Pufnstuf (1970)

[bunniefuu]

Shh! Be quiet!

Stop eating your popcorn

and be quiet!

That's better.

Now, I'm going to make you

sit there and listen,

while I tell you a story that's

going to tear your hearts out.

It's about a g*ng of

goody-two-shoes,

just like all of you out there,

and what they did to

poor, sweet, adorable me.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

There he is. Can you hear him? That's

the rotten kid that started it all.

Let me show you what happened.

And don't go away, or I'll zap

you all into little frogs.

Bye.

If I could, I would be.

A balloon.

That a little kid let go.

Floating through the sky.

Flying free.

If I could.

If I could, I would be.

A giraffe.

With my head above the trees.

So at big parades I could see.

If I could.

Jump on one and two and three.

Rooster chase a busy bumblebee.

Fire on the mountain

Run and see if I'm a fool.

Lady, lady, turn around.

Lady, lady, tum

and touch the ground.

Yankee Doodle went to town

and HI be late for school.

Oh, school!

If I could, I would be.

Old and wise

knowing all there is to know.

Then ('d answer right every time.

When they ask.

If I could, I would be.

A balloon.

That a little kid let go.

Floating through the sky.

Flying free.

If I could.

What's going on?

What's happened?

It's Jimmy, Miss Flick.

Jimmy did it.

It's you again, is it?

You little troublemaker.

I'm really sorry, Miss Flick.

Look at my drum, Miss Flick.

He broke my drum.

He kicked me.

I didn't kick him. He tripped me.

Honest, he did.

Oh, Elroy didn't do anything, Miss Flick.

Jimmy's the one.

You little bully, you. I'm

expelling you from the band.

No, please. Don't drop me

from the band, Miss Flick.

My parents would

really be upset.

It's no wonder you were kicked

out of jolly old England.

I wasn't kicked out.

My dad was transferred over

here by his business firm.

Enough of this

twiddle-twaddle.

You're holding us up,

so scat! Scat!

Now, okay, band, let's play

our little hearts out.

If we make good at the Saturday Elk's

breakfast, it could mean the big time.

And a one and a two...

You sure are a lucky fella.

No teachers to yell at you.

No kids to make fun of

the way you talk.

And luckiest of all,

you can't feel lonesome.

Well, I won't be needing you any longer

now that I'm kicked out of the band.

Blimey! What's happening?

Hi, Jimmy!

You can talk!

Oh! Careful.

But...

But you're just a flute.

I've never heard of

a flute talking.

Did you ever

speak to one before?

No.

So there.

Easy now.

Ah, that's better.

Terrific!

And you were wrong about flutes.

We can be lonesome, too.

Will you be my friend?

Will I? Oh, boy! By the

way, do you have a name?

Of course.

It's Freddy.

Freddy Flute.

That's a knockout!

Then what are we waiting for, pal?

Let's go have some fun.

You bet.

I've found

a friend in you.

One that surely will endure.

Loneliness has just one cure.

The friend I've found in you.

You've found a friend in me.

One on whom you can depend.

True and trusting till the end.

The friend you've found in me.

Isn't it good to feel.

Isn't it nice to know.

That from here to wherever we go.

We'll never, never be lonely.

Never.

Never be lonely.

Never be lonely.

Never be lonely

I've found a friend in you.

One that surely will endure.

Loneliness has just one cure.

The friend I've found in you.

Freddy, look, down in the bay.

Yoo-hoo! Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Freddy.

Freddy, that boat spoke to us.

Well, let's not be unfriendly.

Of course not. Some of

my best friends are boats.

Let's go have a chat with him.

Hi, Mr. Boat.

Let's go for a ride, boys.

Full speed ahead.

Hey, Freddy,

how about this?

Wee!

Isn't this fun, Jimmy?

It beats the knickers off

band practice.

Thanks a lot, Mr. Boat.

It's my pleasure, kiddies.

Hang on.

Can you picture Miss Flick

if she saw us now?

I bet

she'd flip her wig.

Gee, maybe we ought to

turn back.

What was that?

Just thunder, I hope.

I think I want to go home.

It looks like a broom!

And someone's on it.

It's the only way to fly!

Oh, I'm frightened. Oh!

Hey, Mr. Boat,

let's get out of here!

There they are. Your fiendish

little plan is working perfectly.

You bet your bent beak, it is!

That gorgeous golden flute will

make me the talk of all witchdom,

and it will soon be mine.

Oh, pretty boat,

change your track!

You're now in my power,

all evil and black!

What happened to our

nice, friendly boat?

I don't know.

And where is he taking us?

You did it, chief y.

Nice work.

It was rather flashy, wasn't it?

Geuseuuey.

And now for the finishing touch.

Oh, evil boat, be a peach. Bring

the prisoners to my castle beach!

It's got me!

Something's got me!

Help!

Oh' my-Help!

Let me go. Get off!

Help! Help!

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear. That

terrible witch is at it again.

Cling and Clang, bring the

Rescue Racer on the double.

Let's get out of here!

Curses! That boat

let him get away!

Drat! It's Pufnstuf!

Why doesn't that lumpy dragon

mind his own business?

It's your fault!

What did I do?

He looks awful.

I wonder who he is.

Where am I?

You're on Living Island, son. And

I'm the Mayor, H.R. Pufnstuf.

And these two little fellas

are Cling and Clang.

Pleased to meet you.

And I'd like to thank you

for saving us.

Freddy, are you all right?

Oh, thanks, Jimmy.

Now I feel a lot better.

Gee willikers! A solid gold talking

flute with a diamond skin condition.

I bet you're what

the witch is after.

The witch?

You mean that old wet bag up

on that broom is a real witch?

I'm afraid so. And we'd better get to a

safe place before she comes back on her...

Oh, it's too late.

Here she comes!

Save me, Jimmy.

Save me!

Don't worry, Freddy.

I won't let her get you.

Quick. Let's get out of here.

Hurry, boys, hurry.

Let's go.

Look at them run. Well, you won't get

away this time, my little darling.

Aren't we

going to fight back?

We sure are.

Cling, let her have it.

Witchiepoo,

they're firing at us.

Ping-pong ba*ls?

They've got to be kidding.

Witchie, speak up.

I can't hear you.

You're talking

with your mouth full.

Oh, my. Don't worry.

I'll save you.

So they want to fight dirty, eh?

Well, I'll show them.

Hang on to your feathers.

Look out!

Here she comes.

Faster, Clang.

Evil spirits, knock and sock,

make them wind up on a rock.

Oh, my goodness!

Willikers!

We're stuck.

Give it the gas, Clang.

Now I've got those little rascals

right where I want them.

That golden flute is mine.

Let's start pushing.

Hurry, hurry. Come on.

Oh, it looks like

we've had it, boys.

We can't give up. Come on, let's pull.

Pull. Harder!

Ah, it's no fun when it's this easy.

They're mine, all...

What's happened

to the Vroom Broom?

We're out of gas!

Heavens! I forgot

to fill it up.

You blundering buzzard!

They must've run out of gas.

The witch is headed back

to her castle.

You can come out now, Freddy.

The witch is gone.

Are you sure, Jimmy?

Gosh, I was scared.

You weren't the

only one. Blimey!

All clear. Witch alarm is over.

Witch alarm is over.

All clear, all clear.

That alarm clock, it talks.

Amazing.

Of course. Everything

around here talks.

That's why we call

this Living Island.

Terrific!

Oh, man, I'm glad

that witch cut out.

That was a bad seed,

like, a real bummer.

Blimey! How about that, Freddy?

A hippie tree!

Ooh, you're British.

How divine.

My ancestors were British. They

came over on the Mayflower.

Tell it like it is, baby. Your

ancestors were the Mayflower.

What an amazing place.

Come with me, boys.

Living Island

is a most amazing place.

Islands are serene

but this one's not the case.

Go man, go!

With a hippie tree

for peace and love.

A rich, rich watch

with time to spare.

A frog that runs a record hop.

A dragon for a mayor.

Our mayor.

We're alive and well and

living here on Living Island.

Living every happy day.

Alive and well on Living Island.

Living here in harmony

and hope someday.

We hope someday the whole

world will live this way.

We've a host of friends

to host a friendly lad.

As elected mayor

I might elect to add.

A shy Wallflower

with love untold.

Li, la, la, la.

A blinking owl

who hoots all night.

Who has a house that has a cold.

A most amazing place.

We're alive and well and

living here on Living Island.

Living every happy day.

Alive and well on Living Island.

Living here in harmony

and hope someday.

We hope someday the whole

world will live this way.

Baby, Pm alive

and living just for you.

Doodle-oo-do-do.

Living just to love you, baby

Just for you.

Doodle-oo-do-do.

Just for you.

Doodle-oo-do-do.

Just for you.

Living Island is

a living welcome mat

H it's kindness that you seek

here's where it's at.

With Pufnstuf

and all his friends.

Alive and giving living love.

The love on which

a heart depends.

And we've been dreaming of.

We're alive and well and

living here on Living Island.

Living every happy day.

Alive and well on Living Island.

Living here in harmony

and hope someday.

We hope someday.

We hope someday the whole

world will live this way.

A most amazing place.

Living Island is

a most amazing place.

Living Island is

a most amazing place.

Living Island is

a most amazing place.

Living Island is

a most amazing place.

Living Island is

a most amazing place.

Well, Witchiepoo's home.

Oh, evil day!

Oh, evil day!

If Boss Witch ever finds out I blew

a chance to nab that talking flute,

Pllneverrnake VVHch

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Witchiepoo. Witchiepoo.

Message for Witchiepoo.

Oh, leaping Lucifer!

The Vroom Broom is down.

It ran out of gas.

You don't say. Who do you think

was flying it, you Stupid Bat?

Get a can of gas

and go refuel it.

I'm pooped.

Call the Auto Club.

Move!

I'm off.

I'm beginning to like this.

Witchiepoo, quick.

What is it, Seymour?

I picked up the good guys

on the image machine.

Let's see what those

goody-two-shoes are up to.

Look at that. Pufnstuf is

taking that brat, Jimmy,

and my flute into his cave.

Well, nothing can stop me.

I'm going to get that flute, or my

name isn't Wilhelmina W. Witchiepoo.

What's the "W" stand for?

The "W" stands for "whack"!

I hate to be a spoilsport,

O glorious queen,

but you know your evil magic doesn't

work inside Pufnstuf's cave.

Yeah. So how're you gonna

get in to grab the flute?

By using my brain.

That's why I'm a glorious queen

and you're a dumb, dumb spider.

I'm going to get in that cave,

as sure as I'm a witch.

So stand back,

while I do a switch.

Hi, there.

I'm Betsy Bugaloo.

Who aloo?

Bugaloo.

I am from the

Bugaloo Dance Studios,

and I'm here to give you

some lessons. Dig?

Witchiepoo!

Wow, chief y, you're cute.

Well, I've got to go dancing with

the dragon. Watch the store.

There. How does

that fit, son?

Terrific.

Thanks, Puf.

Oh, Jimmy.

Maybe that's the witch.

Oh, no.

This cave is witchproof.

The only way that old hag can

get in is if I let her in.

And I'm sure not

dumb enough to do that.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Hi, there. I'm Betsy Bugaloo.

Let it all hang out.

Yeah!

Willikers! You must have the wrong

cave, blonde lady, person, ma'am.

Congratulations!

That's the correct answer.

You've just won yourself

a free dancing lesson.

Absolutely free.

Really, ma'am, I don't

want any dancing lessons.

Oh! Oh, my!

Come on, twinkle toes.

Light my fire.

All righty. I'm ready

for my next pupil.

Let's jive, Clive.

She's a wild one.

What have we here?

Say, aren't you cute.

I've never been on a toot

with a flute.

Please, put me down.

Let it all hang out, Freddy.

Go, Freddy.

No, stop.

I can't dance.

Uh, Miss Bugaloo.

Why is she dancing outside?

There's plenty of room in here.

Miss Bugaloo.

Ma'am! Miss Bugaloo!

Where are you going?

Oh, stop.

Put me down.

You'd better

come back here, ma'am.

It's dangerous to be out there.

The witch might get you.

The witch? Who do you think I am?

Little Orphan Annie?

Come on, flutie.

We're off. Bye!

Good grief!

It was the witch.

And she's got Freddy!

Give him back! Give me

Freddy back, I tell you!

Let me go. Help!

- Jimmy, save me!

- Let Freddy go!

Come back here, you old witch!

Stop!

I order you to stop!

Help! Help!

Stop! Come back!

Wave bye-bye

to everybody.

Let Freddy go!

Stop! I order you!

Don't give up, Freddy.

I'll save you!

No, Jimmy.

Come back, Jimmy.

Jimmy, save me!

Save me!

Forget him, sweetie. From now on,

it's gonna be just you and me.

Witchiepoo and Flutiepoo.

No, Jimmy, stop. Wait...

I can't wait.

Who knows what that evil old

bag is doing to poor Freddy.

We've got to go after him.

Now, now, boy,

I know how upset you are.

I promised Freddy I'd take care

of him, and look what's happened.

Please, Puf, we've got to do something

before it's too late. Please!

We need all the help we can get.

We'd better go

see Dr. Blinky.

Dr. Blinky?

So that's what happened.

The witch has got Freddy.

Who?

Freddy.

Who? You know, Freddy Flute.

My Pal. My buddy.

I know that! But I'm an owl,

and that's what we owl's say.

"Who? Who?"

See what I mean?

Please, Dr. Blinky.

We have to hurry.

Freddy's so tiny. He can't

stand much t*rture.

Oh, my. This is

a real tough one.

We have to figure a way to

sneak into the witch's castle.

Are you thinking, staff?

We're thinking.

We're thinking.

But, Dr. Blinky!

Oh, relax, Jimmy.

For heaven's sake, Sooty,

will you stop smoking?

Now, Doc, I can't help it, see.

I'm thinking, too, see.

And when I'm thinking, I

always smoke a lot, see.

Well, control yourself. People

will think the house is on fire.

Hang on a minute.

What is it?

Well, we want to get

into the castle, right?

Right.

Well, what if the witch thought

her castle was on fire?

What would she do?

Why, she'd send

for the fire department.

Willikers! And I'm

the island fire chief.

So you could make us firemen.

And we can all rush into the

castle and rescue Freddy.

Brilliant, my boy.

Brilliant.

That's using your head.

A phony fire. Great.

And I can loan you all

the smoke you need.

Terrific. Well,

what are we waiting for?

Everybody grab a bag and start filling it.

S ooty, p u ff away.

Now, our only problem is how to sneak

the smoke into the witch's castle.

No, there must be some way.

Oh, my!

Googy Gopher!

Hey, what are you guys

doing in my house?

This happens to be my house!

Huh? Oh, shucks! I must've taken the

wrong off-ramp. Pardon my dirt.

Bye.

No, Googy, wait.

He can do it.

What? What?

I can do what?

You can tunnel your way into

the cellar of the castle.

And deliver the smoke.

Brilliant, brilliant!

Quick. Let's fill up these bags.

P u ff away, S ooty.

Wait a minute.

What castle?

What smoke?

What brilliant?

Please, come up out of there, and

I'll tell you what it's all about.

You've got to help us.

Hurry, fireplace.

We need a castle

full of smoke to go.

Coming up.

Oh, you're too good to be

true, you little dickens.

I can't believe you're

mine, all mine.

I'm not yours.

I want to go home.

Oh, you're so cute

when you're mad.

It makes your little diamond

hickies light up.

Kichie-kitchie-goo-goo.

Kichie-kitchie-goo-goo,

yourself!

Well, don't just stand there,

noodle-nose. Answer the phone.

Coming. Coming.

Miss Witchiepoo's residence.

Oh? Just one moment, please.

Ifsforyou. Lfsyburffiend,

VVHch Hazel.

Witch Hazel? Wonderful. Have I got

things to tell that old biddy.

Now, behave yourself, snookums.

Mommy'll be right back.

Get out.

Hi, Haze.

Hi, Poo. What's new?

Are you sitting down?

You know it, baby.

Well, wait till you hear this.

I just grabbed myself a solid gold,

diamond-studded, talking flute.

How does that grab you?

You're putting me on.

Oh, no, I'm not, dearie.

His name is Freddy.

And when I do my act with him

at the witches' convention,

I'm bound to stop the show.

Honey, you couldn't stop

the show with power brakes.

But wait till they hear me

sing my new song.

La, la, la

La, la, la, la.

Yuck! Eat your heart out, kid. But my flute

is bound to make me Witch of the Year.

Let's cut out

all of this twaddle.

Do you want to hear

the latest dirt?

Oh, do u

Dish! Dish!

Well, you know Witch Winnie?

Yeah, yeah. The one who

married the handsome prince.

Mmm. The one that was

a toad before she kissed him.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, they broke up.

No! Why?

He was giving her warts.

Hazel, you're a nut!

Tell me more.

Love it, love it!

Make way

for the fire department!

Fire! Fire! Fire!

- Fire!

- Fire!

Fire!

Leaping Lucifer!

Call you back later, Hazel.

So long!

- Hurry! Hurry!

- We need the ladder!

Hurry up! Out!

Fire!

What are you lunatics

screaming about?

Fire! Fire! WITCHIEPOO:

There isn't any fire here.

Scram! Beat it!

The castle's on fire, and I ought

to know, I'm the fire chief.

It's going up in flames?

Quick, let us in!

Hurry, ma'am. Hurry.

Can't you see the smoke?

No, I can't see the smoke

because there isn't any smoke.

Holy smoke.

No smoke.

And there isn't any fire,

so beat it!

Googy should have

dug his way in by now.

What could have happened to him?

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Googy! What are you

doing here?

Darling, you're supposed

to be in the castle.

Whoops! The clock house. Oh, shucks!

Made the wrong turn again.

Bye.

Crazy, mixed-up gopher.

Fire! Fire! Fire!

I'm the fire chief!

Fire!

I'm warning you sickies

for the last time.

Scram, or I'll zap you all

into centipedes with bad feet!

- Fire!

- Fire!

All right, you dumb-dumbs. If it's

fire you want, fire you'll get.

- Run for it!

- Let's get out of here!

Hurry!

Ooh! That old crow

sure socked it to us.

We better get outta here, fast.

No. Maybe Googy'll

still make it.

He's just got to,

or Freddy's a goner.

Let's watch for a sign of smoke.

Hey, bub, is this

the witch's castle?

It ain't Disneyland.

Hooray! I finally made it.

Fire!

Fire!

What?

Fire!

What's all this smoke?

Galloping goonies!

Look, the castle's on fire!

Fire? Help! Fire! Fire!

Fire!

Hey, skinny, you better get out

of here before it's too late.

Fire in the castle!

Fire! The castle's

on fire!

Lower the drawbridge.

Call the fire department.

Now, don't you

dummies start that.

The castle can't burn. It's solid stone.

It's some kind of a trick.

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

Out of our way.

Fire!

Stop this chair!

Get me off, you dummies!

Hey, look!

Fire!

Googy got through with the smoke.

He finally made it.

Help!

I'm the one who needs help.

I'll stop it, chief.

Oh, you dummies.

Come back!

There, I got it.

Never mind her.

Lower the drawbridge!

Stop! Stop!

Okay. Okay.

Make way for the fire brigade!

Stop! Stop!

Come back, you freaks!

Fire! Fire!

Fire!

Stop her.

I'm trying.

Fire! The castle's on fire!

Fire!

Get out. Get out of

here, you kooks!

Don't get hysterical, ma'am. We

won't let your castle burn down.

Charge!

You dirty redcoats!

We'll save you, chief.

We'll get you UP-

Let go of me, you idiots!

Freddy. Freddy.

Fire! Fire!

All right, turn on the water.

Turn on the water!

Everybody out!

Evacuate!

Freddy. Freddy.

Hurry, men.

The fire's spreading.

Fire!

Let go of me, you idiots! I'm gonna

throw those ding-a-lings into the...

Oh, that loony lion.

Oh! Who does he think he is?

I'll fix him.

That rotten...

Fire! Fire!

Cut it out, you nut.

We're choking.

Clang, over there.

Bring the ladder.

I'll get even with you.

Now you're gonna get it!

Freddy?

Freddy?

All right, ma'am.

We have to evacuate everybody.

Where's Freddy Flute?

Some place where

you'll never get him.

I've had enough of you

and your phony fire.

Now you're all gonna get it!

Oh! My wand!

Freddy!

I lost my wand!

Stop with the ax! Stop!

That's my good table!

I'm trying to save it, lady. It's

too nice to let it get scorched.

I'll scorch you,

you ax-happy...

My wand!

Oh, now you're gonna get it!

Allow me, my little chickadee.

You rotten wand-wrecker!

You dummy. You lunatic lion.

Seymour, bring me the glue!

Fire! Fire! More fire!

Stop it, buster.

We're choking.

Stop.

My! Good heavens!

What's that?

The castle's falling!

There really must be a fire!

Goodness. Ltfeelslike

an eaflhquake!

Let's scram!

No. Not until I find Freddy.

We'll all be k*lled.

Let's get out of here.

Witches and children first.

Gangway!

Oh, help, Jimmy!

Help! Save me!

Freddy!

Help!

You've got Freddy.

Give him to me!

I'll give you something, all

right, with one of my spare wands!

I'll zap you...

I can't see!

- I can't see!

- Hurry, Jimmy!

Let's get out of here!

Foul! Foul!

I get two shots.

Orson, Seymour, after them!

Blast them, Puf!

Let's go, fellas.

We've got Freddy.

Move out!

Stop, you flute-snatchers! Give it back!

I can't see!

I can't see!

We've got him, Witchiepoo.

It's me, you fools!

Your gorgeous leader!

After them.

They're getting away!

Fire! Fire!

The castle's on fire!

I'll save you, Witchiepoo.

Oh, why didn't I listen

to Mother

and marry a nice,

reliable werewolf?

Well, we made it, Freddy.

I want to thank everybody for

risking their lives to rescue me.

Well, that's what friends

are for, little buddy.

You sure are a true friend, Puf.

You're a dear little dragon.

You're a personal pal.

When our spirits are sagging.

Whose tail is wagging friendly?

Who's right there

with his tender love and care?

Pufn, Pufn, Pufn, Pufn.

You're lovely, Pufnstuf.

And we can't love you enough.

Right there when things get

rough and tough.

That's Pufnstuf.

You're special, Pufnstuf.

Never growly Never gruff.

You face the foe

and call their bluff.

That's Pufnstuf.

Pufnstuf.

You're a dear little dragon.

You're a personal pal.

When our spirits are sagging.

Whose tail is wagging friendly?

Who's right there

with his tender love and care?

Pufn, Pufn, Pufn, Pufn.

You're super, Pufnstuf.

Never cross or in a huff.

Too good to ever love enough.

That's Pufnstuf.

So special, Pufnstuf.

Demon with a heart of fluff.

Too good to ever love enough.

That's Pufnstuf.

Pufnstuf.

You're a dear little dragon.

You're a personal pal.

When our spirits are sagging.

Whose tail is wagging friendly?

Who's right there

with his tender love and care?

Pufn, Pufn, Pufn, Pufn.

Pufnstuf.

Make way for the mail!

Letter for Judy Frog!

Make way for the mail!

Make way for the mail!

What a landing.

Orville, you're interrupting

a very important meeting.

Now, just a darn minute, Mayor.

Neither sleet, nor snow,

nor witch,

will stay this worthy courier

from his appointed rounds.

Wait a minute.

Say that again.

The part about the sleet

and the snow.

Neither sleet, nor snow, nor witch,

will stay this worthy courier...

That's it.

Orville's the answer.

The answer to what?

Yeah. To what?

You're going to smuggle Jimmy

and Freddy off the island.

Me? Smuggle? How? Where?

Yes, how? And where?

Any questions?

Bye!

Goodbye, everybody. Thanks for everything.

We're really gonna miss you.

You all set in there, Jimmy?

It's a bit crowded in here.

Hey, that's my lunch!

Sorry.

Yeah. Let's watch it in there.

All right, everybody. Stand back. It's

time to take off. Clear the runway.

Goodbye, boys.

Happy landings.

Bye!

If it gets rough up there,

you can hang onto my tongue.

Switch on.

Contact.

Off we go.

Faster. Full speed.

Up, Orville, up.

We're not gonna make it!

Jimmy, what happened? It

was terrible. Is Orville okay?

Are you

all right, Orville?

I wonder if The Red Baron

started this way.

Just look at this mess.

My castle's wrecked.

My wands are busted.

I lost my flute.

What did I ever do to

deserve all this?

I've tried to be a good witch.

I work hard at my spells.

I do a rotten turn every day.

It's the hotline!

Boss Witch is calling!

Do you think she heard

about your losing the flute?

If she did, I'm ruined.

Out of my way!

I'm coming, Your Majesty.

I'm coming.

Forgot it was the hotline.

Oh, the old bat. What she

calling at this hour of the day for?

Oh, rats. Oh, I'm a nervous wreck.

Oh, I'm broken out all over.

Oh, I'll k*ll her.

Hello?

It took you long

enough to answer, you old biddy.

Oh, forgive me, Your Royal Rottenness,

queen of all that's evil.

I was down in the dungeon.

Putting the screws to

some goody-goody, I hope.

Well, no... I mean, yes, yes. My t*rture

racks are jammed with good guys.

Just listen, you can

hear them suffering.

Forget it.

They're a little off-key,

but...

But that

ought to convince you,

I'm not holding any weenie bake.

Pm glad you've got

everything under control.

I'm switching the witches'

convention to your castle.

Here!

You know, you could make

Witch of the Year.

Especially with that talking flute

I heard about on the witchvine.

I can hardly wait to see it.

Me, too.

I mean, oh, yes, yes.

I don't blame you for wanting to

see that flute. It's a real gas.

But, Witchiepoo, you forgot.

You don't have the...

Well, Poo, I'll see you and

the flute at the convention.

Until then, keep rotten.

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Please, Witchiepoo.

Calm down.

"Calm down," he says.

The commander-in-chief of all witchdom

is bringing our convention here,

and she wants to see my flute,

and I don't have my flute,

and he says,

"calm down"!

Why'd you say it, Orson?

Move, you dummies!

Get this joint cleaned up!

Orson, get my super wand and

our bombs and come with me.

I'm gonna get that flute, or blast those

good guys into oblivion. Move! Move!

Now, easy does it, Orville.

We'll have you good as new.

Nice try, Mr. Pelican. But I think

we should forget the whole idea.

Yes.

But thanks, anyway.

Don't be silly, boys.

You're forgetting, neither sleet,

nor snow, nor witch can stop...

Oh, no. You shouldn't have

said "witch." Here she comes.

Take cover.

It's too late!

Hit the ground!

That's just a sample.

Ll you don't surrender and hand over that

flute, I'll blast you all into bits!

She means business.

She's really gonna clobber us.

We're goners.

Maybe you better give me up.

Not on your life, Freddy. Come on,

everybody. Let's run for my cave.

So that's the way you want it,

Okay. Then it's w*r!

Bombs away!

Make way for the mail!

Make way for the mail!

Quick, everybody, let's go to my cave.

Hurry. Hurry.

Quick, everybody. Into the cave,

fast, before she comes back. Hurry.

She's gone off her rocker. She's

gonna destroy the whole island.

Willikers! Maybe the

West Wind can help us.

Hello up there, West Wind.

This is your mayor talking.

We need help. Help!

You mean, you know

the West Wind?

Of course.

Help!

Oh, thank heavens. There he is.

Hi, West Wind.

Howdy, partner.

I'll be glad to help you.

Blimey! I don't believe it.

Please, West Wind, you've

got to stop the witch.

Relax, partners, I'll just

head her off at the pass.

Witchiepoo, look,

it's the West Wind.

Drat! Everybody

wants to get into the act.

Come on, West Wind,

let her have it.

Blow, West Wind, blow.

Oh, my.

Harder, Westy, harder.

Witchiepoo, where are you?

They broke my Vroom Broom.

What happened, chief y? What happened?

You run out of gas again?

Shut up, you dummy, and give me a hand.

Help me up.

Oh, boy. Now, how are you

gonna grab that flute?

Questions. Questions. When are you gonna

start coming up with some answers?

Get in there and get

on that image machine!

Storm warning. Watch out

for the West Wind. Storm warning...

How do you get out of this

chicken outfit?

Look at the village.

What a mess.

We're really lucky

nobody was hurt.

Oh, it's the worst shape

we've ever been in.

We'd better hold an

emergency disaster meeting.

Right.

Back in the cave, folks.

Let's go, everybody.

Jimmy. Freddy.

Hurry. Hurry.

Come on.

Come on, Jimmy,

they're all inside.

We're not

going in, Freddy.

Why not? What's wrong?

We've endangered the lives

of our friends long enough.

If we go away, maybe the

witch will leave them alone.

But aren't we even going to

tell them we're going?

If we did, they'd never let us.

We'll just have to find a way

off the island by ourselves.

I guess you're right, Jimmy.

It's the only fair thing to do.

Good boy. And we'd better

hurry before they miss us.

Order. Order!

Now, we've got to do

something about that witch.

That's good.

There's no one following us.

I sure hope the witch

didn't see us go.

Just keep your fingers crossed.

Oops. Sorry. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

You do the best you can. Hang on.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

look who's here. Witchiepoo.

Get lost, buster!

Scat! Go lay an egg!

I've heard about the birds and the

bees, but this is ridiculous.

A flower just isn't safe

around here.

Oh, as soon as they come out,

I'm gonna zap it to them.

Order. You all had some

very good ideas.

But I think we should also

hear what Jimmy has to say.

Yes. Yes.

Good idea.

Speak up, Jimmy.

Where is he?

Jimmy? Where are you?

- Jimmy? Where is...

- He's not here.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen

him since the meeting started.

Then he still must be outside.

Willikers! I hope nothing's wrong.

Come on, let's hurry.

Beautiful. Here they come.

Jimmy.

Jimmy?

Jimmy.

Right into my trap.

Wheeze, breeze,

I order you to freeze!

All right, where's my

little golden darling?

Freddy!

Where are you, Freddy?

Jimmy? Jimmy? What happened

to Jimmy and Freddy?

What happened to Jimmy and Freddy?

Where's my flute?

Speak, you lump of lard.

Speak!

We don't know where Jimmy and Freddy are.

They're missing.

That's why we came out

to look for them.

You're lying. You know where they are.

You're hiding them.

I'll take the whole kit and

caboodle of you back to my castle

and t*rture it out of you.

Wink, pink, the kitchen sink.

I order all of you to shrink!

Gosh, it's scary. Do we

have to go through here?

It's the only way to the

other side of the island.

Maybe we can find a boat or

something to help us escape.

Jimmy, look out!

Caught you!

Grab him.

Take him to the witch.

Help! Help!

All right. I got him. I got him.

Grab the flute!

Hold him!

Let go!

Hold on to him!

Hold him!

Run! Oh, he

kicked me in the root.

Oh, you goofballs,

better call the witch, fast.

Roger wilco, Evil Trees.

I'll deliver your report as soon as Her

Royal Rottenness gets back. Over and out.

Oh, noble queen, I have an

important message for you.

Don't bother me, you gabby goose.

I'm in a snit.

That brat, Jimmy, and the

flute gave me the slip.

Well, that's what I wanted to

tell you...

I have no time

for idle chitchat.

Oh, I'm gonna make that Pufnstuf and his

g*ng tell me where that kid is hiding

if I have to tear them

limb from limb!

I don't mean to be personal, chief

y, but you got squeaky dandruff.

Youdhnwfi. Those are

Jimmy's squeaky friends.

Witchiepoo, you must

listen to me.

Stop that dancing up there. If you mess

up my hairdo, I'll have your hides.

You did the shrinking bit. Oh, goodie.

Let me see the little creeps.

Let me see them.

Chief, I beg of you. There's

something I simply must tell you.

Will you two clucks stand back?

I've got some

third-degreeing to do.

Okay, everybody out!

All right, you little bugs.

If you don't want to get

stepped on and squashed... Ha!

You had better tell me

where Jimmy and Freddy are.

Make us big again.

But I know, chief y.

Jimmy and Freddy just passed

through the Evil Forest.

They did? How do you know?

Who told you?

The Evil Trees just reported in.

The kid and the flute are heading

for the other side of the island.

That's what I've been

trying to tell you.

Well, you didn't try hard

enough, number two.

This is m*rder, chief. They're escaping.

Quick! We'd better go after them.

Let's go. I'll rev up

the Vroom Broom.

Hold it, you bubbleheads,

hold it!

Witchie, you mean you're going

to let them escape?

Of course not.

But why should we waste all

this energy running around,

when we've got to get

ready for the convention?

We'll let the little

rascals come to us.

As Mayor, I demand

you let us go.

Oh, shut up! I've had enough of

you and your small talk. Guards!

Bring these mini morons

into the dungeon.

Wait a minute!

They're so tiny, they might be

able to sneak between the bars.

Fee-fi-to-fum,

I order you to grow up!

Well, that's better, madam.

Now, we'll be on our way.

You've got to be kidding. Guards,

to the dungeon. Take them away!

Move them out!

Get them out of here!

And now for my brilliant scheme.

Stupid Bat, front and center.

On the double!

Stupid Bat reporting for duty.

Come here. I've got a secret mission

for you, so listen closely,

because I don't want

any boo-boo's.

Look, Freddy. It's the witch's ship.

We can pinch it and sail home.

Come on, Jimmy, let's hurry.

I want to get away from here.

Hey, down there.

Hello, there.

It's one of the witch's g*ng.

Hey, you guys,

I got something for you.

"Hear ye, hear ye.

"Pufnstuf and all the good guys have

been taken prisoner by the witch.

"All those who want

to save them had better hurry."

Oh, Jimmy, do you think

they're still alive?

"P.S. Yes, they're still alive, but

not for long. Signed, the witch."

That is all.

Over and out. Bye.

Oh, what are we gonna do?

We don't have any choice.

Our friends are in trouble. We'd

better go back and try and save them.

I'm with you.

Let's go. Hurry!

What a terrible place.

Things don't look

too good.

Incarcerated.

I'm scared. I'm scared.

Witchiepoo, I'm getting worried. What

if Jimmy and the flute don't come back?

Well, stop worrying.

They'll show up.

The good guys are coming! Jimmy

and Freddy are on their way back.

What did I tell you? I knew they were

coming back. And when they do, whammo!

They'll walk right into

the hands of my guards.

Right now, I'm as good as

tooting my own flute.

And you're as good

as Witch of the Year.

Yes. All I need to cinch it is

to cook up a fabulous banquet.

Now, what exotic little

delicacy can I serve?

Let's see...

This looks yummy.

Bat wings au gratin.

Oh, no! Witchiepoo, not me.

I'd make a rotten au gratin!

Witch Hazel served

that last year.

Besides, I've got to impress Boss

Witch with something really original.

Thank goodness. At least

Jimmy and Freddy got away.

Oh! I just hope they don't come

back and try to rescue us.

We've got to do something

before they try anything.

I demand you release us at once!

This is your mayor talking,

you old witch!

Let us out!

You can't keep us prisoners!

Let us out...

I can't take think

with that racket going on!

Shut up down there,

you pot-bellied iguana!

Ooh, that Pufnstuf, I ought to feed

him to the sharks! He's... He's...

He's my blue plate special!

What are you talking

about, chief y?

I just planned my din-din.

Now, just a darn minute. When you

said you wanted me for dinner,

you didn't say

I was gonna be the dinner!

Save a drumstick for me,

O gorgeous leader.

Me too, chief y.

Yum-yum!

I hope you don't take

too long to barbeque, chubby,

my guests will be here

in a few hours.

You can't cook me. I'm the Mayor.

I'm out of season.

I'll give you heartburn.

I'm thinking.

Something's missing.

You won't get away with this.

I know!

It's an outrage.

Now, see here, madam, I want...

Yes, sir! Now you're

finger-licking good.

Spin for the Colonel.

Hello! Is anybody here?

Hello! Answer us!

Somebody! Please!

Somebody! Anybody!

It's a worse catastrophe

than I thought.

It looks like the witch

captured everybody.

Oh, Jimmy, this is horrible.

What are we gonna do?

We'll have to break into the

castle some way and...

Slow down, you square rat.

Ja, my leader.

Do you have to go so fast?

No, my leader.

Watch that bright cloud.

I'm watching.

You stupid.

Jawoll, stupid.

Look at that golden broom.

It must be the Boss Witch.

Hey, look.

Blimey!

All the witches must be coming

here for their convention.

It's hopeless. There's no

way we can get through now.

Pufnstuf is doomed.

Yes.

And Doc Blinky, and Judy,

Cling and Clang.

Everybody!

Right.

Unless you're a witch,

you couldn't get

within a mile of that castle.

It's all because of us.

If we hadn't have...

Wait a minute! Maybe that's how

I can get into the castle.

I can disguise myself

as a witch.

You? A witch?

You'd never get away with it.

Why not? They're

having a convention.

Look at all those

witches arriving.

Who would even notice

one more old hag?

It's crazy!

It's insane!

It's our only chance!

Hurry up, you little

weirdos, they'll be here soon.

Get that throne dusted off,

Seymour.

Let's move this

snack table over here.

Be careful, Stupid.

I'm careful.

I'm careful.

Oh, I'm so

beautiful, so gorgeous and so divine,

I'm mine, all mine.

Seymour, get the broom!

I broke another one.

The witches are here.

They're early.

They got here early.

Jimmy and Freddy.

Any sign of them?

Not a sign of them, chief y.

I'm dead without that flute.

What's keeping those little brats?

Maybe they forgot our address.

Forgot our address?

I've got to

get that flute fast.

Go out and find them.

Take the back way. Move!

They would get here early,

those miserable, moth-eaten...

Dear girls, so good to see you.

Come in, my girls.

Make yourself at home.

My castle is your castle.

Please try the toasted lizards.

They're delicious.

Well, look who's here.

Witchiepoo, darling.

Witch Hazel, my precious.

You look different.

Well, I do have

a new rat in my hair.

No, that's not it.

I know!

You had a wart job.

I just had them rearranged

a bit. You should try it.

I will, dearie,

when I get to be your age.

You were my age.

Twice, already.

Bless your round, little body.

How do you like my new ring?

Three carrots.

Love them.

The Boss Witch!

Boss Witch is here!

Hurry, girls! Line up!

Achtung! Make way for

Her Abominable Majesty,

queen of all evil, Boss Witch.

Everybody bow.

Bow, I said.

You, too, shrimpy.

Is this the way you greet your

queen, you freaked-out fru m p?

I tripped. Have mercy

on me, O Queen,

exalted ruler of witchdom,

imperial empress.

All right, let's not get

sickening about it.

On your feet,

you sniveling ninny.

You must obey orders!

I'm up. I'm LIP-

Hail, you happy harpies.

Hail, nUmero uno.

Hail, nUmero uno.

Your Majesty, may I officially

bid you welcome to my humble

little castle and offer you...

You touched me.

You touched the royal body.

What's so funny,

you creepy crone?

I'll do the swatting

around here.

I deserved that, Your Highness.

After all, you're the boss.

Mother witch of them all.

All right. All right.

All right. All right!

Your Majesty, I've just got to show you

what I'm cooking for dinner. Come.

Didn't touch,

didn't touch.

Geuseuuey.

Come, My Queenship.

Come, girls.

Feast your royal eyes, my queen.

Doesn't that make your

majestic mouth drool?

- Barbequed dragon?

- Mmm-hmm.

I had it for lunch.

You did?

Me, too. Dragon Delight.

They deliver.

Well, well, well, well...

I'll whip up something else.

Forget the food. I want to see this fabulous

talking flute you've been bragging about.

Now, trot him out.

Flute? Trot him out?

You will trot him out, schnell!

Oh, well, yes. I mean, no. Well, I can't

show him to you right now, My Queenship.

He's, uh...

Oh! He's taking a nap.

The flute takes naps?

Oh, yes, my empress.

He's a skinny little fellow.

And every day at this time,

it's jammies and night-night.

Well, he'll be up

in time for the show.

"Jammies and night-night"?

I may be ill.

Enough of this nonsense.

Hymie!

JawoH!

Call the convention to order.

The convention is about to begin.

You will take your places. Schnefl!

Seymour. Seymour.

Any word on the flute?

No, chief y.

Let me know the instant

my guards grab him.

Right. Will do.

Somebody up there hates me.

Out of my way, you dummies!

My broom broke down.

I'm late for the convention.

We're inside the castle,

Freddy, so be very quiet.

Hurry, we've got to find

the dungeon.

Hey, lady, you're late. You better

hurry and get in there fast.

The meeting's just starting. It's

right this way. Come on. Come on.

Let go, you feathered freak. I'll be in

there in a minute. I have to go and...

You can powder your nose

later, madam.

Better get in there now. Boss

Witch is in a terrible mood.

You're late, you clumsy old bag!

The flute. Any sign of

Jimmy or the flute?

No, chief. I was just

going out to check.

Well, go. Go!

I have to go, too. I just remembered

I left my broom double-parked.

Wait a minute. Youtmkfunny.

I don't remember you.

Who are you?

Get your hands off me, old poop!

I happen to be a foreign delegate

from the British territory.

What's your name?

The name is Witch Beatle.

Witch Beatle.

My! I'm honored.

A foreign delegate in my castle.

All right, knock off the chatter

over there, you old bag,

and let's start

the meeting, hmm?

Coming, Your Majesty. Coming. Come on,

Beatle doll, you can sit with me.

We will have silence.

Take your seats, Dummkopfs,

or you'll be blown to bits.

All right.

All right. All right.

I hereby declare this

convention is now in session.

Haven't we met?

She's my guest.

All right. Now, let's get started.

Witchiepoo.

Read the minutes

of our last meeting.

And for Satan's sake,

skip the dull part, hmm?

Read, schnell!

"The last convention was opened, as

usual, with our pledge and our cheer.

"Then Weird Wanda showed her home movies

of her volleyball game with the vampires."

We really made suckers out of

them, didn't we, girls?

"After the movies, Witch Way

gave the financial report."

That's me.

Sit down, donkey.

All right, already.

Enough of that hogwash.

But I haven't

finished, Your Highness.

Oh, no?

Well, I'd say the minutes are

all over with now, huh?

Everybody to the bar.

It's happy hour now.

Come, Beatle, honey.

Witches. Witches.

Drink up, you happy harpies.

Hemlock for everyone.

Chugalug!

It's me, Puf. Jimmy.

Hang on.

I'll try to figure

something out.

All right, you hags. Let's get the

show on the road. It's show time.

And that includes you, Witch Beatle.

Get away from that food.

I'm ready I'm ready.

But, Your Magnificent Majesty, the girls

haven't finished their drinky-poos.

Can't we postpone the

entertainment for a while?

What for? Let's go, Poo.

Go! Scooby-Doo.

Oh, shut up!

Please, Your Bosship, can't we wait?

Pretty please, huh?

Will you stop the

sobbing, please?

That's worse than touching. I said

the entertainment starts now.

And I want you and that flute

of yours to open the show.

You know something? I'm beginning

to wonder if there is a flute.

Have you seen it?

I already said that.

Of course, there's a flute,

my queen. But, uh...

Freddy and I have to go on last.

Nothing can follow our act.

Right. We'd have to spray the place. I'm

ready to go on, You r Royal Rotten ness.

Well, just don't stand there, you dumb-dumbs.

Let's get the show on the road. Come on!

Jawoll.

I will start the music.

Play, Heinrich.

Yeah. Groovy.

When I was smaller

and people were taller

I realized that I was different.

I had a power that set me apart.

I learned to take it,

to use it, to make it.

It's not so bad to be

different, to do your own thing.

And do it with heart.

Different is hard

Different is lonely.

Different is trouble

for you only.

Different is heartache

Different is pain.

But I'd rather be different

than be the same.

At first I'd wonder

what hex I was under.

What did I do

to be so different?

Then I discovered

some others like me.

Wonder no longer

Together, we're stronger.

It's not so bad to be different.

Be true to yourself.

That's what you must be.

Different is hard

Different is lonely.

Different is trouble

for you only.

Different is heartache

Different is pain.

But I'd rather be different

than be the same.

Different is hard

Different is lonely.

Different is trouble

for you only.

Different is heartache

Different is pain.

But I'd rather be different

than be the same

that was nothing.

Come on, Beatle, honey. Show

them some real entertain ment.

You clumsy clod,

you've ripped my shawl!

My flute!

That's my talking flute!

What are you doing with my

flute, you rotten limey hag?

Let go of him, you baggage!

He's not yours, he's mine!

Stop that squabbling.

Stop it, I say!

Hand him over, you flute-grabber.

He's mine, you hussy!

She's wearing a wig.

I thought she had brown roots.

So you're the foreign

delegate, eh?

I got you, my precious.

Give him back!

Stop. Stop it this instant.

What is this all about?

And who are you?

I'll show you who he is.

It's a falsey.

Meet one of the good guys.

That's that brat, Jimmy.

Imagine him trying

to steal my flute.

Guards, away with him!

To the dungeon!

No! Stop! Wait!

Let Freddy and Pufnstuf go!

Let us go, you old hag!

Hush your little holes. That's no way

to talk to your mommy, honeykins.

Let Freddy go!

Get that brat out of here!

Out! Out!

Stop! No! Let us go!

Jimmy!

You leave Freddy alone!

I'll get you for this!

Help, Jimmy!

Save me! Save me...

Feast your eyes, girls.

Isn't he precious?

You've seen one flute,

you've seen them all.

Cool it!

Give me that.

Wow! Get a load

of those diamonds.

It's not only adorable, but

this kid's worth a fortune.

But he's not for sale.

Can I have him back?

He wants his mommy.

Poo old dear, let's you and

me have a little chat, huh?

All right. Carry on with

the happy hour, girls.

Eat, drink, and be rotten!

Let's go, cutie.

Ja, we drink.

You tried, lad.

That's all anybody could ask.

You should've seen poor Freddy

clutched in the old hag's claw.

And Pufnstuf

roasting on that spit.

With an apple in his mouth.

And we're probably next.

Oh, there's no way

out of this dungeon.

It would take

a miracle to save us.

What the...

What is that?

Oh, my!

Oops! Sorry, folks. I guess

I blew it again. Bye.

No! Wait, Googy. Here

he is, our miracle.

Oh, Googy saved us.

What do you mean?

I have?

YourtunneL You got in, so

that means we can get out.

That's right.

Right.

We don't want

the guards to hear us.

Hurry. Maybe we still have a

chance to save Freddy and Puf.

Lead the way, Googy.

Follow me.

Oh, come on.

Quickly.

Who's gonna

go first here?

Oh, boy.

Hurry up, please.

Then it's a deal?

It's a deal.

Marvelous.

Marvelous.

I'm Freddy's new mother.

And you're the new

Witch of the Year.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

Oh, I'm so thrilled!

Oops! I'm sorry. I almost

touched yourroyalbody.

Go ahead. Touch.Touch.

Live a little.

Please, let me go.

Quiet, booby.

And remember, be a good boy,

or those friends of yours

down in the dungeon...

Nice work, everybody.

We made it.

Oh, goodness gracious.

Welcome back, g*ng.

It's good to see you alive.

But where are

Freddy and Pufnstuf?

They're still prisoners, and

we've got to do something fast.

Yes. Those hags are going to

fricassee our poor Mayor.

Let's take some sticks and rocks and

things and march on the castle.

Yes. Yes.

No, no, sticks and rocks won't be

any help against those evil hags.

Why not?

Why not?

Hold it.

Hold it, everybody.

We've been studying up.

We found out

what scares witches.

Tell us.

Tell us.

Look on my page 87, under

"Halloween tips." Hurry.

Read, read.

Come on, hurry.

Page 87.

87.87. Right.

Right there. There. Read.

"Halloween tips.

How to scare a witch.

"There is nothing in the entire world

that can scare a witch except..."

Except? Except what?

Read. Read.

"An angel or a good fairy."

Good fairy?

"If a witch catches even a glimpse

of an angel or good fairy,

"they get real uptight and run for

miles to get away from them."

But what good is all that?

There aren't any angels or

good fairies around here.

At least I don't think so.

We know that.

But the witches don't.

You mean, make Googy an angel?

Gosh! I usually go in

the opposite direction.

Not just Googy.

I mean all of us.

If one

angel can scare a witch,

a bunch of them

should cause a riot.

What do you say? It's our only

chance to save Freddy and Puf.

Then I say, let's try it.

Come on,

fellow angels.

We'll need lots of costumes

and makeup and flying stuff.

So, let's hurry.

Yeah! Yeah!

I'd volunteer to be

an angel too,

but I know

I'd flunk the physical.

And now for the high point

of our convention,

the selection of

the Witch of the Year.

The envelope, please.

Jawoll, my leader.

One envelope coming up.

The winner is

from Living Island,

Wilhelmina W. Witchiepoo.

That's me!

I hereby pronounce you

Witch of the Year.

This is the happiest

moment of my life.

Me, Witch of the Year.

It's a dream come true.

It's a frame-up.

I protest. Foul! Foul!

Of course it's a frame-up,

you broken down old bag.

You ever hear of

a witch being fair?

I'm so happy,

I could zap the world!

Come on, girls, let's do it!

Wee.

Come on.

Nice work, my little cherubs.

Now, you all know what to

do, so into the castle.

And bless you.

I have a potion

to cause a commotion.

You mix some garlic

with kasha and glue.

You dab it on your elbow

and arm and zap!

It makes a toad out of you.

Zap the world

Zap the world.

Come together Get together.

Together we can zap the world.

Zap the world Zap the world.

Come together Get together.

Together, we can

zap, zap, zap, zap, zap.

Zap the world.

You're all so rotten

and I haven't forgotten.

I get so wicked

just watching you work.

Pm grateful to that voodoo guru.

That zap, zap, zap a bunch

of weirdoes like you.

Zap the world Zap the world.

Come together Get together.

Together, we can zap the world.

Zap the world Zap the world.

Come together Get together.

Together, we can

zap, zap, zap, zap, zap.

Zap the world.

It's an angel raid!

Is this another of

your rotten jokes?

Does this look like a joke?

Yikes! Hit the deck!

It's angel's dust.

Don't let it touch you.

It'll turn us into good fairies!

Angel at three o'clock!

It's an epidemic!

Why didn't you have the castle

angel-proofed, you idiot?

Give me that.

Oh, yeah? Give me

back my Freddy!

Help!

Let me go!

Freddy!

He's with the angels now.

Freddy!

Freddy, are you

all right, Freddy?

I'm fine now, Jimmy.

Who said

conventions were fun?

Duck!

Here comes another one!

I'll never

touch another drop.

Where did

I park my broom?

Out of the way.

Make way for your leader.

Let me go! It's my door,

I get to use it first!

Oh, no, you've had it. Turn in

your key to the broom closet.

You're through!

Through!

Take care of him, Dr. Blinky.

I'm gonna go get Puf.

- Be careful, boy.

- Wait!

Don't leave me!

Oh, go to heaven!

Stop! Please,

I beg of you!

Hang on, Puf,

I'll let you loose.

I promise I'll never zap

the good guys again.

I'll be like a mother to them.

Good grief!

The wires are tangled!

We lost our angels.

Wires!

More falseys!

You aren't angels. It's a hoax!

It's a trick!

Come back, Boss Witch!

They're a fake!

They aren't angels!

Gosh. Thanks, Jimmy. I sure

thought I was a goner.

Come on.

Let's run for it.

Yeah. We better

get out of here.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

They weren't really angels!

It was the good guys!

Please, my leader.

Where did I go wrong?

Where?

Fire! Fire!

Shh. We've already

done that.

Come back,

Boss Witch. Come back!

Come on, Orson!

To the broom room!

We've got to catch Boss Witch!

Yes, my queen.

Boy, we certainly scared the

daylights out of those old hags.

You really made terrific angels.

You all were knockouts.

I never was so frightened

in all my life.

Oh, my!

Me, either.

I'll never look at another

apple as long as I live.

Look! There goes

Witchiepoo!

Boss Witch, wait for me!

Boss Witch, come back!

If she catches up

with Boss Witch,

she'll bring them back,

and we'll all be goners.

Look, Witchiepoo, there

are the good guys.

I'll fix them! Get out

my doomsday b*mb!

One b*mb coming up.

I'll throw that little darling myself.

Orson, take the wheel.

Right, chief.

You idiot!

When I said, "take the wheel,"

I didn't mean "take" the wheel!

The b*mb!

Where's the b*mb?

It's right here.

You dummy. Grab it!

It's gonna blow!

What is it about

you rotten good guys?

You always win.

Drat. Drat. Drat!

Our troubles are over.

When good friends pull together,

they can do anything.

That's right!

I've found a friend in you.

One that surely will endure.

Loneliness has just one cure.

The friend I found in you.

We're alive and well.

And living here on Living Island.

Living every happy day.

Alive and well on Living Island.

Living here in harmony.

And hope someday.

We hope someday the whole

world will live this way.

A most amazing place.

Living Island

is the most amazing place.

Living Island

is the most amazing place.

Living Island

is the most amazing place.

Living Island

is the most amazing place.

Living Island

is the most amazing place.

The end?

That's what they think.

I'll get them yet!

Oh, go home

and have a nightmare.