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01x05 - Episode 5

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Boat Story". Aired: 19 November – 4 December 2023.*
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Cocaine is found on a boat by two hard-up strangers, Janet and Samuel, who agree to sell it and split the proceeds.

01x05 - Episode 5

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Last time

Take it, have another day.

..Janet and Samuel were given

a day to find The Tailor's money.

It's like watching mice

trying to climb out of a bath.

So Janet said I need a poo.

But she didn't.

She just slipped away to do this.

Then she showed it to Vinnie

Vinnie!

..and said they'd all be next.

Motherf BLEEP!

And also that

I said I'd meet them tonight.

They won't be expecting you

to be there.

Meanwhile, Guy opened up to Samuel

about his true love, pottery.

You know, for some people

it's music or love,

but for me it was that vase.

The Tailor was having a date

with Pat, that got weird

So Vinnie and his crew turned up

to confront The Tailor,

which he wanted all along.

He had arranged it all.

To bring you up to the surface.

Then he was all like

k*ll them all.

And I believe that's what

they used to call a cliff-hanger.

Did I say that right?

k*ll them all.

Come on, man!

Jesus Christ! How many men

did Vinnie bring?! Four.

Let's hope they all sh**t each other

and die, then.

Cover me!

He's coming

All right, you two,

there's nowhere to hide now.

Didn't work out how you'd hoped,

did it?

Let's not string this out, eh?

Hey, boss, I got them all.

Good boy.

We should make a run for it!

No, no way. They'll sh**t us.

They're too busy

sh**ting each other.

Quelle Femme!

If we both go, then we'll

have better odds. OK. Now!

We're not going to make it.

Grab the g*n!

Where's the pully backy thingy?

f*ck!

All right, then.

Now you got to reload

and I'm betting you ain't

got the first f*cking clue

how to do that, have you?

Is this who you want to be?

A m*rder*r?

You could be so much more than that.

Yeah, you could

You could make pots

like your grandfather.

What the f*ck are you talking about?

Life's short, Guy.

It's so f*cking short.

Remember what you said to me

at the hospital,

the way you talked about it.

You got to live your dream.

Remember your grandfather,

remember the Oh, just shut up!

Please, please don't k*ll us!

I'm just doing my job.

Which you don't love.

You could be so much more than this.

Your boss might not even live,

so then k*lling us,

that'd be on you.

Is that, is that who you want to be?

Do

..don't live a life of regret,

because it hasn't worked for me.

If this goes wrong,

you remember, I know where you live.

Thank you, thank you.

We should go.

We can't be found here.

Where? My place. Camilla and Anya

are at her parents'.

Come on! Did I just k*ll him,

Samuel?

We need to go.

You bring that with you.

We might need it.

Oh, boy.

Now we got dead bodies

all over the joint.

I remember when this was just a

Can I just

What the f*ck just happened?

What did we just do? It's fine.

We're fine.

I can't believe

I actually shot someone.

I didn't think it would be

like that.

We should call the hospital,

find out if he's still alive.

Do you really think I k*lled him?

I really hope you have.

Because if he's not dead, we are.

Hi, um

..look, a friend of ours

was brought in with a g*nsh*t wound.

Erm, I just wanted to know

if you could tell me if he's OK?

What's his name? I don't know.

Eh, he goes by the name,

The Tailor. He's French.

So he's about 60,

he would have been brought in

Right.

They only give information

out to relatives

and we don't even have a name.

We're going to have

to go to the hospital.

Look, listen,

I'm going to need a few fellas.

It's all going to need

proper cleaning up.

I got to go.

Did you bring in the man

with the g*nsh*t wound? Eh, yeah.

Are you his next of kin? No.

And to be honest with you,

I don't know who that would be.

Right. Can I ask your relationship

to the patient?

Me?

I'm, erm

I'm just a guy who works for him.

Right.

Well, he's lost a lot of blood.

So, you know, we'll have

to wait and see.

OK, thanks.

Don't you want to wait? I've waited

long enough. Thank you, Doctor.

Hang on, hang on. We can't

just walk into the hospital.

What if that bloke Guy's there?

Well, he had a chance to k*ll us

before and he didn't.

Oh. So, let's hope for the best.

That's a hell of a plan, innit?

It's got us this far, hasn't it?

Come on, let's go. Oh, OK.

Samuel? Can you open the door?

Ah, hiya, sweetheart. Eh, I thought

you were staying the night.

Oh, yeah. Dad said he was feeling

sick, so we just turned round.

Why have you locked the door?

Oh, I didn't realise I had.

Hiya!

Go upstairs to your bedroom.

Go upstairs.

Why's Sally here?

Oh, we were just catching up.

With the door locked

from the inside?

Are you having an affair? No. No!

I should, I should go.

Did we move up here

so you could be closer to her?

No! She's hardly my type, is she?

He's very strongly not mine. Like,

at all, at all, at all, ever, ever.

Love, I would never cheat on you.

Just tell her! Tell me what?!

Just tell her everything,

about the money, the gambling.

Just tell her all of it.

What does she mean?

Just tell her.

It's true. Erm

Sally's a gambling addict.

What?

She's an ex-client. I had no idea

she'd moved up here

until I ran into her the other day,

you know, when we saw you

in the cafe?

She said she'd burnt through her

family's bank account and

so I lent her some money

to help her out.

Now that's gone, so she came over

to borrow some more and

Is this true? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I should go. Yeah.

I think that would be a good idea.

I'd better see her out.

Thanks for playing along.

f*ck yourself.

I only did it cos we've got bigger

things to worry about right now.

Listen, I know I said I'd go

with you to the hospital,

but I think I'd better stay here

and smooth things out with Camilla.

Right, yeah, because it's

only our lives at stake, innit?

Hiya. Where would someone

with a g*nsh*t be taken?

ICU. But they're closed now.

Oh, ta. Thanks.

Ah! Hiya. Yeah?

Erm, my friend was brought in

this evening. I wanted to see

if he were OK.

Visiting hours are over.

I really need to know if he's OK,

OK?

He was shot. There can't be

that many old French blokes

brought in with g*nsh*t wounds.

You know who I'm talking about,

don't you? Erm, please, I just

I really need to know.

We're short-staffed.

I really don't have time for this.

Come back tomorrow, see what

our reception team can do for you.

Hiya!

Hiya! Hiya.

I need you to do me a favour.

Why are you always here?

I need you to get me into ICU.

There's someone there and I need

to find out if he's going to live.

Or what? You'll tell my wife

about the d*ck pics?

Too late, you blue-haired temptress,

she already found out.

I am so sorry to hear about that.

Oh. Yeah.

She's not happy.

She wants a divorce.

So have you tried apologising?

Many times.

But, there are a lot of pictures.

It's horrible making mistakes,

innit?

It's like a world of shame

that you can't run away from.

I always sort of thought

of myself as a good guy.

Then you find yourself doing things

you never thought were possible.

Appreciate you checking in on me.

You can change, Dr Weathers.

We both can.

Maybe it's true and we really can

make our own luck.

God, you're hot.

Oh! f*ck off, you randy b*stard!

You got into my car!

A drink at least.

Definitely not! I don't understand.

You saw my p*nis, right?

Urgh! For f*ck's sake.

You're a very confusing woman!

You all right, pet? You shouldn't

be in here at this time. Hiya.

Yeah, I'm so sorry. I just wanted to

check if my friend were all right.

He's lost a lot of blood,

but he's tough.

We think he's going to be just fine.

So you can sleep all right tonight,

OK?

Visiting hours start

at nine tomorrow.

OK, thanks. That's

..such, such great news.

Yeah? He's alive. sh*t.

Yeah. A great big, steaming pile

of very dangerous sh*t.

What shall we do?

We need to meet.

OK, where?

What about that place Guy

were talking about, in the car,

Shang something or other?

You're kidding, right?

No, I'm not!

I am stressed as f*ck, Samuel.

I need to bury my feelings

in a great big plate of noodles.

Hello?

It's me, I'm home.

Where is everyone?

Oi, did you not hear me come in?

Oh, sorry, darling. I was just

Oi! Dad's back.

Hi. All right?

Could you, eh, put the bins out?

Thank you, darling.

And, erm, feed Kenny. Right, OK.

And, um, that pipe, it's gone

a bit funny again.

Guy was home,

but sometimes being home

somehow doesn't feel like home.

It feels like another life entirely.

Guy? Where are you?

I need your help with the TV.

Wow.

What?! It's all you can eat,

and right now it feels like every

meal might be our f*cking last.

How did he look?

Asleep. He looked asleep.

He's got them oxygen tubes.

The nurse said that she thinks

he's going to be fine.

So, we're going to have to go back

and we're going to have to

I don't think we have any choice,

but to

..k*ll him. I can't believe

you just said that out loud.

What else are we supposed to do?

I don't know.

Um, leave, like, just run.

He'll come after us.

So we keep running.

What, take our families?

Just destroy everyone's lives?

What about your son? Are you

just going to leave him here?

We saw what they did to each other.

Yeah, but what if

it don't end with him?

The Tailor doesn't seem like a man

who who works for anyone.

No-one knows what we look like,

or how we're connected.

Except Guy, and he's gone.

So once we

..do this

..then it's over.

And I wish I'd never met you

on that beach.

I wish we'd never met

on the beach that morning.

Maybe it was fate.

Maybe we were meant to meet.

You and I are two sides of

the same coin, Janet.

I'm not sure I can do this.

We can do it, together.

Ah!

Oh, Janet! Oh! Oh!

I just

I just don't think I can do it.

If we don't do it, he will.

That man is capable of anything.

He's a monster. If we do this,

then aren't we just stooping

to his level?

Think about that police station.

Everyone who died.

Don't they deserve justice?

The families of all those police

officers that were gunned down,

don't they Any desserts?

Ah, no, thanks. No, thanks.

OK. Lovely.

Thank you very much. Thanks.

So, did you tell your wife

the truth?

The bit about the sh*t ton of

cocaine or the bit about

the massive f*cking g*n fight?

The bit about you being a gambling addict

not me. You pissing away

all of her money. No.

Not yet. Well, she's going to find

out sooner or later.

So, what are we going to do?

Well, we can't do anything till

the morning, so let's decide then.

Come on.

Oi! We're going Dutch on this one.

What? You ate everything.

Credit card, now.

How you doing? Are you all right?

Yeah.

Can we split it 50-50, please?

You need to pay your bill.

I'm on a stakeout,

I'm following suspects.

You still need to pay!

I'm on a stakeout!

Police. See?

I'm going to need to see

their receipt.

Oh, and more prawn and black bean

to go.

I've got a long night ahead.

Hiya.

Oh, brilliant.

Yep.

Samuel

..Wells.

Janet Campbell.

Is that with or without a P? Great.

Brilliant.

Thanks so much for your help.

All right. Bye.

And so it was,

Officer Tooh started

looking into Janet Campbell

and Samuel Wells,

pulling at threads that would

unravel the fabric of everything.

Benoit.

Oh, you're

..you're here.

You're awake.

It It all makes sense,

meeting you.

The things we have

You just rest up, love.

I'm not going anywhere.

Where exactly is he,

in the hospital?

Erm, he's in the ICU.

By the window, in the room

closest to the door.

There's three or four nurses.

There's no way someone wouldn't see

us coming in and out.

Well, if we go at the right time

maybe people will be too busy

to notice us.

To notice us k*lling someone?

Oh! It sounds so f*cking

stupid out loud!

We both know what he will do to us

if he gets out of that hospital.

Yeah, but that don't

make it right.

What if he has kids and they lose

their dad because of us?

It's him or us, Janet!

And if you can't do it,

I f*cking will.

Can you put that away, please,

Samuel? In there.

You're not f*cking Rambo,

you turnip.

What if we inject air into his IV?

No, that's that's a myth

because the air bubbles take hours

to work their way through the blood,

and even then,

it don't always k*ll you.

I saw it in a documentary.

We could suffocate him

with a pillow.

It's right there, I suppose,

innit? The

The m*rder weapon.

How long do you think it would take?

I don't know.

If we go go through with this

it'll be with us forever.

There's no going back.

If you want to live,

this is our only choice.

Ah, there's always a choice.

Always a chance to just

..walk away.

You'll need to move on.

You what?

Isabelle says you've been watching

her nearly an hour now

and it's not OK man.

Who's Isabelle?

The instructor.

She says you've been watching her.

It's not the girl I am looking at.

It's the pots.

Where did you tell Camilla

you were going?

I left a note saying

I was walking the dog.

Where's the dog?

Just tell her!

Oh, for Christ's sake! Like I say,

she will find out eventually.

They got it right when they gave

you this, didn't they?

You're so desperate for people

to admire you.

Well, now you can admire yourself

all day long.

I can't believe I ever listened to

you at that f*cking beach.

You're not some innocent

in all this.

You know, you made your own

decisions.

OK, yeah, you're right.

I am vain.

Yes, I did want everyone

to think I was the big man.

I don't want to be that man

any more.

Good morning, sir. I'm PC Ben Tooh

from Aireside Police.

Just wondering if I could speak

to a Janet Campbell.

She doesn't live here any more.

What's this about?

I'm not at liberty to say.

Police business.

Now, I just want to make sure that

I've got the right Janet Campbell,

cos I've met two already today.

So could you describe her for me?

f*cking irritating.

"f*cking irritating."

Ah, how about physically?

Tall, long face, not fat.

OK.

And in terms of, erm

..number of hands?

Just the one. Right.

The left, actually.

Ah.

Very good.

Can I ask what your relationship

is to Miss Campbell?

She's my ex.

And, look, whatever it is

she's got herself into here,

it's nothing to do with me.

Why do you say that?

Cos I happen to know she recently

came into a shitload of money.

Cash.

She even offered me some.

I mean, I said no, obvs.

Interesting.

Very interesting.

Do you know a Samuel Wells?

Ah, well-dressed, bald

er, not white.

I saw her with a fella

like that, yeah.

OK.

You wouldn't happen to have

a forwarding address, by any chance?

First smack it, then wet it.

Then squeeze it between your hands,

pushing it up between your fingers.

Spin the wheel at a moderate speed,

and with your left hand on

the side of the clay and your right

hand on top of the clay,

press down.

Then you just make your hole

and press straight down.

And lift right up.

And with Guy finally

following his dream,

it was time for Janet and Samuel

..to go put an end

to their nightmare.

Hmm.

Not easy to k*ll a man, huh?

You will have to push that pillow

down into my mouth and hold it

for up to five minutes.

I will claw at your skin.

My nails will burrow into you.

You will feel me struggle,

desperate to survive.

Hiya, love!

Oh Oh, you're awake again!

Oh, hiya, love.

Oh!

Mm.

I am extremely glad

you're alive.

Hello. Hey.

I'm Pat.

A friend of The Tailor's.

Janet.

I'm Samuel.

Oh. Nice to meet you both. You too.

So, how did you get yourself shot?

I don't know.

I didn't see who did it.

What? You were just walking

down the street and you got shot?

Yes.

Jesus Christ!

Yeah.

You didn't see anything at all?

No, nothing.

One minute I was full of life

and the next

I was shot and not full of life.

Oh, sorry. Erm, how do you know

our friend here?

How

I met them in Paris when I was

studying men's fashion.

Men's fashion.

Oh!

Parlez-vous Francais?

Sorry, love, I don't

understand a word!

Oh, OK!

Erm, fabrics, yeah. Yeah, I'm

I, erm, I love

I'm in Yeah, I'm in fabrics.

Right. I best push off and open up.

Yeah, we should go as well.

No.

Just stay.

I insist.

I'll sneak you in one

of my pasties. Mm.

Nice to meet you. And you.

Now she has seen you.

If I die, yours will be

the first names she speaks.

When I'm strong again,

I will come for you,

cut you open as you breathe.

How long do you think we've got?

Not long. What are we going to do?

Run. Run? Right. f*ck. Run.

What am I going to tell Alan?

What are you going to tell your lot?

I thought I'd try the truth.

Like you said, they'd find out

eventually.

Christ. I've got to get to Alan.

But someone was coming

to get them.

Officer Tooh,

who no longer wanted

to just be Officer Number 2,

but celebrated Officer Tooh.

Do you know what time he's going

to be back?

I've got something really important

to discuss with him.

He's not in till lunch.

He's liaising with the council

for the planning of the funerals.

Well, I think he'll want to know

what I've got to say.

Is it more or less important

than planning the funerals

of our fallen colleagues?

Yeah. I'll come back.

It's OK.

Not everyone's born to be a potter.

And just like that,

Guy's dream died as quickly

as it had begun.

Yes?

Hey. You made it.

That's good.

Listen, look, I'm sorry

I wasn't there.

There was, erm, something

I needed to do.

But believe me, I'm well and truly

over it now.

How are you doing anyway?

I've never been better.

Well, that's great.

Now, look, I'm going to clean

that mess up.

I'll call you when it's sorted.

Remember what we said, eh?

Solutions not problems, right?

Everything I've done,

everything I am,

it makes sense.

You sure you're OK?

Oh, my friend, I am.

I'm in love.

Hey.

You didn't take the dog.

I've been lying to you.

OK.

I didn't want you to hate me.

I really

But you might hate me.

I just

I didn't mean

What did you do?

I stole a boat-load of cocaine

and then I sold it to a drug dealer.

And then, they came after us

and they turned up

and we thought we could get them

to k*ll each other but

There was

There was bodies everywhere!

Oh, God, love!

I didn't mean for it to happen.

I just, I just

I just wanted us to be OK.

Just stop it, Samuel.

You're not making any sense.

OK. I-I gambled away everything.

It's me.

Not Sally.

I am the gambling addict,

and I lost it all.

Everything's gone.

And now they're going to k*ll us.

Who's going to k*ll us?

I don't know his name.

He's The Tailor.

He's just called The Tailor

Slow down. Just slow down.

No, I

I stole a boat-load of cocaine.

And now these people are coming

after us and they're going to

k*ll you and they're going

to k*ll Anya if we don't leave.

We need to pack!

Samuel We will go to an airport.

It doesn't matter.

We can just fly somewhere.

Where do you want to go?

OK, just slow down and talk to me

and just tell me what the hell

is going on.

We don't have any time.

We need to leave now!

No, I'm not just going to pack up

my life and leave

until you explain You need to

pack your bags.

No!

You wouldn't believe me.

You can't even

OK, let me show you.

Come on. Come on.

Come with me.

Meanwhile, life was

getting confusing for Pat Tooh.

Tailor telling her that he was shot

randomly in the street made Pat

a little bit more

curious about everything that day.

I best get back.

Pasties to bake.

Pasties?

I'll bring fresh tomorrow.

Oh!

What?!

Nothing.

I'll be back for dinner.

Oh, f*ck's sake.

What do you want?

I need to talk to Peter.

Well, he's not here.

Right. Alan?

He's not here either! Where is he?

Well, he's playing his tuba

over at the church hall.

OK, can you tell Peter to call me?

It's an emergency.

Right. Oh, and your friend was round

here looking for you.

What friend?

You know, the big guy that

you came to the pub with.

What did he want?

He was looking for Alan.

When?

Just about 20 minutes ago.

Did you tell him where he were?

Well, yeah. Why?

OK, just

Just call Peter and tell him

to go and get Alan now!

Stay in the car.

I don't want to.

I mean it. You stay in the car.

There's dead bodies.

There's blood.

The people that tried to k*ll us

Mr Taylor?

Mr No, the THE Tailor.

I wouldn't show you this

if there was any other way.

Stay in the car.

Stay behind me.

I told you to stay in the car!

What are you doing here?

Because of all the dead bodies?

There were so many.

They were They were right here!

Look, I think that maybe

you should talk to someone.

No, no, I'm not crazy.

Let us help you, please. Please

..you need to believe me.

If we don't go on the run,

you are not safe.

Let's just go home.

OK.

OK, wait. Wait, wait.

OK.

In here.

It was then that Samuel did

what he had to do for his family

You'll be safe here, I promise. No!

No, Samuel!

..he locked them

in a steel container,

and ran away.

Open the door!

Hello!

Samuel!

Ken, have you seen Alan anywhere?

Sorry, love.

Alan?

Sorry. Is Alan

Alan?

Alan!

Hi. Where's Alan?

Miss Campbell. Have you seen him?

He was here before. He played

beautifully. Well, where is he?

He's usually the last one out.

He always packs up his stuff

very carefully Was there another

bloke here? Tall with black hair.

You'd have noticed him.

I don't know. I'm not sure.

Well, then f*cking think,

would you?! What?

Alan!

Alan! Alan!

Alan?

'Fraid not.

Time's up.

Oh, God. No, no, no

No, you can't You can't hurt him.

He's my boy!

I won't.

Just as long as you don't get

the police involved.

I won't, I won't. I won't.

You know, I should never have

let you two wander off.

That's on me, that one.

But believe me, my head

is straight now

and I'm going to tie up

all the loose ends

and I'm going to bring you in

for the boss.

Look, what What do you want

us to do?

Meet me at your place.

How-how do you know

Because I'm not stupid.

Your place.

And Alan?

Come there, alone,

just the two of you.

And I promise he'll still

be breathing.

OK. OK. I promise we'll be there.

Just please

Please, I'm begging you,

just don't hurt my boy.

f*ck!

Where are you?

Right.

Hold on. You can't leave, sir.

I'm fine.

No, you really aren't fine.

The consultant, he

I'm more fine than I've ever been.

When you face death,

you face yourself,

you see your own ending.

I've seen mine.

Please

Everything that is happening

is happening for a reason.

I know where I need to be.

All right, Ben?

Boss?

Where's the boss?

On the bog. Thank you.

Boss?

I'm a bit busy.

It's Tooh, sir.

Constable Ben Tooh.

Can't this wait?

No, sir, it can't.

Cos I've cracked it.

The scumbags who k*lled our friends,

I know who they are

and I know where they are.

I need a team.

No. Excuse me?!

Officer Tooh, this isn't the first

time you've barged in saying

that you've cracked

the case of the century.

The flasher on the 79 bus,

remember that?

You thought it was Judge Latif

and we all looked like

absolute shitheads.

This is different, sir.

I heard 'em.

Bring me evidence.

I heard them with my own ears!

This isn't the time, Officer Tooh.

OK, then.

I'll go by myself.

Then you'll see.

The tide was coming in

and no-one was going to get away

without being pulled under by it.

Samuel, get up. Get up!

C'mon, we got to go.

OK, wait. Just Let's just

consider what we're doing.

There's nothing to f*cking consider!

They've got my boy.

OK, well, maybe we should

call the police?

The po

He's going to k*ll him.

That is what he said.

We have to go -

we've got to go now.

We can't!

You're just going to run away?

Do not f*ck me over, Samuel.

I asked you one thing.

Do not f*ck me over!

I'm not saying we should run away.

I'm just

You're just going to let my boy die?

He's going to die anyway.

We go there, we meet Guy,

we're all dead.

These are the people who ex*cuted

an entire police station

just to get to an evidence locker.

There must be something we can do.

Where are your family? Are they OK?

They're safe.

How do you go up against someone

who's prepared to hurt

the people you love?

Oh, love

I was trying to call you.

You'll never guess what happened

to The Tailor

I've cracked the case. What case?

All those cops that died, stakeout

at the Chinese restaurant,

I've cracked it.

What, they just walked into the

restaurant and said they'd done it?

Yes, actually, Mother. They did.

"I'll have a number 42 -

black bean and prawn,

"and I k*lled ten coppers"?

Are you sure, love?

I did all my follow-up,

I followed up at their work,

I got the licence plate,

everything - it's all in here,

all of it.

Hmm.

I'd hoped you'd be proud.

I'm just protective, love.

So if you say you've

cracked the case,

then you've cracked the case.

Thanks, Mummy.

Do you think you'll get a medal?

No. No, no, no.

I don't think so, no.

Maybe.

Wouldn't that be something?

I just can't believe I've finally

done something good.

Oh!

Go get 'em, tiger!

Like a tiger, he went on

his way to go get them.

Except there was a lion there,

waiting for him.

Go on, go for it.

Cos that horn's the most important

thing you got going on

right now, innit, eh?

It's a tuba, not a horn.

OK.

You know, I saw you play it

before I grabbed you.

You're f*cking good.

I mean, really good.

You love it, don't you?

So why's that, then?

Oh, come on, you can tell me.

I mean, I'm not being funny,

we could be sitting here all day.

I love that it's me and this

..this thing someone invented

hundreds of years ago.

Something that's all my own.

I know exactly what you mean.

Must be so nice to be talented.

Right, get up.

Get in that back room.

You say so much as a word,

I'll start sh**ting,

do you understand me?

You stay here and you keep quiet.

See you on the other side, boss.

It's Ben, by the way.

Ben Tooh.

I work for you, just to be

Yeah.

Urgh!

I'm coming in!

Put some clothes on if

you're indecent, Miss Campbell.

Oh, God.

What are you doing here?

It's me, remember?

You know, from the bench.

Oh, right. Right, yeah.

Yeah, you remember.

You told me about your system.

You know, the old Four Bens.

I've been using it an' all now.

I'm rating everything out of Guys.

And you were right.

It is a lot of fun.

Now, get inside.

Shut the door and get inside. Move.

Are you working with them?

What?

Janet and Samuel.

Oh, mate!

You've got this so twisted!

I don't think so.

You lot left this behind.

I waited at that Chinese restaurant,

day after day,

night after night.

And then Janet and Samuel came

right in and I heard everything.

Me, Mr Nobody.

So you figured it out

all by yourself, eh?

Oh, yeah.

I knew they'd laugh at me

like they always do,

so I kept it quiet.

I did the work.

Cos I knew.

I knew I was right.

Which means

I hate to say it, but, er

..you've got no backup, 'ave you?

Well, erm

I-I told my boss where I was going.

He'll wonder where I've got to.

Why does this sh*t have

to be this way, eh?

I mean, you wanted to be that other

guy for a change, yeah?

You know, what we talked

about on the bench.

You thought that you could break out

and you could be that hero.

That hero, just once.

Ben, look at me.

I'm trying to talk to you.

Yeah, yeah. Right.

No more being a bit-part in

everyone else's story, right?

Right.

Except, look where it's got you.

You've walked straight into the man

with the g*n and no backup.

You see, I wanted to try

something different.

I wanted to try something

that I'd been dreaming about for

f*ck, for so long now.

I thought, "I could be more

than this,"

and somehow I could have

a different ending.

You can!

Anyone can. No, they can't.

You see, that's the trouble

these days.

Everyone thinks that they can be

whatever they want.

Like it's their right.

But they can't.

Because not everyone can dance

or count or read or sing

or f*cking run.

Or turn a pot so delicate

and perfect that

..it makes your heart want to burst

in your ribcage. Eh?

You know, maybe if everybody

knew their place,

everyone would be happier.

I mean, look at you -

you're a traffic cop

and I'm a f*cking goon.

Traffic's only part of my remit.

You seem like a really nice bloke.

And, for what it's worth, and I mean

this, for what it's worth,

I'm proper sorry and all.

Then, please, don't.

They're outside.

The officers They'll come.

There's no-one outside, Ben.

It's just you and me.

Madame Bethune?

Enchante.

Just one second.

C'etait la moindre des choses

que je pouvais faire.

One minute.

Oh, wait Who are you? Shut up.

Where are you taking me?

The end is coming.

You can feel it too, right?