01x08 - Night of the Sapphire Dragon

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Xiaolin Showdown...

All: Aah!

All: Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Xiaolin Showdown...

Ohh! That's rank, yo.

The volcano's odor
is most stinky.

Are you sure you smell
a Shen Gong Wu?

Pssh. Does Clay wear
his boots to bed?

Ewh!

There it is, but...

What is it?

We would already know...

If someone didn't forget to
bring the ancient scroll

of the Shen Gong Wu.

I told you I was sorry.

You allowed the painting of
smiley-faces on your fingernails

to distract you
from your duties.

Panda faces. Hello?

Meanwhile, back at the volcano,

are we gonna bag
this wu or what?

Ok, but we need to
be extra careful.

This volca-a-ano
is still active!

All: Whoa!

All: Whoa!

Whoa!

Aah--oof!

All: Dojo!

Ohh...

You ok, little buddy?

I can't feel my legs!

I can't feel my legs!

You don't have legs.

What's your point?

Forget about me.

Worry about him.

Jack Spicer.

Last one in is a
rotten egg roll!

Ha ha ha!

It is not us who shall
be considered rotten.

Hunh-uhh!

He's got a plan, right?

Wait for it.

Uhh, unh, ooh!

That's our monk!

All right! Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

Omi: Jack Spicer!

Prepare to be humiliated and...

Yaah!

All: Whoa-a-a!

Losers!

Omi: What happened?

The heat drafts are too strong,

and we're too light!

We are,

but not Clay and his
Texas-sized butt.

Looks like I'm ridin' solo.

And this round goes
to heli-pack Jack.

Yi-ahh!

What are you--hey!

Howdy, you dirty snake.

Let go! Let go! Let go!

Not till you hand over that
there shen gong--whoa!

Ooh!

Clay!

Power dive!

Aah!

What? What did I miss?

Unh!

Aah!

Ohh!

Gotcha!

Whew. Good timin', y'all.

I was fixin' to be barbecued.

There's no way to
catch Jack now.

Unless...

All: Dojo!

Who, me?

Stop him?

Ok, here goes nothin'.

What was that?

All: Dojo!

Spicer!

Ha ha ha!

Mantis Flip Coin!

Huh?

Haah!

Aah!

All right, all right!

I'm calling a Xiaolin
showdown already.

My Falcon's Eye

against your Mantis Flip Coin.

First one to grab this
handsome dragon wins.

Piece of pie!

Cake.

Piece of cake!

Well, then, let's go.

Xiaolin Showdown!
Xiaolin Showdown!

Gong Yi Tampai! Gong Yi Tampai!

Mantis Flip Coin!

Uhh! Uhh!

Falcon's Eye!

Jackpot for Jack.

Uhh!

Whoa!

Ok, time to cheat.

Fortunately I brought Jack
Spicer's evil glob sh**ter.

Uhh! Uhh!

Hy...Hy...

Yah! Hy...

Jack: Ah, there it is.

Whoa!

No!

Ha ha, Jack Spicer!

Today--
hold on.

Thank you.

Ha ha, Jack Spicer!

Today, victory is mine!

Master Fung: Strange.

There's nothing in the ancient
scroll of the Shen Gong Wu

about a black dragon.

But how can that be?

Did Dojo make a mistake?

No way, sister!

I'm tellin' ya, the black dragon

is 100% Shen Gong Wu.

Have you ascertained
the dragon's purpose?

No, Master Fung.

Its power remains a mystery.

No matter.

I am certain the black
dragon's true nature

will be revealed in time.

Great. Another dragon
that's useless in a fight.

Useless? No way!

I got mad fighting skills.

Back me up, Clay.

What's that?

I'm still cleanin'
soot out of my ears.

Hmm...

Still skating the worldwide
webbing, Kimiko?

Surfing the world wide web,

and yes.

Any clues on our
mystery Shen Gong Wu?

Nix.

Worry not.

Remember what Master Fung said.

The black dragon's true nature

will be revealed in time.

I know. A-a-a-hh, unh!

So give it a rest,

and let's get some dinner.

Feed your bellies.

I'll feed my brain.

Clay: I got dibs on the grub.

Huh?

Aah!

Useless in a fight, humph.

He hasn't seen me when
the chips are down.

I duck. I weave. I jab. I--

Kimiko: Aah! Aah!

K-k-k-k-k-

Kimiko?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Master Fung: This
is most disturbing.

Kimiko is solid sapphire.

I said that.

Well, I'll be a


Uh-huh.

Clay: Do you think we can turn
Kimiko back, Master Fung?

This is the work of magic,

and magic can always
be undone in time.

Dojo, did you see
the Shen Gong Wu

when you found Kimiko?

Dojo?

No!

What are you gettin' at, Omi?

Our mysterious Shen
Gong Wu is missing.

Whoever did this to Kimiko
also stole the black dragon.

Master Fung: I will
gather the elder monks

in the meditation hall
to discuss this mystery.

As for the rest of you,

search the grounds for
our mysterious intruder.

Aah!

Intruder!

It's a mouse.

I know, but he--

he--he might've been armed!

You--you just don't
know these days.

Dojo, why are you acting jumpier

than a long-tailed cat

in a room full of
rocking chairs?

Ohh, because Raimundo's right.

When it comes to fighting,

I'm all soot and no sizzle.

Ohh, now, don't let
Rai get you down.

You've got a Fire inside you

just waitin' to come out.

You think? Well, sure!

And if you ever need help
findin' your sizzle,

just hit my stash

of grand pappy's Texas tin
horn sizzlin' salsa sauce.

What's goin' on there, Dojo?

What in tarnation--

come on, Clay! Let's
get out of here!

Clay?

Clay!

Aah!

No need for dragons to
fight dragons, right?

Buddy? Pal?

Sport? Sluggo?

All right, then,

just remember,

you asked for it.

Aah!

Aah!

Ow.

We heard a little
girl's cry of distress.

Have you encountered
the intruder?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah, and get this,

the intruder didn't
steal the dragon.

The intruder is the dragon!
Mm-hmm.

Hah! Hah!

Is it gone?

Yes, and so is Clay.

How could one little
black dragon do this?

Ok, it--it's not
so little anymore!

It's more of a big, blue,
firebreathing dragon!

Soot! Ohh!

The dragon was covered
with volcanic soot!

That's why we couldn't find it

in the Shen Gong Wu scroll.

It's not a black dragon at all.

It's blue.

Not just blue,

sapphire.

Hmm...

Ha! Right there!

Raimundo: The sapphire dragon!

The most dangerous Shen Gong Wu.

It is only to be used

as an absolute last resort.

It will turn your enemy
into a sapphire statue.

Raimundo: And the guy next-door,

the old lady down the street,

the kids at the playground--

it turns everyone--

good, evil, or indifferent--

to sapphire,

and with each new victim,

it grows more powerful.

We must stop it before--

before?

Before everyone on Earth
is turned to sapphire!

Master Fung! It's
not a black dragon!

It's a--

uhh!

Hey! Now, come on!

Snap out of it!

Snap out of it!

Dojo, it is no use.

You're right.

Just size me up for
a sapphire overcoat

and get it over with.

Huh? What?

What is that?

Hmm? Uh, guys?

Uh-oh!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Watch the tail! Watch the tail!

You think he'd be grateful

that we rescued him
from the volcano.

You two make a break
for the door.

I'm gonna give this sapphire
dragon a pain in the neck.

Aah!

Wah! Wah!

Who-a-a-h!

Oh, man, is that thing solid.

Raimundo!

Wise up, kid! This
thing's too powerful!

That may be, Dojo,

but it is my duty
to try and stop it.

Water!

Hey!

Great ghost of Dashi!

You did it, Omi.

The sapphire dragon will
trouble us no more.

Yeah, this is what you get
for turning on a brother.

But, look, play
your cards right,

and I'll put in a good word for ya.
Heh heh heh.

Maybe.

Aah!

Aah!

Omi!

Not you, too!

No, no, no!

Oh, my best pal, Omi!

He's been frozen into a
solid sapphire statue!

That ain't so frozen.

You have got to be kidding me!

Aah!

Aah!

Hi, guys!

Remember me?

Your old pal Dojo?

Didn't think so.

Phew...

Yikes!

Aah!

Aah!

Oof!

Aah! Whoa!

Unh! Get away from me,

you sapphire freak--ohh!

Ugh! Ohh...

What the...

Ugh! Ohh...

You mean to tell me a
little soot bothers ya?

Hold on, now.

That's why Dashi hid the
dragon in a volcano.

Ohh...

It's weakened by soot!

So, if I could re-sootify
the sapphire dragon,

it might go back to being
a harmless bauble again,

and that means normal,
un-sapphirey friends!

Grr...

Thanks, pal. I owe you one.

Ohh...

Ok, Dojo, this is it.

Reach deep down

and find that Fire within.

Eat hot soot!

Uh...

Excuse me.

What was I thinking?

I don't have that
kind of firepower!

Unless...

Hmm...

Aah!

It better be here.

This is our last hope.

Jackpot!

Grand pappy's Texas tin
horn sizzlin' salsa sauce.

All right,
pilgrim, listen up...

Huh?

Reach for the sky...

Huh?

This temple ain't big
enough for 2 dragons, uh...

Oh, for cryin' out loud,
where is everybody?

I'm callin' you out.

Uhh--uh...

Ohh...

Ohh, what--what's goin' on?
Ohh...

Hey, where am I?

Kimiko: What happened?

I believe we owe our salvation

to Dojo.

I always knew he had a
real Fire brewin' in him.

About 16 ounces, to be exact.

Dojo: So, that's it.

Harmless bauble once again?

The Sapphire dragon shall
trouble us no more.

Here, let me start you out.

"Ok, I hate to admit it, but..."

Ohh.

I hate to admit it, but...

Dojo totally saved the day.

More than that.

You saved the world.

All by yourself.

It's true! It's true!

So, I was thinking

maybe I could be a chosen one.

You, a dragon?

Aren't you already one?

No, a--a dragon
warrior, like you guys.

You know, maybe I'm
the dragon of...

Fire!

Sorry. Position's filled.

Ok, ok. All right,
all right, so--

so--so, what about soot, huh?

Think about it.

Soot!

Soot? Not impressive.

Yeah. This is comin'
from the Wind guy?

Come on. Soot!

Huh? No? Not soot?

Ok, all right, how about gas?
Gas, huh?

I eat a few cans of beans, and bam!
I'm in!

You get it? Gas!

What do you think? No? Not gas?