01x04 - The Curse of the Onassis

[bunniefuu]

Tell me about Madrid.

Oh, Madrid.

Madrid, the cursed city.

Madrid was everything I had dreamt of.

But above all,

Madrid showed me who I was.

But why did you leave marbella?

You found your place there, right?

Yes, my love, but I was young.

I was on fire

And I wanted more,

to be out there, discover.

Marbella ain't enough

for someone like me.

Alfonso's idea was to spend the weekend

and have me come along.

- Madrid and I

- Hello.

Was love at first sight.

Here we are.

Here you go.

Thank you. Whoo!

As usual, Alfonso and I hit the streets,

and that's how Javier and I met.

Back then, I was horny as hell.

I had to try it all.

Javier fell madly in love

with me that first night.

When Alfonso left, Javier

asked me to stay with him.

But I was a sl*t

and couldn't stay with just one.

Get out of here, you f*cking cheater!

You're a wh*re!

Get out! Get out. Go.

Luckily, before we split.

Javier got me a job

in a hospital's kitchen.

Morning, josefa.

Today I got you some chicken

and mashed potatoes.

Let me

But the pay was bad.

- Hello.

- Tania?

Come in.

I had to work like crazy

to make ends meet.

I was just working

and working all the time

That I almost forgot

Why I moved to Madrid.

Until one day, she walked in.

No matter how lost you feel

Life always reminds you who you are.

My god, what's the emergency?

A TV channel called!

Wh-what?

- Yes, a TV channel!

- A frickin' TV show!

What did they say?

They know you're writing the book.

I-I just have to go to Madrid.

- I-I'm having a polygraph test.

- Cristina, that's incredible!

They know we're writing

your story. Amazing, Cristina.

I'm such a fatty.

I can't go like this.

Of course you are. And she

refuses to eat any vegetables.

You cannot miss out

on this amazing opportunity.

- Would you come along?

- Seriously?

I can't go with her.

I don't have a dog-sitter,

and my back pain's

k*lling me. Impossible.

Do you like Madrid?

I've never been there.

You're so naive and provincial.

You're about to go

to the Madrid of la veneno.

You're gonna freak out!

All right, just picture this.

La veneno comes back to the TV.

Honey, listen to me.

You need to keep an eye on her, baby.

Yes, of course.

She's out of her mind right now.

- Not to worry, paca.

- Thank you, my dear.

I cannot believe this is happening.

Easy now, girl.

You'll be fine, Cristina.

You re a shining star,

and people want you back.

You've been missed, Cristina.

Let me tell you something.

Don't you try to outsmart the machine.

It will bust you.

- When have I ever lied, paca?

- You're shameless.

You're the one who has no shame here.

- Give me an example! Just one.

- I have plenty of examples!

How 'bout the $100 million mansion?

Shut up. Stop f*cking around.

- I'm not.

- You have no idea.

Hey.

You can't be here.

- Really?

- Yeah.

The most beautiful places

always have restricted access.

You're right. It's nice.

Madrid

The cursed city.

Why are you doing here?

Committing suicide.

It was a bad joke.

Want a cigarette?

Well, yeah.

What's your name, dear?

My name is José Antonio,

but they call me joselito.

Cristina.

Cristina onassis.

Cristina? That's pretty.

I named myself.

What do you mean, named yourself?

Honey, anything is possible in this life.

Who's onassis?

You don't know who Cristina onassis was?

No.

Cristina onassis was

a rich heiress, a millionaire,

daughter to Aristotle onassis,

a Greek man, totally loaded.

She was the entire package,

elegant, famous, and divine.

But a few days

after she received her fortune,

she was found dead

by a friend in the bathtub.

You bear the name of a dead woman?

I share my name with a star, hon.

Life turned the name into a tragedy.

What a sad story.

It reminds me

I'm still alive, José Antonio

And every day could be the last.

Bye, hon.

Hey, Cristina.

I want to be like you.

Have you got a pen?

Go to the pharmacy on Luna street.

Tell them I sent you.

You'll buy, uh

Topasel and progynon,

100 milligrams.

And if you need me,

you can always find me in west park.

That's where all the girls are.

And what do you do?

Hustle.

There's no other choice.

Check this out.

You're gonna love it.

Come in. Come in.

Just give me a moment.

My house!

Huh?

Isn't it a palace?

Not like paca's, right?

It's incredible, Cristina.

Not the kitchen, though.

It's a mess.

That was the wall that caught fire,

and the insurance paid to fix it up.

Oh! There's that cast.

I made a lot of money with that thing.

Every client I had,

boom, right up their asses.

That was fun.

Valeria, check this out.

Look at this. Scandalous.

Can we use these pictures for the book?

Of course. You can have

any of them you want.

I got plenty.

Look. My parents

when they were young.

Who do I look like, huh?

- Like your mother.

- No way.

Not my mother.

Sh-she's butt-ugly.

I meant my dad.

We've got the same eyes.

Look at this, Valeria.

I'll get married

And k*ll myself.

And look at this.

Look. Look.

I've got more dresses than Norma duval.

Please try this on.

What?

For real?

No lie!

How do I look?

Just like me back in the nineties.

Wearing that dress, one night,

I worked so much, my legs were burning.

I made tons of money with it.

That dress now belongs to you.

Cristina, you don't have to.

Yes, I have to,

because you and me

are like mother and daughter.

And I had a mother.

She was Cristina onassis.

She gave me this dress.

Now I'm your mother,

and I want you to have it.

Maybe in the future,

you'll have a daughter

and give it to her,

the dress or my book,

so she knows my story.

Well, thank you, Cristina.

You look so scandalous.

Isn't it too short?

Not at all, hon.

Sluts on-screen score points.

You might even win a contract

for a big position or something.

As a future reporter,

you should know all this.

- But, uh

- Plus

I'm gonna give you

a little shot of topasel.

- What?

- A hormone from back then.

- Uh, no.

- Hold still.

- No!

- Come here!

Morning, Simon.

How are you today?

I brought you something really yummy.

You're gonna love it.

What did you do?

Nothing. Just my haircut.

Hey!

Why did you throw the tray?

I told you. He threw the tray.

That old guy can't even move.

He hates me.

He doesn't want to see me.

I try to serve him food,

and he throws it away.

He looks at me with spite.

He hates my guts. I've told you!

Listen, it's not the first complaint

we've had about your behavior.

What behavior?

Your attitude, José Antonio.

The way you dress

Your behavior

Are not proper here.

Not even in uniform do you look

Normal?

Your life is none of my business, but

This is not your place.

Facundo, I need this job.

I'm sorry, joselito.

I know that you will find a place

that that lines up with your

And this has nothing to do with that.

I'm okay with your decision.

I have a cousin that lives in Barcelona

that's just like you, but

Well, it's funny.

'Cause he also had to change

some aspects of his life

Hello.

Maricarmen, put mama on the phone.

Aw, joselito, it's just that

It's not the best time.

Can you tell me what's wrong?

I don't want to talk to you, maricarmen.

I want mama.

Sorry, joselito.

Mama's very busy right now.

She's frying potatoes.

She can't talk to you.

Stop it, maricarmen.

You think I'm stupid?

Joselito.

Just put mama on the phone.

Okay. Just a second.

Mama, it's joselito.

He says he wants to talk to you.

He's on the phone, waiting for you.

See, joselito?

Mama can't talk with you right now.

I'm sorry.

Call again some other time.

Joselito?

Joselito, are you okay?

How about if I come visit you?

I can come to Madrid to see you.

Are you okay?

Joselito!

Hello.

Welcome back to the show.

- Hi.

- And here's your host.

Ladies and gentlemen,

how are you tonight?

I suppose several of you

are already on holiday,

so let's take a different approach

Tania, can you do me a favor?

Where are you going so dressed up?

- Why do you care?

- Not gonna tell me, huh?

Do my makeup, and don't ask.

My god, those lips! Uhh.

That's what I've got, girl.

Come on. That's too high.

Lower the price.

I don't think so, honey.

If you want this, you gotta pay for it.

Hey, who are you?

Next time I see a f*g

accepting less than one k,

I'll grab her by the hair,

and I'll beat the sh*t out of her.

Get her against the car,

and break her teeth.

Who the f*ck is that?

No idea.

Hi. Cristina.

Oh, you know her?

Ooh! Manola's gonna freak out.

Just a second.

What the hell, girl?

You said I could visit you here

if I ever needed you.

True, you can visit, but not like this.

There are rules here.

But, Cristina, they fired me.

They left me with no money.

What the f*ck are you doing here?

Do as I say.

- I'm talking to you.

- Don't worry.

What's her name?

Go on. Tell them your name.

Tell us.

My name is Tania.

- Tania, she says.

- Ooh.

- Tania.

- Tania?

You sure your name's Tania?

You look more like Antonio.

Tania

Will be coming to sell sandwiches

from tomorrow onwards.

This f*gg*t came here

to sell us sandwiches?

Aren't you ladies always

saying that you're starving?

Until Fran comes back,

she'll be feeding us, okay?

Sounds great, love, 'cause we're

all about to faint out here.

Since Fran has gone,

we don't eat properly.

I want mine stuffed with sausage.

But, please, not yours, though.

- Sandwiches?

- Yes.

You need money, don't you?

- Yes.

- Go to the supermarket.

You buy, uh, some snacks,

soft drinks, and beers

and sell them to the chicks.

They're always starving

and eat pretty much like men.

But it's not fair, Cristina.

I just want to be like you.

I'm taking the hormones you told me to.

Oh, hon, I'm no boss here.

That one, manola,

she calls the shots.

And the next time

Try harder to pass.

I said no!

I look terrible!

Don't do my makeup!

I just want you to look beautiful.

Put that thing away.

My makeup artist is mariló.

She does my makeup, only her.

- How dare you?

- I said no. Please leave.

- Don't touch me!

- Let me finish!

But, Cristina, Cristina,

Cristina, what happened?

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna

- Cristina, what are you saying?

- I can't, Valeria.

- My god, calm down. Wait.

- I'm too nervous.

- I'm too fat and swollen.

- No, you're not!

Listen to me.

You look incredible, for real.

Trust me, you look spectacular.

You really mean it?

Do I look pretty?

Still has

a very polemic life.

Beautiful.

Today we've got a big surprise

for our audience.

We twisted her arm

to convince her to come back,

and we managed to.

Tonight

The biggest star in Spain,

an icon,

the woman who's beauty

has put a spell on Spain.

Perfect.

Look what a goddess.

Give it up for Cristina la veneno!

Veneno.

Veneno.

Don't just stand there.

We're waiting on you.

There's the polygraph.

Give it up for la veneno!

- And she looks beautiful tonight.

- Looks to me

you took everything

in your wardrobe, my dear.

And she's ready.

Cristina la veneno.

A toy destroyed

by our Spanish television.

Pot, kettle.

I'm dynamite. How dare you?

Well, veneno, with any luck,

I won't end up being

a broken toy like you.

No, no, let's hope

you don't end up like that.

Okay, then, let's get started

with our polygraph.

Okay. Just focus, Cristina.

I am focused, unlike you.

- Oh, boy.

- Excuse me?

Here we go.

Let's get started.

Question number one.

Did you leave your hometown

because they were disrespectful

and abused you there?

- Yes.

- Good.

Is it true you have always

felt that you were a woman?

Yes.

Did you start trading your body for money

because you are transgender

and no one would hire you?

Cristina, Cristina,

please, we need you

to answer the question.

Exactly. That's correct.

Hey, Fanny.

How's your night going?

Good until you came in

with your ugly face.

- But, anyway

- Have a sandwich on me, honey.

Perhaps after taking a big sh*t,

you feel less constipated.

And you, hon, want one?

They're not expensive.

Oh, kiddo, we don't eat.

We're supermodels.

I've seen you before

eating d*ck like a monster.

Mortadella? Again?

Really? Are you stupid or what?

I already told you I don't eat this.

'Cause mortadella

Is very cheap and makes me sick,

- just like you.

- Tania.

Tania. Tania.

I'm gonna kick your a*s, m*therf*cker.

Oh, my god.

You look so beautiful tonight.

Oh, right, you look so fine, honey.

You look like Cindy Crawford tonight.

- So beautiful.

- You like it?

You're the b*mb.

Look at that dress.

She is like a version

of Paloma San basilio

- before doing her nose.

- Yeah.

As she'd say, coffee for two.

Won't you buy a sandwich?

At this pace, I'm never gonna get t*ts.

It's bad timing.

I can't work after eating.

It's very cheap.

Buy one, and bin it, then.

- Come on.

- I can't work if I'm full.

- Hold it. I've gotta pee.

- Careful with the wolf.

- He might want to eat your muff.

- I'm hungry, but I shouldn't.

And you might want

to empty my basket, fatty!

I'll have a couple of snacks

and two or three beers.

- I'm starving.

- Help yourself!

What's in them, anyway?

Hey, handsome.

What can I do for you tonight?

Show me, baby.

Stop right there, m*therf*cker!

Stop the car!

You piece of sh*t!

I hope you f*cking die!

Stop the car! Stop right there!

Son of a b*tch!

Give me my money!

Stop the car, you jerk!

Hey! Let's see if you've

got ba*ls to come out!

- Get out, you piece of sh*t!

- Come out now!

- m*therf*cker.

- Let me go.

You b*stard, give her the money!

I'll k*ll you!

Give her the money!

My money, m*therf*cker!

What are you doing?

Let him go, you idiot!

You're gonna k*ll him!

What are you doing

strangling the clients, girl?

They'll shut our business down.

I'm sorry, manola.

I don't know what got into me.

Some of them might be criminals,

but it doesn't mean

we have to be like them.

Are you on hormones?

Yeah, for a couple of months.

And how's the snack business?

It's pretty bad, manola,

not enough for what I want.

What do you want?

To be like the rest of the hotties.

To get totally stacked like you are.

From now on,

you can grab the newbies corner.

But listen. The roundabout

is only for the prettiest.

You hear me? You don't go there.

You for real, manola?

Yes.

- Seriously?

- Yes.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

It's not that easy.

There are rules to comply with, okay?

First rule, don't quit the hormones.

Men in drag don't belong here.

Second, you stick to

the established rates, period.

We are all family here.

And third, we never steal.

Don't worry. I don't steal.

I really hope so.

And don't do drugs.

That's just free advice,

- not a rule, though.

- Fine.

How big is your package?

Just a small pea, more or less.

Well, you gotta work a little bit more.

You know what men are after.

Whatever it takes, manola.

Then welcome to the park of the west.

Sorry, honey.

That's what I charge.

- Take it, or leave it.

- Aw, come on.

But I promise I'm worth it.

To the question

Did you start trading your body for money

because you are transgender

and no one would hire you..

No, no.

I want the blondie!

- Blondie?

- Oh, her?

Listen, that one's yours.

He wants the new girl.

la veneno's answer was yes.

And the lie detector says that

It's a lie!

- Gotcha!

- Your story's based on a lie.

- Exactly.

- Wait. Wh-what did you say?

I didn't get it.

Cristina, you've been lying.

You lied, honey.

You're nothing but a liar.

And that's

because you liked it, Cristina.

- Of course.

- I'm not lying.

Way back then, you

You couldn't find a job

if you were transgender.

Let's move on to the next question.

And this one is a really

shameful one for you, veneno.

Is it true that you're broke?

Veneno's answer was a no.

And the lie detector says that

Cristina

It says you're lying.

Oh, man, you're so funny.

If I was lying and I'm broke,

then tell me, who bought this dress?

It sure wasn't my mother.

Your mother should come

to take this test,

- too, Cristina, right?

- Okay, all good.

I'm sure she would be more honest.

Veneno, veneno, please focus.

There's more to come.

To the question, i-is it true

that you actually tore a nipple

From one of your coworker's breasts

to earn her respect?

- Now it's gonna say no.

- Why would it say yes?

You're some kind of Spielberg,

and you think

you can just make up a story?

Veneno, your answer was yes.

The polygraph determines

One more lie.

You 'bout you stick

that lie detector up your a*s?

- You have quite an imagination.

- The horror.

- This is a movie plot here.

- We have Tarantino here.

- I cannot believe my ears!

- My god.

Nothing was ever true, then!

You're lying through your teeth.

These kinds of topics are very difficult.

Why did you come here to lie?

All right.

And now please don't go anywhere,

because we'll return

after this commercial break.

Cristina.

Cristina, are you okay?

Please, Cristina. Cristina!

Open the door, okay?

Cristina, are you all right?

Let me see that.

God.

Okay, got it.

How could you do that to her?

I'm sorry. What?

How could you do that to Cristina?

To Cristina? Cristina has

a distinct ability to lie.

She's done it her whole life.

That's nothing new.

No need for a polygraph to know that.

Well, you must already know

we're writing a book.

Everything she said is true.

And who is the writer?

I'm assuming that it's you.

Yes.

We're writing it together.

Okay, listen, darling, this is a TV show.

Cristina is very funny

when she gets angry,

and that's all.

It's nothing personal, darling.

You don't know her at all.

Good luck with your book, sweetie.

We're back from commercial

in 5, 4

Here we are again, ladies and gentlemen.

On tonight's show

Hey! Ugly face, what's up?

The kid here just gave me five grand.

You hear me?

How much did you make tonight, as*h*le?

Don't you dare look at me!

I don't want to see your butt-ugly face.

- It's always a bad omen.

- Fanny, leave her alone.

f*ck off.

I'm not gonna leave her alone.

- f*ck off!

- Stop that now.

Shut up. Come on.

as*h*le!

Doe rabbit?

Doe rabbit.

Girl!

- Paca?

- Good god!

What's up?

Paca, oh, my god.

What are you doing here?

Well, since I come here

just once in a blue moon,

they've given me this sad spot,

the spot where Saint Joseph

wouldn't even leave his his handsaw.

Yeah, I know.

It's my spot, too.

Look at you.

You finally jumped in, right?

Well, yeah, but I'm a little bitter.

What's with all the negativity?

What's the matter?

Paca, because the clients

that come to this area are the worst.

They all are ugly,

alcoholic, and fat as f*ck,

and plus they pay peanuts.

I'll never get my new t*ts.

Check out these bee stings.

Have you ever seen Fanny's?

These bee stings don't stand a chance!

I want boobies, paca, just like yours.

Okay, I get it. Come on.

Don't worry, girl.

We all have to go through this

before we get to where she is, okay?

Do you really think that,

one day, she woke up like that?

No, she didn't.

But the one thing you can't do

is act like tutankhamen's mummy

and let all these girls crush you.

Are you andalusian or not?

Let it all out, honey. Come on!

You've got those bee stings.

Well, you sell that, too.

Hey, I'm marta Sánchez.

Let me breast-feed you.

I am this. I am that.

Touch the client's Willy

just for fun. Market yourself.

I can't believe you're letting her win.

What, she better than you?

Hell, no.

She's nothing more than

a lucky blonde chick, period.

Oh, forgive me.

I'm a very sinful nun.

Someone wash my sins away, I beg of you.

Stuff me like a Turkey, honey.

- The Nazis are here!

- Run!

- The Nazis!

- Run away!

Come on!

Get over here, you f*gg*t!

- Get out of here!

- Come here!

Paca!

I'll cut your ba*ls, f*g!

Ah, yeah.

Make me like you.

Dress me like a Princess.

I will be your sl*ve.

I want to be your sl*ve.

Come on. Tell me.

I'll do anything. Humiliate me.

I'm hotter than you, you sl*t.

Hey, beautiful!

- Where you going?

- Hello.

Madonna Santa!

Quanto sei Bella!

Mamma Mia! Bellissima.

Speak to me in English.

I'm Angelo from italia.

I'm Tania from the street.

- The street?

- Mm-hmm.

I've just fallen in love.

You in love, hon?

With love or without it, it's 20k, babe.

No, I want a date with you.

Oh, you want a date?

I want a pony, love,

but no money, no honey.

Please, someone help me!

Please, somebody help me!

Cristina!

Cristina, please wake up.

Cristina!

Come on!

Please help me!

Stop a car.

- Cristina!

- Cristina.

- What's wrong?

- Cristina.

- Do something!

- Let's go. Get her up.

What happened? What's going on?

- Oh, wake up, Cristina!

- Dear lord.

- It's open. Get her in.

- Please, sir.

Thank you so much.

- To the hospital.

- To the hospital.

To the emergency room!

- Emergency room?

- Cristina, come on!

- Please.

- Go with her, manola!

What was that?

Oh, my god.

I can't believe it.

What happened? What's going on?

You have one new voice mail.

Valeria.

I've seen the show.

Are you okay?

Call me whenever you can.

We have to reconsider

a new approach for the book.

Valeria.

Thanks for that.

No worries.

Do you feel okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

That polygraph thing,

lie lie detector, my a*s.

You know my story.

I've told you all of it.

I told you everything, about the prince.

Well, Cristina, about that prince

"About that prince" what?

The prince was real.

He was dropped off at my place

by a limousine.

He was dressed up as a builder,

and I f*cking f*cked him.

He was one of my fans.

A story that only you

and Lydia lozano know!

Who's to believe,

that that polyfuck or la veneno?

Well, you, Cristina, of course.

I mean, it's just the way you talk

about your life sometimes

And what?

When you ripped off

that prost*tute's nipple, for example.

I tore off her nipple with one chomp.

Back then, things were

really different, okay?

You understand?

And that night,

the storm was raging so bad

that the wh*res

were floating in the park.

Do you want to write my book?

Do you want to hear my story?

Drive to chueca, and hurry up!

Take us to la mito.

You're about to see la veneno's Madrid,

the Madrid when I was young.

Good morning, champion!

I made you a stew.

It's got beans, chickpeas,

chicken, chicken bones, everything.

You're gonna love it!

It'll bring you back to life.

The food here isn't nutritious enough.

Look at you.

You're white as a ghost.

You shouldn't have.

I'm not hungry.

You'll eat it because I said so

and because I made it

- with all my heart and twat.

- Tania.

Everything's upside down at west park.

Manola's going crazy.

The Nazis still keep randomly coming by.

And we've got two new girls.

They're making a total mess.

- Tania.

- And I so I said

once you meet my Cristina,

you will see

- Tania.

- Who's the boss.

I'm not coming back.

What are you talking about?

Are you planning

on moving in to the hospital?

You'll have to leave at some point.

I won't go back.

'Cause I have to go away.

No.

You're not going anywhere.

I'll be fine.

It's just for a while.

Where to?

Greece.

I'm going home.

Where else would I go?

Will you write to me?

If I have time, yes.

What will I do without you, Cristina?

I've got two presents for you.

The first one is

To have my spot in west park.

You'll make money there

so you can afford a good surgeon.

And the second

And the most important

It's my name.

That Tania name,

it's not you.

Your name has to be

Cristina.

But how am I gonna use Cristina?

That's your name.

What's an onassis without a heiress?

You never told me

how Cristina onassis died.

She bore a curse, sweetheart,

the same we all have to bear

as an onassis.

What's up, ugly face?

What the hell you doing there?

That's onassis' spot.

f*ck off, or I will beat your a*s

and leave you f*cking crippled.

Are you deaf or what, idiot?!

Listen, you f*ck.

You're scratching the ba*ls

of a tiger. You get that?

You're uglier than a pile of sh*t,

and you're as stiff as a cheap dildo.

Someday the tables might turn,

and I'll be the one

who is beating your ugly a*s.

As of right now,

you're all gonna call me Cristina,

and this spot is where I'm standing.

Are you listening, b*tches?

Hey, hey, come on.

Easy, everyone.

- b*tch, please.

- Shh!

Ladies, have some respect

for our friend Cristina

and her new official spot.

Listen to me, you piece of sh*t.

For you to level up

to the height of my a*s,

it would have to be

the day hell freezes over

and pigs start to f*cking fly.

Get out of my sight,

or I will slice those

little q*eer t*ts of yours off

and stick them up your a*s.

You heard me?

f*ck off!

What did I say?!

Go. Don't get yourself

into more trouble, girl.

Pour me another.

Cristina, that's enough.

Quiet.

- One more?

- That's right.

- That's the spirit, right?

- Fun-time girl.

- You got me.

- Another drink for the lady.

Little cough syrup for you.

- Here you go, kiddo.

- Great.

Next.

Hey, you got it, love.

- That's eight bucks, you know.

- No way.

I've never paid a cent for a drink here.

Things don't work that way anymore.

Want me to blow you?

I'm kidding.

Open a tab. Keep it open.

Come on. f*ck that guy.

Having fun tonight, guys?

You're a hottie, aren't you?

Hey, get your hands off him, lady.

I'm la veneno!

- I don't care who you are.

- Cristina,

- let's get out of here.

- Stop it.

That m*therf*cker still isn't here.

Who?

It was the perfect storm.

When I had money,

it rained sugar every night.

Cristina, I don't understand.

I don't know who you're talking about.

Then leave!

Cristina Ortiz?

Yes, sir.

The surgeon's waiting for you.

Don't worry. It'll be fine.

- Let's go.

- And, you,

take good care of her.

Make her the new Raquel Welch.

Sure. There we go.

- You the surgeon?

- Ah, no.

I'm a nurse.

Dr. Sala is the surgeon.

I want to have big, huge boobs

like two Soviet missiles,

boom, boom.

Several thunderstorms are raging

through regions

all across the entire country,

the worst of which

are located in central Spain,

where rain is pouring down

Creating incredible flooding

everywhere throughout Madrid.

Are you paca?

Yes. Come in.

Honey.

Honey.

How are you feeling?

I'm fine, paca.

Your sister came to visit you.

You want me to let her come in?

Come in, maricarmen.

Joselito.

Maricarmen, what are you doing here?

I've come to visit you.

What do you think?

Well

Very handsome.

Oh, my, but you look just like mama.

That's my biggest fear, maricarmen.

What is?

To be like mama.

Stay down!

And now what?

What do you say now,

m*therf*cker?! Huh?

What do you think?

A boob job doesn't change sh*t!

You're still an ugly b*tch!

Cristina.

- You! Who the f*ck is she?

- Cristina!

- Who is this b*tch, huh?

- Cristina, stop!

Knock her out! k*ll her!

Who's on top now?

- Who?! Say it!

- Say it, b*tch!

We come from a dark place, joselito,

but we cannot run away from who we are.

It's our heritage.

And we have no other choice

but to use our agony,

either to hurt others

f*ck!

What are you doing with that sl*t?

- You're totally insane!

- Out!

- You have to go!

- I'll cut you!

Hey, stop it! I'm begging you!

- Angelo, you get out, too!

- Come back here!

or use it

to defend what's ours.

- The Nazis are coming!

- Nazis are here!

I'm gonna k*ll you, you f*ck!

m*therf*ckers, come on!

Oh, this girl is just like venom!

Bring the g*ns!

No one's gonna hurt us anymore!

Wait for me, you as*h*le!

Get out of here, m*therf*ckers!

- f*ck off!

- f*ck off!

f*ck off!

From this day forward,

all of you are

are gonna call me Cristina!

Cristina.

Cristina, where are we?

Isn't it obvious?

This is west park.

That m*therf*cker's always here.

Let's go home.

Hey, you! You filthy b*tch!

Cristina, come on!

What are you doing with Angelo?

- Veneno, you shouldn't be here!

- It's my house!

No, this is

no longer your home. Leave!

- Quiet! I'll cut you!

- Cristina, no!

Shut up!

You are done, Cristina.

You are ruined.

This poor little girl

will get destroyed by you.

Because everything you touch

is destroyed.

Don't get near her.

She's a liar and crazy.

Get away before it is too late.

Cristina, let's go home.

- I'm begging you.

- Leave me alone!

- Just go!

- Come with me, Cristina

- Go away!

- Please.

Listen to them, and get out of here!

- Leave!

- But, Cristina.

Leave, and don't come back!

I don't care!

Get out!

Are you for real?

- Let go of me.

- Cristina!

Now go!

I pity you, Cristina.