02x21 - The New Order

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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

Clay: Dojo, can you

slow down just a mite?

Don't sweat it, cowboy.

This is China.

I know these mountains

like the back of my hand.

Kimiko: But you don't

have hands, Dojo.

Good point.

All: Aah!

Oh! My stomach. I think

I left it outside.

Incoming!

All: Aah!

Don't just stand there

picking your nose, you big oaf!

Keep throwing!

Aah!

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Stuck with a one-eyed halfwit.

Oh! That was close.

I'd say it was more

than just close. Huh?

Well, looky there.

It's the Shen Gong Wu.

Rargh!

Time to kick ogre butt.

Typhoon boom! Wind!

Argh!

Unh! Seismic kick! Earth!

Argh! Ooh! Ow!

Hold it! Aah!

Oof! Ha ha ha!

Ha! Nice try, Jack Spicer,

but I believe the

Shen Gong Wu is mine.

Oh, give me a break!

I worked my fingers to the

bone to get here first

and I Wind up with bupkes. Aah!

Aah!

Oh! Aah!

Nice catch, Dojo!

What did you have for lunch?!

Jack's no threat anymore.

No Wuya, no Jackbots,

just a big one-eyed loser.

We kicked his butt.

The map of evil

may have changed,

but that does not mean there

is no longer any threat.

There is still Chase Young.

And now Wuya is with him.

That will only

make him stronger.

You may have beaten

Chase Young once,

but he was not defeated.

To eat rotten egg rolls

once is difficult.

To eat them twice

is another thing.

What does that mean?

Who knows? Just do what I do.

Smile and nod.

They all think they

have me beat, huh?

MonksLosers.

WuyaUgly loser.

Chase YoungWell,

he is kind of cool.

But I am Jack Spicer,

price of darkness,

and I have a plan. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, stop that!

You're not allowed to evil laugh

until you can do it neatly.

Wuya: You didn't even

bother to go after

the last 3 Shen Gong Wu.

I am not interested in

your little magical toys.

When I feel like it,

I'll get you some.

Right now I have more

important matters,

like delivering young

Omi to our evil ways.

I don't understand.

Why are you wasting your time

with that runt of a monk?

That is exactly the point.

You don't understand!

Kindly leave me to my plans.

Ah! Such command,

such authority.

Why, if I were 500 years

younger and had a body

Grr.

According to my tongue,

that by the way

has a coat harrier than

a woolly mammoth

The Wu shu visor is in sight.

Where? Somewhere in the sand.

That shouldn't be

so hard to find

In our lifetime.

Uh-oh! I think I spotted it.

Why "uh-oh?"

Because Chase Young

has spotted it first.

I believe that is ours!

I like your spunk, little one.

Care to try to take it from me?

Perhaps you would like to take

the Shen Gong Wu from me

with my back turned.

If there's one thing

I can't stand

it's a c*ck evildoer.

All: Dragon x-kumei formation!

Hyah!

Mmm. Isn't he a work of art?

Hyah!

So, we meet again.

Uh, nice cats.

Yeah. Sure hope

they're well fed.

Monkey face!

Lizard eyes!

Rooster kick!

Leopard strike!

Rising snake!

Yaah!

Hyah!

You've learned well.

Now show me something

I don't know.

Say hello to my little friend.

Is this the best

you can do, Jack?

Aaaahhh! Aagghh!

The idea is adequate,

but the execution is lacking,

as are you.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I've got something

that you don't.

Very small hands?

No. The sphere of yun.

Hah!

Who's your evil bad dude now?

I'm bad. I'm bad.

I not only have Chase captured,

I have his powers, too.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Let me check.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. He's right!

The sphere of yun not only

traps its subject in a cage,

but gives its possessor control

of its possessees' possessions.

Cool. That's a mouthful.

Which means the jungle cats

are now in my control.

Hyah!

Here, kitty, kitties.

That's a good kitty.

Come to papa Jack.

Aah!

Don't bite off more than

you can chew, Spicer.

It may come back to bite you.

Oh? Oh, yeah?

So tell me,

who would you rather

be right now,

me or you? Ha ha ha!

Ba-a-ll!

I can't believe it.

Score one for the guy

with all the makeup.

Hmm?

Ahhh.

AhhhHa ha

Ohhh

AhhhAh.

Yeah.

I gotta hand it to you,

this is one fine crib,

and now it's my crib.

You should count

your good fortune

While it lasts.

Ooooohh!

I'm so scared.

I wasn't good enough

to work with you.

But you're not in

charge anymore,

Mr. high and dragon

mighty, are you?

I'm in charge.

Jack Spicer.

What you say?

Jack Spicer--

that's right!

Could you keep it down?

I think I'll get some sleep.

Where's your evil

super-genius now?

Asleep in a cage like a parrot.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, Jack,

you know you were

always my favorite.

AhhAhhAhhAhh--

yo, Einstein!

Saddle up!

It's time we spread some

of our evil fortune.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Aah ha ha ha ha ha!

Aah ha ha ha ha!

Aaah ha ha ha!

All of the powers of Chase Young

and all the idiocy

of Jack Spicer

What a scary combination.

Maybe he will finally be satisfied

and quit his evil ways.

Oh!

If you are here to surrender,

you are most welcome.

Otherwise, prepare for defeat.

"Otherwise, prepare for defeat."

You're more fool

yourself than me.

Jungle cats, entertain

my little friends.

All: Dragon x-kumei formation!

Hyah!

Arrgh!

Ohh!

Cyclops, to the vault!

Huh? Hu-u-uh?

Aaah!

Ooh, the flying crane

hokaido masher move.

Ugh!

Master Fung, are you all right?

I am fine.

I am just not as young

as I used to be.

We must get to the

vault at once.

Uh

Ha ha ha. Ha ha.

Eeyuu.

Unh!

Arrggh!

Omi: Jack Spicer!

You got away from the cats

sooner than I expected.

That is because nobody expects the

flying crane hokaido masher move!

Anyway, it's been real, but we

got places to go and evil to do.

One-eyed freak, giddyap!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Gee, it's not too bad.

Most of the Wu's still here.

Not too bad? It was a disaster.

I've got cat spit in places I

don't even like to think about.

Fighting Jack is one thing,

but those jungle

cats are too much!

We may never win

another Shen Gong Wu.

It was better when

Chase had the power.

At least he did not

go after the Wu.

What are you talking about?

He's the enemy, Omi.

I was simply talking out loud.

I meant nothing.

I must do this alone.

If I am wrong,

at least my friends will not

have to share in my mistake.

Golden Tiger Claws!

I didn't realize it

was visiting hours.

I--i have not come for a visit.

So why are you here?

To rescue you!

Reversing Mirror!

And now there's

something I must do.

Thank me?

Destroy you.

You really should be more

careful who you trust.

That seems only to be a

problem when I trust you.

Red ball Tsunami!

You learned well from

our last encounter.

Well, I was taught by the best.

Thank you.

I was speaking of Master Fung.

So have you reconsidered

my offer to join me?

No. I owed you a favor,

and now I have repaid it.

You may be closer than

you think to joining me

with that little white lie.

I do not lie!

Really?

You mean you didn't free me

for your own self-interest

to stop that nitwit Jack Spicer?

WellMaybeA little.

Isn't that what

evil is all about?

A lie here, a

little bad there

Suddenly it's so easy.

Dojo, what's wrong?

What in the wild Bob

west is going on?

It's round guy. He's gone!

Oh, no! Omi must've gone

to fight Jack on his own!

That little feller has more

pride than a dog has fleas.

We got to hurry.

Omi may need us.

Dismount!

Hey, hey, hey!

How's it going,

Mr. I-used-to-be- somebody-evil?

It goes well.

And you?

Better than you can say, loser.

Ha ha!

Has been, old evil relic,

old evil doo-doo head!

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Ha haHa

Hey, hey, how'd you get

all the way over here

when I left you over there?

Please don't hurt me!

I'm frail and I bruise easily.

I was always with you, Chase.

At least in spirit.

There's one thing

I want to know.

Yes, anything.

Who would you rather

be right now?

You

Or me?

You.

Care to watch, Omi?

No!

This is my battle.

Return the Shen Gong Wu now

or suffer a humiliating defeat.

Oh, that's right.

g*ng up on the weakling.

Stand back!

I have Wu and I'm not

afraid to use them.

Star Hanabi.

Tangle Web Comb!

Third arm Sash?

Waah! Waah! Ooh! Aah!

Don't just stand

there, you big oaf!

Get him!

Much obliged, though I

had it under control.

Those are my stolen

Shen Gong Wu.

I'm going to blast you

into next Saturday.

Hey, how did Chase get out?

Kimiko: What's going on?

Well, you see

I, uh

Came here to, uh

Take back the Shen Gong Wu.

What?

I challenge you to a

Xiaolin Showdown!

But I--

I wager the Shroud of Shadows.

And you?

Uh, I wager the Orb of Tornami.

The game is a test of skill,

follow the leader,

kung fu style.

Whoever falls first loses.

Agreed.

Let's go.

Xiaolin Showdown!

All: Gong yi tan pai!

Jumping tiger, hidden monkies!

Interesting, but

not so difficult.

Big deal. I could do

that if I wanted to.

You can't even tie your

shoelaces without instructions.

Try this one.

Bison stomping crane. Hyah!

Ha! Piece of pie!

Piece of cake.

Way to go, Omi!

Really nice move!

Rooster calling sun!

Wasp stinging flower.

Mosquito at rest.

Mosquito climbing tree.

Duck eating crackers.

Grasshopper doing dog paddle.

They have got to be

making this stuff up.

"Grasshopper doing dog paddle."

Right here in black and white.

Right next to "spider

doing hokey-pokey."

You have come far, little monk.

Far enough to win this showdown.

Really? Butterfly fools

moth on cypress tree.

Shroud of Shadows.

Whoa!

All: Look out!

Aah!

Moth not fooled.

Losing your nerve, little one?

No, but you are

losing the contest.

Tornado strike!

Ice!

Aah--aah--aah!

Ohh!

It appears you win.

Yes, it does.

You got to teach me duck

eatin' crackers sometime.

Again we meet,

and again we come to

no final solution.

Hey, Omi beat you

fair and square.

If you say so.

Thank you.

You all right, Omi?

Oh, yes. I am very much top tip.

I think you mean tip top.

Ok.

I was wondering.

Did I really win

or did he just let me win?

Why would Chase let you win?

Yeah. It's not like you

ever did anything for him.

Huh?