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02x07 - Ichaburgertopia/The Truth Hurts

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales in the City". Aired: February 24, 2017.*
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Larry, Bob and all their Veggie friends share their city adventures.

02x07 - Ichaburgertopia/The Truth Hurts

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there is a great big city where each day

begins with exciting New Adventures for

our VG friends the hustle and the

bustles going to make you smile when you

see all of our veggies live in City

Style

for Inc got veg tailes to tell because

we're vegetable veg tailes broccoli veg

tailes celery V T in the city veg tales

in the city

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you wanted to see me sir Bob I hear you

have a background in architecture yes

I've been known to architect a thing or

two well ick Berger is on the rise and

ready to expand so I want to hire you to

build

this IAB Burger I Opia the world's

largest and greatest Burger Joint wow

well the first thing to consider would

be a solid foundation there's a great

spot by P grapes that could handle it

already looked into it too expensive so

where were you going to build here right

on the water I've already broken ground

uh sand I'm not so sure sand is the best

place to build well I'll figure it out

you're the architect okay well I guess

if I could great here's your

construction crew

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hi Bob let's build some stuff everybody

who is Bob says we need this finished by

national Burger day you got it good luck

okay I guess we better get to digging do

you have a back hoe we have something

better dogs how will you get them to dig

in the right spot by burying bones where

we want them to dig yeah we were here

all night burying bones wait so you dug

holes then filled them back in so the

dogs would dig where you already dug hey

it's working isn't

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it while Bob is building I need you to

review my slogans what have you got so

far how about this IAB Burger Topia it's

big huh what else you got that's it I

thought that was a slam

dunk y hello kaber we finished digging

and started construction great I really

wish you'd consider building elsewhere

thanks Bob keep up the good work IAB

beizer hello are you there m can I get

you a burger babo a burger the kitchen

hasn't even been built

yet get your Burgers nice and hot you

guys already put in the grill we were

hungry we still need to finish the

electrical the plumbing the insulation

and the sign we still need to put up the

sign the sign would be the last thing to

put up oh or maybe the next

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thing oh man I still had Burgers cooking

oh buy one get one free at the brand new

IAB Burger Topia the world's largest

Burger Joint w 100 22 floors of fast

food well when does it open it opens on

National Burger day which is the

Saturday it says right here this

Saturday that can't be right uh-oh that

is right can they have it done by this

Saturday of course my construction crew

can do anything this

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Saturday Okay update we have to finish

by this Saturday but that doesn't mean

we r

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R

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wow

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he a

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resigned you can't resign what was it

the bad construction crew hey well no

was it the lack of any real construction

equipment that didn't help either but no

then why why are you leaving when iberer

Topia should be finished in days because

we're still building on a bad Foundation

a you're back on that again and you're

all leaving with him I've learned that

Bob is usually right about most things

can it really be that bad yes a bad

Foundation is everything I'm sorry

aaber hello I need the world's fastest

construction team yeah I'll pay any

price yes even a bazillion dollar I know

it was a hard choice but I'm glad we

resigned I just couldn't let that build

and go up in good conscience it's okay I

kept getting sawdust up my nose

anyway luckily that restaurant will

never get finished since we're not

working on it it won't then what's that

on

TV here we are at the grand opening of

uropia the greatest burger joint in the

world wow it really is huge how did he

is today Saturday it's Saturday and the

crowds are lined up ready to take one of

the 13 ele elevators to the 122nd floor

where they may Place their order I

wonder who built it it doesn't matter

it's on bad land if a storm comes and

now today is

weather thanks CH looks like blue sky

Sunshine birds chirping

daffodils hold the

fod scratch that storms are coming rains

falling winds blowing hopefully nobody

build anything on a bad Foundation out

there because ooh we everyone is at the

new IAB burger and a storm is headed

their way we have to tell a

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aaser here's your EAB Burger Topia order

enjoy kaber did you hear the news a big

storm is headed our way rumors

conspiracies then what do you call

that ah that'll burn off it's headed

this way and when it hits this building

will not stand scram I have Burgers to

sell well that one is

expected everybody quick get out of the

building I mean please gather your

personal belongings take small children

by the hand and proceed in an orderly

fashion to the nearest

exit what are you doing

sorry come back it's fine I had this

puppy built by Swedish corn Carpenters

the best in the

industry niab beizer the storm is here

oh this is all your fault you're just

mad I fired you you didn't fire me I

resigned tomato tomato it's

tomato here it

comes Cal down before it falls leave me

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alone it's teering

but still

standing just when you think he can't

get any more

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stubborn anybody got a

boat come on we got to save aaber no why

didn't this thing come with

floating grab on no way it's too too

late it's sunk just climb aboard and

let's get out of

here my beautiful restaurant all those

Burgers leather stools premium ketchup

double ply napkins laminated

placements it's

gone here's some hot cocoa to warm you

up well you were right suppose you want

to rub it in huh I'm just glad you're

okay I had the biggest the fanciest

strongest burger restaurant on Earth and

it all sank thanks to a bad Foundation

you know in the Bible Jesus said

everyone who hears these words of mine

and puts them into practice is like a

wise man who built his house on the rock

we should live our lives like we should

build our burger joints on something

solid exactly there's still solid land

next to PA grapes if you want to build

again only if I can get my my old

architect back you got

it you don't build your house on Sand

it's best to come up with a better plan

if the house your making on a solid

foundation when the rain comes down your

house will stand build it on a

rock build it on a rock build it on a

rock build it on a rock the solid rock

of God

build your life on Solid Ground feel

confident when you're walking around and

life is better if in stormy weather it's

on a rock when the rain comes down build

it on a rock not the sand now build it

on a rock it will stand out build it on

a rock build it on a rock the solid rock

of God

the solid rock of

God now then for helping me build you

guys all get free burgers one

each Bob I have you to thank for all

this you helped me learn a valuable

lesson really build your restaurant on

Solid Ground just like you build your

life on God's teachings

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I hope you've learned a valuable lesson

here today Larry the Bible teaches us to

always be honest in a loving way I told

the FIB and caused a whole mess of

trouble sorry about that Jimmy it's all

good but now I've learned to always be

honest always be honest

looks like everything is back to normal

thanks

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granny well that Adventure wrapped up

nicely now it's off to my day job where

everything should be pretty

uneventful Ty tyy

Ty hey Larry hey you boss how's it going

great just type in away say that reminds

me

Ty Larry I have a job for you does it

involve typing no but it does involve

toy robots toy robots you know how this

company makes everything there's nothing

we don't make turns out I forgot about

toy robots that should be the number one

thing on your list you're telling me

demand for toy robots is high so I want

you to train a team of workers to make

and then sell toy robots in the comp

shop down the street I get to train a

team yes but you need to be completely

honest with them about their skills I

literally just learned to only be honest

perfect this seems like a sufficient

amount of exposition to get the ball

rolling

yeah welcome to toy robot assembly

training petunia sir yes sir thank you

sir uh you're welcome anyway I'll be

critiquing your performance and don't

think I'll go easy on you just because

you're my friend I'm going to be honest

with you sir I wouldn't have it any

other way sir uh great Shall We

Begin the head piece screws on to the

body piece the arms pop in the

side and the legs slide in the

bottom not bad but it could be

beginner's luck let's see if the next

robot goes as well take a breath let's

try again wo wo wo will this do sir it

certainly will I honestly have no

critiques you pass but I do have one

question why are you talking like that

oh sorry I come from a family of drill

sergeants it it just comes out sometimes

if it makes you a better toy robot maker

then I'm all for it sir thank you

sir Madame B I'm going to teach you how

to properly sell our toy robots here at

the comic shop wonderful I am an

excellent

salesperson I once sold myself five

subscriptions to the same magazine

that's good I I guess oh here comes a

customer let's see what you

got what's

this this my youthful friend is a brand

new robot for sale toy robot toy robot

we must always make that distinction

other wise people don't know what

they're getting oh well yes yes of

course my my mistake a toy robot how

much does it cost the toy robot can be

yours for the low low price of

$5.99 low low price wrong that makes it

sound cheap just one low the low price

of

$5.99 the low price of $5.99 I'll take

it I'll get you your

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change $4

And1

thanks and that was real close Madame B

Larry if I may you're making it somewhat

difficult to give a good

performance maybe don't be so harsh with

your critiques I'm just being

honest rapid fire quiz what is the toy

robot age range uh six anded up flashing

laser color red karate chop feature

is awesome true or false the toy robot

has too many

buttons false that's correct 20 buttons

is not too many buttons cuz it's

impossible to have too many buttons you

passed Madame B but barely

bill you are my last recruit I hope I do

well I'm a little nervous that's too bad

nerves will do you no favors here so

what do I do as the dads come down the

thing ofama jig I twist the de on to the

Whatchamacallit those are not the proper

terms

sorry attach a head to the body connect

the arms slide in the legs

too

slow oh wait a minute

connect keep

up bad

bacon thing I don't

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know okay oh is it I've seen some poor

toy robot makers in my day but none this

poor I know I'm not doing well but

you're making me really nervous your

comments would probably be more helpful

if you were a little Kinder sorry Bill

but I have no choice you

fail I failed bill you are not qualified

to be on my team you lack skills in

every area I'm sorry just being

honest day one of toy robot

manufacturing is going off without a

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hitch we should have more any minute if

you'll just be patient I I know you've

been waiting for 45 minutes well I I

could sell you a magazine

subscription Madame B what's going on oh

thank goodness you're here toy Rob Bots

are flying off the shelves well that's

good well not when you don't have nearly

enough in stock I'll tell patun to hurry

things up

Pia sir yes sir we need more toy robots

sir it is physically impossible for me

to go any faster

sir well do your

best Lawrence we need another person on

the team we would have had bill but he

wasn't qualified I'm sure Bill might

need to improve but and I'm speaking

from experience here are you sure there

wasn't something you could have improved

as well like what you had some great

things to teach us but you said them in

an unloving way that made it hard to

learn from you I was just being honest

that's what I learned from the Bible

always be honest always be honest

how in a loving

way I need a break

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come on Bill you got to practice if you

want to make the team you can do this

you can a

Fiddlesticks poor Bill he's really

trying I wonder if Madame B is

Right Larry bad news toy robots are not

bringing in the numbers I hoped we're

selling them but we don't have the seems

like you don't have the veggie power to

p pull it off that's what I'm trying to

say in fact if you and your team don't

pick up the pace I might have to fire

all of you what yeah just being

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honest hey Bill oh hey Larry I'm really

sorry you're

sorry yeah granny taught me to always be

honest but I only made things worse

because I forgot an important part of

her lesson to be honest with

love want to try again you madean it

yeah as the Pieces come by think about

how they fit and then put them

together no that's not right but it's

the right idea try

again you got it great job now you're

getting it I did it

la la la la la la la be truthful kind

and gentle with everything you say treat

others like you want to be treated

yourself be honest in a loving way when

you lead a team being kind not mean Let

Your Love be your guide in everything be

honest in a loving

way honest in a loving way be truthful

kind and gentle yay

each and every day when you're at work

or play with everything you say be

truthful kind and gentle

yes honest in a loving

way honest in a loving way

woohoo bill you did great I'm happy to

say you

pass oh yeah toy robot dance party

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Larry toy robot numbers are up up

up well that's because I got a pretty

great

team sir I'm a toy robot making machine

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sir remember kids God madees you special

and he loves you very much

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much they're Unforgettable they are

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incredible broccoli vegie

celery in the city

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