05x07 - Dill with It

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Ready, set, go.

Previously on 1,000-lb Sisters.

Yes.

I'm definitely game to do it.

- Nope.
- You don't want to fly?

I'm not flying.

I want her to fly. Are you all
going to let her drive down?

I'm not flying.

Just got you back.

Amy's not taking her medicine,
definitely not eating right.

She's not taking care
of herself.

If something happens
to you, you're not going

to be here to take care
of them babies.

I'm not bleep doing this.
I'm done.

- Leave it the bleep alone.
- Sis, stop talking to people

like you've lost
your bleep mind.

I still feel really ticked off about
how they handled the gym situation.

But when I'm sick,
I get bitched at for it?

Look, I'm gonna throw
this down since it's here.

I'm sitting on this.
It's easier than the concrete.

On my buttocks.

That's what I'm talking about.

Been kind of worried about Amy
ever since we went to the gym.

But next week,
we're supposed to be going on

our family vacation.

So, you know, I want to see
what's going on in her head.

I really want her to understand

that we're there for her.

You know, I'm worried about you.

When we was at the gym,
I know you said

you wasn't feeling too good.

Well, we also know
you got a lot going on...

Yeah, but that ain't got
nothing to do with that day.

That was me actually sick
that day.

Okay.

And Amanda and Misty
and them all yelled at me.

It was bull bleep, because...

We all worry about you,
you know?

And sometimes we get frustrated,

you know, ultimately.

Amy has a lot more going on
than what she's willing to admit.

I know from Tammy
that she's not taking care

of her physical
or her mental health.

I think Amy needs to get some
help for all the emotional stuff

she's going through.

But I'm afraid that
if I tell her to her straight,

she will shut down.

To be honest, it won't be long.

We'll be going on vacation.

And I really don't want
to be there

with eggshells
between everybody.

You know, I want it to be
as pleasant as possible.

With everything going on
in our lives,

we all sure could
use a vacation.

But I don't see all five
of us in the same house

without at least one argument.

It could be a hell of a week,
or it could be a damn meltdown.

We don't know.

It's all about the roll
of the dice.

I still feel kind of upset
with my sisters.

Everybody keeps telling me...

But are they saints? No.

I'm trying the best I can.

I just became a single parent.

My life has just been turned
upside down in a hand basket.

Or, went to hell
in a hand basket.

But after talking to Chris,
I feel a little bit better.

So I'm ready to move on.

I just want a nice
vacation for once.

I don't think we ever had
a nice vacation together.

Three years ago, Amy and I
came to this nail salon.

Unfortunately, they had stairs.

- You want to try?
- I can't.

Okay.

At that time, I wasn't healthy
enough to climb the stairs.

The lady was nice enough
to go ahead and give me

a pedicure while I was sitting
in just a regular seat.

But she made me a deal.

When you have lost enough weight

that you can actually
get up here,

I want you to come back,
and it will be my treat.

- Free?
- Yes.

It will be my treat for you.

- Aw.
- Deal?

- Deal.
- Okay.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Look at you.
- Hi.

It's especially good to see you.

- Thank you.
- Walking, and... Oh, this is awesome.

- I'm so proud of you guys.
- Thank you.

- Come right back.
- Okay.

It was very shocking to see
the difference in Tammy.

Of course, Amy has lost
quite a bit too,

but Tammy's was just
so much more

unexpected to me
how much she had lost compared

to when she was here
the last time.

All right, guys, if you would
like to have a seat,

we're going to have Amy
over here, Tammy over here.

Being able to walk up
the stairs,

it's not about
the free pedicure.

It's about proving myself
and to Amy that I can do it.

I'm super excited.

I know, right?

Oh, my God.

- So, pedicure is on me today, and I'm very proud...
- Thank you.

...to see you walk up those
stairs and get in that chair.

Nothing.

I've been on oxygen off
and on for the last 15 years.

The bigger I was, the more...

So I couldn't pump.

There was too much weight
for it to open up.

So it was causing me not to be
able to breathe very much.

But now that I'm not so big,
I'm opening my lungs up more.

Oh, look at your feet.

Didn't we address
this last time?

Yeah.

I hope you got a buffer.
Gotta sand them dogs.

I ain't playing.

Oh, my gosh.

That's embarrassing, dude.

I'm done with all of y'all.

Oh, she going to town.

Black parmesan coming up.

Ew.

I'll feed her truffle.

Yeah, b*tch, that's a fungus.

You're stupid.

I can't stand you.

So is there any special occasion

for the pedicure today?

We're all going
to go to Florida.

Really?

You've never flown.
Uh, you nervous?

Yes. Very.

Oh, my gosh.
I would fly everywhere.

I think once you get
that first time over,

it's not as big of a deal.

I'm excited to go on this trip.

But even though Amy is in
such a good mood today,

I think Amy's in denial...

about her health.

And if she don't get back
on track before Pensacola...

I was playing, but sh**t.

All right. You are all good.

- I like it.
- Beach ready.

-Hey.-How you doing?

I'm good.

How you doing?

Oh, man, I just,
I miss her so much.

There's texting, there's
talking, there's FaceTime.

I mean, we'd send smoke
signals if we knew how.

But it's not enough.

Dang, I really stink that bad?

I get it.

And the scale's the devil.

Right now,
I'm just disappointed.

Scales are always scary.

But at the same time...

In a few days, my family
and I are going

to be heading to Florida.

I really wish Caleb
was able to go with us.

I mean...

And sadly, he's still in rehab.

I hope so.

- Am I different?
- Am I a different color yet?

She's so stupid.

How you feeling?

Nervous, but excited.

I'm scared as heck.

Whoa.

- Y'all ready to get this done?
- Yeah.

The past few days
have been really fun.

All right, follow me.

Okay, face the back.
Arms out like a T, perfect.

It feels cold and moist.

- Am I a different--
- Am I a different color yet?

She's so stupid.

Getting an even coat
and the wrinkles

of the excess skin
is a challenge because like...

So a big part of my belly
was white.

I was zebra striped,
like right here.

Look at that tan bleep.

- As good as it gets, man.
- Your face does look good.

You're looking like Miami Vice.

After that, we all
went bathing suit shopping.

Tammy, have you found
anything try on yet?

- No.
- We're going to find you something real skimpy.

No, the heck we ain't.

These swimsuits are
a little too revealing.

I don't like my stomach showing.

Tammy, did you find
anything you liked?

No.

I guess I'll keep shopping.

What you got?

- Oh, jeez. Oh, Jesus.
- Oh, God.

Hell.

What kind of bra is that?

Is it just a slide over?
Oh, it's cute.

Oh, I see everything now.

I see the vision.

Since this whole divorce
started, I got too much on my plate

to be worried about my weight
and my health.

Like, I'm struggling
enough to survive.

So let me focus on
getting that fixed,

and then I'll focus on
my weight loss.

Well, come out. I'm getting
gray hair over here.

- Are you ready, Misty?
- Yeah.

Go ahead.

Okay. Now, picture it.

- On the beach.
- With a c*ck, a mocktail.

No, I'm on vacation, b*tch.

I might have me a real c*ck.

Well...

Whatever.

Tammy, I can't believe you've
been all day without oxygen, girl.

- I'm proud of you.
- Yep.

Never in my life
did I dream that Tammy

would be able to do
all these things.

I feel like this vacation
that's coming up,

it's just a little push
for Tammy.

You know, she's got so many
things on her bucket list,

things that she wants to do.

And going to the beach
and seeing the ocean

is one of those things.

She's living her best life,
and I'm very proud of her.

- Family vacation!
- Here we go, baby!

Florida bound!

Today's the day the family
and I are going to Pensacola.

I will be hitting two major
goals on this trip.

First flight, and first time
going to the beach.

Chris and I and Brittany
and Misty and Amanda

are flying while Amy
and her nephew Justin

and Amy's boys are driving
all the way to Florida.

We're about 35 minutes
out from the airport

and starting to get
this sinking feeling.

What the hell were we thinking?

Yeah.

The last time I flew
was probably 20 years ago.



And I said back then, I would
never get back on a plane again.

- Me too.
- And I haven't until today.

It just scares the bleep
out of me.

I like being close to God, but I
don't think being close to God

up in the air is the closeness

he's wanting me
to have with him.

All right, y'all,
we're here at the airport.

How you feeling?

Nervous, but excited.
How are you, Brittany?

Oh, I think I'm sick.

Brittany and I are the only ones
that haven't been on a plane.

Before my surgery,
I was living life

as if I was never going
to travel anywhere

outside of Kentucky.

So it's pretty amazing.

I'm ready to do this.

Huh? Want to go
to Florida and have fun?

...this will be Gage's second
time at the beach,

Glenn's first time.
So it'll be cool.

I'm scared as heck.

We do ask that you remain seated

with your seat belt
securely fastened.

When I actually got on the plane

and sat down
and was comfortable,

I was kind of surprised
that I didn't need...

So I tried, and it does fit.

Are you nervous, Tam?

- Misty?
- Yeah.

Here we go.

- Here we go.
- Okay.

- It's okay. It's all right.
- Oh, here we go.

My family forgot to mention
some stuff about the plane ride.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, that's just mist. It'll be okay, y'all.

Oh, my God.

The turbulence is really bad.

Once I was able to compare it
to things I've already done,

Once we arrive at the
gate, please use caution.

We've landed.

Oh my God, I'm glad
that's over with.

Hold on. I agree with you.

I was happy to land, but then
at the same time, I wasn't.

I enjoyed it.

Just the adrenaline rush,
I guess.

The thrill of it.

...because we will all fly.

Yep.

And we can get Amy back on
board to fly.

Mm-hmm.

I do hope they're in
a relatively manageable mood

when they get here,
all of the people

in the vehicle, including Amy.

Gage, come on now.

You're okay, buddy.

Man, we've been driving
for five hours,

and we got four hours to go.

What day is it? We've been
on the road so damn long.

It's our first morning
in Pensacola,

and we're going to the beach.

All right, guys,
let's go get in the water.

Calm down, like you never
seen a bleep fat person before.

Chill out.

We're here, y'all.

- Whoo!
- Oh, this is nice.

Oh, yeah.

Looks like we're about
to get rained on.

Yeah.

Y'all better watch out
for critters and bleep.

They got anacondas down here.

You ready?

This house has a couple steps
in the front.

I'm worried about
having another incident,

like on our last vacation.

So you gonna try to walk in?

I'm afraid. I'm so bleep...

You're missing out on a lot
just by sitting down.

I don't give a bleep!

Oh, I might need the apple box
for that one.

- No, you don't.
- Come on.

No, it's too high.

It's just as big
as that regular step

you step up from the curb.

It's a big relief when Tammy
just walks up.

I mean, she just basically
went up him like

it wasn't that big a deal,
you know?

Oh, wow. Holy sheesh.

- Oh, that's nice.
- Ooh, that's gorgeous.

This is beautiful, guys.

Could you imagine
cleaning that up?

Okay, this is the only place
I need.

I don't need nothing else
in the damn house.

Oh, hell yeah.

Oh, I love this.

As great as this is,
being here with my family

and witnessing, you know,
the beautiful view,

I still can't help
but to be a little sad

because Caleb
isn't here with us.

So what time is Amy
supposed to be here?

Probably about


- She's driving.
- Oh, jeez.

Better her than me.

I'm glad we flew.

It sucks to be Amy right now.

I'm here in luxury, and she's...

Are we there yet?

In a whole 'nother state.

It was supposed
to be a nine-hour drive,

but it's been almost 20 hours.

My butt hurts.

Oh, no.

- Morning.
- Morning.

Hello.

Well, about time, sleepyhead.

Pfft. You deal with two boys.

Amy, Gage, Glenn,
and Justin, my son,

they got in late last night.

So we understand
that she's tired.

And that's why we let Amy
sleep in this morning,

so she can get some rest.

So, you know, Tammy's fed Glenn.

She's put him down for a nap.
And the rest of us have been

chasing after Gage all morning.

Like, what boys does she think

she's been in there
taking care of?

You know, maybe
if she would actually

go to sleep at a decent hour,
instead of staying up

all night, she'd wake up
feeling rested in the morning.

So how was y'all's drive down?

Boring.

The kids slept for,
what, an hour?

- Probably.
- Gage...

You ain't got a DVD player
in the van?

- How was y'all's flight yesterday?
- -Oh, Lord.

I mean, it took five hours
flying and waiting on the airport

and getting here and all that,
five hours.

- Yeah, checking in and all that mess.
- But we was here.

Yeah.

Yeah, it took us
like 30 minutes.

And then we was unpacked,
done went to the store

and come back, and then
was still waiting

on your rear end to get here.

All right, guys, let's load up.

Tammy's in there waiting on us.

We can load up and get to
the beach and have some fun.

- Sounds like a plan.
- Come on, Bubba.

Let's go, Bubba.

It's our first morning
in Pensacola,

and we're going to the beach.

I'm ready.

Let's go do this.

You know what? I don't care.

Uh-oh.

Blow, go.

Look.

All right, let me go get
your brother.

Really, Gage?

This morning, I'm feeling
so bleep exhausted,

because I just got here
from a long-a*s drive.

I know, Glenn.

You all right?

It's okay.

Hopefully they'll calm down.
If not, I'm going home.

I ain't playing.

Is it good? Is it good?

Amy, just walk away
and take a moment, okay?

Breathe. You're fine.

They're just tired.

You'll probably not even
get out of the driveway,

and they'll be asleep, okay?

And then when we get to the
beach, we'll be at the water.

We'll play in the sand
with them. It'll be fun.

You know, I know that Amy
has been extremely stressed out

about the divorce.

So I'm definitely trying to give
Amy some grace in this situation.

I know what it's like to have
children under the age of two.

But she needs to know
that, like,

babies are supposed to cry
and throw a fit, not you.

It was a hassle
getting Gage in a car seat.

My nerves are shot.

The boys' nerves are shot,
which is making mine worse.

Just... I knew this trip
was going to be like this.

- Oh, my God.
- What in the heck?

My wife done turned red,
and it wasn't from the sun.

Wow.

I thought I'd take one
for everybody.

That's a monster truck.

Oh, my goodness.

Them wheels.

- Tammy.
- Your chariot has arrived.

Your chariot, girl.

I'm, like, overjoyed
of how well I've done

and I made it
to go to the beach.

But I still can't walk
very far...

- You got it?
- Yeah, go.

Set your a*s down.

- I know that, but...
- There you go.

Whoa.

- You all right?
- Yeah.

- No.
- No?

- All right, get in there.
- I'm trying.

- Tammy!
- What?

I can't get my leg.

- Misty!
- What happened?

Ow! Stop moving it.

How in the hell does
this thing work?

I feel like it's gonna tip
over on me.

I'm scared of it.

If I fall, it could get
really bad,

'cause I'm not able
to get back up.

My leg, I can't get over
the rail.

Can one of the girls--
Where'd they go?

Put that down
and help her for a minute.

What is it?

- She-- - I can't lift
my leg over the bar.

- You all right?
- Yeah.

It's just scary.

Me and Misty are able to get
Tammy to wiggle in the chair.

In the past, Tammy would not
have rode that wheelchair at all.

So for her to even continue
with the thought of using

the chair to get to the water
is a bleep accomplishment.

Yeah, it's a little windy
up here.

Come on.

Here, follow Mama.

Oh, sheesh.

Tammy, I am so proud of you
because you made it here.

It's amazing.

- I think this is good. I think this is good.
- Huh?

- Is this where we're landing?
- Yeah, I think so.

- Should be able to dip her toes in the water.
- -Do more than that.

My goodness.

My goodness.

What do you think
about it, Tammy?

First time at the beach.

It feels good.

The way people talk about
the beach

and how they paint it
and show it on TV,

it's beautiful, but...

I mean, I never thought
I'd see it for myself.

What?

- Oh, my God.
- What in the heck?

That's underwear.

- That is scary.
- Wow.

My surprise for Brittany
is some booty-tight,

hip-hugging shorts
with her face on them.

That was too much sexiness
to be bringing out there

on that beach right then.

My wife done turned red,
and it wasn't from the sun.

There you go, baby.

It's all you.

But even though I'm wearing
my sexy little shorts,

I'm keeping my shirt on
because I don't like the way

my excess skin looks.

But once I get skin removal...

Man, Brittany can't say
he don't love her now.

Ew...

You never touched sand before.

Oh, my goodness, look at it.

Oh my goodness,
there's a seashell.

I'm ready to get in the water.

Come on, Glenn.

Tammy, are you going down?

You sure?

All right, guys,
let's go get in the water.

It's so uncomfortable
when people just stare at us

and gawk at us.

It's like, damn,
the hippos on parade?

Calm down, like you never
seen a bleep fat person before.

Chill out.

It's not that I didn't
want to go in the water,

I just chose
not to because of...

We riding.

Finally, a family vacation
we're all enjoying.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

hearing the waves crash,
the birds.

And tonight, the family
and I are going out

to a nice meal
at a seafood restaurant.

Y'all go on up and get a table.
We'll be up in a minute.

All right.

You coming?

Hello.

All right. Thank you.

As we show up to this
restaurant, there's 100 yards

of uphill ramp to push Tammy
up to get to the table.

I am so looking forward
to the day where this b*tch

can just walk without me
pushing her a*s anywhere.

Put it down.

Underneath.

I'm definitely excited to go
out to this restaurant tonight.

Everybody's put on
their Sunday best,

and I'm looking forward to it.

But Gage is throwing a fit,
and next thing I know,

I look over, Amy's crying too.

Amy, that's not going
to help nothing.

Amy.

Okay. That's it.

That's it.

I have no idea what head space
Amy is in right now,

but she's definitely got
to get her bleep together.

'cause you're not
a bleep bawl bag.

So wake up.

And be a mother.

We all get at the table, and
the kids start having a meltdown.

They're babies, and they just
get overwhelming at times.

But Amy loses it.

And this has become the new norm

that's getting ridiculous.

Come on.

I know that I'm not
supposed to be lifting him

after weight loss surgery.

I'm definitely not supposed
to be holding onto him

while he's throwing
himself around.

But nobody wants to hear
a screaming baby

while they're out to dinner.

That's it.

That's it.

First off, you're gonna have
to let him go to sleep tonight

and get some rest.

Uh-oh.

You're all right.
You're all right.

Are you sleepy, too, honey?

Are you sleepy, too?

Mmm-hmm.

I'm so stressed out, I'm
about to go into panic attack.

Amy's a good mother,
but she's got to understand

and find in herself the strength

to when she's at her wits end
to remain calm.

Rally strong, put them
to bed early,

Get some-- when they fall
asleep, you go to sleep.

None of this staying up
two or three hours

after they go to sleep.

'cause you're not
a bleep bawl bag.

So wake up and be your mother.

I think we just need a good
meal, go back to the place.

And crash.

Give me my phone
in the case, please.

- Why? What are you doing?
- I'm leaving.

Why?

Because.

I know you're tired.

You know, at this point, I just
see that Gage is unconsolable.

He's still throwing a fit.

So I'm just going to leave.
And I'll go back to the house.

And he's just tired.

Gage just needs to go to sleep.

Come on, Glenn.

I have no idea what head space
Amy is in right now,

but there's no excuse.

You are a mother,
and it doesn't matter

what you are going through.

You have to always stand
and be a stronghold

for your children.

She's definitely got
to get her bleep together.

What was Amanda's problem?
Why did she go?

I got a funny feeling Amanda's
frustrated with Amy.

Amy gets frustrated because
the kids are acting out.

Yeah.

And then she has a meltdown.

Amy's trying to play
this pity party bleep.

Uh-huh.

But Amy needs to stand up
and find her rhythm

and do what she's got to do
to get it together.

I'm not trying to be heartless.

I do care and I understand.

Amy's overwhelmed, stressed,
all the above, but...

because she's always on edge
for no reason.

If I had to,
I'd sit on the b*tch.

I mean, honestly, until
Amy gets her bleep together,

it ain't gonna get no better.

Next time on 1,000-lb Sisters.

Oh, my God.

Two years ago,
I couldn't do this.

It just truly lets you realize
the sky's the limit.

Hell to the yeah, baby.

Why can't it be enough
that I'm here?

I'm still trying to participate.

- You burped in his face.
- I didn't mean to.

Where's his bottle?

I'm out, I'm done.

They're all telling me
what to do.

It's a lot of work being on
vacation and having babies.

And I feel like I'm constantly
getting scolded.

I'm so tired of everybody god
damn lording over and pestering me!

- Go to your room and cool down.
- I'm leaving!

This is the worst I've ever
seen Amy lose her bleep.

Get the bleep
out of my face! Not here!