Scooby-Doo Goes Hollywood (1979)

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Faster, Scooby! Faster!

Like, he's right behind us!

This way, Scoob!

I'm coming! Wait for me!

Zoinks!

Like, it's the Crabby Creature
of Creepy Crag!

Run! Run, Shaggy!

I'm trying! I'm trying!

Hey, take it easy!

Help!

Somebody, help!

Perfect. Cut it, print it. That's a take.

I'm not sure I understand my motivation
in this next scene, Velma.

Come on, Daphne.
How much motivation do you need...

to run from the Crabby Creature
of Creepy Crag?

- Like, what did he say, Scoob?
- "That's a take."

A take. A take. Finally.

Hi, Shag, Scoob.
It must be time for our scene.

Do you know how many times...

we've been put through
this barrel-and-catapult routine?

- How many?
- Like, a lot. That's how many.

Oh, is there no end to this disgrace?

Oh, boy, like, I guess not.
Hey, look at that.

That was Natalie Splendor.
She's a big TV star, Scoob.

- Yeah?
- But you're a star too, Scoob.

And you don't have
a flashy car like that.

- I don't?
- No, you don't.

You don't have a big dressing trailer
like The Groove.

And you don't get flowers
on the set like Cherie.

- I don't?
- And another thing.

When was the last time you got lunch
served to you on silver platters?

- Never.
- Never. Like, exactly.

We have to make our own
salami, cheese, peanut butter...

marshmallow, sardine sandwiches.

Yeah! And fudge.

Well, no more.

- No more?
- Like, I've had it.

Like, I've lost it.

Scooby, we've gotta have
a man-to-dog talk.

Scooby-Doo!

I'm a wild and crazy guy.

Well, excuse me.

What's that name again?

Don't forget to remember...

Scooby-Doo!

There's the network offices.
Remember...

we can get everything we want
if you let me do all the talking.

Okay, Shaggy.

- Hi. We're here to...
- I don't care what you're here for.

You can't drive that pile of junk
on the... Hey, is that Scooby-Doo?

Oh, yeah.

It is. Have your driver pull right up
in front. We'll park your car for you.

Thanks.

Now, this time leave it to me, Scooby.

Like, excuse me?

Yes, sir, may l...? Hi, Scooby.

- Go right in. So good to see you.
- Thank you.

- And who are you?
- I'm with him. I'm Shaggy.

You certainly are. But go in anyway.

Hey, Scoob. Caught your show.
You were fantastic.

- They love me.
- They love you, all right.

Like, I had no idea
you were this popular.

- This is gonna be easier than I thought.
- Hi, Scoob.

- Where to?
- Right to the top.

So this is what we want:
A nighttime series for my client...

five big network specials
and a major movie deal.

- Now, do you got that?
- Sounds good to me.

Yeah. Like, it sounds good
to me too, Scoob.

The president will see you now.

I just hope it sounds good to him.

Yes? Scooby-Doo!

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

You're here in my little office,
of course!

- Sir.
- Scooby-Dooby-Dooby-Doo!

I love the way you creep around
after those big, old nasty monsters.

It's fun. And the way you jump
into Shaggy's arms.

You are the cutest bow-wow.

And you get big ratings too.

That's me.

Is there something you wanted
to talk to me about, you funny dog?

- Nope.
- Yes.

Like, here, Scoob. Set up this film while
I talk with C.J. Or may I call you "C"?

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Like, we'll leave it at "C.J."

C.J., you see, my client here,
Scooby-Doo, is tired of being typecast...

as a funny, cowardly, clumsy dog.

Like, he's really not like that
at all, you know.

Help!

He wants to stretch himself
as an actor of dramatic depth.

No one ever takes him seriously.

Give him a shot at Shakespeare.
He can do it, I tell you.

And to prove it,
we've put together a pilot film...

to show you just what he can do.

Scooby! Are you ready, Scoob?

You'll love this, C.J.
He's just what the network needs.

- Scoob.
- Help, Shaggy!

Like, relax, pal. I'm here.

He's a great kidder, C.J.
Like, can we try that again, Scooby?

Ready to roll.

Is all this really necessary?

You'll love it.
Let me just get the lights.

Okay, Scoob.

Like, do you really think we can
capture this guy, Sheriff Scooby?

Jesse Rotten looks pretty tough.

Don't make me laugh.

Scooby? Scooby-Doo, a sheriff?

It's a whole new image for him, C.J.
Like, consider the possibilities.

I am. Oh, my, I am.

I hear tell Jesse's heading
this way looking for you, sheriff.

Let him come.

Morning, Sheriff Scooby.
Morning, Deputy Shaggy.

How are you, missy ma'am?

- Jesse Rotten!
- I'm not afraid of him.

So you're not afraid of me,
Sheriff Scooby?

Like, I don't think that was
exactly what he said, Mr. Rotten.

It was more like,
"Ri'm rot araid of rim."

Well, you know what I'm gonna do to you?

Shaggy, call the sheriff!

I can't call the sheriff, Scoob.

- You're the sheriff!
- I am?

I'm giving you till high noon
to get out of town.

And if you ain't,
I'm coming looking for you.

High noon?

But that's only two minutes away,
Jesse Rotten.

High noon.

Sheriff Scooby. Sheriff Scooby.

Scoob, like, you gotta snap out of it.

You've only got a minute
to get out of town, or else!

- I'm not leaving.
- You're not leaving?

Nope, I'm not.

On the other hand...

Howdy.

Come on, Scoob, this is your big chance.
The new image, remember?

- Action.
- What do you got to say for yourself...

Sheriff Scooby?

Giddyup!

- Giddyup?
- Right. Giddyup!

What's going on?

Sheriff Scooby, come back!

Scooby-Doo!

Well, C. J?

There are a few rough spots near
the end, but what do you think?

- I don't believe it.
- Did you hear that, Scoob?

C.J. Thinks it's unbelievable.

Oh, boy. He loved it.

That's your star of tomorrow.

Wait. I get it. It's a joke.

You lovable little mutt, this is all a silly
joke! You had me going for a secondo.

A joke?

You know, you had me going
for a minute there.

But...

Our good pal and buddy, Scooby
wanting to change his image?

Not do comedy?

It's hysterical! Oh, what a dog.

What a funny, cowardly, clumsy dog.

We love him. He's so cute.

That wasn't quite how
it was supposed to go.

I didn't think so.

Like, we've gotta let him
know we're serious.

Right. Serious.

And there's only one way
to prove it to him.

You're leaving the show?

- You're kidding.
- Jinkies. Jinkies. Jinkies.

That's right. I'm leaving.

Like, starting right now,
his career is taking a turn for the better.

- Like, I'm sorry, Scoob.
- That's okay, Shaggy.

I don't get it, Scooby.
What's your problem?

- I wanna be a star.
- You wanna be a star?

- That's right, Velma.
- But you are a star.

What more could you want?

- Well...
- He wants other parts, Daphne.

That's it. Other parts.

He wants to change his image. Like,
I'm gonna make him a dramatic star.

To be or not to be.
That is a really good question.

Not to mention a Western star...

an action-adventure star...

and a singing-and-dancing star.

I see it, but I don't believe it.

Well, Shaggy, I think you've got
your work cut out for you.

Scooby-Doo!

Okay, Scoob. Lavonne's taking time
away from her own hit series to help us.

She's on a tight schedule.
We gotta get this filmed in one take.

- Okay?
- Okay.

Hi there, Shaggy, Scoob.
How are you doing?

Like, we're ready to sh**t, Lavonne.

Hey, you wild and crazy poochy-poo.

Great.
Just let me get my skates on.

- You better get yours on too, Scoob.
- Okay, Shaggy.

I really love that dog.
He's such a pussycat.

It's great you're gonna help us
with this film. It really is.

We're gonna call this film
Lavonne and Scooby.

It's got a nice ring to it.

- Here he comes now.
- Help!

And there he goes.

Great, Scooby, that's great.
Keep it up!

He'll be doing good to keep himself up.

Duck, Scoob. Duck.

Say, you didn't tell me he was a pro.

Okay, now, let me set the scene for you.

You're in the finals for the roller-skating
championship of the world.

The whole world? I'd be too nervous.

Could we just make it Brooklyn?

Whatever. Anyway, like, the other
finalists have already skated.

And it'll take perfect skating
to win the trophy.

- But we win it, right?
- Right.

- Maybe.
- Like, we're ready to roll.

Can someone get the lights?

And now the last two finalists
for the roller championship of the world.

- Brooklyn.
- Brooklyn.

Lavonne and Scooby.

Okay, remember, Scoob,
this has to be perfect.

Right. Perfect.

Here goes.

Hey, look at us. We're skating.

Turn, Scoob. Turn.

I can't!

Scooby, the contest is this way.

No. No, back. Like, stay on the rink!

Sorry, Shaggy.
Turning's not our strongest point.

Gangway!

Zoinks!

Help! Get us out of here! Help!

Looks like Scooby's serious
about this new career.

Yeah, we've gotta stop him
before he makes a fool of himself.

Help!

I think we're too late.

So you see, C.J., our second pilot film
idea didn't work out too well...

due to circumstances beyond our control.

Like, not only were we serious,
we meant every word.

I'm sorry.

Maybe you'd better just
set up the film, Scoob.

Another film?

Oh, my. Oh, all right.

Oh, yes, sir, C.J.

To give you a better idea
of the broad range of Scooby's talents.

Shaggy!

He's not just a funny, cowardly,
clumsy dog, you know.

- Shaggy?
- Just roll the film, Scoob.

Okay.

You're gonna love this, sir.

Scooby Days. You get it, C. J?

I get it. I got it.

Groovy, I don't think
you can bring your bike in here.

Hey, this is a drive-in, isn't it?

Get me a soda
and a quart of oil for my bike.

Hey, you. You're in my booth.

- Your booth, sir, Mr. Groove?
- Right.

Well, like, I'm sorry,
but this is reserved for The Scoob.

- The what?
- For The Scoob.

Hey, Scoob.

On second thought, like,
I think this is your booth, sir.

Forget it.

Hey.

- Me?
- Yeah, you.

You look like an okay dude.

A little rough around the edges, maybe...

but it's nothing we can't fix, you know.

Terrific.

I'm really cool.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

- Come on, Scoob.
- Sing us another song.

Please.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. But just one more.

Lights, Scooby. Lights, quick!

Well?

- Well?
- Well, well, well.

Well... Excuse me.
I'll just be a moment.

I needed that.

Why don't you just go back
to your regular show?

- Well, I...
- Go back to his regular show?

After what you've seen?
How can you ask that?

After what I've seen, it's easy.

I happen to have a contract with me that
spells out everything my client wants...

including specials, movies,
personal appearances, etc., etc., etc.

"Specials, movies, etc., etc., etc."

We'll just leave it with you,
so you can look it over.

Come on, Scoob.

Oh, okay.

You won't regret this, C.J.

Help!

Okay, Scoob. If you're gonna be a star,
you gotta rub the right elbows.

Elbows?

Like, it's just an expression, Scooby.

Everybody who's anybody is in there.
Get in there and mingle.

And remember, you're a star.

I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a star.

I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a star.

So I said to her:

"Farrah, you haven't been to Florence,
you haven't been to Italy."

But Warren hasn't read the script yet.

Food!

Oops!

- Punch?
- Well, I never!

Like, I never either.

Excuse me.

"Top Hat is Not Doggie's Bag." Cute.

"Scooby-Doo barred
from local restaurant."

- I am not happy.
- Right, C.J. Not happy.

- Something's got to be done.
- Right, C.J. Something.

Think of a way to get Scooby back
on his own show.

Right, C.J. Think.

- Try not to goof it up this time, okay?
- Okay, Shaggy.

Oh, boy. We're in luck, Scooby.

This place is filled
with bigtime producers.

So, like, get in there
and get discovered.

- Watch it, Scoob.
- I'm okay.

Here we go again.

"Scooby a Washout at Hollywood Pool."

Oh, poor Scooby.

Poor us. Without Scooby,
we haven't got a show, Daphne.

He used to be so cute.

Remember that first time we saw him
at Grillo's pet store?

Oh, look at this one.
Isn't he adorable?

Yeah. Like, he's cute.

But he lacks character.

Well, what about this one, Shaggy?
He's got character.

Hello.

Yeah. Like, too much character.

I think he's wonderful.

- Hey, calm down.
- Watch it, puppy.

But we took him anyway.

And look at this one.
Scooby's first birthday party.

Okay, okay. Hold it down.

Happy birthday, Scoob.

Happy birthday, Scooby!

Not yet, Scoob.

Make a wish first
and blow out the candle.

Oh. Okay.

Good work, Scoob.
What did you wish for?

More cake.

Scooby-Doo!

He sure loved food.

That's never changed.

But who'd have thought Scooby
would go Hollywood on us?

Yeah. Remember all those
great adventures we shared?

Well, one thing's for sure.

There's no other dog
in the world like Scooby-Doo.

Remember all those things
Scooby used to do?

Like being chased by horrible monsters.

And eating those Scooby Snacks.

And what about all those mysteries
he helped us solve?

Hey, Scooby, come on back.

There must be something we can do
to get him back, for his own good.

Yeah. But what?

What's the matter? You're not still
depressed about what happened?

- Yeah.
- Come on, cheer up.

Soon those producers will
be begging to talk to you.

- They will?
- You'll be another Gable or Travolta.

- Lassie?
- Sure, another Lassie.

We won't stop at TV.
We'll make you a movie star.

Like, just imagine.
Imagine what it would be like.

Here he comes. It's Scooby-Doo!

Wow! It's Scooby. Scooby-Doo.

My hero!

Look. Up in the sky.
It's a bird! It's a dog! It's a plane!

No, it's a dog. It's Super Scooby!

- Disguised as a mild-mannered typist...
- Disguised?

Super Scooby leads the never-ending
fight for truth, justice...

and a bone in every doggy dish.

Help! Super Scooby, help!

This is a job for Super Scooby!

Help!

It's Lucy Lane!

Super Scooby, the rocket.
It's heading toward Big City!

I'll stop it.

Super Scooby, help!

Up, up and away!

Gotcha.

That's better.

Like, I bet you can
hardly wait, eh, Scoob?

In fact, I'll just call up C.J.
And see what's happening.

What's this?

Hello? C.J., please.

He's what?

He's where?

Dog auditions?

You won't believe it, Scoob!

C.J. Is actually holding dog auditions
to replace you in your show, Scoob.

- Like, isn't that a laugh?
- Yeah.

Imagine C.J. Trying to find
another talent like yours.

Does he think it's easy
to act that clumsy?

Here they come.

- Right on schedule.
- I hope this works, Velma.

Dog auditions. Dog auditions!

Like, this should really be a laugh!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

It is the Crabby Creature
of Creepy Crag. How was that?

Very good.

- That was the worst.
- Yeah, the worst.

Can we have the next dog?

You dirty monster.

You scared my brother.
And you scared my sister.

But you're not gonna scare me. Yeah.

Oh, brother.

Can we have the next dog, please?

Okay, C.J.
I'm ready whenever you are.

Goodness gracious, it's a big creepy.

Go away, you ugly thing.
You give me prickly heat. Bow-wow.

Scooby-Doo.
How'd I do?

- How did he do? How did he do?
- Rotten.

- You're hired.
- Hired?!

- Surprise, C.J.!
- It's us.

Well, Shaggy, Scooby.

You've decided to go back
to your regular show, is that the story?

- No. Better.
- Better?

Since we know that you,
like, hired a replacement...

we figured you're serious about
making Scooby a prime-time star.

- That bowled him over, Scoob.
- Yeah.

Here. Like, set this up
while I set C.J. Up.

We thought this film
would give you a better idea...

of Scooby's range of talent, C.J.

From Hollywood, it's Scooby and Cherie...

starring Scooby and Cherie.

Scooby, what's that getup
you're got-up in?

- I'm a magician.
- A magician?

Hey, I love magic.
Can I be your assistant?

Sure. Step inside this box.

Me? Step inside there?

It's okay. I'm a pro.

I know you're a pro,
but this is my first time.

- Trust me.
- "Rokay." I mean, okay.

Ladies and gentlemen,
the disappearing assistant trick.

Disappearing assistant trick? Wait!

Abracadabra.

Oops!

Help!

Like, overwhelming, isn't it?
Now here's where they do their song.

Scooby-Doo!

- Get him out of here.
- Who is this clown?

Like, we know you're busy, C.J.,
so we'll just skip along to the next part.

There we go, sir.
You'll love this one.

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream

It's a great day for a cruise,
Captain Scooby.

- Like, there's just one thing.
- What's that?

You probably should have untied
the ropes before we left port.

Oh, yeah.

Stop. Stop the film, please.
I can't take it anymore!

How about that? Like, C.J.
Really flipped for your performance.

That's understandable.

- C.J., about that problem...
- Yes?

- We have an idea.
- Yes, yes? Anything, please!

- Problem?
- What kind of problems...

could a network president have?

- Now, Scooby...
- Yes, sir?

Scooby, if you're serious
about this prime-time idea...

- He is.
- I am.

We should make it official.

You'll announce it this afternoon
on The Jackie Carlson Show.

Like, whoopee!

Scooby, is it true that you're leaving
your Saturday morning show for good?

That's true, Jackie. He's about
to film a major comedy this afternoon.

Oh, no. Not another one.

So can we expect to see you win
an Emmy in the next awards?

It's a possibility.

He actually thinks it's a possibility.

And what about your
triple-fudge sandwiches, Scooby?

Like, that's his old image.

What's wrong with his old image?

- Scooby can't leave us.
- Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Here I am.

What is it this time?

You'll be happy to know we found
the perfect vehicle for Scooby.

A bus out of town?
I hope he's under it.

"A bus out of town."
That's a good one, C.J.

Wait till you see this.
I think you'll be surprised.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

Roll them.

Scooby's Angels?

You love it. You love it, I can tell!

"g*ng headquarters. Criminals at work.
Do not disturb.

Dirty work done here. Criminals only."

I think we've found the crooks' hideout.

You always were the smart one.

But how do we round them up
without Scooby?

That must be him now.

Just remember,
count three and pull the ripcord.

Okay, thanks.

Geronimo!

Scooby, count three
and pull the parachute cord.

Right!

One, two...

Three.

Better late than never.

Stop the cameras. Stop the cameras!
Stop the cameras!

I couldn't agree with you more, Scooby.
Stop the cameras!

Scooby, I think I've gotten a pretty
good idea of your range of talents.

- Yeah?
- And I've given it a lot of thought.

And I think you should go back
to your regular Saturday cartoon series.

Go back? But, like,
we wanna hit the big time.

You're already big stars.

- Why, everyone loves Scooby-Doo.
- They do?

Maybe this will change your mind.

We need you. Scooby-Doo, we need you!
Scooby-Doo, we need you!

Scooby-Doo, we need you!
Scooby-Doo, we need you!

Scooby-Doo, we need you!

Scooby-Doo, we love you!
Scooby-Doo, we love you!

- Like, they love you, pal.
- They love me.

Sure, they love you.

The kids of America
have loved you for years.

How about it, Scooby? Will you go back
to your regular Saturday morning series?

I'll do it!
For the kids. For my fans.

- What did he say?
- Like, he'll do it. For the kids, for his fans!

"Hooray," America's crying today.

The entire network and the kids
of America thank you. Drop in anytime.

Thank you, C.J.

Goodbye.

Like, I thought you might like
to look at my pilots, C.J.

Mork and Shaggy.

Welcome Back, Shaggy.

Shaggy and Hutch.

Hey! Hey! Like, wait for me, guys.

Wait for me!

Scooby-Doo!

Scooby-Doo!