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02x09 - Books of the Bible/Monster in the Closet

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales in the City". Aired: February 24, 2017.*
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02x09 - Books of the Bible/Monster in the Closet

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into the

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city thank you all for coming to the

annual Town contest day this year's

contest is simple whoever can memorize

every book of the Bible in order wins

free ice cream for a

year amaz that ice cream is as good as

mine mine too there can only be one

winner Bill well then in that case we'll

work together I don't think so in the

spirit of working together I have

preassigned teams of

two each of you will be paired up with

someone of my choosing the team who

recites the books in order and shows the

greatest level of teamwork wins can I

team up with myself this is ridiculous I

don't need help me neither the pairs

will be as follows Bob and Jerry Larry

and Granny

asparagus Mr Lunt and Laura carrot yay I

got a smart one oh no I don't see how

this is going to make things any easier

likewise Madam blueberry and bacon Bill

bacon Bill

yipp Arch bald if I may you mustn't pair

me with Bill I mean I like Bill he's

hilarious who doesn't love bacon I just

don't think he'd be a good teammate

Madam you don't have to enter the

contest if you don't want to but if

you're going to compete these are the

rules you can do this work together fine

come William we have memorizing to do

chocolate Prine coconut cream big dish

of vanilla grape gorilla

W that's the

spirit I love ice cream CH chocolate

chip and a mango dream peut butter

banana cream why are you carrying me

because we need to stay focused you

can't be zinging here and there

distracted by every silly little thing

we must win that ice cream oh yeah

there's marmalade Mudge lemon swirl

Slappy mberry bubblegum squirrel I am

hopeful you know your books of the Bible

like you know your ice cream flavors

well sure I do there's the book of rocky

road at o wait that's still an ice cream

flavor hey wait

up what if we take the first letter of

every book of the Bible and make one

giant word out of them then that word

would help us remember all the books of

the Bible so that would be G for Genesis

e l n d Gan that's already a weird word

huh what's with the giant marshmallow

this is the marshmallow of

forgetfulness

huh yes it's an old trick I learned in

nursing school punching a marshmallow

helps you not forget

things and it works it sure does now

take that

marshmallow yeah take that and that this

is fun

so what should we do oh I know what if

we put weights on our heads if our

brains have to lift extra weight they'll

become

stronger wow Madam is this yours how

much do you

bench I think the best thing for you to

do will be to sit

here you can read this funny book and

I'll do the memorizing you think you can

handle that I I guess yes I have a gift

for writing catchy Melodies I'll come up

with something so catchy it'll never

leave my head then I'll sing the books

of the Bible this will be easy as

pie hey I didn't mess up I was just

clearing my throat P let me try again

Genesis Exodus deuteron whoops Leviticus

Leviticus how does a pie in the face

help me memorize again makes us try hard

fine trade places and we'll see how you

like it Genesis Exodus pie ah messed up

already pie wait a minute you like

getting pies in the face let's go

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again Genesis

eggs oh that's no good chocolate paline

coconut Queen big dish of vanilla grape

gorilla would you stop with the ice

cream flavors sorry it's just this thing

I do makes the words flow I learned all

the flavors that way well you're messing

up my

flow well maybe you need a peak I can

play

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drums that's it I've had it

we oh man so many great rides today

Madam what's this I forfeit I could have

done it on my own but no offense to Bill

I I can't get a thing done with him

around oh I created this contest with

first Peter 410 in mind it says we have

gifts to serve each other different

gifts that strengthen each other's faith

and bring glory to God yes of course but

this is different I don't think so you

just need to look for the gifts within

each other well it's a nice thought but

I don't see what bill could possibly

contribute Cara melon butterscotch moose

track sour Squatch lime grape water

crust no ice cream for me I

guess you

work this is one tough

marshmallow the books of the Bible

contest now begins Larry and Granny are

you

ready huh are you ready to recite the

books of the Bible in

order well we've been punching this

marshmallow so we wouldn't forget but we

spent so much time trying not to forget

that we forgot to remember so you're

saying we've got nothing

Madam blueberry are you here um I I came

to apologize you see I guess I'm not

always as helpful as I think I am

Matthew

Mar this is terrible oh I can't enter

the contest alone anyway might as well

forget

it imagine all that ice cream we could

have had cookies and cream vanilla bean

peppermint pickle chunky pudle what you

were just doing with the ice cream

flavors you say you memorized them that

way yep I know all of them by Heart come

here can you fit the books of the Bible

to this

tune well sure let me see what I can

do genesis and exodus and the book

Leviticus Numbers Deuteronomy Joshua

Judges Ruth a bill yes did I mess up no

you did well Bill you did very well I'm

sorry about how I treated you I should

have seen what you're capable of with

your lyrical flow and my melodious hooks

we just might win that ice cream oh yeah

I'm talking about a chunky monkey and an

apple slice no no no focus on the books

of the Bible Bill books of the Bible

First Timothy second Timothy Titus

no one has made it this far only 10 more

to go what's Jerry's part in this

anyway

Ro Phil

Philippians oh man

a

pie it looks like that's the end of our

contest I'm sad to announce that we had

no winner this year I hope hold on the

making in the blueberry are back

baby you're reentering the contest yes

we are may I I tried to write a song to

memorize the books of the Bible but I

couldn't do it

alone bill and I wrote this song I

couldn't have done it without him hit it

blue

books of the Bible books of the Bible

let's all sing every title Ready Set Old

Testament Genesis and exodus and the

book Leviticus Numbers Deuteronomy

Joshua Judges Ruth hasi Samuels 2 and

so's the Kings two Chronicles and Ezra

brings us onto nehemiah's text Esther

job and Psalms are next Proverbs

Ecclesiastes onto Solomon and his songs

Isaiah Jeremiah through Lamentations

leading to Ezekiel and Daniel Hosea and

a guy named Joel

a DI Trail Jonah who was in the whale M

Hab cook Zephaniah got a book two more

books that do Inspire Hagi and then

Zachariah and don't forget the final guy

he's the one named Malachi do we get

them all we got a whole new testament

Sher with me books to the Bible books to

the Bible Ready Set New Testament

Matthew Mark Luke and John acts Romans

Corinthians Galatians Ephesians

Philippians Colossians Thessalonians

first and second Timothy Titus FMA next

we see Hebrews James Peters and John's a

doom Nam Jude and the last book revelon

or Revelation books of the Bible books

of the Bible now you know them every

title though it might take you a while

it's fun to learn the books of the

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Bible for showing us all what working

together really looks like I name Madam

blueberry and bacon bill this year's

winners

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all almost

time it's

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bedtime I love bedtime more than

anything in the the world sure I also

love the r more than anything in the

world and lunchtime more than anything

in the world and afternoons love them

more than anything in the world but when

it comes to

bedtime I love it more than anything in

the

world H which to snuggle with tonight

eeny meeny miny both of them

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what was

that probably

nothing I heard something all right but

what was

it back yeah it sounded just like that

hey it's coming from the closet H could

be the floorboards or the pipes or a

monster monster

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stop monster monster there's a monster

in my

closet we have something about the

monster there's a monster in my closet

Bill Bill slow down sounded like you

said there's a monster in your closet

that's exactly what I

said I definitely said there's a monster

in my closet cuz there is a monster in

my closet

this is very serious business I'll help

you take care of it you will of course I

will let's go confront us a monster boys

boys before things get too out of hand

as you deal with a so-called Monster

please keep Psalm 563 in mind when I am

afraid I put my trust in God that's good

advice Madame B yeah thanks we'll

remember that as we deal with the

monster where Coming For You closet

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monster is this the closet that's the

one all we got to do is open that door

and be like you get out of here you

monster you know real assertive like

yeah and then he'll be all like you're

right my mistake and leave problem

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solved so go ahead open the door well it

is your closet you should open it but

you came all this way if I open the door

I'll have wasted your time and I just

couldn't do that to a

friend that's true thanks okay I'll open

it

I forgot my door opening gloves I never

open a door without them you do it can't

I'm suddenly carrying a ton of boxes for

a a very good reason you do it

huh who put this cage here don't you

hate it when that happens you'll have to

open

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it okay pull the

muscle I just need to start and finish

this 900 page book real quick I you'll

have to open

it cat I have a 10-hour tuba

concert can't I don't know how to get

off this thing sorry can't break

C can't

Jing just open the door why don't you

open the door cuz I'm a scared I'm

scared

too this is going to be harder than I

thought

did you hear Bill monster in the closet

yeah right do you believe in

Monsters no way me neither I don't even

believe in closets I wonder what the

Monster would look like if there was one

that is red

eyes oh yeah and big claws and

SS kind of

scary e don't think it could be true do

you do you hey

guys it's just you say you didn't see

anything scary in your closet today did

you no good good cuz I don't want to

alarm you guys but there could be a

monster or even monsters in

closets monsters oh very funny you two

right Tina

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what kind of M monsters in the

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closet is he happy funny and freaky is

his voice real low or squeaky is he big

or iny dinky yellow blue or is he pinky

is he funny friendly and furry is he

slow or in a hurry is he clean or is he

grimy is he scaly or real slimy is he

loud or kind of shy does he only have

one eye does he have a set of wings or

he made of w and springs telling what's

in store till we open up the door he got

100 head and a million arms and

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legs what kind of monst in the closet

should we open it or keep it shut and

lock it it's a mystery and we are here

to solve it what kind of monsters in the

closet

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welcome Tina anything I can help you

find there's something you can help me

not find Monsters ah I don't follow

apparently there's monsters in some

closets but also maybe under beds but

that's just

speculation Tina I know places like the

closet or under the bed can be scary but

as long as you put your trust in God you

don't have to worry about monsters is

I'm sorry did you say there's monsters

I'd like to know more you got a closet

why yes I do there may be a monster in

there we have to warn people warn people

about what and before you answer just

FYI I believe everything I hear the

town's got a monster in the closet

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infestation there's one right there

balse alarm just a lober

my

bad okay that's the last piece the

perfect plan when we open that door the

monster will fall under that remote

control car which will lead him to that

seesaw which we'll fling him right onto

that accordion bouncing him straight

down right into that bucket and roll him

out of the house the perfect plan it

really is the perfect plan nothing could

go wrong nothing guaranteed need success

shall

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we okay we open the door together in

three

2 1

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that was too scary yep that's it I'm

done I saw something in my closet

99.9% sure it was a slipper but what

about that point 1% what about that. 1%

well I've solved the problem by carrying

around all of my clothes wherever I go

forever smart huh

oh oh oh man what is going on haven't

you boys heard there may be monsters in

closets I plan on dressing like a

monster so they think I'm one of them

and don't try to scare

me I'm a monster with horns convinced

not really just aaber in a Viking helmet

oh

monster this is horrible yeah they're

overreacting don't they know to put

their trust in God when they're

afraid that's what we've been doing

wrong we can't rely on our own efforts

to overcome fear we have to rely on God

to help us through it let's do

this when I am afraid I put my trust in

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God it's just a closet there's nothing

scary in here yeah except those socks

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that was easy we have to spread the

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word hey there's nothing in

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there ah what a

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relief putting my trust in

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God there wasn't a monster in our closet

at all scared of nothing thanks guys no

problem R time oh

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yeah bedtime my favorite part of the day

along with every other part of the

day

night remember kids God needs special

and he loves you very

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much they're Unforgettable they are

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incredible broccoli veg celery V be in

the city

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