01x02 - Like a Rock!

[bunniefuu]

Nice Omi, eight seconds
faster than raimundo

yeah you're one slippery little dude

I foolishly and shamefully lost a

quarter-second on the sandbags as you

might say I smell bad

- I stink not I smell bad
- I stink?

Yeah and you smell bad too

all right Clay,
you're the last one up

so all I got to do is be
the fastest to get to that doggie?

- Correct
- all right

your record safe, Clays element
is earth speed of a rock.

Ready, set... go

I think I shaved a few
seconds off your record Omi.

You are supposed to go
run and jump and kick

I didn't see the point of all that hoop
and hollering so long as I got the dog

or you knew you couldn't beat
us with your old man kung fu

raimundo mocks Clay tai chi
by calling it old man kung fu

he implies Clay is like
an old man doing kung fu

is there something funny about old
men and their kung fu young monk?

- Master Fung
- you do recall Omi that

the oldest oak in the grove
is by far the strongest yes?

Yes master.
Clay cheated

there is more to being a xiaolin dragon
than running and jumping young monk.

Yes master there
is kicking too

true, but being a xiaolin dragon also
means seeing the world in a different way

for example finding simple
solutions to complicated problems

- well done Clay
- thank you sir

look alive people,
we got a hot Shen Gong Wu

the Fist of Tebigong a most powerful
Shen Gong Wu indeed.

It packs a punch, literally

quickly young ones choose your
own Shen Gong Wu for battle

dibs on the Eye of Dashi

no you can't have it
you don't know what it will do

sure I do

it's supposed to sh**t
Lightning or something

besides I called it

but I won it in the showdown
i should be the first to use it.

Fighting over a Shen Gong Wu are you two
trying to start a xiaolin showdown?

Master Fung please decide which of
us should take the Eye of Dashi.

It should go for the winner of
the obstacle course challenge

yes in your head raimundo

- in your face
- talk o the fingers

I didn't mean you Omi
Clay was the fastest

what? But... he...

Use it well

much obliged Master Fung sir

the Mantis Flip Coin and the Two-ton Tunic

- yeah yeah all right
- thank you Master Fung

I get no Shen Gong Wu

we have but three
Omi if you want one

I suggest you retrieve
the Fist of Tebigong

you heard the man come
on shake your tails

we got a Shen Gong Wu to find

yeah I like it

this third arm sash is tight

insolent boy you are misusing
the power of a Shen Gong Wu

oh come on what's the point of taking over
the world if you can't have a little fun

look at me I can juggle

you are wasting time the fist of
tebigong awaits it must be mine

we're partners remember so that
shen gong wu is ours

unless you could suddenly pick things
up with those see through hands

yeah that's what I thought

power down we'll get your fist
thing as soon as I'm done.

you got a problem?

go walk against wind somewhere else

First order of business
where I rule the world

vaporize all mimes

wait a minute what's
going on here

okay clown you're toast

wait

This mime has magical abilities

I believe he may be of use to us

or do you require another demonstration

No, I'm good

That Fist of Tebigong
must be close because I'm

getting a wicked case
of Shen Gong Wu rash

could you be more specific?

yeah it kind of itches here but it's more
burning down there behind my tail

I've got this unsightly cracking I mean it

I meant with the location
of the Shen Gong Wu

Can you tell us
exactly where it is?

yeah instead of making
us look behind every...

Jack Spicer

surprise surprise robo minions

Water

Wind

Hey robot forget something?

Fire

hey watch out

Clay? big fight here.
wanna get in the game?

just taking my cleansing breath.

now I'm ready

Are you all right?

don't worry about us none

just get that Shen Gong Wu

Mantis Flip Coin

- Did you wish you had this Shen Gong Wu?
- Yes.

But you needed it more than me.

the battle is over Spicer you've lost

whatever shall we do

perhaps they should meet our new friend

hey you got a mime?

what are you going to
do annoy us to death?

Look at him he's pretending
to put us inside a box

So lame

Oh no we are trap
we cannot get out

very silly I...

look there is a wall here

guys?
we really are trapped.

you kids have fun we're off
to get the Fist of Tebigong

hey what are y'all doing here?

shouldn't you be rounding
up that's Fist of Tebigong

what's that?
I can't hear you?

they're playing charades

odd time for fancy-pants parlor
games but you guys know best

let's see I reckon it's...

fabric softener, igloo, tooth decay.
Its ham its so cured ham.

no that's a monkey if I ever seen one

- maybe lemur
- he cannot hear us

he thinks we're playing charades

Fine. I got a charade for him

- you
- Raimundo, good start

- Heine, tookus, gluteus maximus
- Butt?

Right

kick... you... me...

Raimundo is gonna kick my...

hey

five yards for
unnecessary roughness

mister you done made me mad

I'm gonna... what?

it's some sort of
invisible box

hey, took him long enough

move.

trapped by mime magic stop Jack

get Shen Gong Wu

Magic mine?

they've always been obnoxious
but now they're dangerous too?

our fates resting Clay's hands

so what you're saying
is we're doomed

it'd been nice knowing you guys

Raimundo, Kimiko we must
have faith in a comrade Clay

Old man kung fu to the rescue?
Not in this life?

face it Omi if Clays our
last hope we're hopeless

goodbye fist of tebigong

hello 10,000 years of darkness

you may have a point

you're getting warmer yeah that Fist
of Tebigong is so near I can practically

Breaks

don't want no trouble mime

one of you guys
gonna do something?

seems like a fella don't mean any harm

Beat it Frenchy

he's doing everything I doing

the mirror gag,
I hate mines

cute but we do have a
Shen Gong Wu to find

I reckon I got an idea

fella this is gonna hurt you more than
it'll hurt me

way to take one for the
team

give it a rest raymundo

no there has got to be
some way out of here

Okay those walls are solid

let me try

you're right those walls are solid

Silence please

why?

oh come on I just said
silence I even said please

sorry

just want to know
what you're doing Omi

I am building my chi so that I can perform
the ancient and fearsome Tsunami strike

it'll be cold dud

cool dude

I stand corrected

Now.

silence please

you are right

Those walls are very solid.

I sense the Fist of Tebigong,
it's close

we'll find it, my drill robots will turn
this mountain to rubble if they have to

- see mountain of rubble
- find me the fist of tebigong or I'll...

you'll what? replace me?

There's a thought

not likely

Old Wuya is right
that fist is close

come on move real quiet-like

don't insult me

I'm all about stealth and
I'm very light on my...

hey the fist of tebigong
check me out with the moves

Yeah, check you out

Security

too slow cowboy too slow

there must be some way out of this
box

if there is I'm not seeing it

then again I'm not
seeing the box

well I'm not too proud to beg

hey mister hilarious mime guy let us out

we think mimes are charming
and funny not at all stupid

- let us out
- Raimundo

Stop

Splitting headache developing here

No. Listen.

What is That?

the bars duh

this box has bars?

I thought the walls were solid

well they are but there
are bars too I guess

or are there bars because you imagined
them

don't play mind games girl

so if I imagine a door
will it be here too?

Yes

simple solutions to complicated problems

Check you out with the big brain

My first girl hug

may I have another

easy Omi one per customer

this is nice.

the three of us friends
having a few laughs together

but where's our fourth
friend Mister Clay

oh that's right

he's losing the Fist of
Tebigong to Jack Spicer

did you guys forget that?

What are you waiting for?

Vaporize him.

Wuya, how long have you
been at this villian game?

I wreaked havoc and destruction
when the earth was still

young and mankind was just
crawling out of the mud

and yet you still
make amateur mistakes

everyone knows gloating
first then vaporizing

you've come far Clay but you didn't
count on the magnificently evil mind of

Jack Spicer

see good gloat great laugh

You talk too much

ghost lady's got a point

Ey of Dashi

Its glowing

it looks like we're headed for a
xiaolin showdown you dirty snake

This way, hurry.

hey guys you're just in time

Clay I challenge you
to a xiaolin showdown

name your game Jack

that robin first one to catch it wins

Catch a robin?

okay Jack I accept
your challenge

sucker

let's go Xiaolin Showdown

Still not use to that

you ready cowboy?

ready as I'll ever be

Gong Yi Tanpai

Third-arm Sash

Jack's on fire

yes, but Clay has yet
to becoming flame

well he's breathing

I'm guessing he's alive

does he not know the
showdown has started?

don't worry your
pretty little heads

my man Clay is still
doing nothing

Hey get your butt in there.
Move.

Look out.

Seize the bird Clay

do something

at least sh**t some
Lightning

I just want to see if once

what's he doing?

if I had to guess...
flower arrangement

this does not inspire confidence

just tell me when it's over

hey there little fella

enjoy the grub

He did it.

excelente

oh thanks y'all

CLay has me tripping on very cool stones

no no no Clay's got you stone cold trip...

Oh forget it

Pathetic boy.

Can I get a rematch or a do over?

something's clearly wrong here

Eye of Dashi, the Fist of Tebigong,
and the Third-arm Sash

Way to clean up Clay

I made out okay I figured

Look at Clay beaming like a big hero

oh now you're gonna make me blush

So Clay can I give the
Eye of Dashi a try?

sure thing Rai.

what? why?
I should try before you.

I found it

you snooze you lose

Then perhaps I try out the
Fist of Tebigong on your head

Guys knock it off or I'll
Third-arm Sash your mouth shut

besides fellas I'd like to think we all
learned a little something today

never lose faith in a friend

value of simple solutions

Omi can't use slang

No. We learned
everybody hates mime.