06x04 - I Candy-cane't

[bunniefuu]

[Chris] Previously on


After that blow up
with Amanda,

I'm focusing on the stuff

that makes me feel good.

Amanda went too far.

I did not deserve that.

[Chris] Now look,

it does need some cleaning.

I bought the house next door

and Tammy could move in there.

Just keep your mind open.

[pensive music playing]

You can come and stay with me.

Brittany deep down

didn't really want me
to be here.

What's the matter, Tammy?

[jolly music playing]

[Amy speaking]

[Tammy] Oh, my God.

[Amy] Tonight, we're going
to a local fair

to take pictures
with Santa Claus

for our holiday card.

I want my boys to have
the best Christmas ever.

It's my first single mom year.

Who is that in the window?

[Tammy] Who's that?

Is that Santa?

[Amy] We are ready
to see Santa Claus.

We got our Christmas list.

Hell, we might even
sneak him a cookie.

[Santa laughs]

Merry Christmas!

Come on in.

-[Gage] Hello.
-[Santa] Oh, wow.

[Amy] One of my biggest
traditions every year,

me and Michael started
when we were together,

we always wore

matching pajamas
at Christmas time.

But since Michael
ain't here...

She's my designated
sister-daddy,

auntie-daddy.

I don't know.

[woman] Merry Christmas!

Gage was so cute
when he first seen Santa.

He goes,
"Santa, Merry Christmas!"

[chuckles] I'm like, "Aw".

[Santa] Tell me
what you want for Christmas.

[Amy] He wants a doctor kit.

[Santa] Oh, a doctor kit.
Oh, wow.

[Santa] All right.

Come see me.

-[woman] Wanna take pictures?
-[Santa] Yeah.

Definitely want a picture.

Can I have a picture?

Yeah, come right on in here.

[Amy] They're both
pretty heavy.

-[Santa] They're good.
-Look at here.

[Santa] Look at the picture.

[Tammy]
This is my first Christmas

since I've gotten home
from rehab.

So seeing Santa is a treat

and see the boys' faces
light up.

Oh, yay! They've got it.

[Santa] Super.

It was the best Christmas gift

seeing the kids excited.

[Santa] All right.

Well, what about you two?

What's on your Christmas list?

[Amy] I'm a newly single mom,

so I just want 'em
to have a good Christmas.

That's why
I'm bringing them here,

making memories and--

[Santa] Oh, fantastic.

What? [chuckles]

-[Amy] All right.
-Bye.

[Amy] Thank you
for visiting with us.

-[Tammy] Say bye.
-[Santa] Merry Christmas.

[woman] Merry Christmas.

You be good.
You be good too now.

[Amy] Oh, I will.

[jolly music playing]

[Amy] I'm gonna put
the tree up first.

I want this Christmas
to be perfect.

So Tammy's coming over
to help me decorate

for Christmas
while the boys are napping.

I just hope
we can get something done,

because you never know
when they're gonna wake up.

[knocking on door]

-[Tammy] Hello?
-[Amy] Hey, girl.

How you doing?

[Amy speaking]

And got our stockings,

transforming the house

into like a winter wonderland.

Amy's idea
of a winter wonderland

is unique.

She don't even have
a real fake tree.

This one kinda looks

like one of those pin the tail

on the donkey games.

[laughs]

Maybe you need a stocking
for your new house.

Are you ready to move?

I took a look
at the yellow house

-next door to him.
-Yeah.

[Tammy] There is so much work
that needs to be done,

like patching the ceiling

and make sure the water works

because nothing's
been turned on

in over 20 years.

Ever since I gave
my notice to Amanda,

I've been looking
for somewhere to rent.

But there's not
really too many houses

for rent right now.

But with less
than three weeks for me

to have to move out,

I'm not sure
if I have any other choice.

I don't know.

[Amy speaking]

And they did fight a lot

because I was there.

Me and Brittany
clashed heads a lot

because we are
so totally different.

She is a OCD person.

She would tell me,
"Go clean something," right?

And then she would go up
and clean it again.

I don't know.
She just used to piss me off.

Tammy and Brittany
are more alike.

So hopefully,
those two will jive me more

than me and Brittany.

I just don't want another one.

[upbeat music playing]

[Chris] It's been a few weeks
since Dr. Smith gave me

and Tammy weight loss goals

in order to be approved

for skin removal surgery.

[Tammy] Come in.

-Hey, you ready?
-[Tammy] Yeah.

Come on, girl.

And I feel that
I can get Tammy

to exercise more,

doing something.
You know, an activity

that she ain't
never did before,

versus taking her to the gym.

So today, me and Tammy

are gonna hit
the golf course.

This is actual regular golf

and not like Putt-Putt golf?

[Chris] Yeah.
This is real golf.

Well, you 'bout
to find out today.

[Tammy speaking]

You know we don't fit in
because [bleep]

if we did,

we'd have a membership.

But it's okay,

because it really ain't
about playing golf.

It's really about getting
the exercise in the day.

Yeah.

A couple of buddies
of mine had said

the best part of playing golf

is driving the carts.

Tammy has to hold out

on learning how to drive

since the tractor incident.

But if she's ever
gonna be independent,

the b*tch has got to learn.

You know, ideally,

this would be the best spot

for her to learn
how to drive.

What she's gonna hurt?

Nothing.

Well, maybe a tree.

[laughs]

What you think, Tammy?

Why not?

[tractor revving]

I don't want to...
I don't want to...

Tammy, ain't no deja vu.

Nothing to be scared of
or about.

I'm not nervous. I'm pissed.

The big deal is
trying to get you to work

towards your independence.

Let's just say I'm not happy.

[Chris speaking]

What the b*tch has got
to realize,

in order for her
to be fully independent,

she's got to learn
how to drive.

I work six days a week

at my job.

And I am married,

so I can't be there
for her 24/7.

And if she's physically
living next door, to me,

sooner or later
[bleep] gonna hit the fan.

[woman] Do you like
your shoe-shoes?

-[Gage] No.
-No?

With Christmas coming,

I wanna get these boys
some shoes

and make them look good.

And I'm thinking
about getting back

into the dating world,
so I guess,

I need to own a pair of shoes

that you don't see my toes.

[laughter]

[country music playing]

[Amy] You ready
to go shopping?

[Gage] Yeah.

[Amy] Yeah? Okay.

With Christmas coming,

I wanna get these boys
some shoes

and make them look good.

And I'm thinking
about getting back

into the dating world,

so I guess,
I need to own a pair of shoes

that you don't see my toes.

[quirky music playing]

[Amy] You wanna open
the door for mama.

Push. Push.

So my friend
Justice is coming

and she's gonna help me
wrangle in the boys

because she knows how hard it

is dealing with two kids.

She's got three.

Good morning.
How can we help you today?

-Good morning.
-Morning. We're here

to pick out
the boys some shoes.

Y'all wanna come back this way
to the kids' section?

You wanna walk?

You need to walk now.

You gonna take off, ain't you?

Probably. Come on, Gage.

-Come on.
-This way.

Come on. Come on Rue.

-Okay. That way.
-[woman laughs]

[Amy] My boys are
very hyper intensive kids.

So they run around
like chicken

with their heads cut off.

[laughs]

What do you think of this?

Huh, shoe-shoe?

-[Gage] No.
-No?

How about this shoe-shoe?

[woman] Do you like blue?

-You like the blue one?
-[Amy] Yeah.

Okay. Do you want that one
for both

or do you want that one
just for him?

-Do you have them in both?
-[woman] Probably.

Because most of the time
they match.

But they look
so much identical.

Glenn will turn around
I'd be like,

"Gage, quit doing that."

And then when
they around its Glenn.

Or I'll mix
their names together

and go "Glage".

[laughs]

[Justice]
Say mark, get set, go.

-Go.
-[laughs]

[Justice] There you go.

It'll match. Ow.

He almost took you out.

He's been known
to do the [indistinct]

They all over the place.

It's like, "Okay.
I know I had two kids.

Where did one go?"

-Where are they?
-[woman] They're
in the closet.

[laughter]

[Amy] Can we come back
in here, please?

Hey, listen
with your big boy ears.

-Absolutely.
-I've lost so much weight.

I don't even know my size.

Sure let's come
into the women side.

[Amy] When you lose weight,

you're not only losing
any in your belly,

your legs,
your boobs, your a*s,

you're losing it everywhere.

Your fingers
and feet included.

And I never know
my shoe size.

[woman] So you're gonna right
about a seven and a half.

So do you see something

that stands out to you?

[upbeat music playing]

I always wanted
a pair of heels,

but I was never
skinny enough.

That's really a sexy shoe.

[Amy speaking]

[laughs]

When I try
on the skinny heels,

it feels awkward.

[laughs]

Okay. I'm done.

[woman] Are those the winner?

-[Amy] No.
-[laughter]

-[Amy speaking]
-[woman] No.

I think I like this.

You like that one?
You wanna try it on?

Yeah.

The good thing about that one

is because it's got
a chunky heel,

it keeps you nice
and steady on it.

No wobblin'.

See, you can even jump.

-Exactly.
-[laughter]

[Amy] These heels feel nice.

It's registering
that I have lost weight.

And I'm not gonna break
the damn heel.

It's a good moment. [bleep]

The fact that
I've lost so much weight...

And actually,
I wanna wear heels

to go on a date with
is scary in itself.

Y'all have a great afternoon.

Say, "Thank you." Say, "Bye."

-[woman] Bye.
-[Amy] Can you say "bye"?

-[Gage] No.
-[Amy] Okay.

[laughter]

[bleep] the drama
with the family.

This was a good day.

[classical music playing]

Chris brought me
to the golf course today

for some exercise.

But he also wants me

to drive a golf cart.

I'd rather just golf.

I disagree.

[Tammy chuckles]

[Chris] Are you ready
to get this show on the road?

Yeah.

[Chris speaking]

because I brought up driving.

So I'm just gonna
let it stew right now

until later.

Hopefully, she comes out
of her funk,

and we're gonna get Tammy
behind the wheel

of this golf cart today.

-See that flag down there?
-[Tammy] Yeah.

[Chris] That's what
you're aiming for.

-[laughs]
-Great.

[Chris] Hold up.
Let me get behind the cart.

[Tammy] All right, now.

-[Chris laughs]
-[Tammy speaking]

[Chris] It don't matter.
Do what you do.

[upbeat music playing]

[Tammy] I hit it.

[Chris speaking]

No, because you know
how to do sports.

[Chris] There we go.

Maybe I'm in the wrong spot.

I know.

[Tammy laughs]

I can't hit it. There you go.

Okay. At least
I hit on the first swing.

What happened?

Well, you gotta hit it

to make it go further,

and I can't seem to hit
the son of a b*tch, so.

I might need to next time.

[bleep]

There goes.

[Tammy speaking]

I was trying.

[Tammy] Put your back into it.

[Chris]
I'm in the right direction.

Come on!

I'll walk, you drive.

Huh?

What?

Slide over. Come on.

No.

Come on.

Damn it, Tammy.

Jump behind the wheel.

Go.

Yeah. Give me that.
I'll stay out of the way.

I don't know
exactly what happened.

I just was like,

"You know what, just do it."

You know [bleep] just try it.

She was starting
to hear me b*tch about it.

Hold the wheel.

Put your foot
on the gas, slowly,

'cause the harder
you push the gas pedal,

the faster it's gonna go.

All right.

Ease on up right there
to that first ball.

That's where you gotta go.

You're good.

There you go. Slowly.

Slowly. Hit your brake.

There you go.

Am I?

[Chris] Turn your wheel.

[Tammy speaking]

[laughter]

[Tammy speaking]

[Chris] Okay.

All right. Go.

Take off.

-Don't k*ll me.
-[Tammy laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

Got out the [bleep]
for a reason.

Yeah.

I kinda feel amazing.

Like, "No worries, b*tch.

Just do it.

Get it done."

Oh [bleep]

Hey, hey.

Right there.

It's scary still,

but I just have to remember

to breathe and not panic.

[Chris] Halt.

Well, Tammy, would you drive
the cart again?

I guess.
I just kind of
get used to it.

But as far
as a car right now,

that's kinda stretching it.

For now.

We ain't got years,
we need to have your license,

so you can do
whatever you want.

I don't understand
why Tammy doesn't wanna

necessarily
learn how to drive

because she knows
how frustrating it is

waiting and calling
people for rides.

Maybe that's what it is.

Maybe it's the fear
of not needing somebody

'cause she's went
from basically

a bedridden person,

that's get waited
on hand and foot,

to somebody that's able
to go do anything they want.

And being able to drive is
the last part of the puzzle.

[Chris speaking]

I'm just gonna drop
a b*mb on you.

I'm not gonna be here
for Christmas.

And I have my reasons.

Damn good reasons.

[Amy speaking]

...That is [bleep]

[upbeat music playing]

[Misty speaking]

[Amy] Tammy has two weeks
to move from Amanda's house

and into the one that Chris
is redoing for her.

So me and Misty
are coming over,

and we're just gonna see
how Chris has progressed

with this yellow house,
that's all.

[Tammy] Knock, knock.

[Misty] Hey, bubby.

Hey. What do y'all think?

[sinister music playing]

[bleep]

[Amy] What...
Are you gonna mow the floor?

[Chris] Well, you know,
it came with the house,

and I never took it out.

...how redneck are we?

You gonna redo the whole
ceiling or just pieces?

[Chris]
I'd like to do it all,

but I'll probably
just patch what I can patch.

That way,
you don't see brown wood.

Really, I'm just putting
lipstick on a pig.

Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, there is.

[Misty] We probably do.

And a shower,
and all kinds of stuff.

[Chris] As you can see,
it's a work in progress.

But, with all the work
that I'm doing here,

I'm down over 10 pounds now

from where I was
at Dr. Smith's.

One good thing
that has come out of working

on the yellow house,

I have plenty of exercise

going on every day.

And I've lost
quite a bit of weight.

This place
needs a lot of work.

Well, we just gonna do
the best we can

with what we got.

To be honest, I'm realizing
that there's no way

to get all the work done
in this yellow house

before Tammy has to move.

I mean,
she could come stay with me

until I finish this house up.

It's frustrating
because I would not be

in this situation
at this moment

if Tammy and Amanda
could work out

their petty
[bleep] fightin'.

I love all of my siblings,

but I really don't want
none of you staying with me.

I know how we are
when we're around each other

for a little while.

And, you know, we all need...

[Chris] You get on my nerves.

breathing room.
Hell, like,


I'm ready to slap somebody.

[upbeat music playing]

Because I'm walking with you,
just in case you fall.

I'm being protective.

We're at the gym today,
me and Amanda.

And she's here
to do physical therapy.

And I'm here
to just like, help her.

But not only that,
I need to tone up

so I can get
the skin removal.

[woman] Now,
these seats adjust,

so let's try
to get you situated.

Hold onto me
so I don't want you to go

too far back.

[Amanda]
It's been a while, girl.

-Be gentle.
-[laughter]

[Amanda] I have been laid up
with a busted up knee

for the past
month and a half.

So this is the first time
I've been able to come

since Chris got
the gym membership to here.

I'm hoping I can get
my weight loss back on track,

now that I'm somewhat mobile.

I know that I still have
a ways to go,

but I'm definitely
ready to get the body

I have always wanted.

Or, won't.

[laughs]

Yeah, we gotta pedal
the same speed,

so we can get there
at the same time.

b*tch, you're long-leggeder
than me too.

-Long-leggeder?
-Yeah.

I like the gym.
I love going to the gym.

I like working my legs.
I like doing the pushy thing.

And...

[Amy speaking]

I appreciate that,

'cause I feel like my a*s
is getting kicked.

[laughter]

[Amanda] Okay.

[Amy] Now you made it
back to the pole.

-[Amanda] Yeah.
-You h*.

You know I always
come back to the pole, girl.

[laughter]

-Have you heard
what's going on lately?
-Mmm-mmm.

Apparently, Tammy's
gonna move in with Chris.

[laughs]

Man, we'll see
how long that works.

Right.

When did it work
with any of us?

I give it six months.

Mark my words.

Chris and her will be
at each other's throats.

I mean, in that about
as long as she stays

with anybody
before there's major issues?

Obviously, it's not
an everybody else issue,

if she's
the common denominator.

[Amy] Mmm-hmm.

[Amanda] I'm just surprised
that Chris put himself

in that position

because the last time
Tammy stayed with him,

they ended up in a big fight,

not speaking to each other
for a while,

which is funny
because she is currently

in the same
situation with me.

She just needs to get her
[bleep] together.

Stop being co-dependent
on everyone else.

So how's
the boys coming along?

Christmas and...

Like, where are you at
on that?

Well,
they're pretty much done

all their Christmas shoppin'.

I ain't really
decorating the house

because Glenn's
at this grabby phase.

So I got him a felt tree

instead of ornaments
to break.

Oh, okay.

-I don't get him...
-[Amanda] You're not...

-till Christmas morning.
-[Amanda] Okay.

Well, I'm just gonna
a drop a b*mb on you.

I'm not gonna be here
for Christmas.

And I have my reasons.

Damn good reasons.

I met someone through
social media 10 months ago,

and we just started
messaging back and forth.

His name is RJ,
and he lives in Florida.

And I've been down there
several times to see him.

I have always spent
Christmas with my family,

but with the things
just going on with Tammy,

I just gotta get away.

Things are different now.

It's a new era.
It's a new me.

I'm in the Amanda Era.

You know, at this point,

I've stepped back
from the role

of being
the glue of the family,

the fixer of the family.

I have no interest
in exerting my energy

in places that don't want it.

[Amy speaking]

That is [bleep]

I think both of them need
to grow the [bleep] up.

[Amy speaking]

[Chris]
I'm gonna take Misty's.

We're gonna do
a little present exchange.

But Amanda is missing out

because she's fighting
with her sister

over petty [bleep].

[woman] Oh, boy.

Hey, what you got
under that shirt, sweetie?

[Tammy speaking]

[Christmas music playing]

[Amy] ♪♪ ...through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪♪ Over the hills we go ♪

[all] ♪♪ Laughing all the way ♪

♪♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

♪♪ Making spirits bright ♪

♪♪ What fun it is to ride... ♪

Where you at?

♪♪ And sing
A sleighing song tonight ♪

What?

[all] ♪♪ Jingle bells,
Jingle bells... ♪

Us singing carols
is like a bunch of coyotes

barking in the woods,
bunch of damn howling.

There.

[laughter]

Before the holidays
get really busy,

we're gonna get together

and do a little
present exchange.

For the first time ever,
Amanda is missing out

'cause she's fighting
with her sister

over petty [bleep]

I could have cooked
a big meal

but I really don't have time

with the renovations
on the other house.

Right this way, guests.

Right here and Megan
will be right
with you guys, okay?

All right.

[Amy] It sucks
Amanda's not here

in the physical form
but she's here...

I figured.

Hi.
How's everybody doing today?

-Good.
-Good.

I want that gator tail.

[Amy]
I want the gator tail too.

[Megan] Okay.

-Cajun gumbo.
-[Megan] Okay.

The fish plate,
can I get that blackened?

-[Megan] Yes, you can.
-I want it grilled blackened.

Grill blackened. Yes, sir.
You can do that.

[Misty speaking]

[Megan] All right, y'all.
I'll go ahead
and I'll get this in.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

-[Megan] You're very welcome.
-Thank you.

This Christmas is so weird,
with Amanda being gone.

It's just not
the same this year.

I mean, we can't
make her do anything

she ain't gonna wanna do.

But I mean, you know,
with the holidays,

you're supposed
to be about family.

So...

We blood.

Blood sticks together
for the holidays,

even when we're fighting.

Yeah.

[Chris] The holidays were
supposed to be for family.

And with the beef
that's going on

between Amanda and Tammy,

we should be working
in the right direction

to resolve it.

Instead, Amanda chose
to spend the holidays

with this gentleman
that I really haven't met.

I think
that's a damn bull [bleep]

I just don't like
the fact that,

you know, she's too far away.

She has no excuse.

And I'm not real damn happy
about it at all.

[Tammy] I know Chris wants
all of us to get together

and make up,

but if you're not ready,
don't force it.

Y'all ready for some gifts?

We have a game, Bad Santa.

You get to pick a present

and then
if you don't like it,

you get to exchange it

for one that's already
opened, you know?

[woman] Oh, boy.

Hey, what you got
under that shirt, sweetie?

[Amy speaking]

-[laughs]
-[Tammy speaking]

[Chris]
I'm gonna take Misty's.

I don't know what it is,
but it's polky-dotted.

Oh, shucks.

Yeah, that is definitely you.

Yes, it is.

I didn't fart.

My butt blew you a kiss.

-[Amy] Nice one.
-[Tammy laughs]

That is so true for me.

[Misty] All right.

Amy is, kind of,
got me scared.

I would be scared too.

[Amy speaking]

Oh, you put them, see.

[laughs]

Blow your nose.
Blow your nose.

[Misty]
You got a boogie hangin'.

I'm trading Chris.

I want the socks.

I'mma fight your a*s.

The b*tch brought
the socks into the game

and took them back.

So I literally think

she bought them
because she liked them

and that was just her way
of making sure

she had a good gift.

That bull [bleep]
is not allowed.

[Tammy speaking]

Oh, I know what this is.

[Chris] What is it?

Pickle.

[Misty]
That's your favorite thing.

-[Chris]
That is really cool 'cause...
-[Amy] Maybe--

[Chris]
that fits her perfectly.

[Amy] You need a shelf
in her refrigerator

just for her pickles

because that's all
the b*tch eats.

I got a pickle.

-I got a stripper.
-[Tammy] It's you.

I know, right.
Me and the candy cane.

-Well...
-[Amy speaking]

I started to say, yeah.

She got t*tties too
and you ain't got nothing.

I ain't got [bleep].

[Tammy speaking]

Yeah, but I know
how to work the candy cane.

Apparently, she does too.

That's why
she ain't here right now.

She working her candy cane.

Merry Christmas.

-[laughter]
-Happy New Year's.

[Amy speaking]

I'm almost done.

I just gotta hire
a moving van.

Well, I got some
bad news to tell you.

Okay.

You're not gonna be able
to just move

straight
into the yellow house.

Yeah, I'm not gonna be able
to finish it

before you move out.

Like...

I'm guessing
two to three weeks

after you get moved in
if everything goes right.

It's gonna be me and Brittany
and you living in the house

and Emily's living there
too right now

upstairs with little man,

so you know, the house
is going to be full.

[Tammy] I've seen the house,
so I'm not surprised

that Chris isn't gonna be
able to fix it on time,

but I just don't like
feeling like a burden
to anybody.

I used to feel
that way all the time,

but now that I'm healthy

and able
to take care of myself,

I don't wanna feel
like that anymore.

[Chris] Tammy, I love you,

but I don't wanna go through

what you and Amanda
are going through
over a house.

[Tammy] It's hard to think
about how things

were supposed to be.

Welcome to your
temporarily new home.

[upbeat music playing]

[Tammy] It's moving day.

After 11 months,

I'm moving
out of Amanda's house

and into Chris's

It feels good getting out
of Amanda's house.

I'm ready
but at the same time,

nervous about it.

-Hey, sis.
-[Tammy] Hey.

[Chris] You ready
for this moving day?

[sigh] As ready
as I'll ever be.

Right now, the movers
should be coming up anytime.

So let's go ahead
and get everything

as much as possible in boxes,

so we cannot have to worry
about damage and anything

'cause some of that stuff
is precious.

[Tammy] Mmm-hmm.

I know Caleb's poem

is in one of these boxes,

so you know,
we just gotta make sure

that the sentimentals
don't get broke or damaged.

As I'm packing up,
it's hard to think

about how things
were supposed to be.

Leaving rehab,
I had dreamt of living here

with Caleb
and maybe starting a family.

So I'm not living
the dream life I wanted.

[Chris] Well, lookie here,
the truck come in.

[upbeat music playing]

Tammy, I think
that's the last freakin' box.

Yeah.

You got too much [bleep]

[chuckles]

But if you're ready,
I'm ready.

Yeah, I'm ready.

It's just a really...

A damn shame
that you're pretty much

having to do
all this because...

people just don't
wanna be family and be right.

[Tammy]
When I first came home,

it felt like everybody
was excited to see me.

b*tches.

-b*tch.
-What's up, b*tch?

Hey, girl, look at you.

[Amy laughs]

She's home finally.

...I was really glad
I can come home

and spend time
with my family again.

[Chris]
We gonna pin the trach.

Pin the trach on Tammy.

[screaming and laughing]

[Tammy] But things change.

This is the best thing
that happened in this house,

was your homecoming party.

Yeah.

Here, you need to keep it

and put it up
in the new house

just to scare the c*ck
away or something.

[laughs]

[Tammy] Nah.

Amanda can keep it.

So be it.

Let's walk.

-You taking the chair?
-Yup.

[Chris] I have special bonds
with all my siblings,

but when it all
boils down to it,

me and Tammy
has always been close.

I've called her
my passenger princess.

I've called her
my ride and die.

I want her
to get through this.

I want her to be able to live

and experience life
as much as possible.

[Tammy speaking]

Tammy, me and you
have always been close.

You get on my nerves? Yes.

But, I don't wanna go through

what you and Amanda
are going through
over a house.

You know,
the main thing right now

is just put up
with each other long enough

to get your house done
and get you in it.

Tammy, if you wanna go ahead
and go in, you can.

I just need to finish
talking to the movers.

[Tammy] Okay.

-Hello.
-[Brittany] Hey.

It's [indistinct]

-Hey.
-How's it going?

[Brittany]
How did it go today?

[Chris speaking]

Well, welcome
to your temporarily new home.

[Chris] Well, I'm tired.

Your new home sweet home
for three weeks.

[Tammy] I'm grateful to have
a roof over my head, but...

[Tammy speaking]

I don't know how things
are gonna go

being here
with Chris and Brittany.

If you need something
just holler, all right?

[Tammy] Mmm-hmm.

It feels like
life is moving backwards.

It sucks having
to start all over again.

[Amanda] Next time on


So what's all
going on in the family?

Well, with Tammy and Amanda
and dirt at each other.

They always butted heads.

They would fight
over pickle jars.

They would fight over
who's going to cook.

[Chris] You didn't have
to worry about Amy cooking.

I can now.

I made
a white chocolate Alfredo.

Oh.

Ready to show me your belly?

Oh, well. I guess...

[Chris speaking]

[laughs]

[Chris] I just hope
the plastic surgeon

will go ahead and approve me
for skin removal surgery.

Damn, I've been waiting
forever to hear that.

Today, I'm cooking a whole
dinner for the family.

So Amanda is coming.

We have been in this argument
way too damn long.

[Tammy]
I haven't talked to Amanda

in at least two months.

I really
don't wanna be around her.

[Amanda] If Tammy
wants to play, remember,

I taught her
how to play the [bleep] game.

I'm the rule maker.