02x26 - Saving Omi

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Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

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Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

Omi: Previously on

Xiaolin Showdown

Master Fung: The Ying

Yo-Yo acts as a portal

to the ying Yang world,

a parallel universe

with laws of its own.

Its powers are not

fully understood.

One day Omi will

grow strong enough

to defeat me.

If not delivered to the

side of darkness soon,

I will have no choice

but to destroy him.

Where is Master Fung?

He's gone!

You are here about Master Fung.

He's missing, and

you must travel

to the ying Yang world

and I will help you.

I believe this is what

you've been looking for.

Ying Yo-Yo!

Chase: Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Only one person stood by me,

believed in me, and trusted me.

That is where I choose to go.

The prophecy has been realized.

Now that you have

chosen the Heylin way,

I will rule the world

with you at my side.

Clay: Sure is funny

how much the world

can change in a day.

How is this possible?

Omi of all people turning

to the dark side?

Yeah, the smart money

would have been

on Raimundo again. No offense.

None taken.

Even I would have

taken that bet.

The little cheese

ball has always been

straight as an arrow.

Oops.

There! He looks

10 years younger.

Maybe the answer's hidden in

one of those ancient scrolls.

Ok, we'll check it

out right after

I finish flossing

Master Fung's teeth.

You might want to stand back.

This can get pretty messy.

Very interesting.

It says here that

Alexander the great

had 7 toes on one foot

and 3 on the other.

What about Omi?

Oh, I'm pretty sure

he has five on each,

but I've never taken

a close look.

This is getting us nowhere.

I can't make out half the stuff

in these dang scrolls.

Penmanship.

Never a strong suit

of the great masters.

Well, we can't quit.

There's got to be

something we can do.

Well, I know what I got to do.

Time for Master

Fung's scalp massage.

Omi: Uhh!

Hyah! Hyah!

Shadow of mine,

you are no match!

Hyah! Hyah!

Wuya, will you fight me?

Even if I had a body, no.

Perhaps you would like a rest?

I have no time to rest.

I must fight.

Hyah! Hyah!

I promise you, Omi,

you will have plenty

of time to fight.

If only I did not have to sleep.

I could fight 7-24.

Hyah! Hyah!

While I admire your

dedication, Omi,

you will need to start choosing

your battles more wisely.

As long as I get to

fight, fight, fight!

From now on, you will

remain at my side

fighting only for

the dark forces.

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

We are destined to take evil

to an entirely new level,

but first you must swear

to me your loyalty.

I do swear my loyalty to you.

Now can we fight?

Hyah! Hyah!

Harness your skills wisely.

And use them to

defeat the enemy,

not just your shadow.

What's wrong with him?

He was less annoying when he was

on the side of good.

For a fallen warrior, his

dark side isn't so dark.

I will have to accustom

our new friend

to the ways of evil.

Look what Vlad find

hiding in bushes like rodent.

Here, cyclops! You want new toy?

Hey, put me down!

This is no way to treat a

super evil boy genius!

Ooh!

Oh, that's nice.

Cyclops cooties.

Why are you here?

My friends are gone. I've

got nobody to play with.

I guess I'm kind of lonely.

Cyclops, put him down now.

To what depths of humiliation

are you willing to sink

in order to stay?

Just name it and I'm there.

I'll even eat a bug.

What is this, the wayward

home for evil wannabes?

Rise, worm. You can stay.

Really? Thank you.

In your own idiotic way,

you helped make all

this possible.

That's the nicest thing

anyone has ever said to me.

Let go or I'll let cyclops

chew on you for a while.

Now, make yourself useful

and change cyclops.

He's soiled himself again.

And when you're done,

be sure to bury the

treasure deep.

Ohh! Hyah!

Hey, guys, there's something

you really should see!

When the temple was attacked,

dojobot recorded everything.

Master Fung always did

enjoy movie night.

Chase Young, what

are you doing here?

Just taking care of business.

Evil business.

Ying Yo-Yo!

Look, I insist.

I'll give back all

of the cool gifts

you ever gave me.

Hyah! Uhh!

Hey, that's me getting

my butt handed to me.

How come I don't

remember any of this?

Funny you should ask.

Uhh!

Wushan geyser!

Here it is. The wushan geyser.

It erases your enemy's memory

and it's good for quick escapes

like when you accidentally

spill hot chocolate

on Master Fung's lap.

Ok, I get the wushan geyser

but how did Chase

corral the Ying Yo-Yo?

Jack had that Wu.

I'm not so sure.

I'll bet that Chase

Young grabbed it

when we were all fighting.

And later, he switched it back

to make it look like

Jack had it all along.

I believe this is what

you've been looking for.

That Chase Young is not

only a sneaky outlaw,

but a busy one.

Now what?

I am ready to fight.

Let us fight.

Fight, fight, fight! Hyah! Hyah!

Omi! Omi!

This is all Chase Young's doing.

Raimundo: He lied to you.

He's the one who

snatched Master Fung.

You haven't been yourself

since you went into

the ying Yang world.

Something's happened to you!

Do you reckon he

understands anything

we're telling him?

Yes, I understand everything.

Enough of your

mindless chitter chat.

Bring it off!

Bring it on.

Off, on, just bring it.

I do not have all day.

Hyah! Hyah!

Whoo! Little fella

seems scrappier

than a two-headed

cat at a dog show.

Have at it, Omi.

You've earned it.

Hyah!

Uhh!

I've got a notion this is

gonna hurt me more than you.

Lasso Boa Boa!

Hyah!

Floozy sh**ter!

Hyah!

You know, if I wasn't me,

I could be someone else.

Like cyclops.

Ha ha ha!

Web spitter!

Uhh!

Oops! Sorry, guys.

Uhh!

See, Omi, just as I taught you.

The Shen gon Wu are

merely a crutch

for true power.

Maybe we should

get you a helmet.

At least they didn't take much.

More than you think.

Is it bad?

You know how bad things are now?

Yeah.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

The Serpent's Tail

is also missing.

That can only mean one thing.

Chase: Serpent's Tail activate!

Excellent work, Chase.

It's good to be

all-powerful again.

Rise, my rock creatures.

I said rise, my rock creatures!

What's going on?

You don't think

I'd be so foolish

as to restore you to

your full powers?

You don't trust me?

The very qualities that make you

a worthy partner in

evil make you, well

Highly untrustworthy.

True.

I guess I would have

done the same thing.

There, all cleaned up

fresh as a newborn Baby.

Now for the hard part.

You really should

appreciate me more.

What's this?

Kids!

Kids, look what I found

in Master Fung's feet!

Just tell me it's not moving.

It's the missing

piece of the scroll.

I must've used it

to patch that hole

in Master Fung's sandal.

And you just found it?

There are some places

I try to avoid.

So what does it say?

It turns out that the Ying Yo-Yo

is actually one of

two Shen Gong Wu:

The Ying Yo-Yo and

the Yang Yo-Yo.

When leaving the

ying Yang world,

you must have both Wu

or the good part of you

will be left behind.

In a bottle so big with a

personalized chi label.

What about Master Fung?

He must have put himself

in a meditative state

to keep his evil side locked up.

Only his chi can awaken him.

Well, then we'll just have to go

into the ying Yang world

and find both Omi and

Master Fung's chi.

Hold on there, little lady.

If we do that, won't

we Wind up like Omi?

Not if you have the Yang Yo-Yo.

Last I remember,

it's somewhere in the

ying Yang world.

Uh, maybe.

All you have to do is find it

if it's there.

But not to worry, I'm

certain it's there.

Just not 100% certain.

Good enough for me. Let's go.

But first we've got to get

the Ying Yo-Yo back from Chase.

Huh?

It may be time to use

our secret weapon,

the sweet Baby among us.

But we've never used

that Shen Gong Wu.

What does it do?

Guess we'll find out.

Sweet Baby among us!

Huh?

Aah!

Go, Baby!

Aah!

Whoa!

That Baby sure packs a wallop.

Whoa!

Chase: We've been expecting you.

And right on time.

Check it and weep, Baby.

No place to run.

Orb of Tornami!

Sword of the Storm!

Rely on your martial art skills.

Tornado strike!

Hyah!

Thorn of thunderbolt!

Reversing Mirror!

Uhh! Huh?

Ying Yo-Yo!

Hey! Something's got me!

It feels slimy!

Ohh!

Aah!

It is. It's Jack Spicer.

Look, Chase, I got 'em!

I got 'em!

Ha ha ha! Now let's finish them.

Chase? Uh, Chase?

I surrender! Don't hit me!

Relax, no one's gonna touch you

as long as you stop

slobbering all over my boots.

Omi: Hello, my

wonderful friends.

Omi! Whoa.

Your head's even

bigger than before.

Yes, but it is not bigger

than the joy I feel

towards all of you.

If I had arms, I would

give you all a hug.

If I had legs, I

would leap for joy.

Well, you don't, partner.

You're just one big

floating head.

The ying Yang world is

a most wondrous place.

It is only limited by

one's imagination.

Maybe you can just

point the way.

Then I suggest we go up.

None of the bottles are marked.

How are we supposed to

know whose chi is who's?

In the ying Yang world,

the right chi will

reveal itself.

I'm guessing it's

not a coincidence.

Master Fung, I'll

take care of your chi

like it was very own.

Uhh!

Huh?

What was that?

I didn't see anything.

Yeah, me neither.

Now all we got to do is

find the Yang Yo-Yo.

We could look forever

and never find it.

Man, this place may be

even bigger than Texas.

Though not likely.

Well, since Dojo hid the Wu,

we should look in the last place

that we would expect to find it.

Uh, how about second

to last place?

Even Dojo wouldn't hide

it in the last place.

That's why everything

sounded so muffled.

Thanks.

Ying Yang Yo-Yo!

Hey, watch where you're--

I see you have come to fight.

Fight, fight, fight!

I've got an idea. Keep Omi busy.

Manchurian musca!

Uhh! Uhh!

Changing Chopsticks!

Huh?

Seismic kick!

Uhh!

Aah! Uhh!

Heylin power!

Tsunami strike! Water!

Lasso Boa Boa!

Uh-oh.

Uhh! Uhh!

Uhh!

Aah!

Give it back!

Hyah! Hyah! Whoo!

Uhh!

Reversing Mirror!

Reversing Mirror!

Uhh! Aah!

Uhh!

What?

Uhh! Huh?

Aah!

Heylin power.

Tsunami Water blade, ice!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Kimiko: Manchurian musca.

Jack: Changing chopsticks.

Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay,

I was ready to humiliate

you in battle,

but I have no idea why.

It's ok, Omi.

It's just good to have you back.

Omi, I missed you so.

Ok, now I am most confused.

Jack brought the

Reversing Mirror

into the ying Yang world.

Instead of coming out whole,

he must have left

behind all of his evil.

I hate to interrupt such

a nauseating moment,

but we have some serious

evil left on the agenda.

You have got no hold on Omi.

He's got his chi back,

and you ain't getting

your grubby hands on it.

Omi swore his loyalty to me.

He wasn't himself back then.

Omi is going nowhere

except back home with us.

One-eyed Wind!

Uhh!

Uhh! Uhh!

Uhh!

Monsoon Sandals.

Aah!

Heylin memory recall!

I do swear my loyalty to you.

Wait.

Chase Young is right.

As a Xiaolin monk, I

am bound by my word.

I have no choice but to stay.

Ohh!

As you can see, Omi

belongs to me.

Now and forever.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Chase: Ha ha ha!