05x04 - The Grapes of Wrath

[bunniefuu]

[Tammy] Previously
on 1000-lb Sisters...

My sister's wanting to leave
with her two kids.

Her husband's not
wanting to let her.

Won't give her her debit card.

I'm done, Michael.

This was the final straw
for me.

I don't know where I'm going,
I don't know how long

I'm gonna be there,

but I'm getting the hell out.

[Amy speaking]

The only good way to sweat
is the good old bag method.

After the big blow-up
at Amy's house the other day,

me and Misty snuck
a couple cigarettes.

And definitely need
to sweat out that nicotine

because if we don't pass
that nicotine screen,

then we can't get
approved for surgery.



I went up 37 pounds.

[Tammy speaking]

[upbeat music playing]

[Chris] Oh, this is a little
bit better.

You know, this is a whole
lot easier on my back.

[chuckles]

Misty and Amanda
got some big news.

So, today, us and Misty,
Chris and Amanda

are all gonna go out
for brunch to celebrate.

[Chis speaking]

[Amy] It's good for Tammy

because she is missing
her husband.

And, for me, I just
wanna get out of the house

and not think about divorce
or anything.

I just wanna feed my face.
[chuckles]

[Chris] It's got a place
just for Tammy.

That's what I'm talking about.

-All right. Thanks.
-At the head of the table.

Perfect.

[Amanda] A couple days ago,

Misty and I finally made it

to our final approval
appointment with Dr. Smith.

The last time I saw you all,

the biggest goal I gave you
was stop smoking.

With all of the drama
happening,

man, it's been tough
to put the cigarettes down
and quit smoking.

At times, we messed up.

So there's that thought
in my mind, you know,

well, what if we don't pass?

What if we don't make the cut?

We did some blood work on you

and that blood work says...

your test was negative.

I see no reason why
we shouldn't be able

to help you
and do surgery on you.

Cool, cool, cool, cool.

Okay?

[Amanda] Together, right?
Me and her?

Yeah. Not at the same time.

-Absolutely not.
-That's a little changeling.

-He's only got two hands.
-I don't want her cooties

-passed onto me.
-I ain't got cooties.

-How about back to back?
-[laughs]

[Amanda]
That sounds good to me.

-You know what this really is?
-What is this?

It's the last supper
of the fat family.

You don't call people fat.
You call them thick.

I'm thick in all
the right places.

[Amy] I'm thick in all
the wrong places.

I need to put some
of this belly in my a*s.

[laughter]

No, I got my own excess skin
to work with, honey.

[laughs]

-You almost got no a*s at all.
-[laughs]

[laughter]

I am not fat.

I'm P-H-A-T,
pretty hot and tempting.

-[Chris] Oh!
-[Misty] She dreaming.

-She is dreaming.
-[Tammy speaking]

All I got to say about that

is I'm glad I got some
boots on cause
[bleep] getting deep.

[laughter]

[Chris] The crazy thing about
this is Amanda and Misty

both are getting
the surgery now,

which complete the five
siblings having the surgery.

I'm proud of them.

They should have jumped on
the bandwagon a hell

of a long time ago
so we could all be...

Boy, could you imagine
Dr. Smith.

Pop, pop, pop, pop,
pop, all one time.

That'd be crazy, wouldn't it?

[laughs]

-Talking about--
-Do we got a family discount?

-[laughs]
-[bleep].

All right.
Are you guys ready to order?

-Yes.
-Yes, ma'am.

I want the grilled chicken

but take off the bread please.

[Tammy] I want the rib eye.

[waitress] Would you like
a soup or a salad with it?

-Chili.
-Chili?

I want a tomahawk.

[waitress]
How would you like it cooked?

-[Chris] Girl.
-[Amanda] That's a 3-pounds.

[Misty] The doctor said
protein, protein, protein.

Tomahawk's protein.

Misty ordered a side of beef.
Hell.

And I don't blame her
because this is the last

real food meal that
they'll have for the next,

you know,
six weeks to two months.

Sucks to be them.

I'll be eating my cheeseburger
on the side.

Thank you. [laughs]

That's good.

[Tammy] It is good.

[Chris]
So honestly though, Amanda,

after multiple surgeries that
you've had over the years,

every time it seems
like you have one,

it takes a little longer
for you to recover.

Is that something
you're worried about?

I definitely have my concerns.

Every surgery you have there
is a risk of death.

It worries me because like
if something happens to me,

who's gonna look out
for my kids?

[Tammy] We will.

I mean, Misty,
what is your biggest fear?

Taking care of the kids,

you know,
if something happens.

Hearing Amanda and Misty get
worked up about the surgery

and them not making it out,
that's scary.

One slip and, oh,
Amanda's gone

or, oh, Misty's gone,
you know?

I need my sisters,

not only because
they're my support system

but it's family.

Why are you...
Why are you upset?

[Amanda]
Hey, listen, it's okay.

You've been through a lot
this past few weeks

and I'm gonna tell you like
me and Misty both

have talked about it
and I told her

to go have her surgery
'cause she needs it

because of the diabetes.

But if you need me to stay,
I'll stay.

I'll cancel and reschedule.

I can't do that.
Your surgery's more important.

If you don't go,
I'll just stress about it.

So I need you to go
and do this.

I need you
to come back though.

You know I'm coming back.

The boys can't lose you.

[Amanda] I know.
And I know it's scary.

I'm scared too.
We're all scared.

We are all afraid for
each other but I'll be fine.

[Chris] In a few days,

But I am worried about
leaving Amy and Tammy.

I hope that the house
is still standing

when we get back because Tammy
and Amy are there alone.

You know, with that being
said, Amy, how are you?

What's going on?

I'm just really tired
and exhausted.

-[Amanda] You just know...
-[Misty] I just wanna try it.

that you are doing
the right thing.

Don't play no games.

Get you a lawyer and get--

That's my next step.

At this point,
I don't know the next steps

of what's gonna happen,

but I know
I need to get a lawyer

and I know
I need to file for divorce.

[Amanda] Ooh, the food's here.

[Tammy] Damn b*tch.

[Chis] Misty, what's you--

[Tammy] I think all of us
could've ate off that.

-[Amy] Is that all hers?
-[waitress] Yes.

[Amanda] Lord, that's bigger
than Glenn.

You could knock that out
back in the day.

[Misty] You b*tches
is just jealous.

[Tammy] Anyways,
let's cheer, b*tches.

To surgery.

-[Amy] Cheers!
-[Tammy] To success.

[Tammy speaking]

[laughs]

Last supper.

This is a good last supper.

Yeah, we know you got a steak
bigger than your [bleep] head.

[laughter]

Steak bigger than your body.

Yeah. It took me a little bit
to eat that too.

[Amanda speaking]

It was probably wider
than her shoulders.

Hey, my dog really enjoyed it.

I took the bone home to Zeus

and he gnawed
and gnawed on that thing.

He was...

I was like,
"That's your Aunt Misty.

-She sent that home to you."
-[Misty laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

[man] Take care.
See you real soon.

[Amy] Alright, you have
a good day sir.

[Amy speaking]

The family finished
brunch and...

[Tammy] [bleep].
I'm scared of this.

I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared.

-[Amy] I got you.
-[Tammy] I'm scared.

-I'm scared.
-[Amy] I got you.

-I'm bracing you.
-[Tammy] Oh, okay.

[Amy speaking]

Oh, my God,
I might k*ll Tammy today.

-[Tammy] Yeah.
-Wee!

[chuckles]

It's been a hot minute since
I've been able to push Tammy.

[Tammy] Building! Amy!

[Amy] My bad.

But I'm blind
so I can't see [bleep].

[Tammy] You couldn't tell
if that light pole

was right there
in front of me?

[Amy] No.
I thought it was further.

[Amy speaking]

[Tammy] Yeah. Amy.

[Tammy speaking]

Amy. Fudge.

-You can't cut through here.
-Okay.

I don't like [bleep]
people watching,

'cause [bleep] people
don't [bleep] care.

Give me [bleep].

-[Amy] Okay.
-[Tammy sighs]

I wanna [bleep] leave.
I want to [bleep] leave.

That was [bleep] stupid.

Amy wasn't really
paying attention.

Now you're about to [bleep]
start crying as usual.

I'm not crying.

[Tammy] It should have been
common knowledge

that wheels can't go,

you know, over bumpy roads.

Okay. I get it and I'm sorry.

-And I was trying...
-It's fine. I'm just--

to do better...
I'll try to be better

about finding
my listening ears.

[laughs]

Yes.

[Tammy] I just need you being
a little more... You're...

[Tammy speaking]

-[laughs]
-No, I'm serious.

You pay attention.

Like Gage is doing this,

Glenn is doing this.

-I get what you're saying.
-[laughs]

-I get what you're saying.
-Right.

That's what I'm saying though.

Like treat me like that.

-You hear me but watch me too.
-Okay.

'Cause I'm trying
to make everything I do...

[chuckling] No.
That was Michael.

I went from Michael
to her.

Yeah. No, that was Michael,

and I'm better than that.

-[Amy chuckles]
-[Tammy] We're a team.

It's like a marriage
but not like a marriage

'cause, b*tch,
you can't divorce me.

-b*tch...
-Oh.

You are too.

-b*tch.
-[bleep].

-skank.
-[bleep] guzzler.

[laughs] You wh*re.

[laughter]

-[bleep].
-Jerkasaurus.

[laughs]

What the [bleep].

I have no come back.

[Amy] She lost.

[laughs]

[bleep] you.

b*tch.

You can leave
but the babies can stay.

[laughs]

What's the worst thing
that could happen?

[laughs]

Stay on your side
and I'll stay on mine.

Oh, you right.

[laughter]

[upbeat music playing]

[Amanda] Oh, it's a full moon
too, b*tches.

Oh, my Jesus.

I'm [bleep] nervous.

[Misty] I got butterflies
and pterodactyls.

[Chris speaking]

-[Misty] Oh, God.
-[Chris speaking]

[Misty speaking]

[Amanda]
So today is surgery day

and we just got
to the hospital.

I'm super excited.

I'm nauseous.

[laughs]

You ready for it
to be over with?

I'm just a ball of nerves.

Let's get this [bleep] done.

-Come on.
-Okay. Let's go.

[Amanda speaking]

[Misty speaking]

[Amanda speaking]

[Misty] I know.

It's a great feeling to know
that Misty is here with me

and we're going through
the same thing together.

The only thing that sucks
is I know that

she gets to go first.

[woman] So, Misty,
you're gonna go to three here.

-[Misty] Okay.
-You can set
all your things down.

Amanda's gonna go to two.

So I'll be just sitting
there waiting

and worrying and wondering.

You look like you're made
to go take a nap, girl.

You look that kind of relaxed.

[Chris] Yeah,
you look like it.

-Mmm-hmm.
-[laughs]

[laughs]

I'm worried about
Misty because Misty's

older than I am,
so I'm gonna say she's old,

and she don't heal
as well as she used to.

[Chris speaking]

-[Dr. Smith] Good morning.
-[Misty] Morning.

How are you?

How doing, buddy? How are you?

-I'm good.
-Good to see you.

-You're looking good.
-Thank you.

All right. It's your turn now.

Do you have any questions
for me?

Not that I can think of
right off hand.

[Dr. Smith] Misty is a really
uncontrolled diabetic.

It's amazing how much
insulin she's on at her age.

And so this is the most
effective surgery for her,

to give her the best chance
to resolve her diabetes,

as well as to help her
lose weight.

But like any surgery,
there's always risks

and complications that
we have to think about.

The risk of leaks,
risk of bleeding,

risk of infection,
risk of death.

I'll try it.

[Amy speaking]

[gags]

[Amy speaking]

[gags]

You need to calm down.

I have legit concerns
for my sister.

Just the thought of her
having complications.

[sobs]

[upbeat music playing]

[Tammy] Oh, tickle boy.

-Hey.
-Watch Aunt Tammy.

Watch it.

[Gage babbles]

Really?

[Amy] Me and Tammy
are kind of like

co-parents right now.

I'll get up with Glenn.

I'll take him in to her
and be like,

"Hey, can you watch him
while I go make a bottle?"

I go make a bottle and then
go change his diaper.

And then, you know,
by that time Gage gets up

and then we start
all over again.

-Come here.
-[Gage babbles]

Duck, duck, duck my foot.

Get your shirt on.

Really?

Thank you. Kiss.

Kiss. Oh. Oh, Gage.

You okay, buddy?

Yeah, you're fine.

Ooh.

[Amy speaking]

I'm glad
Chris is the one up there.

I was gonna say, you know,

Amanda and Misty,
they're b*tches.

[Amy chuckles]

Feels great knowing
that Amanda and Misty

are about to join us
with the weight loss surgery.

It means our family
is getting better.

Our family's getting
healthier.

Unless something goes wrong.

That's just...

That's what I'm scared
for the most.

My nerves are getting to me.

And this is kind
of why I wanna focus

on something else.

[Tammy]
I think we ought to go lunch.

-Maybe...
-[Amy] Yeah.

sushi.

[Amy speaking]

Hell no.

I've had some sushi
and I was like, "No."

[Tammy speaking]

Right.

[Tammy speaking]

[producer speaking]

[Tammy speaking]

You know how like you got
all this anger built up?

I booked us a room,
a rage room.

And... A rage room?

It's [bleep] awesome.

You go in this room

and you break [bleep]
on purpose.

You can throw hammers
and knives and glass plates.

Like oh.

Amy is always
on the verge of tears.

She's always on edge.

I do feel like
throwing something

or punching something or...

I know you haven't
been eating much.

I know you're
not sleeping well.

And now
that you're in my house,

you're gonna start
taking care of yourself.

You're gonna start eating
a little bit of something.

I want you happy.

[Amy] I try to be strong.

It is just hard.

[Tammy] I know.

And it hurts,
because she shouldn't have

to deal with my [bleep].

My big sister
needs help herself.

[mellow music playing]

-[Amanda] Hi. What's up?
-Hey, girl. How you feeling?

-[Amanda] Anxious.
-Anxious? Ah.

[Chris speaking]

Just ready to make sure...
I hear Misty's all right,

I'll be fine.

Hell, she's in the best hands
possible.

It still don't matter.

I just need to be able
to put my eyes on her

and make sure she's okay
before I'm put under.

I'm nervous for Misty
and myself,

but just the thought of her
having complications...

Hi, Molly. Bring me a tissue
or something [bleep].

[dramatic music playing]

She's in the best hands.

You need to calm down.

[Amanda] I am calm.
I'm in the damn bed.

-Are you done?
-No.

I'm ready for my sister
to come out of surgery.

And I'm ready for you
to chill the hell out.

At least to see
Dr. Smith's face.

You're blowing [bleep] out
of proportion. Calm down, hey.

I'm not blowing nothing
out of proportion.

I have every right to be
worried and it's not okay

for you
to dismiss my feelings.

I'm not dismissing
your feelings.

-You are though.
-No, I'm not.

I have legit concerns
for my sister.

We all do.

[country music playing]

[Amy speaking]

[Glenn] We don't know.

[Amy] You don't know.

[Tammy speaking]

[Amy speaking]

You can drive.

You drive me crazy every day.

You drive me crazy too.

You can't say that.

You wanna get some sushi?

Yeah. You wanna try sushi?

You want sushi. Yeah.

[Amy speaking]

What are you looking at?

[Tammy] I don't know.

I'll try it with you.

[Amy speaking]

Well, I don't want sushi
at a sushi restaurant.

I didn't want fish.

You know
I don't care for fish.

[waitress] All right, ladies.

I wanna start him off with
the chicken champuru meal.

And then we'll get
the quail eggs.

-Okay.
-And the tofu skin...

Sit. Sit, sit, sit.

Sit, sit, sit. Sit, sit, sit.

[waitress] You want the boat?
Okay.

Why'd you order a boat if
you didn't even want fish?

Because, I don't know.

I will try it, I guess,

to see what we like,

or what we don't like.

I wanna take
the boat with me...

[laughs]

Tap, tap, tap.

Wait.

You're gonna hurt yourself.
Stop.

Hey, look at this.

[waitress] It will go
on about two minutes.

When it comes out,
you're ready to eat.

Oh, no.

[Tammy] Gage.

You guys wanna
fight with Amy?

Have some seaweed.

[Glenn making noise]

Okay, okay.

[Tammy speaking]

[Amy] See, Glenn is so new
to eating things.

He wants to experience.
He wants to taste it all.

And Gage on the other hand,

when he was Glenn's age,
he ate everything.

Now he's just Mr. Picky Pants.

Gage, please stop.

-[sobbing]
-Come on.

[Tammy] I feel bad
because I'm not able

to get up
and run after Gage yet.

Ultimately, the end goal

would be able to run
after the kids.

[Gage sobbing]

We're gonna sit down
and we're gonna to eat.

[Gage sobbing]

[Amy] Gage, please stop.

-You wanna eat your food?
-[Gage sobbing]

[dramatic music playing]

Stop.

You can. You need to stop.

[Glenn cooing]

[nurse speaking]

With Amanda's surgery,
there's a lot more unknown.

Anytime you do revisions,

you never know
what you're gonna find.

[tense music playing]

[Amanda speaking]

What's taking so long
is we don't like to wait.

So at this point,
Misty's, you know,

going into surgery first and

I don't know
if I'm more nervous for her

or myself,
but it doesn't help,

now that Chris is in here
running his mouth

and making me
even more anxious.

So if he don't shut
the hell up,

that might
be a problem for him.

He's not the one that's fixing

to go under the knife
and can possibly die here.

-[Dr. Smith] Hey.
-[Amanda] Hey. Hi.

-How are you?
-Good. How's my sister?

-She did great.
-[Amanda] Good.

She did awesome.

[laughs]

When can we see Misty?

She's heading
to the recovery room here

in probably
the next 10 minutes.

Once they get her there
and get her situated,

we'll let you come back
and see her.

[Chris] Okay.

That eased
my nerves some.

[Amanda] I'm super relieved,

Misty made it
through surgery fine

and now it's my turn.

It's been seven years
since I had bariatric surgery

the first time.

It's disappointing that
I have to have a revision.

But, you know, I'm being
handed another chance

and I desperately need
to get myself...

in a better place.

[Dr. Smith] You all right?

-I'm just ready to go.
-[Dr. Smith] Okay.

We got you and I will call you
or I'll come out

and talk to you as soon
as we're done.

-[Chris] Yes, sir. Thank you.
-Okay?

As I'm being
wheeled through the door,

my anxiety is really
getting the best of me

and I just think about...

you know, my kids
and how life would be

if something did happen.

[nurse speaking]

[tense music playing]

[Dr. Smith]
With Amanda's surgery,

there's a lot more unknown.

Anytime you do revisions,

you never know
what you're gonna find.

Especially
if you weren't the surgeon

that was there before,
which I wasn't,

you don't know
what you're gonna find

as far as scar tissue in

which could potentially make
things much more complex.

[tense music playing]

-[Amy speaking]
-[Gage crying]

[Amy] You're okay, Gage.

Thank God,
Justin and Emily come back

because I know
where this is going

and it's gonna turn into
one hellacious tantrum.

It's just time to [bleep] go.

I found you a friend.

Kiss it, kiss it,
kiss it, kiss it, kiss.

-Gimme a kiss?
-No, no, no. You're gonna...

I don't know how,

but I've always had
the effect on Amy

to be able to make her laugh

when she's really upset
and crying.

And besides, we ordered
these damn quail eggs.

We're not leaving
until you try one...

[makes sound]

[quirky music playing]

[Amy speaking]

[makes sound]

[laughs]

[coughs]

Take a sip of your sodie.

Oh, that was the [bleep]
nasty as [bleep].

[Tammy laughs]

[Amy speaking]

[Tammy] Yup.

But she ain't just worried
about herself.

She's worried about
them boys, missing Michael.

And if she decides
to go back, to Michael...

Lord, please don't let her,
but if she does,

I'm gonna support her
no matter what she does.

But, I can only hope
for the best.

Yeah!

[Amy speaking]

[dramatic music playing]

The worst part about the day,

is just the hurry-up-and-wait
situation.

Like, "Damn, doc, hurry up,
so I know something."

But there ain't
no other place

I'd rather be in this life,

here supporting my family

in life-changing moments.

All done.

How'd she do, doc?

[Dr. Smith] She's doing great.

She definitely
had some scar tissue

that we had to work
through that added

a little bit of time,

but I was really pleased.

Well, thank you
for everything.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

I'm gonna go check
on Misty right now,

see how she's doing,

and then I'll see you
a little bit later.

-Yes, sir.
-Okay?

-Thank you very much.
-All right. Good seeing you.

-Good seeing you too.
-All right.

[Chris] I'm just excited
to see where Amanda

and Misty are gonna go
with the weight loss.

If they keep moving forward
and pushing through,

I'm just hoping
I can keep up with them.

[dramatic music playing]

[country music playing]

-[receptionist]
Are you guys ready?
-[Tammy] Yeah.

[receptionist] All right.

-[Tammy] Are you ready?
-[Amy] Yeah.

-[Tammy] You ready?
-You guys can come on in.

[Tammy speaking]

That Amanda and Misty came
out of surgery fine.

And that's a huge weight
lifted off our shoulders.

[Tammy] So today, I arranged
a babysitter

for Amy,

and Amy and I
are going to a rage room.

[receptionist] All right,
so this is where all

of the protective gear is.

[Tammy speaking]

And besides,
we have all kinds of demons

we need to get rid of.

-I feel like an astronaut.
-[Amy laughs]

Right?

[Amy] b*tch, you look
like an a*s... [laughs]

-b*tch?
-[laughs]

-Ready? One--
-Two, three.

[glass shatters]

I've always wanted to do that.

-[glass shatters]
-[screams]

-[singer]
♪ Can I get a hell yeah? ♪
-[singers] ♪ Hell yeah ♪

-Hit the computer.
-[bleep] you, Michael.

[bleep].

[Amy speaking]

[Tammy] Damn...

Ow!

-You hit me.
-I'm sorry.

[Tammy chuckles]

-[singer]
♪ Can I get a hell yeah? ♪
-[singers] ♪ Hell yeah ♪

[singer] ♪ Wanna hear
The crows get loud? ♪

[singer] ♪ Let's get this
Go down ♪

[singers] ♪ Go down ♪

[singer] ♪ Let's get this
Go down ♪

[Tammy] Yes!

[singer] ♪ Let's get it on ♪

[crying]

[dramatic music playing]

Exactly.

But I don't feel
like it's enough

'cause you're still hurting,

and I hate to see you hurt.

I feel like everything
has gotten worse

in the family since I left.

And now it's gotten even
worse now that I'm back...

And I don't know
what to do to fix it.

You're gonna be okay.

We are gonna be okay.

More importantly, them boys
are gonna be okay.

[Amy] We're gonna be okay.

[Tammy] You're doing
the right thing.

Hakuna matata...

[laughter]

[Amy speaking]

Yeah.

[Tammy] It helped me
helping you.

I personally think now
you're more than ready

to see the lawyer

and face the court
and face Michael.

I think so too.

I don't need you to think,
I need you to know.

[laughter]

[quirky music playing]

-[Amy grunts]
-Ah!

My [bleep].

Almost went backwards
instead of forwards.

-Ready to do this?
-Ready? Let's cheer first.

[Tammy] Cheers. Ready?

-One, two, three.
-[Tammy speaking]

[glass shatters]

-[Tammy speaking]
-[Amy speaking]

[laughter]

[dramatic music playing]

I don't wanna
[bleep] talk about it.

When I was with the lawyer,

things didn't go
exactly as planned...

[crying]

[slow music playing]

[Misty] So how are you feeling
this morning?

I feel like somebody's
been punching me in my belly.

That's how it feels.

That's about the way I feel.

[Amanda] So yesterday,
Misty and I both had surgery,

and we shared the same room
for recovery.

And now we're fixing
to go home if Dr. Smith

says everything is okay.

Man, I'm ready for Dr. Smith
to come in here and...

[Misty laughs]

I think that it would,
you know,

even though I was single,
you know,

I think it'd probably cross
some kind of lines

if I were to...

[Misty] Doctor-patient thing,
yeah.

Doctor-patient thing,

we wouldn't be
able to do that.

He'd get in trouble.

Ethnically, I think
that's against his rules.

I have no ethics...

-No, I'm just playing.
-[laughter]

I'm just playing.

Dr. Smith is really
easy on the eyes.

-Yeah.
-And I think what makes
it easier to look at him

-is his personality.
-His personality.

And him... You know, his...

Him as a professional,
he is a great physician

and he's just a good guy
all the way around.

And that makes
it very appealing.

And then plus, you know,
he's got a nice little body.

[laughter]

Oh, Lord Jesus,
if I can show up... [coughs]

Good morning.

[Misty] Good morning.

How are you guys?

[Amanda coughing]

-You all right?
-[Misty] Pretty good.

[Amanda] Mmm-hmm.

Any roommate complaints
after last night?

I passed gas twice.

And they sounded
like an atomic b*mb going off.

[laughter]

-[Misty] Oh.
-[laughs]

It hurts to laugh. Ugh.

So, Misty and Amanda
look great today.

They're doing well,
just like I would hope for

the day after surgery.

You know,
they're coping with some

of the post-op pain,
but that's already improved

significantly compared to
when they came out of surgery.

Um, and I feel really good
about sending them home.

-All right.
-Oh, excuse me.

Y'all have a safe trip home.

If you need anything,
let us know,

and we'll see you
in about a week.

-All right.
-[Misty] All right. Thanks.

-All right.
-Okay? All right.
See you, guys.

-[Misty] See ya.
-Bye-bye.

[quirky music playing]

[Amanda] That back side
ain't too bad either.

[Misty laughs]

I can't wait
to see Amy and Tammy

and the boys and make sure
that they're all doing okay.

It was... It was really
hard for me to leave them

knowing what
they're facing right now.

Super-ready to be home.

One of my fears
of being up here,

having surgery, being gone,

is the not knowing
what's going on.

Like...

I don't know.

[dramatic music playing]

[Amy] I'm here at the lawyer
so I can file for divorce.

I'm ready to do
this and move on.

When I was with the lawyer,

things didn't go
exactly as planned.

I don't wanna [bleep]
talk about it...

I mean, I can't really be mad

in fact to that because
I'm the one that asked for it.

But damn, are you not gonna
fight for me?

You ain't even gonna try
to win me back?

You are just gonna throw
our marriage away,

like we're a piece
of [bleep] trash?

Hold on...

[crying]

[dramatic music playing]

[Amy speaking]

[Amanda] Next time
on 1000-lb Sisters...

We're finally
on the road to go

see your sugar daddy.

[laughter]

[Tammy] It's been two months
since I've seen Caleb...

[chuckles]

[Caleb speaking]

[Tammy speaking]

All the same feelings
are coming rushing back.

This giddiness,
the shyness, the blushing.

But I'm worried about him.

It feels like he...
He's hiding something.

Honestly, I was afraid
it'd make you wanna go

right back out the door.

I don't wanna see him,
but I know it has to be done.

Amy's worried
about how seeing Michael,

might shake her up
in the courtroom.

I'm scared
and it's making me nervous,

like, I don't know
how to feel right now.

If he pops
off something to her,

she's gonna break down.

[dramatic music playing]