06x07 - Turning a New Beef

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[Chris] Previously on


[Tammy speaking]

[instructor] Smack the booty.

I felt like I was
a sexy b*tch up in there.

Are you really moving away?

[Amanda]
I can go and live my life.

And if it affects them
in a bad way, then I'm sorry.

I'm glad you found somebody
that'll put up with your a*s.

He ain't got no problem
dealing with me.

Me is not the problem,
it's my crazy a*s siblings.

[Amy burps]

I burped in a limo.

This b*tch needs to learn
how to act right in public.

[Amy farts, laughs]

[Tammy] Stop it, Amy.

She just started attacking me.

You are not my g*dd*mn boss.

You shouldn't have just
talked to me like that.

[Amy] I don't know
what Tammy's problem is,

but this is my one
girls' night out in forever.

And she's having a [bleep]
two-year-old tantrum.

So I'm like, [bleep] this.

Since she's gonna
be a b*tch...

I'm trying to progress.

I'm trying to grow
as a person.

Why are you trying to keep me

from flourishing?

Trying to hold me back.

I might be a sl*t, but damn.

[Tammy speaking]

Amy's being irritating.

Showing her butt, literally.

And making
inappropriate jokes.

It seems like she's

getting younger.

And I'm growing up.

I think I want
the Flower Pinot Noir.

Okay. You got it.
Want me to bring
two glasses over for that?

-No, just one. Yeah.
-Just one? Okay.

[Tammy] I'm so mad about it.

Like,

what did I do that was so bad?

Until that b*tch apologizes,
I don't want to see her.

[Tammy speaking]

After Amy got mad at me

and left the limo, I was like,
"Good. Bye."

I'll just take my a*s home.

Find your own way back.

-Hey.
-Hey, sis, how you doing?

[Chris speaking]

I don't know
what Tammy's doing,
and I don't really care.

And we made this appointment,

like, two weeks ago.

So I might be hungover,
but at least I'm here.

I had a little bit
too much wine last night.

[Amy yawns]

How'd your
girls' night out go?

[Chris]
I just don't understand

what Tammy's
going through to be...

To show her rear end.

I don't know.

Like I told her yesterday,
"I did nothing

to you to make you
yell at me like this.

This is unacceptable
and uncalled for."

Man, I am tired
of all the squabbling

and the beefing and [bleep].

I can't keep up
who's fighting with who.

I mean, one minute,
Amanda's bickering with Tammy.

And in the next minute,

Amy and Tammy be arguing
over petty [bleep] .

You excited
about figuring out what

you don't know
about your family yet?

It'll be cool to see
what we discover.

My mom always told us,

"You better be good,
you're related to

the Queen of England."

So...

b*tch, we got royalty
in our blood.

My grandma's brother
has this family tree

going back
generations and generations.

And apparently,

one of my greats,
I don't know how far,

eight greats grandma,
was the Queen of England.

That explains
why Tammy's a royal b*tch.

Okay, I'll get her right now.

If you guys want
to take a seat over there,
we'll be right with you.

[Amy] Okay.

[Chris] There's no way in hell
we are kin

to the Queen of England.

We're just
good old country people.

But I guess we about
to find out today.

-[Vickie] Hi, Amy.
-[Amy] Hey.

[Vickie]
Can't wait to show you
everything we found.

I just wanted to start out

by showing you
your family tree.

Parts of your family were
harder to trace than others.

[Amy] I think it's cool
that they have some pictures
on some of them.

[Vickie] If I found
a picture, put it in.

[Amy]
I like learning about history,

regardless if it's
my family or not.

I really like
learning history.

I like learning about...

...Harriet Tubman,

uh, Maya Angelou.

That's a lot
of my favorite women.

So I love learning that.

Not only that, just like

dinosaurs and stuff like that,
I can get down with too.

So, and, uh...

Who came over from the UK

in the 1700s.

And if you look right here,

it talks about
his service in the w*r.

Uh, he actually was wounded
in the Revolutionary w*r.

With that information
and a lot of proof,

you can join the Daughters of
the American Revolution.

-Really?
-[Vickie] Yeah.

You could. You have
the pedigree to do it.

[Vickie laughs]

[Amy laughing]

No wonder why the [bleep]
we always fight.

How are you gonna spell that?

[Vickie] You had asked us
to look for family crests,

and we found
the Kirkwood family crest.

It's not your family name,
but it is your family.

This was interesting.
The shackles.

I kept thinking,
does this mean they were
prisoners at some point?

But it means
victory and prisoners.

I'm not sure why
that would be on there,

what happened in the past.

[Chris] Maybe we come from

a family of jailbirds

and had to get
the hell out of the UK.

Hopefully there ain't no
outstanding warrants.

[Amy] Is there a chance
we're related to

the Queen of England

because we're from the UK?

It's very possible.

You just don't know
until you start digging.

Churches in England would
have information for you.

Or the British Archives.

[Chris] Definitely something
to look into.

I don't know about you

being kin to
the Queen of England, but...

I got the hair for it.

A royal pain in the a*s
don't count.

These two right here...

[Vickie] Oh, really?

He shot somebody
for stealing corn

out of his field
and k*lled him.

That's rough.

This man here
got up to 1,300 pounds.

And this boy here
got up to 900 pounds.

-[Vickie] Wow.
-[Chris] That's just

a trait that runs
in our family.

[Vickie]
That's really interesting.

Well, that's
pretty much what I have.

I'm gonna
let you have all of this,

and all of this goes home
with you today.

-Thank you so much
for doing all this.
-You're welcome.

Thanks for coming.
I enjoyed working

-with you guys today.
-Thank you.

-Thank you
for everything you've done.
-[Vickie] Good to meet you.

[Amy speaking]

I think it's cool
that there might be
a possible chance that

we could be related
to the Queen of England.

What do you think about
actually going to the UK?

[laughs]

Can't you figure out
a better reason

to go somewhere besides that?

It's on the bucket list.
[laughs]

To far in
all seven continents?

[laughing] Yeah.

Well, you go, girl.

[Amy laughs]

My question is,
is how you gonna go?

You refuse to fly to Florida,

but there ain't no way
to drive to the UK.

Yeah.

Between you and Tammy fighting
and getting

Tammy and Amanda

in a close vicinity
to each other,

it don't matter
how big the damn plane is,

we drop somebody off
in the middle of 30,000 feet.

First.

[Chris] If we do plan a trip,

do you think they could
participate without fighting?

-No.
-Well...

[laughs]

Good point.

[Amanda] g*dd*mn. Every time
we do something, it's windy.

Every time we're here, it is.

[Amanda]
Today, we're at the park
and we're just gonna

hang out and spend
a little bit of time together.

Because I am leaving
for Florida

in a couple of weeks.

So, I wanted to have all of
my siblings in the same place

and, you know,
the nieces and the nephews.

I mean, I just figured
I'd invite everybody over.

We can hang out.

Whoever comes, comes.
I don't give a damn.

If they don't want to come,
they don't have to be here.

If you don't... If you're
gonna have a bad attitude,

I don't want you
here anyway, so...

Hell, why didn't you say so?

I wouldn't have
left the house.

[all laughing]

[Amanda] I'm not sure
if Tammy's coming,

but Tammy and I were able
to be civil with one another

when we had Amy's dinner.

And I'm hoping and praying
that today is

not gonna be any different
from that day.

As I always say,
don't start no [bleep],

won't be no [bleep].

[screams]

[Misty]
With Amanda moving to Florida,

I think she wants to

work things out
with Tammy. But...

[sighs] Honestly,
I don't think Tammy

wants to do the same thing.

[Chris] The other night
on the girls' night out,
y'all had

a little spat
or whatever the hell
y'all wanna call it.

What I said was out of line,

but it was also true.

But you were calling me
stupid and all that.

[Chris] I'm like, damn.

The problem is,
is neither one of them

will admit that
they were in the wrong.

[Misty] Hey, Tam.

[Tammy speaking]

What'd y'all bring?

That is baked chicken.

This is barbecue ribs.

And this is, uh...

-Broccoli casserole...
-[Misty] Ooh.

-[Chris] ...that is...
-[Misty] I gotta
get some of that.

[Chris] ...carb-free.

Amanda called and said
she wanted this picnic

and everybody
to bring a potluck.

But there is
also something I want

to talk with everybody about.

And the easiest way

that I knew I could get
Tammy in the car

and go to this picnic

was me cook some
barbecue ribs.

It wasn't too hard
once she started
smelling them ribs cooking.

[Amanda] I mean,
it's definitely a shame

that Amy's not able
to make it today. I hope

Glenn gets to
feeling better soon.

[Misty] Right.

[Amanda] Amy's not here
because the babies are sick.

I'm hoping that that is
the reason why she stayed home

and not because Tammy and her
had gotten into it.

I'm not sure
exactly what Tammy thinks

that she's doing
by arguing with her siblings.

We are her greatest
support system.

I know that we can also be
each other's greatest menaces.

But in the same token,

you shouldn't burn bridges
if your a*s can't swim.

[Chris] Well, go play.

It's good to see Tammy
sitting on a swing

because she's always

been scared

that the swing
wouldn't hold her.

So,

it's a good moment
to see Tammy experiencing
something she hasn't

in a really long time.

Okay.

Here's some bull [bleep]
I want y'all to know about.

This lady was doing
all the genealogy

on the family.

[Misty] Yeah.

[Chris] She could not rule out

that we all could
or could not be

kin to the royal family.

Queen Tammy?

[Amanda]
Kin to the Queen of England.

I think they just
blowing smoke.

The proof has
got to be in the pudding.

Show me your receipts.

Please.

[laughs]

[Chris] But anyway,

our descendants
all point to the UK.

Okay.

[Chris] Well, Amy

has got this bright idea

that she wants
to go over there

and do some
background checking, I guess.

Ever since me and Amy

talked about going to London,

the more I thought about it,

the more I started
getting excited about going.

And if I can
get everybody to agree,

hopefully,

this trip will bring us
together as a family.

Stranger [bleep] has happened.

[laughs]

[Tammy] What?

Oh, my gosh.

I think it'd be really cool
to go back and,

you know, see our heritage.

-[Chris] I want
to see all of it.
-[Tammy] I want to see,

um, Uncle Ben.

-Big Ben?
-[Misty] Yeah, Big Ben.

-That's that big clock.
-I want to go to the museums.

[Misty] It sounds like
it'd be a lot of fun.

It's just, you know,

coordinating it all
and doing it.

Are y'all looking at
staying in a hotel

or doing a house again?

Well, I'm more worried
about just seeing

who all is gonna go so we can
get the tickets acquired

and start worrying
about lodging and everything

after I get a head count
on who's all going.

Yeah, but it's according
to what lodging it's gonna be

as to whether
or not I'm gonna go.

I would absolutely love
to go to London,

but I definitely have
mixed feelings

about another family trip.

In the first family trip,
Tammy showed her a*s.

You're missing out
on a lot. Just--

I don't give a [bleep]!

I really don't feel good

and I didn't want to come.

[Amy]
Do you need an ambulance?

[Tammy]
I'll [bleep] let you know

when I need
a g*dd*mn ambulance.

[Amanda] This is ridiculous.

The next family trip,
Amy showed hers.

-[Amy] I'm [bleep] tired
of this [bleep]!
-Hey!

-[Chris] Stop!
-[Amanda] She put
her hands on me.

[Amy]
I'm so sick of you trying
to be the big [bleep] b*tch.

I'm so tired of everybody

g*dd*mn lord
and mastering over me.

-[Misty] Go to your room
and calm down.
-[Amy] I'm leaving.

[Amy huffs]

I would love a vacation,

but I can go on vacation
by my damn self.

I don't need
my siblings to go.

[Chris]
Well, we know Amy's in.

You know, last time we went
on vacation, she didn't want
to fly to Florida.

I told her, you wouldn't even
ride 45 minutes to Florida

but you want
to ride six, seven hours

across a damn ocean.

Didn't make no sense.

But she's bound
and determined.

She's wanting
to make it happen.

Tammy, are you in?

-Yeah, I'm in.
-Cool.

[Tammy] Two years ago,

I wouldn't have even dreamed

of being able
to get on a plane,

let alone a plane
going to London.

Dreams do come true.

[chuckles]

Misty?

Yes, I'm in as long as I get
my own little room.

[Chris] Brittany?

I'm in.

What do you say, Amanda?

[Amanda] I don't know.

I'm telling you right now,
I don't want no dumb [bleep].

I don't want no arguing,
no fussing, no carrying on.

And if I go, I would like
to have my own damn room.

I don't care
whether Amanda goes or not.

Amanda's not stopping me
from going to London.

[Amanda] I mean,
I'll go. But I'm not...
I'm telling y'all. I'm not...

Don't [bleep] around overseas.

Somebody gonna go to jail
and it ain't gonna be me.

With everybody agreeing

to go on a family trip,
I'm ecstatic.

This is
a once-in-a-lifetime trip
for all of us.

Nobody in the family

has really been
out of the country.

And, uh, with three of them
bickering and fighting

and Amanda moving to Florida,

we need
to do something drastic.

In the past,

the family trips
have torn us apart.

[Tammy] Wouldn't that
be crazy, though?

Ask them if you get to inherit
the crown jewels. [laughs]

[Chris laughs]

[Chris speaking]

But now I gotta
divert my attention

from Amanda and Tammy
to Amy and Tammy.

So me, Brittany and Tammy's
gonna run over here

and figure this [bleep] out.

If this ain't nothing but some
true family bull [bleep].

'Cause somebody's
always bickering and arguing.

It's what sisters do.

It's what sisters do? Okay.

-You coming?
-[Tammy] Yeah.

Slowly, but I'm coming.

I know Chris
wants us to get together

and make up.

But I'm only here because...

[Amy] I hope Tammy's
in a better mood

than she was the other day.

'Cause there ain't
no way in hell I'm gonna
go to London

with her acting
like a total [bleep].

She can keep
her negative a*s at home.

Well, everybody kinda seems

like they're in
to go to London.

Amanda seems like
she's up for it.

A good question is,

are y'all two gonna be good
on the trip over there?

Because the other night
on the girls' night out,
y'all had

a little spat
or whatever the hell
y'all wanna call it.

I said my piece.

I thought it was out of line.

She knows
it was inappropriate.

Yes, what I said
was out of line.

But it was also true.

But you were calling me
stupid and all that.

I wasn't even doing nothing.

[Chris] The problem is,
is neither one of them

will admit that
they were in the wrong.

So when they start bringing up

what happened that night,

they're halfway getting ready
to start arguing again.

[Amy]
This is gonna be a good trip
and I ain't gonna let nothing

stop it from making it
a good trip.

Regardless if we fighting

or if her and Amanda
are fighting,

you know.

Yeah. That'd be fun.

-A little bit zany.
-Mr. Yager?

Yep. He's a pretty cool dude.

I love him. He's crazy.

[Tammy] I'm still
irritated with Amy, but...

Amy and I have always dreamt

of going to the UK.

So...

[laughs]

[Chris] What are
some of the things

that y'all wanna
do over there?

Go see the sights,

like Big Ben, the palaces.

Well, I wanna see
the royal family.

-We know you keep up with it.
-They should just

step out on that balcony
and be like, "Hey!

Glad y'all are here."

[all laughing]

Y'all excited?

-Yeah.
-Hell yeah.

We're going to the UK, baby!

[Chris] Oh, hell,
we're going to London.

That's crazy.

[Tammy] I just hope
we can go there,

get some answers
about the genealogy,

experiment with
the food and stuff,

and just have a good time.

The history, the museums.

Our family history.

But at the same time,

I'm still kind of nervous
about me and Amanda.

Yeah, true.

Just stay in your hotel room.

She'll stay in her hotel room.

And I'll stay
in my hotel room.

[Amy snickers]

-[bleep] you!
-Y'all couldn't be

further apart from each other.

The fighting and the bickering

and the beefing
is getting old.

Yeah, it is.

[Chris] So hopefully this trip

can make
the water under the bridge

push on through.

I don't feel like
our relationship
is too far gone

that we can't repair it.

I'm over here
passing this b*tch

an olive branch
and I feel like

I'm just talking to myself.

How would you like
for our relationship

to continue at this point?

[Brittany]
Where's Chris at, Tammy?

[Tammy]
I've been at Chris's house

for at least three months,

which is a little longer
than he thought.

I asked Chris to pick up
a couple of things.

He's always with you nowadays.

[Misty speaking]

[Chris] Trying to, yeah.
My wife will k*ll me.

I don't blame her.

-I don't like
cleaning it up either.
-[Tammy] Man.

[Misty] Hey.

-[snickers]
-[Misty] Hey.

-I'm the best thing.
-[Tammy] Oh, yeah.

[Chris] Well, here's your, uh,

part of your snacks
you wanted.

I've definitely noticed

Chris is spread
a little thin lately.

Doing the house, working,

running errands for Tammy,

you know,
trying to keep Brittany

the way she wants to be kept.
And just, yeah, it's...

I'd pull my hair out.

So how's
the yellow house going?

Believe it or not,
it's getting really close

to being move-in ready.

I mean, there's still
work left to be done.

But my wife
is not really happy

'cause we ain't had
no time together.

[Brittany] Yeah.

I'm really excited

because I should be able
to have the yellow house ready

to move in

in two weeks.

And not that

Tammy has caused any problem
in the house at all.

I'll be glad for her
to be able to enjoy

living on her own.

I'll be glad when it's done
so I can have my husband back

because I hardly ever
see him anymore.

[Chris] Well, in a week or so,

me and Tammy's
got to go back to Dr. Turner.

To be honest,

I kind of feel that

if I wouldn't
have been working

on that house,

I wouldn't have been
so successful

on my diet at the moment.

And I'm hoping

that when I weigh, I weigh...

I'm under the 30-pound limit.

Now with that being said,

there's a charity 5K,

and it's getting ready
to come up.

I think we should get

everybody involved
and do the 5K

-because it's for
a good cause.
-It'd be good for all of us.

[Chris speaking]

Honestly, I think
it's a good idea.

I want to at least try

to go as far as I can.
I know there's

probably no way I'm going
to be able to finish,

not even half of it.

But I'm willing
to give it my best shot.

What do you think about
the upcoming vacation?

I'm looking forward
to actually being in England

-and, you know,
seeing the sights.
-[Brittany] Me too.

[Chris] I just hope that
everybody can just

let bygones be bygones.

[Misty] While we're over there
and just enjoy yourselves.

[Chris] Yeah, I mean,

we can't have
another breakdown.

If she comes at me cross,
I'm out.

But I think
Amanda's to the point
where she don't...

-She don't want--
-[Misty] She's not wanting
any fussing either.

-Yeah, because this is
a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
-[Misty] Mm-hmm.

It really is.

Here's the funny thing about

Tammy and Amanda's
relationship.

I think they miss each other.

They're just
too damn hard-headed

to both of them say I'm sorry

and go about their business.

So the beef between
Amanda and Tammy

hopefully will be squashed

during this trip to London,

because we need to get back
to being just a normal...

Well, we have never
been a normal family,

but normal for us.

Now, I have been
told that, um,

English food is more bland
than we're used to over here.

-They put, um, beans...
-[Brittany] All kinds...

...like baked beans...
Not baked beans,

-broken beans.
-They eat beans
with everything.

[Misty] If we're eating beans,

then we're in trouble.

'Cause I have a gas problem
since I had that surgery.

[all laughing]

[man] Amy!

-[Amy] Hey.
-[man] Tammy!

Today we're going
to Yager Studios...

What?

-Our passport photos taken.
-Passport pictures taken.

Good golly-be-ugly.

Where are you going?

We're gonna the UK.

UK?

I'll be like...
[mimics farting]

[Amy speaking]

[Tammy] Yeah.

[Amy] Let's go.

So today we're going
to Yager Studios...

What?

Today we're going to the...

Studios.

To get our passports taken.

-Our passport photos taken.
-Passport pictures taken.

Good golly-be-ugly.

Today we're going
to Yager Studios

to get our
passport pictures taken.

-Clear!
-[exclaims]

-Holy Jesus.
-[both chuckle]

[Tammy]
I'm excited about this trip.

We've never
had passports before

because we never
needed passports.

London has been
one of my biggest dreams.

-Yeah.
-So,

to say I'm excited
is a little...

Not saying I'm excited enough.

That made sense.
Quit looking at me

like it didn't. [snickers]

-[man] Amy!
-[Amy] Hey!

[man] Tammy!

How we doing? Can I get a hug?

-Good.
-Awesome.

Can I get a hug
from you too, crazy lady?

[Amy speaking]

because we'd known each other
our whole lives.

Like, he grew up in this town,
we grew up in this town.

He's been taking
our family photos for years.

So it's only fitting that
he'd take our passport photos.

[Greg] Okay.

So you want me
to do passport photos.

We're going to the UK.

-UK?
-Yeah.

-Oh, my God.
-You know I will.

[Greg] Oh, my God.
Don't mess with
the royal guard.

They got a job to do,
and that's ignore you.

Well, they get paid
not to move. [laughs]

I'm gonna make sure he moves.

I want to go fart
on the damn guard.

I'll be like...
[mimics farting]

Come on up here
and have a seat, girl.

Kind of stare
right back here on three.

-One, two, and three.
-[camera shutter clicks]

[Greg] All right, here we go
once again, on one,

-two, and three.
-[camera shutter clicks]

That's it right there.
Good deal.

All right. Tammy.

Are you ready for this fiasco?

-I guess so.
-You guess so?
Well, come over, girl.

[Tammy speaking]

[Amy] Yeah.

[Greg] How about you wear them
until you get over here?

Let me go over here first.

g*dd*mn.

-[light bursts]
-[Greg] Oh, my goodness.

-[Tammy] Oh!
-[Greg] It's all good.

[snickers]

-One, two, three. Good.
-[camera shutter clicks]

Here we go, Tammy.
One more time. One,

-two, three. Got it.
-[camera shutter clicks]

[woman speaking]

[Greg] You know, I've actually
worked with you

-a whole lot before.
Do you remember that?
-[Tammy] Mm-hmm.

-Mm-hmm.
-[Greg] A long time ago.

-You were younger then
and stuff.
-Yeah.

That was back when I was
on the rescue squad.

I, uh, treated you
for a while.

You were having
difficulty breathing.
I do remember that.

You were
a lot more girl back then.

-Yeah.
-[Greg] So, uh...

-[Tammy] Mm-hmm.
-And I probably did that,

I don't know,
four or five times.

[Tammy] When I was that big,
I was so miserable

and just in so much pain.

I hated life. I hated myself.

[Greg]
Let me get some fun shots.

-How about that?
-[camera shutter clicks]

[Tammy] So it's cool
he's able to see me now.

Back then I barely even
left the house.

And now look at me,
I'm about to go to London.

Okay, guys,

we're gonna
get these together for you

and print it up
and everything,

so you've got
everything that you need.

[Amy speaking]

I'm extremely nervous for
my first international trip.

I've only been
on a plane one time.

-And I don't want to do...
-A what?

That ain't what you said
the first time.

What did I say? cr*cker-jack.

A cr*cker cooter plane.

-Hell, I don't know.
-What?

I don't know.
A tractor cooter.

-What...
-A tractor cooter?

Yeah, a tractor cooter.

Eww. Okay.

[Greg] So, guys, I want you
to have fun over there.

Bring back memories.

And you're gonna bring back...

-Pictures.
-[Greg] Crumpets!

Pictures!

-[Greg] Pictures!
-Pictures. I'm just playing.

Yeah, bring back pictures.

That's what's gonna
keep your memory alive.

But I'm not gonna beg you

to respect me
and to be in my life

because I deserve
better than that, Tammy.

The [bleep].

[Amanda] Good God.

I just want everybody
to get along today.

[Misty speaking]

[Amanda] Shut the [bleep] up
with your big fat head.

You get on my [bleep] nerves.
You heard me?

[Misty]
You've been on my nerves
since the day you were born.

[Amanda]
Make sure you keep that
same smart-a*s energy

when y'all out here
training for that 5K.

[Amy] With the London trip
coming up, Chris

somehow convinced us
into doing a 5K.

And it's good practice
for London.

So today we're
at our cousin Cindy's farm.

And we're gonna do
laps around the pond

to get us in shape for the 5K.

Who out of all five of us
do you think won't finish?

-Who do you think
will give up first?
-Tammy.

Oh. I'm glad
you said that [bleep].

-Well, I'll tell it
to her face.
-'Cause I was-- Oh [bleep]!

[Misty] See, somebody's
on my damn frequency.

It keeps opening and locking.

You keep pushing the button.

[Misty] Oh, hell,
I didn't know that was there.

Got to be smarter than
what you're working with, sis.

I ain't read
the damn book on it yet.

It's okay. I don't know
how to do nothing in mine
but just drive it.

God. See, I didn't
touch it that time.

[Amanda] There's Chris.

-What's up, y'all?
-[Chris] How y'all doing?

[Amanda] I'm good.

[Tammy] Doing a 5K walk

is cool, but...

So, I don't think there's

any way that I can do 5Ks.

We'll see.

[Chris] Everybody go
at their own speed.

[Misty] Y'all gonna have
to come help Tammy.

Is he seriously running?

[Tammy speaking]

[Amanda] Tammy, if you just
walk across here like this,

you can find your footing.

-Just step right here.
-[Tammy speaking]

-[Amanda] And right here.
Right here.
-[Tammy speaking]

[Amy]
What do you need us to do?

[Tammy speaking]

So, what are we doing?

-[Amy] She told me
to keep going.
-[Amanda] All right, okay.

[Amy] I don't know.

[Tammy] The rocks are huge,
and if I, like,

move a certain way,
I could fall and hurt myself.

Amanda offered to help,

but I don't need her help.

[Amanda] I understand
why Tammy's afraid,
you know? Like, [bleep],

my mobility's jacked up, too,

and I don't want to fall
or [bleep] nothing up.

[Amy] Yeah.

[Amanda] We're all fixing
to go on this trip,

and as far as
Tammy and I are concerned,

I'm just like,

sometimes you have
to be the bigger person.

I think it's time
to come together

and to move on.

You wanna walk across with me?

Come on.

Tammy, I done stepped on it.

Come on. I'll hold you.

Come on.

Come on, girl.

That's what I'm talking about.

[Tammy groans]

What'd you do, hurt your toe?

[Tammy] Yeah.

-You all right?
-Yeah.

[Chris] One complete lap,

somewhere around
a quarter mile, okay?

[Tammy] Yeah.

[Chris] I just want
to see you finish one.

I'm surprised I'm not winded.

[Brittany]
I'm probably a little winded.

[Misty]
Oh, before I lost weight, man,

-I wouldn't have
made it around once.
-[Brittany laughs]

[Chris] Sit down,
rest while you...

Rest while I take a lap.

[Tammy]
Oh, I don't know about that.

Tammy made a full lap

walking around
the pond with me

without stopping.

To be
perfectly [bleep] honest,

I think it's the farthest
she's ever walked in her life

without sitting down.

So that is a major
accomplishment for Tammy,

and I'm proud of her.

[Amanda]
Man, Misty and Brittany
catching up with us.

[Amy] Yep.

[Amanda speaking]

I'm not worried about
who's gonna finish,
who's not gonna finish.

We're just gonna finish.

It don't have to be
a [bleep] race, man.

If it's gonna be
a competition,
I'm gonna leave.

[Amanda] Good God.

Nobody mentioned
the C-word to Amy,

and I'm talking
about competition

because this is
not a competition,

and I want everybody
to get along today.

[Amanda]
How many laps do y'all got?

[Misty] I got six in.

-[Amanda] I got three.
-[Brittany] I got five.

Hey, boobie.

My t*tties ain't big enough
to block my eyes no more.

-They're drooping down.
-I'm surprised the wind
didn't carry you away

-with all that excess skin.
Hey, Bubba...
-[Chris] That's...

...how many times
we got to go around
to make three miles?

-[Chris] Fifteen.
-Fifteen times?

Jesus, you just crushed
my whole day.

[Chris] 26 years ago,
I graduated high school,

and I wasn't able to make

one lap around the track
at 500 pounds.

So that just proves to me

that I've come
a whole lot farther

than I ever thought I would.

So now it's just
really time to start

pushing and see
how far I can go.

I definitely want to walk
at least one more time around,

but I'm gonna wait
until I get my life together.

[Misty]
You sit there and vegetate.

-I'm gonna get this
knocked out so I can be done.
-Okay.

[Amy speaking]

Can you take this, please?

Well, since we're here
by ourself,

I want to have
a conversation with you.

We're fixing
to leave the country
and go to London together.

I don't feel like
our relationship
is too far gone

that we can't repair it.

We don't have to sit here
and rehash everything

that happened, we know.

You know what you did,
and I know what I did.

I think it was just both of us
in our head space.

I wasn't in a good place,
and neither was you.

I definitely miss

the getting together
and to be able to have fun

like we used to.

Just because our mind
gets angry,

the heart still cares.

I love you, Tammy.

And I'm very proud of you.

And I have always said that.

Tammy definitely
tends to shut down

when conversations get tough.

But I'm over here

passing this b*tch
an olive branch,

and I feel like
I'm just talking to myself.

How would you like
for our relationship
to continue at this point?

You don't?

I'm not gonna beg you
to respect me

and to be in my life

because I deserve
better than that, Tammy.

I've protected your name

when you weren't even around
to hear it.

The [bleep].

Protected me from what?

She started it.

Why the [bleep]
are you bringing this up?

'Cause I'm here to tell you...

-This is what I'm doing.
-[Tammy] No.

-No, you're not.
-I can and I will.

-You don't have to listen.
-Drop it or I'm walking away.

-Okay, well then walk away
and the conversation is over.
-[Tammy] Last time,

-I'm telling you.
-I will not try
to repair this.

-We are done.
-I don't care.

-Okay.
-[bleep].

Goodbye.

[Tammy speaking]

I didn't come here
to [bleep] argue.

[Brittany] Next time on


I'm ready to go.

I'm leaving for Florida today
for good.

I don't even feel like
I'm closing a chapter.

Like, I'm closing a whole book

to a lot of [bleep].

You doing all right?

Good to see you.

Today's the day that

I find out if I'm approved

for skin removal.

I gave you
a weight loss goal of,

you know, 20 to 30 pounds.

[Chris] I've been
working myself into dirt

to make this weight loss goal.

Let's take a peek.

[Amy] Me and Brittany
and Tammy are here to meet

with a travel agent.

Y'all tell me what y'all want
to know about England.

They speak English
just a little differently.

You think you and Amanda
can get along good enough

to survive the trip
without fighting?

If she don't start nothing,
I won't.

[Chris] Let's get loaded up.

It's really the vacation
of a lifetime.

But these mother [bleep]

can't even get along
for ten [bleep] minutes.