Kick Back, The (2025)

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Am I talking about the

Steel Toe Strangler?

Now see, my baby daddy couldn't afford

no sh*t like this, you hear me?

Shanika Jones reporting

live from W-HOOD

m*therf*cking TV.

I don't know what else y'all want me to say,

but it's a f*cking k*ller on the g*dd*mn loose.

I don't know what else y'all

want me to g*dd*mn say or do.

Ya hear, because I can't protect the

whole hood and ain't nobody protecting me.

Ain't no police got here yet.

Ain't nothing going on.

Where the f*ck everybody at?

Ain't no ambulance.

Ain't nobody even looking for the

damn dead bodies.

But it's three of them.

I don't even know how many more left?

And who the f*ck is that

coming from over there?

Y'all better come the f*ck on

And get the f*ck up outta here...

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(beep)

(hip-hop music)

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(night ambience)

(music)

Cute as f*ck.

For these b*tches at my house.

(music)

Yes.

(music)

(ominous tone)

What the f*ck?

Calm your m*therf*cking self.

The f*ck is wrong with you?

Calm your m*therf*cking

dramatic a*s down

The hell is wrong with you?

You scared the sh*t outta me.

Man, I don't want to hear that sh*t.

You've been tweaking all day, now.

Told you about that sh*t.

Call Ed and them and tell them

to bring some wings.

Fried, crispy, hot sauce, ranch

and some peace.

And I'm on the back playing calla

Dramatic a*s...

(music)

I told you what I was

gonna do to you, now.

I'm gonna run on your a*s.

Hey go ahead, though, man.

(chatter)

Told you!

Sweet about me. Sorry as hell.

Shut the f*ck up, man.

You always talk about bullshit, man.

Play the f*cking game.

(doorbell)

Oh, hey, Eddie.

What's up, Kimmy?

sh*t, what the f*ck you got going?

Shut up, where's Mia?

She's parking the car.

What the f*ck you mean

she's parking the car?

She'll be alright, she knows

how to f*cking drive.

You know what, get in here.

Yeah, whatever man.

Y'all n*gg*s get on my nerves.

Hey, girl.

What's up, girl?

Why that n*gga got you

parking the car?

Now you see why I be

cheating on his a*s, okay?

Yes, you want some wine?

Alright, watch this, b*tch.

I heard your m*therf*cking

leg was f*cked up,

but I didn't know your fingers

were f*cked up, too.

Damn, that is so f*cked up.

You know he can't help it.

Man listen, he knows I'm

f*cking with him.

What the f*ck you got on, though?

My Halloween costume for

the Halloween party tomorrow.

Man, I don't want to hear that, sit down.

I don't want to hear that sh*t.

You take that sh*t too m*therf*cking far.

What you gonna be, a naughty

school girl or something.

You don't like it?

I like it.

Thank you, Dwayne.

You know I gotta make a statement.

I'm gonna tell you how

f*cking lame that is.

Your turn, n*gga.

What's up, Willie Bean?

What's up, baby?

What happened to the

pizza and the wings?

You know me Mia f*cked

all that sh*t up, n*gga.

I didn't want any of that, anyway.

Yo, Mia outside, parking the f*cking

car like my f*cking chauffeur.

You had her parking the car?

You know how I do.

That's some sh*t I needed to hear.

I need to get rolled

up in this m*therf*cker!

Look at you.

Go, n*gga.

Man, I'm gonna dub on your a*s.

Man, I've been beating this n*gga.

(chatter)

Play the game.

Shut up, n*gga!

Shut up!

What is it?

Getting cold?

We playing cards.

We playing for money.

Go on back in now.

(chatter)

I'll be in in a minute.

(chatter)

She's trip pin, man.

Come on, man. Let's go in the house.

You sure?

Yeah. Let's go.

Don't want to hear more f*cking mouth.

She's been running her mouth all day.

Why the hell you calling me in?

I told you I was playing cards.

It's cold outside and I wanted

you to come inside anyways.

What the f*ck you got on?

It's my Halloween costume for

the Halloween party tomorrow.

There's a kidnaper out there?

I'm serious.

Nothing happened.

They already found three bodies.

And you know what they call him?

(ominous tone)

The Steel Toe Strangler.

(ominous tone)

(laughter)

Shut the f*ck up.

The Steel Toe Strangler?

Trust me, if he kidnapping black

m*therf*ckers where they're living and sh*t,

You know them n*gg*s ain't

living long, n*gga.

And that's for damn sure. What

the f*ck you talking about?

(chatter)

This is serious.

I was just talking to Malik the

other day about that sh*t.

Why m*therf*ckers coming up missing?

Man, cut that sh*t out, man. Ain't nobody-

Man, that's some white people sh*t.

Ain't too many n*gg*s coming

up missing, n*gga.

Man listen, white people,

black people, Asian people,

m*therf*ckers's kidneys

is getting missing.

Man, f*ck all that, man.

Y'all n*gg*s be on time.

The party gonna start by

then thirty, eleven.

And y'all need to be here on time.

And it's gonna be kick in.

Everyone's talking about it.

Mia, chill the f*ck out.

Who the f*ck is everybody?

Everybody, n*gga. Who else?

f*ck out of here.

Come on, we gotta go.

Let's get out of here.

Who the f*ck is everybody?

Okay, girl, I'm gonna see you later.

All right?

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll see you.

Okay, cool.

(night ambience)

Want me to drive?

Naw, baby. You good.

I got this sh*t. Don't worry about nothing.

(ominous tone)

What the f*ck?

What's wrong?

sh*t, I f*ck in thought

I saw somebody.

f*ck, you are trip pin.

I don't see nothing. Don't worry about.

I'm f*cking bugging out.

Don't worry about it, I got this.

Let's go.

(car engine)

(music)

Good morning, baby.

(kitchen ambience)

What are you doing up so early?

I couldn't even sleep.

I tossed and turned all g*dd*mn night.

Oh, I know. You kept waking me up.

Well, what I was trying to do...

Keep playing with me.

You're so crazy.

You know you can't be waking me up

when I'm getting my beauty sleep.

Where's D?

That n*gga's still in there asleep.

Typical.

Well, what time you getting

the decorations?

Thinking about by 5:00.

Don't you think that's

pushing it? 5 o'clock?

Hell no, that ain't pushing it.

My man, he don't get there til five.

So we're gonna work something out.

Your man?

Yeah.

My partner, he going to straighten us out.

Oh my god, don't tell me you about to get

some bootleg a*s decorations.

It's gonna be good. My

n*gga, he'll hook us up.

(groaning)

Good morning, black people.

What y'all doing up so damn early?

Hey, D.

How you doing?

What's up, Milk Dud?

Man, what's going on?

Y'all had the g*dd*mn air on 64.

Man, I couldn't even get no sleep.

Throwing my a*s off.

You know how we are.

We like to keep it cool in here.

Listen, I'm about to get myself together.

Because Mia is going to be

picking me up later.

Yeah, and do not f*ck up the decorations.

Yeah, we good, babe. I promise.

We gonna get it.

OK, I'll see you later.

Bye, D.

Sup, man.

What's happening with you?

You're never gonna believe this.

This girl I was with last night.

Bad broad bit me straight on my a*s.

Bit you on the a*s?

Nasty, bro.

That's why I snuck in so late.

But y'all trying to freeze

my a*s off in here.

64 degrees, you know I got asthma.

I'm k*lling you, aren't I.

I can't do this sh*t, man.

(chatter)

You want to see it, man?

Man, hell no.

I don't wanna see your tight, hairy a*s.

What you wearing, tonight?

Man, I'm wearing the

same thing I got on now.

You know I'm the dripster.

n*gga.

It's a Halloween party.

Probably one of the only black

Halloween parties you ever gonna go to.

sh*t, I hear you. What time we

gonna meet ol' boy, though?

We're supposed to meet that

n*gga over there by 5:00.

That punk-a*s n*gga ain't

even answering my texts.

How do you know this sh*t's

legit anyway with your cheap a*s?

How much these damn Halloween

costumes cost any damn way?

Yeah, alright. Coming from the

same n*gga who don't pay no rent,

ain't got no job,

All you do is answer the door, Jeffrey.

I'm on disability, n*gga.

You on disability?

I'm on disability.

Now, go get dressed.

Get you some Blue

Star before you get there.

You sure you don't want to see it?

Man, come on, I don't

want to see your bald head.

You don't want to see it?

Hell no!

(car engine)

So, are you ready for tonight?

Yes. I'm ready.

No. I mean, are you ready? Ready?

Yeah. I'm ready. Wait.

What do you mean?

Girl, Malik is going to lose his mind

when he finds out.

Good. He thinks he's

the only one that can do a prank.

So, listen, he's supposed to be there

exactly at 12:00.

OK.

You need me to do anything?

Nothing. When the doorbell rings,

Get into character, b*tch.

Tonight is gonna be so epic!

It's going down.

Tonight.

Yes, b*tch.

Let's go.

(music)

I told Kim we don't need all this

m*therf*cking sh*t, man.

Ain't that what

Halloween's all about?

Costumes and decorations?

Oh, f*ck all that, man. We Black.

We black?

What's that supposed to mean?

Black people like Halloween, too.

Yeah, we love Halloween.

It's perfect night for a m*therf*cker

to get they a*s robbed.

You ain't lying about that.

Hold on.

Who the hell is this coming over here?

Who?

Pull your camera out.

Pull your phone out.

Hurry up.

Hi, I'm your next door neighbor.

I'm Karen.

But do you always wear your name

on your shirt this way?

Yeah.

It's easier that way.

Everybody calls me Karen anyway.

This is nice.

I thought you people

didn't celebrate Halloween.

What you mean?

We celebrate.

Hey, guys,

You must be Karen

Guilty!

Oh, hey, I'm Kimmy.

Well, it's nice to meet you.

What are you doing later?

We're having a Halloween party.

You should come.

Uh, I wouldn't want to

get hit by any stray b*ll*ts.

What?

I think I'll pass this time,

but you guys have fun.

Not too much fun.

Have a good one.

(chatter)

(music)

(doorbell)

(chatter)

Going on with you, baby?

You look so ready.

n*gga, let's go, bro.

Where the thots at, yo?

Y'all think this is not sophisticated.

Hey, yo, man, how do white people say,

Happy Halloween!

(chatter)

Who the f*ck that is?

Oh, that's Slice out there.

(music)

(chatter)

Where's the food at?

Ain't got sh*t in here.

(chatter)

Hell, no. What are y'all doing bro?

You know, Kimmy be

trip pin about this sh*t.

Man, y'all breath in all over the food.

Hey!

What up, everybody!

What's happening?

(chatter)

This toast is about the cousins.

Cousins!

(music)

Appreciate it bruh.

But be careful with my sh*t, man.

This is fine. Damn.

(ominous tone)

Come on, man, come on.

Hey, put my sh*t over there.

(chatter)

Hey, where's your bathroom?

Hey, yo!

You know, I'm Diddy and you

f*ck in Cassie tonight, right?

No, dead a*s. It's like

f*cking Bonnie and Clyde.

Man, you just doing too much.

No, listen, get your sh*t together because,

I don't need you drunk all f*cking night.

So you can drink and I can't?

Listen. Don't cut me off.

Hey, where's your manners?

You see a player.

Speak to a player.

Hi, Dwayne.

Hey, yo,

big daddy out here, man.

Somebody needs to open the door.

They need to open it fast before

I kick your a*s on it.

You get on my f*cking nerves.

Down the hall. To the left.

Thanks.

(music)

Shut the f*ck up.

You are doing way too much.

We ain't doing enough, baby.

(music)

No no no no, don't take it.

Do not take this.

Oh f*ck no not no.

No don't go.

Hey, everybody.

Hey!

(chatter)

Where's my girl at? Kimmy.

I'm back here. Come in.

(chatter)

Honey, I got to put my costume on.

Hold on, let me go pour a drink real quick.

You always got to get a drink?

n*gga, we was just drinking in the car.

I don't care about none of that sh*t.

I'm gonna go holler.

Just go.

Ugly a*s.

Oh, my God.

Why you so nasty?

What the f*ck?

Hi, Mia.

No, what are y'all doing?

Close the m*therf*cking door.

There are people out there waiting on

y'all and y'all still ain't dressed yet?

Close my goddamned door.

Man, hurry the f*ck up.

Close my g*dd*mn door.

(music)

Play my song.

Hold on, man. Step back.

What's happening?

Play my song.

sh*t, man.

God damn.

Put my song in rotation.

Man, what's your name?

Don't worry about my name.

I got a CD for you.

g*dd*mn, CD?

Okay.

1990?

What the f*ck is this?

Is you playing with me right now?

You a deejay, right?

Get me right.

Man, everybody's having

a good time right now.

They gonna have a better time.

On this?

Yes.

A CD.

I'm the hottest in the city right now.

Pharoah.

Oh, sh*t.

Okay.

Get me right.

Get you right.

Get the party right.

(chatter)

You know what?

I gotta go to the truck and get-

We ain't got time for all that talking.

Get to spinnin, deejay.

I can't play that sh*t right now.

I thought you was a pharaoh.

You laughing?

sh*t.

I'm gonna give you a shot, man,

I, I can't.

I can't play this.

You can't play this.

I cannot. Play this.

I need to help?

Man, give me my damn CD back.

Hey, where's security at?

Listen, I ain't got time for this sh*t.

(music)

(doorbell)

All Hallow's Eve, everyone.

It is I-

(coughing and gagging)

It is I,

Marlo, the great-

Excuse me.

Oh, sh*t.

It is I-

Damn.

sh*t.

It is I-

Excuse me, can I use your restroom,

I've been waiting a whole hour.

It is-

All right, now.

It is I,

Marlow,

the Great.

(coughing)

What the f*ck?

(coughing)

(music)

(chatter)

g*dd*mn!

Pour me some of that.

This is all for some.

Please take your hand

cuffs off a brother.

And then what?

And then I'll come back

on you and strap you up.

And then what?

Where you come from, baby?

You work with Sienna PD?

I do.

(chatter)

So you here with, baby?

You got some piece with you?

No, no, myself, I'm off duty.

That's even better. Gotta rest the piece

so we can do the piggity wiggity.

Oh, that sounds fun.

You like that?

I do.

(chatter)

How are you doing, Tomtom?

Don't try to keep me away.

What did you do?

I can't tell ya.

I got a key.

Oh, no. I ain't trying to

k*ll no pigs right now.

(chatter)

Go ahead and sip it, baby.

You got that baby sip.

(gulps)

(chatter)

Kimmy.

b*tch. You almost made me spill my drink-

What the f*ck is she doing here?

Who?

b*tch, Neesy

She's said Eddie told her to come.

Eddie told her to come?

Oh. Oh, okay.

Two can play at this game.

Mia, calm down.

Don't let that b*tch f*ck up your fun.

You know what, b*tch?

You're right, you're right. Let's go.

That's why mama's gonna

get his a*s back tonight.

(chatter)

Oh, sh*t.

This party's really about to turn up.

Hell f*cking yeah, n*gga.

(chatter)

Turn around real slow.

Don't trip though.

(chatter)

I got this sh*t.

You know what it is.

(chatter)

Oh. What's your name?

What are you supposed to be?

Oh, you got muscles.

Ooh, I like that.

I know you see me. You

see me looking at you?

I want a taste.

(music)

Talk to me.

(chatter)

I bet you like it rough.

I'm gonna go get you a drink to loosen

you up so we can have some fun.

Alright? I'll be right back.

(ominous tone)

(night ambience)

(music)

What the f*ck?

Marlow!

Hey, everyone!

This is Marlow The Great.

Hi, Marlow.

He is here.

What the f*ck is wrong with y'all?

Whatever, I'm f*ck in lit.

Marlow is here to do some readings.

Who the f*ck is gonna be a volunteer?

I'm not even doing that sh*t.

sh*t, me either.

I don't believe in waking up

anything that's asleep.

(music)

(ominous tone)

Gather around, patrons.

It is time for Marlow.

(coughing and gagging)

Who will be first?

Eddie.

Eddie will be first.

Eddie wants to go first.

Why the f*ck everybody always

speaking for Eddie, man? Damn!

Calm down.

It is not that serious.

I'm saying though, Kimmy.

If it ain't that serious,

then why I gotta go?

Quit whining, man.

Would you do it, babe?

I ain't doing that sh*t.

You know what? Malik.

It's your crib, n*gga.

Why don't you go?

Man, shut the hell up

and sit the f*ck down.

So that's what we doing right now?

Babe, calm down.

What you trying to hide?

Shut the hell up.

n*gga, you shut up.

Who the f*ck is you talking to like that?

Man, both of y'all

shut the f*ck up.

Marlow. Go ahead.

(ominous tone)

The fool.

The fool, what the f*ck?

I can tell you who that is.

I told you his a*s wasn't happy.

What you say, b*tch?

It's not what you think.

The fool represents opportunity,

potential,

new beginnings.

See? Might be on to something. Go ahead.

Keep going. Keep going.

(ominous tone)

The trickster.

These cards be on m*therf*cking point.

I see sadness.

Hopeless.

You become withdrawn from relationships.

(thunder)

The Emperor.

Interesting.

Hell yeah, my n*gga on some emperor sh*t.

You have a lack of discipline.

You have some immature ways.

And a very controlling nature.

(ominous tone)

Judgment.

This should remind you.

That everything comes to an end.

Everything comes to an end?

The f*ck you mean everything

comes to an end?

How the f*ck do you go

from emperor to this bullshit?

m*therf*cker always been

trying to judge somebody.

For real.

You should be lucky nobody's

judging your a*s.

n*gga, I don't give a f*ck.

b*tch, you need to give a f*ck.

You got a baby daddy everywhere.

North side. East side.

West side. The f*ck?

Look, if both of you don't shut up,

So we can finish this sh*t.

(boom)

Oh, my.

(thunder)

(whispers)

Quiet.

My guides.

They're speaking to me.

You have a dark side.

Darkside?

(thunder)

You have a lot of negative influences.

There's a negative energy.

It follows you.

What's that mean?

What that means?

You don't see?

That's the devil.

Shh.

Man, just turn over the last card

so we can get this sh*t over with.

(ominous tone)

They have more to say.

Babe, did you pay the light bill?

Of course I paid the m*therf*cking bill.

Don't try me.

Alright now stop playing.

Babe, it's not me.

It's big.

The spirits are not happy.

Man, stop playing.

They have more to say.

(whispers)

You gonna regret this.

(screams)

(ominous tone)

What the f*ck was that?

I don't know, I heard a door slam.

Sounds like it's coming from upstairs.

Nobody should be up there.

I'll go check it out.

Do you think that's a good idea?

f*ck, man I'll go look, yo.

Hey, you want me to go with you?

Do I look like I need your f*ck in help?

I'm just trying to look out for you, man.

Watch out, man.

(ominous tone)

(footsteps)

(door creak)

(ominous tone)

(scream)

Calm down. Calm the f*ck down.

D.

Huh?

D.

Come help me with this fuze box.

Come on, n*gga.

Alright man, g*dd*mn.

Open the box.

Man, what the f*ck-

Man, back, back.

(chatter)

n*gga, why the f*ck

your box labeled incorrectly?

How the f*ck we supposed

to figure this sh*t out?

Man, I ain't even tell you to come out

here, take your a*s in the house.

So you got this big a*s house

with incorrect labels, man.

Man, take your bald a*s

head in the house, man.

His a*s in the house.

f*ck you n*gg*s, dog.

So you just going to take the light?

Yeah, n*gga.

Hey!

Don't worry about him.

(chatter)

Hey, back, back.

Trying to help.

That ain't it.

So. What are we supposed to do, just stay

in and get strangled in the dark?

No, I'm going to go get candles.

I can help, I can help, too.

OK, come on, let's go.

Ronnie, f*ck!

That n*gga gone in the wind.

m*therf*cker done left with the lights.

Man, we're gonna have to eenie, minie, moe.

What you think?

Man, f*ck it. We gotta do what we gotta do.

We're in the f*cking dark.

I think I got some candles in here,

Girl, you got everything in here.

She does. Don't touch nothing, though.

Hold on, who is this b*tch talking to?

b*tch? I've been letting your

a*s slide all f*cking night.

Lettin me slide? b*tch please.

April, April, April, girl,

we didn't come here for this sh*t.

Look, I don't have no problem with you.

I'm happy for you and Eddie.

Girl, we've been cool since

elementary school. You're right.

This all started whenever f*cking Eddie

was lying and sh*t.

Found them.

So, look, are we good?

Yeah, girl. We're good.

Good. April.

We good?

Well, whatever you say. Okay?

OK, now that everybody's

singing this Kumbaya and sh*t,

Help me get these

f*cking candles. You right.

(chatter)

f*ck!

Damn, I wish I had a f*cking light, man.

God damn.

Oh, appreciate you.

What the f*ck?

(music)

You think this is enough?

Yeah, this should be fine.

Okay. Babe, can you put these

in the bathroom for me?

Trying to burn the house down?

You better not burn the f*cking house down.

Ain't nobody gonna burn your-

What the f*ck was that?

Y'all hear that?

Oh my god.

What the f*ck is going on?

I don't know.

I keep hearing sh*t around this house, man.

It's too much sh*t going on.

Where Pete at?

Stay in here.

(ominous tone)

What the hell are you still doing there?

Bring your a*s over here.

Oh, sh*t.

Damn, man.

Who f*cked you up?

Don't just stand there.

Help him up.

Pete.

Come on, man.

Get the f*ck up.

You alive, Pete?

Get up.

Man, I knew I should

have stayed my a*s home.

You alright?

I don't know, dog.

Oh, I'm In the Twilight Zone.

(music)

What's taking them

so long to turn this circuit breaker on?

I want these lights to be on already.

There's light.

Oh, yay.

DJ, put some music on.

Let's change the vibe in here.

I got you, sis.

Yes. Let's go.

(music)

Pete, what happened?

Hey, yo, Kimmy,

what the f*ck is going on in this house?

What do you mean?

This is a spooky a*s house. Yo, listen.

That noise, the sh*t

that I go upstairs to check the noise

to make sure everything is okay.

I'm flashing

the lights during the security set.

I turn around

and I just feel the f*cking bag

going over my head

and some little a*s arms and some weird

sh*t wa's going on in this house.

So you didn't see anyone?

Does it look like I've f*cking

seen anybody?

Didn't I Just say he

had a bag over my head?

Pete, I would never.

I feel like you got something

to do with this, Kimmy.

I feel like you got me over here.

You set me up. Why would you think that?

You know what?

This sh*t is spooky.

Don't invite me to no more of

your f*cking parties, okay?

None of that sh*t. Don't you know?

Hell no, this sh*t is over.

Pete.

Hey, Malik.

Why the f*ck you ain't say nothing?

Why are you so grouchy today?

Who the f*ck is this?

This gentleman was having car trouble and

I was hoping to use your phone.

Hell no, you can't use the phone, b*tch.

We black.

We don't allow strange m*therf*ckers

in the house.

The f*ck's wrong with her?

Man, my sh*t is cut off.

And my phone dead.

That's a personal problem.

And why the f*ck you

keep looking back and sh*t?

Stop being paranoid.

What's going on?

Oh, hey, Sam.

Why are you standing outside?

Who's your friend?

Actually, he just needs to use the phone.

His car broke down around the corner,

and I told Malik,

he could use your phone,

and he won't let him in.

Come on inside.

You about to let an axe

m*rder*r in the house?

Come on, man. Gotta be thinking, bro.

Come on. We are.

Come on in.

Thank you.

(music)

Hey, everybody.

We have a new arrival.

This is, wait.

I don't think you told me your name.

What's your name?

Oh, you just call me Jay. This is Jay.

So his car broke down around the corner

and he needs to use someone's cell phone.

Damn, Jay.

You fine. You got a wife?

Yes he is.

You can use my phone. Appreciate that.

No problem.

Damn, girl. Let him breathe.

Look, I'm trying to

get a treat tonight, ok?

OK, trick.

(ominous tone)

(music)

The tow truck will be here in a minute.

Hey, man, I thought

you got that sh*t fixed.

Nah. I appreciate y'all

for letting me in, though.

It's my pleasure.

Are you hungry?

No, no, that n*gga ain't

eating up in here. He good.

Nah. I'm good.

Uh, here's your phone, though.

Man, I told you I'd keep

an eye out on that n*gga.

Yeah, I'm telling you, man.

Can't be trusted.

I'm with you on that sh*t.

I ain't trust that little karate kid

m*therf*cker since he

came through the door.

Man, move out the way. I gotta pee.

Get the f*ck out the way.

Yo, Pete. You good man?

Pete, what's up?

Yeah, I'm good, bro.

Yeah, I'm straight.

You sure? You need a cup

of water or something?

You need to lay down?

You ain't looking too good.

All I know, I ain't leaving this

m*therf*cking spot right here.

b*tch, you've been in that spot all night.

There's too much spooky sh*t going on here.

f*ck this party.

(music)

(doorbell)

I'll get it.

Miss Okiki.

Hello, my dear.

Come in.

How are you this evening, my sister?

Let's just say it's been one crazy night.

Ah yes, the energy is high tonight.

Strange things happen on nights like this.

Everyone, Miss Okiki.

Greetings, everyone. Greetings.

(chatter)

Well, I lost something very important and

I was hoping you all may have found it.

I haven't found anything. Babe, have you?

No.

(screams)

What the hell is this?

What the hell is this?

What the f*ck is that?

(ominous tone)

I know what that is.

That's that Booker T. Washington doll.

Booker T. Washington, babe?

Stop being so silly.

It's a Booker T.

And he's a very special friend of mine.

Whatever happens to him, happens to you.

(evil cackles)

Why is she laughing?

Friend or not,

she got to get the hell out of here

with this Seed Of Chucky doll.

Certainly.

But remember, whatever happens to him

happens to you.

I don't know, babe,

but that was some weird sh*t.

(music)

(evil cackles)

Uninvited.

(power failure)

Not again.

D come help me with this fuze box.

Come on, n*gga.

g*dd*mn it!

Whatever happens to him,

Happens to you.

(chatter)

What the f*ck?

(music)

Hey, hey, come here for a minute.

Hurry up.

What's going on? Hurry up, hurry up.

What's up?

Look, check this sh*t out.

(night ambience)

What?

I don't see sh*t.

I don't see nothing, man.

(night ambience)

Man, I swear to God,

I just seen three hoes out there.

They twerkin it, dancing, shaking a*s

and sh*t. I'm looking like,

g*dd*mn, like for real-

Three bithces twerkin?

Listen, listen, listen.

Stop bullshitting. Stop playing.

Because y'all two funny n*gg*s

been acting stupid.

Nah.

Listen what I'm telling you, man.

Wake the f*ck up

and listen to what I'm saying.

Listen to what I'm saying.

I'm high but I'm not stupid.

You high.

I'm high. I'm high, but I'm

not stupid. Listen to me.

I'm not bullshitting with you.

That Snoop Dogg sh*t got f*cked up.

No, n*gga, listen, listen, listen, listen.

Y'all two n*gg*s is f*cking off, man.

Alright.

Ever since that b*tch

came through the door.

With them janky a*s cards,

Then that other b*tch come

through the door with that janky a*s doll.

Do you hear what the f*ck I'm saying?

So think about that.

The party done changed.

sh*t starting to get spooky around here,

you two dumb a*s

n*gg*s better wake the f*ck up.

They come in here

with these evil a*s spirit sh*t.

I'm hearing sh*t around this house.

sh*t falling over everybody wondering, it's

not even a par-stop laughing.

It's not-listen.

It's not a party, okay?

Alright, alright.

Let's go.

No, you gonna listen to me.

I'm telling you-

Y'all smokin that sh*t, y'all.

Bruh, I'm not bullshittin.

(chatter)

(ominous tone)

You know how dangerous smoking is?

Huh?

The f*ck you talking about?

(music)

Are you comfortable?

(music)

b*tch, I look comfortable?

I knew you was a crazy a*s white b*tch.

You want to know how it works?

How what work, b*tch?

You're getting sleepy.

That sh*t don't work on me.

Tell me about your mother.

My mama?

My mama told me to never bring

home a crazy a*s white girl.

(music)

That sh*t don't work on me.

(ominous tone)

Man, where the f*ck Junior at?

Get your hand off me, man.

What the f*ck?

Put that f*cking oil down.

Hell no, n*gga.

It's just daddy oil.

f*cking hands off my eyes, man.

Damnit, what the f*ck?

g*dd*mn.

Come on, get your a*s up.

Oh, f*ck in sh*t.

f*ck snakes in the ground.

The f*ck off me, man.

Snakes on a plane.

Snakes in the grass, n*gga.

Let's find this f*ck in n*gga, man.

(ominous tone)

What you do to me, girl?

You talk in about my mama?

No one can hear you.

Oh, f*ck you, b*tch. Untie me!

Hey, man, we gotta split up.

What?

We gotta split up.

We need to stick together, n*gga.

Slice, take your Ret*rded a*s around back.

Take your dumb a*s around back.

Hey Eddie, go around front.

Around front? Where, n*gga?

The front of the house, m*therf*cker.

You sure?

Check the front!

n*gga, what if I disappear?

Man, go check upstairs, man.

Ah, sh*t.

You gonna be alright?

Check upstairs, boy.

Yeah, I'm good.

f*ck. Ah.

(night ambience)

Slice, what the f*ck you doing, man?

(chatter)

Get your idiot a*s in the house.

Help! Get me the f*ck outta here!

Crazy white f*ck in b*tch.

Help! Someone get me outta here!

Junior.

Man, what the hell going on?

Yo, Slice, get over here.

The f*ck's going on, man?

What the f*ck you mean?

You don't see what's going on?

(ominous tone)

(chatter)

That lady's a f*cking nutcase.

Let me outta this sh*t.

(chatter)

f*ck! Come on, let's

get the f*ck out of here.

Let's go, let's go!

(night ambience)

(music)

Isn't this so romantic?

No, this sh*t ain't no romantic.

Pete almost got suffocated.

This spooky-a*s house.

Bring that African-a*s

lady here with that bullshit, man.

But how are you feeling, though?

Feeling good, though.

We do something about that?

Yeah.

It's about time.

(music)

Mia. Where's Junior?

I thought he left.

Good.

(music)

(night ambience)

Hey. Let's party.

Take your a*s home.

sh*t, man. What the f*ck is going on?

(laughter)

You scared?

Nah, I ain't scared.

I ain't scared.

You scared, boy.

I thought you were Pac, n*gga.

They gonna k*ll your stupid a*s.

They gonna k*ll you!

I gotta get the f*ck outta here.

f*ck.

(intense tone)

Come on.

Hey, stop that n*gga!

f*ck!

I got him, I got him, I got him.

Stop! It's just a prank.

A prank?

I set this whole sh*t up.

What the f*ck?

Bro, she got your a*s this time.

And your Three Stooges asses know?

You knew about this sh*t the whole time?

Bruh, I didn't know nothing about it.

Hold up, you mean to tell me

Sam was in on it, too?

Pretty good for a white girl.

So what about the bad?

You know? The f*ck?

That wasn't a part of the plan.

So who the f*ck did it then? It wasn't me.

Well, you know what?

Get the f*ck out!

Everybody get the f*ck out!

Babe!

I'm sick of y'all sh*t.

Get your a*s up outta here.

Let's go, y'all! Let's

go! Get the f*ck out!

Get the f*ck out!

Woah, one minute.

I'm staying here.

Y'all get the f*ck out.

(knocking)

(chatter)

I heard g*nshots.

Oh, gosh, I heard g*nshots.

Calm down, ma'am.

Let's see what's going on.

Hello, officers.

How can we help you? Yeah.

How can we help you?

We got a few noise complaints.

We want to see what's going on.

A noise complaint?

There's no way you could

have had a noise complaint.

We haven't had power all night.

Who called you?

Excuse me, ma'am, we're not at liberty

to disclose that information to you.

Is that.

Is that Karen? Who?

What are you doing?

Is that that crazy white b*tch?

Ma'am, calm down.

Calm down?

Okay, we'll calm down.

Aight, just keep the noise down and we

ain't gonna have no problems, okay?

OK, thank you, Officers,

you guys have a good night.

Y'all have a good night.

Now, Karen, do you have

something to say to them?

Yeah, apology?

I'm sorry.

Alright, now let's go.

We apologize about that, y'all.

(chatter)

Karen!

Where you going?

I heard g*n shots!

Karen!

Let's go, let's go.

You're gonna stop calling the police.

(chatter)

(music)

Ain't sh*t in here to eat, man.

They done ate the m*therf*cking chicken

to the gristle in this m*therf*cker.

Damn. Ain't no f*cking milk?

No cereal.

No Oodles of Noodles or nothin.

(chatter)

What the f*ck?

Hey, n*gga.

What was up with that bag

over the head sh*t?

I didn't pay you to do that sh*t.

Hey, I ain't giving you no more

m*therf*cking money-

(ominous tone)

(choking)

(ominous tone)

(no audio)

Action.

sh*t!

I gotta get the f*ck outta here.

f*ck!

(chatter)

You get it?

Yeah. Cut!

Action! Hey!

Stop that

(chatter)

We got it.

Yeah! You good?

Rolling? Rolling.

9B. Take two.

Action.

What's up everybody?

(chatter)

Dwayne! Where I'm setting up, man?

(chatter)

Hold on, let me go pour a drink real quick.

You always had to get a f*cking drink.

n*gga, we was just drinking in the car.

Listen, I don't care about any of

that sh*t. I'm gonna go holler at Slice.

Ugly a*s.

The best a*s.

(chatter)

I'm rolling.

Action!

What the f*ck? You scared me!

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

What the hell?

Your titty done popped out,

gettin all crazy.

(laughter)

(chatter)

Wait a minute, hold on.

You mean to tell me?

Pretty good for a white girl.

What's her character's name?

Sam!

(chatter)

What the f*ck is you doing, bruh?

You g*dd*mn did that bag

on the head type of sh*t.

I ain't pay you to do that sh*t.

Hey!

I ain't getting you no more-

(choking)

g*dd*mn

(chatter)

Action.

Ay, yo Slice. Play something nice.

I got you, sis.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, let me go in

and slow down for everybody.

You know what I'm saying?

How do y'all feel?

What the f*ck?

(chatter)

This is too much activity for a big n*gga.

f*cking up my J's and sh*t.

How big is you, J?

What the f*ck?

Man, throw that damn sh*t out, bro.

Get rid of that f*cking oil, man.

This n*gga.

My bad.

Damn, where that n*gga at?

(music)

(no audio)