01x02 - Gwen Stefani vs. Sheryl Crow

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["Glory Days" plays]

[Audience cheers]

♪ I had a friend
who was a big baseball player ♪

♪ Back in high school

♪ He could throw
that speedball by you ♪

♪ Make you look
like a fool, boy ♪

♪ Saw him the other night
at this roadside bar ♪

♪ I was walkin' in,
he was walkin' out ♪

♪ We went back inside, sat down,
had a few drinks ♪

♪ But all he kept
talking about ♪

Come on!

♪ Glory days

♪ Yeah, they'll pass you by

♪ Glory days

♪ In the wink of
a young girl's eye ♪

♪ Glory days

♪ Glory days

Oh, yeah!

[Cheers and applause]

♪♪

Oh, my God!
Thank you!

Nikki Bella,
please get up here

and tell them what the hell
we're doing here tonight.

Alright, everyone,
give it up

for Blake Shelton
and his band!

-Let's go!
-Whoo!

Cheers, buddy.
Looking good.Thank you very much.

And let me be the first
to welcome you all

to "Barmageddon"!

[Cheers and applause]

This is the only game
where the drinks are strong

but the hand-eye coordination
is probably not.

[Laughter]

So, we're here
at Blake Shelton's bar,

Ole Red, Nashville, Tennessee!Blake: Let's go, Ole Red!

[Cheers and applause]

Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

Okay, so if you take a look
behind the bar,

we have our good friend
Carson Daly in the house.

Hey-o! What do you need?
What do you need?

Now, you all know me.

I am a former WWE champion
and a WWE Hall of Famer.

You're damn right she is.Yes, she is!

Oh, my God.

And I love
a really good matchup.

So we brought in
some celebrity friends

who will be playing
our awesome bar games

to help redeem two people
who gained notoriety online

for their epic fails.
And at the end of the night,

whoever wins
the best of five games

will take home an epic prize.

So, what do you say
we bring out tonight's players?

Let's do this!

Let's give it up
for Gwen Stefani!

[Cheers and applause]

Whoo!

And Sheryl Crow!

[Cheers and applause]

You're going down.
You're going down.

Okay, so, Gwen and Sheryl,

are you guys familiar with
the games here at "Barmageddon"?

No, I'm not.
You would think that

I would know 'cause
I know Blake Shelton.

We're married.
We're married.

Now, you two, please say
hello to our Viral VIPS,

and they happen to be sitting
right next to you.

[Cheers and applause]

So, here at "Barmageddon,"
we thought, you know what,

we should bring them here so
they could wipe the slate clean.

And let's make them famous
for something even better ...

being on "Barmageddon."

[Cheers and applause]

So, Sheryl, you're gonna be
playing for Chris.

And why don't we show you all
why we brought him here today?

I'm getting my workout on
today.

[Goose squabbling]

Oh, God.

-Oh, no.
-Watch it, Chris!

-Ohh!
[Laughter]

Oh, my goodness!

[Laughing]

-You got goosed.
-Oh, my God!

You enjoyed that
way too much.

You're like, "Oh! Ohh!"

That's sick, man.
That's sick.

Chris, you did look
like you enjoyed it.

Alright.

And, Gwen, you're gonna be
playing for Camryn.

Yes. Hello.Whoo!

Nikki: And why don't we
show you all Camryn

eating dinner
at a restaurant?

-Don't hit my face!
-That's an egg.

-Okay.
-One, two ...

Got to catch it.

[Screams]
Oh! Oh, God!

[Laughter and applause]

Eww!

Camryn, what was the point
of that to begin with?

What the hell?

Who even has an egg
thrown at them to begin with?

Solid point, Blake.

You know, I was just there
for a good time.

But how does it end well?

I don't think it does.Okay.

Camryn, we're happy
that you're here.

Thank you.And without egg on your face.

So, we're excited.

Oh! Nicely done!

And we're gonna play
the first game of the night.

And it's gonna be a coin toss
to see who's gonna go first.

So, ladies, come on up.

[Whistles and applause]

-Oh. Thank you.
-Thank you.

Okay.
So, here at "Barmageddon"

we like to have
our business in the front...

-Whoo! Yeah!
-That's right.

And we love a good old party
in the back.

[Cheers and applause]

I never agreed to that coin.
This is bull...

He said
once we got married,

he was gonna grow
that out for me,

but he has yet
to do it, so...

It doesn't grow
like it used to.

Gwen, nothing on him
grows like it used to.

[Laughter]

-Oh, wow!
-Touché.

Blake: That was good.
That was good. Come on.

Thank you.
Yeah. Yeah.

Since Gwen is married
to Blake and Sheryl is not,

Gwen will call it,
heads or tails.

That seems fair,
right, Blake?

She goes, "Okay."

I'm not married
to Blake?

One hookup years ago.
It didn't count.

Gwen: Oh, my God!

Well, it's funny...Oh, my God!

Wrote a little song
about it?

Nikki: Okay, ready?

Tails.

Oh, it's heads.

I'll go second.

Oh, my...Alright.

-Good strategy. I like that.
-Alright, ladies.

Well, you go join
your web sensations.

And let the Barmageddon
begin!

[Cheers and applause]

♪♪

My video was meant
for firemen.

Sharing with
my fellow firemen.

Gwen:
Oh, you're a fireman?

Yeah.
How cool!

So, that was
at our training center.

Gwen: I used to have chickens
in my backyard.

Did you ever go to my old house,
the one in Los Feliz?

It had cathedral ceilings
and beams?

Yeah, it was cool.

Nikki: So, we're gonna play
our first game of the night.

And, let's face it,
nobody likes a Drunken Axe Hole.

Except here, because we
reward you for being one.

So, in the first round
of this game,

you'll have three chances
to get on the board

with a custom-made axe.

For the next two rounds,
it gets a little harder

because you'll be wearing
the Barmageddon beer goggles.

-Oh!
-Mm-hmm.

So, let's get your axes
in the air

and see who is the bigger
Drunken Axe Hole.

Gwen, you're gonna be
going first.

And, you know what ... drinking,
axes, what could go right?

-Yeah, absolutely.
-Let's see what you got!

-Let's see it!
-Gwen! Gwen! Gwen!

-Let's go, Gwen.
[All chanting "Gwen!"]

Come on. Let's bring it on.
Bring it on!

[Chanting continues]

Gwen: Alright.
So, Sheryl...

I feel like you're probably
more experienced

with one of these
than I am, right?

I've used one of those
a couple two, three times.

You know what I'm saying?But, Gwen, you're married
to a drunken axe hole.

I'm actually married ...[Laughter]

-Let's go, Gwen. Come on.
-You got this.

[Cheers and applause]

Alright.

-Oh!
-Ohh!

-That's okay.
-Okay, okay.

Do you want a picture
of Blake's face in the center?

Blake: You always sh**t
for the moon. Way high.

Gwen: Okay.

Oh, my God!

[All shouting]

I think
we're in good shape.

-You got it.
-Okay.

♪♪

[All shouting]

-Come on.
-That's alright.

-More ... give her one more.
-It's okay. It's okay.

Nikki:
The game ain't over yet.

I can't lie to you ...
I'm feeling pretty good.

I'm feeling pretty good.[Laughter]

There's nothing like
a confident woman. We like that.

Sheryl: Okay.

Damn it!

-Let's see what you got.
-You got it!

Gwen: Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

[Cheers and applause]

Oh, my God! What?!

Like a pro, Sheryl.
Have you done this before?

Yeah, I have.Oh, God.

Gwen: Oh, my God!
Sheryl Crow!

[All shouting]

-That's okay.
-Got a little too c*ck.

I got a little too c*ck.
I'm gonna bring it down.

♪♪

Oh, my God!

What the hell?!Like a ninja.

That's hard to do.

Just something came out.
When I had the axe in my hand,

just something came out,
you know what I mean?

I think it was
always in there.

Thank God that goose
wasn't flying around.

I know.
Absolutely.

Alright.
So at the end of Round 1,

we have Sheryl with 5
and Gwen with 0.

Now it's Round 2, so let's
get ready for the beer goggles.

Carson: Alright! Come on!
Redemption!

[Cheers and applause]

Gwen?

-Now the comeback.
-Yeah.

What do you see
when you look through there?

I see gorgeousness.

They work. They work!

[Laughter]

She's drunk, alright.

I'm finding myself
rooting for her.

Nikki: Yeah.

[All shouting]

This is bull crap!

[Laughs]

-Come on, Gwen, you got it.
-Come on, Gwen.

This is my...right here.
This is my...

Okay, okay.

[Cheers and applause]

Oh! It stuck.
It stuck!

[Chanting "Gwen!"]

[All chanting]

[All shouting]

Sorry. I'm sorry.

We're very sorry.
We're very sorry.

-I'm gonna try...
-Alright, Sheryl.

-Alright, Sheryl.
-You got this.

-Oh!
-Ohh!

Oh, we're friends!

This is harder than it looks.

It is way harder.

[All shouting]

First cut's the deepest, Sheryl.
Come on.

[Laughter]That was good. That was good.

[All shouting]

Loser!

Alright, so after two rounds,

Sheryl, you're still
in the lead with 5 points.

But you know what?
Here at "Barmageddon,"

I feel like we've just got to
get you guys a little drunker.

Yes.Now, we don't have time
for that, but we could

get stronger beer goggles.
What do you guys think?

What the hell am I,
Vanna White?

Yeah.
God!

"Manna" White.[Laughter]

We got saw blades. We've got
the next level of drunkenness.I like it.

-That looks dangerous.
-Yeah.

-Oh, yeah, this is drunk.
-Oh, yeah?

This is like "when you agree
to marry Blake Shelton" drunk.

This is like you really
don't know what's going on.

-Oh, sh**t.
-Okay. Well, here I go, guys.

-Alright, let's go, Gwen!
-Round 3!

-Round 3! Come on!
-Ohh!

They are literally up there
in the goggles.

-No, straight ahead.
-Am I aiming the right ...

No, that might help her.
Let her do it.

I don't know,
I think she might get it.

I think you're right.

Gwen: I'm not kidding!

[Cheers and applause]

[All shouting]

I got you.Don't let me down again.

Carson: Come on, Gwen.
This...bananas.

[All shouting]

-Let's go!
-[Screaming]

-Go, Gwen! Go, Gwen! Go, Gwen!
-Yeah!

-You got one!
-You got one point!

-I got a point.
-You're going down.

Yes.

Nikki: Alright, Sheryl,
let's see what you got.

I feel like I might throw up.

[Cheers and applause]

[All shouting]

-Let's go, girl!
-Whoo!

-Ohh!
-Just a bit outside.

Careful in the back.

[All shouting]

She is a sn*per!
A sn*per!

Blake:
She buried that thing.

-Look how deep it went in there.
-I know.

What are you channeling
right now?

I don't know. I've got
a lot of pent-up frustration.

She's a ninja.

Alright.
Well, I think we all know

who the winner is of this round,
clearly.

Sheryl.

Sheryl has taken the first
of the five games.

[Cheers and applause]

-Damn!
-Alright.

So, Gwen,
you couldn't hack it.

I couldn't hack it!But that's okay
because you do have

a chance to redeem yourself,
with your teammate's help.Okay.

Because we have
the Wheel of Redemption,

and you can complete
a redemption and gain a point.

[All chanting
"Spin the wheel!"]

Now, just so you guys know,

there's only three spins
all night.

[Chanting continues]

-Alright. I'm gonna ...
-You want to spin it?

I'm gonna spin it.
I don't care.

[Cheers and applause]

♪♪

The Wheel of Redemption.
Tonight we have the Tapeworm...

The Tapeworm? What?

...the Ring of Fire...

...the Tongue Twister,
and the small Sliver of Hope.

If you land on that,
you're automatically redeemed

and you don't have
to do anything, alright?

I'm gonna get that one,
for sure.

Let's spin the wheel,
everybody.

[Chanting "Wheel!"]

[All chanting]

No, don't get the Tapeworm.

Ohh...

It's the Ring of Fire!

[Audience cheers]

Alright.
The Ring of Fire is...

Oh, my God.
Are you serious?

You each get to munch on
some extra spicy Fresno chilis.

You may be thinking "Fres-no."
We're thinking "Fres-yes."

Wait, you're not kidding?I am not kidding.

Wait, what if
I have, like,

acid reflux
or something like that?

Sucks to be you.[Laughter]

I'm really good
with spicy food.I'm supposed to suffer.

Carson:
Oh, she takes spicy well.

She's had stuff on her face.
Yeah.

Okay, I'm gonna
do it with you.

You want to do one?Yeah, let's go. Cheers.

Carson:
Oh, they're both doing it?

Give it up for 'em, yeah!

They went in on
the chili pepper!

There's an after-kick.

Alright, give them
a round of applause.

[Cheers and applause]

It's official, she's been
redeemed, Nikki. Redeemed.

You're redeemed.

So now you're tied 1-1
with Sheryl.

Alright.
Don't go anywhere, guys,

'cause we've got plenty
more "Barmageddon"!

[Cheers and applause]

That's hot.

Coming up on "Barmageddon"...

[Cheering]

This ain't no country club,
this is "Barmageddon."

That's my wife. It counts.
Let's go!

And later...

♪ All I wanna do
is have some fun ♪♪

♪ 'Cause I ain't no
holl*back girl ♪

♪ I ain't no holl*back girl

Nikki: Alright.
Welcome back.

As you can see, we're in
downtown Nashville

on the Barmageddon rooftop,
where you can't look stupid

if you're having fun,
I promise you.

Currently, Gwen and Sheryl
are tied with each one win.

Oh, it's a nailbiter.
Nailbiter.

Okay, so we're about
to make history

because I am pretty sure this is
the world's first and only

Air Cannon Cornhole court.

It's a beautiful thing.
Look at that!

And just like your
regular cornhole,

your goal is to get
your bean bag

into the hole
onto the moonshine board.

But unlike regular cornhole,
you'll be launching your beanbag

at over 30 miles per hour
using one of these cannons.

Yes!

You'll earn 1 point
if you get it onto the ledge,

and you'll get 3 points
if you make it into the hole.

You'll take turns in each round,

and best of three rounds
will determine our winner.

So, let's do this.
Sheryl, you're going first.

-Go, Sheryl!
-Yeah, that's right, Sheryl.

Blake:
You wanted to be country.

Let's see what you're made of.
Come on!

[Sheryl screams]

Alright. Come on, Sheryl.
You got it! You got it!

This is for you, Chris.
Like that?

A little bit this way.
There you go. Right there.

-Ohh!
-Aww!

-Whoo!
-What happened?

This is one corny game!

[Laughter, groans]

See? See how I did that?
It was a premature corn thrust.

-[Laughing]
-You know what I mean?

Alright. Come on, Gwen.

[All cheering]Come on! Come on!

Oh!

[All shouting]

Carson: Alright, Sheryl,
take another crack at it.

-Ohh!
-There it is.

Put it in the hole.

[All shouting]

-Yes!
-Come on!

Somebody make one,
for the love of God.

[Shouting, laughter]

It's harder
than it looks.

Nikki: Okay, Gwen. Come on.
Let's hear it, everyone!

[Cheers and applause]

Come on, Gwen!

♪♪

[Music fades, slows]

[Cha-ching!][Cheers and applause]

[All chanting "Gwen!"]

I got it!

I've taught you well.

-Okay. I got this!
-You got it!

Blake: Alright, Sheryl,
the pressure is on.

-Let's go!
-I got it! I got this!

You got it, Sheryl!

[All chanting "Sheryl!"]

♪♪

[Music fades, slows]

-Aww!
-Ohh!

-Go, Gwen!
-Getting c*ck.

[All chanting "Gwen!"]

I hope that doesn't become
a runner on this show,

'cause I'm not doing
one sit-up.

[Laughter]

[Cheers and applause]

-Yeah, Gwen!
-Oh, my God.

Come on!

Whoo!

I think y'all practice this
at home, don't you?

We don't call it
cornhole.

[Laughing]
Oh, my God.

[Laughs]

Nikki:
Alright, Sheryl.

Well, there's no way
you can catch up,

but go ahead
and embarrass yourself.

-Come on, Sheryl!
-Oh, wow.

-Ohh!
-That's close. So close.

We've got the cornhole queen
in the house.

[Cheers and applause]

-Oh!
-Ohh!

Are you kidding me?!

Yes!

So, that marks the end
of the gameplay.

Gwen and Camryn
just won a game.

Sheryl: I think it's fixed.
It's rigged!

Blake's wife ...
she ... she ...

It was fixed! See?

Just have a drink.

It'll all be okay
in the morning.

Alright. But you know what?
There's some good news here.

You could spin
the Wheel of Redemption.

[All chanting "Wheel!"]

Alright.
I'll do the wheel.

She's going to the wheel!
She's going to the wheel!

-Let's do it.
-Whoo! Redemption!

Alright, we've got the wheel.
We've got a Sliver of Hope,

we've got the Tongue Twister
and the Tapeworm.

Here we go.

[Chanting continues]

-Oh, no.
-Oh, no.

[All shouting]

Carson: Alright, the Tapeworm.What is that?

It's a shot of tequila...Okay, I can do that.

...some Tabasco sauce...I can do that.

...and some mayonnaise.Can't do it.

Hey, we've got some handwipes
here for you, though,

for when you throw up.

[All shouting]

It does look like a tapeworm
in there, doesn't it?

That's so gross.
It looks like a worm.

-You're game?
-Oh, I'm in.

Carson: Blake and I
are gonna drink with you.

I'll have a sip of it.
Alright, you ready?

Yeah.Down the hatch.

[All shouting]

Oh, God!
How did he do that?

-Can I have yours?
-Look at his face!

Oh, my ...

[All shouting]

Man! Who is this guy?

[All chanting "Chris!"]

-My man!
-You're hired.

Barmageddon.
You're Barmageddon material.

Redemption is made.
You just tied it up.

Good job, Sheryl.

-Give it up for Chris.
-Whoo!

We got more to go, though, man.
Be ready. Be ready.

I'm in.
Be ready.

Alright,
so now when we return,

our next game is
a total powder keg ...

but a powder keg
filled with beer.

[Cheers and applause]

♪♪

[Cheers and applause]

Welcome back, everyone.
That's right!

I think we got this one.Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That Nashville energy,
I tell you.

Alright.
So, this is "Barmageddon,"

the show where you go big,

so we transformed the bar
into an ice rink.

I mean, pretty cool.
Right, guys?

-Yes!
-Whoo-hoo!

So it's time to put your
push broom where your money is

because this is Keg Kurling.

And the only thing better
than a keg of beer

is six kegs of beer on wheels.

That's right.
That's a fact. That's a fact.

-That's in the Bible somewhere.
-It is.

And you married us.
Okay.

-That's right.
-Okay.

So, Camryn and Chris,

you guys are actually gonna be
joining this game.

You got this.

We're gonna be
putting you to work.

So, you each are gonna get
three kegs, one broom,

and a room full of adoring fans
to cheer you on.

So, one more thing ... the
starting line in front of you

is Blake's
adorable ladybug tattoo.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

-Look at that.
-Oh, right on. Yeah.

Tell me now
you don't want me.

What is it really?
It's not ladybugs.

Shut up.

So, you guys can't cross
the deer tracks,

or your keg doesn't count.

And if you knock your opponent
out of the circle,

then they lose the point.

What do y'all say
we play some Keg Kurling?

Let's play this...
Come on!

-Let's do it!
-Yes!

-Come on, Gwen, let's go.
-Let's go!

Gwen: You know,
being married to Blake,

I have a lot of kegs
that I have to replace daily.

So I'm really good at this.

Come on, Gwen, get that keg
right in the circle.

-Oh, that's pretty good.
-Go! Go! Go! [inaudible].

-Break the tackle!
-Ohh!

Wah-wah-wah-wah!

Nikki: Alright.
Let's hear it for Sheryl.

Let's see what you got!

Careful, Sheryl.
That's ice, it's slippery.

[Cheers and applause]

-Go! Go!
-There we go! Yeah!

[All shouting]

-Point on the board!
-She's got one.

Carson: Come on, Camryn,
get up there.

Help your partner out.Come on, Camryn.

Come on, Camryn!
Come on, Camryn!

They've got matching
white boots.

-Whoa!
-No bull...

Gwen: Yes! Yes, girl!

[All cheering]

Now you've got to knock her
out of the way.

I've been working out!What on Earth?!

-Okay. Chris!
-You've got it, Chris!

Sheryl:
Knock her out of the way!

-Oh, a banker.
-Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

Nikki: Oh, hey, you got
like a 1 and a 2.

Alright, Gwen,
you're back up.

-Oh, my gosh. Yes.
-Come on, Gwen.

-Come on, Gwen.
-Yes, okay.

-Let's go, Gwen.
-You've got this, Gwen!

-Oh!
-Watch her bank off it.

-Ohh!
-That's good.

-Sorry!
-Alright, Sheryl.

Here we go.
Here we go.

-Yeah!
-That's good.

Alright!

[All shouting]

-Ohh, no, you didn't!
-That's pretty amazing.

That's incredible.
Is that a chicken walk?

Was that a little chicken cluck?
A little chicken cluck?

We have Team Gwen with 3

and Team Sheryl with 6.

-Wow!
-Chris!

Nikki: Okay.
So, it's Round 2.

Since Gwen started last time,
Sheryl, you're up.

Come on, Sheryl.
Get that keg in that hole.

-You got it. You got it.
-Oh, look at that.

Look at that sportsmanship.
-Ohh!

-Easy, easy.
-Take it to the mud, y'all.

See, that's my style.
That's what I like.

-I'll join in on that.
-I'd like to see that.

-Let's go for 3!
-You got this, Sheryl.

-There we go!
-That's got good speed.

-Good shot!
-Oh, no!

-That's a 2!
-We'll take it!

Sheryl did a number two.

Start it from way back here.
Get a run at the son of a b*tch.

Get some momentum
going on this sucker.

Don't slam into it, though,
get it up against it.

I'm gonna break my teeth.

[All cheering]

-She crossed the line.
-It worked! It worked!

-Yeah!
-It worked!

You got 2. Attagirl!

-Whoo!
-Yes!

-Wait!
-Alright. That's 2 for Gwen.

-She crossed the line, huh?
-She crossed the line?

Oh, there's always got
to be one of you.

Why don't we ask Blake?

There's always got
to be someone like you.It's Blake's show.

That's my wife, it counts.
Let's go.

-There we go.
-Come on, let's get going.

Alright.I'm a rule follower.

What can I say?

I'm taking Blake's advice.

-Alright.
-You got to ...

-Oh, you are.
-Look at him.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Blake:
Man, don't fall.

[All shouting]

-Aww!
-Too far!

-Just went past the thing.
-Too far.

Oh, they're booing you,
Chris.

Oh, man.
Tough crowd.

You steered me wrong.

Come on, Camryn.

Come on, Camryn.

Do it for that
Benihana chef.

-Oh, hey, slow down!
-Stop! Stop!

-You're too strong.
-You viral stars.

Always overshoot things, man.
-Yeah.

Blake: You always go
a little too far.

Okay, last one.
Come on, Sheryl, make it count.

Don't cross the line, Sheryl.
Do not cross the line.

I won't.
I won't, I promise.

-You got it.

[All shouting]

-Hey, not bad.
-She got 3!

[Cheers and applause]

It's fair enough.
It counts.

Wait, so you did hook up
with Blake?

Uh, well, uh ... uh ...
i-it's your turn.

-Whoa!
[Laughter]

-Look, look...
-Have her do the bank shot.

Just smash into the blue ones
as hard as you can.

[Cheers and applause]

Nikki: Oh, no!

Style points on that one.

So, we got Team Gwen with 2

and we got Team Sheryl with 5.

What? Cheaters!

Now, after two rounds,

Team Sheryl has 11 points,

Team Gwen has 5 points.

Boo!

Alright,
don't go anywhere, guys,

'cause we've got
one more round to go.

Come on!
Still a comeback!

Nikki:
Welcome back, everyone!

It's not over, you guys, 'cause
we've got one more round to go.

Sheryl, you're in the lead.

-Come on Sheryl.
-You're up.

Nikki: Uh-oh.

-Oh. What's happening here?
-Oh!

Just making sure
you're not cheating.

I'm gonna make sure
you don't cheat.

-Oh, look at this.
-What is this?

-Oh, Nikki.
-Come on, Sheryl. You got this.

A very dysfunctional
family.

[All shouting]

That was...
That was terrible.

Wow!

[All cheering]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

-Come on, Chris.
-Alright.

-Oh, yeah.
-Come on, Chris.

Goose him! Goose him!

-Ohh!
-It worked!

My intimidation worked.
Did you see that?

That's a gutter.
Gutter ball.

Gwen: Come on, Camryn!

-Alright.
-No!

-Oh, it's breaking left.
-Uh-oh.

Carson: You're gonna catch
some of it.

-No!
-It's okay. It's okay.

Come on, Sheryl.

There we go!
Good shot, good shot.

Stop, stop!

Oh, my God!

[Cheers and applause]

Oh, broom drop!

That's a broom drop.

-Oh, look at this.
-Oh, yeah.

You cannot get in my head.

♪ All I wanna do

This ain't no country club,
this is "Barmageddon."

[Laughter]

You're not just a girl.

Yeah!You're not just a girl.

That's right.You're a Keg Kurler.

-Let's see...
-Oh!

[All cheering]

So after three rounds
of gameplay, Team Gwen has 8.

Carson: Respectable.And Team Sheryl has 14.

So that makes Chris
and Sheryl our winners.

[Cheers and applause]

For Gwen and Camryn,

you know, we do have
the Wheel of Redemption.

Let's do it.
Let's do it.What?!

I don't wanna ...
We're having a fight.

I'm fighting with my girl.We're doing the wheel.

Okay, we're doing
the wheel.

Alright.

[Cheers and applause]

Carson: Alright, time
to spin the wheel.

There's only two things
left here.

We've got the Tongue Twister
and a very small Sliver of Hope.

But I'm gonna let you
spin the wheel, Gwen.

Oh, my God.

Take your own fate
in your own hands.

[All chanting "Wheel!"]

Very nice.

[All shouting]

[Cheering]

Wait, what?It's the Tongue Twister.

Hey!
Carson:
Come on, it's fun.

The Tongue Twister
is a delicious lemon ...

-Yummy.
-...popsicle that you have to

keep in your mouth
for 30 seconds.

But is there
something else in it

that I don't
know about, or...

No, it's just
a very sour lemony thing.

30 seconds on the clock.
And begin.

-Oh, my God.
-Oh, gosh, look at this.

The GIFs and memes that are
gonna come out of this.

-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, my God.

I can't wait to get
that Nudifier app.

Carson: You've got
20 more seconds.

Blake:
Do not move your head.

Stay perfectly still.
-They're doing great.

Carson: Yeah.
10 more seconds.

Blake: Oh, my God.

6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

[Cheers and applause]

It was harder than I thought.

Alright.
So you guys gained a win

since you completed
the redemption successfully.

You each have 3 points.

We got a barn burner.

Alright, so we are on
the Barmageddon balcony

with a 15-foot longhorn.

Look at that pretty girl, right?

In Hornstars, you guys each will
play three head-to-head rounds

with our viral stars.

Whoever hooks their ring first
gets the point for that round.

Alright.
Let's let the games begin.

-Whoo!
-Come on!

[Cheers and applause]

-Come on, Sheryl.
-Let's go, Gwen.

-Let's go.
-Come on, Sheryl, you got it.

[All shouting]

-Oh! So close.
-Don't fall over the balcony.

-Oh, I know.
-Oh, Sheryl!

-Throw it to the outside.
-Come on, Sheryl.

-To the right. To the right.
-Whoever hooks it ... oh!

[All cheering]

[Screaming]At the same time!

-We both won!
-We both won!

Wait a minute,
this isn't fair.

You guys have clearly done
some hooking before.

I can tell.

You're so canceled
after this show.

-Alright, 1-1.
-That's 1-1.

Your Viral VIPs
are gonna take a round.

-Let's go, Camryn.
-Let's go, Chris.

Now, you guys,
the lassos are smaller.

Gwen: You got this.
Yes! Technique!

[All shouting]

-Uh-oh.
-Oh, there it is!

Nikki:
Chris, I like the technique.
I see what you're doing.

Carson: Come on, Chris.
Do it for the goose.

-Oh, come on! You got it!
-Reach across there, Camryn.

[Cheers and applause]

Nikki: Alright,
we've got to stop.

[All shouting]

Tied up. Tied!

-It's tied 2-2!
-2-2.

-One more! One more!
-Next one wins.

Nikki: 2-2.
Next one wins.

Alright. Let's go, girls.

[All shouting]

-Come on, Sheryl!
-Oh!

-Come on. Let's go!
-Uh-oh!

-Ohh!
-Come on, you got this.

-You got it! You got it!
-Oh! Oh!

[All shouting]

Carson: That was in and out
of the hole.

[All shouting]

[Cheers and applause]

[Laughter]

Nikki: Alright, 'cause there are
no more spins on the wheel left,

that does make Team Sheryl
our winners.

[Cheers and applause]

And, Gwen, don't worry ...

we still have the fifth
and final game to play.

Don't go anywhere,
because when we come back,

Gwen and Sheryl take the stage
to sing each other's songs.

[Cheers and applause]

Do you have kids?

I have three boys.Really?

Yeah.
Oh, my God.

Yeah.
How old are they?

I have an almost 16,
a 14, and an 8.

No way, you have
a 16-year-old?

I have a 16-year-old.
I'm 52.

No, you're not.

Yeah, I am.
Yes, I am.

[Cheers and applause]

Alright.
Welcome back to "Barmageddon."

Yes.
Yeah!

We only have one game left.

Boo!I know, right?

This show sucks.

Okay, so, Gwen and Camryn,
you currently have 3 points

and Sheryl and Chris,
you guys have 4 points.

Yeah!So, this is a karaoke game,

so our contestants might have
a slight advantage.

You both will be
taking the stage

to sing one another's hits.

You're going down.[Laughter]

Okay, so Camryn and Chris,

you have two bottles
in front of you.

Your job is to listen
for two specific key words.

And whatever words I give you,
whenever you hear it

in the song,
you're gonna pour shots.

Alright? And since
we're in a bar, we'll call them

Buzzed Words, alright?

-Yep.
-Very clever.

Very smart.
You think of that?

Okay, so, Gwen,
you're gonna be singing

a Sheryl Crow classic,
"All I Wanna Do."

-Yes.
-Oh, that's a song.

The hardest song in the world.

I love that song.
I love the video, too.

We watched the video
this morning in bed.

[Laughs]

He really did. We actually
watched it together in bed.

[Laughs]

Okay, and, Camryn,
you've got to listen closely

because when you hear
the word "one"

or "the,"
you will pour a shot.

"The"?That's a drinking word? "The"?

Now, the person that pours
the most shots

and gets closest to the correct
number of Buzzed Words, wins.

Okay. I like it.Okay, Gwen, you are up.

-Go for it.
-Oh, my gosh.

-Need a drink first?
-Yeah, you got it! You got it!

I just want to say
I'm your number-one fan

and I'm so sorry

for what's gonna happen
to your song right now.

-You got this, Gwen.
-You got to win. Come on.

Go for the win, Gwen.
Let's go!

That's right. Camryn, you got
those bottles ready, girl?

Hit it.

This is Nashville! Yeah!

♪ I like a good beer buzz
early in the mornin' ♪

♪ And Billy likes to peel the
labels from his bottles of Bud ♪

♪ He shreds them on the bar

♪ As he lights every match
in an oversized pack ♪

♪ Watchin' each one burn,
down to his thick fingers ♪

♪ Before blowin'
and cursin' them out ♪

♪ And he's watching
the bottles of Bud ♪

♪ As they spin on the floor

♪ And a happy couple
enters the bar ♪

♪ Dangerously close
to one another ♪

♪ The bartender looks up
from the want ads, but ♪

♪ All I wanna do
is have some fun ♪

♪ And I got a feelin'
I'm not the only one ♪

♪ All I wanna do
is have some fun ♪

♪ And I got a feelin'
I'm not the only one ♪

♪ All I wanna do
is have some fun ♪

♪ Until the sun comes up
over Santa Monica Boulevard ♪

Whoo!

♪ Until the sun comes up
over Santa Monica Boulevard ♪

Yeah!

[Cheers and applause]

Wow!
Nice!

Oh, you nailed it.

Nailed it!

Wait, how did you do?

I count five.
I think I count five.

Five shots?

Yeah, she poured five shots.
That doesn't seem right. Right?

There was definitely
more words.

So, you guys ready
for the next song?

Yeah!
Oh, I'm nervous.

Yeah, me too.

Okay, Sheryl.
So you're gonna be singing

the Gwen Stefani banger
"holl*back Girl."

-What?!
-'Cause this is my...

-Yeah!
-Mm-hmm.

And, Chris ...
Okay.

...when you hear the word
"no" or...

you'll pour a shot.Blake: Come on.

Don't take no...Chris.
Come on.

Alright, take the stage.

-Oh, man.
-Yeah!

Okay, here we go.

[Chanting "Sheryl Crow!"]

♪ Uh-huh, this my...

♪ All the girls stomp your feet
like this ♪

♪ A few times
I've been around that track ♪

♪ So it's not just gonna
happen like that ♪

♪ 'Cause I ain't
no holl*back girl ♪

♪ I ain't no holl*back girl

♪ A few times I've been
around that track ♪

♪ So it's not just gonna
happen like that ♪

♪ 'Cause I ain't
no holl*back girl ♪

♪ I ain't no holl*back girl

♪ Ooh, ooh, this my...
this my... ♪

Chris, pour!

♪ Ooh, ooh, this my...
this my... ♪

That's four!

♪ I heard that you were
talking... ♪

♪ And you didn't think
that I would hear it ♪

♪ People hear you
talking like that ♪

♪ Getting everybody fired up

♪ So I'm ready to attack,
gonna lead the pack ♪

♪ Gonna get a touchdown,
gonna take you out ♪

♪ That's right,
put your pom-poms down ♪

♪ Getting everybody fired up

♪ This...is bananas

♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S

♪ This...is bananas

♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S

♪ This...is bananas

♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S

♪ This...is bananas

♪ B-A-N-A-N-A-S

♪ Ooh, ooh, this my...
this my... ♪Pour, Chris!

♪ Ooh, ooh, this my...
this my... ♪

[Cheers and applause]

Carson:
That is unfair!

There's a hundred...
in that song.

It was so good.

What a surreal moment.That was so fun.

You said...a lot.

Oh, my goodness.

Nikki: Blake and Carson,
while we go to break,

I need you to count
these shot glasses.

Carson: I don't know
if Blake can count, but...

And because this isn't
a battle, this is a w*r,

we're gonna reveal not only
the winner of Buzzed Words,

but tonight's
Barmageddon Champion.

[Applause]

Just doesn't seem right.
Not saying it's not.You were busy.

♪♪

Alright! Yes!

Welcome back to "Barmageddon."

So, have y'all had fun
tonight or what?

[Cheers and applause]

Yes?

[Laughter]

So, it's now time to find out if
Gwen or Sheryl won Buzzed Words.

So, Chris, you got
15 out of 17 words.

Okay.
That's good.

He missed a couple...
but he got 15 right.

And, Camryn,
you got 5 out of 15 words.

-Whoo!
-That a girl.

Five out of 15 words.

You know what?
I like the loser who celebrates.

That is good.

Five out of 15.
That's the greatest.

And she's, like, "Yes!"

Okay, so the winner
of Buzzed Words is Sheryl.

[Cheers and applause]

Yeah!
Way to go, Chris!

Man.
Congratulations.

You guys just added
one more point to your score.

Alright.And it's almost closing time,

which means we get
to award our winners

and have our losers
pay the price

for not having
the basic bar skills.

So, with a total of 5 points...

Drum roll, please.

Sheryl and Chris,
you're our winners.

[Cheers and applause]

You have won "Barmageddon."

Come on up.You did it!

Pretty good.
They did pretty good.

Yes!Second place right here!

So, you both get
a prize today.

So, Chris,
Sheryl just won you

a brand-new pair
of running shoes

so you never get goosed
by that goose ever again!

[All cheering]

And, Sheryl, you get
the outstanding honor

of wearing the Cappie.

-Oh, that's an honor.
-Oh, my God.

Wear it with pride,
Sheryl Crow.

So, I have to ask you two,
how does it feel to be

one of the first
Barmageddon champions

in the history
of the world?

Oh, it feels great.It feels so good.

Does it?

Yeah. I think we should
just all get drunk.

Yeah!

Gwen, Camryn, thank you guys
so much for being here

and playing for all of us.Thank you.

Thank you all for being
so amazing.We're so happy for you guys!

We'll see you next time
on "Barmageddon."

Gwen, Camryn!

Gwen!

["Glory Days" plays]

♪ They'll pass you by,
glory days ♪

Yeah, Chris!♪ In the wink of a young girl's
eye, glory days ♪

♪ Glory days

♪ They'll pass you by,
glory days ♪

♪ Glory days

♪♪

♪♪