01x11 - Royal Rumble

[bunniefuu]

Captioning made possible by Warner bros.
TV animation

man: Xiaolin Showdown.

All: Aah!

All: Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

Clay: What's the word, Dojo?

We got ourselves a
bite this mornin'?

Zip. Notta. Bupkis.

Not even a nibble.

Is it medically possible

to actually die from boredom?

It's been, like, forever

since the last shen
gong wu went active.



Look toward the
bright direction.

This only gives us more
time to bond together.

Through rigorous training.

The Boulder was easily
brought down by gravity.

Bringing it up will take
something far more elusive--

teamwork.

Clay: Come on, Kimiko.

Pull your weight already.

You can't expect me to do
all the heavy lifting.

Why not? You do all
the heavy snoring.

It shakes the temple rafters.

Unh! You're
complaining about him

when you're on the
cell phone 24-7?

"Oh, no way! He said that?
Oh, no way.

"What else did he say?

Oh, no way, no way, no way."

And could you possibly download

a more annoying ring tone?

What?

You brought your cell phone?

Boy, Raimundo's really
got you pegged.

Oh, don't even come at me

with that male
bonding vibe, Clay.

I've had to listen to
you complain nonstop

about Raimundo's music.

What about my music?

Well...

And I quote,

"I
can't understand

"a single word them folks
are singin' 'bout,

and I use the term
singin' mighty loosely."

I do not talk like that.

Do I?

Please, my friends.

Remember that we
are most powerful

when we work together.

We must accept each
other's bad points

along with the good.

If you guys had any
good points, I might--

oh, ow!

Whoa! Unh!

Unh!

Oh! See what you made me do?

I was merely attempting
to bond our group.

Oh, stow it, pollyanna.

For real, Omi. Your
goody-goody attitude

is getting on all of our nerves.

Whoo! Ain't that the truth?

Is it me, or do you detect

a little tension
in the group, hmm?

Oh. While we bicker,

the forces of darkness are most
certainly growing stronger.

Who ate the last pudding cup?!

I can't concentrate on operating
my robots without pudding!

Wuya!

What?!

You should be focusing

on gathering Shen Gong Wu.

Not pudding.

What Shen Gong Wu?

You haven't sensed any in weeks.

Probably been too busy

scarfing down other
people's pudding cups!

I'm ghostly. I don't eat.

Well, technically, you
don't sweat either.

But you still manage to put off

some serious b.O., sister.

I'm surprised you
can smell anything

considering how often

you have your little
fingers up your nostrils.

You'd think there
was an entire vault

of Shen Gong Wu up there--

I'm sensing a Shen Gong Wu.

It's about time, woman.

Omi, please tell Clay
he's blocking my light.

Clay, I have a message from--

Omi, tell Kimiko that
I'll cast my shadow

wherever I darn well please.

Kimiko, Clay responds--

tell Clay that maybe if his
shadow wasn't so fat and huge...

Clay, Kim--

Omi, tell Kimiko and Clay

that they're both

giving me a headache!

Dojo: Game on, party people!

Shen Gong Wu alert.
We got a live one.

Looks like it's this way.

Whoa, hold on.

It could be a double header.

Oh, it's not one but


Wait! Could this be...

It's 3! A shen
gong wu hat trick!

Oh! 3 Shen Gong Wu!

No, wait!

This is ridiculous!

It's not 3, b-b-b-b-but...

Both: 4!



activating at the same time!

Ow! Whoo! Oh, oh, oh!

Ow ow! Ow ow ow!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Did I mention...

Oww!

A flock of birds will
gather more seeds

if they fly in
different directions.

That mean we're splitting up?
Good.

Yeah, fine by me.

I reckon we could all stand
to ride solo for a spell.

Oh.

I've called in help
from some old friends.

Katnappe.

Meow.

Prrr.

The chameleon bot.

Version 2.0

and tubbimura.

Someone mention there
would be pudding cups?

We don't need these losers.

I can so handle this on my own.

You can so not.

You see, Shen Gong Wu

are not the only things

I plan to capture. Ew.

I have determined
there is only one way

you will ever be
successful, Jack Spicer.

And that's if your
competition is eliminated...

Once and for all.

The first Shen Gong Wu

is called "the Lotus Twister."

Omi: It has the power
to turn your limbs

into stretchable rubber.

I'm on it.

Omi: Our next target
is the Longi Kite.

With it, one can sail
through the air.

A deserted island? Sweet.

Take your time pickin' me up.

Unh.

Omi: The third Shen Gong Wu

is the Tongue of Saiping.

It allows you to
talk to animals.

How very Dr. Doolittle.

It's that way.

I reckon animals might make
for some better company.

That leaves the Sun Chi Lantern.

It allows the user to
unite his chi energy

with anyone illuminated
by the lantern's glow.

Hot. Cold. Hot again.

Honestly, I don't know
how to dress today.

What is a dragon to do?

The Lotus Twister, heh.

Easy pickin's.

Meow.

Katnappe!

Up for a cat fight?

Unh, unh.

The Longi Kite. Nice.

Whoa.

Excuse me.

Are you sure you don't
wanna share that with me?

Well, I'd like to. But...

Sharing isn't really my thing.

Hey! Unh!

Unh! Unh!

Huh?

Greetings, dragon of the Earth.

Yaaahhh!

Unh! Ooh!

Unh! Ooh!

Unh.

Well, lookee here.

A standoff.

The Sun Chi Lantern.

Huh?

Step aside, little man.

Jack Spicer.

You know what's next.

Katnappe, I challenge you
to a Xiaolin Showdown.

My Mantis Flip Coin...

Against your two ton tunic.

We'll race over this here ice.

Only there's a twist.

We each carry a
glass full of Water

and you can't spill a drop.

Very well. I accept your
challenge with a twist.

Let's go.

All: Xiaolin Showdown!

All: Gong Yi Tampai!

Oh, no!

Both: Oh! Aah!

Unh. Unh.

Unh. Unh.

Aah! Unh.

Looks like we're gator hopping.

Hyah!

Unh! Mantis Flip Coin!

Yaaah!

Unh! Unh!

Unh! Unh.

It's a game of hide-and-seek.

The Shen Gong Wu
hides, and we seek it.

This is gonna be big.

The falcon eye give me the edge.

Huh?

Aah!

Serpent's Tail.

That hardly seems fair.

Hyah! Hah!

Looks like we're on thin ice.

Eat my sand, baldy.

I almost forgot.

I made you some friends

so you wouldn't be lonely.

They're upgrades. Get it?
Upgrades--

'cause they're tall?

Your joke is most
obvious, Jack Spicer.

Never mind.

Spider bots, destroy him!

Unh! Unh! Aah! Aah!

Tangled web comb!

Almost there.

Ha!

Better hurry, katnap, or--

hello, operator?

Please connect me to Ms.
Kimiko toho.

Uh-oh.

Oh! Oh!

Aaahhh!

Unh! Come on, come
on, where is it?

Allow me.

Uh, nice sharky?

Go slow, cowboy.

Ooh! Unh! Shuckin' fish the
best you can do, partner?

I thought it might
be time for a snack.

Much obliged. But I'm more of a
chicken fried steak kinda guy.

They are not for you.

Go on, little dogies.

Come on, get.

Wah ha ha ha!

Whoa!

Unh! Water!

Hyah!

Phew.

Unh!

Unh.

Aah, aah!

Phew.

My, my. Look what
the cat dragged in.

Unh! I hate your cat puns.

Really?

Whoa!

I find them purrrfect.

That's exactly what
I'm talking about.

Mmmph!

Mmmph!

Unh!

How about double or noth--

unh!

Unh! Unh! Unh!

Aaahhh!

Changing Chopsticks.

The tongue is mine!

I don't suppose you got a
blanket you could spare?

Hey!

Mmmph, mmmph!

No, no, no! Mmmph!

Aah!

No fair! Your Water!

Bleah! Without spilling a drop!

I win your showdown with
a twist, Jack Spicer!

Ah.

I cannot wait to
share this victory

with my friends.

Kimiko! Raimundo! Clay!

Check me in, my friends.

I have severely trounced up and
down Jack Spicer's buttocks!

Hello?

My friends?

They are not here, Omi.

Captured?

All 3 of my friends?

It is a new tactic by Wuya.

We should have anticipated it.

I must go after them at once.

I don't know, kid.

You're facin' some
pretty steep odds here.

Wuya's forces are very strong.

And you will be alone.

With all due respect, master,

I am alone.

Dojo: The Sun Chi Lantern?

Is that the only shen
gong wu you brought?

I mean, I'm all for
packin' light.

But...

It is all that I will need.

Hyah!

Mmm.

Eee...

Unh!

My friends!

Hearing the sound of
your voices again

will give me
tremendous pleasure.

Omi! Run! It's a trap!

That did not give me as much
pleasure as I had hoped.

Wuya: Ah, so predictable.

The little monk couldn't resist

rescuing his precious friends.

You know, this trap
would never have worked

if I hadn't lost my Xiaolin
showdown in the first place.

Wait, that didn't
come out right.

Soon, we will have all


out of the way.

And the rest of the Shen Gong Wu

will be easy pickin's.

Even for Jack.

Mmmph!

The weak talk.

The strong take action!

Yes, and so we shall! Attack!

Aah, hyah!

Unh! Unh!

Eeeunh!

You fools! He has you
fighting each other!

Yeah.

Unh!

Pfft!

And so it ends.

Sun Chi Lantern!

Stop him! He's merging

his chi energy with the others!

Fire!

Earth!

Wind!

All: Aah!

Meeooww!

Fire!

Unh!

Meow!

Wind!

Ooh aah wah!

Earth!

Unh!

Don't make me bust
you up, little man.

Aah ha! Aah!

Wait! Where do you
think you're going?

Get back here, you coward!

Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof!



Omi, I don't know what to say.

"Thank you" sounds like a
mighty good place to start.

Yeah, you kicked some major
butt back there, bro.

It was not me.

It was all of us.

We got the Serpent's Tail,

the Orb of tournami...

The Longi Kite...

And the Tongue of Saiping,

which I do not
recommend touching.

We have done well.
But we still have

one task to accomplish.

Y'all ready now?

All together.

On 3.

Omi: 1, 2, and...

All: 3!

Well done, my young dragons.

Stupendous! Yeah, partners!

We rule!

Raimundo: We rock! That's
what I'm talkin' about!

Clay: Yee-haw!

Ooh.

Mmm, oh.