02x05 - Pandatown

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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

Oh! Waah!

Clay!

Anytime here, cowboy.

Seismic kick!

Earth!

Whoa-oh!

Go, Clay!

Most impressive.

You show an excellent mastery

of your Xiaolin element.

It appears your

promotion to apprentice

was well-deserved.

Thank you kindly. Guh-uhh!

Sure you couldn't

cut it any closer?

Raimundo, it is time to

test your Wind element.

The test is to float a teammate

safely onto the cool stone

in the middle of

the hot coal bed.

No problem.

We mean you no

disrespect, Raimundo,

but you are still the only

non-apprentice on our Xiaolin team.

If there are no volunteers.

Omi.

Oh!

But, master!

OhhYes, master.

As a Xiaolin apprentice,

it is my duty

to offer advice to my

non-apprentice friend--you!

Omi, I'm trying to focus.

Oh, yes, focus is very good.

Wahh! Forget all

outside distractions.

Feel the element inside you.

Ignore every--

Omi!

I will get out of your

sight until you are ready.

Shroud of Shadows!

I forgot my--

aah!

Whoa!

Yee-aah!

Whuhh!

Oh, thank you, Clay.

Once again, you

have saved the day.

A good first try, Raimundo.

We will test again another day.

But--but I had it. He--aw!

Not to worry, Raimundo.

One day, you, too, will

also be competent.

"One day, you, too,

will be--" nah!

Kimiko: That's weird.

Check out this police

report from Hong Kong:

"A string of heists by thieves

using very unusual powers."

Those are Shen Gong Wu powers:

Serpent's Tail,

Fist of Tebigong.

And they're all supposed to

be holed-up in Jack's corral.

Why would he and Wuya start

acting like common criminals

instead of wanna-be

world conquerors?

Jack, are you still toying with

that ridiculous piece of scrap?

No. I'm still perfecting this

thrilling piece of genius.

Isn't that right, yes-bot?

Yes. Yes, it is, Jack,

like it is always.

How about a snack and

a beverage, huh?

The perfect companion

you should be practicing

your Shen Gong Wu skills!

Start with the Fist of Tebigong.

Puhh!

UhFist of tebigong?

Uh, i-- I practice that

one when you're asleep.

Then fetch the Serpent's Tail!

I'm, uh

Having it cleaned?

Wuya: Pick any one!

Just open the cabinet

and get to work.

I--i can't because i--

I, uh, lost the key?

Wuya, no!

Uhh! AhAh!

It's--i

Enh! Ehh!

Where are my Shen Gong Wu?

Eh?

Funny story about that.

You know, it ain't cheap

keeping up with

robot technology,

and when a criminal

genius is short on cash,

panda bubba

The richest, most

dangerous crime boss

in Hong Kong's underworld.

I talked him into

giving me a loan.

But all I had for

collateral was--well--

you know.

You mean, you traded the most

powerful objects in the world

for robot parts?

I kept the Monkey Staff.

Unh! Uhh!

You totally don't have to worry.

Panda bubba just thinks

they're priceless antiques,

so I figure, with

the Monkey Staff,

I could break into his palace

and steal the others back.

Genius, no?

Genius, yes, Jack-o.

Brilliant plan.

Rawwrrr! Aah!

Rah

Rah-ehr-ah!

Aah!

Errr!

Ah!

Hehh.

Eh.

Clay: You guys

better stay close.

This is the part of Hong Kong

that Dashi never let me play in.

I'll lead the way.

This place is like

the bad side of rio.

It's my element.

Clay: Uh, no offense, Rai,

but we've seen what you

do with your element.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Yes. Ha ha ha!

The apprentices

will take charge.

First, we must search carefully

for anything suspicious.

Woman: Stop! Thief!

Looks like suspicious found us.

Who was that guy?

He had the Serpent's Tail.

After him!

This had better work, boy.

No problem.

I'll be in and out before

the big guy even notices.

Monkey Staff!

Be careful.

Panda bubba and his men have

nearly all our Shen Gong Wu.

Relax.

Those idiots will never

even know I'm there.

Ooh-ah-ah-ah!

This fella's slippier than a

greased pig in a sausage factory.

We must box him in.

Split apart!

Falcon's Eye!

Gotcha!

Whuhh! Eh! What? What happened?

I had him, but he slipped

right through my fingers,

and I think my pancreas.

Ahh, yes.

A common non-apprentice mistake.

I would have grabbed the

Serpent's Tail first,

but I suppose that is something

we learn at the apprentice level.

You did your best.

I still don't get it.

Why would Jack and Wuya

hire a new henchman

just to steal

ordinary valuables?

That man was a servant

of panda bubba.

What is a panda bubba?

Ha ha! Can you believe this guy:

No guard, no alarm?

I knew that. Its

your standard array

of crisscrossing

infrared tripwire beams.

Back to Jack!

Ah-ah-ah!

Oops.

Uhh!

Never steal from a thief, thief.

Panda bubba, uh I was

just coming to--uhh!

To tell me you lied to me

and that these Shen Gong Wu have magical

powers beyond most men's dreams?

UhHow'd you find out?

You left your cheat sheet

in the left Jet bootsu.

This is what you do

instead of practicing?

Hey, whoa! Whoa!

Hey, guys, let's not, uh

Uh, how about a deal?

What kind of a deal?

Uh, partner up with me.

I can help you get a

lot more Shen Gong Wu,

a lot more.

How?

All in due time

Partner.

I will take the 12

guards on the north,

Clay, the 10 on the east,

Kimiko, the 11 on the west,

andDo you think Raimundo can

take the one on the south?

He does look old a

very out-of-shape.

Ah-hack hack!

Who called in the loser patrol?

Jack Spicer!

I do not know why

you have chosen to

work with panda bubba.

I'm here for the same reason

to get back what panda

bubba stole from me. Awk!

UhStole?

Yeah, but I found a secret

pass into the mansion

where they're

holding all the wu.

A tough fight for me, but

with the right help--

Jack, you can't possibly

be suggesting

A team-up.

Help me in,

and we'll split my

ex-Shen Gong Wu 50/50.

Forget it, Jack. We can bust

this place open ourselves.

You want to take a

Falcon's Eye look inside

and tell me you're so sure?

Hey!

Falcon's Eye!

Jack is right.

We are outnumbered and

out-shen gong wued.

Jack tells you he has

a secret pass inside,

and you're just

gonna believe him?

Huh!

Tell you what. As a

show of good faith,

I'll even give you my

last Shen Gong Wu.

What? Jack, don't be a fool!

I forbid it!

Ehh! Eh-ah!

It's the only way to

earn their trust.

AhCome on, Omi.

It's a classic con game.

Ok, I hear your concerns,

and I will take them

under advisement

with the apprentices.

Clay, Kimiko?

I reckon we got

no better choice.

Let's give it a shot.

What? You're gonna trust

Jack Spicer over me?

That's it! I'm finding

my own way in,

uhSorry, pal,

I've got to go with the

crowd on this one.

EnhAah!

Uhh!

Raimundo!

Hey, easy buddy.

Come on, Rai!

Don't take it so hard!

I hope you're sure

about this plan.

Totally. Once panda bubba

gets their Shen Gong Wu,

we just double-cross

him, and it's all hours.

And how exactly do we do that?

It's a plan in progress.

I'm a big-picture guy,

not a detail guy.

I found the building

plan on the net.

There should be an old

servants' entrance right

Here.

It is very dark in here.

Yeah. A little too dark.

Anybody else smellin' a setup?

Jack: Gimme! Gimme!

My Shen Gong Wu!

Gimme that thing!

Hey, hands off!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Star Hanabi!

It is a trap!

Uhh! Ooh! Uhh.

Fist of Tebigong!

Tornado strike Water!

Ye-ah-ah-ah!

Wahh-ehh

Serpent's Tail!

Uhh!

Serpent's Tail!

Uhh!

Serpent's Tail!

Uhh!

Two delay flip!

Fire!

Aah!

Uhh!

I got your back.

Enough! Tangle Web Comb!

Ah!

Eh! Enh!

Uhr-ah!

Jumpin' Jupiter! I gotta

warn Master Fung--mmph!

Shh!

We did it! We got them!

We? There is no we.

What? We had a deal.

Aah!

You, bring them to

the Xiaolin temple

and bring me the rest

of the Shen Gong Wu.

Ahh!

Raimundo, where are the others?

They've been kidnapped

by panda bubba.

His g*ons are on their way here

to steal our Shen Gong Wu!

I will alert the monks.

No! I have a plan, but

i have to do it alone.

Raimundo, this is

all very sudden,

and you are the only--

I know! I'm the only

non-apprentice.

But you brought me here because you

knew I could become the dragon of Wind.

If I'm ever going to learn

to be who I can be,

people are gonna

have to trust me.

I was going to say,

you are the only one who

knows the full situation,

and I trust your judgment.

No way.

Hmm.

You want the Shen Gong Wu,

you gotta go through me!

We're good with that.

Lotus Twister! Hyah!

Fist of Tebigong!

Umph!

Huh?

Waah--ooh!

Uhh!

Come on, guys,

you're making this

too easy for me.

Ring of 9 dragons.

Whuh-uhh! Whuh-uhh!

Hey! No fair! Unh! Ehrr!

All right, let's get these

things back to the boss.

Let go!

Get off of me!

Help!

Ah! Urgh! Ah!

Put him with the others.

You'll never get away with this!

I already have.

Soon I will rule the Hong

Kong criminal underworld.

All you want is Hong Kong?

Can I at least get

double-crossed

by somebody with some vision?

Hey, you all right, Rai?

Yeah. I'm cool.

Sorry about the whole

not-trusting-you- about-Jack thing.

Yes. We were captured

most shamefully

while you tried your best to defend

the Xiaolin temple And failed.

But at least you tried

your best And failed.

Oh-h*. I don't know about that.

What powers do we add

to my collection?

We've got some good ones, boss:

The stick of throwing

The large rock of hitting.

The shoes of running real fast.

Panda bubba: You fools.

Where are the real Shen Gong Wu?

Looks like your double-cross

just got double-crossed.

Humph!

Aheh-ahem!

Is it time for my big entrance?

Dojo?

Dojo?

No way!

You really thought those

g*ons could take me?

I knew I had to rescue

your sorry butts,

so I let myself get caught,

along with this

shroud-hidden backpack

full of Shen Gong Wu.

Clay: Nice one!

Kimiko: Smart move, Rai!

Omi: Amazing!

Two ton tunic!

Eye of Dashi!

Third arm sash!

Orb of Tornami!

Huh?! Huh?

Get them!

Puhh!

Jack-bots, attack!

Third arm sash!

Fist of Tebigong!

Ergh!

Huhh! Hehrr!

You're doing very well, Jack.

Excellent, excellent job.

Care for a bite?

EhNot a good time.

Star Hanabi!

No-o-o!

Aah-hah hah hah!

Aah!

It's gonna blow!

It looks like it's

a free-for-all!

Go! Go! Go!

Orb of Tornami!

Tangle Web Comb!

Uhh!

Third arm sash!

Aah!

Jack, I challenge you to a--

ahem!

A showdown trio.

This was on your

cheat sheet, too.

Fine!

How about my Tangle Web Comb

for Raimundo's Eye of Dashi

and panda bubba's

Fist of Tebigong?

I'm cool with that.

Winner takes a Longi Kite.

What's the showdown?

Last boat afloat

wins the showdown.

Let's go! Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

Xiaolin Showdown!

All: Gong yi tan pai!

Dead end?!

Eye of Dashi!

Playin' rough, huh?

Well, I can, too.

Tangle Web Comb!

Whoa!

Grrr!

Whahh

Ha ha ha!

So long, sucked-under.

Whirlpools!

Ah! AhAh!

Go, boss!

Yeah!

Faster, Jack.

Typhoon boom!

Yahh!

Did you see that?

Raimundo's Wind has

finally broken

Through.

Looks like he's too late!

Come on, Rai! You can still win!

Just think, "what would Omi do?"

Eye of Dashi

Wind!

Surf's up!

Help! Waah!

Ha ha! Yeah!

Ooh ooh-ooh-hoo!

That was hard to watch.

All right, buddy!

Great surfing, Rai!

That was incredible!

As a Xiaolin apprentice,

I could not have

done better myself.

Better? I could teach you somethin'

about surfin', little man.

This is it?

This is all I have left?

I got robbedTwice!

Forget it, Jack.

What happens in pandatown

stays in pandatown.

Panda bubba, we have a

warrant for your arrest!

Congratulations, partner! All right!

Congratulations.

Eh, no biggie.

Now, with all 4

Xiaolin apprentices

you are prepared to perform the

next level of signature moves.

With Dragon X Kumei Formation.

Dragon X Kumei!

Water!

Earth!

Fire!

Wind!

Beautiful.

I never thought that i

would see this day.

Master Fung, thanks

for trusting me.

You deserved it.

Now, as long as we're

talkin' promotion,

let's talk perks.

What?

First, the robes--

got to go.

Hey, Rai needs some bling

and a real bed, one

with a mattress,

firm, but not too firm.

You know what I'm sayin'?

Just real comfortable.