Once upon a time,
in the far-off land of Fortunia,
there lived a noble king
and his lovely young queen...
who lacked but one blessing
to make their joy complete...
Not you!
Come outta there.
I beg your pardon, ladies and gentlemen.
The good queen longed for a child to love,
whose skin would be as white as snow,
her lips as red as rubies...
and her hair as black as ebony.
Who let you in?
My hair used to be black.
Out! Before you get
a pair of eyes to match.
Really! This is most...
Sorry.
The queen's prayers were answered.
A child as delicate as a
snowflake was born to her,
and they called her Snow White.
But the king's joy
was swiftly changed to grief,
for his frail and gentle queen
was taken from him...
and summoned back to heaven.
The king mourned her with a broken heart,
but at last, in submission
to the pleading of his people,
he wed again.
But, alas, the new queen's
heart was cold and evil.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is fairest of them all?
Only truth reflects in me.
No one lives as fair as thee.
But she reckoned without Snow White...
who, even in childhood,
showed the promise of a beauty...
that would one day
far outshine the queen's.
Now, it so happened that there dwelt...
in the neighboring kingdom of Bravuria...
a fearless and handsome prince...
He said "handsome."
Yeah! Get outta there!
Hold on! I'm a citizen!
Gentlemen, I must protest!
This is Prince Charming,
the hero of our story,
destined to love Snow White
with all his heart.
Come back here, you!
That belongs to me.
- Give it to me!
- Gentlemen! Gentlemen!
- Not in front of royalty!
- No, ya don't.
A thousand pardons, ladies and gentlemen.
- Hey, wait for me!
- And if by now...
you're wondering what on earth
the Three Stooges...
have to do with the fairy tale
of Snow White, it's very simple.
In this version,
we're telling the story of...
Snow White and the Three Stooges.
* There's a place *
* In the sky *
* Called Happiness *
* On the far other side *
* Of the moon *
* Where you walk through a bright *
* Golden door *
* To whatever your heart *
* Wishes for *
* Dreams are real *
* In that place *
* Called Happiness *
* There's a rainbow *
* To guide you each day *
* Though it's far off *
* Somewhere *
* If you keep on believing *
* It's there *
* Your heart will find *
* The way *
* Though it's far off *
* Somewhere *
* If you keep on believing *
* It's there *
* Your heart will find *
* The way *
* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh **
No child ever loved the winter
as did Snow White.
Jack Frost had but to touch the
palace lake with his white fingers,
and she knew her greatest joy
as she skimmed across its surface.
Only her father's love
gave her as much delight.
With the passing of each birthday,
her beloved skates seemed
to lend her an enchantment.
As the beauty of Snow White blossomed,
indeed her heart could want for nothing.
Unbeknown to Snow White,
she had already incurred the
bitter jealousy of her stepmother,
the queen.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the fairest of us all?
'Tis true, O Queen, that thou art fair,
but so is Snow White.
Have a care.
Let Snow White have a care!
* Happy birthday dear Princess **
Oh, thank you!
Thank you, everyone.
They're all so beautiful. I
don't know which to open first.
Forgive me, Your Highness, but you're not
supposed to open any before your party tonight.
Oh, that's much too long to wait.
Well, if Your Highness
would like to open just one,
I suggest that one.
Thank you, Eric. And you'd better take
the others in before I'm tempted again.
Oh!
Oh, how lovely and soft!
May I ask who gave me this?
It was I, Your Highness, and I'm
afraid I have a favor to beg of you.
For you, dear Linda, you've only to ask.
Even if it means I leave
you, Your Highness?
Leave me?
To be married!
To Frederick! I beseech you, Your Highness.
We'll be grateful to you all our lives.
How could I refuse you? I wish
you all the happiness in the world.
Yea!
* Such a magic day only comes your way *
* But once in a million years *
* All I can say is *
* That this kind of day *
* Is something that happens to few *
* And may I add that *
* I'll always be glad
that what made it happen *
* Was you *
* A million *
* Bells are ringing *
* There's lovely music in my ears *
* Boys and girls can't miss *
* Guess a day like this comes once *
* In a million years *
* A million birds start singing *
* Each time the one you love appears *
* Such a magic day only comes
your way but once *
* In a million years *
* The trees are dressed
in their winter best *
* Wearing diamonds in their hair *
* The sky's so blue
that it looks brand-new *
* There's a Christmasy feel in the air *
* So let our hearts be merry *
* For Mother Nature here's three cheers *
* Plus a great big kiss
for a day like this *
* That comes once *
* In a million... Once *
* In a trillion... Once *
* In a zillion years *
* So let our hearts be merry *
* For Mother Nature here's three cheers *
* Plus a great big kiss
for a day like this *
* That comes once *
* In a million... Once *
* In a trillion... Once *
* In a zillion years *
**
Your Highness!
- Your Highness!
- **
What is it, Rolf?
What's happened?
His Majesty... He suffered
a sudden attack! Please come.
Come, Your Highness, quickly!
Father?
Come closer, my dear.
Oh, father, I'm afraid!
My beloved child,
the time has come for me to leave you,
but not in sorrow,
for I leave you in loving hands.
Yes, my dearest husband.
Swear to me that you will
protect Snow White...
and love her as I have,
until she comes of age
and ascends the throne.
I shall live only for her,
my lord. I swear it.
And, Oga?
You will be faithful also?
To my last breath, Your Majesty.
We are pleased.
My precious child,
one day you will be queen,
and your love will belong
to all your people.
Do not weaken it with little sorrows...
and not for my sake.
For I die content.
Oh, no!
No, Father!
**
**
The king is dead.
Long live the queen.
My hour has come at last.
There was never any doubt of it,
once I had signed the wizard's
oath to champion your cause.
I'm not exactly helpless
without you, Count Oga.
Far from it, dear lady.
It was entirely your idea...
to have young Prince Charming
discreetly done away with.
I merely saw to it that
your orders were ex*cuted.
You needn't make it sound as
if I enjoy annihilating children.
I only do it when it's...
unavoidable.
No, of course, Your Majesty.
Your fierce ambition conceals
the tenderest of hearts.
Yes. I must confess,
my conscience is always clear.
Exactly. If their idiots
of fathers...
had not betrothed Prince
Charming to Snow White in childhood,
why, the lad would be alive today.
Don't be a fool!
He had to die.
Once he'd married Snow White, he
would've been king of two kingdoms,
and I would've been
queen of... none.
How bitter for you that Snow
White will still ascend the throne...
when she comes of age, married or not.
If that is allowed to happen,
let me remind you that
my defeat is your defeat.
All I ever counsel is patience
and caution, dear lady.
You are sometimes too
impetuous... I am a queen!
And I intend to remain the queen.
The world will look on
Snow White's face no more.
Forgive me, Your Highness.
I dare not disobey the queen.
You have always been loyal and true.
I know it's not your fault, Rolf.
As faithfully as I served the king,
I watch over you, Your Highness,
until you're free and happy again.
Thank you, Rolf.
Never lose hope, Your Highness.
That day will come.
In a wooded glen not far away,
some wandering minstrels have set up camp.
Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
Now, hear this, all you good people.
I am Quinto the Magnificent,
Quinto the Stupendous, Quinto the Colossal!
Just a moment. Aren't you
supposed to introduce me first?
Who let this over-vocal yokel in?
I like that. If it weren't
for me, you'd be dumb!
If you do the talkin' for both
of us, I'll be even dumber!
However, this oaf to my left
is Quatro, folks,
my fourth Stooge.
I beg your pardon.
You're our fifth Stooge.
Hence your name, Quinto.
I knew he was sulking about the billing.
These amateurs!
They'll do it every time.
Unhand me, varlet.
Unhand me! I abdicate!
Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you.
And now, in response to flattering
and overwhelming requests,
I shall attempt a feat of
horticultural legerdemain...
so complicated that it has never...
as of this moment... been
successfully accomplished.
Observe! There is nothing
concealed beneath my cloak...
no sleeves, trap doors,
mirrors, springs or wires.
Now, I hold before you
this lifeless, withered twig,
which I shall endeavor
to bring into full blossom...
right before your very eyes.
Watch me closely.
Closely now, gentlemen.
Aye, aye...
Allesabai!
Presto!
Ha, ha! To the manner born, my
boy. You're better than we ever were.
Nah. Yeah, but he cheats. He's got brains!
He's got more than that.
He's got style.
Yes, and that's what's been worrying me.
You know, you're too good
for a crummy old act like ours.
What are you talking about? You're
the best friends I have in the world.
Just the same, you
have class, and we don't.
What you need now is to study
with the big-timers, the aristocrats.
I don't need to learn anything
that you three can't teach me.
No. Like Moe says,
we're nobodies.
Uh, not to me. Of course we are!
Look at all the times we go hungry.
And the times we've been
incarcerated... in durance vile!
Not to mention being thrown in the clink!
Ignoramus! He just
got through sayin' that!
Please don't misunderstand us,
Quatro. We don't want to lose you,
but we never told you the
real story of how we found you.
Why not? Is it something
to be ashamed of?
No, no! We just never
seemed to get around to it.
But... there's no time
like the present.
Come over here, son.
I wanna talk to you.
Sit down.
It happened about 14 years ago in Fortunia.
They was celebratin' the betrothal
of Snow White to Prince Charming...
of, uh, Bruva... Brav... Bravuria!
Not a real marriage, you understand.
She was only three, and he was about seven.
But that's the way
they do it in royal circles.
That's why we were appearing in the town.
We could just as well have stayed home.
Business was terrible!
Yeah.
So was the stuff we were selling.
We were doing the old
rabbit trick, remember?
Thank you, good people, one and all.
At your pleasure, Professor.
Your servant, Maestro.
Behold the secret of the ages!
Yuk, the recipe of which was imparted
to my illustrious partner and myself...
by an incumbent judo expert,
in gratitude for saving his life...
when threatened by an
emotionally unstable cobra...
on the far-flung mud banks
of the flooded Hoogli.
Now, as a river, the Hoogli is only oogly.
But this unique concoction
not only cures...
all the known afflictions
that confound mankind,
but it reduces weight, kills moths...
and restores the hair!
Pardon me.
Aren't you the gentleman that
purchased a bottle of Yuk from us...
in this identical metropolis a year ago?
Your assumption is correct, sir.
Won't you step up here, kind sir?
You can do the world a noble service.
Tell these good people how
many bottles of Yuk it took...
to raise that magnificent
tonsure on your bonce.
Not even one. I just dabbed
it with a moistened cork.
- Ah, you see, folks?
- Ah, you're a pack of liars!
I bought a bottle of that poison
last year, and look what it did to me!
Ignore him, folks.
Look what Yuk did for my friend here.
Hair in such abundance that the
chipmunks nest there in the mating season.
Now then, who'll buy? Step
right up, folks. Don't crowd.
One drabnik a bottle.
Two for a dripnik.
Become the envy of your
friends. Surprise your wife.
You, lady, grow a beard
and surprise your husband!
You? How 'bout you? How 'bout you, madam?
What's the matter? You're gonna take
that old hayseed's word against ours?
Why, before I started using Yuk,
I was balder than he is!
What's more,
I can prove it. Look!
I told you they were fakers!
Yeah, the liars! Let's
tar and feather them!
Hang them up by the heels!
Yeah, come on. Let's get 'em!
They chased us all the way to the river,
but we finally managed
to give 'em the slip.
By the skin of our teeth.
And that's when we first saw you.
Ah! Bite me,
would ya?
I'll fix you, you...
Oh!
Hey, look!
What happened?
Is he dead?
No, he's alive, but look
at that lump on his head.
He must've tripped and hit it on that rock.
We'd better get him away
from here quick. Give me a hand.
Take it easy, Curl. Easy. Okay, okay.
Go ahead.
That's it.
All things considered,
we felt it was best to get out of town,
and as soon as possible.
He's been unconscious an
awful long while. I'm worried.
He's gonna be all right.
Aren't ya, sonny?
Look! He's
opening his eyes.
Don't let our faces scare ya, sonny.
We're your friends.
What happened?
You hurt your head.
On a rock.
Tell us where you live,
sonny. We'll take you home.
You wanna go home, don't you?
I... I don't know.
Tell us your name, old-timer.
Uh... What's your name?
Uh, I don't know.
Who was that big man trying to hurt ya?
Man?
Never mind.
It's not important.
You just rest.
We'll look out for ya.
Till you remember who you are.
We are pleased.
"We"?
Poor kid's so confused, he... he
thinks there's more than one of him.
You'd lost your memory, you see?
We couldn't leave you there.
You were in danger.
We tried to find your family and couldn't.
So we adopted you.
And you've never given us
a moment's regret.
And I don't intend to in the future either.
The future, my boy,
is what we're talking about.
Supposing you suddenly remember
your real name, who your people are?
Well, suppose I do?
But to whom is your first duty?
To "youm," that's whom!
And our first duty is to see that you
take your rightful place in the world.
I'm sorry, various and assorted fathers,
but you won't get rid of me that easily,
even if I turn out to be
the emperor of China.
So let's stop all this nonsense
about my belonging somewhere better.
One day I'll prove to you how
grateful I am for all you've done for me.
What're ya... What are ya sitting
around for, ya soft-boiled egghead?
Get to work.
And you... get those bottles
filled, you mangy floor mop!
Oh!
So it was that Snow White vanished...
from the eyes of those who loved her.
And to silence all inquiry,
her stepmother made it known
that she and the bereaved princess...
had retired into pious mourning...
for the space of one long year.
* Lonely, lonely little star *
* How you twinkle from afar *
* All alone yet still you glow *
* Ever bright *
* To let me know *
* There's a place *
* In the sky *
* Called Happiness *
* On the far other side *
* Of the moon *
* Where you walk through a bright *
* Golden door *
* To whatever your heart *
* Wishes for *
* Dreams are real *
* In that place *
* Called Happiness *
* There's a rainbow *
* To guide you *
* Each day *
* Though it's far off somewhere *
* If you keep on believing *
* It's there *
* Your heart *
* Will find *
* The way **
How I've hated wearing black.
A whole year of it!
One more day and my widow's
weeds would've strangled me!
Free at last.
And the all-powerful queen
of not one, but both kingdoms...
yours and Prince Charming's.
No woman ever possessed such power.
You will arrange a national
celebration to be held in my honor.
And it must be the most
extravagant in history.
Ah, we now touch upon a
delicate subject, Your Majesty.
Your tastes could hardly be called frugal,
and the exchequer is, in fact, empty.
That's strange. I don't seem
to recall abolishing taxation.
On the contrary, you doubled the
taxes in both kingdoms only a month ago.
Well, then what could be simpler?
Double them again.
Now, the guests of honor
for my celebration...
Whom, after myself, will my
subjects be most anxious to see?
I'm afraid, the princess, Snow White.
Never.
It would be wise.
The people are asking why
she's never seen in public.
The people! The people!
I command you to use
your magic Sword of Power...
to blot Snow White
from their memories forever.
Madam, so powerful is the
magic of this ancient sword...
that I dare not use its last three
wishes, save in dire extremity.
Are you defying me, Count Oga?
Never, Your Majesty. We must
not waste the wishes of the sword.
But she must be destroyed!
You are forgetting, my
dear lady, I can only invoke...
the magic of the sword for good deeds.
That assassin, the one who
rid us of Prince Charming...
Do you still trust him?
Hordred the Huntsman.
He wouldn't be alive if I didn't.
Then send for him again.
And this time, I want
proof the deed is done.
What kind of proof?
Bring back Snow White's heart... in this.
I'm on the queen's business.
Open the door!
Your Highness.
Hordred, what is it?
Forgive me, but Linda,
that maiden-in-waiting
you permitted to marry,
is very, very sick.
She's been calling for you.
Oh, no. But I can't go to
her. I'm a prisoner here.
The queen has granted you
permission to visit her.
I'm to take you there.
When? When can we go?
As soon as you go to
your quarters and change.
I'll... I'll hurry.
Whoa!
But Linda lives in the middle of a village.
She's moved. Her house lies
hidden just beyond those trees.
Don't! Please don't!
I can't... I can't do it.
Forgive me, Your Highness.
Forgive me.
But why? Why should you want to k*ll me?
The queen... She's jealous of your beauty!
You must never return to the
palace. Understand, Princess?
Now run. Run
for your life! Run!
Run, Princess, run!
Never come back!
Help! Help me!
Please help me!
Please!
Is anyone here?
Anyone home?
The sun's up.
Are we in Fortunia yet?
Almost. I was just
asking Quatro...
if any of the landmarks look familiar.
No, afraid not.
Of course not.
He was too young for it to
register on his cogitative faculties.
How's that again? None of
the landmarks look familiar.
Oh. But now we return triumphant.
A command performance. That's
right. Your big chance, Quatro.
Yes. And if the queen likes ya,
all the crowned feet of Europe...
will be at your head!
Whoa, Thunder!
Whoa, Lightning!
Well, we've arrived.
Arrived where?
At our summer residence.
That doll's house?
Doll's house? That, my son, is
the cottage of the Seven Dwarves.
Just a few miles from the
queen's palace, and ours... all ours!
Wait a minute. I thought you just
said it belonged to the Seven Dwarves.
And so it does. But they're
never here at this time of the year.
And the last time we saw them,
they gave us a standing invitation.
All out. Get the stuff.
We might want to rehearse.
And the reason it's a
standing invitation is because...
the beds are too short
for us to lie down in.
Anything is better than
sleeping in the wagon.
I'm all right. I sleep
curled up in a ball.
That's why you keep rolling out of bed.
I can sleep on my head.
Why not? It's full of feathers.
Aw, a note.
"Prospecting in King Solomon's
mines. Back by Christmas.
Make yourselves to home.
Signed, The Dwarves."
Look! They didn't
even lock the doors.
After you.
I still feel we're trespassing.
After you.
No, no.
Après vous, mon brave.
I insist.
How do you like it?
Oh, it's fine,
as long as I...
remember to keep ducking.
There's another little room in here.
One of the dwarves is still here!
Impossible.
It must be a burglar.
When I grab him, you three
help me overpower him.
Well, why wake him?
Maybe he needs his sleep.
Aw, stay here.
It's a girl.
What's she doin' here?
The dwarves must lend
this place to everybody.
Shh! Don't wake her.
She's beautiful.
Forgive us, miss.
We didn't mean to wake you.
Where am I?
How did I get here?
You're in the cottage of the Seven Dwarves.
But we don't know how you
got here. We've only just arrived.
Oh, I remember now.
The queen...
She tried to have me
k*lled! Please help me.
I'm in terrible danger.
Well, of course we'll help you, miss.
But first, please tell us
who you are. Snow White.
Not the princess Snow White? Yes.
A real princess!
Who are you?
Well, we're just strolling
players, Your Highness.
But from now on, we're your bodyguards.
That's right.
You can count on us!
Come what may!
Ad infinitum!
What brought you to our kingdom?
We were sent for to give a
performance at the palace.
They're holding a big celebration tonight.
But as soon as it's over, we'll
take you wherever you want to go,
where you'll be safe.
Oh, thank you.
Meanwhile, how about
some breakfast? I'm famished.
And I'm sure Your Queenship
must be. I believe I am.
Good! We stole
a couple of...
That is, we're minding some eggs
for an absent-minded duck we ran into.
I'll get 'em!
I'll make the fire!
I'll get some wood.
I'll set the table!
I can make bread if there's any flour.
Flour?
Flour?
There's a whole barrel of it!
Yeah.
After you.
Oh, don't start that. Go on. Get it. Okay.
Be careful.
All right.
Watch yourself. Here,
here, here. I'll help you.
I'm sorry.
Here they are.
One for each!
Sire.
Is it done?
Here is her heart.
Guard this carefully until I
return from my ride. Yes, my lord.
Also, the mountebanks who are to
perform before the queen tonight are here.
Will you see them?
You are the vagabonds that
are supposed to make us laugh?
Yes, Your Honor. If it pleases
Your Honor. Long live Your Honor.
You are hardly what I would
call prepossessing to the eye.
Thank you, Your Honor.
What do you do?
These gentlemen are
magicians, sire. Very fine artists.
Uh, Quatro here sings
and entertains, Your Honor.
Well, it's too late to hire anybody else.
You'll appear before
the queen at 8:00 tonight.
- We're flattered, Your Honor.
- You will eat in the kitchen with the royal servants.
I hope I do not have to tell you
to avoid all jokes in bad taste.
- Of course.
- The royal butler will compensate you...
at the close of your entertainment.
I trust it won't be money down the drain.
That is all.
Thank you, Your Worship.
You're very kind, Your Worship.
Happy birthday, uh, Your Worship. Come on!
Hello!
In here!
Well, we're back!
I'm so glad.
I was beginning to get
a little worried. Why?
Has anyone been near
the cottage? Not a soul.
But I missed you.
Hey!
I wouldn't know the old place!
I've never seen so much flour in my life.
Is everything arranged for
your performance? It certainly is.
Tonight's the night. And Count
Oga's crazy about us already!
I wish I could be there
to watch you. So do we.
Why don't we stage a performance right
now for Her Highness's own special benefit?
Oh, please do.
I'd love that.
- No sooner said than done.
- Jump to it, boys.
A chair for Her Highness. A chair, a chair.
Instruments?
Instruments.
Your Highness.
Curtain going up!
Maestro, if you please.
Your Highness, lords,
ladies and jellyspoons,
it is a privilege to bring
to you in person...
the one and only renowned
prestidigitator...
and entrepreneur par excellence,
Quatro the Great.
I thank you. I thank you.
I thank you.
But allow me to correct an unpardonable
boo-boo on the part of Maestro Moe.
I am the only real brains here.
I am Quinto the Mind Reader.
I shall now proceed to tell Your
Highness exactly what you're thinking.
Quinto, you're appearing before royalty.
Do you want your head chopped off?
Why not? You've
lost yours already.
That will do.
Please excuse him, Your
Highness. He's not his usual self.
How can I be my usual self
when you're not your usual self?
At least I know how to mind my manners.
Hmm. I'll tell you what he's
thinking, Your Highness.
He thinks you're... No, you don't.
Unless you want this to be
your farewell performance.
I'm not allowed to say one tiny
harmless word to Her Highness?
Definitely not!
May I sing to her?
That can't do any harm.
May he sing to Your Highness?
I'd love him to.
Gentlemen, a chord, please.
* Why am I dancing and singing *
* Because I'm in love *
* Why is my heart ting-a-linging *
* Because I'm in love *
* Why do I walk when it's raining *
* As though it were sunny and dry *
* Must I explain all over again *
* I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love *
* So in love *
* I'm in love I'm in love *
* That's why **
Everybody wants to be a comedian.
Is that what you call minding
your manners, stealing my thunder?
I beg your pardon, Quinto.
Apologize to the princess, not to me.
Forgive me, Your Highness.
It won't happen again.
I'll see to that.
Play.
Gypsies!
Play! - Please, gypsies. Together!
A one, a two...
* Must I explain all over again *
* I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love *
* So in love *
* I'm in love I'm in love *
* That's why **
I don't care what they say.
I love you, dear princess.
I love you.
Fare thee well.
Good-bye, dear Quinto.
I love you too.
Mmm...
Now don't worry, folks.
It'll only be an April shower.
Next, a concertina solo
by Professor Curly Joe.
What's with you?
Traitor! You shall be
hanged, drawn and quartered!
I, Your Majesty?
What have I done?
Snow White is still alive! Impossible!
My mirror has just told me,
and my mirror never lies!
But you have her heart to prove it!
This? This is
the heart of a pig!
Snow White is still alive!
Then Hordred has betrayed us both.
Guard! Guard!
Seize Hordred the Huntsman and
take him to the t*rture chamber...
at once!
No, no!
Stop! Stop!
I can't bear it!
Then tell us, why didn't
you k*ll Snow White?
I tried. I couldn't.
I told her to flee for her life.
Where is she now?
I don't know.
I don't know. I swear it!
How many other times have you deceived us?
What happened to the little
prince you were supposed to k*ll?
I suppose you let him escape too! No! No!
He was rescued by three mountebanks.
What? Then he's
still alive?
Are you sure, man?
Tell the truth.
I am telling the truth.
I did what you told me.
I dressed him as a peasant
so no one would know him.
I was about to finish him
and throw him into the river,
when I was attacked
by these three mountebanks.
What three mountebanks?
What proof do we have
they ever existed? None.
Yes, my lord.
They are the same three
you talked to this morning.
Those clodhoppers?
You must be mad.
No. No! I swear!
By my mother's name I swear!
But there were four of them.
That youth... I thought
there was something...
far too arrogant about
his manner for a peasant.
And he and the prince would be of an age.
Your Majesty, fantastic as it may sound,
I believe that fate has played the
missing prince back into our hands.
- Captain...
- Aye.
Search the countryside
for those mountebanks,
and don't come back here without all four!
Yes, Your Majesty.
And you... you, Count Oga!
I hold you responsible
for the escape of Snow White.
See that she is found
before the day is out,
or you'll join your friend
here on the rack!
Bungler! I'll finish
you off personally.
Those floors... I don't think
they've been scrubbed for years.
That's because the Seven
Dwarves are bachelors.
If anyone had told me yesterday...
that I'd be here with you today...
I'm very glad you are.
I...
Quinto can think of nothing except
you, since he sang his heart out to you.
You mean he really meant
the things he said?
Every word.
He's a very sentimental fellow, Quinto.
And he's fallen in love
for the first time in his life.
The very first time?
The first and only time.
I'm glad I took him seriously then.
Oh, I hope you didn't do that,
Your Highness.
Why not?
Because you and he
belong in different worlds.
If only...
If only what?
If only you were a commoner like he is.
But I am.
Just for the moment.
You're the rightful queen of your
country. Nothing can ever change that.
And Quinto... he doesn't even
know who his mother and father were.
I'm sure I would've loved
them too, whoever they were.
I'll tell Quinto you said that.
It'll make him very happy.
Couldn't I tell him myself?
I think it would be wiser
not to, don't you?
If you say so.
But if you had told him, I know
what he would've answered.
Tell me, please.
* I said it then *
* As I say it now *
* I love you *
* I said it then *
* And I say again *
* Truly *
* I do *
* Though the words are old *
* Each time they're told *
* We make this moment *
* A thrill *
* I said it then *
* I say it now *
* And I always *
* Will *
* Though the words are old *
* Each time they're told *
* We make this moment *
* A thrill *
* I said it then *
* I say it now *
* And I always *
* Will **
Quatro, where are you?
Oh! We were waiting
for that water.
Yeah, we got the furniture all stacked up.
I'm sorry. I must've been
off on a cloud somewhere.
I'll take that, son. You two can
stay out here on that "cloud."
Hark!
"Hooses' hoffs"!
I mean, horses' hooves!
It's the queen's soldiers. Quick,
you three! Hide the princess!
In the house. Come on! No!
That's the first place they'll look.
Behind here.
What about you? I'll stay and misdirect.
It's you they're looking
for, not me. Hurry!
This way, Your Highness. Come on.
You there! Halt! Halt in the
queen's name or you'll be slain!
May I be of help, good sirs? You and
your three confederates are under arrest.
Where are they?
Arrest?
We've done no harm.
There must be some mistake.
Count Oga does not make mistakes.
He has found out that you are the
pretender to the throne of Bravuria.
Prince Charming.
Bind him!
Why, I... I'm very flattered, sire,
but I'm of humble birth and
never made any secret of it.
You can tell all that
to the proper authorities.
Take him to the palace while
we search for the other three.
What will they do to him? Shh.
You two search the cottage. If they
offer any resistance, cut their heads off.
I'll look out here.
- They're not in the house.
- They're not in the wagon either.
Must've got wind of our coming
and fled. Remount! After them!
What can we do?
She'll k*ll him like she tried to k*ll me.
Don't worry, Your Highness. We won't
let the queen harm a hair of his head.
How will we stop her? We'll think of a way.
It better be good.
She's after our scalps too.
First we have to look after the
princess. We can't help Quatro...
until we know Her Highness is safe.
We know that you are the prince.
I am not the prince.
I'm nothing but a strolling
player, Your Majesty,
and my friends are innocent.
That man mistook them. Not me. I
know they're the men who attacked me.
We'll get to the truth soon enough.
Old woman, you were nurse to the young
Prince Charming before his disappearance.
I was, Your Majesty,
for all of his seven years.
If he still lived, would you recognize
him? Oh, at once, Your Majesty.
He had a birthmark like a
crescent right here on his chest.
The very mark!
He is the prince!
Your Highness!
Your Highness!
I think that removes
all doubt, Your Majesty.
To the dungeon with him!
The rightful king.
**
About time you got here! Fresh
vegetables for the queen's table!
Yeah.
Picked fresh this morning.
What happened to the regular man?
Oh, a crate of onions upset him.
You mean he ate a whole crate full?
No, it fell on him.
Good. The last lot of onions he
sent me even a pig wouldn't eat.
Maybe you just weren't hungry.
Ready to unload?
Unload?
I leave that sort of thing
to my underlings.
Hans! Fritz!
Unload the vegetables!
Ooh!
**
A few holes and this
would make a very fine flute.
You get the pumpkins.
Hey!
What's going on there?
Oh! I'll make goulash
out of you varlets!
Where are you?
Oh!
Come here and stand... Stand and fight!
Aaah! Come here!
Oh!
At ease, my man! Salutations.
Ad infinitum.
**
Food for the prisoner.
You've come to the wrong cell.
This man is to be ex*cuted.
On an empty stomach?
Don't be so unpatriotic.
Ah, I don't hold with
all this mollycoddling.
Hey. How come a whole
loaf of bread for just one man?
Because it's his last meal.
Now, if it was me, I'd start off
with oysters and white wine...
Ah! What is this obnoxious concoction?
That's, uh, sandwich surprise. Yeah,
for the man who's eaten everything.
Well, what are you trying
to do, poison him?
Poison him? That's the finest
food in the queen's kitchen.
Oh. Hey, that's not for the help.
Ah!
W... Wait...
A file!
Guards!
Get him in.
Get him in here.
Nice work, boys.
Quick, follow me!
Run! Go back! After them! After them!
Quatro.
Where's Quatro?
Ooh! Back we go. Come on! Oh!
Wait.
Come on.
What is the meaning of this uproar?
Those three blaggards tried to rescue
the prince. But they'll never get away alive.
The prince?
Has he escaped?
Oh, no, not him, Your
Majesty. He's dead as mutton.
Dead? The prince?
Are you sure?
Yes, my lord. I was about to
cleave him with my sword...
when one of my archers
felled him with an arrow.
Bravely done.
I shall reward you all.
Now, bring me Snow White.
I want her found before nightfall. Do
you understand, Captain? Before nightfall.
Yes, Your Majesty.
Quatro. Yeah. He was just
holding 'em off so we could get away.
We better go back and see.
No! We gotta get to Snow
White before they do. Come on.
Here!
Slide down this.
Take this.
h*, guards!
Here are your villains!
Guards! Guards, stop them! Whoa!
My sword!
My magic sword!
The prince!
Thank God his heart still
beats. We must hide him.
That tunnel... it leads to
the other side of the moat.
Help me with him.
Be careful.
Whoa! Stop!
Ah!
Whoa.
Your Highness! Where's
Quatro? What happened?
It's you that's in danger. We're just
one jump ahead of the queen's soldiers.
Quick. Come with us. I'll get your
cape so they won't know you were here.
Inside, Your Highness,
and keep well out of sight.
You, get in there and hide her.
And keep these doors locked.
Hyah! Okay, boys!
Come on now!
There they go.
I knew it!
Here they come!
Thunder! Lightning!
Give it all ya got!
Even if you haven't got it! Hyah! Go, boys!
Ya-hoo!
Faster!
They're gaining on us!
Keep going, boys! Come on!
Hurry up! Hey!
Come on! Hyah!
Oh, boys!
Whoa!
They didn't see us. Turn
around. Go back. Quick.
Take the ocean road.
Hyah, Thunder.
Whoa!
Turn. Turn!
They've tricked us!
- They saw us turn. They're still after us!
- How far back are they?
They're way back, but
they're coming fast. Go!
Hyah! Whoo, boy! Oh!
Whoa!
Down, boys! Down!
Here. Here.
What are we stopping for?
Unhitch the horses, quick.
What's the idea? Just do it, will
you? We gotta get rid of this wagon.
Are they loose?
All set.
Sorry, old-timers. It's
every man for himself. Go!
Hurry up! Heave!
Shh.
See any sign of life?
After a fall like that?
There's not a chance.
We have faithfully served
our queen. Back to the palace.
To the palace!
Are we safe now?
No, Your Highness. You won't be safe
until you get out of this country for good.
And there's no time
like the present. Let's go.
Without Quatro?
Please, Your Highness.
We're trying to do what he'd
want. Don't make it too hard for us.
I can't run away
while he's still in danger.
But he'd want you to.
Don't you see that?
We'd die for you, miss... I-I mean,
Your Highness. Please trust us.
I'm sorry, but I can't go
anywhere until I know he's...
Hark!
Another search party. And
now we're really done for.
What'll we do? I wish
we could say "Allesabai"...
and be on top of the highest
mountain in the whole world.
Are we still alive? Of
course we're still alive.
Otherwise, we wouldn't
be freezing to death.
It was Curly Joe. The highest mountain
in the world, he said, and we're on it.
You had to say the highest! What?
All right, lamebrain, you got
us up here. Now get us down!
That sword, where did you get it?
Souvenir from Count Oga.
Count Oga? Then it must
be the Sword of Power.
The what?
The magic Sword of Power.
Whoever holds it in his hand and
wishes, his wish is instantly granted.
Do tell.
Now it's mine.
I'm a hero!
I saved us all.
You may touch my sleeve.
I'll touch your nose with my fist if
you don't wish us off this mountain.
Keep your distance, peasant. I am valuable.
O mighty Sword! I wish us
to be in a nice warm house...
with a great big blazing fire.
Whew. I never thought
I'd ever be warm again.
I'm a genius, that's all. A genius!
There's nothing I can't do.
Then please, Curly Joe,
wish for Quatro to be here too.
I'm afraid we can't do that, Your Highness.
Why not? I thought
you were his friends.
We are, but, uh... You tell her, Moe.
Well, it's like this. Quatro
wouldn't want us to wish him here.
Of course he would.
It's no good, Your Highness.
We just can't lie to you anymore...
not even to make things
a bit easier for you.
Tell me the whole truth, please.
None of us will be seeing Quatro anymore.
The queen k*lled him?
Ought we go after her?
No.
What could we do?
She wants to be alone.
**
* As I say it now *
* I love *
* You *
* I said it then *
* And I say again *
* Truly *
* I do *
* Though the words are old *
* Each time they're told *
* We make this moment *
* A thrill *
* I said it then *
* I say it now *
* And I always *
* Will **
**
**
This time she must be dead.
Yet my fears and doubts
still gnaw at me like rats.
Oh. I...
I must be calm.
I must restrain my passions
and keep my head.
Keep my head.
Mirror, now that Snow White's life is done,
am I not the fairest one?
Far away though Snow White be,
she lives and is more fair than thee.
It's I who've been at fault.
I underestimated the magic powers
that protect Snow White's beauty.
If she's far away, Your Majesty,
she no longer constitutes a
serious threat to your throne.
Why not forget her beauty?
Oh!
How little you understand a woman's pride.
My heart has no revenge, I vow.
Show me where to find her now.
Here she lies, as you can see,
with broken heart because of thee.
How to get my hands on her?
- Count Oga?
- Your Majesty?
You will use your black arts
to transform me into a witch...
with power to find Snow
White and to destroy her.
No. No, I dare not. The
risk to you is far too great.
It is a command.
Then on your own head be it.
But the potion will take
some time to prepare.
All the more reason to get started!
When the king was alive, you were free men.
Look at you now... sl*ves!
sl*ves to a queen so infamous the
whole land cries out against her crimes!
Remember what she did to me?
What she is doing to
our beloved Snow White?
It's time to rid our country
of this tyrant!
I give you my heart, my arm, my sword!
Will you follow me?
Aye, and to the death!
Freedom from the queen!
Aye!
Then rouse all who are loyal!
And see that they are armed!
Follow me!
Come on.
Let's go!
Fang of snake, tail of rat,
eye of toad and claw of cat.
Deadly nightshade, hippo fat,
spider's eyebrow, wing of bat.
Just right.
Drain it.
Drain it to the diabolic dregs.
Superb. Superb!
It's working like a charm.
Aahba!
Magnificent!
Oh!
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Perfect. Perfect! At least
you didn't bungle this one.
Bungle it?
I surpassed myself.
Now, a poison strong enough
to dissolve her very bones!
Ah. I have
the very thing.
Here. Tempting,
is it not?
Yet one small bite of this,
the merest nibble,
and she will sleep for
40 moons and 40 suns,
then die forever!
Oh!
Pretty, pretty pippin.
Oh! I could kiss you!
And Snow White so loves apples.
Red fire to aid you in disguises.
Oh!
Yes, I will need this.
And last but not least,
your broomstick. Catch.
Prepare, Snow White, to meet your doom!
Now track her down, avenging broom.
Good hunting.
Away. Tallyho!
With your last grain of sand
she dies forever.
Come on now, men!
Let's get behind it now!
Heave!
All right now, men.
Come on! Come on!
Heave! Heave!
The oil!
Empty it on them!
Burn them alive!
Fry them!
You!
- But you're dead!
- Where's the princess Snow White?
You will never find her
this side of the grave.
She is still alive!
I know it!
She's as good as dead!
And so are you, sweet Prince.
Ah. Don't...
Your Majesty!
The palace has fallen.
The queen has fled.
You are rightful king at last. We
await your first command, Your Majesty.
Half my fortune to the man who
finds the princess Snow White.
* A-hunting we will go *
* A-hunting we will go Hi... **
Moe, Larry, Curly Joe!
Wait. You forgot your lunch. Oh, so we did.
We'd be lost without you, Your Highness.
And I'd be lost without you.
I wish we were more of us... and prettier.
I wouldn't want you to be any different.
I love you just as you
are, all three of you.
Gee. Only our mother ever said
that without laughing in our faces.
Well, I mean every word of it.
Now promise me you'll
take good care of yourselves.
I've made all the things you like best.
When it's lunchtime, I'll ring a bell.
Inside, Your Highness. We
don't want you catching a chill.
Be good now, and don't be late. Cross
our hearts. Good-bye, Your Highness.
Keep the stove hot. We'll be home
with enough fresh meat to last all winter.
Aren't you going to kiss my hand?
I always say it with flowers.
Only one?
I get tongue-tied.
* High h*, the merry-o
A-hunting we will go **
* To poison her I'll go *
* To poison her I'll go *
* Snow White I'll bury-o *
* To poison her I'll go **
It's only old gypsy Matilda, deary.
Ribbons and fancies fit for a queen.
Buy from poor old freezing Matilda.
Oh. Just a moment.
Bless your kind heart,
you lovely sweet deary.
You're my first customer today.
Doors slammed in poor old
gypsy Matilda's face.
Chased by dogs.
I'm freezing.
Oh, what a shame. Come in and
warm yourself by the fire for a while.
You're an angel of mercy.
That's what you are...
An angel of mercy!
Oh.
What a lovely fire.
Let me thaw out my poor old chilblains.
Here. Sit down and
make yourself comfortable.
Thank you.
Thank you, you precious child!
Sit there by me.
Now, what does your heart fancy, huh?
Ribbons, laces?
Choose anything you want
to suit your pocket.
I'm afraid I haven't any money.
Oh, deary, deary me.
That's a how-do-you-do.
But to reward you for your
kindness to a poor old lady,
I'm going to give you
a nice little present.
Did you ever see such a rosy red
apple in these mountains before?
It's beautiful. But I
couldn't take it from you.
But you must take it...
to please poor old Matilda.
It's every bit as tasty
and juicy as it looks.
Take it. Take it.
Just a teeny little bite.
There's a good, good girl.
Good girl.
* A-hunting we have went *
* We followed every scent *
* We even scared a polar bear *
* A-hunting we have went *
* A-hunting we have went *
* We followed every scent **
Egad! A witch
in stitches!
You fools! You thought you
could outwit me, didn't you?
We don't even know you! And
what's more, we don't want to!
You know what?
What?
I got a nasty feeling that old witch is
mixed up with the queen in some way.
The queen. I wish the queen
would go to Hades and stay there!
Hey.
That was the queen.
Quick! We gotta get back to Snow White.
Oh, no.
Snow White, what happened?
She's...
This wasn't here when we left.
The queen must have given it to her.
She's been poisoned.
And it's all our fault.
We left her here all alone.
Please, Princess, forgive us.
We thought you'd be safe here.
O mighty Sword, don't let
Snow White die. We love her.
Please, Sword.
Please save her.
We'll only ask this one
last wish. We promise.
Please help us, Sword.
We don't know what to do.
We must've used up all the wishes.
Oh.
What news? What news
of Princess Snow White?
- Alas, none, Your Majesty.
- Then go back and search again.
Your Majesty, we have scoured
the land as far as man can travel.
The princess has vanished as
completely as if she had never been.
Go back. Keep searching
until you find her.
Your Majesty, you would be
kinder to yourself to give up hope.
Never.
Never while I live.
Forgive me, Your Majesty. There's
one source you've not consulted.
What is that?
While the queen was still
in power, it was said...
she learnt her secrets from a
magic mirror in her chamber.
That mirror is accursed!
Merely to look on it is death. I
beg Your Majesty, don't go near it.
I swore to leave no stone
unturned until I find her.
Show me the mirror!
There, Your Majesty.
Mirror, I beseech your help,
no matter what the cost.
In the name of love eternal,
show me where I can find
my beloved Snow White.
Where is she?
Tell me where.
On mountain high, beyond the blue,
thy faithful heart will guide thee true.
I thank you with all my heart.
Can we help you, sir?
Don't you recognize me?
It can't be.
It is! It's Quatro!
Quatro!
But we heard 'em say they k*lled you.
You're not a ghost? No, I'm alive.
A fall brought back my memory.
I'm the king now, but it means
nothing until I find Snow White.
Is she here?
Then take me to her.
Quatro, we... We weren't able
to protect her from the queen.
She was so beautiful, we
didn't have the heart to bury her.
She's in here.
Oh, my beloved.
If you leave me,
I have nothing more to live for.
Tell me you only sleep.
Wake, my love.
Please wake.
Come back to me, Snow White.
Come back, I beg you.
Please come back.
She lives!
Snow White's alive.
It's a miracle.
My love. My love, I knew I
hadn't lost you. I knew it. I knew it!
The queen...
I thought she k*lled you. No, my love.
You don't have to worry
about the queen anymore.
We took care of her. You're
the only queen there is now.
It's true, beloved.
Our lives have just begun.
* There's a place in the sky *
* Called Happiness *
* On the far other side *
* Of the moon *
* Where you walk through *
* A bright golden door *
* To whatever your heart *
* Wishes for *
* Dreams are real in that place *
* Called Happiness *
* There's a rainbow *
* To guide you each day *
* Though it's far off somewhere *
* If you keep on believing *
* It's there *
* Your heart will find *
* The way **
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