01x19 - Irrational

[bunniefuu]

Did lips, painted with poison,
just come to my room?

It seems as if my mind and body
are melting with your kiss.

Hateful self, 19 years old
Hateful self, 19 years old

Your heart is so beautiful
it's almost nauseating.

Why would you kiss someone like me,
who can't do a thing?

Hmm?

Hateful days, 19 years old
Hateful face, 19 years old

L-L-L-Like a black swallowtail butterfly,

I want to fly on magnificent wings!

P-P-P-Please don't say it's ridiculous!

That kind of life is good...

It's good!
[L-L-L-Like a black
swallowtail butterfly...]

Sheesh, no matter how much I clean,
it seems like there's no end of it...

You have to deal with a lot of
trouble at the end of the year

because you don't keep stuff
organized on a daily basis!

Hey, Yuko-san, are you
even listening to me?

Hmm? I'm not dealing
with a lot of trouble.

Right, this is no trouble whatsoever.

--No trouble!
--No trouble!

What do you think you're
doing in broad daylight?

What do you mean
what I'm doing?

If there's a moon,
you drink in the moonlight.

If there's a snow,
you drink and enjoy the snow.

You know how that goes.

Yeah, sure...
That's exactly how it goes!

Jeez! She always finds
a reason to drink!

Yuko-san, look what I found.

Oh... I almost forgot that
I had stuff like that.

You sure did.

It brings me back memories...

It reminds me of back then...

Stop with that distant
look in your eyes!

I'm going to check what's inside.

If it's something useless
I'm going to get rid of it, okay?

I wouldn't mind, probably...

--Huh?
--It's no use.

It won't open unless
a certain condition is met.

"Condition?"

More importantly,
can I get another hot sake?

--Another one!
--Another one!

And give me some barley shochu
with hot water! [Japanese liquor]

--Hot water!
--Hot water!

Give me extra shochu, and bring me
some umeboshi [sour plums] on the side.

Umeboshi! Umeboshi!

I want some appetizers, too.
How about yudofu? [boiled tofu]

--Yudofu! Yudofu!
--Hey, good call!

First of all, I'm still in the middle
of the major house cleaning!

How much of a sl*ve driver are you?

What do you want me to do?
Life is all about when to give it up!

Well, thanks for the yudofu!
Make it quick, okay?

This is unreasonable!

After all, it ended up
snowing all night.

Watanuki-kun! Was that
a love letter by any chance?

That's just impossible.

No way, no how.

"You lost"

I'm feeling weak...

Huh? It says something on the back.

What?

"I thought of something really fun,
so come to the park after school.

Bring Doumeki-kun and Himawari-chan
with you. Yuko."

--What is this?
--It's from Yuko-san?

Yeah, but it sure is fishy...

Besides, her selfishness has
gotten worse and worse lately.

I'm pretty sure this is one
of her mischievous pranks.

"What do you mean,
'you're pretty sure!?' Yuko"

C-Can she hear me?

Sounds interesting! Let's go!

--What?
--Come on!

--Sure.
--What?

I've got a bad feeling about this...

"The Third City Park"

Huh? Mokona?

Yo, Watanuki!
Watanuki, written April 1st.

Are you still using that joke?

And don't you say it as if
that were my real name!

Did Yuko-san tell you
to come here, too?

She sure did.

What's with the attitude, anyway?

Huh? What are you doing here?

Do you know her, Watanuki-kun?

Yeah.

Nice to meet you.

Hi. Cripes! I can't believe I had to
accompany her to a place like this!

Oh, hi... Um, I'm sorry, but I forgot
to give this to you the other day, so...

That's the one that I lost
during the monster procession.

Did you come all the way for this?

Sorry. Thanks.

Oh, that's... that's okay.

All right!

Looks like everyone's here, huh?

Yuko-san! What are you planning
to do, assembling everyone

like this in the park when
there's a still lot of snow?

Good question!

To be blunt, it's a snowball fight!

Yay!

Huh?

A snowball fight, yeah!

I don't want to.
I'm too old for a snowball fight.

Come on! It doesn't matter how old
you are to do a snowball fight!

Besides, some things are fun
because you're an adult!

What?

Y-Y-You mean this can lead up
to some "adult play?"

No, not at all.

Anyway, I will not do it!

If you wanna do it,
you people do it together.

Well, I guess it's more like,
one person and one animal.

I'm not an animal!
It's "one Mokona!"

Don't pay attention to them.
Let's just get out of here.

It sounds like so much fun!

Hey, Doumeki!

Are you ready for it, too?

First off, your gloves are weird!

I had two pairs,
so I let him borrow a pair...

I guess they're not cute, huh?

No, no, no! The gloves are totally,
completely and faultlessly cute!

It's just that the person who's
wearing them is slightly problematic,

--I mean, extremely problematic!
--What do you say?

She said a snowball fight.
Should we just go?

Um... Well... I, uh...

Fine. Since we've come all the way
out here, I'm going to stick around.

Thank you!

Aargh! Jeez! Yuko-san,
are you serious about this?

Of course I am! I even have
a prize for the winner, too!

Hey, that's...

A treasure box that gives you
anything you wish for!

"Anything?"

Anything!?

However, only the winner of
the snowball fight can open it.

That's one unreasonable condition!

I guess that's why it didn't
open yesterday, huh...

All right... I'm going to
get something out of the box

that will prevent Yuko-san
from having her way ever again!

Now, guys, make your own
snowman in any shape you want!

What? "Snowman?"

I thought it was supposed
to be a snowball fight.

Stop babbling and make one!
I'll explain later!

Her facial expression and her line don't
correspond with each other at all...

Putting that aside,
I am going to win this!

All right, it's done!

That's not a snowman.
That's a snow bunny.

What's wrong with that?
Hey, wait a sec!

There's no way I'd call
that a snowman!

On the other hand,
yours is adorable, Himawari-chan!

What?

It's a clione, right?

I see... You must be good
at sculpting and stuff.

What is "clione?"

Huh? Uh, nothing...

You should keep your word of praise
until you take a look at mine!

Th-That's too full-blown...

It's a Pegasus?

Yeah, it's cute!

Th-Thank you.

Wanna see mine, too?

--Huge!
--Ta-da!

Its name is White Mokona!

Y-You!

Guys! So everyone's finished!

Now we're going to start the snowball
fight we all have been waiting for.

The rule is rather complicated,
so listen carefully.

Use your snowman to throw snowballs
at each other! That's all!

That's it?

Wait, what do you mean
by "Use your snowman

to throw snowballs at
each other," anyway?

That's what she meant.

Hey, he made a false start!

Look at you! You lost
even before it started!

More importantly, how come
a snowman is moving on its own?

It's just a block of snow, isn't it?

As far as its composition goes,
it's just H2O, right?

There are all kinds of trifling theories,

but they're a pain in the butt,
so forget about it!

Just look at it as a fantastical moment
that happened on the snowy day!

All right, it's time to
activate White Mokona!

Pilder, on!

Is it a rocket punch?

What? What's that?

Well, I guess it doesn't concern me,
as I have already lost.

Good luck, everyone.

Mokkokko!

Gaoooo!

Hey... Huh? My bunny has
been defeated already!

I'm going to settle an old score!

That's my line!

That was not cool!

Huh? Oh well, it's just snow after all.

I'm saved...

Hmph... you were saved
by his short legs!

That's not something you
should be bragging about!

First of all, it was modeled
after you, wasn't it?

No, it's different.

Huh? How?

White Mokona and Black Mokona.

That's difference in color!

--Hey.
--Huh?

Do you call it a loss?

That'll show you!

It's a divine punishment!
Divine punishment!

Huh? Look at that! It's moving!

It must've dug a hole
and hid in there.

--How petty.
--What did you say?

I don't want to hear that from
someone who made a false start!

--Oh...
--H-Hey! Wait! Come back here!

Desert in the face of the enemy, huh?
It is petty, after all.

Hey, fight a little at least!

You damned son of a b*tch!

Ow!

What the hell all of a sudden?

You made her cry again, didn't you?

Heh?

Thank goodness. He hasn't lost yet.

See! You made her cry!

No, that's not true!

No excuse! Punish him!

What?

No!

It's not what you think!
He didn't do anything!

Ow-ow-ow! Ow!

Everyone, stop it!

W-We're sorry!

We're ready to face any punishment.

That's okay. Um, I'm very sorry.
It was my fault.

No, I thank you for saving me.

Hey! I'm not the one you're
supposed to throw it at!

Can't you at least show
a willingness to win?

Look at them, having a lot of fun!

On the other hand, I, the organizer,
am feeling completely left out...

Does this look like...
we're having a lot of fun?

But you know what?
The one who'll win at the end is me.

Huh?

Come forth! Come here!

Isn't she just an organizer?

What the...

Looks like we've got one with
a little mettle now, huh?

But at the end, it's no match for me!

I'm not so sure about that.

Damn! Not bad... Raijin!
[thunder god]

Fuujin! [wind god]

This is supposed to be
a snowball fight, right?

Yeah!

Why isn't it working at all?
Are you sure it's made out of snow?

Don't you underestimate
the power of fantasy!

A ruleless, atrocious fight...

Right.

Not bad.

Come on, what's the matter?

Why can he make
that many snowballs?

Maybe because of that...

Here it goes! Here it goes! Here it goes!
Here it goes! Here it goes...

My secret measures-
That's Maru and Moro's backup aide!

I call it "human-wave tactics!"

That's foul!

Not to mention, the meaning of your
tactics and plans are overlapping!

Raijin!

Looks like I won.

What's left is...

Wait!

She has no chance.

Right.

Hey, where are you going?

Himawari-chan!

Get away from that! Now!

Now do it!

I've always wanted to say that line!

A ringleader of a three-person
group this time, huh?

What are you talking about?
And why are you lounging, anyway?

I wonder what Mistress
is doing right now.

Judging from what we can see,

don't you think she's most likely
kicking so many butts out there?

Sure! Sure! So, you go
ahead with more snowballs.

You should do it. Here.

You, or else. Here.

Why? Here.

Don't say that. Here.

Especially you should. Here.

Contrary to my expectation. Here.

Clione!

Clione, you're amazing!

It may be getting close
to its limit...

You're right...

Oh boy, it's lost. But it was fun!

Well, I guess it's decided
that I'm the winner.

Hold on a second!

I'm still in.

Oh! You don't give up, do you?

Were you hiding again? How petty.

You, over there! Stop saying petty!

I'd like to strike back,
but look what he's got...

Good luck to you, Watanuki-kun!

All right, you hang in there.

Yuko-san, this is a one-on-one duel!

As you wish!

Darling, time to punish him!

Is he gonna use electric shock?

Hey, what the hell was that?

Oh, wait. I actually know
what she's referring to...

Go! Uh, bunny!

Hey, I said go! He's gonna get you! Hey!

All right, run at least! Please!

You were running around like
crazy just a minute ago!

How much of a contrary fellow are you?

I'm done for!

I think you're slacking. Here!

That's not true. Here!

Just switch for a second. Here!

I don't want to. Here!

You have to switch. Here!

No way. Here!

Finally, no more ba*ls!

You can't do anything
without the sh**ting weapon!

What's the matter?
Go ahead and sh**t!

All right, I'm gonna
start attacking, then!

Two... One...

D-Did I just win?

Awesome, Watanuki-kun!
You're the winner!

You were saved by your
opponent's mistake.

But I still won! Isn't that right?

I guess that can't be helped.
Fine. I admit my loss.

Whoopee! Great! What a miraculous
development that was!

I'm glad that I've lived
as long as I lived!

After all, you should never
give up until the last moment!

All right, it's all done.

Hey, will you stop looking so indifferent
about this whole thing

as soon as you lost?

I can get anything
I wish for, right?

What should I wish for?

Wish for that? Wish for this?

By the way, Watanuki,
what's tonight's dinner?

Huh?

What? What?

Oh, because we were
talking about dinner,

your focus must've gotten
shifted to that subject.

What did you say?

Why don't we have a hotpot party
out here tonight?

I figured something like
this might happen, so...

Jeez, that was heavy!

We've got them!

And I also figured something
like this might happen, so...

Here.

Come on, guys, get in there!

Watanuki, you make sure we
have everything ready, okay?

That must've been a lie!

Sounds like you've been
prepared for this!

She must've plotted this whole thing!

Are you sure this casserole
with obscure designs

wasn't in the box from
the very beginning?

Don't call it "obscure designs!"

I guess this is how it
usually turns out...

After all, life is all about
when to give up...

Thank you for the food!

This makes me want to drink!
Watanuki, give me some beer!

Hey, me too!

I think I'll have some, too!

Here you go. Thanks for waiting.

Watanuki-kun, the hotpot is delicious!

--Right?
--Yeah.

Shouldn't we help him?

It's okay. He's doing that
because he wants to.

Watanuki, we need more
garland chrysanthemums

and shiitake mushrooms!

I think it's time to add seafood!
Bring shrimp and oysters!

Yeah, yeah, I'll get them.

One "yeah" is enough.

Watanuki, can I get
shochu with hot water?

I told you this before, but serve
shochu and umeboshi separately.

I want hot sake next! Bring me
a big cup instead of a tiny one!

This is so unreasonable!

Light pink corrupted
midsummer's eve dreams

Yearning for the mayfly
that flies away

The dream bonfire burns out

The vestiges of life,
glistening in the waves

The face of someone you're
crazy about is swaying

As though walking on air,
as though in a blur,

dancing with you in a dream

Light pink corrupted
midsummer's eve dreams

Yearning for the mayfly
that flies away

Thinking of you, dreaming a dream,
in a dream, in a dream

Overflowing delight,
everlastingly, everlastingly

Light pink corrupted...

Inerasable memories.

The sealed truth.

The moment of eternity
comes back to life.

I wonder if it'll be in
balance one day and vanish.

The sin and its punishment.

Next time, Holic, "Atonement"

Shall I grant your wish?