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02x13 - Attack of the Marshmallow Laser/Bye Bye Bacon Bill!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales in the City". Aired: February 24, 2017.*
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Larry, Bob and all their Veggie friends share their city adventures.

02x13 - Attack of the Marshmallow Laser/Bye Bye Bacon Bill!

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[Music]

There is a great big city where each day

begins with exciting new adventures for

our veggie friends. The hustle and the

bustle's going to make you smile when

you see all of our veggies living city

style. They're

unforett because we're vegetables.

Veggie tail. Broccoli. Veggie tails.

Celery. Veggie tail in the city. Veggie

tails in the city.

[Music]

Hey, my car is covered in marshmallow.

Better get some hot cocoa.

Wait a minute. This is not normal.

It is I, Potato, and my new partner in

crime, April Cut. Say hello to our

marshmallow laser.

They've teamed up. Veggie heroes, it's

go time.

Your reign of marshmallowy terror ends

here and now, villains.

I think you need to mllow out. Good one,

partner. Haha. We make an excellent

team, don't we? We got to stop that

[Music]

laser. Yes.

[Music]

M. That's good. Yeah, we'd better split

up, partner. Okay, pal. Your career in

crime is over.

Your career as a marshmallow has just

begun. Careful now.

[Music]

Oh dear. That can't be good.

I'm trapped in a giant marshmallow.

Hey, how did you get in here? I busted

through a skylight. Then that's how I'll

escape. It's no use. The whole place is

encased in marshmallow. We're trapped.

Well, then it looks like it's potato

versus pony.

I'll just have to hold you here until my

friends come get me. Ha! Your friends

are all prisoners of my friend, April

Cot. Your friend April Cot is a villain.

And Proverbs 18:24 says, "One with

unreliable friends soon comes to ruin."

Thank you, but you're wrong. We'll see.

This is one sticky malow. Maybe we can

pry it open together. What kind of

villain helps a hero? I have a

reputation to uphold. You'd be helping

me to help yourself. We both need out of

here. Fine. This once I will help you,

but only to help me.

That is some thick marshmallow.

Why not eat your way out? I shall make

some hot cocoa.

That's perfect.

It was a joke. Do superheroes not have

jokes? But you're right. Hot cocoa melts

marshmallow. I'll put the cocoa in my

water hose. That's a very good idea.

Let's do it.

[Music]

We did it.

We're free enemies again. The whole town

is one big pile of marshmallows.

Yes. Isn't it beautiful? Now I will

capture you.

Looks like we're going to have to climb

that big marshmallow to get out of here.

Come back here.

There they are. I better not let them

see me. Hey, partner. Night pony is

right here. I'm out of here. Come and

get your free

pony. Help. Help. I'm slipping. Who?

Come quick.

Why would you help me? Because it's the

right thing to do. You should try it

sometime. Me? I could never be a good

guy with a mustache like this. But

thanks. Stand still, Sparkle.

Dr. She got away. Don't worry. I'm okay.

What's our next play? Let's meet at the

lair. We've got a lot of diabolical

scheming to

do. Radishes, please mount the laser.

Aim it at the cage and set it to auto

fire if any of the heroes tries to

escape. Yes. Yes. Do as she

says. You know, my lair has an extensive

collection of oldtimey lever activated

cages. Depending upon which one you

pull, a cage falls from the ceiling and

traps intruders. Oo, cool. Can I try?

[Music]

Oh, that is fantastic.

Yes, isn't it? Just pull it again to let

me out. I don't think I will. What? But

but I I thought we were on a team, you

and me. The only team I'm on is team me.

Besides, let's just admit it. I'm much

more fit to be the top villain of the

city.

Oh dear. I don't think I can stand it

any

longer. Wo wo wo is me. I'm so lonely. I

could really use a friend. Though my

chances may be slim, I hope to have one

of them. One of those fabulous friendly

friends. One who will not hurt me or in

the end desert me, but be mindful thin

and thin. Stand with me to the end. Oh,

won't somebody be my friend? Oh, please

somebody. I even think that I could be

maybe sort of good. Be everything I

should chalk up another win. And though

it isn't likely, I'll try to get someone

to like me. Cuz I really think I could

be a faithful, friendly friend. I'd give

you my fabulous grin if you'll only be

my friend. Oh, won't please somebody be

my friend. Woo! You betrayed me. I saved

your life and you turned around and

tried to hand me over. I was watching

out for myself. Kind of like Apricot

just now. That's different. But you have

to let me out. Pretty please.

I want to help you, but how can I trust

you?

Look, you need to accomplish two things.

One, disable the laser, which is set to

auto fire, and you need to free your

friends. I can't do both at once. I know

what lever opens that cage, and I know

the code to disable the laser. It can be

done with my help. If we're going to

work together, you have to do it as a

friend. A f? But I I'm a villain. I

mean, look at this mustache and these

eyebrows. And

I'll do it. I'll do it. You can trust

me. Please. The lever to release me is

right

[Music]

there. You You did it. You trust me.

[Music]

Sh.

They almost saw us.

You get the laser. I get the heroes.

Correct. When I get to the laser, hit

that lever to release the others.

Promise.

Come on. Don't be a villain.

I underestimated you, friend.

April, you escaped and now you had a

little horsey in your sights.

Come on, League. We got to go. I I I

mean, laser.

No, I Give me that laser. Your aim is

off. Radishes, stop them.

[Music]

[Laughter]

[Music]

Correct.

Trapped. You messed with the wrong

villains. No, I'm not a villain. This

partnership is over. Melt

mode. Get out of here, night pony. Save

yourself. You fool. You release them.

What's gotten into you? I found a true

friend.

No.

M potato save the day.

I still have one last thing to do. Lair,

commence operation twice baked. What's

operation twice baked? My lair's

self-destruct sequence should go off in

couple minutes or so. I'm done with

fillain. Commencing operation twice

baked. Uh, should we get out of here?

Oh, yes. Quite right.

[Music]

I thought we were goners that time. I'm

glad you guys are okay. True friends.

Hey, don't leave without a hug.

Oh, I'm not used to um hugs. Where are

you going? Oh, I have a lot to make up

for. I need to make amends. From now on,

I only do good.

Well, what you did back there was a good

start. That was very good. It was

downright heroic. Maybe one day you'll

be a superhero after all. Me? A hero?

There's been a robbery. Hey, look. Here

comes the League of Veggies.

League of Veggies. It's go time. I'm a

good

guy. Look at me.

[Music]

There. Finished. Larry, making this

obstacle course was your best idea ever.

So, who wants to go first? Me. I'll

[Music]

go.

Yay! Yay! Yay!

[Music]

Bill!

Yay!

Yay! Waryy! Wy!

Larry,

yeah.

Way to go, buddy. Larry, for completing

this obstacle course and for coming up

with the idea in the first place, I,

Bacon Bell, that's me, present to you

this award

for me. Yeah. Thanks, Bill. All right,

let's do this again tomorrow. We'll see

you then. Is there anything more fun

than the three of us playing together?

Not that I can think of. Me neither. I

can't wait to play again tomorrow and

the day after that and the day after

that. Friends forever.

Hey, a letter. It's from Grandpa. Dear

Bill, you know how I run a giant candy

factory. Well, my time has come to pass

the factory along to someone else. And

that someone is you. Congratulations.

You own a candy factory. Love, Grandpa.

I got my very own candy

factory. P.S. To run the candy factory,

you will need to move to Saskatchewan.

[Music]

Hey, Bill. Hey, Larry. Hey, Bob. Look at

what I've been working on. It's going to

make the course so much better. I

already built this.

Yeah, that's really neat. But there's

something I got to talk to you guys

about. Oh, yeah. What's that? Well, my

grandpa gave me his candy factory.

That's awesome. Why do you look so sad?

Do they only make black licorice or

something? No, I have to move. What?

[Music]

Yeah, to Saskatchewan.

We understand. We'll miss you, but we'll

always be friends, right, Larry?

Uh uh. Yeah, of course. I mean, the

family candy factory. You You can't turn

that down. I have to pack, have a yard

sale, and then say goodbye to everybody.

Well, let us know if you need anything.

Thanks. I just wish I had more time.

You okay? Yeah, I guess. I don't know.

How do I say goodbye to one of my best

friends? I wish Bill had more time, too.

What if he did have more time? What if

Bill didn't move today? Larry, he said

he'd like more time. Maybe I can help

him with that. I don't like where this

is going. What's that over there? Got to

go see him.

If he can't finish packing, he'll want

to stay longer. Yeah. And he can't pack

his shark rocket if he can't find

[Music]

it. There, I did it. You'll never find

it up here.

Hey, where's my shark rocket? Oh, it's

good thing I have this button that

brings it back to me when I lose it.

A Come on. Yard sale. Yard sale. Come

buy all the stuff I'm not taking with

me.

He can't sell his stuff if it's all

glued together.

[Music]

A lamp. I could use a

lamp. Oh, won't budge. Oh well. Yes,

it's working.

[Music]

That's an antique Billy the Robot Boy

from 1943. I have to have

it. I'll just have to buy it all. Bacon

Bill, I'll take

everything. Woohoo.

I don't have much time to give Bill more

time. Think. Think.

Larry, what are you doing? Trying to

think of a plan to give Bill more time.

Got any ideas? I know this is sad, but

you need to accept that he's leaving.

Otherwise, you might miss out on saying

goodbye. That's a terrible plan. Think,

think, think. I got it. This will work

for sure.

Well, I'm here to say goodbye. Oh, Bill.

Goodbye. I'm really going to miss you.

I'm going to miss you too, Bob. Larry,

time to say goodbye. But if I say

goodbye, you'll leave. Well, I have to

leave either

way. Well, goodbye

then. I know this is hard, but how would

Bill respond if you were leaving?

How would Bill respond if I was leaving?

He'd do what I've been doing. Get me to

stay. Cuz that's what friends

do. No, I know exactly what Bill would

[Music]

do. Bob, I have a plan, but we have to

act fast. There's not much time.

Bye,

house. What's that?

Larry, you came to say goodbye. Not just

yet. I got some love and goodness to

stir up

[Music]

first. I'll miss playing tag with you

and riding bikes. Hide and seek and

taking hikes. I'll be thinking of you in

everything I do, like building a fort or

flying a kite.

and Bill, we wanted to celebrate you the

best way we know how.

With

cake forever and forever friends. We

could not be better friends. Though the

months may come between us, I know I

will always see us together and forever

friends.

Let it be. William, there's not a single

person in this town that won't miss you.

In fact, I have handwritten notes from

everyone to prove it. Thank you.

Goodbye,

Bill. I'll remember every day how we

laugh and play. Secrets we shared and

the plans we made. But we're miles aart.

You'll be in my heart. The best of

friends will always stay.

We'll miss you, Bacon Bill.

[Music]

I hereby decree that this day will

forever be National Bacon Bill Day.

Forever and forever friends. We could

not be better friends. Though the months

may come between us, I know I will

always see us together and forever

friends.

[Music]

We named a milkshake after you. The

bacon milkshake.

Milk. Get on my lawn.

[Music]

Although we say so long, our friendship

will go on. In my thoughts and prayers,

you'll always be always here with me.

Yes. Always here with me.

[Music]

Yay. Fireworks.

[Music]

[Music]

Forever and forever friends. We could

not be better friends. Though the month

they come between us, I know I will

always see us together and forever

friends. Forever and forever friends. We

could not be better friends. Though the

miles come between us, I know I will

always see us together and forever

friends.

together and

forever friends.

[Applause]

Thank you guys. It's the least we could

do. But not just for that song, you

guys. Thank you for everything. For all

the fun adventures we've had and for all

the laughing until my sides hurt and for

being the best friends a bacon could ask

for. Right back at you. We're really

going to miss you, Bill. Well, I'll miss

you guys, too. But hey, you are going to

visit me, right? Of course. Friends

forever. Friends forever. Friends

forever.

[Music]

Well, goodbye. Goodbye.

[Music]

Come on, let's go home.

Hey, you want to play Plantosaurus

versus Ultra Veggie with me? Best idea

ever. Remember kids, God made you

special and he loves you very much.

[Music]

They're unforgettable. They are

incredible.

[Music]

Veggie tail, broccoli, veggie tail,

celery, veggie tail in the city.

[Music]