02x03 - The Hottest Pepper in the West/Karate Pirate Space Posse

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there is a great big city where each day

begins with exciting New Adventures for

our veggie friends the hustle and the

bustle going to make you smile when you

see all of our veggies live in City sty

they're

Unforgettable Inc Inc Veges to tell

because we're vegetable veg Veggie Tales

Veggie Tales in the city Veggie Tales in

the

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city what will it be one scoop of

chocolate one scoop that's nothing I can

scarf down two scoops no problem did I

say one I meant five I meant eight

you're going to get brain freeze I'll

have 10 I'll never get brain freeze I

have 10 too ah you too sure you can eat

all this a white snack a m appetizer

first one to finish

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wins

right how about you two take a seat and

let your brains thaw out while I tell

you an old cowboy tale this here's the

story of Larry the cute Cuke Jimmy

tumble squash and the hottest pepper in

the west the day Larry the Cuke rode

into town the whole place was a bud is

that Larry the Cuke some say he's the

bravest and toughest cucumber this side

of Cactus Ridge well I don't like to

brag but yep I am but there was one

fella in town who didn't think Larry the

Cuke was the legend of folks made him

out to be his name was Jimmy Tumbl

squash he don't look so impressive to

me hey Cuke care for a spicy taco don't

mind if I do later get us some tacos

coming right

up two tacos just like you like them

careful might be too spicy for

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you wao y what's wrong

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sorry I figured Larry the Cuke could

handle a little

spice of course I can Larry the cute can

handle anything that's so you think you

can outs spice me of course I can I have

the toughest taste buds this side of

Tiani you mean to tell me you think you

got tougher taste buds than Jimmy tumble

squash yeah I do I got the tough in all

10 states I challenge you to a

duel now hold on Proverbs tells us not

to praise yourself with your own mouth

and that's all you two have been doing

bragon well that's because there's none

greater than Jimmy Tumbl squash and I

intend to prove it in a

dual

a what kind of duel juggling chewing gum

blowing

basketball nothing but net no cuk a hot

pepper eatting duel you can eat a little

hot pepper can't you you ain't afraid me

afraid I'm the most Not Afraid cucumber

there is you're on tumble squash what

time can't do morning evening's all

booked up how about High Noon high noon

it is so Larry the C went to the local

Merchant to inquire about how hot a

pepper could get howdy I've come to

inquire about how hot a pepper can get

well there's the Mississippi scorpion

claw them's hot

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peppers pH well I did it I ate the

hottest pepper guess I'm ready for the

duel that was the fifth least hottest

pepper oh what's the hottest pepper the

hottest pepper of all is the Tennessee

tongue t*rture kept in this cast iron

safe Billy boy here keeps it covered in

ice somebody got to do it I'd suggest

you work your way up to the tongue

t*rture it takes taste buds of Steel I'm

going to train myself to tolerate spice

like no vegetable has before

for hot pepper uhhuh hot pepper uh-huh

uh-huh hot peppers uh-huh hot peppers

uhhuh uh-huh my gure growes higher and

higher I ate a pepper my mouth's on fire

it's a spicy thing and the heat won't

stop my eyes are buing that Pepper's

hot hot pepper uh-huh hot pepper uh-huh

uh-huh hot pepper uh-huh hot pepper

uh-huh uh-huh bring me milk bring me

water bring 8 gallons if get much hotter

burn so much when I say ouch there's a

frame out of my

mouth pepper uhh pepper uhh uhh I'm

standing here up how much hotter can a

pepper get

pepper

pepper

pepper hot

pepper what time is it bacon Billy boy

boy well judging on the sun and the

angle of the Shadows I have no

idea why this big old clock says it's

high a noon how high a noon is

it I see that's a real High Noon it's

time to duel and I can't handle these

hot peppers I know exactly what you can

do what's that have ice cream with me

instead no bacon Billy boy

I told Jimmy Tumbl squash I had the

toughest taste buds this side of Tiani

and I intend to prove it h

h is it High Noon

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already Jimmy tumble squash Larry the

Cuke is

ready is he going to show up or

what PH well looks like I won that duel

by default on account of Jimmy tumble

squash was a noow looks like Jimmy

tumble squash is a yellow belly actually

my belly is

orange but my taste buds are fiery red

let's duel Cuke

oh you're on Jimmy tumble

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squash four paces turn and eat first one

to pass out

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loses next pepper volcano

jalapeno you sure about this Cuke you

didn't get to this level of heat and

training I'm a*s sure as fire

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[Applause]

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[Laughter]

I don't think Larry the cute can handle

the old volcano

jalapeno me I eat them like

popcorn no no no

yummy Tennessee tongue

t*rture don't they need a permit for

that kind of heat you want to play Major

League do you good cuz I'm ready for

everyone to know Jimmy tumble squash is

King of the Heat and I'm ready to show

you that Larry the Cuke is the legend of

indigestion gray on the to say Tong

t*rture you guys sure about

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this you ready Cuke yes I am tumble

Squad

then let's do this yeah let's right

about now yeah

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now there it goes

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oh crackers they say crackers

help and milk

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too that wasn't so

bad protect the

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livestock nobody wants to listen to py

Grape

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you know Larry the cuk I don't think

that was worth all the bragging you're

telling me Jimmy tumble squash I think

py grape was right yeah one might say

our mouths wrote checks our taste buds

couldn't cash what do you say we go get

us a root beer I doubt I'll be able to

taste it but that'd be mighty fine that

day Larry the cuk and Jimmy tumble

squash learned a valuable lesson they

learn not to praise your yourself from

your own mouth cuz bragging and

senseless dares lead to trouble to root

beers don't mind if we

do now what you two buckaroos learn from

that story braging leads to Burnt

tongues and brain free yeah and it's

better to let others praise you rather

than going around bragging about

yourself well I'd say you two have earn

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these ye

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I'm Sheri Larry and there's been reports

of a buffal orange thief in these here

Parts I'm going to find them and I'm

going to bring them in but first I need

to form a posy who's with

me y

Captain bacon beard will help you find

that Skelly

wag Bill what are you doing you said you

were looking for a posy I'll play great

yes please join but I'm playing Cowboys

not Pirates this is strictly a cowboy

posy but I love playing Pirates it's my

way or the highway Bill y if I wasn't a

pirate I'd remind you the Bible teaches

to love others as you love yourself

but I am a Pirate and Pirates don't give

lessons yeah I know that but I've been

looking forward to playing Cowboys all

week fine Bill you're a oneeyed cowboy

who rides in boats and says y but you

are a cowboy well you think I are now

we'll just need a couple

more hey Bob Tina want to play with me

and Bill join my posy catch a buffalo

orange thief sure I'll play me too

thanks now this is a posy let's find

that thief and I'll find the

spaceship

spaceship we'll find him if we have to

travel at light speed all over the

Galaxy Cowboys don't travel at light

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speed watch out for the

moon watch out for that other Moon

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lry that's the instant crash

lever what a terrible lever and now

we're

stranded ha I can use my ultra veggie

powers to throw the ship to our desired

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location our desired location is the

wild west wait how can you throw a ship

just got to fire up my ultra badge

I am Ultra

veggie we're supposed to be Cowboys but

then who will throw the spaceship back

to the wild

west fine this one time you can be ultra

veggie but after that we're Cowboys no

more Pirates no more astronauts no more

Ultra

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vegy all right every everybody hold on

it's Ultra

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time all right from here on out this is

the wild west and we are Cowboys agreed

agreed

agreed Bob oh yeah

now word is the Buffalo orange thief is

camping out in the Hills which Hills

them the

hills that seems like a long walk we can

use jetpacks to Cowboys do not use

jetpacks Cowboys

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mosy ah ah we found Thief tracks would

have found him faster with a jetpack

instead of

mosing we'll set up camp and follow them

in the

morning the thief we after goes by the

name boo radish ever heard of him wow I

hear he's the biggest baddest radish

this side of Cactus

Canyon I hear he's got a big old

mustache that he uses like a whip yeah

what else I hear lives on spider

Mountain wait is spider Mountain Wild

West enough it's within the genre I

suppose and he's got a spider

Army I can't wait to rustle him up in

fact let's go ahead and imagine it's

daytime hold on we can't sit around a

campfire and not roast

marshmallows where are we going to get

marshmallows in the desert

H it's raining marshmallows woohoo

guys you're ruining

it a come on Larry this is fun fine but

make it

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quick hey can we trust marshmallows that

fall from the

sky he's right

look oh no guys I don't want to play

this this is too silly and not Cowboy

shiver me timbers these are Martian

mows y it's Mega

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mow this looks like a job for Ultra

vegie this looks like a job for all of

us I got everybody Ultra badges so we

can all grow

big all you got to do is hold up the

badge and Shout it's Ultra time then you

grow

humongous that's

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it no one wants to play my way fine I'll

play by myself I'm going lone Cuke are

you sure we really want to help you stop

boo radish yeah we just want to do other

stuff too I'll have more fun by myself

this posy ain't nothing but

problems who needs them huh there you

are boo

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radish Sheriff

Larry are you boo radish yes I am the

biggest baddest radish around well

actually I'm the smallest most harmless

radish around but I am boo radish no

mustache whip no spider Army spider Army

oh that's a great idea but no no spider

Army but Bob billan Tina said you were

the toughest bad guy this side of Cactus

Canyon oh no those were their ideas I

guess when I went lone Cuke that all

went away enough talk let's Rumble

I got so obsessed with doing things my

way I forgot to have fun I got to get my

posy back think they'll forgive

me

hey I may be small but I tie a mean

not I can't untie these ropes well would

Bob you I know it's Ultra time

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g*ng I need you back why are you talking

like that because I'm ultra Sheriff

Larry and I'm

huge I found boo

radish and I realized I can't always

have things my way we're a posy and if

we're going to play together I need to

learn to play together it's more fun

that way but he went off that way and

now I need your help to find him looks

like he's headed to space he's going to

space so we can grow the Buffalo to the

size of a giant and RAM the Earth out of

orbit it makes perfect sense we have to

stop him I'm sure if we combine our

karate Pirate Space Cowboy Powers we can

but we got to get there fast I got a

pirate ship and I got rocket rocket

pirate sh yeeh

wow look

out ha you're too late do Goods with my

mighty Buffalo orange I'll Ram the Earth

out of

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orbit

pirate the end on

missioner

BAC girl we're all here to chase the the

solar system we

complete

our

Pat

endies

Ultra to fight the

vraies we here to battle the and the the

super Pirates face

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so you caught me but we're about to Ram

Earth out of orbit so I still

win yeah yeah there must be something we

can

do I got it if we all high five while

activating our Ultra badges the grow

power will deflect from the impact

combine reverse and bring the buffal

orange back to normal

size I understood every word of

that it's Ultra

it

worked hea this posy is the best when I

finally learned to think of others and

listen to their ideas I found the best

posy in the west and

Beyond so what's our next mission

Sheriff

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[Applause]

Larry remember kids God needs you

special and he loves you very

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much they're Unforgettable they are

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incredible broccoli veg celery

veg in the city

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