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Biscuit Eater, The (1972)

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Biscuit Eater, The (1972)

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♪ If I were to tell you

What friends I recall ♪

♪ I'd say that my dog

Was the closest of all ♪

♪ Through times good and bad

He was always around ♪

♪ Never once

Letting me down ♪

♪ He's just a dog

But he's my friend ♪

♪ Through thick and through

Thin

With patience to lend ♪

♪ Sampling life

So happily ♪

♪ Growing together

Moreover and me ♪



♪ Crossing a creek

On a fallen log ♪

♪ Running through meadows

Or stalkin' a frog ♪

♪ On personal problems

We see eye-to-eye ♪

♪ Some we can't solve

But we try ♪

♪ He's just a dog

But he's my friend ♪

♪ Through thick and through

Thin

Right down to the end ♪

♪ Sharing adventures

Secretly ♪

♪ Travelin' through life

Moreover and me ♪



♪ He's not quite a champion

It's easy to see ♪

♪ But winnin' blue ribbons

Means little to me ♪

♪ There's much more to life

And I'm sure you'll agree ♪

♪ We're content

To be happy and free ♪

♪ He's just a dog

But he's my friend ♪

♪ Through thick and through

Thin

With patience to lend ♪

♪ Treating each other

Equally ♪

♪ Learning together

Moreover and me ♪

♪ Moreover and me ♪

♪ Moreover and me ♪

♪ Moreover and me ♪

♪ Moreover and me ♪

There they are !

Partridges !

Now's when you point.

This-a-way.

See ? This-a-way.

Now you try it.

No ! Get up.

Come on now, get up.

Remember how I showed you.

Remember ? Like this.

Okay, now,

Put your foot up.

Put your foot up.

( Dog barking )

( Barking )

C'mere, dog !

( Barking )

Come back here, dog !

You come back here !

Go home, shep.

Stay. Stay.

Go home, shep !

Shep, go home !

You don't wanna play

With mr. Eben's old sheep dog.

You're a bird dog.

Now, you point.

Ain't no use, son.

You don't have to show

A bird dog how to point.

That's bred into 'em.

I know.

But you won't let him

Run with the other dogs,

So I thought maybe he

Could learn it from me.

Well... Except

He don't wanna learn.

I tried, son.

That dog is spoiled.

That dog ain't nothin' but

A suck-egg biscuit eater.

You see that, pa ?

The way he drug his tail

Outta here when

You called him that name ?

You made him admit

To self-defeat.

Why can't he have

A pretty name

Like silver belle.

Son, silver belle's

A champion ! She's taken

The grand nationals twice !

One more time, mr. Ames

Gets to keep that trophy

For good.

I wish I could train a dog.

You might could someday.

But, lonnie, don't go

Pinning your hopes

On no biscuit eater.

He ain't your dog, son.

He's mr. Ames' dog.

He knows that, harve !

But he loves the dog.

- I don't know why.

Nobody else does.

- Maybe that's why.

Son, I don't want you gettin'

Too attached to the dog.

I mean, we can't keep a dog

That won't hunt.

My dog hunts.

He hunts eggs.

- A bird dog's

Supposed to hunt birds !

- Well, he can't eat 'em.

Well no, we eat 'em.

But we pay him back

With good food

'Cause he earns it.

He sure don't have

To sneak off to no hen house

To suck eggs.

But, harve... Are you sure

He can't be trained ?

As sure

As I'm sittin' here.

You know what he does

When I order him to hunt ?

He crawls on his belly.

The dog's got a bad streak

In him, anyway.

His sire was shot...

Because he k*lled sheep.

But, pa !

You know I ain't

Gonna sh**t no dog.

- We might have

To give him away.

- Oh, harve !

Honey, you know

I can't have that dog

Runnin' with the other dogs.

Sometimes that's all it takes.

Just one fly

Will spoil the buttermilk.

Darling, it's not as if

Your dad owns the dog.

I mean, he only works

For mr. Ames.

Mr. Ames is a fair man.

But he wants some sport

For his money.

I'll guarantee you,

There sure ain't

No blue ribbons in that dog.

Howdy, harve !

Hey, willie !

- Ain't seen you

In a month of sundays !

- Oh, really ?

- You look as good

As new foldin' money !

- I can't complain too much.

Every time I see this boy,

I tell you,

He done growed another foot.

Let's not talk about that.

We can hardly

Keep him in shoes.

You all come

And light a spell.

A soda pop ?

I'm afraid we can't.

This is my busy day.

You been devilin' me

For a long time about a dog.

Willie,

I brought you a dog.

Well, uh...

He sure ain't pretty.

No, nobody said he was pretty.

'Course, I ain't got nothin'

I can pay you with.

I been waitin'

On a gas delivery

A long time now.

They still ain't brought you

That gas, huh ?

Oh, it's comin'.

But in the meantime,

It leaves me short

Of hard cash money.

Willie, I ain't tradin' him.

I'm givin' him to you.

You know me, harve.

I don't take charity.

Now, I might trade you.

- I don't want to trade

With you, willie.

- But tradin's my thing !

Now, as I remember

The tube in there's rotten.

I ain't tradin' with you !

Look, look at this tube.

This is a good tube.

They don't make tubes

Like this no more.

We've been through all that.

You always want too much boot

For your merchandise.

- Not with the dog thrown in.

- But I ain't tradin' the dog.

I'm givin' him to ya.

This is gonna be real

Good company for ya, this dog.

You may not be able

To train him very much,

But that's gonna be--

- You can't train him ?

- He won't be no hunter,

Anything like that.

He sucks eggs a little.

You could probably break him.

Egg sucker ?

You just have to keep

Your eye on him, willie.

An egg sucker, huh ?

No, no. That could

Set me back some.

I mean,

I about live on eggs !

You ain't so busy that you

Can't keep an eye on the dog.

Ain't so busy ?

You ever tried to run a

Tradin' store, a gas station,

And do your own cookin' ?

If you only knew

How much I got to do

Just keepin' this place up

Just haulin' wood !

Well, maybe he ain't

The dog for you, willie.

Wait a minute, harve.

Don't be hasty.

I can't go chasin' no dog

That's stealin' my eggs.

But if I did take the dog,

How much money

Would you give me to boot ?

Willie, I'm givin'

You the dog !

I'm supposed to

Give you something

To boot too ?

I can't be losing no eggs.

And then there's the dog's

Feed to be considered.

I got no woman to cook for me.

Got no young'uns to be leavin'

Scraps of food for the dog.

You're breaking my heart,

Willie.

- This is economics.

- Yeah, well, I tell ya.

Two dollars ?

Yeah, $2 will help a little.

But you know, I mean--

Three dollars, willie,

And you got yourself a dog.

Thank you, harve.

It's a pleasure doin'

Business with you.

Yeah, it's kinda interesting

For me too. Son,

You wanna hop in the front ?

( Chuckling )

If you can't break him

From suckin' eggs,

You can always trade him.

I reckon so. It's been said

I'm a tradin' fool.

If I had me a woman,

I'd trade her too !

( Chuckling )

Now don't you grieve yourself.

One place is about as good

As another.

How come you let willie dorsey

Slick you outta $3, pa ?

Well, I never know how

He's gonna do it.

It's worth $3

To find out.

Would you let me out here,

Pa ?

You gonna stop

And see text ?

Yep.

Goin' fishin' ?

Maybe.

( Lonnie )

See you later, pa.

Bye, bye, son.

- Text !

- Over here, lon.

Howdy, lon.

Hi, text.

ch*nk ?

Oh, much obliged.

Reckon your ma would let

You keep a dog if I brought

The scraps to feed him ?

- Yeah, I know

She would. Why ?

- How do you know ?

Ever since my brother obadiah

Moved out and took his dog...

She keeps sayin',

"A house ain't a house

Without a dog underfoot."

My pa won't like this,

But I know where we can

Get us a dog and take us

To the national trials...

If we train him right.

You do ? Where at ?

Willie dorsey's !

Willie dorsey's ?

Yeah !

My pa gave it away to him

This morning. Know why ?

Why ?

He caught him suckin' an egg.

Shucks, that'll

Make him ornery.

That dog's slicker

Than elm sap.

Wanna go partners ?

Partners ?

I know which half of the dog

I'd get... Half that

Goes over the fence last.

In a bird dog

That's the best half.

That ain't the way

I do business.

When I say partners,

I mean we split him

Right down the middle,

All the way.

But how do you know

Willie's gonna part with him ?

The last words he said is

If he didn't like the dog,

He'd trade.

Trade, huh ?

Problem is, nobody can

Out-trade willie dorsey.

Any tacky old thing he wants

To get rid of is the thing

He's most attached to.

Then we gotta

Un-attach him.

We got us a couple

Of real superfine

Un-attachers here !

I'd put you up against

Willie dorsey any day !

Oh, hi, willie !

Lonnie, back again ? And text.

What can I do for you ?

This morning you said "trade,"

We just stopped by

To see if you really meant it.

Trade for what ?

The dog.

I wouldn't trade.

I been hankerin' for a dog

For a right smart spell.

And now I got me a dog,

I aim to keep him.

I just thought I'd ask.

He was sort of like

A pet to me.

Now, if your father wanted you

To have that dog as a pet,

He wouldn't've

Given him to me.

No, but text and me thought

We'd keep him at his house,

So them blue-ribbon dogs

Wouldn't be seein' him

Sucking eggs.

- By the way,

Where is he ?

- Oh, he's uh--

- Suckin' eggs ?

- He ain't suckin'

None of my eggs !

Where's he at,

Willie ?

He's around here somewhere !

Around back.

What's the matter with you,

Text ?

That dog is always around back

Where I tell him to be.

That dog minds me.

I said he's back here,

He'll be back here.

That dog'll be where

I tell him to be.

Why, you low-down

Biscuit eater !

I'll get me a stick

And wear you out !

Willie, he won't mind

Nobody but me. That's

How come I wanted to trade.

When I saw my pa

Give you that $3,

I thought he was crazy.

Now I can see he

Should've given you more.

That dog'll nickel and dime

You to death, one bitty dab

After another.

Whatcha take for him,

Willie ?

Whatcha give me ?

My frog sticker.

What else you give me

To boot ?

That's all I got.

Partner ?

All I got is

These two big hands.

I seen you sawing some logs

By the bridge. Me and lon

Could tote 'em up for you.

You split 'em

And pile 'em to boot,

We can maybe have a deal.

You've got a deal.

Deal !

No. Splittin'

And pilin's too much.

You done low-rated

That dog so much,

I don't want no more of him.

If that dog starts eatin'

My ma's eggs,

My ma's gonna split me.

You can't back out

Of our partnership now !

We shook hands.

No splittin' or pilin'.

Well, uh, seein'

As it's you two guys--

( Whistles )

( Whistles )

C'mon, boy.

Let's go get them blocks.

Ah, wait a minute,

Boys.

There's one little thing.

How you gonna pay me

For them eggs your dog ate ?

- They weren't your eggs.

- What you mean

They ain't my eggs ?

Well, he means, laying

On the ground like that,

They could be anybody's eggs.

But we'll see you get paid.

If you boys would just pile

And split the wood--

It was your dog

When he ate the eggs.

Them eggs is inside

The belly of your dog now.

I'll bring you half a dozen

Eggs for the two our dog ate,

But no splittin' and pilin'.

I wouldn't give such

A generous bargain to anybody

Else in this county.

But I'm right fond

Of both of you boys.

Hey.

( As willie )

I's right fond

Of both you boys.

( Laughing )

Come on, come on,

Come on !

Come on, dog.

Come on.

( Barking )

C'mere, boy !

( Barking )

( Whinnying )

Whoa !

Easy, easy.

Get that dog

Outta here.

- Sorry, mr. Eben.

- You want that dog shot ?

- He was just havin' fun.

- Ain't that the dog whose

Daddy k*lled my sheep ?

Yes, sir.

But he ain't vicious.

I seen him playing

With shep more than once.

( Shep barking )

Shut up !

Eben !

At the present moment,

That there dog still happens

To be mine.

And as legal owner

Of the dog in question...

At the time that dog

Scared your team--

What you blabbin' about ?

He's right. It is his dog.

My pa gave it to him

This morning.

But as soon as we haul up

Some wood for him,

He'll belong to text and me.

Well, as soon as

You three big businessmen

Get it sorted out...

Who this no good whelp

Belongs to,

Remember this:

If that dog steps

One foot on my property,

He get hisself shot.

Giddy-up.

Gonna have to keep a sharp eye

On this dog.

I don't wanna have

Nothin' to do with that man.

I ain't afraid of mr. Eben.

I am.

He's a scutter.

When he butchers beef,

They say he drinks the blood.

That's how he got

His face all red.

He don't scare me.

Well, I am.

I'm scared of him.

And you are too

If you'd just admit it.

And so is your pa.

He is not ! And if you

Say that one more time,

I'll bust you in two halves.

Then how come he didn't whup

Mr. Eben when mr. Eben

Came over to his house...

And kicked his dog

'Bout two years ago ?

Because my ma

Asked him not to.

That's why.

Ladies are always

Tryin' to keep men from

Whuppin' each other.

They sure are buttinskis.

What'd you say ?

- Well then, all except

Your ma and my ma, huh, lon ?

- Right.

You boys ain't never gonna get

That dog if you don't, uh,

Do your work.

Whoa, whoa.

( Eben )

Hey, mcneil !

Easy, boy.

Yeah ?

What do you want ?

You know that boy of yours

And charity tomlin's brat...

Bought your dog back

From willie dorsey

Hauling his wood ?

I can't see how that's

Any of your business.

When your dog

Barks at my team,

It's my business.

- Come on, a dog's

Got a right to bark.

- Not at my team !

I'll tell ya, if I was a dog

I'd bark at you.

And I'd kick you

In the middle of next week.

You care to come down

And try ?

And I always thought you

Was too yellow to fight !

Oh, no. I just don't fight

For fun anymore.

But stompin'

A mud hole in you

Is gonna be a real pleasure.

Now you stop it,

Both of you !

Move, mary lee.

I'm gonna stomp

A mud hole in him.

Scared to see him whupped ?

All fighting ever proves

Is that your fists are quicker

Than your brain.

Mary lee.

Harve, you promised !

Now you better get along home.

Well...

I ain't gonna stand here

Jawin' with your woman.

But... You tell

That boy of yours...

To keep that dog

Off my property...

Or I might have to teach

The little fella a lesson.

If you ever lay one finger

On lonnie,

I'll flat

Tear your head off.

You and who else ?

He won't need

Anybody else !

You touch our son,

And you'll wish

You'd never been born !

( Laughing )

Giddy-up !

Oh !

( Chuckling )

That's what I like about you.

You're always so cool,

Calm and collected.

Oh !

( Laughing )

Did you hear what he said

About lonnie,

What he was up to ?

Mmm, I heard.

Honey, if he brings

That dog back here, I'm

Gonna have to punish him.

Oh, harve, why ?

I told him he couldn't have

That dog around here.

Now that's complete

Disobedience.

You know what I don't like ?

It's behind my back.

But you know

What boys are like.

Didn't you ever have

Any great schemes ?

Yeah.

Only one that

Ever amounted to anything.

Oh ?

Which one was that ?

That's the one

About marrying you.

( Laughing )

That's because I put it

In your head.

- You did ?

- Mm-hmm.

How'd you do that ?

Mmm.

Was that how ?

( Laughing )

Come on.

Don't tell ma

About them un-attachers.

Don't worry, I know better.

What we need now

Is an attacher.

You let my ma name the dog

Outta the bible. You couldn't

Want no better attacher.

Well, look who's here !

And nobody more welcome.

Hi, mrs. Tomlin.

Lonnie.

You sure do favor

Your father.

But you're gonna be taller

When you're full grown.

- How can you tell ?

- Boys grow to fit their feet.

Look at yours.

Mrs. Tomlin ?

Text and me

Have got us a dog here.

Bring him in !

You're a good dog.

Yes, you are.

He ain't got a name.

We thought maybe

You could think of one.

When lookin' for a name,

There ain't but

One place to go.

The concordance.

I named my firstborn jeremiah

After your pa.

I named my second born

Obidiah...

Because it rhymed

With the first.

Then to please

Your aunt phemmie,

I named you text...

Because she said a text

Was what the preacher

Preached from...

'Cause it was all the words

Of wisdom rolled into one.

It's a good

Calling name too.

Text !

Yes'm.

You see ?

We don't want no people names.

We want a dog name. There

Any dog names in the bible ?

There ought to be.

The bible's full of dogs.

There's street dogs,

And sheep dogs,

And dogs that ate

The crumbs that fell

From their master's table.

They ate jezebel too.

Here we are.

Mmm. "Dogs shall lick

Thy blood." No.

"A living dog is better

Than a dead lion.

Moreover, a dog has--"

That's it !

- Huh ?

- Moreover.

That ain't a name !

That's a good name.

You like it ?

Moreover.

Moreover.

It rhymes with rover.

( Lonnie )

You like it ?

Moreover ?

See ?

He likes it too !

Oh, sounds fine.

There's a lot of sweetenin'

In that name.

Come on, moreover.

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

- Got somethin' on your mind ?

- Yeah, pa.

Well ?

You know that dog

You gave willie dorsey today ?

Mm-hmm.

I remember him well.

Well, text and me

Traded him back from willie.

That so ?

We... Aim to train him.

Well, that'll take

A bit of doin'.

You just keep him away

From the rest of the dogs.

I mean...

Your trainin' methods

Ain't exactly the same

As mine, you know.

Yes, sir.

By the way,

Thanks for tellin' me.

( Quiet growling )

He smells some quail.

Do you think we should

Show him how to point ?

No. My pa says it's bred

In him. When he's good

And ready, he'll point.

Go and fetch, boy !

Whoa ! Whoa !

( Barking )

Whoa ! Whoa !

Moreover, whoa !

Come back here, boy.

You come back !

( Lonnie )

You come back here

Right now ! C'mon.

C'mon.

You come back here.

Come on.

Now you listen here !

You ain't no rabbit dog.

You're a bird dog.

( Imitating bird sounds )

And when I say stop,

You stop !

I don't wanna put no

Choker on you, boy, but

You gotta learn to mind.

Maybe we could do some more

Retrievin', huh, lon ?

Okay.

Hey, boy, see the ball ?

Go get it, boy !

C'mere, boy.

C'mere.

C'mon, boy.

You see these teeth marks ?

That means he's been

Bitin' down too hard.

Look what I snitched

From my pa. It's filled

With lead sinkers.

He made it so that when

Their teeth hit on somethin'

Hard, they'll ease up.

That way they don't

Chew up the birds.

Boy, see it ?

Go get it.

- Ready, text ?

- Ready, lon.

Bang, bang !

Go fetch it, boy.

Atta boy, moreover.

C'mere.

Hey, man,

He sure is learnin' !

We're gonna make a pointer

Outta him yet.

Yuck.

We gotta get us

A new bird.

This thing stinks

Like ten buckets of pig slop

On a rainy night.

You're tellin' me.

I'm startin' to be a polecat

Around this stinky old thing.

( Chuckling )

- You ready, text ?

- Ready, lon.

Bang ! Bang !

Hey, what happened, text ?

I done throwed it,

But it got stuck in the tree.

Then kick it down.

Hey, lon, look !

Look at moreover !

He's got it !

Did you see that ?

Lookit there !

Me jumpin' outta that tree

And all that carryin' on,

It never even make him

No never mind.

Boy, that's one prime,

Superfine bird dog.

sh**t, he ain't

No biscuit eat--

Shh.

Don't ever

Call him that word !

It hurts his feelings.

Ain't got no call to.

sh**t, he can point

From here to yonder.

Come on, boy.

Come on, moreover. Good boy.

Look at them big old eyes

And those big old feet.

He is beautiful !

He's quality.

You didn't believe me when

I said he could go all the

Way to the grand nationals.

Did ya ?

No, sir.

This is it, boys.

Whatcha want for it, willie ?

More money than you could

Ever lay your hands on.

But for a slight

Consideration,

We may be able...

To come to an understanding

Whereby you could work

This g*n on shares.

Whatcha got in mind ?

Well, I could settle for

A good mess of partridge

Once a week.

What if we couldn't get

A mess every week ?

A bad-luck week,

I'd go for a lard bucket

Full of mayhews.

- I could think of somethin',

Make it easy on ya.

- Yeah.

Let's try it for a week.

( Chuckling )

Gotta have shells.

We ain't said nothin'

About shells.

( Willie )

Shells is hard to come by.

'Course... Reckon I'd have

To have a little boot for it.

( Chuckling )

Maybe a nice pail of honey

Out of a bee tree ?

We've been stung enough.

Give the man

Back his g*n, lon.

Wait a minute.

Why can't we give ya

A mess of mustard greens ?

You boys drive

A hard bargain.

Now I got no protection

For my gas station.

But I wish you good luck

In your huntin'.

Let's make sure.

Hold out your hands.

See this ?

This is a good-luck charm

I charmed away...

From the queen

Of the gypsies herself.

Now you can't miss.

( Chuckling )

Come on, text.

Whichever of your mas cooks

Them greens, tell 'em to put

In a few strips of bacon.

I love bacon in my greens.

You'll get your greens,

Willie, but nothin' was said

About gettin' 'em cooked.

( g*nsh*t )

I was so worried

He'd be scared,

I didn't hit nothin'.

Where'd you get the cannon,

Boys ?

Oh, hi, pa.

It belongs

To willie dorsey.

He let us use it as long

As we bring him birds to eat.

What's old willie asking

For boot ?

Mustard greens.

Then he talked my ma

Into cookin' 'em for him.

She says that man is so lazy

He wouldn't pick the flies

Outta strawberry preserves.

She about told that right.

"New england single barrel,

Taperchoke bored."

Hmph !

It belongs in a museum.

You can just about

Grow mushrooms in there.

You don't deserve a g*n

If you can't keep it clean.

Listen to me, both of you.

That hammer pulls back hard,

So you're gonna be tempted

To leave it c*ck. Don't.

Don't. Another thing.

How do you hold that g*n

When you hunt ?

I know.

You keep it down,

With the muzzle

Toward the ground.

It makes more sense

To keep it up.

I got this g*n here. Watch.

That way, no matter which

Way you turn, you always

Got the g*n pointin' up.

If it goes off, you ain't as

Likely to sh**t your feet off,

Or the dog, or anybody else.

There's been half as many dogs

Shot out of excitement

As there has been birds.

Understand ?

- Yes, sir.

- How's he doin' ?

Son. Son !

You see where the g*n's

Pointin' right now ?

I knew it wasn't loaded.

If all the men that

Were shot with unloaded g*ns

Was laid end to end,

They'd stretch

From here to nashville.

I guarantee you one thing,

They wouldn't get up again.

Pa, would you let moreover

Watch silver belle point

Just one covey ?

That wouldn't mean nothin',

Lonnie.

But let me

Tell you somethin'.

You don't wanna teach your dog

To range and cast like silver

Belle. Every dog is different.

It ain't so much that

You teach your dog, as it is

You read your dog, son.

What it is is... You

Teach yourself

To read your dog.

Please ? Even if he

Doesn't learn anything,

Maybe we could.

Hmph. Maybe.

( Moreover barking )

Easy.

Fetch, belle.

Did you--

Well, I'll be !

See ? I told ya !

I told ya !

I wouldn't've believed it.

Huh !

Why didn't you take

A shot, son ?

I didn't get no shells.

Atta, girl.

Hey, belle,

Come back here !

Come on here.

C'mere.

Ain't nothin' out there.

What's the matter with you ?

Come on, girl.

Pa, can we paint

The kennels for ya ?

You want to buy

Some more shells, huh ?

I don't think we oughta

Deprive willie dorsey's only

Visible means of support.

Do you ?

He can't get us none.

I expect he can...

For a price.

Listen, uh...

Is that dog still

Hard-mouthin' the birds

He fetches for you ?

No, sir !

He can carry 'em

As soft as velvet.

Good. Then why don't

You put my sinker ball

Back where you found it.

That's enough, boy.

No, wait. Did you see

How silver belle had

To be called off retrievin' ?

Maybe your pa brung down two.

Go fetch it, boy.

( Lonnie )

C'mon, boy.

C'mon.

That's a good boy.

Yeah.

That's a miracle !

Ah, he just wanted

A fresh bird.

You'd pass a miracle too

If you had to carry around

That stinky old bird.

You know what

Your dad forgot ?

He forgot how to read his dog.

( Laughing )

Come on, boy.

Come on, moreover.

Text !

Hey, text !

Come in, lonnie,

Come in.

I can't. I said

I'd be back before dark.

Where's text ?

I had to send him into town.

I was fixin' to make

A batch of beaten biscuits...

And found out

I didn't have

No baking powder.

Here's a poke full of scraps

For moreover.

I can feed him.

I seen him strike out

For your place not more

Than five minutes ago.

Looks like you would've

Run into him

Comin' up the road.

I didn't see him.

But don't worry. I'll find him

And bring him right back.

( Lonnie )

Moreover ! Here, boy.

Moreover !

- Pa, you seen moreover ?

- I expect he's over

At charity's, isn't he ?

-I just looked.

He ain't there.

-No, son, I haven't seen him.

There's only one place

He could be.

Eben's.

Harve ?

Eben's !

Lonnie ?

( Barking )

( Barking continues )

Don't sh**t ! Please !

He's been sniffin'

Around my sheep.

Don't sh**t.

He ain't done nothin'.

Hey !

I think you just better

Put that g*n down, eben.

This dog

Wasn't lookin' for sheep.

That dog's lookin' for eggs !

He was, was he ?

Any dog'll suck eggs

Is lower'n a possum's belly.

That may be, but that don't

Make him no sheep k*ller.

All the same, I think

You better keep him tied up.

Once they start suckin' eggs,

They always come back.

Ain't no cure for 'em...

But this.

Now yesterday...

I saw your dog shep

Hangin' around my kennels.

Does that mean

That I ought to sh**t him ?

You do...

You answer to me.

Why don't we stop all this

Fool talk about shootin', eben

?

I reckon I'm about as good

With a g*n as you are.

Come on, son.

Pa ?

Huh ?

You ain't scared

Of mr. Eben, are ya ?

Lonnie, I ain't scared

Of nobody but god.

And maybe your mother.

Don't tell her

I said so.

That oughta scrub him.

I betcha there won't be

Another dog at the county

Trials slicked up this good.

Hey, ma, you reckon

We done scrubbed him enough ?

More'n enough.

You'll scrub all the hair

Off him.

That dog sure is a wonder.

I never could get

That much soap on your face.

Lookit there.

He's got a cucklebur.

We gotta watch their feet.

We oughta have some

Boric acid too.

What for ?

To clear up

His eyes.

Their eyes get whipped

With wire grass, you know.

There ain't no wire grass

Been whippin' his eyes.

I reckon you're right.

He's too tall.

Maybe those other dogs'll be

Blinded by that wire grass,

But our dog's gonna be

Pointin' up a storm.

Yeah !

Mr. Harve !

Hey, charity.

- Have you got a minute ?

- Sure !

Don't run, don't run.

Here. I better

Give you this now.

What's that for ?

Text's half

Of the entrance fee.

For what ?

The dog trials up at

The county seat tomorrow.

Text earned

Every penny himself...

Peddlin' my beaten biscuits

At the college. Take it.

They're fixin'

To enter that...

What's-his-name.

They behind the house

Right now scrubbin' him

And just carryin' on.

- I can't take this money.

- Text wouldn't think

Of having you stake him.

Charity, there... There's

No way that that dog can win.

They're just throwin'

Good money away. That dog

Is as green as a gourd.

Let them find that out.

They'll have more fun

Dreamin' big dreams

Than you would have winnin'.

You don't understand,

Charity.

I'm not gonna allow lonnie

To enter the dog.

That's final.

They didn't tell you,

Did they ?

No. Not a word.

Charity, I'm sorry about

Text gettin' his hopes--

Don't fret yourself.

I know you got

Your good reasons.

You're not a mean man.

I sure feel like one

Right now.

You want me to break

The news to text ?

No, ma'am, that's

Lonnie's responsibility.

You had the whole thing

Figured out right down

To a gnat's heel, didn't you ?

You just couldn't be bothered

To tell me about it...

Could you ?

The days went by so fast,

The time sort of

Snuck up on me, pa.

You know what it was ?

You thought that

If you waited long enough,

I wouldn't have the heart

To say no.

That's what you thought.

No, sir.

Mary lee, I want the truth.

Did you know about this ?

Oh, harve !

I can't eat.

I'm not hungry.

( Harve )

I'm sorry.

I'm such an old crab,

My son can't confide in me.

Now that's not true !

Then why didn't he tell me,

Mary lee ?

Charity knew all about it.

Text has been... Peddlin'

Biscuits to earn his half

Of the entrance fee.

Lonnie, how do you think

It made me feel havin' to hear

About this from charity ?

How do you think

It made me feel...

Having to say no

To her ?

You think about that.

Harve ?

You awake too,

Huh ?

Mm-hmm.

I finally wormed it

Out of him.

He was worried about not

Being able to pay his half

Of the entrance fee.

Mary lee, I have never...

Never denied that boy.

Of course you haven't !

But you have made

So much fun of his dog...

That every time he screws

Up his courage to ask you

For a loan--

Honey, that dog

Is no account.

I ain't about to let my son

Make a fool of himself

In front of all those people.

Then it's your pride

That's involved !

Wha--

No !

You know better

Than that.

Harve, you're not afraid

He'll beat you ?

That mutt...

Beat my silver belle ?

Is that what you said ?

Stranger things

Have happened.

And lonnie tells me

That moreover can run

The legs off silver belle.

Oh, is that what

He said ?

Well, for two cents,

I'll let him try.

You know that ?

For two cents--

Of course I'd just...

Have to talk mr. Ames into it.

Ask him, harve.

It'd do lonnie good to lose.

Might teach him a lesson.

Mary lee,

That's what I'm gonna do.

That's just what

I'm gonna do, honey.

That boy's gettin' too big

For his britches.

It's time he learned somethin'

The hard way.

Right.

Here, moreover.

Come on, boy.

Where's our g*n ?

We don't need that old thing.

My pa's lending us

One of his best repeaters.

Good luck.

All set ?

Bless you...

For being so good

To my boy.

He's a good boy, charity.

Stop it.

Well, well, harve.

Mr. Ames,

Good to see you.

You too.

I see you brought

The champion along.

Looks mighty pretty.

That she does.

Ah, what's this

In the back end ?

Oh, well,

You know my son lonnie.

Oh, yes.

Hi, mr. Ames.

This is a friend

Of lonnie's, text.

Nice to see you boys.

Thank you, sir.

Isn't that the

Biscuit eater ?

We don't call him that

Anymore.

It hurts his feelings.

At least that's what

The boys tell me.

Oh.

He's a

Mighty fine dog, boys.

Big.

Yes, sir.

Can I have a word with you ?

Sure ! Let's go inside

Where it's comfortable.

Lonnie, take care

Of silver belle, son.

Okay, dad.

I just figured him to be

The outcast of the litter.

His daddy was the one

We had to get rid of

For killin' that sheep.

I remember.

Mr. Ames, I tried to train

That dog, I really did.

I just couldn't get

Nothin' out of him.

I thought the pup had

An ornery streak in him.

When I caught him

Suckin' eggs, I just...

Gave him away.

Without my knowin' it,

Lonnie and text swapped him

Back and started to train him.

To tell you the truth,

He ain't half bad.

Kids, they're wonderful.

Yeah. Well--

You see now, they own him,

And they want to enter him.

They should

If they've done the work.

You wouldn't object ?

What's got into you ?

Something wrong with belle ?

Belle ?

Belle's in tip-top shape.

No, belle'll take it

Hands down. I guarantee it,

She'll even

Take the nationals.

You know...

An old bachelor like me

Isn't much of an authority

On such things,

But if I may say so,

You sound like a father.

Afraid your boy'll beat you

And afraid he won't.

( Chuckling )

Good luck, jim.

Well, boys,

What's all this ?

You mind your manners.

We'd like to enter

Our dog.

Here.

How old are you boys ?

( Together )

Twelve.

I see.

Your names ?

Text tomlin.

My name's

Lonnie mcneil.

Uh-huh.

And your dog's

Got a name.

Yes, sir.

Moreover.

How's that ?

- Moreover.

- Wanna see the papers

On him ?

No, boys,

That won't be necessary.

Boys,

I hope you win.

Thank you very much,

Sir.

We will.

Easy.

You know what we forgot ?

We didn't bring no dog food.

I guess I'm gonna have

To snitch some from pa.

You don't have to worry

About that none.

Our dog'll get fed.

How ?

You know what my mom

Told me once ?

She said, "text,

Whenever you're hungry,

"Just stop

And puzzle it out.

- Who has his hands on the

Best food, first and last ?"

- The cook.

Right. And there ain't no cook

Who likes to wash his own

Dirty pots and skillets.

Let those other dogs

Eat those scraps and dog-mush.

Moreover's gonna

Point birds tomorrow

On a big ol' piece of meat...

That mr. Ames hisself

Would be proud to chew on.

Right.

( Dog handlers

Blowing whistles )

( Whistle blows )

( Whistle blows )

( g*nsh*t )

He's in a stylish point.

The setter's backin' nicely.

( g*nsh*t )

Go fetch it, boy.

Oh, well done, harve.

That dog's a comer.

With a little luck,

He might make the finals.

I couldn't get that dog

To do nothin' for me.

But he'll go to hell

And back for those boys.

Funny, harve...

If that dog whipped us.

No way.

Say, harve, how come

You let a dog like that

Get away from you ?

Gee, I don't know.

I guess I'm just gettin' old.

I mean blind.

( Men laughing )

Sometimes a trainer wins

So many cups

He gets careless.

It ain't the first time a son

Has showed his father up.

No, sir.

You think you might be in

For trouble tomorrow ?

I'm not, but...

Harve is.

( Ames )

If those boys beat us, I may

Have to find a new trainer.

( Man )

You better watch out.

Just so long as we keep it

In the family, I guess.

( Laughing )

That mcneil boy is stirrin'

Up a heap of trouble...

For a very fine gentleman.

He's what ?

If his dog, moreover,

Beats silver belle,

Mr. Ames is gonna fire

Poor mr. Mcneil.

I don't believe it.

I heard him !

So did everybody else.

Ask anybody.

You sure ?

The waiter heard him.

If moreover wins,

Your pa's gonna get fired.

Mr. Ames wouldn't do

A thing like that.

He said he would.

If you don't believe it,

You can ask your pa.

I couldn't.

What are we gonna do,

Lon ?

He's half your dog.

What do you think ?

All that work

We been puttin' in.

Maybe we oughta

Say nothin'.

( Dogs barking )

Hey, what's this

I hear about this

Father and son contest ?

Yeah, it's true,

All right.

Yeah ?

Harve mcneil's silver belle

Is supposed to be

The best in the state,

But his kid's

Looney-lookin' dog

Ain't heard about it yet.

We're ready to run

The finals in this series

Of field trials,

And the two dogs that are

Gonna be runnin' the finals...

Is silver belle

And moreover.

Gentlemen,

Are you ready ?

- Yes, sir.

- Yeah.

Send your dogs.

Go !

( g*nsh*t )

Fetch, belle, fetch.

( g*nsh*t )

Go on, fetch, boy !

Come on.

( Whistle blows )

Whoa !

( g*nsh*t )

Fetch, belle.

( g*nsh*t )

Go on, fetch, boy.

I bet that setter'd

Point on water.

Fine job of backin'

By that moreover dog.

That's mighty pretty.

Reckon moreover

Can beat her ?

That was just lucky.

By golly,

He's picked up a covey

Right under belle's nose.

You know what to do,

Lon.

What ?

I made up my mind.

Your pa's gotta have a job.

I reckon you're right.

Moreover ?

You're a no good...

Low-down... No account...

Biscuit eater !

I don't get it.

I don't either, but I think

My son called his dog off.

Harve, you can pick

Your dog up. Your son's dog

Is disqualified.

( Lonnie )

Moreover ?

Moreover ?

I had to say it,

Moreover.

I didn't mean it. Really.

We're sorry, moreover.

Son, I got to tell you.

I'm disappointed

In you, lonnie.

I don't know if you thought

You were losin' or--

But you just don't--

Don't quit, son.

Winnin' or losin',

You just don't...

Call your dog off.

He's confused.

He don't know

What you're doin'.

Least...

He'll get over it,

I expect.

Dogs ain't like people.

They'll forgive you.

But he won't.

Most any dog wouldn't get

Something like that.

You try it.

You're the one

Who generally feeds him.

Mmm. Just take

One bite. Please ?

Come on, lonnie.

Your mama's gonna be

Wonderin' where we are.

He won't eat !

Won't eat ?

Come on. Eat. Please ?

Maybe it'd do him good

To fast a while.

The good book says,

"Humble thy soul

With fastin'."

See there ?

He's too humble now.

( Charity )

Oh, give him time.

He'll eat.

Dogs are like children.

You know that yourself,

Mr. Harve.

They get picky sometimes,

But when they get hungry,

They'll eat.

I'll watch him.

( Chuckling )

Thank you, charity.

Say, text,

Tell me somethin'.

You ain't been feedin' eggs

To that dog, have you, son ?

Have you, text ?

Why ?

Well,

When I caught him at it,

I figured the only way

To keep him from sucking eggs

Was to feed him eggs.

He sure did like

To eat eggs,

But we had plenty.

So I snitched two every night

And broke 'em over his scraps.

Son, you plan

To keep on doin' that ?

No, sir.

Sorry, lon.

Pa, is there any way

We can break moreover

Of egg suckin' ?

You called him off.

What's the point in tryin'

To train him again ?

- Just in case.

- We'll talk about that.

Text, we'll see ya,

Hear ?

Bye,

Mr. Mcneil.

C'mon, lonnie.

Lon ?

So long, partner.

Yes, sir.

Good mornin'.

Morning.

I'm looking for a boy

Named text. Could you tell me

Where I'll find him ?

You come

To the right man, sir.

I know him quite well.

Rascal traded me out of

A good dog a spell back.

A dog named moreover ?

Hot diggity !

If you know text and moreover,

And asked for it, you must

Be that good gentleman

They call mr. Ames.

That's right.

Hey.

Tongues couldn't tell

The revelations

I heard about you.

- Some of it good, I hope.

- Good as new foldin' money.

( Chuckling )

Then maybe the next time

My name comes up,

You could tell them I asked

You for a direction, and you

Gave it to me quick as a wink.

Oh, I could tell you

Where it is,

But better

I rode on up there and

Showed you where it is.

I wouldn't want to put you

To all that trouble.

Oh, I don't mind.

"Time is money,"

Like the man said.

But, I don't mind.

( Chuckling ) hey !

Hey, what is the matter

With me ?

Bugs on the windshield !

We can't have that,

Not on a fine car like this.

Would you care

To fill the tank ?

It's a pleasure to clean

A windshield like this.

What about gas ?

About how many gallons

You think this tank'll hold ?

Twenty-five,

Thirty gallons.

Lord,

Help us to live right.

Can I have the gas ?

Well, uh,

To tell you the truth,

Delivery's been a little slow,

But it's comin'.

I see.

Want I should check

The water and the battery ?

No, that's all right.

It's clear spring water.

Can't get better than that

For love nor money.

No.

Uh, hey !

Ain't you from way up there

In philadelphia ?

I'm afraid I am.

I bet you can't get any

Real good, fresh

Country eggs up there.

Oh, mighty hard

To come by.

I got about a dozen of 'em

Still warm from bein'

Underneath them hens.

No !

Mm-hmm.

- I don't supposed

You'd sell 'em, would you ?

- I don't know why not.

♪ ( Humming )

Let me see, how much

A dozen they gettin' ?

Thirty-two cents or forty-two.

I seen it soaped over

At that big grocery store

Next to the five-and-dime.

Keep the change.

Thank you very much,

Mr. Ames.

Thank you very much, sir.

Now can you tell me

Where text lives ?

Oh !

( Laughing )

It's straight down the road

And the first turn

On the right.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Don't forget !

First turn on your right.

Mighty fine gentleman.

( Chuckling )

Text ?

Text, I want to talk...

To you and lonnie

Over at his house, okay ?

Okay, mr. Ames.

Hey, ma,

I'm goin' over to lon's for

A few minutes with mr. Ames.

- You mind your manners, son.

- Okay.

Hey, lonnie !

Lonnie !

Hey, mr. Ames.

Hiya, harve.

Hello !

How are you,

Mrs. Mcneil ?

This is an

Unexpected pleasure.

It certainly is.

Come on inside.

Nothing I'd like better if

I weren't way behind schedule.

But I didn't want to go

Back east with these boys

Thinking what they do of me.

How's that ?

I got talking to the cook,

And he let the cat

Out of the bag.

Remember when we were joking

About my firing you...

If silver belle

Got beat ?

Sure, at the table.

One of the waiters

Took it seriously.

And text tells me that

He and your son did too.

Oh, lonnie.

That was a mighty

Generous thing for you boys

To do, but you were wrong.

First of all,

You didn't have belle beat.

And secondly, harve and I

Would rather get whipped

Than to win that way.

Lonnie,

Is that why you

Called off your dog ?

Yes, sir.

I misjudged you boys,

And I'm sorry.

( Mr. Ames )

And another thing.

Your dad

Will never lose his job,

Unless I lose mine.

Three weeks from now...

I'll be coming back down

For the grand national.

I'll tell you what.

Instead of you meeting me

At the junction,

I'll come here and pick up

You and silver belle,

Providin' that mary lee'll

Come along too.

Oh, thank you,

But I couldn't.

Who would feed the dogs ?

I think lonnie

Could feed the dogs.

And who'd

Feed him ?

My ma.

There you go.

Well, we'll see.

She'll be there,

Don't worry about it.

Text, are you ready

To go back home ?

Yes, sir.

Get in.

Can I go too, pa ?

Yeah, I guess so.

Oh, by the way,

I met a man down the road

Who was the original

Philadelphia lawyer.

He runs a "gasless"

Gas station.

You met willie dorsey.

( Chuckles )

Slick as a whistle.

I tell ya, nobody travels

This road that they don't

Pay toll to old willie.

Is there anything

I could bring him

From the city ?

Cigars.

Didn't you notice ?

Good idea.

Thank you, mary lee.

All set,

Men ?

( Together ) yeah.

Bye, bye.

Boys,

I've been thinking.

You proved your dog

At the county trials.

I'd just love to see him

Braced with silver belle again

At the grand national.

- You mean it, mr. Ames ?

- You keep working him.

We'll see.

Gee, thanks.

Yeah.

Thanks a lot.

He's gotta eat.

It's been two days.

To keep up his strength.

We gotta get him over that

Broken heart too.

We're headin' for

The grand national.

Here you are,

All buttered and piping hot.

Thanks, ma.

Well, there's only one way

For us to apologize to him.

We gotta be

Biscuit eaters too.

I like biscuits.

Don't you ?

I sure do.

I'm a biscuit eater.

You ain't the only

Biscuit eater.

I'm a biscuit eater too.

So is moreover.

You're a good biscuit eater,

Ain't you, puppy dog.

Here. Have one

Of my ma's biscuits.

Then you have it,

You no account biscuit eater.

No, you have it,

You lowlife biscuit eater.

Help me eat it.

Please ?

If I have to apologize to you

One more time,

I'm never gonna be able

To eat another biscuit

For the rest of my life.

Hey, ma ?

Now what ?

Can me and lonnie have

Some of these biscuits

Covered with gravy ?

No. I ain't gonna smother

No biscuits in no gravy.

If the dog's hungry,

He'll eat.

If he ain't, he won't.

How do you expect him

To work up an appetite

Watchin' you eat ?

And another thing.

You stop that name callin'.

It ain't christian.

I know why you're doin' it,

But he don't.

You'll have that dog

As mixed up

As a cross-eyed owl.

- Yeah, but he hates us.

- Oh, no he don't.

He's bewildered.

He's trying to sort it out

In his own mind.

You want him to eat,

Take him out hunting.

Run him

Till his tongue hangs out.

Come on.

Come on.

See them quail ?

C'mon, boy,

Let's go get 'em.

Now what ?

Well, we can still run 'im.

That'll make him hungry.

C'mon, boy !

C'mon ! C'mon !

C'mon, boy.

C'mon, moreover.

C'mon.

I'm gonna try

One last thing.

No, you ain't.

Ain't what ?

You're fixin'

To feed him some eggs.

No, I ain't. All I aim to do

Is let him sleep with me

So he'll get to like me again.

That might be worth a try.

Want me to bring over

More scraps tonight ?

No, we've got

Enough food.

Well, better keep

Your fingers crossed.

See ya tomorrow.

C'mon, boy.

C'mon. C'mon.

( Text )

Eggs.

Moreover,

Come back here !

( Shep barking )

( Barking continues )

No ! Don't go in there,

Moreover !

Ya hear somethin', boy ?

( Shep barking )

Shut up !

Stay in here.

( Chickens clucking )

Well, you want eggs ?

I'll give you eggs.

Poison eggs !

And he had a shotgun,

But he didn't sh**t 'im.

He said, "you want eggs,

I'll give you eggs."

Then he latched the barn door

And went back in the house.

Son, stay here.

I'll take care of this.

Lonnie.

( Moreover whimpering )

( Whimpering )

Honey,

Get me a blanket.

He's cold.

He's got the shakes.

All we can do

Is just keep him warm now.

Pa, will that medicine

You give him

Take away the poison ?

I don't know, son, whether

We got it all out or not.

That's...

All we can do now.

Text, isn't your mama

Gonna be worried about you ?

Yes, sir.

But I can't leave now.

Well, I'll just...

Drive down there

And tell her.

I'll pick you up

Some clothes.

I'll be back

In a little bit, honey.

- Boys--

- Is he gonna die ?

Well,

We honestly don't know.

He's had

A hard jolt.

But he is young,

And that's in his favor.

And he's strong.

I don't think there's

Anything more anyone can do.

Except maybe pray.

( Sniffling )

Don't die, puppy dog.

Please don't die.

( Rooster crowing )

( Crowing continues )

( Whimpering )

Wake up ! Wake up !

Look who's been

Licking your face !

Hey, he's okay !

He's okay !

He's alive !

Mom, dad !

He's alive ! He's alive !

He sure is.

Honey, look.

Look at this.

Ahh.

Well, you certainly

Are perky this morning.

Can you believe it

After last night,

As sick as that dog was ?

Looks like you boys

Have still got

Yourselves a dog.

I think you both deserve

A good, big breakfast.

I think even moreover's

Ready for a bite.

Yeah.

Mrs. Mcneil !

Mrs. Mcneil !

Good morning, willie.

Come on in.

( Laughing )

I hope that dog's

Still alive.

Yes, thank goodness.

Then I'm in time.

I heard about moreover

From charity.

I've been up since sunup

Collectin' herbs...

For an old recipe

My mother give me

To cure stomach poisonin'.

She got it from

The, uh, indians.

Hey, text !

Your ma helped me too.

She give me hollyhock leaves,

The horseradish root,

And the sassafras,

And she steeped it up.

Thanks, willie. Come in and

Have breakfast with the boys.

Harve's eaten already.

Oh, no, ma'am.

I didn't do this

To be eatin' off that dog.

I did it to be, uh...

( Sniffing ) neighborly.

I know that.

But there's a lot of ham left,

And you can always drink

Another cup of coffee,

Can't you ?

Yes, ma'am, but shouldn't I

Pour some of that

Down him first...

If he's goin'

To the grand national ?

Uh, oh, he's asleep

Right now.

Ah, sleepin' is good !

He'll get his strength back.

Here you are.

Thank you, ma'am.

How do you know

He's gonna drink it ?

Because you pour some of it

Over his vittles.

Or your put a few drops

In some warm milk.

You slip it to him

Unbeknownst.

Yech !

Pee-u !

Mighty fine stuff.

Powerful.

( Dogs barking )

( Eben )

Shep, come back here !

( Barking )

( Whistles )

Come on, boy.

Come on, shep.

Atta boy.

Don't worry, boy.

I ain't gonna harm you none.

Whoa. Whoa !

Mcneil,

What you doin'...

Tyin' my dog up ?

Better save that breath, eben.

You're gonna need it.

Turn my dog loose.

Anybody'd try to

k*ll a dog out of spite

Don't deserve no dog.

I didn't try to k*ll him.

He tried

To commit suicide.

- You put out

Poison eggs for him.

- Didn't make him eat 'em.

You gonna turn

My dog loose ?

Nope.

( Grunts )

( Dogs barking, snarling )

Get him, dad !

Give him a good one,

Harve !

- ( Laughing )

- ( Groaning )

You okay, harve ?

You ain't seen

Nothin' yet.

Go get him, boy.

Atta boy, harve !

Now I'll turn

Your dog loose.

I'm gonna get

The law on you for this.

You do and I'll whip you again

On the courthouse steps.

Now you get outta here.

Pa ?

You were somethin'.

( Yipping,

Barking )

Shut up !

All we ask is for you

To keep the dog on the porch

Until you hear me whistle.

- I don't believe in playin'

No more tricks on him.

- But, ma, we gotta know.

( Lonnie )

Please ?

All right.

I'll be glad when huntin'

Season is over and he can go

Back to bein' just plain dog.

( Whistles )

( Sniffing,

Whining )

Yea ! He did it !

He did it !

Come on, boy !

He'll never suck eggs

No more.

I was very sorry to hear

About the poisoning.

He's lucky to be alive.

He's as good as ever.

Better !

Reckon he can whip

Most any dog right now.

Any dog you could name.

It wouldn't be fair to the dog

To enter him now

After all he's been through.

But next year

Could be a different story.

Ah.

Son, i--

Listen, be sure

And separate boy and cindy

When you feed 'em, okay ?

Okay, dad.

Lonnie, are you sure

You're gonna be all right ?

Sure, mom.

Well, you take care.

Okay.

Good-bye, sweetheart.

Good-bye, text.

Bye.

Now, boys,

You keep workin' him.

Shall we, lon ?

What's the use ?

( Chuckling )

Charity, mighty fine meal.

Mighty fine meal.

Don't light that thing

In here.

This ain't one of them

Cheap "two-fers."

This is a five-cent cigar

Mr. Ames give me.

I don't care if it cost

A dollar. You can't get

That smell out of the house.

You can't argue with a woman

That cooks that good.

Tell you the truth, text,

One time I give some thought

To courtin' your ma.

( Charity ) well,

Don't think about it no more.

I don't mind havin'

You in here

For an occasional meal...

Just to listen to

Some of your tall tales.

But you ain't

Gonna move in here.

With a tone like your'n,

You just might be

A widow woman 'til

The end of your days.

Just as well too.

Think I'm gonna keep you

In cigar money peddlin'

My beaten biscuits ?

I got a delivery boy now.

There was a lot more

To it than that.

I tell ya, with my head

For business...

And the way

You fry that chicken--

Oh, never mind.

Maybe it's all

For the best.

Might have meant...

Givin' up my gas station.

You couldn't do that.

That dog got

His appetite back ?

Yeah. He'll eat

Anything now.

- You trainin' him ?

- Not lately.

Dog like that

Needs workin'.

What's the difference ?

Makes a lot of difference

To me.

Tell you the truth,

I've been thinkin' about...

Goin' into a new line of work:

Dog trainin'.

I'm prepared to make an offer

For that dog right now.

There's nothin'

You could trade for that dog.

Who said anything

About tradin' ?

Tradin' !

Huh !

Ten, twenty.

Ten, twenty.

What you been doin',

Robbin' a bank ?

My backer said,

"Get me that dog moreover."

Thirty, forty.

Thirty, forty.

- Who's your backer ?

- You won't tell a soul ?

Cross your heart ?

Jim macilwain.

Your dog beat his

The first day of the trials,

Remember ?

That's $50... Each.

Cash money.

That's as high as we can go.

'Course, we're takin'

A chance.

But if moreover wins

The grand national next year,

We can get our money back

Just on his pups.

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

Money talks.

It ain't the money.

If jim macilwain can win

The grand national,

So can we.

C'mon, boy.

You're goin' to work.

C'mon, moreover.

- ( Laughing )

- Well, we did it.

We sure did. I couldn't stand

To see those youngsters

Mopin' 'round the house.

Would you want me

To invest this for you ?

No, thank you. It's going

Right back in the bank.

Banks don't go broke

As often as you do.

Thank you.

You earned it.

No, charity,

You keep your money.

I'll have another

One of your fine

Chicken dinners...

Someday soon.

Hey, willie !

Hey, you did it

Again !

Willie !

You'll be happy to find

That all the dogs

Around here are just fine.

- I've been keepin' an eye

On things.

- How's lonnie ?

Oh, he's fine,

Now that I got he and text

Working their dog again.

What ?

When you decided...

Not to take moreover

To the grand national,

It was the end of their world.

As charity says,

"They was wallowin'

In a slough of despond."

But I brung 'em

Out of it.

How'd you do that ?

Uh, psychology mostly.

I'll tell you sometime

When you ain't in a hurry

To get home.

I'd like to hear that too,

Willie.

Incidentally.

Ooh !

I didn't do that much.

I mean, one or two cigars

Do me just fine.

I'd gladly trade them

For some of those

Nice fresh eggs.

You got a deal.

Anytime you pass by here,

You get as many as you want.

And it'll cost ya.

( Laughing )

Thanks very much,

Willie. Bye.

See you, willie !

Bye !

And a free tank of gas !

They're gonna make

My first delivery anytime now.

( Chuckling )

( Barking )

Beautiful !

Lonnie ! Text !

( Mary lee )

Hi, lonnie, text !

Hi, sweetheart !

Hi, text.

Hi, ma.

Did you win, pa ?

You bet we did,

Son.

Moreover looks good.

He'll be even better

Next year.

That dog is incredible.

Now that you've

Got the trophy,

What do you think about...

Retiring silver belle

While she's champion ?

Not a bad idea. If we're

Gonna make it next year,

We'll need something

Young and strong.

He's not your dog,

Gentlemen.

She's right, harve.

We'd better make a deal.

I hate to interfere

Or anything,

But you gonna let that dog

Hold that point all day ?

♪ If I were to tell you

Of friends I recall ♪

♪ I'd say that my dog

Was the closest of all ♪

♪ Through times good and bad

He was always around ♪

♪ Never once letting me down ♪

♪ He's just a dog

But he's my friend ♪

♪ Through thick and through

Thin

With patience to lend ♪

♪ Samplin' life

So happily ♪

♪ Growing together

Moreover and me ♪

♪ Moreover and me ♪

♪ Moreover and me ♪