06x06 - Limo Beans

[bunniefuu]

[Amanda] Previously,
on 1000-lb Sisters.

So what's all going on
in the family?

[Chris]
Well, with Tammy and Amanda,
and they're at each other.

Oh!

[Dr. Turner]
You're mostly skin.

So I'd be comfortable
operating on you

if you lost another


That is good news.

Damn, I've been waiting
forever to hear that.

[Dr. Turner] Let's transition
over to you, Tammy, okay?

I'm definitely not
telling you no.

I'm just telling you,
not tomorrow.

[Tammy speaking]

How do you feel, knowing that
you're gonna be here
with Amanda?

Nervous.

Today, I'm cooking
a whole dinner for the family.

-Hey.
-Hey, what's up?

I am on eggshells

because I'm just waiting
for somebody to pop off.

When you guys
are getting together,

you'll be sure
to hit me up on FaceTime

'cause I will not be here.

I'm leaving Kentucky.

[Amanda] I've been seeing
someone named RJ,

and he lives in Florida.

We have to be together.

Amy, dry your eyes.

Life happens,
it's gonna be all right.

-You all right?
-[Chris] No.

When Amanda dropped
the b*mb at the table,

saying she was
up and gonna move,

I didn't want to hear
the bull [bleep].

Because I don't believe
Amanda has put enough thought

into the whole scenario
of moving to Florida.

Amanda's bad about
making decisions too quick

without thinking it through,
saying [bleep].

We all pop off at the mouth.

We're slick as hell
at the mouth.

So, I mean, all five of us
are horrible about it.

But I still think
it's too soon

to go runoff for...

-What is it? Fourteen--
-Run off to Florida.

-Fourteen hours?
-Fourteen hours, yeah.

It's too soon to run off


If Amanda wants to leave,

and that's what's gonna
make her happy, then...

And he's not making an effort
to meet the rest of us.

What's up with
that shady [bleep]?

I don't give a damn
if two of us or three of us

or all five of us is fighting.

When somebody brings
an extra in,

we usually introduce him
to the four.

We don't kind of,
"Oh, he's in Florida."

Doing what?

I'm sure there's
multiple reasons

for her to make this decision.

But if Amanda's leaving

because of any of us
sitting here...

Sorry you feel that way.

But at the same token,

Yep, because Amanda's usually

right in the middle
of any drama

or anything else
that's going down.

But ultimately, I'd still like
to change her mind

about moving so far away.

[snickers]

God, I'm gonna get in trouble.

-[Chris] You ready?
-[Tammy] Yeah.

[Chris speaking]

[Tammy chuckles]

[Chris] With the news
of Amanda going to Florida,

the whole family
is still in shock.

But life doesn't stop,
no matter what kind of news

you get thrown in your lap.

So today, me and Misty
and Tammy

are gonna hit the gym.

[Misty] What one you want?
Five or ten?

[Tammy] Probably ten.

[Misty] Oh, damn,
those are heavy.

[both laughing]

I got them.

...it has really
lit a fire under my a*s

to achieve
the skin removal surgery

that I've been sh**ting for
for the last three years.

I'm so close, I can taste it.

You feel the burn yet?

My shoulders hurt.

-Yeah.
-[Chris laughs]

[Tammy laughs]

My shoulder joints
are deteriorating, smartass.

What?

Real weights.

And you be...

We we didn't ask you
to butt in our conversation.

Hey, that's why we wanted
to work out with family.

It's fun. [laughs]

Making fun of Misty.

You ain't working your arms,
you're just sitting there.

I'm working my mouth.

[both laughing]

This is what our family does.

Picking on each other

and having a good time
poking fun.

So I truly believe that Amanda

just needs to sit back
and remember

this part of the family,

not the beefing
and the arguing.

The whole point of getting
the gym memberships

is so we can help each other
push each other forward.

We just got to get

all the rest of them included.

I agree.

Do you honestly think
Amanda's really gonna move?

I don't know if
she's gonna move or not.

[Chris] My opinion is that

Amanda is cutting and running
to be with this guy

because of the conflict
going on between
her and Tammy.

They're just
too damn hardheaded
to both of them

say "I'm sorry,"
and go about their business.

That's all it boils down to.

I hope it works out
as much as she sees it
working out.

[Misty] Yeah.

[Chris] But has he seen
the true side of Amanda yet?

I bet he ain't seen that
wilding out phase yet.

[laughs]

Give it to him.

Yeah, because it don't take
much to flip her trigger.

She's not the nice,
innocent person

she's trying to act like.

She will turn on you
in a heartbeat.

And she is super selfish.

I don't care anymore.

The first time she talks
to us on the phone...

[chuckles] I mean,
let's keep it rea.

Right.

[Chris] I know for a fact
that Amanda will miss
the family

more than she realizes.

So I have to do what I can do

about trying to talk her
out of moving to Florida.

[Any speaking]

Today, Chris and Tammy's
coming over,

and we're just gonna do

a good old-fashioned
spring cleaning.

Get rid of all the clutter
out my house.

The boys are growing out
of clothes and toys

faster than
the speed of light.

So it's time to get rid
of some [bleep].

The dumpster's
taller than I am.

I need a booster seat
for the dumpster.

...actually went to
high school with me,

so I called him up.
I was like, "Hey,

I heard you were in
the trash dumping business.

Can I borrow a trailer?"

And he goes, "Girl, got you."

He goes, "You can have it
as long as you want."

Fill up totes,
and I'll take them out there

and just dump them
in the dumpster.

[Amy] Our family does have
hoarding issues.

Grandma hoarded, Mom hoarded.

Now I've got
hoarding tendencies.

So I'm hoping,
with Tammy and Chris here,

I won't think about it
as much.

I'll just be like,
"Okay, throw it away."

Instead of, "Okay, that was
Gage's first toy.

Or, "Gage got that
for his birthday."

You know, I'll be like,
"Okay, throw it away.

They haven't seen it
in six months.

They haven't played with it,"
type of deal.

Oh, that we got to keep.

That's what you gave Gage
for his first Christmas.

Oh, the mops...

That is a mop head.

Yeah, I need to keep that.

There's another mop head.

What the hell is going on
with these mop heads?

-[bleep]
-I wanna keep that, too.

I thought the whole point
was to get rid of the clutter.

[Amy snickers]

[Amy] Okay, I think
this room is cleared.

Well, the question of the day
is what's next?

I think we're gonna
tackle that laundry room.

[Chris] What's the book here?

[Amy] That's the one
that Grandpa's in.

About his death.

Our uncle k*lled our grandpa.

Back in 1986,

he took a bunch of loans out
in Grandpa's name.

And when they were
starting to come due,

he also took
the insurance out.

If Grandpa got disabled,

the bank would pay
for the loans.

So apparently, he was trying
to disable Grandpa

and ended up k*lling him.

He went to prison for 10 years

and he disassociated himself
with the whole family.

Tammy was only alive
a couple months

before Grandpa passed.

I mean, he held her
a couple of times.

I remember Tammy
throwing up on him.

[chuckles]

I never actually
knew my grandpa,

so I would think it's cool

to find out more
about our history.

Where my bloodline came from.

And hopefully
it's not all bad.

We might find out
some other stuff

that we don't know.

I mean, that would
be pretty cool.

'Cause somewhere,
there's got to be something

saying that we come from
another country besides here.

[Amy] Yeah.

Ah, I think Mom's
blowing smoke.

If I can remember
my family reunion

on my mom's side,
they had a crest,

and it showed all
of our family history.

But I do know
I might be a descendant

of the Queen's.

Apparently, we're related
to the Queen of England.

That's where
I got my middle name.

I don't think
she would take me in

with this blue hair.

[laughs]

-Well, there's that...
-[producer laughs]

I missed my opportunity.

Terrible.

We ain't getting
nothing done sitting here.

I want to get
that laundry room done.

But I think I'm mentally
done for the day.

-[Amy speaking]
-My back is... Yeah.

[Chris] I don't know about
going to no genealogy.

Maybe I need to go
take them to the hospital

and get them an X-ray
to see how many lazybones

is in their body.

Because they in there sitting,

and I'm doing
the whole other room.

[both chuckle]

But instead of chores,

I think me and you
need to go out,

and we need just need
to have a girl's night.

What do you want to do?

Go get our nails done.

Go get a hot outfit.

We can go to a really,
like, "dressy" restaurant.

I want to do something
outside of my element,

something that'll make me
feel better about myself.

Like dancing.

What is burlesque?

Burlesque is kind of like...

risque dancing.

-You can wear a--
-Dirty dancing?

-Kind of.
-I ain't trying to
dirty dance with you.

Well, no, you dirty dance
with yourself.

On a pole. [laughs]

[both laughing]

[Amy] I need this
quality time for myself.

...and my self-esteem,

and this is one step closer
to becoming the better me.

Somebody comfortable
in my own skin.

-Maybe.
-Ew!

A bustier?

[growls softly]

[both laughing]

♪♪ Shake a booty
Shake a booty ♪

[snickering]

-But you know what
we should do?
-What?

Since neither
one of us drives,

we should get a limo.

[indistinct]

Have you ever been in my limo?

I've been inside one,
but never rode in one.

Oh.

I went into hearse, too.

It was the funeral parlor's.

I was five, and I was curious
what it looked like,

so he showed me it.

He showed me a dead body
that day, too.

Ew!

[Amy] Now that Tammy
is living with Chris,

it's hard for us
to see each other.

We do need to see
each other more often.

So we're going to get
our burlesque on.

I'm not sure about this class,

but sometimes it's good
to do something

-outside of our comfort zone.
-Yeah.

[in sing-song voice]
It's going to be a party.

[laughs] Oh.

So Amy come up
with this bright-a*s idea

that her and Tammy
need a night out on the town.

I know.

Well, they cut loose different

when they're not around us.

These b*tches.

-[Amy] We're in a limo, b*tch!
-[Tammy] We're in a limo!

It's pretty [bleep] awesome.

[Chris] I can't believe
we get a night out together.

-Just because...
-Hell yeah.

...we ain't got to do nothing
together for a while.

I don't think we've ever
got together and went bowling.

It's been since
we was a kid, anyway.

And I used to take the boys.

[Misty] And I think
we'll all have fun.

[Chris] It'll be a blast.

The back's popping in and out.

Hell, I don't even know
if I'm gonna be able
to do it right.

Tammy and Amy are going
to a burlesque class,

but tonight's about
us older siblings

having fun
with our clothes on.

And I also want
to talk to Amanda

about her crazy-a*s idea
about moving to Florida.

Problem is, talking to her
without a major blow up

is highly unlikely.

[Amanda] Oh, look at the deer.

-[Chris] Away from
the country. [indistinct]
-[Amanda] Damn!

That's a year's worth of meat

running through
the field, you'll.

-Damn!
-Probably two years for me.

The truth is,
that's the first thing

we start talking about
when we're anywhere.

-[Misty] Food.
-The food.

As long as it's not roadkill,
I'm pretty well game.

No, I have limitations.

[Chris laughs]

So Amy come up
with this bright-a*s idea

that her and Tammy
need a night out on the town.

-Oh, hell.
-They're gonna rent a limo

and go somewhere nice to eat.

I know. Belching and farting.

Well, they cut loose different
when they're not around us.

That's 'cause we corral them.

So they don't embarrass
the [bleep] out of us.

Well, that might be true, too.

Or themselves.

I don't think
they get embarrassed
about the way they act.

It's the rest of us that
have to deal with that.

[Chris laughs]

-"These b*tches."
-[grunts]

It seems like,
sometimes we do gotta say

some [bleep] that shouldn't
have to be said.

[chuckles] You think?

[Amy] Is that
what you're wearing?

[Tammy] Yeah.

So tonight's girl's night,
and I love my boys,

but I'm ready for some...

Bring on some adult music.

For the fancy dinner,

I got this dress,
or I can wear this dress.

What's with you and red?

[laughs]

I have a pair
of jeans in here,

but I'm not sure
if they'll fit me,

but I'm really hoping
this pair fits.

Oh, I love those.

It's so cool how we're both
similar sizes now.

Before I lost all this weight,
I couldn't wear her clothes.

But now I probably could.

I wear a large now.

I think... this shirt.

[Amy] That's cute.

[indistinct]

When I was 700-plus pounds,

it was super hard
to find clothes,

let alone cute ones, you know?

Now it's so easy.

But I'm still trying
to find my style.

What I would like to wear,
what I'm comfortable in.

[laughing]

I'm wearing this
for the class,

but if I get too hot,

I'm going to take off my pants
and, you know...

Ew!

It looks like
you're wearing a thong.

I'm not wearing thong.

-Hold on.
-[yells]

[both laughing]

So I wear some of
the craziest shorts out there.

I have something that say,
"Yes, Daddy."

"Badass."

I want me to show you?

[woman laughs]

Ooh! Ooh!

[exhales]

Out the window.

I haven't been to class
since high school.

[laughs sarcastically]

[honking]

b*tch, our limo's here.

Let's go.

Hey, how you doing?

-Good. How are you?
-I'm good.

Let's get you in here.
Get you all comfortable.

Grab this for you
real quick here. Thank you.

[Amy whispering]

[Tammy speaking]

This is a party limo,
not a funeral limo.

There's a difference.

They got lights,
they got wine,

they got charcuterie boards.

It's pretty [bleep] awesome.

[snickers]

-What's your name, hon?
-I'm Robert.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
I'm Amy.

I'm Tammy.

[Robert] Hi, Tammy.
How y'all doing?

[Amy] I'm good.

We're gonna go
to a burlesque class.

Do you know what that is?

It's the dancing thing.

-Like sexy dancing
in lingerie.
-[Robert] Yeah. Mm-hmm.

That ought to be fun.

This [bleep] rose is badass.

Did you do this rose and meat?

[Robert] Oh, no.

[Tammy chuckles]

[Robert] I'm gonna
bite my tongue

-trying to say it. [laughs]
-[Tammy and Amy laugh]

[Robert chuckling] Yeah.

[Amy speaking]

Hey, Robert, you know
what this looks like?

-[Tammy] Amy Elizabeth.
-Oh, my God.

[laughs]

Stop being stupid.

[Tammy] As usual, Amy's acting
a damn fool in the limo.

This b*tch needs to learn
how to act right in public.

She's not two.

She's 36.

[Amy] Hey, Tammy,

have you seen this lately?

[Tammy] Amy, oh, my God.

I'm gonna leave
if you don't [bleep] quit
with that [bleep].

I can't fart
without her saying

something wrong about me.

But I'm not
wasting time on her.

I'm gonna live my best life.

I'm not letting her stop me.

[hip-hop song playing]

[Tammy]
We're in a limo, b*tch.

[Chris] That's a gutter ball.

[Amanda]
If you're gonna do it wrong,

do it all the way wrong.

I want to
question Amanda about

this hare-brained idea
about moving to Florida.

But if I [bleep] up
and say the wrong thing,

we're just gonna be fighting.

[Amy burps]

I burped in a limo.

[Misty] Why did they make
bowling shoes so ugly?

[Amanda]
This is the ugliest [bleep]
bowling shoes I've ever seen.

[Misty] That's the reason
why I was asking.

Why'd they make them ugly?

[Chris] Tonight,
I want to question

Amanda about

this hare-brained idea
about moving to Florida.

Because her timing sucks.

The truth is,

is we've had to off and on
take care of Tammy
her whole life.

And now her and Amy are
becoming more independent,

which takes some of
the stress off of our lives

so we can go hang out
like we used to.

-[Amanda] Where am I going?
-Down three.

-Oh, right.
-Over here?

-Yeah.
-Why do I got to go first?

'Cause he put you first.

Beauty before age. Got it.

[Chris speaking]

-No.
-[Misty] Bend.

If that b*tch gets a strike,
I'm beating her a*s.

[Amanda] Hey! [laughs]

I mean, I'm definitely
the best bowler.

Don't blow
that head up anymore,
it's gonna pop.

[vocalizing]

Well, you know,

-it is what it is.
-She's full of it, but okay.

It is what it is.

[warbles]

[laughs]

[screams]

You did good, girl.

[Misty] Stop touching my butt
and I do better.

Gutter ball.

That's a gutter ball.

If you're gonna do it wrong,
do it all the way wrong.

-[Chris] A little to the left
next time. [laughs]
-[Amanda whooping]

[Amanda whooping]

I'm the best bowler there is,

even though I am handicapped
at this point.

-She's always handicapped.
-So...

b*tch, you got
your [bleep] nerve...

Damn right, I got a nerve
and you're on it.

Oh, you didn't know?

Pew, pew. Shots fired.

[Chris laughs]

[laughs]

[Chris] Oh, she two of them!

-Come on, Chris,
you got another gutter coming.
-[Misty] Get some oomph.

[Chris] Oh!

-[Amanda laughs]
-Thank you.
Thank you very much.

I beat you.

Okay, so I just
looked this up.

One minute of bowling

burns as many calories
as one minute

of cycling
at six miles per hour.

I think this is our new gym.

Hey, it works for me. [laughs]

Amanda brings up
how bowling is our new gym.

And she's including herself
in the group.

This might be
a good opportunity for me to

convince her to stay.

I just hope that
me bringing up the move

won't jack up the night.

If I [bleep] up
and say the wrong thing,

it might start
a World w*r III.

[Tammy] Ow.
Almost whacked my head.

[Amy] Hello.

-How are you?
-[woman] Hi, welcome to Lush.

[Tammy] Even though I've lost
a lot of my weight,

I don't have

any kind of confidence

within myself.

Ready to go shake our a*s?

I guess so.

It was Amy's idea

to do a burlesque dance class.

It's way out of
my comfort zone,

but if that's what
Amy wants to do...

I'll support her.

-[Amy speaking]
-[all laughing]

-[woman] Yeah.
-[all cheering]

[Amy chuckling]

[Tammy speaking]

Amy's always been
kind of carefree,

but now she's like,

seriously, pulling
her pants down

and showing it to everybody,
whoever wants

to see, her underpants.

...after seeing
your big a*s all day.

Literally.

I understand she's got thinner

and she's comfortable
with her own body. Good.

But not everybody wants
to see it.

Are you really moving away?

I'm glad you found somebody
that'll put up with your a*s.

Me is not the problem,
it's my crazy a*s siblings.

I'm here to have
a good time with Amy.

But instead,

she's acting a fool.

She just wants
to show off her body.

Amy's all about
showing her [bleep] a*s.

It's really embarrassing.

I'm trying to figure out

what kind of stretches
we're supposed to be doing.

-[woman 1] Hello.
-[woman 2] Hello.

How are you guys doing?

-[Amy] Good.
-Hi.

Um, for those of you
who don't know me,

my name is Caroline.
I go by Carol here.

I have been dancing for

eight to nine years or so.

So burlesque is
near and dear to my heart.

[Amy] I really am excited
for burlesque.

But...

But then when the teacher
came in the room,

I was like...

I wouldn't be out like that
when I was that size. Like,

she's confident as [bleep].

[Caroline]
We are going to have
an awesome class today.

We're gonna
learn a cute little
burlesque routine.

It's all about the tease.

So we want to, like, seduce.

So we'll just go ahead
and get started.

Let's do
a little warm-up, yeah?

We're gonna do,
like, a little bit
of a forward fold.

And then when you're ready,
we're gonna kind of

come to the floor
to our knees.

That is totally fine. [laughs]

If you want to, actually,

you can do this
seated in the chair.

-[Tammy] Okay.
-[Caroline] You got this.

-Oh. [laughs]
-[Caroline] She's like...
[laughs]

There we go. [laughs]

Now you're ready.
[laughing] All right.

So now we're going to
kind of push back

into what's called
a froggy stretch.

So we're gonna kind of
open our legs back

and push backward. Yeah.

At first, I felt nervous
and awkward,

but as the class kept going,

I am having a blast.

Who knew Amy
could do the splits?

[laughs]

[laughs]

[Caroline] We are going to

take our leg up on the chair,

take our hand up our leg,
and you can just kind of

feel your curves here.

If you don't want to
put it up, you can put it here

and prop it up like that,
like on your toe.

Tammy's doing great,

but she doesn't trust her body

as much as she could.

And I think that was
what I really wanted
to work on her with today.

And I'm really trying
to get her

out of that comfort zone

and really just see how far
she can push herself.

And take it right back up.

And we're just going to pop.

-Oh, the hair is down.
-[all laughing]

I saw that. [laughs]

I was like, oh, my.

[laughs] I like it.

Amy's a beginner,
but she's a real go-getter,

so she was really
into the choreography.

And we love
that sense of empowerment

in the studio.

I felt like I was
a sexy b*tch up in there.

We're gonna be like, Amy can
go to a strip club. Okay.

[laughs]

[Caroline] So while
we're here, we're gonna

take our booty in a circle.

And then we're going to sit.

To the beat. Yeah. [laughs]

So, once we're here,

we're gonna take
hand to booty,

hand to booty,

take it all the way
up your back,

through your hair,

and then
we're gonna come back,

smack the booty.

So yeah, let's try doing it

from the very beginning
with the music.

[Amy] I guess Carol's

energy is rubbing off on me

and I'm actually
feeling myself.

[jazz music playing]

[Amy speaking]

But damn, I was feeling it.

I was like...

[jazz music playing]

[Caroline cheering]

[laughing] Yay!

That was so good!

-[woman] Yeah!
-[Caroline] You guys.

[Kerby] Thank you.

-[Caroline] You're welcome.
Welcome. [laughs]
-[Tammy] Thank you.

[Amy] Put my pants back on.

-[Amy speaking]
-[Caroline laughs]

I'm glad Amy's having
a good time at Burlesque,

but it's just not for me.

I don't mind going
a little sexy,

but I'm not able
to do everything

that I'm asked in class.

And...

I'm uncomfortable
with my body.

And Amy...

seems to not care
what people think.

-[Caroline] Amy!
-[all cheering]

[Caroline] You did
the real split! [laughs]

-[Amanda] Let's go up here
and see what they got to eat.
-[Chris] Mm.

[laughs]

[Misty]
They got salads, Chris.

Do you want chili
or loaded baked potato?

-[Amanda] Loaded baked potato.
-Okay.

[Chris]
Tonight, I'm hoping to have

a little sidebar with Amanda,

but I'm worried about it.

Amanda's never listened
to me about anything

when she's got her mind
made up on a subject.

But it damn sure can't hurt.

-[Amanda] You want a bite?
-[Chris] No, thank you.

[Misty] You don't like
potato soup, do you?

[Chris]
Oh, I love potato soup,

but it ain't nowhere near
on my diet.

I'm this close

to getting skin removal,

I can't take a chance
on blowing it up.

Oh, I know it is.

[Chris]
You think Tammy and Amy

-are sticking on their diet?
-[Amanda] Mm-mm.

I guarantee you they're not.

I hear Amy's wanting to
get back into the dating...

game.

She's just gonna have
to learn to look for quality.

She's gonna have
to have a checklist.

Must have a driver's license.

[Misty] Uh-huh.

Number two, a job that can
pay his own way.

She could have


Amy's choice in men

is just about nonexistent.

She does not be choosy at all.

Anybody that'll
give her attention

is who she's went out with.

We gotta start letting her
live for herself.

You know,
that's like I told you all,

whenever I decided
to move to Florida,

if it's a mistake,
it's mine to make.

Are you really moving away?

I actually have
my own apartment

in Florida.

[Chris] When Amanda tells us
that she's got an apartment,

I'm like [bleep].

I'm too late.

What's the point of trying
to bring the family together

if one's gonna
shag a*s and leave?

Amanda, you just

shot that [bleep]
straight out the window.

I didn't like Florida
that much

-when I was down there.
-[Amanda] I love it.

The beach is
the biggest thing,
I won't lie.

I'm not enthused by the beach.

I mean, I'll go
out there and have fun,
but it ain't like...

It ain't the big wow factor
like it is for you.

You sure you want
to go on down there?

There is not a doubt
in my mind.

It's far enough away
where all of y'all can

stay out of my business,

come visit me...

-There's a damn big city.
-...and come back home.

There's a hell of a difference

between one hour and fourteen.

Yeah, but our family's in
a completely different place.

I can go and live my life.

I stayed out of obligation.
Now I'm obligated to be happy.

You can either
support me or not.

Either way,

my mind is made up.
I've made my decision.

And there's nothing they can
do or say to change that.

I'm glad that you're happy.

It'll just takes some time
to get used to,

-you being there, that's it.
-It's the options.

Like, up here,
like, look at every menu.

It's fried. It's carbs.

Everything down there, like...

There are
so many places I can go
and get fresh [bleep], like,

fresh fruit salads.

Fresh any kind of salad
you want.

Like, I love it down there.

[Chris]
I don't give a damn how good

the fruits and vegetables are
in Florida.

I don't find that
a reason enough

-to [bleep]
move my a*s down there.
-Nope.

I'm glad you found somebody
that'll put up with your a*s.

He ain't got no problem
dealing with me.

He loves my a*s.

I think you got some
really high hopes.

And if he does do that,

he's lost his
godforsaken mind.

[Amanda] Hmm. You know how
God makes someone

just for everyone,
right? Well,

he withstands the blast.

Me is not the problem.
It's my crazy-a*s siblings.

[Chris] I'm not okay with you

being down there
that far away.

I mean, that's
the only thing I can say.

I just...

I just can't take it anymore.

[Chris] It's hard.

Because time and distance

has a funny way

to make people pull apart

that don't really want
to be pulled apart.

And that's what I'm scared of.

No, that's what you do.

It is not okay for you
to talk to me like that.

[Tammy] Stop it, Amy.

I really liked

the burlesque class.

It was fun. [chuckles]

Like, Caroline
was really cool.

What was your favorite part?

[Tammy] I think if I
wasn't so nervous,

I probably would have done
a little better.

A couple of years ago,

we wouldn't be able
to keep up with that class.

I love the burlesque class.

This is the first time

I felt sexy

and confident

in my skin.

But I got the feeling that

Tammy didn't like the class.

[Tammy speaking]

Have you ever been
to this restaurant?

No.

-[Tammy burps]
-[Amy] God.

[Tammy] I burped
in a limo. [laughs]

-Check that off
the bucket list.
-[Tammy speaking]

[Robert] I've seen worse.

[Amy]
You don't know my fart, bro.

[Robert and Amy laugh]

[Tammy speaking]

The whole [bleep] day.

Acting a fool.

Messing with the limo driver.

I mean,
ask him questions, fine.

But she goes
too far sometimes.

Just stop.

You're a mother.

Grow the [bleep] up.

[Tammy farts, laughs]

Uh-uh, blow that
back that way.

-[Tammy] Stop it, Amy.
-[laughs]

You are not my g*dd*mn boss.

You shouldn't have just
talked to me like that.

-[Tammy] I was just--
-[Amy] But I wouldn't
say that about you.

-Yes, the [bleep] you would.
-No, I wouldn't.

-Yes, the [bleep] you would.
-No, I [bleep] wouldn't.

[Amy] I have no clue
what's going on
in the limo right now.

She just started attacking me.

I'm like...

It is not okay for you
to talk to me like that.

No, that's what you do.

And complain.
Complain, complain, complain.

How is it my fault...

Who the [bleep] was playing...

You're [bleep] immature.

So?

So... Nothing.

[Tammy speaking]

I'm not being
talked to like this.

This is bull [bleep].

[Amanda] Next time on


How'd your girls night out go?

Tammy started yelling at me.

I told her
this is unacceptable

and uncalled for.

Man, I am tired
of all the squabbling

and the beefing and [bleep].

I can't keep up
who's fighting with who.

[woman] Furthest back
I was able to get your family

was this guy

who came over from the UK.

You just don't know
until you start digging.

What do you think about
actually going to the UK?

[Chris]
Amy has got this bright idea

that she wants
to go to London.

[Misty] What?

I think it'd be really cool.

What do you say, Amanda?

[Tammy] I have always
daydreamed about

going to London.

And Amanda's not stopping me.

[Amanda] We're fixing
to leave the country
and go to London together.

I don't feel like
our relationship
is too far gone

that we can't repair it.

We don't have to sit here
and rehash everything.

But how would you like

for our relationship
to continue at this point?