03x06 - Oil in the Family

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

How I miss soaring the skies

as a disembodied head.

Sometimes you don't appreciate

what you don't have

until you have it.

Being evil was so much easier

when I wasn't flesh!

No bathing, no makeup

no midnight trips

to the evil, little girls' room.

I'm sensing a new Shen Gong Wu

the Rio Reverso.

I must find a way to--

To what?

Find more Shen Gong Wu?

No, to..

change my hairstyle.

I was thinking big hair

really big hair.

You better change your attitude

or you won't have any hair.

He doesn't trust me, does he?

Which is exactly why

I must get

to the Rio Reverso first!

Crow, how would you like

to work with me a while?

It's the Rio Reverso..

a tricky little Wu

that can turn any object

back into its original form!

Looks like we got

the usual unwelcome company.

Jackbots, attack!

Find the Wu, Dojo

while we punish their watches.

Clean their clocks.

Excellent. Let them

fight one another.

Soon the Shen Gong Wu

will be all mine!

Wudai Crater Earth!

Wudai Neptune Water!

boom

Now, where could that Wu be?

Check out the spring in my step.

Wudai Mars, fire!

Wudai Star Wind!

Perhaps Jack could use

a little help.

Ruby of Ramses.

Hey, guys, I found it!

It's right over..

Hey, the Jack man did it!

I guess I don't know

my own evil strength.

whirr whirr

It'll be safe enough with Jack

and easy enough to retrieve.

I don't know what hurts more.

My butt or getting my butt

kicked by Jack Spicer.

At least Jack did not take

our dignity.

Remember, success

is how high you bounce

when you hit bottom.

Here we go.

Another lesson on why

getting our butts kicked

is good for us.

Raimundo, it is not

the winning or the losing

but the journey itself.

No, it's the winning!

Journeys are for tourists!

I say, we raid Spicer

and take back our Wu!

Patience, young monk.

A house built on no foundation

is a house surely to crumble.

We're not building a house!

We're fighting evil and we're

losing to the second team!

And I don't like losing!

How cool is this!

Rio Reverso!

And now, to answer

the greatest question of all..

"Which came first?"

Rio Reverso!

cluck

Perhaps there are things

we're not meant to know.

Looks like someone made a mess!

I'll just use the Wu

to put you back new.

'Rio Reverso!'

So that's where they all went.

Another mystery solved.

'And my own baby dinosaur.'

This is so cool!

I can create my own

evil army of dinosaurs!

I've always wanted my own

evil army of dinosaurs.

Something so evil

should never be left to someone

so pathetic.

Soon the Shen Gong Wu

will all be mine

and Chase Young

will be bowing to me.

Wuya..

you are far too predictable.

Nice security.

Whoa!

Easy there, boys,

or whatever you are.

Meet my crack security team.

Dino-Dude.

'Dino-Dash'

'and Dino-Gal.'

Aren't they dino-cute?

What exactly do they dino-want?

Dino-meal, of course.

Hey, can we knock off

the dino-talk?

It's really annoying.

chomp

It's too bad you're dino-alone.

They've really dino-worked up

a dino-appetite!

clang creak

You are going to chew

on that sentence, Jack Spicer!

I think the little fella means

eat those words.

You guys are just in time

for dinner.

And guess who's the main course?

We can take these

overgrown lizards easy.

Still feeling c*ck, Kimiko?

Din-din, dinos.

Bon appetit!

growl growl

screech screech

sniff sniff

Ingrates! They were nothing

but little puddles of oil

when I found them.

And that's what we're gonna

turn you into, a little puddle.

I still have backup plan,

you know?

All-all evil geniuses

have a backup plan.

Yeah. Jackbots, attack!

Jack's backup plan

sounds a lot

like the same old plan.

whirr whirr

How about

a little this, buddy?

boom

Hey, girlie boy is getting away

with Rio Reverso!

vroom vroom

vroom vroom

Wudai Star Wind!

screech

Ruby of Ramses!

Hey, no fair!

That's my Wu!

Didn't I teach you anything?

Evildoers do not whine.

I'm not whining.

I'm making an argument.

Now, give it..

Give it back!

The jig is down!

You are at the top of your rope!

Spoon over that Wu.

I-I got it!

The jig is up.

You're at the end of your rope.

Fork over the Wu!

Very good, Jack.

Now, let me tell you

what you have won.

Ruby of Ramses!

I'd love to stay and gloat,

but I have evil to do.

No fair!

That's my evil thought.

This is all my fault.

I should have waited

until we had a plan.

No, we were all just as

anxious to go after Jack.

I am just glad

it was not actually

Jack Spicer who beat us.

But, Wuya, at least now

the world makes sense.

Orb of Tornami! Ice!

Thanks.

But now that Wuya's got the

Reverso we got bigger problems.

So we can defeat

a few dinosaurs.

It's not like they were,

squirrels.

No, the old hag

won't think small like that

she'll be thinking..

Yeah, anyway, Raimundo

where I come from

we have a saying

"Follow the oil."

E-excuse me, um, Chaser.

No closer, worm.

What is it?

I know what it's like

having disloyal partners.

It seems like I go through

two or three a week.

Remain standing, Spicer.

Anyway, I was thinking,

may be we could help

each other out.

I've put a tracker

on the Rio Reverso

before Wuya stole it from me.

Pretty evil.

So Wuya has the Rio Reverso.

And I know right where it is.

Which means

I know where Wuya is.

Maybe if I help you,

I can have my Rio Reverso back.

Please.

An amusing proposition, Spicer.

Sorry, must have

sat on my bottled water.

Now, be a useful insect

and take me to Wuya

and the Rio Reverso is yours.

Looks like evil-boy genius has

gained some respect around here.

Rio Reverso!

'Looks like

we're too late.'

Time for evasive action.

What kind of evasive action?

I don't have the slightest idea!

What happened?

I feel so much pressure

in my head.

Sorry, partner.

That would be me.

chomp chomp chomp

Now, do exactly as I say.

Eat the young monks

starting with the yummy-looking

little cheese ball.

I am no cheese ball,

I am a Xiaolin Warrior!

Easy there, partner.

I think she's a little out

of your weight class.

Nice choppers.

The way you care for your teeth,

I'm surprised you went extinct.

He he he.

Could use a mint, though.

Chase,

what a delightful surprise.

My my, that isn't Shen Gong Wu

in your hand, is it?

This? It's a gift for you.

Now,

you've spoiled everything.

Liar liar, pants on fire!

You stole that from me.

And you stole my idea too.

That dinosaur should be mine.

Okay, you can have him.

You ratted me out, Jack.

You fink!

Yeah, well, Chase and I

are now teamed up.

How do you like those apples?

So much crisscrossing.

This proves there's truly

no honor among thieves.

T-Rex, now you be a good lizard

and rip them all to pieces!

Eagle Scope.

I say I am famished.

I feel like I haven't had

a crumpet to eat

in 16 million years.

Chase, what have you done?

Do you really think

you can buy me

with ruddy sugar cubes,

little git?

Just giving T-Rex

a new outlook on things.

Wait. Chase, help me.

I think you can handle

things from here.

Enjoy your evil meal deal.

I knew we'd make a great team.

So what's on the agenda, CY?

When you're done with her

here's something else

to chew on.

sniff sniff

What is that simply yummy aroma?

Just like chicken.

No, that's just my new cologne.

Chi-chicken.

We cannot just stand by

and watch Wuya and Jack

be chewed up by a big dinosaur.

You're right. Someone better get

the camcorder.

Ruby of Ramses.

Ruby of Ramses.

No!

Jack, use your Shen Gong Wu!

Changing Chopsticks.

chomp

Not on me, you fool!

Changing Chopsticks.

Rio..

Now, where was I, ducky?

Yes, I was getting me

some sweets.

Dojo, you're practically

one of them critters.

Have any ideas?

I beg your pardon.

That's like me saying

you're practically a monkey

'just because she speaks

with a British accent'

'doesn't make her smart.'

'Like a dragon,

we fly, breathe fire'

chew with our mouths closed.

Time to kick some Dino Butt!

Shimo Staff!

Whoa-a!

Blade of the Nebula!

Whoa!

Big Bang Meteorang!

clang

Arrow Sparrow!

Please.

I take my tea hotter than that.

'Wudai Fire Shield!'

kaboom

Cool.

Looks like it's time to make

some new chums.

If we don't do something

we could wind up

the ones extinct.

I got us into this,

but this time I've got a plan.

clang clang

T-Rex, I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown.

My Ruby of Ramses against

your Changing Chopsticks.

Jolly, good,

the game is Jurassic Chess.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

fee

Gong Yi Tanpai!

Velociraptor to Trackadon three

Ruby of Ramses.

Benko's Opening.

You think you're rather clever.

Velociraptor to T-Rex three.

Benko's Opening,

Reversed Alekhine.

As I expected.

Triceratops

to Diplodocus three.

'Ruby of Ramses!'

'Changing Chopsticks.'

I never knew Raimundo

was a chess player.

I never knew Raimundo could do

anything using his head.

- How do you think he's doing?

- Chess was never my game.

I'm more of a Tic-Tac-Toe

kind of dragon.

'Stegosaurus to

Brontosaurus five!'

Ruby of Ramses!

Hi-yah! Raimundo!

Whoa!

Lovely, you fell

right into my trap.

No, I'm afraid

you fell into my trap.

Ruby of Ramses!

Sorry, Dino,

but that's check and mate.

'No!'

Ye-es! Way to go, Raimundo!

- Whoo-hoo.

- He he.

I never saw anyone whoop

a dinosaur before.

Yeah, chess is a lot more

physical than I thought.

What are we gonna do with her?

We can't just turn

her back into oil.

We can't just

set her free either.

What if we take her back

to the temple?

What are y'all talking about?

Master Fung can barely feed me.

I think he will not mind.

Changing Chopsticks.

It's funny,

but they were a lot cuter

when they're the size

of your pinky.

What a Dojo.