, whom

I am wondering about.

Lots of fun to be had over

here. Let's play with Bob's expensive

weather machine. No, wait. Instead of

ruining all my stuff, let's uh let's

wonder how Archabald is doing. Good

idea.

Hm. I wonder how Bob and Larry are

doing. Hey, we're still wondering how

Archabald is doing. Well, I'm wondering

how Bob and Larry are doing. Mayor

Archeald. Bob and Larry. Mayor. Bob.

Archeald. Larry. Mayor Archald. Bob and

Larry. No,

wait. Enough of that.

There's the dust trail, but it goes way

up higher than this asparagus could

reach. It would take an airplane to get

up to that roof. Too bad I don't have an

airplane. Airplane for rent? Who needs

an airplane? Did you say that this

airplane is for rent? I did, Mayor

Archer. How much does it cost to rent

this plane? Whatever you have in your

pockets, Mayor Archer. All I have is

this diamond I inherited worth $7

billion. Finding Riker is worth it.

That'll do. Riker, the dusk bunny.

You're spending $7 billion on a dust

bunny. He's worth a lot to me.

I should warn you that a storm is on the

way. It could get dangerous up there.

Like I said, Riker is worth a lot to me.

Riker sure gets around.

Hold on, Riker. I'm coming for you.

Don't get any ideas. This pie is not for

you.

Oh, no you don't. You'll just have to

wait until I cut this pie into 99

pieces. No touchy.

Larry, I can't see Riker's trail

anymore. I can't see anything

anymore. Going

down. That was close.

Now to find

that dust trail.

That's quite a collection of veggie

cards you have there. Would you take a

Jimmy card for a classic Bob the Tomato?

Thank you.

How about this classic cordy card?

Never mind. It was before your time.

I'd better find that dust bunny before

the weather gets

worse. Too

late.

Ryer so cold. The trail of dust is

covered in snow. How will I ever find

you

now, Riker?

Oh, I have you now. As long as I'm here,

it's going to be okay. Riker,

let's get you home.

Come here now, my friends and neighbors.

Rejoice with me, for I have found my

dusk bunny which was lost. I don't get

it. Why all this trouble over just one

dust bunny? It's like there must be a

deeper meaning or something. Archabald,

you're back.

Bob,

Larry, thank you so much for taking good

care of the dust bunnies while I was

gone. Not a problem.

Remember kids, God made you special and

he loves you very much.

They're unforgettable. They are

incredible.

Veggie tail. Broccoli veggie tail.

Celery veggie tail in the city.