C Takimi 2 (2025)

[bunniefuu]

Hi, I'm Ibo, they call me

Fancy Ibo too.

And these are the other useless

parts of Team C.

131 Murat, Cutie Pie Yamur,

Sissy Abdi, Dry Ahmet and

Hafiz Ferdi.

We've been BFF's since we were

in Beykoz High School 9th grade.

Last year a man named Factoring Orhan,

attacked Yamur.

And due to that we got together

as a team,

though, I wish we hadn't.

Orhan, whom we thought would be

a sissy, being a white collar,

turned out to be a loan shark.

We got beaten to a pulp.

And with the need for revenge,

we followed the advice of

our dear mentor and decided to

take that man's money.

With an axe, a hatched, a drill

and dynamites,

we went to his vault room with

whatever we were able to find.

We've managed to open the vault

though to no avail.

The only thing we've found in that

giant room was a tiny a*s rock.

So we weren't able to hit

that prick right where it hurts.

But that b*stard Sefa, thought of

a brilliant idea.

He got us into some fancy rocks

business.

We've found a company to con

that factoring Orhan.

And then Yamur's bank employee

buddy, Rzgar got us bad.

It's all because of Cutie Pie Yamur.

She was the same in high school.

Now we owe about 20 million to

the bank for no reason.

Factoring Orhan and his men

were after us.

So we've decided to leave stanbul

for good.

And we left town as a team.

Although it was a long and hard journey,

we've managed to reach Fenk

in the end.

And they thought the place

was in Europe,

I think the name misled them.

However Fenk is a nice little village

in my hometown Elaz.

You ask what happened next?

I really don't know, we'll see.

What is this?

What's going on girl?

Hey!

Oh you scared me! What are you doing?

Oh god, what kinda t*rture this is?

Do I have to wake up to that

hideous rooster's screams?

And this one's trying to snuggle,

I don't know why you're always around.

It's like you're my child.

God, what is this now?

Masallah to you!

How handsome you are!

May god keep me from evil eye.

I need a giant evil eye talisman

on my neck for real.

Oh god, this is done for!

Get up now!

Get up! I'm sick of all the weird

noises you're making!

Get up and leave the room!

Leave, I'm pampering myself!

Leave I said!

Why would I get up?

Hey, I'm talking to you!

Hey, hey, go on!

- Leave the room.

- What is it?

What do you want me to do?

Where can I go for instance?

Tell me? You brought us to a desolate

place saying it's Europe!

We've been working day and night

for months!

I'm not going anywhere!

You ungrateful dog!

You are so ungrateful!

Elaz is the Paris of East okay?

Get up now!

I'm sick of it though!

What are you mumbling about

over there?

Huh? Tell me, what are you

mumbling about?

Don't make me yell, because people

keep saying I yell a lot!

But I'm so bored here!

Ew, I got sh*t on my hand.

Yo, I'm scared here!

What a pity for the most beautiful

girl of the village to live like this!

Shut up! Stop crying wolf!

This is all because of you anyway.

Idiot! Was I the one who

wanted to Fenk in Europe?

Moron!

Oh yes.

Hafz, would you like to pray?

Pray?

Where is this coming from?

I mean you like it,

let's worship you know?

And you can milk her after

we pray,

- ...I'm really scared Hafiz.

- So you'll fool me by praying.

- No, no.

- Then I'll milk her and you'll be free.

God forbid, you can't worship in sh*t!

- Come on, back to work!

- I beg you, please do this.

Enough man! You've been singing

the same song since the morning!

Enough is enough, man!

I'm sick of hearing it!

You're giving me a headache,

please stop already!

Everything reminds me of Neriman here.

I really missed her.

Hey!

Are you okay, are you thinking

of imagining your wife,

looking at me like that, huh?

Come here then!

I just bend down and he's giving

me the looks! b*stard!

Oh god, no, you misunderstood

brother, no way.

I know what you're up to here,

it's not like we have someone

and you don't!

Crazy man! Just go back to work

please bro.

Leave me alone.

- Just stop your bickering!

- Shut up!

Why did you have to take those eggs!

They were going to become chicks!

Now you've angered them,

they're being all mean.

Shush Hafz, that one looks like

she's plotting something.

- She's really mad at me, Hafiz.

- Run. They're coming, run.

- Run, run, run!

- Yeah run! They are coming!

You keep raising the price

each week, what's going on?

If you don't like it, you don't buy

it brother.

I'm still selling them cheaper

than a wholesaler!

Go now. Have a nice day, go.

Oh, he kept talking.

Peace be with you.

- How much?

- 600.

Enjoy. If you need anything else,

I will be...

Oh, okay.

God help me.

Ah Fadime,

I turned an innocent peasant girl

like you into a Russian model,

so shameless.

What is she doing?

God help me.

Bro, if you saw her in a dream,

you must have feelings for her.

Just marry her and help us all out.

Save us from this miserable life

Murat, I beg you man.

- So you'll sacrifice me?

- What sacrifice?

Look at the horrors we face.

- You think so?

- Yeah.

That's my bro.

What are you doing? Huh?

Go inside! Go inside!

I'm in love with eating.

I adore it!

But enough is enough! Enough!

Its always tarhana soup!

We'll I'm not having it!

I mean he is right, we're working

so hard yet this is what we have,

that prick Murtaza!

I brought you meatballs!

Fadime, sorry I called your father

prick just now but...

Oh he deserves it, eat it

while it's still hot.

- You think so?

- Of course I think so.

You know what I would do to

that b*stard?

- Is that all?

- Yes.

God help me, how do you know

all those words?

I mean they swear but

you shouldn't!

He didn't let my mom have one

nice day,

- she died of sadness.

- What a pity!

If only I could get married

and just leave this place.

- Don't!

- Don't.

Don't do it, girl.

Don't you dare marry someone

you don't love.

- Of course it'll be a love marriage.

- Love?

- Fadime!

- Your father is coming!

What are you doing here with

these men?

- Meatballs.

- Do you want me to hurt them?

- Meatballs?

- Just go home.

- Look how he behaves.

- But Yamur is here too.

Mr. Murtaza, sorry but do you think

we're perverts?

I don't know about them but...

I mean I'm not a pervert.

None of us are, no such thing.

I wouldn't know if you were

perverts,

thieves,

or murderers.

I mean you've been staying here

for far too long,

so I believe you've done things.

We'll see.

- But actually...

- Enough.

Just stay here, eat your food

then go back to work, okay?

You got that? Come on then.

Calm down, wait for the right time.

Though I want to hit him in the head

with a shovel,

remove the head from the body

and throw it into the well,

and just go after his daughter!

- I was going to do it, if you didn't.

- I couldn't stop myself.

I'm so tired, man!

We got a snake in our butts and

you're still talking about the girl.

Oh, my baby is calling,

shut up!

- My beautiful girl.

- Oh so beautiful.

Yes dear?

I can't hear you, what did you say?

- What is she saying?

- I can't hear anything.

I don't understand anything darling.

What did you say, who?

Necmi bro, huh?

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Okay honey, okay.

Abdi, what's going on,

we couldn't understand anything.

Brother Necmi died.

Oh god.

- He asked to be buried in Kastamonu.

- Kastamonu?

Yes, Kastamonu.

He asked to be buried by his children

and left us a letter.

So he remembered us,

he left us a letter?

Since he left a letter,

like what if its his will,

you think we'll get something

from that?

He was a hoarder.

I bet he had some stuff

hidden in places.

I don't care about that,

it is what it is.

But its our job to do what he asked,

as his children.

- Sure, as his children we should...

- He is right.

We should go, man, we will.

Sure, we need to go, we will but

we sold the car, we sold everything,

how can we go to Kastamonu now?

You're right about that,

what are we going to do?

- Oh Necmi father.

- Friends, get ready.

We'll run away from here before

that prick Murtaza wakes up tomorrow.

- I got this, I got you.

- Okay.

Okay brother, okay.

Let's go and change.

Do give us your blessings sister,

we are leaving.

- Take me with you.

- Sister please.

We don't even know where

we're going.

And you deserve better. Really.

I cannot ruin your life, since

someone else has my heart, goodbye.

- But I'll ruin yours.

- What?

- My Murat.

- What are you talking about?

Are you insane? Calm yourself,

I am leaving.

Yes, I've lost it!

Come on, take me right here in

this barn before you leave.

What are you talking about?

I can't do that!

- I said come on!

- What are you doing? Stop!

Fadime?

Fadime!

Fancy, save me, man.

- At least its just a hug.

- He's hugging me though.

Save me!

Just a second.

Wait, just a second.

I couldn't get the key.

Abdi, save me.

Hang on man, its just a hug.

Take the key.

He's dry humping me!

Get it now!

Oh he's got my arm!

Hey!

Hey!

I took care of you when

you were starving!

Run, he's going to k*ll us!

Oh my dear lovely friend!

We are really sorry, really!

Come, come this way dear.

Hey, you ungrateful dogs!

God damn you, I will find and k*ll

you one by one!

Musa! Musa! Where the hell are you?

They took everything and

you were sleeping!

We opened that prick Murtaza's safe!

I hit him in the head too,

but since he has a rock for a head,

he got right back up!

Hey, while we're on the subject,

you didn't find any rocks, did you?

No girl, he had dollars, euros, tls,

- we stole about 600-700K.

- Good man.

That's great man, why do you

sound upset though?

Forget about it.

Nothing, we have money, yea.

No, we know you, you got hurt,

its obvious.

- Enough, just forget about it.

- I agree.

I'm not sleepy! I'm not sleepy.

- Hafiz, get up!

- Is it prayer time? What's up?

Tell him to stop, I might pee my pants

if he doesn't stop soon.

Oh god, TMI much?

Fancy, just stop somewhere,

she needs to pee,

I don't want her to pee all over

the place.

Ok, it says 500 meters,

we're almost there.

- Almost, almost.

- Thank god.

You kept asking for a break,

here is your break,

you always need something,

I feel like I'm with toddlers.

Hurry up though, we need to catch

the funeral prayer and

I need to perform ghusl before

that.

Oh what happened, were you

slapping the monkey again?

Fadime, took me in the barn, boy.

You're so late, if you'd done that

before, now you'd be married to

the man's daughter and none of

this would've happened.

Hafiz, what does slapping

the monkey mean?

God help me, curiosity k*lled

the cat, you know!

Why are you getting mad?

You tell me everything, why aren't

you telling me this? I wanna know.

- You're all perverted men!

- What? I didn't do that! Oh god.

I came before you not to withdraw money

but to deposit money

first time in my life!

Just open your mouth now! Open it!

Come let me feed you today.

Here you go, here.

Murtaza's money.

This is it!

My account is witnessing that many

zeros the first time!

Here you go, eat!

The most beautiful sound.

Sound of water? Women?

No, no, its the sound of money.

Okay, here we go. Yes.

Foam, thank god for foam.

I hated that olive oil soap obsession.

Oh lovely foam!

Foam! Here, smell it.

God, please accept my prayers for today.

Let us reach Kastamonu,

without any trouble, god.

Today, I'm going back to

the coin world,

not as a mere little fish,

but a whale!

Pat here, pat there,

and here we go.

800K, with leverage, 10x,

and here is my coin.

I trust you my little coin.

Hopefully, we won't get f*cked.

Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Go back a little.

- Sir, the car is empty.

- I saw that!

Go now, I want all of them but alive!

If the car is here, they are here.

Go!

Thank you so much.

It's a monkey.

What are you doing, you got

a past trauma or something?

Why are you losing it whenever

you see a monkey?

- I don't know.

- Oh my god.

Also, I really am thirsty,

lets get a watermelon and eat it.

Are we having a picnic here?

Don't be silly, just go drink

some water.

And stop eating chickpeas,

of course you'll feel thirsty!

I'm eating these to help settle

my stomach.

Forget it.

- There they are!

- Move.

Finally found you!

- Bro.

- Forget about it, move.

- Just a second.

- Why do you need a second?

Oh. Where did they come from?

But god, I just prayed to you

to keep us safe.

I don't know this man,

I swear to god.

- Go man, go.

- Do I know you?

I asked for one thing and the opposite

happened before I even left.

God help me.

You good, huh?

I'll sh**t you right here and now,

speak! Speak now!

Where are they now?

Don't make me hurt you in front of

all these people.

Everyone needs a Team C

may they come and find me

and knock my door.

I'll sacrifice all of myself,

just to save this team

one more time.

Everyone needs a Team C

may they come and find me

and knock my door.

I'll sacrifice all of myself,

just to save this team one more time.

Fancy, Murat, Cutie Pie,

Abdi, Hafiz.

They all have one problem.

They just need to get some money,

then they'll be themselves again.

Team C they are always on the roads.

They always find trouble.

And they're friends forever.

And they keep making enemies.

Team C they are always on the roads.

They always find trouble.

And they're friends forever.

And they test the patience of

their enemies.

Everyone needs a Team C

may they come and find me

and knock my door.

I'll sacrifice all of myself,

just to save this team one more time.

Everyone needs a Team C

may they come and find me

and knock my door.

I'll sacrifice all of myself,

just to save this team one more time.

Everyone needs a Team C

- We need to run fast.

- The car is close, go.

Come here, hurry up.

- Come here, hurry up.

- What are you doing here?

Fadime? Are you alright?

Wait, I'm all dirty.

Would you look at this?

- Come on, lets go.

- Get in, get in people!

Hurry up, we need to go!

- Come on, come on.

- Get in!

Get in, come on.

You really couldn't deal with

these people?

Run! Run after them!

I said run! Run!

Ibo? Are we being followed?

No, no followers here, relax.

When did you change your style?

You're all modern now.

You should appreciate me more,

I left my father a letter.

I said, keep your village to yourself

I'm running away with Murat.

Just so you know.

Oh, green light is on,

come on my baby!

Come on, higher, just go higher!

Go higher, my love!

Come on my dear coin!

Look at that green candle there,

you see it right?

Its going up, blow on it to help!

Come on baby, come on baby.

- Did we find the money?

- If it keeps going up like this,

we'll be getting more than we ever

hoped for, don't you worry.

Listen, you wouldn't get a bachelors'

party with the money right?

- I'll hurt you.

- No girl, forget it.

Ours will be a saying goodbye

to being poor party.

Oh, Ilgaz, we're finally in your

bosom, Ilgaz.

Just look at the road, don't make me

destroy your phone.

Okay, calm down, its fine.

I can feel it Abdi, we'll be

ridiculously rich very soon.

Believe me, you'll see.

What are you talking about?

You work and you earn money.

- Oh my god.

- You can't earn that much money.

Do you think rich people made all

that money by working?

I swear we'll be so fine Abdi,

I know it.

Money is coming, coming.

- May god help you, really.

- Wait, wait, look I told you.

I told you and here it is.

Its now not even 10x,

its 20x now!

We're rich! Abdi we're so rich!

I invested 800k and it turned into

16 millions in just two hours!

16 millions!

Really? Sell it, sell it!

Sell it now, sell it, sell it.

You know it might go down as

it went up in seconds.

So please do not wait any longer

and just sell it now.

Sell it now, sell it, come on, sell it.

- Of course I'll sell it, of course.

- Sell it then, sell it.

- We're doing it now, Abdi.

- Yes, sell it.

- Yes, select all, sell, sell, sell.

- Sell it yes, sell it.

What's going on?

We lost connection Abdi.

- Okay, its okay, its okay.

- He told you to sell it on time.

We'll be out of this tunnel in

seconds anyway.

- Just step on it.

- The screen froze there.

May you do everything right,

since this world isn't forever.

Ash to ash, dust to dust,

may god bless us with good fortune.

- Amen. Amen.

- Amen.

Thank you for praying, Abdi.

- Please let us smile for once, god.

- Amen, amen.

I'm praying with this rosary,

we'll be fine.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

20x went all the way down, Abdi!

I couldn't sell it before, Abdi.

I tapped sell but it didn't sell!

I couldn't sell!

Oh god, oh Ilgaz.

Ilgaz!

Ilgaz!

Ilgaz!

Oh god, just grab him.

He's going to the top!

Ilgaz, what have you done to me?

I didn't do anything to you,

why did you do this to me?

Why did it stop there?

He's like a goat, climbing

with nothing.

Ilgaz, like a mountain, like a rock.

Coins have ruined us now.

Leave him if he's not coming,

he can live here.

- Abdi, do we have internet now?

- Come here, come.

- Do we have internet here?

- Come, come with me.

- Okay calmly, calmly.

- Come here.

I'm calm okay, everything's fine.

Its all cool.

Come, stay calm and come with me.

- Stay calm, its okay.

- Come here.

- How much did he lose?

- He made 16 million with 800 k,

as he was about to sell it,

we went into the tunnel,

and when we got out,

that 16 million...

It's like minus 50 million or

something now.

What?

Stop it, I don't want to deal with

you too now.

Fadime, where were you?

I'm really upset now.

You idiot!

So what? Do I have to take you

everywhere you want!

Just because you were in a hurry,

I've lost everything!

Abdi, don't let him drive,

he'll k*ll us all.

- I've lost everything!

- He's really upset, poor lad.

Oh poor man, let us go then.

Ilgaz, you are a great big mountain

in Anatolia.

So, is she dyeing her hair?

She does, right?

The car's made in 98.

Man, today's my off day,

leave me alone, please.

- Peace be with you.

- And you.

- I need to ask you something.

- Sure, what do you need?

We're looking for the graveyard.

- Graveyard?

- Yes.

Its so easy to get there,

it's like 5 minutes away.

- Take the first left from there.

- What do you mean there?

Not there, there.

Take the first right.

Then step on it on the patch.

About 500 meters away,

there's a market on the right,

- turn your a*s to the market,

- Why is that?

without making a turn,

climb up the hill.

The graveyard you're looking for

is right there on the hill.

- You got that?

- What is he saying?

- I don't understand anything.

- You don't understand?

What were you saying about

turning your a*s or whatever?

Fine, turn your back then.

- Don't get stuck on words here.

- What are you saying?

Sir, tell me if you know, I don't know

why you're talking about asses here.

Yes, and I'm telling you, why won't

you understand?

- None of you?

- Yes, we don't understand.

You don't understand.

What can we do?

I got this, don't worry.

Look at that, I didn't know he spoke

English that well.

Graveyard, central graveyard.

For coffins, for coffins.

He's making it up, it doesn't sound

like English at all.

What else do you want me to do here?

This is a global language, man.

No Turkish, no English,

how are you still alive?

- Did you understand him?

- Yes, yes, I got this.

Lets go then, lets go.

- Ilgaz, you are a great big...

- Shut him up!

...mountain in Anatolia!

Abdi!

Where were you?

Remember how you promised me?

You said you're going to Europe and

you'll take me soon too?

Oh my dear, I'd be better in hell

then the place I've been at.

Start walking now, go.

- So who's going in with him?

- I will!

I will, I'm already dead,

just bury me with him.

I'll go down, hodja.

- Bring it here.

- Bismillah.

- Slow down, slow down.

- He's really dead though.

- Turn, turn, his head should be here.

- Hodja, is it this way?

- Kiblah is this way right?

- Hey, hey.

Turn once more. Lets go.

Just a second.

Respect the dead, come on.

He's really heavy.

Okay, let go.

- Slowly.

- Let go, slowly.

Fadime, don't look.

- Slowly, may god help you.

- Hold his feet.

Father, oh god, father.

Relieve us from sin, god.

Slow, slow.

- Slow, hold his head.

- Okay.

- Hodja, is this good?

- Good.

Now turn him on his right shoulder,

support him with some soil.

God, forgive us if we did

anything wrong.

Get out already, you idiot.

You're in ruins, come here.

Start putting in planks,

starting from the head area.

Bismillah, give it here.

Help him out.

Dear congregation, for those

who missed the funeral,

but who are friends, family and

people close to him,

let us ask for god's blessings

one more time.

Would you witness that the late

Necmi effendi was a good man,

and give him your blessings?

- Yes.

- Sure.

What are you saying?

What, do you want me to lie to god

for him? I've never seen him pray.

And he was always either drunk

or high.

Can you shut up?

This is not the time,

just say yes.

- Would you?

- Yes.

- Would you?

- Yes.

May god accept your blessings.

Someone should just take him away.

Oh Brother Necmi.

- Wait a second.

- Wait.

Are you guys the young people

late Necmi effendi was talking about?

- Yes, that's us, sir.

- You've come a long way.

Come with me, lets go home,

I have a letter that he left for you.

You can rest and get that as well.

God bless.

Take him though, take him and

come with us.

- Come help me.

- I've lost everything to that coin!

Oh my god, look at all this grub!

I swear I'm going to eat them all!

I'm dead inside due to having

tarhana soup for months!

Where were you all this time?

What's this about tarhana soup?

Don't ask sir, we got into some serious

trouble and had to flee stanbul.

And we were working at a farm in Elaz

just to feed ourselves.

So you see, we've been through a lot.

And after Father Necmi's passing,

we didn't want to stay there,

so we came here.

- Ah, come Meryem.

- Meryem?

My daughter is all I have in

this life.

We've lost her mother during

childbirth.

I'm both her mother, and

her father now.

Sorry for your loss.

Hello Ms. Meryem.

Peace be with you.

So glad to have met you.

I'm Ibo, my friends call me

fancy Ibo, I'm the brains of Team C.

What a brain.

- Welcome, brother Fancy Ibo.

- Brother?

She called me brother.

Hello sister Meryem, I'm Murat,

I'm the leader of the Team C.

Welcome, uncle Murat.

But he's just two months younger

than me, I'm uncle? Okay.

And I'm the princess of Team C.

- Five bees and a flower.

- Masallah Ms. Yamur.

- You're well, hopefully?

- Masallah, thank god I'm fine.

How masallah are you insallah?

Look at that princess, look at how

she flaunts!

Aren't you the one who caused all

this trouble princess lame?

Masallah, its hard to find friends like

this nowadays.

Good for you, dear people.

He keeps saying masallah or insallah.

Don't open your mouth like that,

he's getting it all wrong.

You perv.

Ibo, you really are quick to

fall in love.

Not at all.

You still have eyma's picture in

your pocket, don't you remember?

I won't accept to see her again even if

it was to cure all diseases.

You're so weird, man.

Ms. Meryem thank you,

everything here is great.

You're so welcoming hodja,

we are enjoying it, right friends?

- Sorry, we're starving.

- Eat then.

Oh good, this bed is mine,

you can't have it.

I cannot sleep in a coffin sized

bed, sorry.

I just fell on this one and

I'm not sharing it either.

Oh wow, look at that.

So you are kings among common people?

You can come here.

You know, I fell for Meryem.

I feel butterflies whenever

I hear her name.

- Brother Ibo, if I were to...

- Really, I'd be so happy.

I'd be honored, do you want them

to leave us alone?

I'm talking about these, could you

give these to everyone?

I should've known since

you called me brother again.

She's calling me brother.

Beware, a woman enters!

How can you not care?

I didn't read it without you though.

- Open and read it already.

- What is this?

What do you think it is?

Brother Necmi's letter.

Come close and listen.

- Bismillahirahmanirahim.

- What does it say?

My children, after the last vault

incident, my nerves are...

Just read it man, why are you

mumbling over there?

Wait, I'm reading it, god!

I've been working with vaults for years,

this incident hurt me.

- Read it aloud!

- Why won't you let me read it?

Move!

A man named Wrinkle Cemil

owes me money,

take the money and give it to Sefa.

Sure, lets get it and give it to Sefa.

No way, I'm not doing that.

Do you think he could be

mafia or something?

- I don't want them to beat us too.

- Who cares if he left it to Sefa,

we can just knock him out and

take it, what else does it say?

It says, I was going to take it and

give it to Sefa but,

I couldn't live long enough and

I love you all.

Now I feel upset.

May he rest in peace.

This part is really sad here.

Don't ever give up on being a team.

Remember, you are strong

when you are together.

May god keep you safe, children.

Your father, Necmi.

I cannot believe this.

So he really saw us as his children,

may he rest in peace.

- May god bless him with light.

- Amen.

We'll do what our father asked

us to do.

- Totally.

- You know that man named,

Wrinkle or Krinkle or whatever,

we're taking him down.

Then, Team C let the adventure begin.

- Yes, let it begin.

- Yes.

Neriman, dear, here take this,

you like this.

No thanks, I'm on a diet.

Yes dear.

Fadime, eat some honey,

it gives you energy.

Thank you my Murat.

Ms. Meryem, this is the best pishi

I've had lately.

Thank you, please enjoy.

Enjoy, Brother Ibo.

I'm glad you came, we don't get many

visitors here, I'm glad.

Brother? Why brother?

I got brother-zoned again.

Wasn't that called friend zone?

No, this is brother-zone, because

she calls me brother.

Brother!

Hafiz, he is looking at me funny

and he is a widower.

Do you think he'll make a move

with all this prayer and stuff?

God forbid, what are you saying?

Who would make a move on you

looking like a truck driver?

Who asked you?

Just mind your own business.

Hafz, he is looking at me all flirty

and he is smiling.

Can you just... flirt with me a bit?

Give me compliments,

try to feed me and stuff.

God help me, I cannot do that,

don't you dare ask again,

I'll get all excited, just don't,

I don't have that skill.

Watch and learn how its done then.

My love!

Could you pass me some parsley?

- My Ferdi. My Ferdi!

- God help me.

Here you go, buddy.

Here you go, mate. Enjoy.

What buddy, what mate?

I told you to keep me out of this,

you are making me sin, woman!

Are you trying to flirt with Yamur

after all this time, man?

Oh god help me now.

I need to get ready for prayer time,

enjoy your meal.

Thank you brother.

Pray for us too.

Come back here.

God damn you!

Yes, the right door here got

changed.

We didn't like how it looked so

we switched it with the left one.

Makes some noise? When?

When you're on a bump?

Then don't go on a bump?

What?

Its very hot.

- You scared me.

- Idiot.

Sefa, are you sure this is

Cemil's place?

How much does he owe your father?

Don't make us hurt him for

no reason now.

We cannot do anything yet, anyway.

We need a plan.

This one is the devil,

he'll ruin you.

- We're not common folk okay?

- And you said he'll ruin us?

I got this boys, late father Necmi

trusted me most when it comes

to intelligence.

You know, anyway,

may he rest in peace.

You stay here and you come with me.

Abdi, Ibo, lets go.

Why are you walking like that,

just walk like a normal person.

What are you doing?

I was checking to see if the car

is any good and it is.

But we need to change the color.

- You gave us a pigeon for a car?

- What?

- Turns out it's done a somersault.

- Gee.

- Is that him again?

- Its always him.

- Peace be with you, bro.

- And you.

Take a look around,

I'll be right there with you.

It did not do a somersault,

man, it did not.

- It did a flip though.

- What is that?

Imagine a car flipping in the air

and falling on its tires again.

If you did that, without your head

touching the ground,

and if you landed on your feet,

you'd be okay right?

That's what we have here.

When I was buying it, you said

lower half is painted over.

Turns out, it was a full paint job.

Who's lover half, that is the question.

whose lover half, like I got this

car from a basketball player.

So that lover half, is his lover half.

He's 205 cms tall.

He is playing him like a fiddle.

He's a true weasel.

He might take everything we have

without us even noticing.

Don't talk like that.

I got this.

Our guy is Wrinkle Cemil.

Just a man who sells cars.

What I don't understand is,

why father Necmi didn't finish this

job and left it to us.

God, I wonder why.

- I wonder why, Abdi dear.

- Why?

Could it be because he's dead?

Stop it, we're on a mission here.

Yes, this is Wrinkle Cemil's

shop is here.

He works alone, there is no one around

but he's getting lots of visitors.

I mean he has a lot of customers,

this shop is full at all times.

And what you see here is,

sorry the thread here is,

whatever, the thing under

this thread is the safe.

We're not opening it here

since we don't have time,

we'll just take it and leave.

Hey, no talking.

Fine, then tell me how are we gonna

take that safe out of there?

The shop is in a crowded place,

there are other shops around.

And everything's made of glass,

so someone's bound to see us.

Your plan will blow up like

this gum here, let me show you.

- Meh, do it again.

- Is it on my mustache?

Its not gonna blow up,

I worked very hard on this.

Look at the threads and the pictures,

everything's where it should be.

Can't you see the light, the energy

beaming out of my eyes?

I'll tell you something I've been

keeping from you for years.

Yes, I kept it even from you guys,

my best friends.

Are you ready? Here it goes.

I also have a license for seafaring.

So?

He's got a license.

First, we'll make the shop safe,

Ferdi, Ahmet, this is your job.

- God willing, we'll do it, don't worry.

- Hafiz.

We got a key role, you know that right?

As you see, Cemil is carrying, friends.

This is it.

I have the mincer for his meatballs bro,

don't you worry about it.

I'm carrying too.

Someone put the safely on this,

please.

- You idiot!

- Moron, and he calls safety safely,

just take him away!

Guys, listen, we stole his money,

his car, his daughter,

and like that's not enough

we stole his g*n!

I kid you not,

Murtaza will k*ll us all.

Ahmet please, please, stop

talking about Murtaza here.

- Why not?

- You know the unfortunate events,

I went through with his daughter.

Ah Fadime. Anyway, yes,

friends we do not need g*ns,

we'll do this without g*ns.

- Don't we get jobs?

- Of course you do.

You're gonna get the best part.

Neriman and you will go to the shop

posing as customers.

Nice plan bro, but keep my Neriman

out of this.

She's not from this world,

they might pull a g*n on her,

god forbid, and she wouldn't know

what to do anyway.

I'll knock you out right here,

you idiot!

- I got this, I'm in.

- Okay, so please stop arguing now.

Neriman will be fine Abdi,

don't worry.

I studied this well, you can see

all the details.

Brain of the mission, one question,

who's that kid?

- That's my childhood.

- What do you mean? You?

- Is that really you?

- Look.

Looks nothing like you, that kid

looks like a prince.

Anyway, that's the plan.

Exact time for the operation is

1600, that means four,

its three hours away, so find yourselves

a code name and don't you dare

call each other by your real names.

Code names, remember.

What are you doing there Yamur,

why are you taking notes?

May god help you,

I am proud of you my Murat.

You're sending me away like a soldier,

I'm all emotional now.

Meryem dear, please give me your

blessings.

Its a mission after all,

I may not come back from this.

Sure, I give you my blessings

Brother Ibo but is it that serious?

Why are you calling me brother still?

I'm right here, so close,

call me Ibo already.

Of course its serious, you never know

what can happen in an operation.

Brother Ferdi, is Ms. Yamur in

your team single by any chance?

Yes she is single hodja but,

why do you ask?

I was just curious,

please don't get me wrong.

I mean she's a bit different,

a bit crazy,

she might change her mind quickly,

I mean you two won't work out.

- What's going on guys?

- Is that your father?

Hodja, please give us your blessings,

we are leaving soon.

Sure but you're only going to collect

your godfather's money back,

why are you all so hyped up?

Don't do anything silly.

No, sir, still it would be nice to

have your prayers with us, right Hafiz?

And the girls are here, lets go.

Open the door.

Ladies, where are you going?

What do you mean?

We are Team C hodja, Team C

we go everywhere together,

bye now.

You see what I mean?

Get in, like I said, she's a bit

different, sorry about that.

- Okay then.

- Don't make me hurt you now.

They said someone needed help

to fix something here.

I'd like to help,

you know I'm good for it.

Girls are on their way,

I need an update on the situation.

- Boyabatli, place is clean.

- Understood.

- Boyabatli, my area is clean.

- Understood.

Listen, this is the last time you

gave me saying its good,

but the front and back are

different cars!

What model did you ask for?

And here we have a front of

a 2000 and a back of a 96.

What do you find when you

take the average? 98.

You sh*t all over on an innovative,

creative work like this,

then you ask, why is this country

not developing?

Oh gee, I wonder why!

Welcome, hello.

Hello, what model is this white car,

I wonder?

- Ask two sides separately though.

- What does that mean, brother?

He's just joking, what are you

doing man?

Neriman, do I look like

a woman now?

You're like a boomerang,

you keep coming back!

Yes, this white prince's model is 98.

- But maybe its a princess?

- Maybe.

This is an amazing car,

best car we have.

Its like clawing the tarmac.

You will love it, goes fast,

costs less, you should take it.

I really think you should take it.

- Understood, Boyabatl.

- No, its not from Boyabat.

It's registered under Kastamonu

ever since its got licensed.

We'll see about that.

What happened?

What's going on?

Car's leaking gas,

is the tank got punctured?

That's not possible, you can never

find any problems with it.

Take it and show it to

whomever you want.

- What?

- You might not trust me.

Take it to an expert.

And if no one likes it, bring it back,

I'll buy it back from you.

Why are you saying stuff like that,

I'll k*ll you, you bald man!

I'll hurt you so bad!

Hey! What's going on?

Sorry miss, I wasn't insinuating

anything, please stop sister!

I just said you can

show it to an expert.

God help me.

- Please.

- Where is that dent?

Where is it, show me the dent.

Let me see where it is.

Here it is.

Murat, package is ready.

Why are you saying my name?

I told you several times to use

the code names, you'll get me arrested.

Stop doing that, call me Boyabatli.

Its very simple, Boyabatli.

Should I just sh**t him here?

Anyway, at least the mission

is complete.

The plan has worked,

well done Team C you're good.

Refahiyeli, stay in position,

I'm going to the shop now,

I'll see you there for questioning.

Okay, understood, I said,

call me Boyabatli!

I'll k*ll you right here!

Where is the money?

What are you doing?

Remove your feet!

- You said hit him.

- Why would we?

- He's not even moving.

- Do you think he's dead?

- What?

- Do you think we broke his neck?

I cannot touch a dead person!

What did you do, did you kick

him or something?

Did you give him something?

Why did he die?

Hey, its okay, calm down.

I'll check him, just a second.

Why would he die anyway?

Oh god, he's dead!

I can't feel his pulse,

I swear he has no pulse!

Neriman! Neriman k*lled him!

m*rder*r Neriman, m*rder*r Neriman.

Neriman is a m*rder*r!

You sicko, you made up a song for

her being a m*rder*r?

- Control yourself!

- You pricks!

I told you to keep Neriman

out of this!

- You turned her into a m*rder*r.

- Is he really dead?

Wait a second, are you all stupid?

This idiot was checking his

nape for a pulse.

I'll check it now.

What are you doing?

- Its pulsing, its pulsing.

- He made a sound too.

- Thank you god.

- No, no, he is not alive.

I can't wait anymore, move,

wake up you!

- He's awake.

- What's going on?

- Sir, stay calm. Stay calm, sir.

- Who are you?

- What is going on?

- You hit him so hard.

- Yeah, she did a number on him.

- Just stay calm, sir.

Who are you people?

Why did you tie me up like this?

We're the children of

Vault Necmi, okay?

We came to collect his money.

- Father Necmi.

- So today's the day?

Of course, what did you expect?

You know what they say,

what goes around, comes...

was it all around?

No, just comes around.

- No, it was crawls around.

- Yes.

Where is the money?

I swear we'll bury you here.

I'll remove these tiles one by one,

dig a nice grave,

- k*ll you and bury you there, okay?

- Why did you tie me up though?

- And all the money is in the safe.

- So?

So, untie me so I can calculate

what I owe him and give it to you.

- Are you serious?

- Oh, okay then.

There is no need for this.

I'll just check today's rates and

give your money to you.

- Kiss him now.

- Lets kiss and make up.

He's lying man, do you think

he'll give us the money?

- Hey! Look, I'm not like them.

- What? Was it a lie?

Look at me, you shouldn't even

be looking at me.

Don't see me, I'm different,

I'm a bit different you know?

- Look, what was it wrinkle, krinkle?

- Must be krinkle.

Krinkle Cemil, if you were to make

a mistake or lie to us,

I'll bury you in this safe and take you

to Ilgaz mountain with it.

I'll stitch you up at Ilgaz mountain,

and fit you in this safe...

You know what, I'll f*ck you up!

Untie me, I'll order some tea

for you and pay you,

I swear I'll get some tea for you

as well, just untie me.

- Coffee?

- Sure, whatever you want.

- He'll give us the money, obvi.

- Hafiz likes ayran though.

- And I'll get a coke.

- That's a bit much though...

But okay, I'll find some.

- Where are the scissors?

- Sure, I'll find a way.

That was really easy, something

must be very wrong but what?

A shop, a farm and a house,

I think we didn't get enough money.

Don't you think its not enough?

This is Kastamonu, how much

could it be? Its enough.

And we thought we were safe,

its just 1.2 million.

This can only save you.

Hafiz is right, take these lad,

we'll figure something out.

No sis, I'll use it as capital for

our new business.

My uncle would've liked that.

New business?

Is it rocks again?

A desk job? Great, amazing,

we'll do it.

That's a bit risky, if we do that again,

they'll find us.

We are starting over.

- Starting over?

- Can you just tell us already?

Here we go, infrastructure and

supplies are ready.

We can start the production now.

- Wow, wow, this looks great.

- What is this?

Masallah. Dear god, please

help us with this new journey.

Yeah, everything looks great,

but what are we going to do here?

- I mean, it'll be nice to know.

- Yes.

We'll boil healing herbs here and

make a paste out of them.

We'll fill these jars with that paste.

And we will sell these healing

pastes online,

as each one of them cures an ailment.

So are these pastes real or

we're just faking it?

Of course they're real, like

the blue one will be made here.

It's great for back, lower back,

a*s pain and headaches.

My lower back hurts already,

I'll work with this one.

It also gives you a good

appetite.

Appetite? Cool, this one's mine.

There's no way to fill him up,

eat sh*t already.

And this one is the red paste,

god willing, it will sell like hotcakes.

- This is for night time events.

- Oh, I got this.

I'm here too darling, I'll check

the quality of it myself.

Don't worry, we got this Sefa.

You're perverts.

And this one's the green paste.

Stomachache, kidney stones, gallbladder,

hemorrhoids and such get help here.

That is mine, I have kidney stones,

not hemorrhoids.

Come on, everyone knows you

have it.

And I have gas, its really hard here,

look, look.

And this is for cosmetics.

Pimples, sunspots, moisturizer,

burns, wrinkles,

and natural detox paste

will be made here.

Fadime and Meryem, you will be

working here.

It's really important that you

test it on yourselves.

So what am I gonna do?

Be patient sister, follow me.

- And this is our new studio.

- What? What is this?

Its a mini studio, bro.

I have great ideas.

Sister Neriman, you are the key

to all of this.

You will prepare and host your own

show on our online platform.

And you will showcase

our products as well.

Come on, keep my Neriman out

of this business.

- Okay Sefa, I accept.

- But honey.

Hush, I'm doing this just to

spite you, okay?

She's so mean.

And you'll have a partner who

has millions of followers,

- and a hit on social media.

- How's that gonna happen?

- We'll kidnap them, brother.

- What?

How?

Our guy's name is Onur Selvik,

he is from Kastamonu.

He came here for his sister's wedding,

and shared it online last night.

He said he'll be meeting with his fans

today at the bazaar.

What are we gonna do?

We take him.

I mean, you will.

Yeah, no that's great, I love that

we're doing ill*gal stuff again.

Just a second, let us talk,

maybe we'll come to an agreement.

Kastamonu people are really weird,

this place is weird.

When you ask them to do something,

they don't,

and when you say don't,

they do.

No, lets do it our way,

just get in and take the guy.

Guys, I'm at the central county

bazaar in Kastamonu,

I will continue to go live in

Kastamonu throughout the week,

like we always say,

no one can steal from us.

Much love to all of you.

- Ah, Onur Servik.

- Hello.

Oh my brother.

My brother.

I recognized you from your smell,

I never miss it when you go live,

I watch them all.

- Okay, just stay safe.

- Can I get a picture?

- Sure why not, lets have one.

- What do you think about this?

- No, not this one.

- Turn the camera on.

- No not good, come. This way.

- Okay, wait.

- Come this way.

- Lets turn like this then.

Yea, turn. The light is better here,

look, come closer.

- Come like this, this way.

- Okay, sure.

- Take him, take him now.

- Don't make a sound.

- What? Is this a joke?

- Don't put yourself in danger now.

- Get in, get in.

- What is going on?

- Calm down bro, come here.

- Its okay, be normal again!

Get in, we have the guy,

why are you still acting?

- I don't want people to know.

- This guy's an idiot.

- Brother, why are you kidnapping me?

- Just calm down.

We're not kidnapping you,

stay calm.

But that's only for now,

we have a request,

we only want you to support

your hometown, that's it.

- What support, what can I do?

- Hey! Its easy.

- What is it?

- Paste.

I don't know anything about that

brother, I'm just going live

and stuff, I have no business

with any paste.

- Don't make me hurt you.

- Just listen to me and calm down.

Calm down, shush, calm.

Yea, stay calm.

- Man.

- He's a bit psychotic.

Don't let him drive when he's mad,

I don't want to die.

He'd k*ll us, please don't,

I don't want to die.

Now brothers, sure I'll go live

for this but, where are them beans?

- Beans?

- We don't have a bean paste.

I mean, I'm talking about

some swag.

What swag? We don't do swag.

We're great people.

Man, I'm trying to say money,

am I getting paid here or what?

I'm asking how much I'm getting.

Sefa, he's asking for money.

Where's the production people?

Can someone update me now?

I'm on it, come on then,

lets get to work.

- Who's this?

- Who's this, find your manners boy.

Ms. Neriman is your partner,

Mr. Onur.

We'll make a star out of her yet,

she'll be famous in Kastamonu.

Oh, amazing, great, thats great.

Good luck to you.

Yes, we can go live if we're all ready.

We'll start with the blue here.

Mr. Onur, this blue one is

just like a pain k*ller.

- Just like?

- Just like.

Sure, sure, I bet it is.

Neriman my dear, I need to tell you

something but don't get upset.

What do you want Abdi?

At least stay away from me

before I go live.

But these clothes are not good,

can't you just change?

I mean your boobies are showing.

Producer, could you spare me

a moment please?

Yes Ms. Neriman.

Could you remove Mr. Abdi please,

he's talking nonsense.

Brother, you're ruining my star's mood.

You know what I'll do to you, boy?

- What are you doing?

- What is this?

Please, control yourself brother.

We go live in 3...

- Hello everyone.

- Good morning!

Good morning! Hello to everyone!

My dears, my lovelies, my babies!

And my dear, Onur.

TO CURE ALL AILMENTS

BUY 5 GET 1 FREE!

Neriman dear, this blue one is

a pain k*ller, right?

- Oh Onur dear...

- What is he saying?

- Did he call her dear?

- Abdi, don't worry about it.

Its only for the show, gee.

And the blue one is good

for feeling blue as well.

What, really?

This is incredible!

Of course, if I use

this on you like this,

you'll forget all your problems

in a second.

And its all local.

Local products are the best!

We make this miraculous paste

by boiling organic healing herbs

collected from Kastamonu's

highlands.

This is the most popular product

of C Macun.

If you want to order a blue jar,

you can just go ahead and

type that internet address down

on your computer and do so!

You are amazing friends, for sure.

Brothers, this is amazing,

we're getting amazing reactions.

Millions are watching it right now.

Really? Really?

We got 150,000 orders for

blue paste, in mere seconds.

From New Zealand to Mexico,

the whole world wants it.

Then with just one video,

we're sold out.

This is the power of Neriman!

She's been watching those daytime

shows for years,

and its time we reap what she sow.

Just stop talking like that,

I'm not gonna be able to calm her down.

I don't think Neriman's problem

is calmness, Abdi.

For your head, for your teeth,

for your lower back

and for your a*s,

you can use it for anything.

I used it myself,

it is indeed miraculous.

It's ten out of ten,

I really do recommend it.

Thank you for listening,

back to you Ms. Neriman.

Healthy days are waiting

for you my dears.

And... cut!

Thank you god for letting me

have it easy.

You know what, with these

things and Mr. Onur,

I swear you were made for this,

you shine like a star!

- Really?

- Yes!

Director ma'am, do I need to

come back tomorrow?

Director?

Did you hear that?

You managed to record it at once

and you think you're a director?

What are you saying?

Don't make me hurt you.

Yes I'm the director here.

Hush now.

Well done, Neriman.

I swear you were made for this.

Bravo! It was great.

Did you really like it?

What do you mean like?

Thanks to you, I can't keep up

with new orders.

So are we doing this again tomorrow?

Sure Mr. Onur, we'll do this

for 3 more days.

You need to be there

for all the products.

Bro, then we should talk

about some grubs you know?

Don't worry, it'll be sent

to your account today.

No, no, don't send it to my account,

I'll have trouble with

some people then, lets do this,

you pay me in cash,

and we'll say our goodbyes after

that, okay?

Sure, as you wish.

But we need to go shopping now.

Sure honey, we can get anything

from the bazaar, whatever you want.

You buy those clothes for your mom okay?

You're such a boor!

Neriman, don't get upset my dear,

you know what I'll get for you?

I'll get you dresses matching

our colors, in many different styles.

Seriously? Lets go then.

Stop talking already, we need to

fulfil these orders here.

Everyone to their stations, come on.

Team C is very excited,

five bees and a flower.

They are forever friends,

don't you dare mess with them.

Team C is very excited,

five bees and a flower.

They are forever friends,

don't you dare mess with them.

This life is a hard test

and doesn't help any of us.

We may be heartbroken but

we ran despite the obstacles.

If you look you can see,

who's laughing and who's crying.

If you ask about Team C

some get happy, some upset.

Team C is very excited,

five bees and a flower.

They are forever friends,

don't you dare mess with them.

Team C is very excited,

five bees and a flower.

They are forever friends,

don't you dare mess with them.

Oh Meryem.

Guys, I need to talk to that girl.

Bro, don't mess with her.

Her father took us in, fed us,

let us sleep there.

Meryem is our sister now.

She can be your sister,

but she is not my sister.

I love her man,

I am in love with her.

Stop shouting then, if you love her,

we'll go and ask her father's blessings.

- Are you for real?

- Yeah.

That's my friend.

- Don't make me fall.

- We're going to their house.

But I think you need to be on good

terms with her father first.

Because you drove a pirate cab,

you swindled people, you gamble...

And you also a coin victim so,

if he finds out,

he'll never let you marry his daughter.

And we need to fix you up, you can't

be a true believer looking like this.

- Its not believable, look at him.

- You stay out of this.

Okay, I'm in charge of clothes,

but we're going, promise?

- Sure, of course we will.

- Okay then, lets go eat.

My dears, my lovelies,

my babies, welcome back,

we've been missing you.

Hello again everyone,

isn't this just great?

What's with the red?

What's going on here?

It's a surprise!

We're talking about the red paste today.

Red? Hm. So what does this one

do, exactly?

They don't even let me go see her,

I'm gonna lose my mind here.

Abdi, please don't cause any more

trouble, just mind your business.

Red one is for all those lovely

red nights, you know?

What? What do you mean?

It's true by the way.

- I tried it, I tried.

- When?

Yesterday, with Fadime.

I like to move it move it,

it was a draw, 2-2.

Oh my god, so it was a draw?

So Neri, would that really work,

I mean, I don't get it.

Of course it does, Onur dear.

Hey, are you trying to hurt me here?

Don't make me destroy it all!

Hey!

I'll burn this place down!

- You know who I am?

- Brother, its nothing like that.

How dare you talk to her like that?

BREAKING NEWS

Dear viewers, nothing on social

media surprises us anymore.

A housewife, Ms. Neriman, began

hosting an online show.

However, her jealous husband Mr. Abdi

went to the studio.

Internet idol Onur Servik was co-hosting

Ms. Neriman's show,

and he got knocked out by

the jealous husband's punch.

Here's what happened.

Now we're royally f*cked.

They were looking for us and

now they have found us.

They must be on their way here.

Abdi, you've ruined my career!

- Was it the time to get jealous?

- Just hurt him, hurt him well.

- What can I do, I love you so much.

- Don't, don't love me.

I don't want your weird love!

- You'll beat him at home, calm down.

- Oh I don't feel well.

I feel bad, something's happening

to me.

I can't breathe, I feel like...

Hafiz, what are you doing?

Let me tell you something,

they will surely k*ll us this time.

Ah Sefa, we've ruined your plan

once more.

Nah, his plan is great.

You're not the problem,

you're with the wrong team is all.

If you keep hanging out with us,

you can't be saved.

Forget all that now,

don't give up though.

Maybe they won't come looking

for you?

Lets go back to work,

we'll think about this in the morning.

We're in Kastamonu, man.

Its not easy to do stuff

like that here.

Are you not done yet?

What is this? Are you undercover?

But that's just smart, good for you.

I'm not undercover man, I'm wearing

these for her father.

Remember we're gonna ask

for his blessings?

Oh my god.

- Abdi, open it.

- Put it here.

Hadji, could you excuse us for a moment?

- It's me, man, look.

- Ibo.

What's happening to you?

I'll take Meryem with me when

we start running.

I'll be so glad if we can take care of

this before we get caught.

Please don't talk like that,

I'm tense as is.

This is their car,

they must be close.

Lets go check.

Lets wait here, they'll come back

for the car anyway.

Just walk, boss's waiting for

the good news,

we don't have much time.

It's them!

Aren't they factoring Orhan's men?

Get down now.

- It's really them.

- Hey, wait.

You cannot use that here.

They're running, go, go, go!

Fadime. I'm taken, sister.

Neriman, I'm coming.

- What are you doing?

- Don't.

- I can't open it.

- Fine, come this way.

Its all covered in leather,

that's why.

- We're here!

- Nero!

- Stay calm.

- Lets see.

So this is the end.

Let them go, take us instead.

Boss wanted a set.

Let the women go.

- Even in mafia, there are rules.

- Take them!

Okay, stay calm.

What happened here?

Now, it says there should be light

enough to see around you

for morning prayer time,

like if someone were to be

coming towards you with a rope,

you should be able to see

even the color of said rope.

But what are we doing? We wake

up in the middle of the night,

in these blessed Ramadan days

and began fasting then.

Don't you think

we're doing it wrong?

So you have a problem with

fasting for one more hour, Ferdi?

That doesn't suit you.

No hodja, I didn't mean it that way,

of course I'll fast as one should.

I mean the timing...

you're right hodja.

Smile for me now.

Boss wants us to pack it all up

and take them to him.

And he wants one of your

red jars.

He says he'll use it on you.

Ferdi, we cannot experience

our belief fully,

if we keep obsessing about

every little detail.

One asks, if I rinse my mouth with

some water,

would it ruin my fasting?

I mean, just don't do it.

God, could that be?

Oh my, its really them.

Hodja, these are factoring Orhan's men,

the guy who's after us in stanbul.

We need to do something hodja,

they've found us.

You've managed to escape us but

you got trapped here.

Yeah, sorry about before.

High five.

- He's hitting me!

- How?

I thought he was gonna high five

then he hit me.

It didn't hurt, it didn't hurt.

Na, I'm joking, it really hurts.

How can you slap someone like that,

hurts so bad.

I'm 50 years old, man,

you should be ashamed!

He broke my nose.

Come hit me, come, come.

He hit me with the rosary.

Pardon me sir, could you come close,

I need to tell you something.

What was that girl?

Spitting like a llama?

- With phlegm too!

- Are they all here?

No, there was a hafiz among them.

What was his name, was it Ferdi?

Where is he?

He went to the mosque to pray,

he'll be back soon.

Sure, blurt it right out!

We shouldn't waste time here.

Lets tie them up and take them.

- Tie them up.

- Hold up!

Who might you be?

I'm their grim reaper.

I will skin them all alive.

But you are late.

We were here first.

First we take them to the boss,

he'll do his thing,

then you can get their bodies

and skin them as you please.

I believe you misunderstood me.

I have a private matter to

discuss with them.

Look, that one you see is my daughter.

Got it now?

I think you misunderstood me.

Just leave, do not cause more trouble.

Trouble is my middle name!

We're late. We're so late!

My god what kinda apocalypse

is this?

- Don't you fear god?

- Calm down.

- They k*lled them all, hodja.

- Calm down, Ferdi.

Calm down Ferdi, calm down.

Guys, lets go show these guys

what is means to come

from the west and act all tough

here in Kastamonu!

This is Kastamonu!

Clear!

My god, what is this?

What is this?

Where are my friends?

Yamur, Abdi, where are you?

Where are my friends?

Where are they?

Hafiz!

Come here.

Don't hit him, we are still alive right?

Yes, are you all okay?

All alive?

- Did we die?

- I don't know.

I thought he was dead since

he wasn't moving.

Make some noise, I wanna make sure.

Come, follow me.

Go on then, take them all out.

Take them.

Take this one too.

Take them away.

They think they're mafia, lads!

Listen, leave him by the ER,

then leave.

He can do whatever he wants after,

this b*stard!

Everyone died, but my father survived!

I hate my luck.

Your love for your father makes me

wanna cry, girl.

- Am I wrong though?

- Stop, people are looking.

Neriman, I told you to stay out of this,

you just saw what happens, please.

- Abdi.

- Dear.

- Lets go home already.

- Sure.

- I won't ever be mad at you.

- Of course we will, darling.

Where were you man?

We've been watching b*ll*ts go by.

- We almost died here, man!

- Listen to yourself!

Its not like I was out gambling!

I gathered all those men to

come here and save you.

Hafiz, she is right, it was like

hell in there,

they were all sh**ting at each other,

it was just like a movie,

I'm glad we're not dead,

darling are you okay?

- We were lucky, god saved us all.

- We almost died in there,

thank god nothing's happened to us,

your father's looking.

Kastamonu is so weird, I'm not even

sure if I'm dead or alive.

Hafiz, am I alive?

Can you pinch me?

What are you doing? Enough.

Thank god Ahmet, you are alive

and well.

We are all fine, thank god.

You know what Ferdi, after getting

out of here,

- I will not miss a single prayer time.

- May god be pleased.

You should thank him instead.

He gathered about 40 men

with just one phone call.

I'm not sure if he's a simple Imam

or the Scarface himself.

Hodja, you helped us a lot,

may god be pleased with you.

And thanks to you, I've found

a way to repent as well.

And by the way I'd like to...

Ask your daughter's hand in

marriage, let me kiss your hand.

Stop, this is not the time for that.

If you're on the right path,

bring your parents and ask for her hand.

If Meryem wants to and with god's will,

it'll work out.

Good for you, fancy boy!

I'm so happy for you.

- Bravo fancy!

- Good for you, Ibo.

My love! You'll be my love now.

- Yes, yes hodja.

- What kinda people are you?

We were surrounded with corpses

just a second ago,

and now look at you.

Don't you have a parent or something

who's responsible for you?

I'd like to meet them.

Fancy.

Bismillah.

Father?