02x18 - The Last Temptation of Raimundo

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Xiaolin Showdown!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Xiaolin Showdown.

I believe we have

chosen the perfect spot

for our new meditation garden.

I know a much faster

way to dig a trench.

Omi,give me the Orb.

I do not think that

is wise, Raimundo.

The Orb of Tornami takes

much discipline to master.

Yeah, yeah. My middle

name is discipline.

Orb of Tornami!

Whoooooooooa

Aah! Aah!

Sorry, but I think the

Orb is defective.

I'm pretty sure

something is defective,

and it's not the Orb!

And I am having

most serious doubts

that your middle name

is "discipline"!

Hey, kids,

check out the cool

light show in the sky.

Raimundo: It's just a comet.

Be wary of first

impressions, Raimundo.

Falcon's Eye.

As I feared

It the rare and

evil hailin comet.

Until it passes in 3 days,

you must not use

any Shen Gong Wu,

for this is a time

of great danger.

The only great danger

i sense is the one

where we have to do our chores

without any Wu.

Wuya: The Xiaolin

warriors will be tempted

to use their Shen Gong Wu.

If they do, the consequences

could be most evil!

But we can use ours, right?

No, you fool!

You mustn't touch them!

Even the Monkey Staff?

Especially the Monkey Staff!

Being evil is all

so complicated.

The Shen Gong Wu will

have a mind of their own

during this period.

Aah!

We must take advantage

of the opportunity

to help evil along.

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Remember, no Shen

Gong Wu for 3 days.

I know I speak for everyone

when I say you have my word.

In fact, there can

be no greater test

of our self-discipline.

With willpower and

our bare hands,

we can accomplish anything!

I am pleased you feel that way,

for our natural garden

would be even more natural

if the rocks and stream

were over there.

Aww aww aww

It is time to test the willpower

of the Xiaolin monks

and put my evil

plan into action.

Jack, Fire the laser.

Jack!

Aah!

Wuya, with you it's hard to tell

if I'm coming out of a nightmare

or going into one!

Just shut up and Fire the laser!

Uhh. I'd like to meet the dude

who said hard work

was good for you.

I'd pop him in the nose.

That is, if I could

raise my arms.

Volcano in Brazil!

That's tuberejo, my hometown!

Come on, Clay, wake up!

It's an emergency!

Uhh Clay!

Taters

Kimiko, wake up!

Omi?!

Ah, monkey strike.

Ooh

Sorry, guys,

but there's somethin'

i gotta do.

Golden Tiger Claws!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Sword of the Storm!

Cyclone Wind!

That's weird.

Unh! Unh! Uhh!

Uhh! aaa! Unh!

Uhh! Uhh! Unh!

Maybe we can talk this over.

aaa! aaa! Whoa!

Aah! Unh!

What do you want?

Help! Help!

Raimundo

Is there something you

would like to say?

Look, guys, it wasn't my fault.

There was this freak volcano

near my hometown.

I tried to tell you, but

you were all asleep,

and I kinda used some

Wu to save everyone.

And then there was

this big festival,

and everyone took turns

carrying me around,

uh, let me get this straight.

There just happened

to be a volcano

near your hometown,

where there just happened

to be a festival?

Do we look like we

were born next week?

But it's true!

And then the Golden Tiger Claws

wouldn't come off.

I couldn't control it.

Well, I believe him.

At least the "i could

not control it" part.

Maybe we'll just have

to give you a hand

gettin' that Wu off your hand.

Uhh!

Whoa!

Hey, over there!

Unh! Ooh!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Whoa!

Aah! Unh!

I can't help it!

This Wu has a mind of its own!

We must keep a careful watch

on our rebellious monk,

as his self-control

is no longer in control.

Uh, when was it ever in control?

We must not allow him near

any more Shen Gong Wu

until the comet has passed.

Huh! What? Huh?

I was just making

sure you were asleep.

Well, can you do it

without waking me

every few seconds?

Then how will I know?

Unh! Huh?

Huh?

Where am I?

What's goin' on?!

Oh, no. Not again!

Oh, no, you don't!

Unh! Uhh!

Unh! Oh! Oh! Uhh!

Oh! Uhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Unh! Unh!

Raimundo, shouting: No!

You can't make me!

Uhhhhhh.

Help! I'm being Wu-napped!

I warn you, Shen Gong Wu,

you are no match for

a Xiaolin w*r--

aah! Unh!

Aah! Aah!

Wuya: Amazing.

Yeah, and totally creepy.

No! I'm amazed it was

one of those fools

who used Shen Gong Wu

instead of my fool.

Easy, circus face!

Once enough Wu

attach to Raimundo,

he will lose what's

left of his willpower.

He will cease to exist.

So?

Then I will be able to possess

his Shen Gong Wu body!

At last I will be the

most powerful evil force

in the world!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Poor Rai.

We've got to find him

Just so I can give him

a piece of my mind!

We must not be too

hard on Raimundo.

It is the Shen Gong Wu

that is controlling him.

Yes, but if he had not used the golden

tiger claws in the first place,

we would not be down a

lake with no paddles!

Hey, kids, special

news bulletin.

I did a little

recon over Brazil,

and it turns out there

was a lava flow.

If it wasn't for a certain

hero we all know,

one village would be toast.

So Raimundo was

telling the truth?

That's a first!

I should have believed him.

We all should have, partner.

Yes, but I had the watch

when he wandered off.

He needed a true friend,

but all he had was me.

Huh?!

Raimundo, we have a

present for you.

Go ahead, Jack.

We're just going

to give Raimundo

the Glove of Jisaku?

No fight? No deposit? Nothing?!

That's exactly what

we're going to do.

Do it. I don't get it.

Super-evil boy genius, huh?

Who else would be

smart enough to cheat

on an I.Q. Test?!

No, I can't!

Wu: Yes, you can!

No. You can't make me!

Ow! Ow! Oh!

See? Raimundo's willpower

is already growing weak.

Whoa! Unh!

Nooooo!

Kimiko: Rai, wait!

You can't go with them!

It's fighting time, right?

Sit still, silly boy.

Omi: Raimundo, we

are all very sorry

about the things we said.

Yeah. And we're sorry

about not believing

how you saved your

hometown, buddy.

Please come back to the temple

so we can have you

De-wued.

IAmTrying!

Rrrrrr--aarrrrrr!

Raimundo, you may look

strange on the outside,

but I know inside you are still

a Xiaolin warrior.

Thanks, homey. Uhh.

Way to go.

You lost the Glove of Jisaku.

I knew it. The plan was stupid,

had no chance, and--

it went exactly as intended.

Oh.

That's what I thought.

Omi: Raimundo,

you are looking much better.

Your inner warrior has regained

much self-control over

the Shen Gong Wu.

Wu: Lick my feet, cue ball!

Raimundo: No, don't

listen to me!

Shut up!

You come from a family of apes!

Uh, can we be perfectly

Frankenstein with you?

Yeah, Rai doesn't look too good.

He looks patched together.

Not to mention huge,

freakish, and scary.

Remember, ugly is

only skin deep.

Dojo is a hideous

Fire-breathing dragon,

but look past that.

Ouch.

Innocent dragon caught

in the dis fest.

We'd better keep an eye on him.

At a safe distance.

Not to worry.

I hid all our Shen Gong Wu.

He would have no

way to find them,

even if he tried.

What's goin' on?!

Oh, no, it's the

Glove of Jisaku!

It is attracting

all the Wu I hid.

Aah! Uhh!

We have to do something

while there's something

of Rai left to save.

Raimundo, we have

everything under control.

Uhh!

Clay: Hold it right there!

You are goin' nowhere, partner.

Not without goin'

through us first.

Rrrrrrr

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Uh, perhaps that was not

the best choice of words.

Wuya: It won't be long

until I possess his body

all to myself.

Soon I will be the most

powerful creature on Earth.

But I get to keep

the Monkey Staff?

I'll put this so even

you can understand.

You can be my first

loyal subject

or the first boy

genius I destroy!

I choose loyal subject?

Master Fung: The hailin

comet has at last passed.

It is now safe to use

the Shen Gong Wu

to rescue Raimundo.

Yeah, what's left of him.

But how can we stop him?

He beat us before,

and he's only gotten stronger

and grosser.

Remember, it will

be 4 against one.

Wait a minute, 4?

I still believe Raimundo

will be fighting with us

from the inside.

The time has come.

His body has lost all

of its self-will.

Say good-bye to Raimundo

and hello to your empress of evil.

Heh heh heh heh.

Um, once you become Raimundo,

are you a he or a she?

Uhh!

I just want to get my

pronouns straight.

Omi: Not so fast!

Jack, stop them!

My Jackbots are in the

shop for a tune-up.

Oh, you wimp!

Wuya: Fine, I'll

handle this myself!

Wuya: I'm afraid

you are too late.

Wuya?

In the Wu.

Wuya, we challenge

you to a 4-way

all or nothing cosmic

clash Xiaolin Showdown

for Raimundo!

Um, is that possible?

Hmm. According to the

official rule book,

you can be played for

if you're over 1/2 Wu

and look kind of freakish.

It's on page 121.

Rrrrrrr!

We wager the Tangle Web Comb,

Lotus Twister, and

Fist of Tebigong

against your Helmet of Jong,

Third arm Sash, and

Mantis Flip Coin.

Agreed.

The game is steal the Wu.

Whoever knocks all the

Wu from the other first

wins.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

Oh, my house!

Dojo will be the keeper

of the Shen Gong Wu

until all is done.

Really?

I've never been part

of a showdown before.

Just find a place

where you won't get

in the way, partner.

I pick Hawaii.

Sweet!

All: Gong yi tan pai!

Fist of Tebigong!

Third arm Sash!

Whoa!

Way to go, Wuya!

Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!

Tangle Web Comb!

Wu: Mantis Flip Coin!

Ouch.

Aah!

And now I have 2.

Yes! Looks like it's all over.

So much evil, and an

eternity to enjoy it.

Lotus Twister!

Third arm Sash!

Hyah!

Mantis Flip Coin!

Careful, Omi.

We're plum down to our last Wu.

She can see our every move.

We must confuse her.

Unh! Uhh!

Hyah! Uhh!

Lotus Twister!

Aah!

Incoming!

Wuya: Shroud of Shadows!

Hey, that's cheating!

That wasn't one of the

Shen Gong Wu wagered!

Wuya: You're fighting evil.

What do you expect?

How do we fight an

enemy we can't see?

By relying on a friend

who we can't see,

but I am sure is still there.

All: Dragon excumai formation!

Raimundo: Dragon

Excumai formation.

He heard us!

Remember, Raimundo,

a warrior's real power

is his inner power.

Rrrrrrr Wuya:

What's happening?!

Hyah!

Aah!

Omi: Good to have you back.

Kimiko: Sorry we

ever doubted you.

Clay: You sure had us

worried for a spell.

Hey, usually I'm the

one who messes up

a Xiaolin Showdown.

Looks like the shoe is

on a different foot

If you had a foot. Heh heh.

Rrrrrr!

Aaaaaaah!

Clay: It's great to have you

back in one piece, Rai,

and I mean only one piece.

I'm just glad to have

Wuya out of my system.

Uh, so to speak. Yech!

I see Raimundo has

accepted your apologies

for not believing him.

Nice form!

Raimundo, I promise from now on,

whenever you humiliate yourself

in failure,

I will believe you.

Oh, thanks, dude.

No matter how ridiculous

or unbelievable your excuse.

Pppbbbfffttt!