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02x12 - The Evil Within

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Xiaolin Showdown". Aired: November 1, 2003 – May 13, 2006.*
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Set in a world where martial arts battles and Eastern magic are commonplace, the series follows Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay, four young Xiaolin warriors in training who, alongside their dragon companion Dojo, battle the Heylin forces of evil, especially series antagonists Jack Spicer, Wuya, and Chase Young.

02x12 - The Evil Within

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Xiaolin Showdown.

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Xiaolin Showdown.

Ah! There it is!

Lotus Twister!

Unh!

Whoa! No!

Aah!

Aah!

This Mosaic Scale is mine!

Too bad!

whoo, whoo, uh, uh

you do the dance of happy

too soon, Jack Spicer!

Hi-yah!

Yah! Cha!

Whoa!

Hyah!

Oof!

Jack-bots, attack!

Need a little help

there, pardner?

No. There is only 5 of them.

Hyah! Ha! Hyah! Hyah!

Hi-yah!

Aah!

Raa!

And it's a corner kick by Omi,

in for the goal!

Aah! My hair!

Perfect.

Ha ha ha!

Hey, no one said anything

about you going for a swim.

Water's fine. Want to join me?

No, Water's not my element.

Looks like you dropped this.

Is that why Jack got to the

Shen Gong Wu before you?

No!

Then he outran you?

No!

Oh, then, uh, he must

have outsmarted you

with one of his

underhanded trickeries.

Just drop it, ok, Omi?

Ok

Aw, it don't matter

much how it happened.

It's ours now.

Let's head 'em up

and move 'em out.

Yes. We should forget

the whole thing.

Anyone can make a mistake.

I don't make mistakes!

That was fast. How'd it go?

Be quiet!

What?! What did I say?

The young Omi is an

impressive warrior.

It's a pity he's

wasting his talents

fighting against the

forces of evil.

What are you doing?

Do you have to sneak

up on me all the time?

Would you prefer I did this?

Aah!

Whatever you do, please!

Don't do that.

You're here looking

for Chase Young.

Could it be that one certain

disembodied floating head

is getting jealous?

Don't be ridiculous! Ah ha ha!

What's so special about

Chase Young anyway?

He's only the world's most

skilled master of t'ai chi.

You know, that's how you

get to be the best?

Hanging with the best.

Heh heh heh heh!

What is your purpose?

Uh, hi, Chase. It's Jack.

I thought you might

want to, you know,

hang out?

Chase: I do not "hang out."

Be gone.

Nice, tigers.

Anyway, I was just, you know,

wondering if you'd

given any thought

to us working together

as evil cohorts?

For me to even consider your

disturbing proposition,

you must first bring

me something of value.

If you want to be Chase's

pathetic little lackey,

fine! I will have no part in it.

Now, what do you get and evil

super-genius who has everything?

Hmm! Nobody's ever

going to accuse me

of making a mistake

like that again.

Raimundo: Kimiko,

you down there?

Kimiko?

Aah! I am so busted.

Master Fung will have me scrubbing

tiles with a toothbrush

till I'm 90 for this!

Hey, Kimiko.

You want to join us in a

game of Texas hold 'em?

Sure. Be right there.

If you are still

in a stinky mood,

I can teach you some

meditation techniques

to control your--

Anger.

No problem. I'm all over it.

I'll join you in just a second!

Clay won't mind if I stash this

in his room for a while.

Eee-yee-hee-hee

Ahh!

It's

good to be free again.

And this time, nobody'll

be able to stop me.

Kimiko: Can't catch me!

Aah!

Ooh!

Heh heh heh ha ha ha!

Hey, Clay, what gives?

Oh, I believe, you!

Heh heh heh ha ha ha!

Aah!

Raimundo! Are you all riiight

Unh!

Heh heh heh ha ha ha ha!

It appears that someone

sawed the limb.

Yeah, same with this one.

Clay: Unh!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Gotta go, but let's do

it again sometime, hmm?

Hmm hmm hmm ha ha ha ha ha!

Anyone notice Clay's

acting a little strange?

Mwah ha ha ha!

Uh, I'm not here to

raid your Shen Gong Wu.

Who's stoppin' you?

Well, Jack, if you help me

find the Monarch Wings,

I'll make it worth your while.

Are you asking if we can

form an evil alliance?

Put it there, Baby.

Oh! Ha ha ha ha!

Clay, what are you doing

with Jack Spicer?

Clay and I have formed an

evil super-genius alliance.

Clay, I order you to put

down those Shen Gong Wu.

I do not wish to hurt you!

Huh? Uh-oh!

Ah ha ha ha! Yah!

Ooh!

Clay, what's gotten into you?

Ooh!

Heh heh heh!

Hyah!

Come on, Clay! It's

us, your pals!

Ow! Stop that! Ow!

Ohh!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Clay, you have turned

into such a freak!

I love it! Ha ha ha ha!

Dojo: Another raid?

You know, maybe we should

look into getting insurance

on these things.

Most disturbing.

They have taken

the Mosaic Scale.

It is a most unpredictable

Shen Gong Wu,

used to create mischief.

Kimiko: They didn't take it.

I did.

Chase: What do you

want now, you insect?

I brought you something

I think you'll like.

Very well.

Aah! That's ok.

I don't mind walking.

Ooh!

Chase, you know, your

crib really rocks!

Silence, worm!

Or would you like to become a

chew toy for one of my cats?

No, no, wait! Check it out.

I brought you these

Shen Gong Wu.

I have no need for

your trinkets.

OkYou're a hard

guy to please.

How about a Xiaolin warrior?

This guy will do anything evil.

I taught him every

evil thing he knows.

See what I mean?

Nice undies. Ha ha ha ha!

You half-wit!

This monk is clearly possessed.

Right. And that's

Good?

One can only be truly evil

when one chooses its path.

Clay has not.

I see we are still up to

our old tricks, sabeeny.

What's it been, a

thousand years?

A thousand and one,

but who's countin'?

Heh heh heh heh

Leave at once.

I have no interest

in your idiocy.

You're more annoying

than you are evil.

What's a sabeeny--aah!

It was nice seeing

you again, Chase.

Hey! Don't be a stranger!

Aah!

Master Fung: For centuries, a

mischievous spirit, sabeeny,

was trapped inside

the Mosaic Scale.

When the scale was broken,

that spirit was freed and

took over Clay's body.

Oh, it's all my fault.

I broke the scale and

hid it in Clay's room.

I never knew it would

turn him evil.

Making a mistake is not a

sign of weakness, Kimiko.

It is not being able to admit it

that is the true mistake.

What does this sabeeny want?

The Monarch Wings.

It is the sister Shen Gong Wu

of unimaginable strength.

It will reveal itself within

a short time of the other.

When the two join,

their powers will

become far greater

than the 2 individually.

If sabeeny gets the

Monarch Wings,

he will no longer need a host.

He will become invincible.

Then we must stop him at once!

Be cautious.

The longer the sabeeny's

spirit inhabits Clay,

the stronger he becomes.

We've got to find Clay

and stop sabeeny.

Rai, you go north.

Omi, you go south.

Dojo and I will

take east to west.

Golden Tiger Claws!

Clay?

Clay!

Clay! Clay!

Chase Young! If you are

looking for trouble,

you have found it.

You have nothing to fear.

There's nothing at stake

At the moment.

What are you doing here?

There's only a short time

before the Monarch Wings

are to be revealed.

It will be your challenge

to stop sabeeny.

You know about sabeeny?

Fight him until he

can't fight anymore.

Uh! Uh!

That is the only way

to release the spirit.

You skills are most impressive.

It is unfortunate you

are on the wrong side.

I was just thinking

the same about you.

However, just because

we're on opposite sides

doesn't mean I cannot teach you.

Ha ha heh uh, heh heh heh.

Whoa!

It is not the strongest

opponent who wins,

but the strongest will.

Monkey strike!

Repulse the monkey!

Yah!

When fighting an opponent

with superior strength,

you must use his

strength against him.

Why are you teaching

me your tricks?

Teaching is the only

true path to learning.

Kimiko: Omi!

Raimundo: There he is!

We'll be right

down, little dude!

Huh?

Hey, Omi, everything cool?

Yes, I believe everything

is the correct temperature.

Come on, kid. We

gotta burn rubber.

The Monarch Wings has

revealed itself.

Sabeeny!

Prepare for a

humiliating defeat!

You? I eat bigger things

than you for breakfast.

Ha ha ha ha!

Talk all you want,

but you are going up.

I think he means down.

Sorry, Clay, but this

is for your own good.

Judo flip! Fire!

Hyah!

Aah!

Typhoon boom! Wind!

Unh! Hah!

Whoa-oh-oh!

Unh! Ohh

Tornado strike! Water!

Reversing Mirror! Ha!

Whoa!

Aah! Whoa!

Ha ha ha ha!

It looks like super

evil genius Jack Spicer

has finally found the

perfect partner.

Tangle Web Comb!

Unh!

Hey! Why'd you do that?

Ouch.

What makes you think

I need a partner

Pardner?

I've got what I came for.

Aah!

Hyah!

Hiyah!

We have to keep fighting.

We cannot let sabeeny win!

Aaah!

Hyah!

Whoa! Unh! Unh! Unh!

How can we stop the unstoppable?

It is not the strongest

opponent who wins,

but the strongest will.

Rrr-aah!

Repulse the monkey!

Aah!

Nice move, Omi!

Rrrrraaah!

Whoa! Unh!

Ha ha! I have successfully

exhausted Clay, sabeeny.

Now you must come out!

Omi! Watch out!

No need to worry.

Earplugs.

I never fight an

earwig without them.

I can't believe

something that small

could put up such a big fight.

What? I am not that small!

I think he was talking

about sabeeny.

Oh, yes.

He is very small.

Kimiko: Omi, you were amazing.

Where did you learn

repulse the monkey?

Just something I picked up.

Sabeeny is going after

the Monarch Wings!

The Monarch Wings are mine!

Sabeeny, I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown!

I wager the Eye of Dashi

against the Tangle Web Comb.

Does that mean he accepts?

I think so.

The contest is

first to grab the Monarch Wings

and make it outside the

ring of geysers wins.

Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

Xiaolin Showdown!

Gong yi tan pai!

Gong yi tan pai!

Raimundo: You can do it, Kimiko!

Omi: Keep your focus, Kimiko!

Do not think of the

dishonor you're committing!

Whoa!

Unh! Aah! Uh!

Aah! Aah! WhooAah!

Tangle Web Comb!

Aah! Unh!

Aah!

Eye of Dashi!

Raimundo: Whoo! Yeah!

Nice move!

Yeah! Way to go!

No! It cannot be!

Kimiko, do something!

Master Fung: If sabeeny

gets the Monarch Wings,

he will no longer need a host.

He will become invincible.

Ahh! Ahh!

Just because I made a mistake

doesn't mean I can't fix it!

Eye of Dashi!

Fire!

Dude, that is so cool.

She is trapping sabeeny

inside the Shen Gong Wu!

Go, Kimiko!

Raimundo: Whoo-hoo!

Way to go, Kimiko!

Kimiko, you have

redeemed yourself.

I am most proud.

Sabeeny won't be getting

out of here again.

Clay, how you feeling?

More tired than a

5-legged bronco

after a buckin' contest.

Well, the big fella's back.

You did well, Omi.

Thank you so much for

your assistance.

Are you giving up evil for good?

Things aren't

always that simple.

Then why did you want

to get rid of sabeeny?

Let's just say I did one

small thing for you.

One day, maybe you can

return the favor.

Hey, kid, time to go.

You ok?

I am most uncertain

But I hope so.

So what do you remember?

Not much.

We were playin' cards,

I went to bed, and

Now I'm here.

Well, that about covers it.

Master Fung: Kimiko?

Ok, so I accidentally

broke a Shen Gong Wu

and didn't tell anyone and

hid it under your bed

and then this gross, evil

earwig named sabeeny

crawled into your ear

and you were possessed by

an evil, annoying spirit.

But then we fought it

and had you beat up

and chased it out of your head

and trapped it forever

back where it came.

Whew! That's all.