01x09 - My Homey Omi

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man: Xiaolin Showdown.

All: Aah!

All: Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

Omi: Whoa! Who is that lady?

Kimiko: That's the
statue of Liberty, Omi.

She must have been a
great Xiaolin warrior

to get a statute that big.

Aah! I am blinded!

Omi, the timer just ran out.

Here's another quarter.

Oh. Thank you, Kimiko.

Yes, it is working now.

Perhaps this will be useful

for locating the Shen Gong Wu.

Good luck. The serpent's
tail is always moving.

Clay: Even through
solid objects,

if I'm readin' that right.

Great. We're looking
for the Shen Gong Wu

that never stops.

In the city that never sleeps.

New York is my kind of town.

Anybody wanna catch
a show tonight?

Whoa! Don't buy the tickets yet!

That Serpent's Tail is close.

Oh! So many buildings!

So many people!

How do they all know
where they are going?

I recommend a GPS.

Definitely don't
wanna get lost here,

that's for sure.

Yeah, one wrong turn,
and you're a headline.

"Monk mashed in Manhattan."

Uh-oh!

What's wrong, Dojo?

I've lost track of
the Serpent's Tail!

Well, maybe it can go
through solid objects,

but we can see through
them with this--

Falcon's Eye!

Kimiko: Ew!

That's just sick and wrong!

Ooh, may I look, Kimiko?

Knock yourself out.

Ha ha! Oh, I can see through

walls and buildings and cars
and garbage cans and trees!

Ooh, and I can see
underground, too!

It's back!

Omi: Great ghost of Dashi!

The Serpent's Tail!

Excuse me! Beg your pardon!

Comin' through!
Official monk business!

Hyah!

Aye yi yi! That boy's
gonna get squishified!

Omi!

Eeaah!

Hey, look out for my car! Unh!

What's the big idea?
Where you think you are?

Would you get off my hood?

And that's one crazy guy! Unh!

Come on!

Oh! Where'd he go?

Dojo: This way!

Ooh. Over there!

I still sense the
Serpent's Tail.

If we find it, we'll find Omi.

That way!

No! Uh, eh--eh,
th--th--that way.

Oh, I lost it.

And Omi, too.

Ha! You will not escape me.

For I have my eyes
upon you, and...

Unh!

Ow. Who put that
building in my way?

The Serpent's Tail...

It's gone.

I am sorry, my friends. But I...

Kimiko? Raimundo?

Clay? Dojo?

Oh, no! My friends are lost

in New York City!

How will they
survive without me?

Excuse me, sir.

I am looking for my friends.

One is a cowboy.

Go back to Jersey, you tourist!

Excuse me, kind lady,

I am looking for my--

I've got mace!

Ok, I'll mace for you.

I have Shen Gong Wu.

Help! Police! Aah!

Don't mind her. She's crackers.

What?

You need help, son?

Oh, thank you,
honorable stranger.

I am looking for my 4 friends.

Friends?

Yes, 2 boys, a girl,
and a dragon.

Oh, dragon, huh?

Yeah, we don't get too many
dragons here in New York City.

But you know what
we got a lot of?

Aliens.

They're everywhere, man!

Space beings from planet ixmoda.

Shh, shh, shh.
They're watching us.

We can't talk now. Must go.

Be strong, little friend.

Master Fung should
never have trusted me

to watch over you kids.

Charting a scroll,
that I can do.

Scrolls don't go running off
in the middle of Manhattan.

We'll find him, Dojo.

I'm not exactly sure how.
But we'll find him.

Maybe Dojo should fly us
around to look for Omi.

There's 8 million people
in this city, Rai.

It's gonna be pretty tough
to spot Omi from the sky.

With that bald head?

The reflection from the
sun should make it easy.

Hate to say it. But I think we
just got spotted ourselves.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the
Xiaolin show-offs.

Hey, where's opie?

Omi is...

Moments away from getting
the Serpent's Tail.

No way. You lost
him, didn't you?

Ha ha ha! What a
bunch of losers!

Jack, the Shen Gong Wu is near.

Like the hag said.

Well, I'd love to stay and mock.

But I got a tail to catch.

Don't want you to
miss me, though.

So I'll leave you with this.

Jackbots, attack!

Jack: Ha ha ha!

I'm really not in
the mood for this.

Fire!

Aah! Hyah!

Earth!

Unh, unh!

Wind!

That's more like it.

Spicer went down there.

But what about Omi?

He's a clever monk.
I'm sure he's fine.

Yaa-ooh!

Woman: And stay off!

Exact change only.

Man: Oh, yeah, say my name.

Say my name.

You talk a lot of trash for
a punk with no skills.

No skills? Did you
miss those mad hops?

Ha, ha, ha.

Unh, unh!

I have never seen such
technique before.

Is it a new martial art?

Come on, Baby, sh**t the rack.
Do it.

Ha ha!

Come on! Aah!

Aaahhh! Unh!

Hello, friends.

Eeaah! Unh!

Ah. Oh.

You're jackin' my game, punk.

I oughta bust your grill.

But I have no grill.
I am vegetarian--

a most healthy lifestyle.

Don't go playin', baldy,

or we'll smack you down.

Unh.

I am not certain.

But I think you may
be challenging me.

You got that.

For your own safety,

I must advise against
this course of action.

You're joking, right?

I never joke.

You against us 3? I like them odds.
Unh!

How you like 'em now?

Jermane, you just bought a butt
whuppin' for both you and shorty.

Don't bark if you can't bite.

Hunh!

Unh! Unh!

Unh! Unh!

Aah! Ooh!

Hey, let me go!

Eeehhh.

Bring the pain.

Pardon me.

Huh?

I must insist you release him.

Or what?

Or this.

Water!

Unh! Unh!

Unh! Hyah!

Ooh! Oh!

Tsunami strike! Hyah!

Unh! Unh! Unh!

All: Huh?

Oh! Whoa! Oh! Oh!

That was off the hook man!

It was?

Uh, is that a good thing?

No doubt, no doubt.

You was layin' it
down hard-core.

This was my intention, I think.

I'm Jermane, man.

Omi.

You're not from around
here, are you, Omi?

No, I am from the
Xiaolin temple.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
Sure.

Uh, that's in queens, right?

Oh, what's that smell?

I don't even wanna speculate.

Hey, anybody see an evil boy
genius and a see-through witch?

No, and I think

they'd stand out in this crowd.

Uh, guys, Shen Gong Wu!

Wow whee!

That thing moved faster than a
Turkey on Thanksgiving day.

Yeah, it's really truckin'.

Dojo, don't go down there.

The subway trains.

Relax. This station's
obviously closed.

There are no trains
runnin' down...

Here.

Eeeaaahhh!

Missed!

Oh, forget that pest.

Don't lose sight of
the Serpent's Tail.

Simmer down. I got a lock on it.

Where it goes, we go.

Impressive.

Jack: Yeah, Jack Spicer's evil
transforming bot has everything.

You wanna hear the whistle?

Was that the express
or the local?

Jack and Wuya were
on that train.

I thought it looked evil.

Dojo, anything you can do here?

Uh, uh, gee, guys, I'm
not big on trains,

and that third rail
really chafes.

Dojo!

Ok, ok.

Dojo: Next stop, Serpent's Tail.

All: Unh!

Tell it to me again.

I am a monk from the
Xiaolin temple,

part of the ancient order
of the Xiaolin dragons,

engaged in a never ending battle

for a mystical Shen Gong Wu

against the centuries
old heylin witch Wuya

and her evil boy
genius Jack Spicer.

Uh-huh. That's what
i thought you said.

I am currently searching
for the Serpent's Tail,

a most powerful Shen Gong Wu.

Right. Right.

Now that you know, keep your
eyes open for anything strange.

Child, what are you doin'
outside in your pajamas?

Heh, heh. Omi, right now,

you're the strangest
thing on this street.

But we can take care of that.

Now that's what I'm
talkin' about.

Omi! Player, player!

I knew you had it in you.

Am I, as you say, bing-binging?

Definitely.

Jermane, while i
enjoy representing,

I must not let it divert
me from my quest.

For this Serpent's Tail thing?

Correct. Look for
anything strange.

Omi, dawg, this is New York.

Strange here is normal.

Wow!

But this might qualify.

The Serpent's Tail! Aah!

Unh!

Aah!

Yeah. This is
definitely strange.

I'm guessin' these
aren't the good guys.

Ok, got the Shen Gong Wu.

Now a little vaporizing
of our enemies,

and we'll call it a day.

Uh-oh.

Omi, dawg, maybe we should run.

Whoa! Whoa!

Both: Waaah!

That's a...

Dragon?

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Told you it chafed.

Dojo!

You're alive!

Unh! Unh!

Don't you ever scare
us like that again!

We were so worried, like...

What? I was worried.

Dojo: Hello?!

Does someone wanna grab
this Shen Gong Wu?

Aah!

Quickly!

Jack: Couldn't agree more.

Aah! Whoa!

Aah! Whoa!

Unh! Ow!

Unh! Unh!

Unh! Got it!

Omi, I challenge you
to a Xiaolin Showdown.

Unh, Jack Spicer,

why are you always
up in my buisiness?

Unh! Name your challenge!

Hmm.

Basketball. One-on-one,



My Jet bootsu against
your Mantis Flip Coin.

But I do not know how to play
this game of baskets and ba*ls.

I do. You can put
me in the game.

Who's this guy?

No clue.

No. No way.

I challenged you,
Omi, not this kid.

Aw, you afraid of gettin'
whupped, lil' boy?

Hey, I like this guy.

Jack Spicer is right.

Only I can accept the challenge.

Unless...

Unless what?

Unless I challenge you
to a shen yi bu dare.

Me and Jermane
against you and...

Who, Wuya?

Ah, no hands.

And no game.

But don't worry. I
got the answer.

Meet my first round draft pick.

I am not feeling like

all that and a bag
of chips anymore.

For real.

So my Jet bootsu and
Shroud of Shadows

against your flip coin and...

The Falcon's Eye is the only
other Shen Gong Wu I have.

That'll do.

Anybody worried?

Yep. Uh, yeah.

Good. Didn't wanna
be the only one.

Let's go! Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!
Xiaolin Showdown!

Unh!

Huh?

Whoa!

Hunh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

All: Aah! Unh!

Aah!

Omi...Dawg...

What is all this?

This is a Xiaolin Showdown.

Right.

Think I might've made
a big mistake here.

Too late for that.
It's game time.

Or as we like to say...

Gong Yi Tampai! Gong Yi Tampai!

Jet bootsu!

Yes! Call me "air Jack."



Nothin' to strut about, boy.

Huh?

Oh, yeah.

Can I strut now?

Oh, you got the game to
back up that mouth? Hyah!

No, I got the Shroud of Shadows.

Aah!

Eeaah! Unh!

Somebody get me a rule book.

I'm sure that's a
technical foul.

Omi, dawg,

we gotta kick our game up.

Right. Mantis Flip Coin!

Unh! Unh! Hyah!

All: Yeah!

Now that's what I'm
talkin' about.

Here, you try it.

Oh, yeah. It's a game now.

Watch it close, watch it close.

Ha ha ha. Hey!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Defense! Defense!

Jermane, we are doing well.

Perhaps I have a tin game.

It's "da game," Omi.

And yeah, you definitely--

aah! Ooh!

You got no chance. Thank you.

Omi!

Mantis Flip Coin!

Hyah!

Unh, unh!

Unh, unh!

Unh!

Unh, aah!

All: Yeah!

Mmm.

Hyah!

Final score!

Heylin, 28, Xiaolin, 30.

Unh. No!

Oh, yeah! Ha ha!

We win!

Say my name, Jack Spicer.

Ooh, I have angry skills.

Mad skills.

Correct.

I was so robbed.

Were you?

I'm beginning to suspect

you don't have game at all.

Omi, dawg, your
size is too tight.

Should I loosen it?

Most definitely not, my friend.

Most definitely not.

Jermane,

you have shown much potential.

Perhaps you should come

to the Xiaolin temple

to hone your skills.

Sorry, Omi. New York
city is my home.

Hey, but you'll
always be my homey.

All: Whoa!

Omi, come on!

I'm sensing another
Shen Gong Wu!

That--
or that hotdog

I had in midtown
is comin' up sour.

Farewell, Jermane.

Hey, Omi, here's a souvenir.

Thanks! Peace on!

Uh, peace out.

Omi: That, too!