01x01 - The Journey of a Thousand Miles

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Thousands of years ago

a furious battle was waged between the
great and Noble Shaolin Dragon Dashi

and the evil Heylin witch, Wuya

this was the first Xiaolin Showdown

Wuya Pitted her dark magic against
Dashi and his mystical power objects

the Shen Gong Wu.

In the end

Dashi triumph and Wuya was forever
imprison in a simple wooden puzzle box

the threat diverted Dashi spread
his Shen Gong Wu around the earth

for Generations they have secretly
maintaining the balance of Good and Evil

and the long line of Xaolin dragons
has stood ready to face evil

should that balance ever shift

Omi, time to come in young Monk

But Master Fung, my lotus strike ends
in eighth of an inch to the left

As a Xiaolin dragon of the water

You'e not a dragon yet, Omi

Yes, but I've been
chosen to become one

and that means striving for
and obtaining perfection

it also means having the
sense to get out of the rain

Come young monk,
there are things I must tell you

Calling it quits kid

that lotus strike was
pulling to the left

Dojo, don't you have a scroll
you're supposed to be guarding?

The ancient scroll of the Shen Gong Wu?

Come on.

fifteen-hundred years I've been watching it
and all its is gathered dust.

each day holds new
surprises Dojo Kanojo Cho

Okay, I'm going

Speaking of surprises,

I have one for you Omi

new students are joining the temple

new students?

This has never happened before.

Atleast, not in my lifetime.

can I teach them to walk
on their fingers Master

or how to blend into the shadows

or maybe walk on walls
and ceilings too.

perhaps young monk...
perhaps

- Omi, I would like you to meet raimundo
- Sup

- Kimiko
- he said that

hey... no way

- and Clay
- Howdy

Master, where are the new students?

Right in front of you, Omi.

They are not what I expected

the best things in life rarely are

You are right Master

Welcome my new and
strangely attired friends

I must be going young ones

I can see there is much
teaching to be done here.

Yes Master, much teaching indeed.

The key is balance,
if you are a beginner

you might want to start with three fingers

Just curious

when will we need this?

try never

Okay, I'll email it to you

is there a Net Connection around?

No? No worries

I'll go Wi-Fi.

What is that?

Is it magic?

It is a PDA

I'm sending a message
to a friend in Tokyo

a secret message?

No. I'm just telling her I
met a very strange kid who

apparently doesn't know about
personal space issues.

Really? Who?

Is it that guy?

- Not me partner
- its you chrome dome

Lesson two, the fierce
cheetah method of fighting.

I defy you to catch me.

Witness the speed of a cheetah.

And now I... Hey!

Hope I haven't muk up your
lesson too much little fella

just can't resist a challenge

Yeah. Uh-huh.
The cowboy lasso the little guy.

I am a teacher.

You are the students.

You will give the
respect the deserve.

Respect this.

The Brazilian kid just
pants the bald kid.

I want to rule the whole world.

All of it.

Not some of it,
not just Iceland.

or Fiji

I want to rule the whole world.

- Pardon me, sir.
- What?

Can't you see I'm on
a evil rant here?

Your Father sent you a
gift from Hong Kong

Oh. A puzzle box.

And my prize is... a mask?

Lame.

All right.
Back to world conquest.

my favorite pastime.

Now... Let see...

Europe might not be a bad place
to start or is that too obvious?

for the unexpected like Paraguay

but is that enough of an attention grabber

Could go down through Africa,
over South America...

Onward to Asia.

Spooky ghost lady!

Attack!

Plans for conquest?

My dear boy, we have much in common

What's your name?

Jack Spicer.
Who are you?

What are you?

Me? I'm your new best friend.

Did you sense that?

A great chill descended upon the land.

Something has imbalance
the Shen Gong Wu.

I didn't touch it.

I think its busted.
Can we get a new one?

what could do such a thing

not what who?
and the answer is Wuya.

let me get this straight
Wuya you have no physical form

very perseptive

so you need me to get these Shen Gong
Wu things but here's my question

what do I Jack Spicer evil
genius get out of this

your dreams of world conquest
we shall rule side by side

I like where this is going

okay so once we get all the
Shen Gong Wu then what?

the world will be thrown into


it is your most solemn
duty as Sheldon Warriors

to find all the Shen
Gong Wu before Wuya does

I have a question

Yes Raimundo

I saw my room and no bed
just a mat what the dilly?

we can talk later

learning is a treasure
that will follow its owner everywhere

the ancient scroll
of the Shen Gong Wu

the mantis flip coin it has
revealed itself whoever

holds the coin will leak
with the skill of a mantis

and so grand quest begins
follow me to victory

I have no idea where I'm going

how do we find the Shen Gong Wu?

Dojo you helped Master Dashi hide them

yeah but that was a
long time ago you can't

possibly expect me
to remember where...

this way

Right. Like we're gonna take
direction from a gecko

gecko?

don't ever call me a gecko

my mistake

can't believe I went from temple guardian
to babysitter in less than a day

Kimiko, I am never seen
such wonders device what is it?

it's a gamepal see I'm making
Pochi collect the disk

- whoa how did Pochi get there
- that's where he was born

here try it

look Kimiko my new little friend

cooperates with me as I push the buttons

My little friend has been
taken from the forces of evil

Pochi, are you in there?
Can you hear the sound of my voice?

don't mess with monk

girl you hit hard

no worries Omi the power just

got switched off see

Pochi, you have returned

I must remember to honor the
power of the off switch

a lot has changed in the last 1,500 years

so many people so many buildings

What is this place?

San Francisco

we've got a mantis
flip coin to find

and it's close
real close

bow before me citizens of planet Earth I
now rule you with the mantis flip coin

you cannot rule the earth yet
you have but one Shen Gong Wu

- how many are there?
- hundreds

what? Okay you're gonna need to get solid

and help me out here

hello friend

that coin is a great mystical
importance may we please have it

no way shorty this
Shen Gong Wu is mine

how does he know about
Shen Gong Wu

how indeed

Wuya, the years have
not been kind to you

Mind your tongue reptile.
Dashi isn't here to protect you

away evil spirit you cannot stop us

she can't, but I can.
Jackbots, attack!

Mince them.

it's not your weight its
how you throw around

you never mentioned
freaks and pajamas

would be looking for
the Shen Gong Wu too

Detalis. You've got the hip coin. Go.

The Mantis Flip Coin

a lesson for losers don't
mess with Jack Spicer

Kindly remove your gigantic self
from being on top of my body

sorry about that little buddy

because of you three we have
lost the first Shen Gong Wu

- dude it was a coin
- a magical coin

do you not understand

the more Shen Gong
Wu Wuya possesses the stronger she is

- sorry Omi
- we do better next time

next time is now I'm sensing
another Shen Gong Wu

let's see what we've got

The Two-ton Tunic

oh I remember that it was
Dashi's invulnerable armor

Excellent! Spicer better watch his
back because this round is ours.

- The two-ton tunic is mine
- not so fast

Jack Spicer today victory is mine

better not count your
chickens before they hatch

a fearsome force,
but they are not prepared

for the awesome might of the Two-ton tunic

- you lost the two-ton tunic
- relax we'll get the next one

look it's not the way
Grand Master Dashi would

have done it but hey
you're still learning

I do not wish to speak of the
failures of me or my students

I only wish to find the next Shen Gong Wu

- which is?
- Eye of Dashi

way I figured it shoots
lightning something fierce

now this is my kind of place

are you kidding I'm not
even getting a signal here

if I were a lightning sh**ting Shen
Gong Wu where would I be?

close. you'll be close

The Eye of Dashi.

Sorry monk boy, this one's mine.

- I was here first
- Too bad

hey, what what's
with the glowing?

Its a Xiaolin Showdown

it's a what now?

A Xiaolin Showdown,

it's what happens when two warriors
reach a stalemate over Shen Gong Wu

two words: freak-y

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown

I wager my Two-ton Tunic
against your mantis flip coin

whoever reach the last stone
first wins the Eye of Dashi

And the other Shen Gong Wu as well

accept the challenge

- I accept your challenge Omi
- Let's go

Xiaolin Showdown!

I did not expect this

that's the Xiaolin Showdown for
you always keeps you guessing

gong yi tempi!

that means go

how am I supposed to do this

Use your Shen Gong Wu

oh yeah mantis flip coin

Jasck Spicer forgets I
have my own Shen Gong Wu

Two-ton Tunic

I forgot the Two-ton tunic is very heavy

you know I just realized

Master Fung never answered
my question about the bed

Come on Omi

I've got this in the bag

but never hurts the
cheat Jackbots don't

care don't wanna know
how just make him gone

I cannot fight with this heavy garment

it's not your weight

- its how you throw it around
- that showing em

Honor the power of the off switch

don't mess with the monk

don't just stand there like
a buffoon finish the race

now that I've defeated you

perhaps you'll respect the
genius of Jack Spicer

respect this

No!

Omi that was sweet

you did a good day's roundup partner

I really like that robe thing
what's it called again?

The two-ton Tunic

I gotcha

you have all done exceptionally well

wouldn't you agree Dojo?

not bad for amateurs

the journey of a thousand miles
begins with but a single step

where do you get this stuff?

I have a desk calendar

Master Fung there are so many
Shen Gong Wu left to be found

your new friends will help you

oh yes master

I have already taught much to
Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay

but Omi they are
here to teach you

but I am the chosen one

you aren't the only chosen one Omi

someday

your new friends may
become dragons as well

Kimiko the dragon of fire.
Claythe dragon of Earth.

and Raimundo the dragon of the wind

- is this true master?
- yes but I didn't

want to tell you until you were ready

I don't think he was ready