01x06 - Mike Vrabel vs. Trace Adkins

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["Sweet Home Alabama" playing]

Blake: Turn it up.

♪ Big wheels keep on turnin'

♪ Carry me home to see my kin

♪ Singin' songs
about the south-land ♪

♪ I miss Alabamy once again
and I think it's a sin ♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Sweet home Alabama

♪ Where the skies are so blue

That's right.

♪ Sweet home Alabama

♪ Lord, I'm comin' home to you

[Cheers and applause]

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome

the only reason
you're watching this show,

Nikki Bella, everybody.

[Cheers and applause]

Alright, let's give it up
for Blake Shelton and his band.

Welcome to "Barmageddon."

And everyone say hi

to the amazing Carson Daly
behind the bar.

Oh.

Hello, Nashville.
Hello, Nashville.

We are here
at Blake Shelton's bar,

Ole Red, in Music City, USA,
Nashville, Tennessee.

[Cheers and applause]

I am ready to bring out
tonight's players.

He is a Country Music legend

and one of Blake's
favorite tourmates.

Let's hear it for Trace Adkins!

[Cheers and applause]

Alright.
Now let's meet his opponent.

He's a former NFL player

and the coach
of the Tennessee Titans.

That's right.
Hometown hero.

Make it loud for Mike Vrabel!

[Cheers and applause]

Mike: Okay, big fella.What's up, Coach?

Trace and Mike,
you both are here to compete

against each other
in five over-the-top bar games.

And on "Barmageddon,"

our contestants play
for two other people.

Because they have embarrassed
themselves on the Internet,

and we thought
we'd bring them here,

so they could become more famous
for something else.

So, Trace, you're gonna be
playing for Seth, and...

You haven't seen it yet?

You know what?
Let's just take a look. Yeah.

He doesn't have
the Internet.

Oh, ice fishing.
I love ice fishing.

Ice fishing's great.

[Engine revving]

He alright?!

[Cheers and applause]

That's your partner, Trace.

I don't know if I'd be
more pissed that the guy

was leaving you out there
to begin with,

or the fact that he forgot
to unhook his trailer

to leave you out there
to begin with.

sh*t happens on the ice.Yeah, I know.

And, Mike, so you
are playing for Wyatt.

And, Wyatt, should we
just jump right into it?

Do it up.

-Whoo!
-Oh!

Man: Oh! Oh!

-Ouch!
-Oh.

Oh, my God.

He's still alive, like...The hair got stuck.

[Laughter]

He's still alive!Carson: How are you
still alive?

You're alive! How?

I was getting choked out
down there, but eventually,

after my friends stopped
laughing, they pulled me out.

Okay. Alright.

So, the night's winner
will be gifting their viral VIP

with a very special prize,

and perhaps even taking
something home for themselves.

[Cheers and applause]

So, guys, I've got to ask,
Trace and Mike, are you excited?

Yeah.
Yeah?

[Laughter]

That's Trace actually
being excited.

That is
his genuine excitement.

That's the most excited
I've ever heard him, actually.

That's good. Yay.

That's "Christmas morning
level" Trace.

Alright. Let's move
to the Barmageddon lanes

for the first game of the night.
What do y'all say?

Come on! Let's go!Let's go!

[Cheers and applause]

Here we go.

Okay. So welcome
to the Barmageddon lanes,

the world's first and only
giant bowling alley

set in Blake's bar.

There is a small
viral-VIP-shaped hole in this,

and you know what?

Good thing we have two of them
right here tonight,

because, boys, you're gonna
be going into this ball.

Now, if everyone's ready,
I say, let's play Split Happens!

Let's do this!

Alright, everyone,
to kick off game one,

we are gonna be flipping a coin
to determine who goes first.

And, of course,
we've got our beautiful

Blake mullet coin here.

Yes.
Collector's edition.

Business in the front

and with good ol' party
in the back...

Yes...which is our tails.

And since we're only a mile away

from stadium home
of the Tennessee Titans ...

-Yeah!
-Go, Titans!

Go, Titans!I've heard of them.

...Mike, we're gonna let you
call it.

Heads or tails?I got a hunch here.

We are going with party
in the back.

Ooh, party in the back.
Let's see.

Good toss, Nikki.Thank you.

We've got ourselves a party
in the back!

So, first or second,
Team Mike?

Defer.
We will go second.

Alright, boys.
Team Trace, you guys are up.

[Cheers and applause]

There ya go.Carson: Hey,
someone came to play.

Mike: We got ...
we've got to watch this.

We have no strategy, Wyatt.

Oh, come on,
you're the coach, man.

You've got
to make it happen.

Steady yourself in there,
so you don't just flop around.

We'll just see what happens.

Because if you flop around,

you're just gonna
make it go crooked.

You've seen my video, I ...
I can bounce around pretty good.

Nikki: You guys ready?
Alright.

Ready, set, go.

Carson: Come on. Here we go!
Here we go!

Hey, not bad.

Actually, that was a good roll!

-Yeah!
-There you go.

We got this
in the bag.

Nikki: Alright.
So, we've got four down.

Trace: Nice work, buddy.

You've got to post up
this time, man.

Alright. You ready, Trace?

-Yeah.
-Throw him on down.

Carson: Come on, Seth.

-Come on.
-Okay. Okay. Oh, God.

Nikki: Alright. Oh ...Alright!

He got five pins.Mike: That's not bad.

-A little bit of torque.
-Alright.

Blake: Are you happy with it
or disappointed?

Ah, I should have
got a strike.

Do you blame Seth?

Yeah. Of course.

-Ready?
-Come on, Wyatt.

-Let's go, Wyatt.
-Come on, buddy, you got this.

We got this.Let's see what's
going on here.

-Oh, yeah.
-Whoa!

Come on, Mike. Don't ...

Don't hurt him;
but see if you can.

I won't hurt him.

Okay, buddy.

Let's work this thing
down to the right side.

-Oh, he's going.
-Oh, God.

-Whoa!
-Oh, God. Oh, God.

Carson: Is he okay?

-Okay.
-He got three down.

Mike: Okay, Wyatt.

We're going for a tie;
a miracle to win.

Make him scream, Mike.
Make him scream!

Wyatt, we're gonna have
to bang a right

and then a hard left.

Make it count, Wyatt.
Here we go, Wyatt.

Let's go! Come on!

Wyatt did it.
Yay!

Nikki: You got a spare.

They got a spare.

Wyatt for the win, buddy.

Yes.

[Man chanting "Wyatt"]

Carson:
Nice work, brother.

Dude, the next time
we'll get a ...

You do that,
we'll get a strike.

Whoo!

And he's learned
how to do it, too.

Round 1, Team Mike is
in the lead with 6 points.

It's early.And Team Trace has 5.

Alright. Let's get
our split together in Round 2.

Blake: Come on,
get your split together.

Let's go.

Trace, Mike is actually
coaching his guy. Like, he's ...

I've been
coaching mine, too.

All you're doing is yelling
at the poor kid.

Dude, did you see
his video?

You're just treating him
like sh*t in there.

Mike's actually encouraging him;
getting a plan together.

You're just being grumpy.
Encourage him.

Be inspiring!
Do something. sh*t!

You're losing.

Just watch him this time.
Are we ready?

Seth: Ready.Okay. Here we go.

Come on, let's go!

[All talking at once]

-Oh, the dreaded split.
-Ohh!

Carson: 7-10 split.

Nikki: I thought it was
gonna be a split.

-That was good.
-Awesome, 7-10.

Alright, so you guys
are basically [bleep]

Yeah.

Shut up!

Oh, sorry.What he said.

I'm trying to concentrate
over here.

That's right.Alright. Are y'all ready?

Carson: Oh!

♪♪

Ohh!
That was a good try.

Mike: You don't get
the second one.

Okay, Team Mike,
you're up with 6 points.

Okay.And Team Trace has 10.

Come on.
Okay, Wyatt.

You need 4 to tie
or 5 to win.

Carson:
You've got this, buddy.

-Let's go.
-Look at his running step.

We need some strategy, Wyatt.Alright. Here we go.

Nikki: Last play of the game.

Yep.
Let's concentrate here.

Which one do you
want to go to first?

Wyatt: I don't know;
I kind of like left.

Then we're gonna go down;
we're gonna go to the left.

Carson: Come on,
let's go, Wyatt!

Whoa!
You alright, Wyatt?

Yeah!

-Them pins going down.
-Let's hear it for them, guys.

Come on.
They could win this.

You've just got to make sure
to go down there

and veer to the left.

Alright, let's hear it
for them, guys, come on.

Carson:
Come on, let's go!

-Here we go.
-Come on, Wyatt.

Oh, God.
Oh, no. Not good.

-Oh!
-They won!

Pain is temporary.

Alright. After two rounds,
Team Trace has 10 points.

Blake: That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.

And Team Mike has 11.

Oh, but it's not
as good as that.

Alright, Team Mike wins!

Team Trace, you lost.

But you can take
on the Wheel of Redemption.

♪♪

If you complete one of them
after losing,

you'll earn a point and even
the score with your opponent.

So, what will it be?

Yeah, I'll do the Wheel.

[Carson chanting "Wheel"]

That is a yes to the Wheel.

Alright, we've got
deep fried butter.

We've got cow tongue.

Trace: Oh.We've got the cold sore.

And we have a small sliver
of hope.

If you land here, Trace, you
don't have to do anything,

but you still get
the point for that game.

Alright.
Let's go, everybody, come on!

Go ahead and give it a rip.

♪♪

Oh, for God's sake.

Oh, yeah.

Blake: That's not a ...
that's a ... that's a p*nis.

Carson: That's a tongue.
It's teriyaki.

That cow's name
was Gene Simmons.

Wow, he didn't
even cook that.

Medium rare.

Seth: That one's first.

Dude.

Well, you're a big guy.

Blake: Are you gonna eat that ...
you're gonna eat

that much, huh?
Alright.

Nikki: You got it.
Come on, Seth.

There we go, he took a bite.
He took a bite.

Tastes like dog food.

-Oh, ...
-Oh, my God.

Oh, God, he did.

-Better keep ... yeah.
-That's a man.

Carson:
That is a man right there.

What do you think?It's gonna be a while.

Are you both still chewing?Ugh.

Should we go
to commercial break?

Carson: Alright. Give them a
round of applause. They did it.

Alright. Congratulations.
You guys tied it up.

When we come back,

we're gonna see
if Trace is finished chewing.

And we're gonna be
playing our next game.

You're not gonna want
to miss it.

Coming up...
-Stay in the pocket.

I can actually hear the sound
of people changing the channel.

Oh, sh*t.
Oh, sh**t.

What the hell was that?

Just bang 'em
off of Blake's head.

Nikki: And later...Blake: Triceratops.

Somebody bent over.

Trace: Oh, God.

I told you this game
was rigged.

♪ So hard not to stare

♪ At that h*nky tonk
badonkadonk ♪

♪ The boys 'round here

♪ Drinking that
ice cold beer ♪

Alright, everyone,
welcome back to Barmageddon,

the game where the stakes
are almost as high

as the [inaudible]

Team Trace and Team Mike
are tied each with 1 point.

And now it's time to play
King Pong.

[Cheers and applause]

Okay.
So, we call it King Pong

because the paddles
are very huge,

and there are three rounds.

The King Ponger who can hit
the most ba*ls into the cups

will be the winner.
Now, red cups are worth 1 point

and that gold one
right there is worth 2.

Alright, Team Mike.
You're up first.

-Okay. Here we go.
-Come on, Mike!

Carson: Come on, dude,
hold it down.

Come on, Mike.Alright. Alright.

Come on, Coach.

Am I both of them
or just one of them?

Just one ... just this one.

When you get really sick,
it comes out of both.

Nikki: Ready, set, go.

There we go.

Oh.

Oh! We got one!

Oh, come on, let's go.

♪♪

-Yeah!
-We got two.

Let's go! Oh!
Blake: Oh!

-Come on, Mike.
-He's good.

[All cheering]

6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

That's it.

[Buzzer sounds]

Two 1-pointers,
and two 2-pointers.

My friend, Blake Shelton,
how much is that?

2 + 2 + 1 + 1?

Six!
That's it!

[Cheers and applause]

I did it!You ready, Trace?

Yeah.
Alright.

3, 2, 1, let's go.
Here you go.

Oh, sh*t.What the hell was that?

Carson:
Oh, he's got a strategy.

Oh, he's got a strategy!

-Oh! I like this style.
-He's a savage!

Nikki: He has one so far.

Hey, Coach, you might have
to call an audible.

♪♪

He's got two! He's got two.

Nice.

8, 7, 6, 5, 4...

3, 2, 1.

Oh, my gosh, that was good.

That was good.

Five.

Team Trace has 5 points;
Team Mike has 6.

Now, that was a way
too easy round, right?

I would say.
So, now in Round 2,

your paddle is riddled
with holes

like a giant piece
of Swiss cheese.

Mmm, I love cheese.

This is gonna be great.

Seth: Alright.
Come on, Wyatt.

Nikki:
Round 2 of Ping Pong, baby.

Make this count.Here we go.

Focus.

-There you go. That's good.
-That's good.

Mike: Dude, don't worry
about where it goes ...

♪♪

Oh, he got 2.

-Thataboy!
-He got 4!

Go be amazing, Wyatt.

Got 5.

♪♪

10, 9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[Buzzer sounds]

7 points in the second round.
7 points.

Great score.

Nikki: Alright.
1, 2, 3, let's go.

♪♪

Oh, we've got 1.

Got 2.

3.

There you go.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Oh!

[All cheering]

-7 points.
-Wow.

-Attaboy!
-You should be proud.

Wow. This is one of your
greatest accomplishments...

Damn right...of your life.

[Laughter]

Nikki: So, Team Trace
now has 12 points.

Team Mike has 13.

So, in Round 3,
we got a new paddle.

There's only one hole...

and twice as many ba*ls.

No pressure, Team Trace.

But if you don't sink more
ping pongs this round,

you're gonna have to face
the Wheel of Redemption.

[Cheers and applause]

1, 2, 3, let's go.

Carson: Oh, they're coming
from both sides.

They're coming from both
sides now, Coach.

-You're on fire.
-Under pressure.

Just relax.
Stay in the pocket.

-Oh, there's a gold.
-There you go!

He's settling in.

Let's go for 1.
There you go!

It's a gold!

♪♪

10, 9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[Buzzer sounds]

[Cheers and applause]

9 points for Coach.

Nikki: Alright, Trace,
you need 11 points to win.

Oh, Jesus!

They're coming
from the wrong way.

They're coming from...

There you go.
There you go, Trace.

[Chanting "Trace"]

[Chanting continues]

♪♪

10, 9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[Buzzer sounds]

Blake: Wait.
I think Trace thought...This thing sucks.

...he got points if...Mike: If they go through.

...if they go through
the paddle. Yeah.

And in that case,
you won, buddy.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

We got 1 point,
Team Trace.

Okay. So, paddles down.

After three breathtaking rounds
with a score of 22,

our winner is Team Mike!

Oh, yeah.

So, yeah. How do you feel?
Can you ...

Amazing.
Thirsty.

Team Trace, I'm sorry.

So, it's the Wheel
of Redemption time.

If you're willing
to do it,

it's like there's a push
on this game.

We should've just sat down
and let it go to the wheel.

Wyatt: Yeah.
What are we doing?

It does us no good
to dominate them.

It was a blowout.

That's what I'm talking about
right there.

I love it.

Nikki: Yes. But you know what?
You guys have to remember,

that for the rest of the night,
there's only two more spins.

So, Trace, you're gonna
have to start winning.

[Chanting "Wheel"]

-Alright. You ready?
-You ready?

[Chanting continues]

Nikki:
Deep fried butter it is.

-Deep fried butter.
-I want a piece of that.

I do want to try that.

Carson: Deep fried butter
is what it sounds like.

-Oh.
-Right?

This is what Blake eats
on Christmas Eve.

It's almost like
cheese curds.

It looks like
a Nashville cannoli.

Okay.

Oh, boy.

Just a bite again,
like the tongue?

-Bon appétit, boys.
-A healthy bite of butter.

Nikki: Just ... Yeah,
it could be a nibble.

Carson: Yeah.
You don't have to finish it.

-There you go.
-There you go.

Nikki: There you go. They just
got themselves a point.

Congratulations to Team Trace.

That gives you a point,

and now our teams
are tied with two wins each

and we still have
three more games to go.

Wyatt: We gotta try
some of this.

Now, after the break,
we find an exciting, new way

Just wait and see;
don't you go anywhere.

[Cheers and applause]

Good?
It's nasty.

Nasty?

It's not as good
as I thought it'd be.

We are back
with more Barmageddon.

After two games, our teams
are tied, each with two wins.

Now, this is one
of our favorite games.

It has a very suggestive name,
but nothing is sexy about it,

because it's Just the Tip.

So, we all will channel
our inner artist,

and it's your teammate's job
to guess

what the heck you're drawing.

And Blake and Carson,
they're gonna help out.

Blake, you are
helping out Team Mike.

You're damn right I am.

And Carson, you're
helping out Team Trace.

Happy to do it.That team sucks.

One team will go at a time,
and for inspiration,

I will show them
just the tip of a picture,

and every 15 seconds, I'll show
them a little bit more;

because that's what I'm into.

I'm into that, too.

Whoever guesses their drawing
the fastest wins.

And after three rounds,
the squad

with the most points
will be our winner.

Now, let's act like this
is our third date

and play Just the Tip.

Trace, you're up first.

Here's the first clue
and you've got to draw it.

♪♪

No.

-There you go.
-Egg, sunny side up.

A Simpson character.

How is that not the sun?

Seth: Bear paw.

Blake: Oh, that's somebody
bent over.

[Laughter]

Alright,
here's the next one.

Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely
bent over.

That's somebody
bent over!

It's a light bulb.Carson: A mushroom.

It's a light bulb.A light bulb.

-It's a light bulb.
-A light bulb, you got it.

Nikki: You got it.

Trace got that in 42 seconds.
Good job, boys.

Beat that, boys.

Okay. Let's go.

-Okay.
-Pudding.

-A cow!
-Pyramid!

Illuminati!

Throwing stars.

A church!
It's a church!

It's a snowflake!Wyatt: It's a bird.

Dead bat.

A tree. It's a plant.

They don't tell me
what the [bleep] it is.

-A plant.
-I don't even know what it is.

It's a beehive.

It's a Goddamned carrot!

[Laughter]

What kind of carrot
was that?

I don't know, I was like...

You drew marijuana.

They got a round light bulb;
I got a carrot.

Yeah, that's...

I mean, to be fair,
go ahead, Nik, go ahead.

Yeah. Yeah.

It ain't that far off
for only the tip.

It did kind of look
like a marijuana leaf.

That looks like
soft-serve ice cream

with a hand
coming up out of it.

Alright,
so, at the end of Round 1,

Team Trace has 1 point.

Let's go. Team Trace.

[Cheers and applause]

Alright, let's slowly
slip into Round 2.

There we go.

Come on, Seth.

This is already
starting great.

[Laughter]

Alright. Come on, Trace,
let's get in here.

A heart.

Alright, here. Look.
I got another one for you, Seth.

Son, can you see?

Carson: Oh, it took a turn.
Band-Aid.

Oh, my God.
What is that?

A snowboard.
A man part.

Mike: I think
it's that cow tongue.

Oh, I know what that is.
I know what it is!

-Because you can see it.
-He don't know what that is.

Okay. Is that a ...
a flip-flop.

Yes.

-Oh, wow.
-A flip-flop.

Alright, you got that
in 55 seconds.

Carson: I wear flip-flops ... I
know flip-flops when I see them.

Alright. Wyatt.

-Yeah.
-Come on, Wyatt.

-Alright. Here we go.
-You've got to beat 55 seconds.

Here you go.

Carson: Put that in your
ice house and smoke it.

Gamecock.

It's a crown.

Burger King.
Triceratops.

Blake's good at this game.
He guesses ...

Carson: He's just drunk.

A sailboat!

♪♪

A rooster.
Did I get it?!

A rooster.
Yes, I said gamecock!

I said gamecock!No way!

I said gamecock!

I said gamecock
in, like, two seconds.

I did!Nikki: Alright, Team Mike wins.

Okay, so after two rounds,

the teams are tied,
each with 1 point.

Yeah, you damn right.

And for Round 3,
we are raising the stakes

and the points.
So, Blake and Carson,

you're gonna be drawing
for your team.

Oh.

And this round
is worth 3 points.

This is winner take all.

Gamecocks!

Let's go.

-[Speaks indistinctly]
-A cactus.

Kumquat.

Seth: A rabbit.

Uh-oh, what ...
it's ears of something maybe.

[Speaks indistinctly]

Bull frog.Oh, wait, you got it.

Hey, buddy. You and me.

You got it, Trace.

We've been doing this for years.

-Team Blake is [bleep]
-Here we go.

Nikki: Team Blake is [bleep]

You've got to do it
in 15 seconds or less.

Actually, you've got to do it
in 14 seconds.

Be concentrating.

You hear me?
Concentrate.

Nikki:
Ready? Here we go.

That's not anything!

That's literally nothing.

That's all I have.

Frogs,
a flock of geese.

Hey, I know what this is.

Bull frog.
A bear.

It's a cat.
Pig.

A pig.

That's got
to be what that is.Yeah, that's a pig.

Give me the time!
Give me the time!

Gimme a time, come on.

That was good, man.

Nikki:
So, the winner of this round...

is not Team Mike,

because you guys got it
in 20 seconds.

It's Team Trace.

-No!
-Yes!

How many seconds
did they get it in?

They got it in 15
and you guys got it in 20.

What?

They couldn't have gotten it
in 15

because you pulled the thing.
So that's at least 15 seconds.

Nikki: It was 17,
but because I didn't hear him,

he had said it
before I pulled it.

Oh. Okay. Well, I didn't ...
I knew it wasn't 15.

Yeah. So...

You're number one.You can tie it up.

Because guess what?

We have one more spin
on the Wheel of Redemption.

So, Coach, what do you say?

Of course, we are
gonna take it.

Right? You're not gonna
take a loss.

No!
Hell no!

Let's go spin the wheel.

[All chanting "Wheel"]

-Come on, Mike.
-Let's go.

What? That didn't even
go all the way around.

It went around
long enough.

Nikki: Yep.
That's the Cold Sore.

It's a hand cold plunge.
Oh.

This is literally
what Mike does for a living.

Right? Ready?
You guys are gonna put it

in there for 30 seconds.
Ready, set, go!

All the way in.

Wow, this is
riveting television.

[Laughter]

Alright,
you're halfway through.

I can actually
hear the sound

of people
changing the channel

across the country
right now. Yeah.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Alright.

Oh, yeah!
Look at that!

That's not a punishment;
that's a prize.

I feel like
we just won that.

We just won.

Too bad we can't get
a brand name beer for you;

maybe next season.

Nikki: Alright, so, Team Mike,

you just got yourself a point
and tied up the game.

[Cheers and applause]

Our teams are tied to 3 points
each for the night.

When we come back,
we are getting hot and heavy

with a game of Four Play,
so stick around.

Nikki: Alright.
Welcome back.

This is Barmageddon,

where we never underestimate
the importance of a party.

Our teams have tied up
at 3 points apiece

after three rounds,

and there are no more
chances for redemption.

-Oh.
-Oh.

This is a game
that you should definitely

take your time with.

A game we like to call
Four Play. Okay.

So, if you can be the first
player to sh**t and score,

lighting up four ba*ls in a row,
then you will win the game.

Okay, guys.
So come up here,

and let's get started
and play some Four Play.

What do you say?

Mike: We're allowed
to stand on his side if we want?

Oh, yeah, you can go
anywhere you want, yeah.Anywhere we want.

Anywhere on Blake's
shitty cheap tattoo.

Blake: What do you mean?
That's not ...

Mike's even got
the whole thing where he does ...

No, this
is gutsy right here.

Oh, you know
what you're doing?It takes confidence.

You know
what you're doing?

Oh, he's gonna
potty shot it.

-Oh!
-Oh!

[Cheers and applause]

-Hell yes.
-It's about getting it in.

We've never seen that.
We've never seen that here.

That's a first.

Oh, God.

Should I go to the right?
Make it "R"?

Just keep stacking
on top.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh. Okay.

That's good.

Man, the backboard
on that thing's rough.

It is.Blake: Come on, Seth.

Don't take no sh*t off
these people, Seth.

Come on.

Trace: Thataboy.

-Oh!
-Oh!

Good shot, Seth.

Coach, what are you
gonna do?

Go for four in a row
right here and win it.

Blake: Here we go.

Oh, get in there.
Oh, get in there.

It's alright.
Still made it.

[All talking at once]

Mike: Damn.
Oh, watch that toe.

Ugh.
Uhh!

I thought you played
basketball in high school.

Trace: I was the worst
basketball player on our team.

Mike: Can we cheer for Wyatt
a little bit?

Look at Wyatt, man.

[All groan]

Sorry, man.

I think you rushed
that a little bit.

I think you rushed
that a little bit.

Carson: Oh.

Alright.
Now we're playing.

My gosh,
he's yet to even miss.

This'll be 3 for 3
with the granny shot.

-Aww.
-Oh.

I shouldn't have said that.
Come on Trace, man.

I don't want
to even sing with you again

if you don't make one.
-Oh.

You know what?
I take back all of our duets.

Nobody likes 'em anyway.

-Oh!
-Oh!

-Okay.
-Oh!

Nikki:
It's like a good block.

Come on.

Man, the backboard
out there's rough.

Come on, Seth.

[All groan]

Speak at least!
Say something!

Blink twice
if you're with us.

I'm just a stone-cold
sh**ter, man.

I just focus
on making shots.

-Oh!
-Oh!

Wyatt: That's alright.
That's alright.

We've got
to just stay in the pocket.

Carson: Start building
a stack here, Trace.

Oh!

[Laughter]

Blake: Oh, look at that little
practice thing he does.

Wyatt: Oh, come on!

Nikki: Nice!
They could get a diagonal.

Carson: They've got
a diagonal going.

Mike: It gives us options.

Come on, Seth.
Make South Dakota proud.

It's Minnesota.

That's what I said.
That's what I said.

Minnesota.
Mike:
It's not pop; it's soda.

-Oh!
-Oh! It went in.

Nikki: Wyatt!

-Seth's gonna block it.
-Amen!

-Raindance.
-Come on, buddy.

Here we go.

I think
it's Granny White special.

There we go!

Raindance.

Oh!

It's alright.
It's alright.

Wyatt, brrrrnnngg.

-Oh!
-Oh!

♪♪

Alright, here we go!

[Chanting "Wyatt"]

♪♪

[Cheers and applause]

Carson: We got a winner!

Nikki: We got a winner.

Mike: That's coaching right
there; that's inspiration.

What are you gonna
do about it?

-Great job.
-Alright.

[Cheers and applause]

I will never think
of your song

"You're Gonna Miss This"
the same ever again.

[Laughter]

[Echoing] Ever again.
Ever again.

Alright, well, hey, I mean,

we've got to congratulate
Team Mike.

Team Mike.

You have won Four Play.

Team Trace, you guys blew it.
I'm sorry.

Next game is a big one
for you guys,

because you have to win.

Alright?
You have time to go get a snack,

but you've got to eat it
in front of the TV

so you won't miss
our thrilling final,

where these guys
will take the stage.

Don't you go anywhere.
Carson: Alright.

What do you think this is,
whisky?

Give it a taste.I hope it ain't 151 Rum.

It's weak.Power move.

[Cheers and applause]

Nikki: Yes!

Welcome back to Barmageddon.

The end times have never been
so refreshing.

Okay?
So, it's a close game.

Team Trace has 3 points
and Team Mike has 4 points.

[Cheers and applause]

Tonight, we thought we'd save
the most dangerous bar game

for last.
It's a game of karaoke.

[All cheering]

It's the playoffs, man!
This is the playoffs!

I told you this game was rigged.

Trace and Mike, you guys
are gonna hit the stage,

so come on here
and sing your hearts out.

Seth and Wyatt, you both have
two bottles in front of you,

and you guys have to listen
for two specific words

in your teammate's song.

Trace, you're gonna be singing
"h*nky Tonk Badonkadonk."

I know that one.

Blake: That's your one song
that people have heard of.

This will be good.Oh, yeah. That's right.

Now, Seth when you hear
the word "get" or "on,"

you'll pour a shot.
The person that pours

the most shots of the correct
number of buzz words wins.

Are you ready
for a karaoke showdown?

[Cheers and applause]

It's Buzzed Words.

Alright, Mr. Trace Adkins.

Come on, Trace.

We found something
he's good at.

[Laughter]

This is not my
go-to karaoke song though.

I usually do Madonna's
"Like a Virgin." I do that.

[Laughter]

["h*nky Tonk Badonkadonk"
playing]

♪ Hustlers shootin' eight ball

♪ Throwin' darts at the wall

♪ Feelin' damn near
ten feet tall ♪

♪ Here she comes,
Lord help us all ♪

♪ Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done
slapped him out his chair ♪

♪ Poor ole boy,
it ain't his fault ♪

♪ It's so hard not to stare

♪ At that h*nky tonk
badonkadonk ♪

♪ Keepin' perfect rhythm,
make ya wanna swing along ♪

♪ Got it goin' on
like Donkey Kong ♪

♪ And whoo-wee, shut my mouth,
slap your grandma ♪

♪ There oughta be a law,
get the Sheriff on the phone ♪

♪ Lord have mercy, how'd she
even get them britches on ♪

♪ That h*nky tonk badonkadonk

♪ Keepin' perfect rhythm,
make ya wanna swing along ♪

♪ Got it goin' on
like Donkey Kong ♪

♪ And whoo-wee, shut my mouth,
slap your grandma ♪

♪ There oughta be a law,
get the Sheriff on the phone ♪

♪ Lord have mercy, how'd she
even get them britches on ♪

♪ That h*nky tonk badonkadonk

♪ Lord have mercy

[Cheers and applause]

Nikki: Trace!

Good job, Trace.
So, Mike ...

Yes, Nikki.

If you were to go
to the Super Bowl,

what would your strategy be?

To go out and lip sync.

Lip sync?

Hey, that's like
a Tom Brady move. I like it.

-Oh!
-Oh!

Facts! Facts!

Alright, Mike,
so you're up next,

and you're gonna be singing
"Boys 'Round Here."

This was not on the itinerary
that they sent!

Yes, it was.

Mike, do not
disappoint your son!

Okay, no. Hold on!

[Cheers and applause]

Tonight, I think
we should have Blake sing.

Wouldn't you like
to see me have Blake sing?

I'll do it.
I'll do it.

Oh, he's gonna do it.
No way.

And when we get back,

Blake takes the stage
for Coach Mike,

and we'll find out who is taking
this whole thing home tonight.

[Cheers and applause]

Tonight, I think we
should have Blake sing.

Yeah!

Get up there, buddy.I'll do it.

Nikki: Oh, he's gonna do it.

I'll stand by you.
Just carry me through.

You at least have to stand up,
like a "Piano Man" moment.

Come on, man.

But, Wyatt, when you hear
the words "boys" or "here,"

you will pour a shot, okay?

Oh, that's a lot of shots.Yeah, this is a lot.

Boys, take it away.

Do this for Wyatt.
Look at that man's mullet.

He came here to win.
Let's do this.

[Cheers and applause]

["Boys 'Round Here" playing]

♪♪

♪ Well, the boys 'round here
don't listen to The Beatles ♪

♪ Run ole Bocephus
through a jukebox needle ♪

♪ At a h*nky-tonk,
where their boots stomp ♪

♪ All night; what?
-♪ That's right

♪ Yea, and what they call work,
digging in the dirt ♪

♪ Gotta get it in the ground
'fore the rain come down ♪

♪ To get paid, to get the girl

♪ In your 4 wheel drive

♪ A country boy can survive

♪ Yea the boys 'round here

♪ Drinking that ice cold beer

♪ Talkin' 'bout girls,
talkin' 'bout trucks ♪

♪ Runnin' them red dirt roads
out, kicking up dust ♪

♪ The boys 'round here

♪ Sending up a prayer
to the man upstairs ♪

♪ Backwoods legit,
don't take no sh*t ♪

♪ Chew tobacco, chew tobacco

♪ I'm one of them boys
'round here ♪

♪ Drinking that ice cold beer

♪ Talkin' 'bout girls,
talkin' 'bout trucks ♪

♪ Runnin' them red dirt roads
out, kicking up dust ♪

♪ The boys 'round here

♪ Sending up a prayer
to the man upstairs ♪

♪ Backwoods legit,
don't take no sh*t ♪

♪ Chew tobacco, chew tobacco,
chew tobacco, spit ♪

[Cheers and applause]

Nikki: Alright, let's hear it
for Coach Mike, right?

[Cheers and applause]

So, did Team Trace or Team
Mike win in Buzzed Words?

The results are in.

Team Trace caught 13 out
of 10 words.

13 out of 10?

That's Blake's math.

That's exceptional.

Team Mike, though,
you got a 10 out of 10.

Perfect score!

You said it!
You said!

-I knew it.
-Alright.

So, with a total of 5 wins
for the night,

Team Mike,
you won Barmageddon!

[Cheers and applause]

Come on up!

Come on, guys.
You both get a prize today.

Wyatt, you just won a helmet

so you can jump on that tr*mp
without a care...

Wyatt: Oh.

...with protecting that
nice mullet of yours.

Oh, thanks.

He came all the way
to Nashville for a helmet?

How do I put this on?

Let that Kentucky mudflap
out the back. Go ahead.

And Mike, our Cappy...

[Indistinct conversations]

I've got to put it on you.Mike: Yes.

How's that?

Alright, it's been an honor
to Barmageddon

with all of you all tonight.

Congrats to Wyatt.

Congrats to Coach Mike
for completely dominating ...

I'm so sorry, Trace.

And a huge thanks goes to
the audience here in Nashville

and everyone watching.

[Cheers and applause]

And we'll see you all
next time on "Barmageddon."

Blake, take us out.Let's go.

[Cheers and applause]

["Sweet Home Alabama" playing]

♪ Sweet home Alabama

Come on.

♪ Where the skies are so blue

Come on.

♪ Sweet home Alabama

♪ Lord, I'm comin' home to you

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

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